REALLY IMPORTANT: Update App Version 1.05 / Reg Version 1.08 - Friday, June 10th This will patch the invincible NPC glitch, so if you want to use this glitch, don't update, remember than this won't work in the vanilla version neither!
+KishudarK App Ver. 1.05 Regulation Ver. 1.08 So I'm good? Also, I'm gathering this only works if you haven't collected the Dragon Stone too? Never knew this method, didn't even do Hawkwood's guest line on Ps4. Now it's time for the Box.
Yeah, because most people arn't that good of a voice actor, so when they try to present the joke in the best way possible, few succeed, were as with text, you can imagine it with the voice and presentation you'd find funniest. At least that's my idea of why that's offen, but not always, the case with voice vs. text.
As a guy who uses text overlay in his videos lemme tell you that the reason why it comes off so well is because of his comedic timing and use of fonts to convey emotion. If he just went and used the same jokes with no editing and none of the font changes it wouldn't have been as effective. This guy makes text overlay look really good because he knows how to use it. Both voice and text delivery are pretty much the same in terms of comedy.
He didn't really change font tho, and it's not just about comedic timing, I don't find anything in this video that special when it comes to comedic timing either, so I don't think that's the whole story. But yes, it's obviously easier to get good timing if you can do it afterwards.
I used this today while at work. I got 700k+ souls then got killed somehow. NPC fell twice on the way, so I just cleared the path and lead him down there. Still was great and will use again, especially to finish up PvP builds.
Upon further inspection good vid! I was going to say just play the game but you clearly went through quite a bit of effort to find this and it's undoubtedly useful. :)
LOL I had to kill Hawkwood my first run because I attacked him. First souls game and wanted to see what would happen, of course I could always use this in my next run. Thank you. (Also didn’t kill any other NPCS after finding out they all would have side quests)
Okay, so: even though he is not invincible after the June 10th patch, he still holds out for quite a bit. I couldn't extract a clear average, but he at least gets 10 knights before dying. Then you just gotta go all the way back, reload, resummon him (without resting). Not bad if you can only play intermittently.
Bruh, I’m dying! “Back in my times, you had to buy magazines”. Amen! ‘Expert Gamer’, ‘Game Informer’, ‘GamePro’. First online thing I remember was ‘cheat.cc’, text and maybe an image...no video. I don’t even care about the glitch. I just found this to be funny. Still gonna like, sub, and obviously comment.
If you’re fine with doing it manually but taking much less time then theres a much better farming method (imo) Get the rapport pyromancy from Karla by giving her the quelana pyromancy tome, you will need the shield of want, the silver covetous serpent ring, (+3 if dlc) the mimic head item, a decent weapon and the grand archives elevator that leads to the lothric boss fight. Warp to the grand archives bonfire and go up the elevator, send it back down and hop out quickly. Equip the shield of want in one hand, pyromancer glove and decent weapon in the other and put on the ring and mimic head. Go to where the 3 large winged knights are and use rapport on the dual handed axe on that jumps down next to the halberd one. They’ll fight and when one dies use rapport on the surviving one and then kill it with your weapon, make sure shield of want is equipped the whole time in the left hand. Then there’s still 1 more left sitting on the side. Use rapport on him and backstab him a few times until he dies. If you have all the items + the +3 ring you’ll get around 30k souls per kill. If you kill all 3 you should get 90k in around a minute. They also drop chunks and large shards which is a bonus.
"he will commit sudoku the first chance he gets" what, he'll start doing a number puzzle to get the numbers 1-9 in 9 boxes, rows and columns without having the same number in each one?
If you had to buy magazines, you must be around my age. I literally have hundreds of them inside a big chest somewhere. Good old times. Subbed for the sense of humor.
