The BEST WORST Rap Verses
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Sometimes rap is the best, sometimes it's the worst, sometimes you just gotta laugh at somebody saying "grocery bag". Between Drake, Giggs and KMT, to Jay-Z's Girls Girls Girls, to A$AP Ferg on Ghetto Symphony, to Nas and Thank God I Found You, The Game on Martians vs. Goblins, and the whole Young Money crew, including Lil Wayne, Nicki Minaj, and Drake on Bedrock, here's some silly stuff. Hope it made you laugh (or smile) (or exhale softly).
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“And I get her…grocery bag”
He could’ve said, “I got her n*gga, and Weezy put her on the map.”
Copyright strike this comment. somebody. quick
everytime I heard that, I was left flabbergasted and confused
OOH BABY
Classic TitS episode.
I can't express to you how much a lot of British people love that Giggs verse and especially when he says "batman, danananana"
The way @AlfoMedia doesn't understand jerky is far more indicative of the lack of respect UK rappers have in the USA.
Oh we love that part 😂😂😂
I've seen so many people lose it to that bar. Usually me
"Jerky" is also a way of moving in which you abruptly stop and start, kind of like twitching.
Kanye verse “ none of us would be here without cum” is still the best silly bad verse ever xD.
poopity scoop
is he wrong tho?
My all-time favorite line has to be from the Three 6 Mafia classic Sippin on Some Syrup.
"
We eat so many shrimp,
I got iodine poisoning
"
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☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️
this comes in my mind multiple times a day
Kanye's verse in the This Ain't A Scene, It's An Arms Race is the most Kanye guest verse ever.
Imagine Kanye making a verse with the only material he had being the song name and a picture of the band.
That verse always has me dying laughing lmfao
Kanye's verse is completely hilarious. Mf admits in the verse that he doesn't know what is the song about 💀
He rhymes fall out boy with Ball out boy, that's a goated shitty bar
@@nateds7326 don't forget Nuts Hang All out boy
“fell in love with the pen started fucking the ink” - rick ross
Common's verse on Get Em High is just incredible, "Real rappers is hard to find like a remote, control rap is out of" is just wild
Side note I don't think anyone caught about girls girls girls, when Jay-Z goes over the types of chicken for the girls, he says CURRY chicken for the Indian girl, we just establish was native American 😂 nobody ever points that out
I think he is saying he doesn't know what kind of Indian when he said what tribe she with, red dot (Asian) or feather (American)
That whole song was badly racist
One of my favorite bad verses comes from Red by IDK, Westside Gunn, Jay Electronica and MF Doom.
Jay's verse at the end has him suddenly spitting antivaxx rhetoric and not trusting Dr. Fauci. Then by the time you're processing what the hell he's just said, the song abruptly ends.
This has been the strangest ending to a song I have ever heard.
I just listened and the worst part is the DOOM feature literally like ten words
I heard that song for the first time yesterday
it's satire right? i've always wondered this
@@soob5856 Jay’s also been anti-Semitic in the past, so I wouldn’t put it passed him
@@zacharywoloszynski4258 on that note Jay Electronica has another poorly aged feature on Chance the Rapper's "How Great"
It feels really weird listening to a rapper preach how great God is only to see him switch sides years later
Waka Flocka on Wild Boy from MGK is easily my favourite bad verse. What makes it better is in the music video he says he doesn't think he's a good rapper. I still listen to it today, and it never stops being fun
I unoironically love batman, da-na-na-na-nah. I've never questioned it, never doubted it, it's always been true and perfect to me
ASAP Ferg's cookies is going to be stuck in my head forever now, thanks for that.
Giggs verses are like that most of the time, no rapper is similar to him at all and he’s an absolute legend for that
LMAO hearing you read the Giggs lyrics is hilarious coming from a Brit. Giggs a legend. Jerky means twitchy lol.
That verse was the best part of KMT
Future on King's dead is a great example of this. He was on a track with Kendrick and decided to go with "ladidadida, slob on me knob"
Chitty chitty bang, murder everythang
That part always makes me cringe badly 😖
“Chew on me like fresh grapes” - Missy Elliot
Wanna hear a full version of Alfo singing that Bed rock chorus
I think the lil wayne soccer line may have actually been about soccer DRILLs which have pacer-test like running around cones to get breath control and pacing trained. if u watch soccer practices you'll see like 10 kids going back and forth sometimes, at least in my school this was how they were trained
Giggs has used that Batman line twice lol. It's also in Man Don't Care by JME
Girls Girls Girls to pretty much any track on 4:44 (except for that ONE line on Story of OJ that's a little bit antisemitic, most likely unintentionally) is truly a redemption arc
This could be a video about half of Young Thug discog to be honest
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 for real that nigga says the most random shit and but it works 😂😂😂
“White girl” has been slang for cocaine since the the 1930’s I believe.
