King of the Hill - Hank Cuts Off Dale's Finger

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  • Опубликовано: 4 окт 2024
  • This Clip is from Episode 7 of Season 7.

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  • @trumpet12345
    @trumpet12345 12 лет назад +4132

    LOL this is why this show is amazing. Dale, the anti government guy uses the system against the most legally anal retentive guy in the world.

    • @williamcruz7976
      @williamcruz7976 7 лет назад +115

      trumpet12345 Damn I never really thought about that one.

    • @trainers.stash.
      @trainers.stash. 7 лет назад +15

      Uh uhhhhh

    • @American-Zero
      @American-Zero 5 лет назад +117

      Usually Hank is the smart straight laced one and Dale is a paranoid idiot who thinks the world is out to get you...yet somehow Dale managed to outsmart Hank and make him look stupid...that is genius.

    • @KOTEBANAROT
      @KOTEBANAROT 5 лет назад +117

      Dale is incredibly well read in that sort of thing, he legit could be a lawyer. Like that time he helped John Redcorn get land.

    • @lonevaultranger4376
      @lonevaultranger4376 4 года назад +28

      @@American-Zero Dale is woke af I dont what you're talking about.

  • @NeoConnor1
    @NeoConnor1 3 года назад +518

    "I don't have a problem with anger. I have a problem with idiots."
    I can see exactly where Hank is coming from.

    • @brittanybrown484
      @brittanybrown484 2 года назад +5

      Hold it right there!

    • @ELMonstruoRojo
      @ELMonstruoRojo Год назад +1

      Entiendo a Hank

    • @Spetrix209
      @Spetrix209 Год назад +1

      Yep

    • @BigTechie24
      @BigTechie24 Год назад +10

      One of the best quotes I’ve ever heard is as follows: “ I wouldn’t have to control my anger if people would learn how to control their stupidity!” Not sure who said it but… yep

    • @farrah9748
      @farrah9748 Год назад +3

      * we all get stuck in some one else's idiocy at some point, current frustration....

  • @Ale-mv3gr
    @Ale-mv3gr 6 лет назад +1847

    "It always happens to the younger, prettier ones"

    • @ryanbarth6691
      @ryanbarth6691 5 лет назад +135

      If it was up to you , you would've filled my buddy tunnel with cement so that no one else can use it

    • @brittanybrown484
      @brittanybrown484 4 года назад +40

      Sir, do you wish to press assault charges?

    • @willy_afton_1980
      @willy_afton_1980 4 года назад +22

      Oh shit I didn't even hear that

    • @brittanybrown484
      @brittanybrown484 4 года назад +22

      @Skrt Skrtand see that his human rights are roundly violated

    • @scottyj6226
      @scottyj6226 3 года назад +26

      @@ryanbarth6691 i'm pretty sure that was a low-key gay joke. I've never gotten it till now.

  • @williamlydon2554
    @williamlydon2554 7 лет назад +5847

    How did Hank lose that case with TWO witnesses who said it was Dale's fault?

    • @jamminout7671
      @jamminout7671 7 лет назад +861

      because the witnesses are idiots aswell

    • @SifGreyfang
      @SifGreyfang 7 лет назад +828

      Jammin Out well boomhower is smart its just that its hard to understand him

    • @danieldesario6120
      @danieldesario6120 7 лет назад +700

      Hey man i tell ya what man talkin bout dang ol Dale man puttin his dang ol finger in the way man talkin bout kkkrrrzzzkk chop off dang ol cigarette finger man

    • @Ndizzyinthehizzy
      @Ndizzyinthehizzy 7 лет назад +553

      Then again, Boomhower is a Law Enforcement Officer, his word carries a lot of weight in court.

    • @miscgamingvids116
      @miscgamingvids116 7 лет назад +19

      lol

  • @wallerwa4
    @wallerwa4 12 лет назад +2918

    Dale needs a wheelchair just so he can smoke a cigarrette...

    • @psychoguy2922
      @psychoguy2922 6 лет назад +115

      Well, he lost a finger, plus surgery to have it placed back onto him, he would have lost a significant amount of blood. Meaning he wouldn't be able to stand for around a day.

    • @partyinthecloudkingdom
      @partyinthecloudkingdom 6 лет назад +85

      Juan R most states require hospitals are legally required to wheel patients out after surgery

    • @parker-boy98
      @parker-boy98 6 лет назад +5

      Juan R He's an idiot

    • @Brandelwyn
      @Brandelwyn 6 лет назад +15

      Its just a finger, he couldnt've bled too bad. I got my arm impaled in my childhood and was doing just fine after they stiched it up

    • @packisbetter90
      @packisbetter90 6 лет назад +31

      The funniest thing was he was smoking inside the hospital

  • @AtlanticSpamHammer
    @AtlanticSpamHammer 7 лет назад +2982

    "Oh god, he's on another rampage!"

