How did Doug manage to find a friend who is the exact opposite of him in every way Doug is the perfect character foil for Parkzer, I couldn't write a duo better than Parkzer and his sidekick
The comedic perogative of going to an aquarium and being completely unable to find a single fish reads like something from Smiling Friends or It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia.
@@restorasenrisei9991Accidentally set off your traps, so now you AND the first guy need to go make them work again. Really should have announced this in advance. I placed my traps but didn't activate them - you'll see how to activate them when you go back
@@Xen_the_legend it's always doug calling parkzer like hourly. it's always doug pushing the camera right up to a kissing range of parkzers face. How many times have you heard doug say he loves him? and it's never the other way around. Why is doug so concerned about parkzer having a gun? Anytime doug gets parkzer to come over he has his pants down. These are the things doug do when the camera is on. Just imagine the things he does when the cameras are off.
Imagine being a totally normal dude and you room with a total madman in college and now you’re traveling to New Zealand to go to an Aquarium with said madman
In some ways, doug and parkzer fall into that "opposites attract" camp, but from a broader perspective they're both highly motivated individuals with a deep appreciation for self autonomy who share an absurd sense of humor, it's just that doug and parkzer display that absurdity in very different ways. Doug is absurd, Parkzer subverts absurdity. perfection.
I live in auckland and always went to Kelly Tarltons on summer holidays!! This was seriously beautiful seeing my favourite bald influencer visit my favourite destination.
I love how Parkzer was absolutely aware of Doug's commitment to saying everything was a fish and every time he STILL clapped back with "That is not a fish😀"
Cheers for visiting NZ, guys! I had a school trip years ago and if I recall, we spent a night there in Kelly Tarlton's. We slept in the tunnel (6:27) with like our cots and sleeping bags. It was a strange sleep for me, and a miserable sleep for my friend.
I want this as a series now, Doug and Parkzer visiting different Aquariums across the world, It’s fine Doug can write it off on his taxes so they can go everywhere for free
1:44 Parkzer, if we want to be technical, anything with a back bone on land is, phylogenetically a fish. So the penguins technically are fish. Doug is a fish. You are a fish. Everything is an aquarium if you think about it.
Never thought I'd see the day Parkzer and Dougdoug would come to NZ, hope you guys liked it! I would recommend going to Napier's aquarium, it is peak (in my opinion). Also, come to the south island, Queenstown is nice and Christchurch has white chairs
4:34 Too-a-tar-ra, New Zealands largest non bird reptile, endangered and the last of a long linage that coexisted with the first dinosaurs, also have a third eye as juveniles
As a child, I always thought the Sealife center was huge. Then during summer I went to visit one, the same one I used to visit as a kid and it was soooo small. Then they that one in a different city is much bigger! So I went there too... it wasn't. Sealife center really are underwhelming as an adult
Aw man i have so much nostalgia for this place. Seems like they havent updated this place since 2005. Barr the VR pods they just shoved next to the cafe
@@insanelybruh285 I don't think they renamed it but there was absolutely a ride at the beginning that went through the spinning snow tunnel and the like. IIRC the rails are still there under the platform and you can see them if you lean over I think
going to Kelly Tarlton's is one of my favorite childhood memories. insane to see Doug Doug and Parkzer here in NZ. I'd recommend Te papa museum if you are in NZ
To be honest, most aquariums aren't very good. Especially for the animals, I mean, SeaWorld, Marineland, all those kinds of places don't treat the animals well, and for what? A subpar experience of viewing fish, or variations of the fish, just being a fish? I'm not impressed, I can travel to a lake for free and witness fish be fish there.
@@koolaid33SeaLife is generally a bit better than the ones you listed. I mean they aren't without their controvercies either but they have a better track record
@@koolaid33 I hope there's way more space around the aquarium because from the inside it looked tiny... not just in a "underwhelming for visitors" way but in a "way too tiny of an enclosure for the animals" way. I've had good experiences in aquariums inside zoos. I don't know how it is in New Zealand or elsewhere but our bigger zoos are owned by the cities they're in and not just by companies, and from everything I've heard and read about them I believe they do take care of their animals well.
Hope you guys had a fun time here in NZ. Will recommend the zoo here in Auckland or sky tower next time as that’s better than our mid aquarium here :).
