Bleach (S) Abridged Ep12 - "Bitch Be Grobin" (2016 Reupload)

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  • @ProjectMouthwash
    @ProjectMouthwash  5 лет назад +2929

    This episode has been in copyright hell for actual years. In the process of getting it back we almost lost the entire channel three times due to rejected disputes becoming copyright strikes, and it's been permanently rejected each time over the course of three re-uploads. Each time we have to under-go several claim disputes at a time, each individual dispute requiring up to three months to resolve and if ANY didn't go through at any time, that instance of the video was permanently locked down. This could happen for the most mundane of reasons, including but not limited to whomever whomever happened to be reviewing our dispute just happening to be in a bad mood. Getting this back is a major victory for the channel and a personal victory for me (hey, Logan here. Really happy right now). That this episode was down has been a major blemish on the channel and one of the most demoralizing things we've ever faced, and we're VERY happy to have it return.
    We're going to move on to trying to get episode 7 and episode 17 back in the same capacity. They are single-claim videos and thus easier technically, but we prioritized this video since it was something of a point to get it back.

    • @michaelmendoza7963
      @michaelmendoza7963 5 лет назад +175

      All of us, your viewers, appreciate the shit you guys went through so we can see this

    • @T_Man
      @T_Man 5 лет назад +52

      The Return of the King

    • @francismitchell9320
      @francismitchell9320 5 лет назад +31

      I can believe it, with all these copyrighted songs.

    • @CheeseCake4Not
      @CheeseCake4Not 5 лет назад +17

      Comparing this to the recent episodes... It is amazing how much this channel has improved. But the music choices still rock.

    • @christahorton4964
      @christahorton4964 5 лет назад +9

      Im just so hyped. I had to watch this twice. Let me tell u it was a trip. Thank u guys so much❤❤

  • @jollythejackalope
    @jollythejackalope Год назад +418

    In my HUMBLE opinion "You're making me use my outside voice" is a line of underappreciated brilliance

    • @nash6568
      @nash6568 Год назад +2

      Same 😊

    • @jamaelgraham1536
      @jamaelgraham1536 7 месяцев назад +4

      "Captain asshole" is up there too.

    • @sudowoodo9579
      @sudowoodo9579 6 месяцев назад +2

      Subtlety following up is “oh why’d I drag my hand along it”.

  • @nicholejj
    @nicholejj 2 года назад +547

    White's entire scene and him screaming "If you'd only listen to me you'd realize I'm trying to help you! I'm Zangetsu!!!" was actually epic

    • @Barkbatosu
      @Barkbatosu 11 месяцев назад +35

      His constantly rising frustration at Ichigo not being able to hear him when he tells him who he is is so fucking funny

    • @seansoloff7499
      @seansoloff7499 3 месяца назад

      @@nicholejj poor White

  • @Hyperion2265
    @Hyperion2265 3 года назад +973

    “That was a haiku you just haiku’d me I feel weird”
    Best line ever.

  • @Xayin09
    @Xayin09 5 лет назад +3204

    “ I haven’t seen shenanigans like this in a 1000 years, not since that Quincy boss whom I killed.” That’s called extreme foreshadowing people!

    • @andrewbrooks7122
      @andrewbrooks7122 5 лет назад +78

      Yamamoto yawatch isn't really dead

    • @theoutspokentheorist9578
      @theoutspokentheorist9578 5 лет назад +199

      @@andrewbrooks7122 everyone thought he was dead, including Yamamoto. That's why he was so surprised when the Quincys showed up out of thin air

    • @andrewbrooks7122
      @andrewbrooks7122 5 лет назад +91

      @@theoutspokentheorist9578 thin air....or shadows?

    • @metroidhunter965
      @metroidhunter965 5 лет назад +76

      Also with Hollow Ichigo’s response to Bayakuya asking who he is including a canonical name, a fan name....

    • @tasyodon7321
      @tasyodon7321 4 года назад +4

      @@andrewbrooks7122 ayyyyyyyy

  • @DavidGraham221
    @DavidGraham221 4 года назад +2128

    “Screw you”
    “I’ll think about it”
    That sums up Yoruichi and Soi-Fon’s entire relationship

  • @artemisfowldragon
    @artemisfowldragon 2 года назад +1511

    I love how Josh Groban’s sword is basically just “Gaslighting. The Sword.”

  • @danwelldoober1485
    @danwelldoober1485 5 лет назад +1748

    Yamamoto is so underrated in this series.
    "I should think you two should draw your swords you should, before I burn you to a crispy toasty crispy toast"

    • @kawaiiempoleon8721
      @kawaiiempoleon8721 5 лет назад +4

      Eh

    • @derpasquid0099
      @derpasquid0099 5 лет назад +113

      I agree that line specifically is so dumb that it's great. Me and my friend always qoute it in games when we use fire.

    • @danwelldoober1485
      @danwelldoober1485 5 лет назад +64

      @@derpasquid0099 that friend of yours is barking up a BURNING TREE they are!
      I think his best lines ever were when he pardoned Kusaka in the Diamond Dust rebellion movie.
      "Alright, Kusaka... Hello. We've never met before, but it's nice to see you."
      The rest of that convo had me ROLLLING

    • @thomsonandfrench4974
      @thomsonandfrench4974 4 года назад +47

      I know, I can't believe this character isn't getting more love.
      I blame society.

    • @kohlrittenhouse713
      @kohlrittenhouse713 4 года назад +22

      Magic Bowling Ball Zombie

  • @22BulletProofKid22
    @22BulletProofKid22 5 лет назад +1358

    I love when he goes:
    'What's my name? Well, there's the spoiler answer, the theoretic answer, the fandom answer and the obvious answer, but for the sake of continuity... let's just say I aint got a name!'
    Hollow Ichigo is one of my favourite characters, I'm glad you guys brought this back

    • @ignotuscapillary8313
      @ignotuscapillary8313 5 лет назад +112

      I used to call him Hollowsaki before I knew his spoiler answer.

    • @champgreen9985
      @champgreen9985 5 лет назад +47

      Ignotus Capillary hichigo

    • @cunningsmile4166
      @cunningsmile4166 4 года назад +58

      I just went with WHITE

    • @champgreen9985
      @champgreen9985 4 года назад +12

      Cunning Smile white ichigo also works

    • @cunningsmile4166
      @cunningsmile4166 4 года назад +24

      @@champgreen9985 insert WHITE's insane laughter. Doesn't matter anyway. He's awesome

  • @A5p3r07h
    @A5p3r07h 3 года назад +900

    It genuinely breaks my heart every time I hear Kenpachi say the words "Completely off-screen". That just would've been fun to watch.

    • @FirstLast-wk3kc
      @FirstLast-wk3kc Год назад +9

      Yeah!!!

    • @sergiocalvillo6182
      @sergiocalvillo6182 Год назад +10

      Exactly what I thought when I got to that part.

    • @Damianweibler
      @Damianweibler Год назад +7

      Just like when he and Bakuya team up against the angry centipede

    • @alexhagen676
      @alexhagen676 Год назад +1

      I mean technically Kenpachi was a healer iykyk 😉

    • @storm_shadow-2107
      @storm_shadow-2107 Год назад +1

      You're talking about Squad 4's captain and not Squad 11's.