    • @Saucy__Jack
      @Saucy__Jack 7 лет назад +145

      AtlanticSpamHammer "Pray for us all!"

    • @brucewayne9148
      @brucewayne9148 6 лет назад +27

      The incredible Hank smaaassshhhh

    • @eternallegacy89
      @eternallegacy89 5 лет назад +14

      @Draigun Nah he is just a coward he doesn't do well in confrontations without guns so the moment he saw that he simply panicked lol. He is actually quite more cunning than you give him credit for esp since he has a second and third persona that makes him lots of money getting government checks lol and even knows 5 languages just his quirks does that to him x'D. Plus why aren't we laughing at the fact the tape measure some how managed to rack Bill xD.

    • @rustyshackleford7179
      @rustyshackleford7179 5 лет назад +3

      eternallegacy89 u right 👌🏻

    • @brittanybrown484
      @brittanybrown484 4 года назад +4

      @@Saucy__Jack Bill: (whimpers)

  • @rugerdern1554
    @rugerdern1554 7 лет назад +1983

    Dale: Officer, take him away and see that his human rights are roundly violated
    LMAO!!!

    • @ryanbarth6691
      @ryanbarth6691 5 лет назад +17

      Mr Hill , Mr Gribble alleges you intentionally severed his finger

    • @shavoncampbell2745
      @shavoncampbell2745 4 года назад +19

      Ryan Barth Your Honor, it was an accident. We’re wasting valuable legal resources here.

    • @seandelaney4421
      @seandelaney4421 4 года назад +24

      ShavonCampbell14 Objection, conjecture, objecture.

    • @Theelectroarcheologist
      @Theelectroarcheologist 4 года назад +15

      @@seandelaney4421 THAT'S NOT A WORD!

    • @eternallegacy89
      @eternallegacy89 4 года назад +13

      @@Theelectroarcheologist MR. HILL PLEASE CONTROL YOUR OUTBURST!

  • @Kaboomboo
    @Kaboomboo 7 лет назад +1226

    I wonder why the guys didn't vouch for Hank when they were clearly there to see Dale putting his finger in front of the operating saw. How asinine.

    • @dubcheeseburgerplaysgame3183
      @dubcheeseburgerplaysgame3183 6 лет назад +115

      zeldafreak701 hank has stupid friends

    • @johnathanreyes118
      @johnathanreyes118 6 лет назад +57

      ok hank we know its you

    • @sirnickels9979
      @sirnickels9979 6 лет назад +150

      Bill is easily persuaded to others and boomhower just does what majority does

    • @Doctor_Odin
      @Doctor_Odin 5 лет назад +30

      Think about the first episode and how Dale and Bill and somewhat Boomhauer through hang under the bus but the CPS worker.
      They're idiots well Dale and Bill are with building emasculated so much over the years he's become a submissive bitch therefore easily persuadable. Well most people can't understand Boomhauer and just go off conjecture and what they think he's actually telling them.

    • @tommywright7196
      @tommywright7196 5 лет назад +6

      You do realize this is a cartoon don't you lol

  • @KOHF34
    @KOHF34 7 лет назад +764

    "I've been known to do carpentry stone-drunk, but you're normally so careful!"
    I love this show.

    • @UniteForgetLeftRight
      @UniteForgetLeftRight 6 лет назад +15

      Such incredible writing. Yesterday I read they may bring the show back but age everyone 10 years. Can you imagine a 23 year old Bobby!? I have no idea what to expect, I just hope he's his own thing and not a stereotypical millennial.

    • @UniteForgetLeftRight
      @UniteForgetLeftRight 6 лет назад

      One hand on my elbow!

    • @Doctor_Odin
      @Doctor_Odin 5 лет назад +11

      @@UniteForgetLeftRight if they did the show would be ruined because it was using real life situations to take the piss out of asinine things within Society at Large. And there's a certain group that has a way too big of ego to allow that to happen to their group's ideology. that like to act like Dale here but to more extreme measures.

    • @KandiKlover
      @KandiKlover 5 лет назад +4

      Made vest out of wife's underpants

    • @seanchannie5822
      @seanchannie5822 4 года назад +4

      @@Doctor_Odin Sweet you somehow politicized a hypothetical reboot what a fucking moron.

  • @nickzilla20
    @nickzilla20 6 лет назад +1228

    I feel so bad for hank in this episode. It was dales fault for even putting his finger in front of the blade. You just don’t do that.

    • @khaos5085
      @khaos5085 5 лет назад +49

      Yeah he kept getting his hand closer to the saw.

    • @JamesimusPrime2798
      @JamesimusPrime2798 5 лет назад +51

      Dale should of gone to Jail for pestering Hank.

    • @tedkazcynkski4328
      @tedkazcynkski4328 4 года назад +95

      I went to jail for domestic violence once. Never laid a finger on her but it didn't matter. When a woman makes an accusation you're screwed, the courts will believe anything a woman says at face value.