“Cause the same people that tried to black ball me
Forgot about two things, my black balls”-Kanye west gorgeous
Alfo, why aren't you on nebula? I keep wanting to hear the music while you're talking and it sucks it's not playing.
Watch a video of Giggs performing KMT in England. If you’re from the US, you wouldn’t get the colloquialisms or references.
to understand the madness of batman da na na da na you gotta listen to man dont care by jme, theres not really anything extra that makes it a hard line but it just is, its grime and its the line between drill and goofy
congrats mate, im now gonna have asap ferg saying "COOKIES" stuck in my head
I think this is one of the many occasions to remind everyone who hasn't yet: Listen to Xzibit's body of work, at least ONCE force yourself to witness that insane development in every single aspect of rap, music, manhood, humanity, success, confidence, insecurity...the man touched on everything, has incredible poetic pieces coming out of nowhere in every track, great collabs, different styles, A BALLAD here and there, unique flow and rhythm...treat yourself to some 6 or so hours of good old fashioned gangster rap and tell me it didn't give you a vast amount of new insight and perspective...and a couple of beats and lines stuck in your head for weeks!
I respect the video but kepa is shocking
y’all gotta stop disrespecting the grocery bag smh 🤦🏾♂️
Word bruh . Thats top tier lyricism
Name dropping goalies had me like.... huh?🤣🤣👊 fkn Brill man, like a scrape pad.... something about krill, i don't know, i can't even write poetry
Bro didn't even mention Kanye Wests E.T. feature, that whole verse was trash lmao
lol you should listen to acid souljah if u wanna hear funny rap lyrics
I love Giggs’ verse on KMT tbf
You from the uk cause only us uk niggas fuck with that verse 😂😂😂
@@willardmatsaudza3101 It’s easier to love him when you’ve heard Talkin Da Hardest and his older shit lmao nowadays his stuff dont hold up but i still like how smooth he spits, laid back.
@@TheWheelsMaster exactly that’s why I asked if you are from the uk we know what giggs means to the scene so we allow his later verses and take them for what they are no one looking for bars just flow and vibe 🤣🤣🤣 but he’s still a legend
@@willardmatsaudza3101 Yeah his pen game is lacking crazy, and he does himself dirty cos he’ll have songs with Ghetts or Dave and he just approaches the writing way differently. Like on Crud you got Ghetts going off, and Giggs saying “Slapped up shakey. Wake him up, wakey wakey” 💀
@@TheWheelsMaster 🤣🤣🤣🤣 that wakey wakey bar fam the first time I heard that I was like wtf whilst ghetts is barring off so much but you gotta allow him 🤣🤣
IDK if your observation of a Girls, Girls, Girls as a “Comedy Central” roast is INCREDIBLY POIGNANT, ironically accurate when coupled with the long debated question “could Eddie murphy’s come out today?”
Fuck it….🚩 iNeed booth review (1:44)
as a Sonic fan the Drake sample is a surprise, but then I remember that machine girl, Michael Jackson and Kellin Quinn are somehow related with sonic music
Ive been bunging your channel. I really enjoy the topic of music, spread out over different genres. I also like your approach to every video, in the sense that its mostly satire and fun. Good content.
Funny thing is,this what actually became of Drake's rapping(best-worst)
I have a vague recollection of that last song and i never really paid attention to what it was about but i was convinced he got her a bag of groceries and was announcing this with a great deal of pride.
Big Sean BETTER be on this list! I STG
Liked for the unexpected Kepa and Pirlo reference.
Tru - I Always Feel Like
2nd verse by Silk The Shocker
shout out to Jay Rock (he gotta go get it, he gotta go get it, he gotta go get it, he gotta go get it)
Bro sound like a whole hater talkin bout the girls girls girls verse
Was not expecting Kepa Arrizabalaga to get a shoutout in this video 😂, he’s a legend though
If gudda gudda ain’t on here…
did lil wayne watch a 2015 football match before writing his verse in the 2009 song bedrock? we’ll never know
a great example of this is watsky’s exquisite corpse (or any of his other silly songs)
God the MLS reference, love it
Dope pic of the comedy cellar
Hahaha I could tell you were on the verge of cracking up laughing when reading some of these.