  • @Ace5665
    @Ace5665 5 лет назад +894

    “This has been the WEIRDEST day.”
    “I’m not doing more of this, that was terrifying.”

    • @raymondle2007
      @raymondle2007 5 лет назад +105

      Honestly, I would be too, imagine being a top captain from a noble clan with a powerful Zanpakuto and some random human gets powers from your sister in law and is suddenly fighting with the powers of a hollow. Must have been a truly strange day.

    • @Santeneal
      @Santeneal 5 лет назад +44

      @@raymondle2007 even in control hallowified Ichigo would be fucking terrifying to see

    • @uncertainknowledge2927
      @uncertainknowledge2927 5 лет назад +51

      @@Santeneal imagine being hundreds of years old and then some 17 y/o kid outpowers you in way under a year, and he's transforming into a hollow mid-fight, you're one of the fastest people ever ? Sike he's behind you already.

    • @redfather5342
      @redfather5342 5 лет назад +10

      @@uncertainknowledge2927 he was 15 in this arc

    • @mateuszmika4374
      @mateuszmika4374 5 лет назад +16

      @@redfather5342 yup and technically he outpower byakuya in something like three weeks to month (from shikai to bankai achieved)

  • @yobogoya4367
    @yobogoya4367 4 года назад +2517

    Soi Fon: My Zanpaktou kills if it hits the same place twice
    Yorouichi: That's ridiculously OP, but it will never work on anyone important

    • @confusedjay717
      @confusedjay717 4 года назад +258

      Aizen: Hold my Spiritual Pressure

    • @connorclemmons8698
      @connorclemmons8698 4 года назад +138

      In all honesty it kind of makes sense why it wouldn't work on those seemingly important (as most of the people she faces are veteran fighters). Soi Fon's group specializes in stealth and assassination and being Captain she's practically the best at it, so while her attacks can kill someone in two hits it instantly shows the weakness of it if you're smart enough. What I mean by saying that, is that any seasoned fighter will know she would try to go for a second hit in that same place as the first time and that could spell danger despite not knowing what she can do. It's probably one of the reasons why it's hardly ever successful; that and it would leave her wide open for an attack because I imagine such a powerful ability requires precise precision.

    • @yobogoya4367
      @yobogoya4367 4 года назад +52

      @@connorclemmons8698 Are you seriously getting hyper analytical over a joke? The fact that she would tell anyone of this weakness is strictly for the viewer's benefit, and doing so while in combat with someone she intended to use it on is ridiculous. If she didn't reveal it to the people she fought, competent fighter or not, they wouldn't have anything telling them that they can't let her hit the same place twice. And since the entire point of sword fighting is to not get hit at all...

    • @connorclemmons8698
      @connorclemmons8698 4 года назад +41

      @@yobogoya4367 Well actually the joke's on you. I was so fucking drunk that I don't even remember typing that.

    • @npc4805
      @npc4805 4 года назад +4

      I put her to shame

  • @ChasehaWing
    @ChasehaWing 2 года назад +212

    "WHOA HE CAN TALK?! Mind. Blown."
    Its hilarious that you fixed Aizen with this line alone. Like, he's hilarious in everything he does, but him not k owing EVERYTHING, really adds to his character. Especially when it's just the little things 🤣

    • @baronvonkaiser9912
      @baronvonkaiser9912 5 месяцев назад +1

      he totaly knew. he used his zanpakto to make it sound like dog man only ever barked and made it sound like tousen was alway mumbling excep for the word justice.

    • @samakiraroyjanssen6326
      @samakiraroyjanssen6326 4 месяца назад

      @@baronvonkaiser9912no, as before that, kommamura could understand tosen; (because josh didn’t know kommamura could understand anyone else or speak that language). After that, kommamura couldn’t understand tosen anymore, as josh used kyoka suigetsu on him.

  • @pallasnelli1091
    @pallasnelli1091 5 лет назад +840

    That really is a quality prank Aizen is playing on Touzen

    • @bloodyeagleofcainhurst9295
      @bloodyeagleofcainhurst9295 5 лет назад +101

      This Josh, or this Groban?

    • @DaFro3713
      @DaFro3713 5 лет назад +64

      Alex Eagle The right one

    • @lxstful2795
      @lxstful2795 5 лет назад +11

      How can you say Josh Grobins name like That?

    • @rokokni8767
      @rokokni8767 4 года назад +25

      I love how he says " What a strangely well thought out joke you're accusing me of playing"

    • @panpan1287
      @panpan1287 4 года назад +2

      @Groisu new headcanon

  • @n1pah132
    @n1pah132 5 лет назад +775

    "One attack. Let's finish this with one more attack I'm not doing this anymore that was terrifying". Cracked me up

  • @GlassedGamer
    @GlassedGamer 2 года назад +570

    "Time to break out my Final Release."
    "Your what?"
    "Final Release!"
    "Again."
    "Bankai!"
    "That's the one."
    I love Ichigo's issues with Japanese.

    • @ncr_ranger96
      @ncr_ranger96 Год назад +11

      I thought it was a nod to Ichigo's later amps. Bankai was hardly his final release if you consider his mask, the dangai form, etc.

    • @hypepanda8332
      @hypepanda8332 Год назад +8

      @@ncr_ranger96 Bankai means final release.

    • @Matthew-li7we
      @Matthew-li7we 4 месяца назад +4

      ​@@hypepanda8332Really? Well, I am glad they kept it as Bankai in both the subs and official dub. "Final Release" just doesn't hit as hard as "BANKAI"!

    • @jaykay6222
      @jaykay6222 Месяц назад +1

      @@ncr_ranger96 Unsure if relevant, but also Ichigo becomes a translator at EoS for his real life job. So it could be a connection to that.

  • @strawhatvibe
    @strawhatvibe 5 лет назад +796

    “You idiot I’m legitimately trying to help you! If you just listen for a second you’ll get I’m not trying to hurt you I’m zan....get...suuuuu!!!!!!!!” Lmfao omg perfect line lmao

    • @jknight7806
      @jknight7806 5 лет назад +42

      This actually killed me when I heard it😂😂

    • @strawhatvibe
      @strawhatvibe 5 лет назад +19

      Jahvarn Knight it’s freaking EVERYTHING haha 😂😂😂💀💀💀

    • @KaoticKitFire
      @KaoticKitFire 5 лет назад +51

      I just love that they made the reference to the truth. 😂 it's actually refreshing to go back and see that not everything was an ass pull but well though out. Loving Aizens jokes

    • @strawhatvibe
      @strawhatvibe 5 лет назад +28

      KitFireOS right?! A lot ppl call things ass pulls but I’m like it’s just we didn’t notice it till later that’s the way it should be that’s the point of flashbacks lmao. Kubo gave us hints to the truth of what he was trying to portray I’m glad you see it

    • @strawhatvibe
      @strawhatvibe 5 лет назад +5

      Auspicious Legend kinda of a weird question lol but 24 and you?

  • @Wolpher
    @Wolpher 5 лет назад +1406

    Byakuya's quotes throughout this episode are golden. "Like most complicated problems, it comes back To my ex wife", "you're making me use my outside voice"😂😂😂

    • @hmmyou2544
      @hmmyou2544 5 лет назад +123

      "Fuck my life"

    • @jaxusr235
      @jaxusr235 5 лет назад +117

      “I almost died just now. I’m not used to that feeling.”