    • @dragonknightleader1
      @dragonknightleader1 4 года назад +29

      Yes, but Hank takes his eyes away from cutting the board for an extended period of time watching Dale talk, whom he shouldn't be able to hear over the sounds of the saw. That's a pretty significant workshop fail.

    • @callinater6133
      @callinater6133 4 года назад +14

      Alex thats why hank said it was an ACCIDENT. Dale claimed hank did it on purpose.

  • @andrewmatt4832
    @andrewmatt4832 6 лет назад +732

    LMAO "Fill my buddy tunnel with cement so nobody else could use it" KOTH innuendo mastery

    • @SergeantExtreme
      @SergeantExtreme 4 года назад +51

      I was looking for this comment, but I was disappointed with the lack of upvotes.

    • @Janexcalibur
      @Janexcalibur 3 года назад +20

      "It always happens to the younger, prettier ones."

    • @Bloombaby99
      @Bloombaby99 3 года назад +6

      I didn't realize how wrong this sounded until I saw this comment. 😳

    • @brittanybrown484
      @brittanybrown484 3 года назад +1

      Sir, do you wish to press assault charges?

    • @themaskedmusician4510
      @themaskedmusician4510 3 года назад +1

      The way you said it. That’s what she said

  • @davisbowe8668
    @davisbowe8668 2 года назад +203

    I like how Hank totally glosses over the fact that Bill admitted to making a vest out of Peggy's underpants.

    • @nizvkfb7vsbvrsct723
      @nizvkfb7vsbvrsct723 2 года назад +1

      as much as I enjoy watching Bill he is a god damn creep

    • @ThunderTheBlackShadowKitty
      @ThunderTheBlackShadowKitty Год назад +8

      how does this not have more likes or replies? is nobody gonna talk about this? Bro does Bill sneak into their house at night? jesus christ.

    • @sethfarris1791
      @sethfarris1791 Год назад +5

      Its why the tape measure swinging in his dingaling is so perfect.Bill gets his😅

    • @Mitchisable
      @Mitchisable 3 месяца назад

      ​@@ThunderTheBlackShadowKittyBill says this shit all the time. Sometimes Hank writes it off and sometimes he gets mad at Bill.

    • @RJWaynerium
      @RJWaynerium Месяц назад

      I'm surprised boomhower wasn't the one to confess that

  • @MakePeopleMadForFun
    @MakePeopleMadForFun 4 года назад +145

    I like how they’re drinking their hospital coffee like they do their alley beer

    • @spirithero2446
      @spirithero2446 Месяц назад

      And Dale with his cigarette attached to his wheelchair. 😂

  • @yitivitzen5239
    @yitivitzen5239 2 года назад +66

    “I don’t have a problem with anger, I have a problem with idiots” I couldn’t have said it better myself.

  • @TheKharymusic
    @TheKharymusic 4 года назад +1017

    Hank Hill is like the polar opposite of Peter Griffin. He's level headed, everyone around him is stupid, and he suffers for it. 😂

    • @accountnotusedanymore9119
      @accountnotusedanymore9119 2 года назад +33

      Feels more like Peter griffin is the mixture of dale and bill in personality wise

    • @ZetaReticuli_
      @ZetaReticuli_ 2 года назад +51

      Good point. Hanks suffers for everyone, but Peter makes everyone suffer.

    • @Rootiga
      @Rootiga 2 года назад +23

      @@accountnotusedanymore9119 nah, peter is the embodiment of everything wrong with the world

    • @axelwulf6220
      @axelwulf6220 2 года назад +3

      Dull witted
      Not stupid

    • @339gabriel
      @339gabriel 2 года назад +8

      To be fair Hank doesn’t have stupid moments but he can be clueless

  • @HADEZFIRE147
    @HADEZFIRE147 12 лет назад +494

    "Oh God, he is on another rampage! Pray for us all!"

  • @markdouglas1601
    @markdouglas1601 4 года назад +112

    "You'll have to move into a similar house a few blocks away..not too pretty of a picture is it?"
    This show is a masterpiece

  • @OreskisVR
    @OreskisVR Год назад +34

    RIP Johnny Hardwick. He Will Forever Be Missed🙏👍

    • @efrainsoto96
      @efrainsoto96 Месяц назад +1

      Johnny Hardwick, known for his role as the voice of Dale Gribble on *King of the Hill*, was a talented voice actor and writer. His work left a lasting impact, and it's clear he will be missed by many.

  • @girlbuu9403
    @girlbuu9403 6 лет назад +213

    "Dale... I'm surprized no one's killed you yet."
    ~Coach Sours

    • @bethanyoneal5789
      @bethanyoneal5789 4 года назад +13

      Salt tablet

    • @Bloombaby99
      @Bloombaby99 3 года назад

      @@bethanyoneal5789 😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @amunago080
      @amunago080 3 года назад +5

      Gribble*

    • @Homer_Noobson
      @Homer_Noobson 7 месяцев назад

      @@bethanyoneal5789 "Take a salt tablet."