I haven't had too much trouble getting souls when needed, but I don't care about that - this video was fantastic, both for the method entailed and the commentary. Especially the commentary. xD
I think its better to farm golden angel knights by using compenetration, (if you use mimic head, the snake ring and the shield that gives more souls you can get 51.000 souls per knight slayed and 153.000 souls per 1'5 minutes
I just watched ur other vids lol they really do suck but i like this one. keep it up, havent laughed that much in a while. THIS FAKING BRIDGE I SWEAR! Lol
man i fucking laughed at the text overlays so much lmao. seriously dude if u keep puttin vids with theese kind of text overlays i swear ull get a youtube career in no time. heres a sub for ya :D.
you're a champ! its was pretty funny trying to pull this off but it works :D...guys keep this on the low low plz incase bandai notices and patch it LOL
You mentioned to stand behind the very middle pillar and then proceeded to say that there's a slim chance of getting attacked by the drakeblood, but if you stand one to the left of the middle pillar, Hawkwood's pathing still allows him to get close enough to agro the drakeblood, but keeps you far enough to stay out of range
I’m not sure if I should be embarrassed that I genuinely can’t figure out what the hell is going on. I’m completely new to this game though. I’m still on pontiff, which I may have to summon someone because I’m not sure I’ll be able to do it. People saying that bloodborne was more difficult than dark souls 3 are out of their goddamn minds.
I fucking lost it when you said he'll commit sudoku lol! Reminds me of Vanossgaming whenever he does kamikazes on his friends and says, sudoku, violently lol.
For 80k souls go farm the 3 winged nights in the top of lothric castle… if u have the serpent ring.. shield of want… symbol of arvice. If u have the staff you’ll get even more probably close to 100k per run.. homeword bone back to the bondfire and run it again takes maybe 1-2 mins (1 if you’re really fast)
"You have more important business to do / you gotta fight these lizards" I literally got in trouble for waking up my parents by laughing so hard, damn you for being so funny 😂😂😂
Started watching at 11:59 and it was 3 years then it hit 12 and became 4 years. Let's get it gamers. Hehehe, I watched this video 3 and 4 years after it came out.
helm of avarice, shield of want, covetous ring i think it is, the soul gain one. Make sure youre not embered so you cant get invaded, farm archives from bottom till winged knights. On NG+1 each run yields 550k souls with only killing 1/3 regular knights. Or just farm winged knights. 60k souls a per kill
imagine hawkwood doing sudoku after the player leaves in a very epic anime style or that he hides behind walls trying to get his opportunity to play in your world since it's better there xD
Your narrative. It kills me. Also I hate it when Hawkwood commits sudoku; I just don't even UNDERSTAND how he can get all those numbers into that little goddamn square.
The 3 fat knights gives u 93000 in 3 mins by using high str build like i used or watever build to kill them fast in 3 mins. To get 93k for the 3 knights u must use silvr covt ring+3, shield of want, d mimic head helmet. Using rapport speeds up the fight. Using ps5 or series x ssd speeds up level load time. Sending bak the elevator down right after exixting speeds up the run. High stamina to reach the knights quickly speeds up a farm session.
REALLY IMPORTANT:
Update App Version 1.05 / Reg Version 1.08 - Friday, June 10th
This will patch the invincible NPC glitch, so if you want to use this glitch, don't update, remember than this won't work in the vanilla version neither!
Ok i will delete ajaj xD update
It doesn't work in the vanilla version, even if you delete your update now, you won't be able to use this glitch.
So... Hawkwood plays sudoku? I personally don't like sudoku.
+KishudarK App Ver. 1.05
Regulation Ver. 1.08
So I'm good?
Also, I'm gathering this only works if you haven't collected the Dragon Stone too?
Never knew this method, didn't even do Hawkwood's guest line on Ps4. Now it's time for the Box.
Nope, sorry, only regulation 1.04 regulation 1.07.
I always enjoy these text overlays a hell of a lot more than people talking. For some reason, the jokes just come off better and funnier.