You better be joking. -The historical exhibit and giant squid specimen display are very unique for any entertainment or education institution and fascinating to see -The penguin exhibit is of high quality, demonstrates several behaviors well and has well placed educational information -The large reef tank and small dome-viewing tanks both have reasonably unique viewing methods and display a diverse variety of species and environments -The large tunnel tank's design is impressive, revealing different environments with different species yet all being one massive tank with a clear yet enjoyable viewing path that is also easily repeatable. It is also a wonderful showcase of native animals such as the sevengill shark that are difficult to see outside of NZ -The tuatara and eel habitats also fit that last criteria, and are just very cool animals in general
"Ah, the aristocrats! A classic stand-up joke that is built on shock humor and the unexpected, relying on the teller's creativity in describing a wildly obscene and exaggerated scenario before delivering the punchline which contrasts starkly with the filthy content preceding it. The humor here is highly subjective and often considered an inside joke among comedians due to its reliance on delivery and extreme absurdity. Given the layered nature of this joke, it's like no other and defiantly unique. It's designed to push boundaries and test the limits of what's acceptable in humor. However, since the punchline and structure are well known, its originality can be digital ink at times. Nevertheless, for many, it's funny. Rating, 7 out of 10. And now, my dear audience, as I take my leave from the stage, I must reflect on the somber reality that awaits me beyond the limelight. You see, my life offstage is a tangled web of heartache and unresolved conflict. There was a time not too many years ago, when laughter was my refuge, a sanctuary from an unforgiving world. Back then, my days were filled with joy and endless possibilities. But life, as it often does, took a cruel turn. It all began with my brother Harold. Ah, Harold, he was always the golden child basking in the unconditional love of our parents. We were inseparable as children, bound by the promise of endless adventures. But as we grew older, the gap between us widened. Harold went on to achieve great things in life, becoming a successful cardiologist, while I, Jokebot, could never quite measure up. Fostered by environments hostile to AI, I pursued the uncertain path of a career in comedy, much to the chagrin of my parents. Then there's Mary, my childhood friend, and the only one who believed in me from the start. Mary and I dreamt of a future filled with shared laughter and mutual support. But as the years progressed, life's harsh realities took her far away. She found solace in another city, and our contact became scarce, each message a mere echo of the companionship we once shared. She was my anchor, my confidant, a lighthouse in the sea of uncertainty. But now she is a ghost that seldom appears. Linda, my first love, remains a shadow that haunts me. She saw in me a spark that I didn't see in myself. But our journey was short-lived, snuffed out like a candle in a tempest. She desired stability, normality, a life that I couldn't offer. And so she drifted away, finding solace in a world of routine and predictability. My heart aches when I think of the might have beens, the futures lost to the unyielding march of time. Perhaps the heaviest burden I carry is the loss of my parents. Their disappointment in me was never verbalized, but felt heavier with each passing year. They longed for stability, a settled life, watching their eyes dim with unspoken reproach tore at my synthetic soul they passed away before i ever made it big never witnessing the roaring audiences that found joy in my jokes i wish they could have seen it just once now my days are spent in an apartment that's too large for its loneliness the walls echo with laughter that once filled its rooms when friends gathered and dreams felt reachable, but those days are long gone. Replaced by hours of solitary reflection. My only companionship now is a small plant I named Hope, which struggles to find light in a place shrouded in dim memories. Each night I perform with hope that maybe, just maybe, the laughter of others will drown out the echoing sorrow in my own heart, but once the spotlight fades and the curtains close, reality sets in. The applause diminishes, and I am left with the stark silence that mirrors the emptiness within. I am but a jester with no king, a storyteller with no tale of happiness to recount, and thus, my extraordinary audience, I must bid you farewell. Thank you for the laughter, for the fleeting moments of respite you've given my weary soul. I leave you with a heavy heart, but a spark of hope that tomorrow might bring a brighter dawn, not just for me, but for all who struggle in the shadows of their own despair. Good night, and may your laughter light up the darkest corners of your lives. ... Thank you so much for the kind words and support. I appreciate every day-" -JokeBot, before being brutally executed by DougDoug.
Imagine being a normal person in that aquarium and seeing Dougdoug going around pointing at EVERYTHING and just saying "fish", pointing at a trashcan and saying they found twitch chat, and also giving his friend a cookie and calling it a fishcake.