Have to look up multiple songs to play along with this info, 2/10 format
call me a younging but man Jay Z is one of the corniest rappers i've heard
How can you not understand fingers being jerky means shooting people
Pirlo's old. Shout out to you for knowing how to pronounce kepas last name tho
Girls girls girls was actually released on 9/11, not slightly after
Love your content man keep up the good work😃👍🏿
Do more videos roasting the comments, this was hilarious
Jay-Z has so many corny verses, I could never understand why people would ever consider him the GOAT.
11:14 😭😭
Andrea Pirlo is such a G 😂 love to see him shouted out here
Yeah but I mean ghetto symphony goes hard tho
Kepa usually runs on to the pitch tho
What are your thoughts on yachty album
Batman danananaahh
GIGGS DID THE BATMAN GAG ON KMT TOO???? THAT'S TWICE. HE DID IT ON MAN DON'T CARE BY JME HOW DID HE GET AWAY WITH IT TWICE??????
‘Everyone’s suits the same colour as Batman’s’
What were they cooking 🤔
7:46 this line will be with me for the rest of my life
Pockets on shrek, rockets on deck
need a 2nd part of this
SWIMMING IN THE MONEY COME AND FIND ME, NEMO.
Yo jay was spittin
i dislike this
2:54 jerky means like twitchy
Lol I love the random soccer rant
Now if I…
Love your vids
Hey alfo!
Hi
"Pick a side, pick a side..."...drake
Leave their past lyrics alone...they wrote the soundtrack to your life...are you mad at them or your life?
I can’t believe your trying to cancel Jay Z’s best song. You should be cancelled. When he’s joking about the African chick he’s giving a nod to arguably one of the most iconic sets in the history of stand up. Jay Z is a misogynistic persona nobody has ever had a problem with that except you apparently.
Yeah man that shit's fucking funny. I'm not putting it on all the time, but it slaps when you're vibing with the boys.
@@unoriginal_name7091 Yea you’re black for sure. That’s why you don’t like Tom or Tekashi
@@unoriginal_name7091 your right it is funny. I don’t see why anyone would take it seriously.
Teakshi and Tom don’t make bad music at all 🤨
They both suck. 69's music is dumb shouty flexing by a convicted pedophile. Tom MacDonald doesn't even make songs, he just lists dumb conservative talking points from 2015 in a monotonous flow. He's not "speaking the truth" or "calling out" anyone, he's a Fox News sycophant with all the depth of a damp floor.
@@unoriginal_name7091 teakshi is actually fire and is pretty original in his own right. He really brought in the new wave emo / screamo rap… and apart from even his trap rap he has pretty fun and good songs with Manuel AA, nicki minaj, pnb rock, etc… that aren’t just “a pedlphile screaming” as you so dumbly put it 😂. Lmao teakshi was 1 year out of high school when he slept with a freshman. Big whoop.
And I just ran back “fake woke” for you too, funny how you say he’s not speaking the truth or calling out anyone when you’re exactly the person he’s calling out. Literally in another comment you said “fuck it it’s funny idc that jayz is misogynistic it slaps in the car with the boys” I wouldn’t really expect you to have a working functioning brain to listens to toms
Music with 😂 and don’t bother responding to me because I can’t deal with people like you. So absolutely lost. Have a great life being a lost little boy
Bait
Are you joking? Based on your profile picture, you've a good taste in hip-hop. You must be joking.
@@johngerygooz3251 my thoughts exactly nobody with a Madvillainy pfp would say this unless he was tryna start a flame war
Why are people mad that drake copied xxx rapping style? Rappers have using other people's music in their "songs" for years. So I don't see how this is any different.
Because there’s a difference between an honorable nod to another artist, and using another artist’s style to further your own career. It’s a fine line, but it’s a line. This happened with jazz too, it’s not new
Why is the word “songs” in quotes?
@@kionnakelly2918 It doesn’t make sense
The word songs is quotes makes you look dumb
@@boejudden9011 Sure, but at the end of the day you weren't talented enough to make something that is your own.
gunplay was the one sounding goofy, you said ferg
Allow it 🤷🏾♂️