    • @Corncan2
      @Corncan2 3 месяца назад

      When people get the quote wrong... Breaks your heart, doesn't it?
      Take a salt tablet. ​@Homer_Noobson

  • @Rocky13Ray
    @Rocky13Ray 5 лет назад +144

    "I once made a vest out of your wifes underpants"
    I think Hank is getting 2 restraining orders this week.

    • @jaypee9575
      @jaypee9575 5 лет назад +13

      OOooh... I thought he said "mess" not "vest"... it really weirded me out. Not that vest is all that much better, but at least it's less open to interpretation.

    • @khaos5085
      @khaos5085 5 лет назад +3

      @@jaypee9575 Hilarious.

    • @brittanybrown484
      @brittanybrown484 2 года назад +1

      I can't imagine what you're gonna do to me

    • @hungry_wolfgamer3168
      @hungry_wolfgamer3168 2 года назад +4

      “C’mon I wouldn’t hurt you, you guys know I don’t have a problem with anger, I have a problem with idiots.”

    • @brittanybrown484
      @brittanybrown484 2 года назад

      @@hungry_wolfgamer3168 Hold it right there!

  • @PhoenixAngel429
    @PhoenixAngel429 13 лет назад +104

    I don't have an anger problem, I have an idiot problem.

  • @pokemontrainerelio3648
    @pokemontrainerelio3648 6 лет назад +400

    It was Dale's fault. He should have KNOWN not to put his hand anywhere near a circular saw that is obviously on, let alone in the path of the blade.

    • @Doctor_Odin
      @Doctor_Odin 5 лет назад +44

      Dale's a dumbass that knows how to play the victim card not unlike a certain very repugnant ideology that's destroying a lot of the first world right now.

    • @pokemontrainerelio3648
      @pokemontrainerelio3648 5 лет назад +12

      @@saberiandream316 I'm not "condemning" him, I'm just calling him out for being an idiot, he should have known to move his finger when the blade was coming towards it.

    • @pattithomblison3322
      @pattithomblison3322 5 лет назад +3

      AGREE I

    • @noahsmith4877
      @noahsmith4877 4 года назад +4

      Pokémon Trainer Elio yeah who puts their finger in front of a saw

    • @jaypea30
      @jaypea30 3 года назад +3

      @@Doctor_Odin Yeah, those dirty Monarchists are tryin to bring back the Hawai'ian Kingdom.

  • @Nik-tk4ew
    @Nik-tk4ew 3 месяца назад +3

    I like to think that Dale was screaming not because of pain, but because of the shock at seeing his finger cut off.

  • @superslayerguy
    @superslayerguy 5 лет назад +106

    Mike Judge one of the best comedy writers of all time. A true favorite of mine.

  • @jefelix2010
    @jefelix2010 Год назад +19

    Ladies and gentlemen, today we have lost the voice of Dale himself. May he rest in peace.

  • @Tiresias55
    @Tiresias55 2 года назад +106

    3:14 "Oh God he's on another rampage! Pray for us all!" The deliver of this always cracks me up. But I do truely feel sympathetic towards Hank's plight in this episode. It wasn't his fault, Dale was stupid enough to put his finger in front of the saw when Hank was clearly upset and was being over the top obnoxious towards his best friend throughout.

  • @Vader3123
    @Vader3123 13 лет назад +232

    OBJECTURE!!

    • @EnchantedSmellyWolf
      @EnchantedSmellyWolf 6 лет назад +43

      That's not a word!

    • @brittanybrown484
      @brittanybrown484 4 года назад +14

      Mr. Hill, please control your outbursts

    • @Sirdink4
      @Sirdink4 4 года назад +7

      WHAT?! That is crazy I lived within a hundred feet of him. How am I gonna fix the house that he ruined?

    • @danielmorante5354
      @danielmorante5354 4 года назад +6

      @@Sirdink4 you seemed to have a serious problem controlling your rage. I'm sending you to an anger management class until you pass restraining order remains effect

    • @Sirdink4
      @Sirdink4 4 года назад +6

      Daniel Morante anger management? That’s for people who spit up emotes I don’t need that class

  • @Symphonia30
    @Symphonia30 Год назад +5

    To be fair, this was Dale’s fault to begin with for putting his finger around the cutting space of the electric saw.

  • @goodbyeseeyalater
    @goodbyeseeyalater Год назад +16

    RIP Johnny Hardwick.

  • @boltsfan39
    @boltsfan39 12 лет назад +214

    Dale Gribble: Master Troll

    • @xsailor85
      @xsailor85 6 лет назад +9

      Dale needs to go back under the bridge he came from.