You have a point there
+Andrew MLG Yeah he's funny
Yeah, because most people arn't that good of a voice actor, so when they try to present the joke in the best way possible, few succeed, were as with text, you can imagine it with the voice and presentation you'd find funniest.
At least that's my idea of why that's offen, but not always, the case with voice vs. text.
As a guy who uses text overlay in his videos lemme tell you that the reason why it comes off so well is because of his comedic timing and use of fonts to convey emotion.
If he just went and used the same jokes with no editing and none of the font changes it wouldn't have been as effective. This guy makes text overlay look really good because he knows how to use it. Both voice and text delivery are pretty much the same in terms of comedy.
He didn't really change font tho, and it's not just about comedic timing, I don't find anything in this video that special when it comes to comedic timing either, so I don't think that's the whole story. But yes, it's obviously easier to get good timing if you can do it afterwards.
He really tries to commit sudoko if he can? Man, Hawkwood's thought process must be puzzling.
lol
Sudoko, seppuku. Potato potato
It's an old internet meme to mix up sudoko and seppeku. The person who made this video made that mistake on purpose.
Well WHIS is a good pun
Yanase Konomi *puns intensifies*
Protip for the rock bulbasaurs , you can just kick them and they roll away in the direction you kick them its hilarious
Ooooh, really? neat!
Dai
yeah they become really nonthreatening in future playthroughs , you just boot them off the cliff lol
I'm now gonna call them Rock Bulbasaurs from now on.
AeonzAgaze larvitar?
I call them Rock Rammus.
These people who don't get the sudoku joke...
deleting my comment because I just got the joke rip
+Graalian I don't get it, pls explain
lol
+That's Some Fucked Up Shit! Seppuku sounds somewhat similar to Sudoku
Seppuku is a honorable way to commit suicide in japanese culture. The joke consists in change the words seppuku for sudoku because it's fun.
Haha
Be very careful, if you don't check on him often, he starts to play puzzle games on his phone.
Ethan Bain what no , your joking right ?
Night Shift ...no?
Night Shift lol don't you get it
Ethan Bain I
• MrKrabsTV I was being sarcastic... I think
All these kids trying to correct me, I just checked my chinese dictionary and it clearly says ''Sudoku'' and not ''Sapakko''.
Try the Japanese one. Sudoku is a chinese number game played with tiles. Seppuku is the Japanese act of killing oneself for honor or shame.
I really hope this is a joke that's going over people's heads.
Seppuku.
+Spooky Tortellini I'm Chinese and I don't know what Sudoku means. 😂
数独?
The glitch is interesting, but my favorite part has to be the commentary. Nice job!
Cuts out* "technical difficulties" cuts back in and the estrus goes from 8 to 3 XDD
He probably got invaded 🤣
@@ReckSaber3664 no you have to be offline for the glitch. He went and killed all the enemies along the path to get the Drakeblood Knight.
"he commits sudoku first chance he gets" ---(hawkwood) "sorry lady, I have to finish this puzzle before I can continue!
Your little walk through text had me dying. Well done video
I used this today while at work. I got 700k+ souls then got killed somehow. NPC fell twice on the way, so I just cleared the path and lead him down there. Still was great and will use again, especially to finish up PvP builds.
Started rollin on the floor at "He commits Sudoku at the first chance he gets"
Instructions unclear, Andre and the Firekeeper locked me out of Firelink and there's a mimic chasing me in circles.
Anyone else notice the burning fire crotch at the beginning of the video?
Yeast infection
Bob Saget ember glitch?
I like you. :)
Your video is really good!
And i never "learned" something of DarkSouls with a smile on my face.
Thanks, you have a great humor. ^^
thanks, glad you enjoyed it even if its outdated! :D
nice video, keep up the great work! 👍
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Upon further inspection good vid! I was going to say just play the game but you clearly went through quite a bit of effort to find this and it's undoubtedly useful. :)
you know i to commit da ancient japanese number puzzle of sudoku when i feel i have dishonored my famiry
he commits sudoku... i just imagine him sitting on the ground holding a hand up to the lizards saying hang on, i need to finish this puzzle.