    • @cunningsmile4166
      @cunningsmile4166 4 года назад +49

      "Yeah. That's was terrifying."

    • @rawsodium1962
      @rawsodium1962 4 года назад +56

      "This has been the WEIRDEST day"

    • @XTornado8198
      @XTornado8198 4 года назад +57

      "You've got something on your coat... it's death."

  • @thephyca2
    @thephyca2 3 года назад +865

    Byakuya: One Attack?
    Ichigo: One Attack
    Byakuya: I don't want do this anymore that was fucking terrifying
    😂😂😂😂😂

    • @michaeldaniels642
      @michaeldaniels642 2 года назад +35

      Ichigo was asking because he was confused by Byakuya saying that. It was only after Byakuya said "One more attack ends this. I'm not doing this anymore. That was terrifying." that Ichigo agreed.

    • @acookieindistress3094
      @acookieindistress3094 2 года назад +8

      Lmao that part killed me

    • @KBgamer2010
      @KBgamer2010 Год назад +18

      @@acookieindistress3094 He survived Megalovania Rock. And for those who played Undertale...You know

  • @colleenmccool7548
    @colleenmccool7548 5 лет назад +1081

    Soul Reaper in Training really just means unpaid intern.

  • @thepotato513
    @thepotato513 5 лет назад +516

    "That man just stopped the whole chicken with a single sword" is one of my favorite quotes of all time

    • @Rasnec
      @Rasnec 5 лет назад +52

      its even better cause byakuya goes on with my lifes motto:"fuck my life"

    • @omkarshirgaonkar9800
      @omkarshirgaonkar9800 5 лет назад +15

      Fuck my life

    • @zambekiller
      @zambekiller 5 лет назад +4

      It's a thing that kills chickens was my favorite part like how many giant flaming chicken sticks do they have?

    • @slevinchannel7589
      @slevinchannel7589 4 года назад +7

      That's how a Abridged Series is supposed to be: funny, well-thought-out, and even deep sometimes. All of it together.

    • @Gen0ration9k
      @Gen0ration9k 4 года назад +4

      Mine is "What's my name? Well that's the real question. Well, there's the theoretic answer, the fanon answer, the spoiler answer, and the obvious answer. But for the sake of continuity let's just say...I ain't got a name!"

  • @ezekiel_king
    @ezekiel_king 3 года назад +144

    "Renji you had one job. One job: get away from the hill. So why is it you're back on the hill, closer to the stand THAN YOU WERE WHEN YOU STARTED RUNNING?!"
    Has got to be my favorite line in this one

    • @seansoloff7499
      @seansoloff7499 Месяц назад +4

      “CAUSE THIS FREAKING STUPID CAME AND TELEPORTED EVERYONE!!!”

  • @Will_of_Scariph
    @Will_of_Scariph 4 года назад +633

    "YOU'RE MAKING ME USE MY OUTSIDE VOICE!!!" Damn that was epic 🤣

    • @cirstoffy
      @cirstoffy 3 года назад +30

      "Gimme your sword."
      "No it's mine!"
      Kills me Everytime 🤣🤣

    • @CuriousGrimGoblin
      @CuriousGrimGoblin 3 года назад +2

      I nearly died laughing

    • @ErnolDawnbringer
      @ErnolDawnbringer 2 года назад +3

      Ah why'd drag my hand along

    • @cunningsmile4166
      @cunningsmile4166 2 года назад

      18:19

    • @paln9
      @paln9 2 года назад

      “hmuuhnhuhmehhmeuhemuehmieh JUSTICE huemihueiemeheuime JUSTICE” greatest line ever

  • @nonotheteddybear1525
    @nonotheteddybear1525 5 лет назад +413

    Byakuya: "I'm not doing any more of this that was terrifying."

    • @allgamingtime6698
      @allgamingtime6698 5 лет назад +40

      Noah the Teddy Bear I would be scared as shit if I saw a man pull out a hollow mask and go ape shit on my ass

    • @cunningsmile4166
      @cunningsmile4166 4 года назад +20

      "Oj Jesus! RUN!!!"

    • @mistertaz94
      @mistertaz94 2 года назад +8

      @@allgamingtime6698 in his defense the last time Soul Reapers pulled out hollow masks before this ended up with the exile of 7 captain level and 4 lieutenant level shinigami. I'd be terrified too

    • @allgamingtime6698
      @allgamingtime6698 2 года назад

      @@mistertaz94 I don’t think any of the captains knew about the whole hollow mask thing except the court which exiled them all

    • @christopherhodges7607
      @christopherhodges7607 2 года назад

      @@mistertaz94 That plus the promotion of a Mad man and a Mad Scientist to high ranking positions in the government

  • @lookatmahsword9082
    @lookatmahsword9082 3 года назад +288

    The whole interaction between Ichigo and Byakuya was just Logan flexing his impeccable voice acting

  • @bloodyeagleofcainhurst9295
    @bloodyeagleofcainhurst9295 5 лет назад +851

    "That was a haiku. You just haiku'd me. I feel weird." Lmao

    • @strawhatvibe
      @strawhatvibe 5 лет назад +9

      Alex Eagle 😂😂💀 yess!!!

    • @sceptile6375
      @sceptile6375 5 лет назад +26

      Alex Eagle nah nah nah
      That was a haiku.
      You just haiku'd me.
      I feel weird.

    • @Nikko_no_Tabi
      @Nikko_no_Tabi 5 лет назад +10

      Altough this isn't a haiku

    • @cunningsmile4166
      @cunningsmile4166 4 года назад +8

      @@sceptile6375 ALMOST a haiku

    • @tucker5720
      @tucker5720 4 года назад +6

      Haikus' are elaborate disses.

  • @jacobhamilton2473
    @jacobhamilton2473 5 лет назад +712

    "We killed the leaf" what the Akatsuki wishes they could say.

    • @nemomo6026
      @nemomo6026 5 лет назад +16

      @Forever Outraged Actually how?

    • @Alejandrocrdn434
      @Alejandrocrdn434 5 лет назад +38

      @Forever Outraged The third hokage, even in his old age, was still considered the strongest of all the five kage. The fourth hokage was literally the only ninja in the series to be labeled as "run-on-sight" and practically won the whole war himself. The Hyuga clan (even Pain decided to attack whilst the entire clan was out of the village) and Uchiha clan (before the slaughter ofc) were two of the strongest clan. The Sarutobi clan was OP, shit, Asuma was literally one of the 12 guards of The Feudal Lord. Kakashi's dad was a well known OP ninja not to mention Kakashi himself who became a jounin at 10 (by comparison Naruto became a genin at 12). Guy sensei could open the eighth gate (was well known for consistently using the seventh gate) and manhandled Madara for a lil' bit. They birthed the legendary sannin (emphasis on legendary). Also the whole war arc was a fight of all the villages vs three leaf ninja (Madara, Obito, and Kabuto). So like, what? Lmao