    • @wakandawildman2043
      @wakandawildman2043 6 лет назад +9

      Don't you mean rusty

    • @coolguy02536
      @coolguy02536 6 лет назад +3

      xsailor85 don’t you mean under the tunnel he built under their houses? :^)

  • @carrops
    @carrops 4 года назад +27

    "one more step and you'll have to move to a similar house a few blocks away"
    Lmao

  • @schnozberries98
    @schnozberries98 4 года назад +37

    I love how he doesn’t realize his finger is gone until he looks at it 😂 like he couldn’t feel it getting cut off 😂😂

    • @damiananguiano5295
      @damiananguiano5295 2 года назад +10

      With a fine blade you don't usually feel it at first.

    • @handsofrand6660
      @handsofrand6660 2 года назад +7

      lack of circulation from chainsmoking maybe lol

    • @kebertxela941
      @kebertxela941 2 года назад +4

      Hank keeps all his blades razor sharp.

    • @isaiahjones2089
      @isaiahjones2089 5 месяцев назад +1

      He went into shock.

  • @anamallover
    @anamallover 13 лет назад +33

    The tape measure hitting Bill in the nuts was too funny haha

  • @brickcrossstudios430
    @brickcrossstudios430 7 лет назад +146

    DAT scream doh

  • @VGamingJunkieVT
    @VGamingJunkieVT 3 года назад +40

    Bill and Boomhauer are uncharacteristically bastards in this episode. Dale, you kind of expect it, but they saw Dale was shoving his finger there, and still treated it like Hank did it on purpose.

    • @andywinslow9638
      @andywinslow9638 Месяц назад

      I mean Bill yeah this isn't an episode I root for. You can't understand Boomhauer so he gets a pass

  • @WillyTung
    @WillyTung 13 лет назад +183

    That's our law system for ya. And Dill get's nothing for secretely building a tunnel under his house.

    • @Kaboomboo
      @Kaboomboo 7 лет назад +33

      He didn't because Hank probably didn't press charges, which is upsetting because I totally would have, especially if he were to do the same to me when it was his own fault that his finger got cut off.

    • @guilhermehank4938
      @guilhermehank4938 3 года назад

      @@Kaboomboo you would think some governmental officials would have reported it and dale would be in some legal hot water

    • @Biosquid239
      @Biosquid239 2 года назад +9

      Who the fuck is Dill

    • @guilhermehank4938
      @guilhermehank4938 2 года назад +1

      @@Kaboomboo hank is a better man than most. He doesn't want to get dale into trouble, even if he clearly deserves it

    • @HitTheFloor16
      @HitTheFloor16 2 года назад +3

      damn, the guy turned into a pickle

  • @lonerider92
    @lonerider92 13 лет назад +197

    I love how the tape measure defies modern physics and whacks bill in the nuts.

    • @benb9151
      @benb9151 4 года назад +29

      "modern physics"

    • @lonerider92
      @lonerider92 4 года назад +2

      Ben B You might wanna google what the term modern physics means before you make condescending quotes. :)

    • @lonerider92
      @lonerider92 4 года назад +1

      @K W Was it a Pearson book? I probably had the same one in college and I fucking hated that course. No idea why I needed to take it being in a Network Engineering degree program. lmfao

    • @username9175
      @username9175 3 года назад +11

      @@lonerider92 "condescending quotes"

    • @Dippitydee
      @Dippitydee 3 года назад

      @@lonerider92 “:)”

  • @DifferentTypesofPeople
    @DifferentTypesofPeople 2 года назад +15

    This episode probably best exemplifies the whole concept of the program. It shows how Hank has to deal with idiots all around his environment; but at the same time is able to examine himself at times if the occasion calls for it.

  • @Rob-kl1uz
    @Rob-kl1uz 4 года назад +24

    I like how at 0:44 it’s like they’re in the alley but drinking small water cups instead of beer lol

  • @brattenhugo5643
    @brattenhugo5643 8 месяцев назад +3

    My teacher played this clip at my class today, and afterward, he asked us who was at fault, and almost everyone said both Hank and Dale. Dale because he wasn't paying attention where his finger was and Hank because he didn't stop the saw in time.

  • @thirstyserpent1079
    @thirstyserpent1079 Год назад +10

    The eyebrow raise from the officer to the nurse when Hanks says he never should have moved in is gold XD

  • @kristopherbarker3282
    @kristopherbarker3282 4 года назад +30

    I just love how Dale losing his finger plays no part in future episodes

  • @heavyizthacrown-5842
    @heavyizthacrown-5842 3 года назад +19

    Every single second of this clip is absolute gold!