Cool trick, probably worth mentioning that the Medicant's Staff and Shield of Want you're wearing increase soul gain by 20% each.
Also Medicant's staff doesn't give the 20% bonus if you don't meet the requirements. (source: I tried it ps4 1.04/1.07)
+Zeus Weird, I dont meet the requeriments but still get the bonus, pretty sure about that
+KishudarK you need to have it aquiped in one hand, thats the magic ;)
That commentary was great. Loved your voice. So soothing. Great Vid man 10/10. Actually though, great vid
LOL I had to kill Hawkwood my first run because I attacked him. First souls game and wanted to see what would happen, of course I could always use this in my next run. Thank you. (Also didn’t kill any other NPCS after finding out they all would have side quests)
Seven years later, still works great! My Hawkwood got bodied on the fifth knight tho, so I'll rinse and repeat to see if it gets better
Okay, so: even though he is not invincible after the June 10th patch, he still holds out for quite a bit. I couldn't extract a clear average, but he at least gets 10 knights before dying. Then you just gotta go all the way back, reload, resummon him (without resting). Not bad if you can only play intermittently.
Fun fact: The deserter loves Sudoku puzzles.
Bruh, I’m dying! “Back in my times, you had to buy magazines”. Amen! ‘Expert Gamer’, ‘Game Informer’, ‘GamePro’. First online thing I remember was ‘cheat.cc’, text and maybe an image...no video. I don’t even care about the glitch. I just found this to be funny. Still gonna like, sub, and obviously comment.
"He commits *Sudoku* at the first chance he gets" lol
i died
Birdie's Frijoles Suppuku
D.va For The Win That is the joke...
D.va For The Win. You're wrong too though
If you’re fine with doing it manually but taking much less time then theres a much better farming method (imo)
Get the rapport pyromancy from Karla by giving her the quelana pyromancy tome, you will need the shield of want, the silver covetous serpent ring, (+3 if dlc) the mimic head item, a decent weapon and the grand archives elevator that leads to the lothric boss fight.
Warp to the grand archives bonfire and go up the elevator, send it back down and hop out quickly. Equip the shield of want in one hand, pyromancer glove and decent weapon in the other and put on the ring and mimic head. Go to where the 3 large winged knights are and use rapport on the dual handed axe on that jumps down next to the halberd one. They’ll fight and when one dies use rapport on the surviving one and then kill it with your weapon, make sure shield of want is equipped the whole time in the left hand. Then there’s still 1 more left sitting on the side. Use rapport on him and backstab him a few times until he dies. If you have all the items + the +3 ring you’ll get around 30k souls per kill. If you kill all 3 you should get 90k in around a minute. They also drop chunks and large shards which is a bonus.
I just farm here with silver serpent ring and shield of want… I would add the mimic helmet but did not get it in my run
"he will commit sudoku the first chance he gets"
what, he'll start doing a number puzzle to get the numbers 1-9 in 9 boxes, rows and columns without having the same number in each one?
Yep, and then he'll accidentally fall of the edge because it's too confusing for him.
Question therealjb do u play Xbox and is your gamertag THEREALJBOMB
dominator Gaming no
If you had to buy magazines, you must be around my age. I literally have hundreds of them inside a big chest somewhere. Good old times. Subbed for the sense of humor.
THIS FUCKING BRIDGE haha loved that
Love the video! :p Commentary was great and hawkwood does love to commit sudoku at any time
*hawkwood gets stuck on bridge*
i cri erry tym
I stil cri evry tiem I do dis glhit
i commit sudoku every morning while eating my cereal before work
this looks fun watching him fight forever. I might just try this. thanks
I haven't had too much trouble getting souls when needed, but I don't care about that - this video was fantastic, both for the method entailed and the commentary.