    • @Alejandrocrdn434
      @Alejandrocrdn434 5 лет назад +11

      @Forever Outraged Yeah, but in part one of Naruto the third hokags was literally referred to as God of Shinobi and recognized as the strongest of all the five kage not the hokage. During the third shinobi war the fourth hokage was the only ninja that villages said: "if you see this dude, run" Literally no other ninja from any other village had such a warning and impact. Nerfed doesn't take away their influence in the series lol It just means they wouldn't win fights against main characters for plot purposes; regardless, in the lore they're still considered dangerous. No other village has standout clans like that lol The whole reason the Leaf village got together is because the two strongest clans in the land got together (The Uchiha and Senju) and formed it with other powerful clans. Shit Hashirama captured ALL the tailed beasts and to flex on the world gave everyone their very own and kept the most OP for the Leaf. Also, in the war arc Hashirama states Obito is stronger than him, Obits later gets beaten by Madara, who then gets clapped by Naruto. Naruto was the strongest Hokage not Hashirama; and Sasuke is considered his equal so it's a given he was stronger than Hashirama as well therefore also another OP ninja born from the Leaf. The Leaf village was literally written to be OP from the jump lol

    • @Alejandrocrdn434
      @Alejandrocrdn434 5 лет назад +9

      @Forever Outraged I don't watch Boruto; too boring for my taste. You said: "there's no hokage stronger then first and second," so I clarified that there is; Naruto. It was clearly stated and specified that even in his OLD AGE the third was the strongest of the kage. You specifically said the village was weaker AFTER the first and second hokage. The original seven swordsmen were together during the first and second hokage era so they're irrelevant to my point. Also, I never said the Leaf was the strongest, my point was they're far from the weakest which was your original statement. Regardless, you know which village destroyed the sky village in the second war? The Leaf. By THEMSELVES; just cause the sky village threatened all five nations lol Then in the movie the whole country is legit brought down by Genin from the Leaf (Shino, Naruto, and Sasuke) Then the whole country got devoured by the very same beast they created; sounds powerful to me lmao Also, you kinda helped my argument there, Might Dai destroyed the seven swordsmen by himself and what village was he from? The Leaf... And he was a genin lol Also, Naruto can access the Chakra of all nine tailed beasts, not just the nine tails, has sage mode, six paths sage mode (which uses Chakra literally given to him by the creator of Ninjutsu;the sage of six paths) and was literally stated to have unlimited Chakra in a recent chapter lol Although I never said Naruto was unbeatable; regardless, the only people that have had a fighting chance against him aren't even from a village or even human for that matter lmao The Otsusuki clan are celestial beings. Still waiting on the characters that will one shot him one day; whenever Kawaki does him in. But as of literally right now, no character has definitively been stated as stronger than Naruto.

    • @Alejandrocrdn434
      @Alejandrocrdn434 5 лет назад +7

      @Forever Outraged Onoki and third raikage being stronger than him is pure speculation. I'm sticking to guidebook and anime/manga statements that clearly say in his old age he was the strongest lmao And I'll say it again, idk why I have to, but I never said the Leaf was the strongest, I'm not having a character by character strength analysis when it's clearly obvious that the Leaf village BY FAR creates more powerful ninja in higher quantities than any other village lol Who cares if his power is borrowed? He's still scrapping those people, that's literally irrelevant to the point. Go back and read, the Leaf by themselves clapped the sky village for threatening the five nations. Also, you're the one that mentioned the sky village and havin created their own beast, when they created it, they were swiftly beaten by genin (Naruto, Shino, and Sasuke); follow a timeline, stick to your statements and maybe your argument will make some sense lol And if Shino is someone you think can one shot Sasuke and Naruto, I don't agree, but it again proves my point, the Aburame clan is also very strong and a clan from where? The Leaf village lmao

  • @jak8714
    @jak8714 3 года назад +134

    ‘Keep telling me things I can’t do! It makes stronger!’
    That is such a great line! And absolutely in character.

  • @ronshein4275
    @ronshein4275 4 года назад +814

    “Keep it down Kiyone I’ve got the thing”
    “It’s the thing”
    “The thing”
    “The legendary thing”

    • @timvanhoeck7018
      @timvanhoeck7018 3 года назад +48

      It's the Thing! It kills chickens!

    • @firepuppies4086
      @firepuppies4086 3 года назад +30

      "I like it! I like you!"

    • @cunningsmile4166
      @cunningsmile4166 3 года назад +17

      Tite Kubo never did explain that

    • @man_rahman8320
      @man_rahman8320 2 года назад +1

      It's called shihoin shield I think?

    • @SeviathTheHumanDrago
      @SeviathTheHumanDrago 2 года назад +6

      @@man_rahman8320 I guess that implies the Shihoin family was the Artificers of Soul Society. Yoroichi had that flying thing, they made the legendary thing apparently.

  • @michaelmoon622
    @michaelmoon622 4 года назад +1053

    So we’re not gonna mention the absolute comedy gold that was the “You Raise Me Up” in the background as Aizen leaves? No? Ok...

    • @catastrophicivy
      @catastrophicivy 4 года назад +133

      Fun fact: the version they use is by Josh groban

    • @msgsgt
      @msgsgt 4 года назад +77

      Amazing how Josh with glasses really does resemble Aizen or am I just under his sword spell also.

    • @gaiusmarius4209
      @gaiusmarius4209 3 года назад +12

      people have mentioned it on past versions, thank you for being the sacrificial lamb on this go round :)

    • @chrisdavis3551
      @chrisdavis3551 3 года назад +8

      That City of Angels soundtrack iris at the end made me laugh. Cause soul society is like their heaven i assume. Goo Goo Dolls made a killing from that song.

    • @felixreyes252
      @felixreyes252 3 года назад +2

      @@chrisdavis3551 *is making a killing from that song, you surely mean sir.

  • @WeyardWiz
    @WeyardWiz 3 года назад +427

    16:30 ”talk about a cutting-edge design..BECAUSE ITS MADE OF SWORDS!”
    😂😂😂😂😂

  • @Del_1710
    @Del_1710 4 года назад +1371

    Soi fon: that man just
    Nanao: stopped the whole chicken
    Unohana: with a single sword
    Byakuya: fuck my life

    • @zacharyspencer6839
      @zacharyspencer6839 2 года назад +83

      Ichigo: sup babe. Didn't know you like me that way. To bad I'm already taken. I'm currently engaged to how awesome I am right now! You see this!?

    • @eugenepile7036
      @eugenepile7036 2 года назад +25

      @@zacharyspencer6839 rukia: ichigo you're acting cray cray

    • @zacharyspencer6839
      @zacharyspencer6839 2 года назад +31

      @@eugenepile7036 Ichigo: shut up your face Rukia. If I can take out kenpachi I can out this stand.... especially with this cloak

    • @eugenepile7036
      @eugenepile7036 2 года назад +18

      @@zacharyspencer6839 rukia: its a nice cloak

    • @zacharyspencer6839
      @zacharyspencer6839 2 года назад +19

      @@eugenepile7036 Ichigo: it's the best cloak!
      *Stab!*
      *Boooooom!*

  • @zarushito339
    @zarushito339 4 года назад +340

    "What is that thing?"
    "It's the thing that kills chickens."
    I laugh everytime.