  • @DrRockso1987
    @DrRockso1987 4 года назад +27

    I love how Dale notices his finger cut off when he can’t smoke his cigarette. Lol

  • @grovatbu
    @grovatbu 5 лет назад +20

    I can't tell which is weirder: the fact that Bill just admitted to making a vest out of Peggy's underwear quite loudly, or the fact that neither Dale nor Boomhauer have any reaction to that statement. The latter implies that it was information they already had. Of course, they could have also been ignoring Bill and didn't even hear the crazy thing he said.

    • @None-Trick_Pony
      @None-Trick_Pony 2 года назад +2

      Your mistake is assuming the latter means that they must have known prior to. I don't think any of them found it surprising or strange coming from Bill, and Hank only reacted because it was his wife's underwear.

  • @hankhill3956
    @hankhill3956 6 лет назад +126

    Like I told you before, IT WAS AN ACCIDENT!

    • @benjaminanderson7625
      @benjaminanderson7625 6 лет назад +3

      Yeah!!!

    • @Girard1020
      @Girard1020 6 лет назад +4

      I know you didn’t mean it. Like how Bill didn’t mean to give you guys Lice. I still laugh at when Dale was running from you when you were going to kick his ass when he ruined your lawn.

    • @seanwhite1693
      @seanwhite1693 5 лет назад +3

      Hank I know it wasn't your fault. Dale is a dumbass.

    • @BadPiggy06
      @BadPiggy06 5 лет назад +4

      I agree, he clearly put his hand in the way of the saw

    • @allelitetyler9526
      @allelitetyler9526 5 лет назад +1

      Victor Flores That’s not a word!

  • @Righteous1neX
    @Righteous1neX Год назад +2

    If there was ever a time to kick Dales ass, it was this episode!!

  • @mickeybuzzkill
    @mickeybuzzkill 4 года назад +29

    I love how the comments are taking this situation super seriously. This show really made us feel a connection to these characters 😊😊😊

  • @marionelson2619
    @marionelson2619 6 лет назад +31

    1:52 Mr Hill please control your outburst

    • @marionelson2619
      @marionelson2619 6 лет назад +2

      Hank Hill is going to be in a fail mood

    • @JamesimusPrime2798
      @JamesimusPrime2798 5 лет назад +2

      Hank: "Your honour it's Dale's fault he shouldn't of bothered me and he has been pestering me and annoying me I would like to fill out a restraining order on him."

    • @brittanybrown484
      @brittanybrown484 2 года назад

      I'm issuing you a restraining order

  • @davidmcaninch4714
    @davidmcaninch4714 5 лет назад +32

    It was Dale’s own fault.

  • @williamcruz7976
    @williamcruz7976 7 лет назад +61

    Dale has no feeling in the finger you cut off. LMAO

  • @henrylivingstone2971
    @henrylivingstone2971 2 года назад +4

    “Smaller, prettier ones” 😂😂😂 well good on Dale for being complimented in such a manner.

  • @themcgeeker4382
    @themcgeeker4382 7 лет назад +43

    Jeez I accidentally watched this as a kid and it scarred me

    • @diegobareno5820
      @diegobareno5820 7 лет назад +2

      I was also scarred the first time I saw this.

    • @TheWizardYeof
      @TheWizardYeof 6 лет назад

      Hi Sagan

    • @EpicGamerBoi
      @EpicGamerBoi 5 лет назад

      What the screaming

    • @sonicexereaper6814
      @sonicexereaper6814 Год назад

      For me, I’m surprised THIS exists in the show considering how tame it is, and it focuses more on the humor and sexual content.

  • @Rkay421
    @Rkay421 Год назад +2

    I like how the cops starts to think they are special friends lol

  • @arkjag2991
    @arkjag2991 Год назад +11

    That wheelchair cigarette holder gag is honestly the most underrated joke in the history of the show.

  • @fair2guy
    @fair2guy 4 года назад +3

    The amount of detail on that skillsaw suggests the animators are much more like Hank than we realized..

  • @boomhauerfan1
    @boomhauerfan1 12 лет назад +49

    Bill: I wish I had a son to kick me in the nuts. @ 3:14 he gets his wish. Minus the son part

  • @milesmares1122
    @milesmares1122 6 лет назад +79

    Objection. Conjecter. Objector😂😂😂

    • @allelitetyler9526
      @allelitetyler9526 6 лет назад +12

      peaceteen749 Mr. Hill please control your outbursts! I am issuing a restraining order. You are not to go within 100 feet of Mr. Gribble.

    • @Thinker669
      @Thinker669 5 лет назад +3

      If it's a word, what does it mean?

    • @t.p.i2289
      @t.p.i2289 5 лет назад +4

      Tyler Palkovitz Hwat?! That is crazy I live within 100 feet of him! How am I gonna fix the house that he ruined?

    • @ryanbarth6691
      @ryanbarth6691 5 лет назад +3

      YOU SEEM TO HAVE A SERIOUS PROBLEM CONTROLLING YOUR RAGE!!!! I'm sentencing you to an anger management class, until you pass the restraining order remains in effect

    • @hungry_wolfgamer3168
      @hungry_wolfgamer3168 2 года назад

      Anger management? That’s for guys who spit on umpires I don’t need that class.