Especially the commentary. xD
I just subscribed lol I love your humor and I think the text actually made it funnier
"Don't check my videos"
*Checks his videos
Let me catch my summon committing a puzzle
I think its better to farm golden angel knights by using compenetration, (if you use mimic head, the snake ring and the shield that gives more souls you can get 51.000 souls per knight slayed and 153.000 souls per 1'5 minutes
Yo keep the theme you got goin man. The text and the detailed directions is some real nice work.
I just watched ur other vids lol they really do suck but i like this one. keep it up, havent laughed that much in a while. THIS FAKING BRIDGE I SWEAR! Lol
man i fucking laughed at the text overlays so much lmao.
seriously dude if u keep puttin vids with theese kind of text overlays i swear ull get a youtube career in no time.
heres a sub for ya :D.
i enjoyed the commentary
Loved the subtitles, great video man
thanks, love this comments!
Honestly not worth it for that much souls. Just farm the Golden Winged Knights using the Grand Archives bonfire.
Anor londo is better
+The Internet Keyboard Smasher dragon kin mausoleum summoner is better
I get 60000 souls every 2 minutes
+Clorox Bleach (Concentrated) at the mausoleum u get in NG 9405 every 10 sec ^^
Basically. With the Symbol of Avarice and Shield of Want on NG along with the Silver Serpent Ring, I get 1 million souls every half hour.
Damn this is some top tier glitch work my man, thanks so much for sharing!
You're doing God's work, sir...
...or Jesus Christhs' anyway.
Ultracity6060 Mike Tyson was the first thing that popped up in my head, when I read that
Ultracity6060 must be a new religion
Your forgetting estius cristius
Great method, love the written commentary.
"he commits soduko whenever he can" *laugh of the day*
Love the editing buddy. Funny and informative
Never thought I'd laugh this much at some text under a video for a glitch I'm not even interested in xD
you're a champ! its was pretty funny trying to pull this off but it works :D...guys keep this on the low low plz incase bandai notices and patch it LOL
You can also make 22k off of one giant at pontiff sulyvahn with shield of want, silver serpent ring, and symbol of avarice
This is great.Now I'm glad I decided to stay up until 4:00 AM on Destiny. x'DYou have earned a sub.
You mentioned to stand behind the very middle pillar and then proceeded to say that there's a slim chance of getting attacked by the drakeblood, but if you stand one to the left of the middle pillar, Hawkwood's pathing still allows him to get close enough to agro the drakeblood, but keeps you far enough to stay out of range
I subbed because of your cheeky subtitles, gg
I’m not sure if I should be embarrassed that I genuinely can’t figure out what the hell is going on. I’m completely new to this game though. I’m still on pontiff, which I may have to summon someone because I’m not sure I’ll be able to do it. People saying that bloodborne was more difficult than dark souls 3 are out of their goddamn minds.
Ryan Ranger pontiff is a good challenge if ur on PS4 I can help
wait till u meet Soul Of Cinders
If you have an problem to get through Pontiff.
Bruhhhh DLC bosses will make you cry my friend
Although I wouldn't do this I love your sense of humor and this video was great!
Dude this video is amazing you really do need to make more vids im defo subbing to you, "this fucking bridge" XDDD
I fucking lost it when you said he'll commit sudoku lol! Reminds me of Vanossgaming whenever he does kamikazes on his friends and says, sudoku, violently lol.
For 80k souls go farm the 3 winged nights in the top of lothric castle… if u have the serpent ring.. shield of want… symbol of arvice. If u have the staff you’ll get even more probably close to 100k per run.. homeword bone back to the bondfire and run it again takes maybe 1-2 mins (1 if you’re really fast)
haha, I thought this was really funny and helpful. thank you, that was both entertainment and a great aid.
I checked out your other videos because you can't tell me what to do. I see you like death note and code geass.