  • @underscore____4060
    @underscore____4060 3 года назад +421

    My best guess at all the stuff Tousen says in the episode:
    0:06 Prepare yourself Zaraki for the power of my Zanpakutou
    0:20 Kommamura, get clear now.
    0:25 It seems that the time has come for my blade to finally go and enact JUSTICE!
    0:30 *Kenpachi talking over him* ...continue to follow the path of JUSTICE!
    27:04 Prepare yourself Renji to be taken to Aizen.... *freaking Renji talking over him*
    31:47 The fact of the matter is I must go with him Kommamura, because if I don't, JUSTICE will never be upheld(?)
    Everybody talking over all of his lines so I can't hear :(

    • @darekocanom4172
      @darekocanom4172 3 года назад +48

      Yo you did your best and I appreciate the hell out of it. You must not have been victim to Kyokasuigetsu(?)

    • @MrDJAK777
      @MrDJAK777 3 года назад +16

      Think the Renji over tousen one starts " prepare yourself renji to be taken to aizen (--or I will take you to aizen) "
      Then theres a bit I didn't work out after a couple listens but he says hueco muendo near the end.

    • @mehmzay3022
      @mehmzay3022 2 года назад +4

      I did something similar listening in slow motion for Lisa Simpson in the first pitched simpsons presentation.

    • @ft.-featuring
      @ft.-featuring 2 года назад +4

      Any one know the music at 0 25 and when tosen first activates his bankai

    • @underscore____4060
      @underscore____4060 2 года назад +2

      @@ft.-featuring I do not :( Maybe something from the OST?

  • @andrewvanhorne4359
    @andrewvanhorne4359 5 лет назад +595

    "Makes sense, but sounds really stupid when you say it out loud."
    That could honestly summ up a lot of the series.

    • @cunningsmile4166
      @cunningsmile4166 4 года назад +22

      Not as crazy as someone saying "I'm keeping the plane up with my mind"

    • @xtanagaming1017
      @xtanagaming1017 3 года назад +14

      That's honestly how most anime abilities work. Makes perfect sense on paper but the verbal explanation always sounds gimmicky and stupid.
      Also, from a tactical standpoint, explaining how your powers work to your opponent is a really, REALLY stupid idea if you actually want to win.

    • @thevoiceinyourhead7215
      @thevoiceinyourhead7215 3 года назад +8

      @@xtanagaming1017 very true, regarding the explaining part. But honestly, with how long some one-on-one battles have been observed to be in some fictional worlds, the two of you might as-well as something to break the ice at that point, then again, it’s been a while since I’ve watched bleach, but weren’t there some characters in bleach that basically lied or gave half-truths about their powers?

    • @xtanagaming1017
      @xtanagaming1017 3 года назад +8

      @@thevoiceinyourhead7215 yea, characters lie about their powers all the time, but giving someone your fighting any indication of your abilities, especially how they function, is just bad strategy.
      Take soifeng for example, if she struck someone with her shikai, then said "oh, hey, btw, my weapon kills instantly if I strike the same place twice", now they know not to let that happen. She stays quiet, and suddenly they're having a freak out fit trying to figure out what the butterfly tattoo is doing.
      Just better to not say anything and give your opponent nothing to work with.

    • @thevoiceinyourhead7215
      @thevoiceinyourhead7215 3 года назад +2

      @@xtanagaming1017 yeah, very true, I guess I don't have much left to say around the matter

  • @rogersmith6813
    @rogersmith6813 5 лет назад +842

    "Your bankai just makes your sword smaller"
    *at swordpoint*
    "Seems to be working"

  • @JEL625
    @JEL625 2 года назад +40

    Byakuya: "I'm not doing more of this, that was terrifying."
    This was the most emotion Byakuya has expressed to this point. Ichigo is forking terrifying to fight because just when you think you have the upper hand he loses consciousness and the real fight begins.

  • @BlackDeku12
    @BlackDeku12 5 лет назад +257

    Ichigo: “Landlord, you’re evicted!”
    All the references from Lamas with hats is killing me 😂

    • @cunningsmile4166
      @cunningsmile4166 4 года назад +25

      "What!? No. No. No. No. You idiot. I'm legitimately trying to help you. If you just listen for a moment, you'll get I'm not trying to hurt you. I'm Zangetsu.

  • @WeyardWiz
    @WeyardWiz 4 года назад +800

    I fkn died as soon as it started
    ”I dont know what that means”
    🤣🤣😂😂😂😂😭😭😭😭

  • @kattyRL
    @kattyRL 3 года назад +87

    10:28 "thats OP but wont ever work on anyone important" she took the words right out of my mouth

  • @HeyGio_3
    @HeyGio_3 5 лет назад +428

    "Boop got your spine; boop got your shoulder." Lmao

    • @theridley8431
      @theridley8431 4 года назад +9

      Well, guess I'm out....Again.....!

    • @Gen0ration9k
      @Gen0ration9k 4 года назад +8

      Reapers spines breaking/Reapers shoulders snapping/Reapers flesh tearing

    • @Gen0ration9k
      @Gen0ration9k 4 года назад +3

      Creepy meany booped my weany

    • @roseberzerker2989
      @roseberzerker2989 3 года назад +5

      Lol I straight up died of laughter when he did that, aizen in this is straight up hilarious

    • @TrainerRad164
      @TrainerRad164 3 года назад

      Timestamp?

  • @jaxusr235
    @jaxusr235 5 лет назад +742

    “Puppies, are... not...... depressing. There was that happy?”
    “It was progress.”
    Best of all moments.

    • @jacobrengen
      @jacobrengen 4 года назад +13

      Jaxus R Gin wants to kick the puppy

    • @14thStreetProductions
      @14thStreetProductions 4 года назад +19

      His line before that was hysterical, and sad.
      B: Im sorry im a stupidhead, ive been mega depressed, ever since your sister died.
      R: I have a sister?
      B: yeah i was married to your sister. She died, sorry about that.

    • @judgment5090
      @judgment5090 4 года назад +7

      I swear to god, he was on some intense pain meds

    • @mrhatnclogs116
      @mrhatnclogs116 3 года назад

      Did you have a stroke?

    • @cunningsmile4166
      @cunningsmile4166 2 года назад +4

      Not a bad start

  • @alchemicpink2392
    @alchemicpink2392 2 года назад +42

    Loving the detail of "jOsH gRoBaN"being surprised that Komamura is capable of speech, followed by Komamura suddenly and literally no longer understanding Tosen.
    'Tis a fine stealth joke.

    • @Arkayjiya
      @Arkayjiya 3 месяца назад +3

      Wait I missed this one. Does that mean that Aizen originally used Kyoka Suigetsu on everybody *but* Komamura to make them mishear Tousen because he thought Komamura couldn't speak so he didn't bother, and as soon as he realised Komamura could speak, Aizen used it on him too?

  • @pabloosset2533
    @pabloosset2533 5 лет назад +886

    "How many times are you gonna fight the copyright claim?"
    "How many slices of bread have you eaten in your life?"
    "I... am actually allergic to bread."
    "Oh... Then, as many times as Gin says Mmmm~."

    • @maalik20001
      @maalik20001 5 лет назад +16

      DIO

    • @Stoveen
      @Stoveen 5 лет назад +24

      Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

    • @joeyuzwa891
      @joeyuzwa891 4 года назад +1

      How many breads have you eaten in your life*

    • @slevinchannel7589
      @slevinchannel7589 4 года назад +4

      Best Episode.
      That's how a Abridged Series is, funny, well-thought-out, and even deep sometimes. All of it together.