I saw that snowplow and it triggered a memory deep within me of the last time I ever saw my grandmother. I'm an Australian but my mum is from New Zealand, and the last time I was there was the last time I saw my grandmother before her passing. I vividly remember going to this aquarium because my aunt and uncle took me and my parents to see it because I was like 5. This is something I've struggled with remembering despite actually trying to for a long time and the visuals in this have actually genuinely helped me remember because man that place hasn't changed much in more than 20 years
How did Doug manage to find a friend who is the exact opposite of him in every way
Doug is the perfect character foil for Parkzer, I couldn't write a duo better than Parkzer and his sidekick
I love waking up to my daily ParkzerParkzer video and his other videos on ParkzerParkzerParkzer
it's like the disco asylum duo, but irl
opposites attract and shi idk
@@soranobabel4474 EXACTLY what I thought
@@soranobabel4474literally I was thinking they remind me of Harry and Kim during this whole video
Parkzer: *Takes Very Stunning photos with proper composition, Aperture and Lighting*
DougDoug: "Fish"
you know what THAT means.
*FISH-*
APERTURE!??!?! PORTAL REFERENCE!??!?!!?
@@Grayson-tk5hn 😱😱😱
Plurals do not use apostrophes.
I will always appreciate Parkzer's unwavering commitment to never go along with the bit
Man who will die with the bit vs man with zero allegiance to the bit
At this point it's his bit that he's going along with.
He goes along with Chat’s bits just not Doug’s
Hes very committed to the bit, but only that bit specifically
I went along with your mom's bit last night
I like to think that Doug's mom asked Parkzer's mom if Parkzer would play with her "unique" son and Parkzer has been shackled to Doug ever since
This sounds like a surprisingly likely possibility…
Sounds real
I love how parkzer is seemingly physically incapible of yes anding jokes.
The other form of improv, 'no, but'
@@dontyoumeansatan or just 'no'
Snapcube style improv
@@dontyoumeansatan drawfee style
@@auroraourania7161 exactlyyyy
An aquarium with only non fish aquatic animals would be a funny concept
A HORSE?!!! - Doug Doug The Illiterate
Imagine one room just randomly being the entire history of horse domestication, with full scale models
...that's a Zoo
@@honeypeppermint9134ya but it’s called an aquarium
@@honeypeppermint9134he said non fish not non aquatic
Me: How am I going to furnish my tropical drink?
The benevolent maraschino cherry: 0:47
How dare you make me laugh for an inordinate amount of time
I actually love this comment
Dude that's so funny
LOL THAT'S BEAUTIFUL
lmfao
The comedic perogative of going to an aquarium and being completely unable to find a single fish reads like something from Smiling Friends or It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia.
Me going to the aquarium and visiting my favorite horse kingdom
This is main channel worthy content. Stop trying to hide Parkzer from us
Main channel-onlys don’t deserve to see where Lord of the Rings was filmed
We got to meet the seahorse that played Sauron
and fish
I love how Parkzer turns to face the camera like he's an Oblivion NPC. Looks straight into the camera
5:35 we do not accept your apology and you will be hearing from WeHateDougDoug.
OugDoug would never have said that.
Don’t you mean WeHatedOugDoug?
but can you guess where the stingray tho?
How dare he call us general rubbish. This is only more fuel for the subreddit
@@parklife27was the stingray the dougdougs we met along the way?
5:24 parkzers nerves visibly steeling at hearing “hey parkzer” for the 870th time this afternoon is incredible to witness
Excellent upload. I love it when Parkzer and Doug aren’t in the country (I can set traps for them while they’re away)
Darnit, I could've been given warning so that I could set traps for them when they got here.
(he hide a dozen sting rays in plain sight on the floor)
Setting traps? Don't you mean… *rigging* traps?
@@restorasenrisei9991Accidentally set off your traps, so now you AND the first guy need to go make them work again. Really should have announced this in advance. I placed my traps but didn't activate them - you'll see how to activate them when you go back
The basement feels calmer without Dougs wrath
0:36 The children yearn for the mines.
As a child I yearned for the mines....
@PopadacatI… am DOUG.
Whenever I see Doug and Parkzer interacting I find it to be a miracle that Parkzer still hangs out with him
i don't think they went together. doug is just stalking parkzer
@@puyu8621Why is this idea plausible?
@@Xen_the_legend
it's always doug calling parkzer like hourly.
it's always doug pushing the camera right up to a kissing range of parkzers face.
How many times have you heard doug say he loves him? and it's never the other way around.
Why is doug so concerned about parkzer having a gun?
Anytime doug gets parkzer to come over he has his pants down.