-thug life
"One does not simply commit to a "Sudoku" while living in a Souls universe"
Nice ! More like videos like that and you will actually grow a fanbase.
Welp, just my luck. The only npc that I killed happened to be the one essential to farming souls.
"You have more important business to do / you gotta fight these lizards" I literally got in trouble for waking up my parents by laughing so hard, damn you for being so funny 😂😂😂
love the commentary subtitles, hilarious man!
Started watching at 11:59 and it was 3 years then it hit 12 and became 4 years. Let's get it gamers. Hehehe, I watched this video 3 and 4 years after it came out.
Loved this video, even if I don't use the amazing knowledge you shared this video, you made me laugh and I greatly appreciate that
The sudoku thing was obviously a joke XD
And it was awesome lol
Shit really where's your Nobel prize mate?
He commits sudoku is the most hilarious thing Ive ever read
This made me laugh harder than it should have
Great Cutting and subtitling, I love it!!
Funny and helpful tutorial. Thank you
So I summoned hawkwood but then he literally ran to the top of the peak, sat down and dissapeared and now his summon sign is gone. Can I get him back?
helm of avarice, shield of want, covetous ring i think it is, the soul gain one. Make sure youre not embered so you cant get invaded, farm archives from bottom till winged knights. On NG+1 each run yields 550k souls with only killing 1/3 regular knights. Or just farm winged knights. 60k souls a per kill
On Ng they give you 99k, just use covetous ring+3 (DLC), avarice, shield of want and the serpent staff
Mendicants Staff
Omg I love your sense of humor you should do more videos! ^^
"He commits sudoku"
Actually laughed so hard at the "don't scare me like that" part
Nice glitch, but great commentary! Lol
Thanks, tried really hard to make it at least ''acceptable'', really happy to see people like it.
imagine hawkwood doing sudoku after the player leaves in a very epic anime style or that he hides behind walls trying to get his opportunity to play in your world since it's better there xD
pls do more random vids. I love videos like this with funny text
Sudoku? He tries committing... sudoku?
Strange guy.
I would rather commit seppiku than commit to sudoku
I don't know if it's worse that you didn't get the joke, or that you then misspelled the word
Your narrative. It kills me.
Also I hate it when Hawkwood commits sudoku; I just don't even UNDERSTAND how he can get all those numbers into that little goddamn square.
Don't tell me what to do (*check other videos*) well I should've listened.
It is a good video you should do more like this, good luck with youtube and dont put yourself down
The 3 fat knights gives u 93000 in 3 mins by using high str build like i used or watever build to kill them fast in 3 mins. To get 93k for the 3 knights u must use silvr covt ring+3, shield of want, d mimic head helmet. Using rapport speeds up the fight. Using ps5 or series x ssd speeds up level load time. Sending bak the elevator down right after exixting speeds up the run. High stamina to reach the knights quickly speeds up a farm session.
He really lives up to his name
Hawkwood the Deserter
Lmao he will commit a number puzzle game. Great just what we need is him standing there doing a Sudoku.
Honestly, I thought this was pretty entertaining. Good on you
I love sudoku, it is a very fun game :)
Daniel Ning I don't know how to play it sadly but it involves math ;-;
The lizards drop scales & twink pretty frequently. Awesome place to farm both souls & ore. No glitches needed
Sadly the lizards drop few souls when they die.
I can’t believe it’s been five years already time went by fast😣
Is that npc still there ?
I have never seen his sign before
@@mahmoudshehabeldein7207 yea he is only if you followed a quest line I think he should appear there
@@mahmoudshehabeldein7207 don’t ring the bell if you want to summon him
So, that is what Hawkwood is so busy doing at Firelink Shrine... Sudoku!
People who have to sleep are week, I’ve been awake for 3 months straight.
You're modest. I like you. You got a new sub.
Thats easy. However, I killed Hawk at the Firelink shrine.........
Well, it’s patched anyways
Oof
"He commits sudoku.".