    • @Gen0ration9k
      @Gen0ration9k 4 года назад +2

      Gin is less pedophilic Hisoka

  • @wolfensteinassassin2744
    @wolfensteinassassin2744 5 лет назад +580

    I love how Zangetsu’s theme in this is a metal version of meglovania

    • @gachashipfam1240
      @gachashipfam1240 3 года назад +8

      PFFT

    • @jake06050
      @jake06050 3 года назад +30

      300 eps to soon

    • @KingDugan
      @KingDugan 2 года назад +13

      And Ichigo' s Bankai music is Saitama's Theme.

    • @gonggonglive
      @gonggonglive 2 года назад +2

      A good chunk of the fight was also Undertake 071 metal version too

    • @jeanvaljean8044
      @jeanvaljean8044 Год назад +1

      @@gonggonglive Hopes and Dreams

  • @WeyardWiz
    @WeyardWiz 3 года назад +530

    15:05 ”bankai! ...and getsugatensho while I'm at it”
    😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @cunningsmile4166
      @cunningsmile4166 3 года назад +11

      OH JESUS... RUN!

    • @TheTacRat
      @TheTacRat 3 года назад +10

      Why did he never use that combo again?

    • @director1336
      @director1336 3 года назад +38

      @@TheTacRat plot epic move. The first time the main character does something on this level it has to be more epic than every other time

    • @gear237
      @gear237 3 года назад

      🤣🤣🤣

    • @damongaming275
      @damongaming275 3 года назад +2

      What song was playing when he did that?

  • @pallasnelli1091
    @pallasnelli1091 5 лет назад +207

    Every single one of the music choices is absolutely golden

    • @pyrosianheir
      @pyrosianheir 5 лет назад +12

      Right? Added a half-dozen songs to my playlist finding songs from it. XD

    • @pvtmill3rr
      @pvtmill3rr 5 лет назад

      what was the song playing at 1:00

    • @kamengenos
      @kamengenos 5 лет назад

      What song is in 23:00

    • @soorajb.p9564
      @soorajb.p9564 5 лет назад

      Link for the play list ? And name of the song that comes when he goes hollow?

    • @soorajb.p9564
      @soorajb.p9564 5 лет назад

      Thanks mate

  • @E-Man5805
    @E-Man5805 5 лет назад +951

    "Gimme your sword."
    "No, it's mine!"
    That will never not be funny to me.

    • @ELCoulter
      @ELCoulter 5 лет назад +57

      That and it being fallowed by, "Your making me use my outside voice!" It just tickles me

    • @c.glazercrush3994
      @c.glazercrush3994 5 лет назад +4

      The black coffin on konomura than. He goes saiying down boy,bugged out had me rolling though.

    • @fraavezskyrim
      @fraavezskyrim 5 лет назад

      timestamp?

    • @noroi_akuma
      @noroi_akuma 5 лет назад +3

      Can you please give us the timestamp for this I missed the quote 😂

    • @rinavonperl1980
      @rinavonperl1980 5 лет назад +3

      @@noroi_akuma 18:12

  • @jovicamateric7756
    @jovicamateric7756 Год назад +31

    That Yamamoto "quincy boss" comment at the end caught me so off guard that I actually burst out laughing 😂.

  • @AlexSmith-yu2fj
    @AlexSmith-yu2fj 4 года назад +377

    "We made out"
    "We MADE UP"
    "Same thing"

  • @jakeandrews5260
    @jakeandrews5260 5 лет назад +177

    "Sorry I'm taken. I'm currently engaged to how awesome I am!" Hahaha

    • @Gen0ration9k
      @Gen0ration9k 3 года назад +6

      "you can't stop that thing!"
      "Of course I can't, keep telling me things I can't do, it makes me stronger!"

  • @royalguardian5426
    @royalguardian5426 3 года назад +103

    My favorite bit 2:46
    “Captain if we dont hurry up rukia gonna get roasted”
    “Toasted”
    “She gonna die like a ghost.....dead”
    “Shut up i got the thing”
    “The thing?”
    “The thing”
    “THE LEGENDARY THING!”

  • @Barkbatosu
    @Barkbatosu 4 года назад +192

    “Oh dear, it seems that you’ve caught me. Whatever will I do? Mmmm.”
    Neither the line nor the delivery gets the praise it deserves

    • @nmeow9668
      @nmeow9668 2 года назад

      It reminds me of the Llama's with hats series character Carl!

    • @anshuuu9708
      @anshuuu9708 2 года назад

      Time stamp please 😭

    • @Shadowdrag00n
      @Shadowdrag00n 2 года назад

      @@anshuuu9708 30:55

  • @Dr-King2024
    @Dr-King2024 5 лет назад +599

    Hey Logan I know you’ll probably never see this, but I’ve been a massive fan since there were like only 5 or so episodes of this. I just wanted to say that what you do is great and has given me many hours of laughter and joy.

    • @DarkLord_Mars
      @DarkLord_Mars 5 лет назад +10

      Agreed

    • @spidertron575
      @spidertron575 5 лет назад +5

      Same and I found this channel this year

    • @rokokni8767
      @rokokni8767 4 года назад +9

      This series is the best anti depressant i've ever used.

    • @RainClassic1
      @RainClassic1 4 года назад +3

      Preach brother!

    • @sageoverheaven
      @sageoverheaven 4 года назад +3

      Congratulations, he saw it 💀

  • @BryanAbrams-ei2pu
    @BryanAbrams-ei2pu Год назад +38

    "Im the main guy you cant go 5 minutes without me popping up". aizen - "i will contest that 1 day". I fuckin love that line

  • @musicgamerboy1854
    @musicgamerboy1854 5 лет назад +328

    "You can't see or hear me so no prepare to die"
    -kenpachi grab his sword-
    "Please don't hurt me"
    Kenpachi:no

    • @darkmage7152
      @darkmage7152 5 лет назад +19

      Tousen: "Ow my expectations"

    • @cunningsmile4166
      @cunningsmile4166 4 года назад +12

      GOTCHA BITCH

    • @slevinchannel7589
      @slevinchannel7589 4 года назад

      Music Gamerboy Grammar?

    • @cunningsmile4166
      @cunningsmile4166 4 года назад +4

      Fancy seeing you here!

    • @Gen0ration9k
      @Gen0ration9k 4 года назад +2

      You can't see or hear me
      Kenpachi: [continues to stare dead at him as he grabs him]
      Don't hurt me
      Kenpachi: [Answers him even though he can't see or hear him]
      Me: 0o0

  • @jacobhamilton2473
    @jacobhamilton2473 5 лет назад +380

    This whole episode is quotable. Every line.

    • @sceptile6375
      @sceptile6375 5 лет назад +18

      jacob hamilton you know I was planning on quoting a random line to disprove/prove your point (I'm just that kind of dick) but then I realized in doing that I would be making the line quotable.
      Well played

    • @Edax_Royeaux
      @Edax_Royeaux 5 лет назад +6

      I ain't got a name!

    • @catastrophicivy
      @catastrophicivy 5 лет назад +9

      A thing, it kills chickens

    • @jacobhamilton2473
      @jacobhamilton2473 5 лет назад +4

      @@catastrophicivy very inspirational.

    • @floss16
      @floss16 4 года назад +6

      You arrogant meatball

  • @RedeemerJedi5198
    @RedeemerJedi5198 3 года назад +173

    Bakuya: "I'm not doing more of this that was terrifying!" 😂😂

  • @cowancrows
    @cowancrows 5 лет назад +236

    This poor episode in copyright hell...happy to see one of the most entertaining abridged episodes return though!