  • @christophersmoviecorner3514
    @christophersmoviecorner3514 2 года назад +9

    1:41 Hank: Your honor it was an accident

  • @Funky-Channel
    @Funky-Channel 2 года назад +2

    The other two gave their testimonies, but Bill broke down crying and Boomhauer couldn't be understood.

  • @granitegobbler95
    @granitegobbler95 3 года назад +4

    That judge is the one who should take an anger management class for not having patience and ignoring hanks evidence.

  • @livinglegend1187
    @livinglegend1187 12 лет назад +41

    Octavio is Dale's lawyer LOL

  • @johnkelly3549
    @johnkelly3549 4 года назад +7

    I love how they stand like they’re drinking in the alley when they’re in the hospital

  • @shinkuakuma1118
    @shinkuakuma1118 Год назад +2

    Nah bro. That Tape Measure had it out for Bill lol

  • @gredangeo
    @gredangeo 13 лет назад +254

    Does he actually refuse to use his left hand to smoke?

    • @ihaveaweewee1175
      @ihaveaweewee1175 6 лет назад +88

      gredangeo After 6 years i have found the answer...
      Yes

    • @peppermilk2872
      @peppermilk2872 6 лет назад +9

      This reply is underappreciated

    • @Keebrev
      @Keebrev 4 года назад +3

      Whiterun Guard why would your right hand be fucked up? Did you take an arrow to it?

    • @monte_2000
      @monte_2000 4 года назад +2

      You ever try using a lighter with a cast?

    • @yourehereforthatarentyou
      @yourehereforthatarentyou 4 года назад +1

      @Whiterun Guard im right handed but actually tend to use my left hand for a lot of stuff, including smoking
      just about everything but writing, now that i think about it

  • @blankpage9277
    @blankpage9277 3 года назад +4

    I like how both the nurse and the cop both think Dale is some sort of mistreated lover.

  • @EpicAMV911
    @EpicAMV911 7 лет назад +280

    I wonder was this episode a tribute to beevis and butthead?

    • @crisrobles3425
      @crisrobles3425 7 лет назад +16

      SSJ Carl Heh hehh, heh, hmmmheh. That was cool.

    • @Officialchristophermorris
      @Officialchristophermorris 7 лет назад +5

      SSJ Carl Lol probably is, And even KOTH other episode "Bobby Goes Nuts" when Bobby kicked Hank in the Nads, Beavis would be proud xD

    • @parker-boy98
      @parker-boy98 6 лет назад +3

      SSJ Carl you know Mike Judge created Beavis and Butt-Head

    • @joehumpston7937
      @joehumpston7937 6 лет назад +1

      SSJ Carl Breaking the law! Breaking the law!!!!

    • @Doctor_Odin
      @Doctor_Odin 5 лет назад +3

      Somewhat considering same creator in a way they borrow the plot but in a more real world adult aspect to it well taking the piss out of anger management classes and how asinine they really are.

  • @keybladegames_real
    @keybladegames_real Год назад +4

    I think this was one of my least favorite Dale episode. It was his stupidity that almost cost him his finger yet he blames Hank and puts a restraining order on him. I have never wanted to beat a man so badly.

  • @UniteForgetLeftRight
    @UniteForgetLeftRight 6 лет назад +2

    "Dale, those were paper towels" Good lord this show is fucking genius.

  • @petergresh516
    @petergresh516 2 года назад +12

    0:34 Bill's reaction is the best

    • @korystephens3318
      @korystephens3318 11 месяцев назад +1

      He's used to a lot of shit but not this

  • @joshitheyoshi2533
    @joshitheyoshi2533 2 года назад +3

    "If it was up to you, you would've filled my buddy tunnel with cement so no one else could use it!" lol

  • @AndrewWarrenPatriotsfan
    @AndrewWarrenPatriotsfan 12 лет назад +94

    Well it was Dale's fault that he put his hand near the saw in the first place he can't blame Hank for that

    • @jacksondrew960
      @jacksondrew960 4 года назад +3

      Andrew Warren yeah

    • @mikebrown1906
      @mikebrown1906 4 года назад +1

      I'm suprised that he didn't feel it for like 3 seconds.

    • @Anarchic1989
      @Anarchic1989 4 года назад +1

      @@mikebrown1906 Shock and adrenaline

  • @jeromerizzo423
    @jeromerizzo423 Год назад +1

    Hank is smarter than the judge.

  • @bethanyoneal5789
    @bethanyoneal5789 5 лет назад +7

    I love how they thought it was a domestic violence situation lol

  • @Agent1W
    @Agent1W 7 лет назад +85

    3:14 The best part.