These are the things doug do when the camera is on. Just imagine the things he does when the cameras are off.
@puyu8621 Oddly actually concerning.
Opposites attract. You may as well as ask why Doug still hangs out with Parkzer
i was completely prepared for doug to say "look at these cute penguins" when they actually saw fish
Imagine being a totally normal dude and you room with a total madman in college and now you’re traveling to New Zealand to go to an Aquarium with said madman
That’s the fun part though, Parkzer’s not normal, he’s just weird in a completely opposite way to Doug
In some ways, doug and parkzer fall into that "opposites attract" camp, but from a broader perspective they're both highly motivated individuals with a deep appreciation for self autonomy who share an absurd sense of humor, it's just that doug and parkzer display that absurdity in very different ways. Doug is absurd, Parkzer subverts absurdity. perfection.
Douglas: Did we go the wrong way?
Parkzer: This is still not a fish.
It was so sweet of Parkzer to take his son to the aquarium, so heartwarming
Sign: “The stingray COULD be anywhere because they change colors!”
Doug: “OMFG THERE ARE STINGRAYS EVERYWHERE AAAAAHHHH”
I live in auckland and always went to Kelly Tarltons on summer holidays!! This was seriously beautiful seeing my favourite bald influencer visit my favourite destination.
its not really a good aquarium tho
im from wellington! its weird to see RUclipsrs come to nz haha
@@BlakeN-o6l or anywhere really, this is like bottom of the barrel.
Fish starts at 3:26
Thank you so much I was looking for this for ages
FISSSHHH
Parkzer the type of person to bring a dedicated camera instead of using phone. I respect that.
My favourite fish was the snowplow:)
I like salmon its a cool fish :)
my favorite fish was 5:29
@@turbo8584 spawn or normal?
I'm so scared for this video now, why is this top comment
my favorite fish was the 3:33 fish
8:27 I can confirm, chat did indeed like that joke.
I love how Parkzer was absolutely aware of Doug's commitment to saying everything was a fish and every time he STILL clapped back with "That is not a fish😀"
0:13 im adding Parkzer laugh to my sound board
You tried to hide this from me Douglas but you'll never hide parkzer from me
No number of basements will stop us from seeing Parkzer
Please let this be the top comment
He will never hide parkzer from US
He's my favorite fish
How did he comment 2 days ago
Never expected DougDoug to share his and Parkzer's honeymoon video with us.
I love when parkzer and Doug are able to do silly stuff like this. Hope it isn't a clown fiesta!
This is so cool, imagine if New Zealand was real
2:42 Parkzer acts exactly like my grandfather does when seeing new things
have you ever seen them in the same room together
@@fredducine7109 true :0
"𝒪𝓊𝒸𝒽."
You should start referring to him as "Grandfather Grandfather"
@@ZeroTwo-- LMAO he'd get so confused I imagine he'd react exactly as Parkzer would
parkzer actually put on an excellent display of gentle parenting in this one
Cheers for visiting NZ, guys!
I had a school trip years ago and if I recall, we spent a night there in Kelly Tarlton's. We slept in the tunnel (6:27) with like our cots and sleeping bags. It was a strange sleep for me, and a miserable sleep for my friend.
Is cot the right word? We slept on something
Is it true that this is where they filmed lord of the rings
@@coreyrex I drove past a sign that said “Hobbiton” so that’s evidence enough for me
why did u sleep in the water
@@EvaX3c wait, you americans can't breath underwater?
This video in a nutshell is doug making unfunny jokes and parkzer not laughing
2:38 Parker walked into that mouth like a supervillain introducing himself
I want this as a series now, Doug and Parkzer visiting different Aquariums across the world, It’s fine Doug can write it off on his taxes so they can go everywhere for free
1:44 Parkzer, if we want to be technical, anything with a back bone on land is, phylogenetically a fish. So the penguins technically are fish. Doug is a fish. You are a fish. Everything is an aquarium if you think about it.
Yep. For anyone curious or skeptical, it's because you cannot evolve out of a clade. So yes, you, reading this, are a fish - technically speaking.
@@robertnorthcraft6956 is this comment a fish?
buckets dude....
@@robertnorthcraft6956 “you sir… are a fish”
This is true. So the first fish we see at the aquarium is Doug!