  • @sterlingmuse5808
    @sterlingmuse5808 5 лет назад +107

    "Oh no, you stibble-ee-abbed me" has to be one of the best sarcastic ways of taking a hit I've ever heard

  • @rockzyk1291
    @rockzyk1291 Год назад +84

    "Damn you, society, and your vague consequences" is one of my favorite lines in the whole series.

  • @mightyso9281
    @mightyso9281 5 лет назад +184

    "Captain Josh Couldn't hurt a fly cause he's such a nice-aaaaaah" 🤣🤣

  • @Aurora-313
    @Aurora-313 2 года назад +81

    'Whoa, hey, he can talk? Mind blown' -- this line made me laugh way harder than I had any right to.

    • @devinnall2284
      @devinnall2284 2 года назад +5

      Even better is that immediately after realizing that he used Kyoka Suigetsu on Komamura so he couldn't understand Tosen anymore

  • @weasel1822
    @weasel1822 5 лет назад +699

    “Renji, you had one job. One job. Get away from the hill. So why are you back on the hill closer to the stand?”
    Such a Dad thing to say when their stupid child didn’t listen to a simple order.

    • @Gen0ration9k
      @Gen0ration9k 4 года назад +26

      Renji escaping death/Carl ruining everything/Blind stupids being bad

    • @jacobhamilton2473
      @jacobhamilton2473 4 года назад +16

      @@Gen0ration9k that was a haiku. You just Haikued me? I feel weird.

    • @Gen0ration9k
      @Gen0ration9k 4 года назад +15

      @@jacobhamilton2473 answers as blunt as stone/poems as sharp as razors/I did haiku you

    • @failingeverything5793
      @failingeverything5793 3 года назад +9

      @@Gen0ration9k hAH THAT FIRST LINE WAS ACTUALLY 6 SYLABLES INSTEAD OF 5, DISHONOR ON YOUR FAMILY

    • @froggyslice6943
      @froggyslice6943 3 года назад +4

      @@failingeverything5793 lmfao hahahahaha

  • @tobiasdiryuvia
    @tobiasdiryuvia 4 года назад +335

    can we talk about how ikkaku trained with kirby at the academy

  • @brianjohnson5272
    @brianjohnson5272 Год назад +22

    The whole music stops moment is so iconic you kept it.

  • @dolphindubstep965
    @dolphindubstep965 5 лет назад +333

    ‘It’s like the unlimited blade works of flower petals’ lol

  • @asherguzman818
    @asherguzman818 4 года назад +146

    Probably my favorite quote from this is ichigo saying. " Of course i can't, keep telling me things i can't do, it makes me stronger!" Its just epic.

    • @cunningsmile4166
      @cunningsmile4166 2 года назад +2

      That's how it works

    • @rwbyab7423
      @rwbyab7423 2 года назад +2

      I got to that part as I read this, pretty awesome. Doesn't hurt that Logan's impression of Ichigo's English VA is spot on

  • @BrosBGaming
    @BrosBGaming 2 года назад +46

    Jesus. Hearing hollow ichigo scream the truth really puts that scene in a different light.

  • @zennyhenderson4330
    @zennyhenderson4330 5 лет назад +283

    So nobody's going to talk about Yamomoto his line "Burn u to a Crispy Toasty Crispy Toast" ?

  • @paulennin6451
    @paulennin6451 4 года назад +153

    Ichigo: Renji’s fine
    Rukia: No, I didn’t mean that.
    I DIED WHEN I HEARD THAT 🤣

  • @medvarnusdeshamrmundys
    @medvarnusdeshamrmundys 2 года назад +79

    Can we talk about how kaname was jus speakin gibberish with a splash of justice in there and bankai. Bankai hits and he's speaking proper but no one can hear him.... Perfect

    • @joefinney2692
      @joefinney2692 2 года назад +10

      He talked about it, "in this space i can use words even you can understand, Zaraki"...

    • @Itamar536.
      @Itamar536. Год назад +3

      Even funnier when learning that it was josh groban just fucking with him.
      Used his shikai in order to make everyone not understand him UNLESS he uses his bankai

    • @medvarnusdeshamrmundys
      @medvarnusdeshamrmundys Год назад +3

      @@Itamar536. A masterpiece it is

  • @sukunasgaylover
    @sukunasgaylover 5 лет назад +324

    "Central 46. Center of all legal decision in Soul Society."
    Not trying to be a critic but Hitsugaya didn't say one thing about Soul Society being corrupt in that sentence. This feels wrong.

    • @cunningsmile4166
      @cunningsmile4166 4 года назад +31

      A disturbance in the force

    • @judgment5090
      @judgment5090 3 года назад +6

      SOOOOOCCCCIRTYYYYYYY!!!

    • @HobbitWitchh
      @HobbitWitchh 3 года назад +3

      Should have been "Center of all illegal decisions in Soul Society" lol

    • @samuraijack1324
      @samuraijack1324 3 года назад +1

      The entire sentence is his statement about it being corrupt. Any singular body making decisions is always corrupt.

  • @noidea3193
    @noidea3193 5 лет назад +107

    Pretty much anyone when they get sliced in the chest: **screaming or silently shocked from the agonizing pain**
    Byakuya: "Owwww..."

  • @michealcosgrave1544
    @michealcosgrave1544 Год назад +8

    Old man Yama being an old ripped pyromaniac just fits so perfectly 😂 also thank you for extending the rukia throw it's much appreciated

  • @AcediaRex
    @AcediaRex 5 лет назад +269

    It’s appropriate that Kenpachi and Alucard have the same theme music.

  • @Fire_of756
    @Fire_of756 4 года назад +411

    "Time to kill Mumbleson."
    "Great, now we'll get to see what's under that mask."
    "BARK BARK BAROOO!"
    "... I'm not sure what I was expecting."
    "BORKAI!"
    "HELL YESSS! THIS IS GONNA BE THE GREATEST FIGHT EVER! AND TOTALLY OFFSCREEN!"
    This entire segment is genius. XD.

    • @Shenanigans303
      @Shenanigans303 4 года назад +19

      I feel like epic fights happening off screen is the essence of bleach lol

    • @Onattamato
      @Onattamato 4 года назад +31

      Abridged Kenpachi is somehow even more Kenpachi than series Kenpachi.

    • @lilchristuten7568
      @lilchristuten7568 4 года назад +7

      I'm pretty sure he said "time to kill mumbles then".

    • @kuma1745
      @kuma1745 4 года назад

      BOOFKAI

    • @bo1775
      @bo1775 4 года назад +1

      It's one of the funniest things I have ever seen.

  • @carringtonthecarebear3323
    @carringtonthecarebear3323 3 года назад +47

    It’s kinda funny that the people who watch this without watching bleach could see komamura’s unmasking as project mouthwash fucking with people and replacing his face

  • @openinginawe5518
    @openinginawe5518 5 лет назад +154

    IT'S BEEN 3000 YEARS.
    IT'S BACK
    ALSO MORE KENPACHI YES.
    Also "Please don't hurt me"
    "No"

  • @magmat0585
    @magmat0585 5 лет назад +63

    You guys really nailed Byakuya to a T, while also making him one of the funniest characters in the series

  • @KaiKaiRee
    @KaiKaiRee Год назад +22

    24:39
    I feel like Aizen's lines in this conversation are tinged with "Lamas with hats" energy. XD

  • @alfreddrewes9362
    @alfreddrewes9362 4 года назад +94

    *Phoenix bout to kill Rukia*
    *Plays Falloutboys Song Phoenix*
    Me: Huh, Fitting.