  • @markdouglas1601
    @markdouglas1601 4 года назад +6

    "Dale those were paper towels" 😂😂

  • @BuddyBoy600alt
    @BuddyBoy600alt Год назад +2

    Marge did the same thing to Homer in Trilogy of Error. This is why it's rated TV-14.

  • @zachzilla26
    @zachzilla26 4 года назад +5

    I love how Dale didn't even feel his own finger getting cut off until Hank and friends reacted

    • @funichigo
      @funichigo 2 года назад +3

      Electrician here and trust me a circular saw will do that to you yeah these things cut through metal, flesh, and bone with no resistance

  • @drodriguez3293
    @drodriguez3293 5 лет назад +9

    it’s kind of touching for hank to say “i cut off my best friends finger”

  • @CharlieBrown20XD6
    @CharlieBrown20XD6 4 года назад +4

    "And I just re read that safety manual" lol knowing Hank that was just for fun

  • @robertsides3626
    @robertsides3626 5 лет назад +14

    ...the hospital not only willingly modified a wheelchair to accommodate his smoking needs, but also let him LIGHT ONE INSIDE THE PLACE?! Do they think it's the 1950s?
    Also
    1:20 Phrasing!

    • @101Volts
      @101Volts 3 года назад

      I can't speak for Texas, but the show starts in 1997. Public Smoking _was_ still a thing that year in cafeterias, at least for Monroeville Mall, but it was pretty close to the end. I was there, eating pretzels in 1996 - 1997.

  • @Pete-uk9gn
    @Pete-uk9gn 5 лет назад +7

    2:51 I love what Bill admits here

  • @gcHK47
    @gcHK47 10 месяцев назад +1

    I love how he’s using the IV bag holder to carry his cigarette!😂

  • @yacobgugsa2524
    @yacobgugsa2524 4 года назад +3

    "You seem to have a serious problem controlling your rage."

  • @ChampionDriver01
    @ChampionDriver01 Год назад +1

    "One of you can come stand near me!"
    "I'll wait till you pass that anger management class."

  • @trevormarshall8553
    @trevormarshall8553 Год назад +5

    RIP Johnny Hardwick

  • @DoubleSmackJacksSmackAttack
    @DoubleSmackJacksSmackAttack 12 лет назад +86

    I just realized at 0:04, Dale says "Hank" and just walks up holding his finger out.
    Beautiful foreshadowing...

    • @siyacer
      @siyacer 4 года назад +2

      0:04

    • @misterfitzgerald
      @misterfitzgerald 3 года назад +1

      Indeed, but he has his left-hand up. His right-hand's finger is cut off.

    • @damiananguiano5295
      @damiananguiano5295 2 года назад +2

      Not foreshadowing. Pointing a finger , has nothing to suggest or reflect it would be cut off. Maybe if like a single leaf blade flew by his finger in a cutting motion. That would be considered foreshadowing. That's just an example of foreshadowing.

  • @theN64hermit99
    @theN64hermit99 12 лет назад +63

    thats what dale gets for digging a hole under hanks house

  • @geoffreyfeinberg9792
    @geoffreyfeinberg9792 3 года назад +5

    They should've sued Dale for Damaging Hank's house. It was Dale's fault in the first place.

  • @snailsaredumb9412
    @snailsaredumb9412 4 года назад +4

    Dale's like that one guy that says "are you threatening me? I'm calling the police" when you say hi

  • @AKCDawn
    @AKCDawn 12 лет назад +16

    Ending was the best thing ever. I probably laughed more than I should have.

  • @devinpetersen2387
    @devinpetersen2387 6 лет назад +9

    Hank has great patience for not killing dale

  • @smellypatel5272
    @smellypatel5272 3 года назад +5

    The real question is why Hank stays friends with Dale even though he's a duplicitous taint.

  • @lillordakira9752
    @lillordakira9752 7 лет назад +24

    1:47 funniest part

  • @incarnateTheGreat
    @incarnateTheGreat 2 года назад +4

    The best part of this clip is that Octavio is sat next to Dale in the court room.

    • @ilikecurry2345
      @ilikecurry2345 2 года назад

      That character's name is Octavio? The only other Octavio I know of is DJ Octavio, the antagonist of the first two Splatoons.

  • @isaiahchapman7660
    @isaiahchapman7660 2 года назад +3

    This moment has been with me ever since I was a child.

  • @yuktithegreat5390
    @yuktithegreat5390 3 года назад +2

    "Objection conjecture objecture" lmfaooooooo

  • @peterparquer1873
    @peterparquer1873 4 года назад +5

    Damn, I was waiting for Hank Hill to get so fed up that he'd tell the judge,"I'm gonna kick your ass!"😅😁

  • @philipconrad7553
    @philipconrad7553 5 лет назад +1

    People like dale are why safety rules and warnings are needed

  • @happyjester55
    @happyjester55 7 лет назад +107

    *OBJECTURE*