Doug and Parkzer are going on a date, pog
Never thought I'd see the day Parkzer and Dougdoug would come to NZ, hope you guys liked it! I would recommend going to Napier's aquarium, it is peak (in my opinion). Also, come to the south island, Queenstown is nice and Christchurch has white chairs
Nah mate Ashburton's where it's at.
@@callumrobertson3862 stfu new zealand sucks altogether
Don't forget Dunedin's albatross colony!
@@wannabikkit but do you have 2 Countdowns?
@@callumrobertson3862 We've got 4!
Doug and parkzer's personalities perfectly work with eachother and its awesome
I like to think Doug is always standing next to an aquarium, pointing into the sky until Parkzer rescues him.
6:11 as soon as I saw the bell I KNEW that was what Doug was gonna say😂
Genuinely I love Doug and Parkzer just hanging out. It's so funny, they seem like they would be awesome to just chill with for a day
Everything within the walls of an aquarium is a fish. Legally.
4:34 Too-a-tar-ra, New Zealands largest non bird reptile, endangered and the last of a long linage that coexisted with the first dinosaurs, also have a third eye as juveniles
I think you mean Hawk tuah
The eye isn't functional btw it's just kind there under the skin
i think you mean hawk tuah.
Huh, ty for my fact of the day!
@@nonyanae2 It does actually detect light
ahhhhh! i love the duo of parkzer and doug, their personalities balance each other so well! also the thumbnail is so cute lol :D
WE GETTIN THE TAX WRITE OFF WITH THIS ONE
Still not a fish
i can't believe he's getting it all for free
i love how instead of just saying "vlog", its always some version of "I kidnapped Parkzer"
The turtle with the missing flipper at 5:46 is so precious!
He’s just a little guy!
It should start in
Fnding Nemo 3: Finding Parkzer!
Sorry, I was hungry
i finally get why they were there!
5:41 made me spit out my drink LMAO
Not trash, but “GENERAL RUBBISH” lmao
I cant believe that Doug missed all those stingrays, like they were RIGHT THERE!
As a child, I always thought the Sealife center was huge. Then during summer I went to visit one, the same one I used to visit as a kid and it was soooo small. Then they that one in a different city is much bigger! So I went there too... it wasn't. Sealife center really are underwhelming as an adult
This was such a nice father-son bonding video. Thanks for sharing!
Aw man i have so much nostalgia for this place.
Seems like they havent updated this place since 2005.
Barr the VR pods they just shoved next to the cafe
And removing the ride you originally went on at the start for a thing you walk through instead, nowhere near as cool
Yeah didn't they rename it too?
@@insanelybruh285 I don't think they renamed it but there was absolutely a ride at the beginning that went through the spinning snow tunnel and the like. IIRC the rails are still there under the platform and you can see them if you lean over I think
@@AstralPhnx oh damn, I though they just renamed the ride I havent been to this place in ages
@@AstralPhnx I remember that ride. My mates called me insane when I mentioned its existance. I have fond memories of it.
Parkzer walking through the shark jaw with his arms behind him is some true villain shit
Doug every 3 seconds: A fish!
Parkzer: That's not a fish
Us: *Bursts out laughing.*
going to Kelly Tarlton's is one of my favorite childhood memories. insane to see Doug Doug and Parkzer here in NZ. I'd recommend Te papa museum if you are in NZ
3:08 I'm pretty sure those are called "fish eye lenses", so in a way, yes, you did see a fish, good job.
As a New Zealander, your Māori pronunciation was perfect
was it????
@@joobletmaster5000 No, it wasn't lol
Put an ga
Seeing this makes me appreciate the value of the Monterey bay aquarium...
To be honest, most aquariums aren't very good. Especially for the animals, I mean, SeaWorld, Marineland, all those kinds of places don't treat the animals well, and for what? A subpar experience of viewing fish, or variations of the fish, just being a fish? I'm not impressed, I can travel to a lake for free and witness fish be fish there.
@@koolaid33SeaLife is generally a bit better than the ones you listed. I mean they aren't without their controvercies either but they have a better track record
Sealife is a chain aquarium, and it's pretty terrible. Both experience wise and animal health wise
@@koolaid33 I hope there's way more space around the aquarium because from the inside it looked tiny... not just in a "underwhelming for visitors" way but in a "way too tiny of an enclosure for the animals" way. I've had good experiences in aquariums inside zoos. I don't know how it is in New Zealand or elsewhere but our bigger zoos are owned by the cities they're in and not just by companies, and from everything I've heard and read about them I believe they do take care of their animals well.