  • @slevinchannel7589
    @slevinchannel7589 4 года назад +75

    Best Episode.
    That's how a Abridged Series is supposed to be: funny, well-thought-out, and even deep sometimes. All of it together.

  • @quanicle101
    @quanicle101 2 года назад +12

    man i keep coming back to this episode. seriously one of the best episodes of any abridged series ever

  • @melancholymercury
    @melancholymercury 4 года назад +75

    "You're making me use my outside voice" I'll have to try that out on someone the next time I get in an argument lmao. Byakuya got the best lines this episode

  • @arbknight12
    @arbknight12 5 лет назад +169

    "I'm not doing more of this, that was terrifying!"

  • @underscore____4060
    @underscore____4060 3 года назад +23

    The fact that they made Hollow Zangetsu's theme Megalovania in this series is absolutely one of my favorite things

  • @o0Avalon0o
    @o0Avalon0o 5 лет назад +39

    Ep12 comes back from RUclips hell after an over-the-top battle with a bunch of freaking legends
    *Cries* the irony of it being this specific episode ....It's beautiful!!!

  • @sir_will_iam
    @sir_will_iam 4 года назад +67

    I love how you guys made the most dangerous characters of bleach to be the funniest.

  • @GenesisDG
    @GenesisDG Год назад +19

    The VA really nailed "getsuga tensho". Had to replay it a few times cuz I honestly thought it was Johnny at first.

  • @JanitoRiceMeister
    @JanitoRiceMeister 4 года назад +433

    "We came her too, Hitsu-GAY-a"
    Be honest with us, that's just a blooper you chose to leave in, isn't it? 😂

    • @c.o7993
      @c.o7993 3 года назад +15

      Seems like it might have been a misread the liked and wrote it in

    • @Alciel9349
      @Alciel9349 3 года назад +6

      @@c.o7993 it. Was just the script writers fucking with them

  • @thesuperpowerplayer
    @thesuperpowerplayer 5 лет назад +104

    Idk why but “You arrogant meatball” is my favorite insult

    • @darkmage7152
      @darkmage7152 5 лет назад +1

      Same

    • @rokokni8767
      @rokokni8767 4 года назад +8

      Oh my god it's fucking amazing. Like how do you even think that up?

    • @cunningsmile4166
      @cunningsmile4166 4 года назад +10

      Its funny coming ftom someone sophisticated

    • @TDW_0333
      @TDW_0333 3 года назад +1

      Nah, Meatbag is a better insult.

  • @Akigahdam
    @Akigahdam 2 года назад +17

    byakuya's charater development is so heart warming "puppies are not depressing" truly a heart warming story

  • @seraphiccharm7704
    @seraphiccharm7704 5 лет назад +72

    "Meep Meep." I don't care what anyway says, perfect line, period!

  • @eliasm.1853
    @eliasm.1853 4 года назад +140

    “Gonna use Kirby?”
    “Yeap. I trained with him at the Academy.”
    I LOVE THIS SO VERY MUCH. KIRBY FIRING A SHAKKAHŌ IS MY THPIWIT AMINAL

    • @TheTacRat
      @TheTacRat 2 года назад +1

      I always thought he was saying he trained with Kirby while he was at the academy...like when soldiers go on deployment we usually end up playing smash bros and i trained with sonic at my academy lol

    • @gaiusmarius4209
      @gaiusmarius4209 Год назад

      @@TheTacRat the joke is that Ikkaku didn't go to the Soul Reaper Academy

    • @TheTacRat
      @TheTacRat Год назад

      @@gaiusmarius4209 he didn't? I thought all soul reapers did

    • @gaiusmarius4209
      @gaiusmarius4209 Год назад +2

      @@TheTacRat IIRC (been forever since i watched the backstory for him and Kenpachi) Kenpachi found Ikkaku, Yumichika, and the little Girl out in the hinterlands of SS and brought em along cause they were strong and could stand being around him. (pretty sure normal souls just passed out from the amount of spiritual pressure he exudes naturally) H
      e then made it into the Seireitei and challenged the former head of Squad 11 to a duel, won, and brought those three into the squad on the spot so none of those 4 went to the academy.

  • @hazzardkitsune
    @hazzardkitsune 3 года назад +8

    I just love so much that this show takes the time to actually care about the character's it's creating from the og series, as well as said series mythos and everything, it's just so nice.

  • @xancarter1927
    @xancarter1927 4 года назад +483

    Aizen in this is just the physical embodiment of "Llammas with hats." Seriously you can practically hear someone saying Carl after every sentence.
    " What were you doing down here, Carl? "
    "Would you believe arranging throw pillows?"
    " Caaarrl"
    "Aaah, well... I've been planning Soul Society's downfall!"
    " You're a monster Carl. "

    • @MelodyofDarkness0001
      @MelodyofDarkness0001 2 года назад +18

      Somebody needs to do this in a voiceover

    • @Inf3rnaI
      @Inf3rnaI 2 года назад +18

      27:22 indeed a Carl moment

    • @anxiousearth680
      @anxiousearth680 2 года назад +7

      NAAAAIIIL!

    • @shadowproductions969
      @shadowproductions969 2 года назад +8

      I've said this for years. The had to have binge watched that series before writing Aizen/Groban

    • @judgment5090
      @judgment5090 2 года назад +8

      ... holy shit, they do give off the exact same vibe don’t they?

  • @KristieNorth17
    @KristieNorth17 5 лет назад +42

    "It's like the unlimited blade works of flower pedals...swaaag" earned a good chuckle

  • @mysteriousarcanum2769
    @mysteriousarcanum2769 3 года назад +45

    Can we just acknowledge the fact that Tōsen's voice actor in this sounds just like his actual voice actor in the English Dub of the anime? Goddamn man, you got some pretty good voice range.

  • @Natheforever
    @Natheforever 4 года назад +87

    I love that in this Canon, Ukitake was like, "I totally would be there, but my tuberculosis is acting up. What? Rummaging through antiques? No I'm not looking for things that kill chickens. I think I left my echinacea in an old teapot, that's all. No, otherwise I'd totally be there. Maybe if the coughing lets up I'll come. Just save me a space on the right and Kyoraku a spot on the left... I mean, I don't know Kyoraku! Why would I conspire with Kyoraku!? Such a drunk, am I right? Crazy. Well anyway, gotta get that tea in me. Terribly sick. Yeah go on ahead. Tell Yamamoto I'll be there if I feel up to it."

    • @gabepatton9851
      @gabepatton9851 3 года назад +14

      To be fair, in actual Canon, this is the only episode in which he does anything different from that

    • @MelodyofDarkness0001
      @MelodyofDarkness0001 3 года назад +6

      How the fuck does a soul get TB anyhow...

    • @blu42nj
      @blu42nj 2 года назад +4

      @@MelodyofDarkness0001 gotta Nerf him somehow.