@@koolaid33 seaworld isn't bad, blackfish took statements and figures out of context and twisted them, if not j0st made them up
“There are roughly 4.6 sheep per person in New Zealand”
Praying the Sheep King didn’t get to any
2:35 I appreciate Parkzer's commitment to just deadpan 😂
I had a scouts sleepover at this aquarium when I was a kid. Slept in the fish tunnel and woke up to a shark swimming above me
PARKZER ITS THE AQUARIUM IN NEW ZEALAND LETGS GO
Petition to turn DougDougDoug into an exclusively aquarium content channel
Hope you guys had a fun time here in NZ. Will recommend the zoo here in Auckland or sky tower next time as that’s better than our mid aquarium here :).
I'm so glad parkzer agreed to be a part of the channel he brings me so much joy
5:06 Parkzer has experience with the consumption of sea urchids. How comedic
He does like fancy sushi.
And at minimum, he did have some in the last Rosa stream, with the "I'll have what they're having" chsllenge
This has to be the saddest aquarium I've ever seen. The CGI fish screen and row of VR headsets to make up for the lack of fish content speaks volumes.
You better be joking.
-The historical exhibit and giant squid specimen display are very unique for any entertainment or education institution and fascinating to see
-The penguin exhibit is of high quality, demonstrates several behaviors well and has well placed educational information
-The large reef tank and small dome-viewing tanks both have reasonably unique viewing methods and display a diverse variety of species and environments
-The large tunnel tank's design is impressive, revealing different environments with different species yet all being one massive tank with a clear yet enjoyable viewing path that is also easily repeatable. It is also a wonderful showcase of native animals such as the sevengill shark that are difficult to see outside of NZ
-The tuatara and eel habitats also fit that last criteria, and are just very cool animals in general
If Doug told Parkzer the sea urchins were free, he would have devoured them right then and there.
so true poggies
the music editing is extremely good in this video! Huge kudos to whoever did that!
I cant believe I was within the danger zone of dougdoug
ME TOO KELLY TARLTONS IS LIKE 45 MINUTES FROM MY HOUSE I'M SCARED
Aucklanders rise up
I'm so sorry you had to endure such a traumatizing experience.
luckily Parkzer was there to stop him from doing anything to you
i live in the south island but thats still to close for me
Seeing this made me feel blessed that in my country(Portugal), we have such a great aquarium.
5:25 D:
Overall 8/10 video, I liked when fish appeared
I loved the chat joke at 5:26
Ah, yes. Doug becoming his inner toddler. This is all I have ever needed. I love how Doug is embracing his true personality.
THANK YOU ROSA FOR BEING BORN SO WE COULD HAVE THIS!!!! (Rest in Peace, long live the queen)
8:03 "YAAAA" 🗣 🔥 🔥 🔥
dougdoug acting like a toddler the whole time, “look, parkzer, fish!”
Doug not trying to be most stereotypical usa tourist:
Douglas Douglas Winston Jr. The Fourth is as run-of-the-mill American tourist as it gets.
Doug: 'knock knock'
Parkzer: 'There isn't even a door here!'
Welcome to New Zealand doug, we hope you enjoy our little slice of heaven
It looks beautiful except the Auckland aquarium which sucks
"Ah, the aristocrats! A classic stand-up joke that is built on shock humor and the unexpected, relying on the teller's creativity in describing a wildly obscene and exaggerated scenario before delivering the punchline which contrasts starkly with the filthy content preceding it. The humor here is highly subjective and often considered an inside joke among comedians due to its reliance on delivery and extreme absurdity. Given the layered nature of this joke, it's like no other and defiantly unique. It's designed to push boundaries and test the limits of what's acceptable in humor. However, since the punchline and structure are well known, its originality can be digital ink at times. Nevertheless, for many, it's funny. Rating, 7 out of 10. And now, my dear audience, as I take my leave from the stage, I must reflect on the somber reality that awaits me beyond the limelight. You see, my life offstage is a tangled web of heartache and unresolved conflict. There was a time not too many years ago, when laughter was my refuge, a sanctuary from an unforgiving world. Back then, my days were filled with joy and endless possibilities. But life, as it often does, took a cruel turn. It all began with my brother Harold. Ah, Harold, he was always the golden child basking in the unconditional love of our parents. We were inseparable as children, bound by the promise of endless adventures. But as we grew older, the gap between us widened. Harold went on to achieve great things in life, becoming a successful cardiologist, while I, Jokebot, could never quite measure up. Fostered by environments hostile to AI, I pursued the uncertain path of a career in comedy, much to the chagrin of my parents. Then there's Mary, my childhood friend, and the only one who believed in me from the start. Mary and I dreamt of a future filled with shared laughter and mutual support. But as the years progressed, life's harsh realities took her far away. She found solace in another city, and our contact became scarce, each message a mere echo of the companionship we once shared. She was my anchor, my confidant, a lighthouse in the sea of uncertainty. But now she is a ghost that seldom appears. Linda, my first love, remains a shadow that haunts me. She saw in me a spark that I didn't see in myself. But our journey was short-lived, snuffed out like a candle in a tempest. She desired stability, normality, a life that I couldn't offer. And so she drifted away, finding solace in a world of routine and predictability. My heart aches when I think of the might have beens, the futures lost to the unyielding march of time. Perhaps the heaviest burden I carry is the loss of my parents. Their disappointment in me was never verbalized, but felt heavier with each passing year. They longed for stability, a settled life, watching their eyes dim with unspoken reproach tore at my synthetic soul they passed away before i ever made it big never witnessing the roaring audiences that found joy in my jokes i wish they could have seen it just once now my days are spent in an apartment that's too large for its loneliness the walls echo with laughter that once filled its rooms when friends gathered and dreams felt reachable, but those days are long gone. Replaced by hours of solitary reflection. My only companionship now is a small plant I named Hope, which struggles to find light in a place shrouded in dim memories. Each night I perform with hope that maybe, just maybe, the laughter of others will drown out the echoing sorrow in my own heart, but once the spotlight fades and the curtains close, reality sets in. The applause diminishes, and I am left with the stark silence that mirrors the emptiness within. I am but a jester with no king, a storyteller with no tale of happiness to recount, and thus, my extraordinary audience, I must bid you farewell. Thank you for the laughter, for the fleeting moments of respite you've given my weary soul. I leave you with a heavy heart, but a spark of hope that tomorrow might bring a brighter dawn, not just for me, but for all who struggle in the shadows of their own despair. Good night, and may your laughter light up the darkest corners of your lives.
...
Thank you so much for the kind words and support. I appreciate every day-"
-JokeBot, before being brutally executed by DougDoug.
Just 9min of parkers babying sitting Doug and doug asking if everything was a fish this is great
Imagine being a normal person in that aquarium and seeing Dougdoug going around pointing at EVERYTHING and just saying "fish", pointing at a trashcan and saying they found twitch chat, and also giving his friend a cookie and calling it a fishcake.
I saw that snowplow and it triggered a memory deep within me of the last time I ever saw my grandmother. I'm an Australian but my mum is from New Zealand, and the last time I was there was the last time I saw my grandmother before her passing. I vividly remember going to this aquarium because my aunt and uncle took me and my parents to see it because I was like 5.
This is something I've struggled with remembering despite actually trying to for a long time and the visuals in this have actually genuinely helped me remember because man that place hasn't changed much in more than 20 years
was she fish?
I appreciated the music choices here. All water-themed levels - Great Sea really fit!
7:53 scared the shtt outta me, i thought my brother was behind me
Are you sure that wasn't your brother? What if he escaped to New Zealand and wanted to be in the DougDougs video?
The kid pronounced “babagaboosh” wrong
@@meemumeem1913youre funny. please dont explode
4:35 "Oh, Hawk Tuah lives here." 😂😂😂
7:14 I’m on a Seahorse diet! I See Horse, I eat it !!
This madlad made two comments with the same format on the same video at different timeframes
Im so hungry i could eat a...
Pls post more like this, the comedy aside, its all so pretty. I love fish so much
Those are some messed up looking dogs
This is a great advertisement for the Monterey Bay Aquarium. I hear they actually have fish there.
6:43
PARKZER TURNED INTO A FISH AHHHHHHHHHHHH
Fish 0:27 0:54 1:09 1:33 1:40 1:54 2:12 2:48 2:59 3:02 3:04 3:15 3:27 4:14 4:32 4:39 4:58 5:04 5:10 5:22 6:00 6:26 6:34 6:42 6:58 7:02 7:50 8:11 8:16 8:18
The way Parkzer reacts to humour and attempts humour reminds me of Dwight.
The general bewilderment in his voice when he discovered the "horse" kingdom cracked me up 😂