It actually says "This is a dynamic list and may never be able to satisfy particular standards for completeness. You can help by adding missing items with reliable sources." now lol.
Unfortunately they removed that bit for some reason. Like how they removed the "not to be confused with great britain" from the north Atlantic garbage heap's article. I'm British and I think it is a confusion all too easy to make
8:44 No, they did not have better skin. It's just that, historically, portraits were a luxury only the richest could afford and being rich also meant you had more time and money to pamper yourself. Early portraiture drawn by prestigious artists was so precious that some nobles could only afford to commission one (large painting) in their whole lives, and so it was usually to commemorate an important event or another. Today we use photoshop to hide our imperfections but back then they would ask the artist to give them a more flattering (or imposing!) look, because the intent was to preserve their image (and memory) for the ages.
I actually checked out the original post of the "evicting a tenant because they got pregnant" and it's way less cut and dry than the title makes it seem, OP was basically leasing a room in their home and didn't want to live with the eventual baby, gave her 6 months to find alternative housing and actively helped her search and waived her rent for those 6 months so she could save to move.
That sounds really kind, and is most definitely, but also it shows how much they didn't want to live with a baby, which is fair but still pretty hilarious
Yeah I wouldn't want to live with a baby either. Those things tend to stumble upon the bodies in the basement. Curious little beings they are. Such a shame they're so fragile.
Yup, I hate when that happens, been there. I was having an episode one day being short of breath. Someone took the liberty of calling an ambulance. They showed up and I tried my very best to refuse it. I said I cannot afford what you're going to charge me for transporting me, (the hospital literally 5 miles away) I can have a family member take me. Well, they went into their speil and my family members made me go with them. They were all like don't worry about the cost it'll be okay. Then the Bill came in the mail. A 5 mile trip, almost $2,600. They itemized things like cost of fuel, the little electrode pads for the EKG,EEG, the amount of oxygen used, 2 - 81mg Bayer aspirin $145.00, IV needles (because EVERYONE needs them put in), etc. I got a hold of the Ambulance company and told them they were out of their minds, and they basically held me hostage. I also told them to put that bill into collections because I was not going to pay that. Finally after 2 years they stopped sending me bills. I'd hate to see what they charge for an Air Ambulance to my nearest trauma center which is over 1 1/2 by car, 20 mins by air. FFS I am old and dying. When it's my time, I'll be checking out of this shitty motel named Earth!
Respect Emkay. Not watching football and listening to 4 hour dungeons and Dragons podcast is a really me thing to do. Great video and great channel, I hope you have a good day!
3:45 Worse when the movie has useless subtitles. Such as not translating foreign languages, when the dialog doesn't bother to explain either and we are just left to interpret with the little context the on screen action might give.
If I'm ever Jack's roommate, I don't think I want to be home when he's doing his work. In fact, I'll be scared to come home and having to hear "AAAAAAAAAAAA" from his room with or without context.
5:09 Probably the guy on the right that looks like his face was accidentally altered by the Photoshop Liquify Tool and the user never caught it and saved the file after the fact
8:46 not only did they probably have pimples they they most likely had smallpox scars, but that’s not in the painting, because they told the painter “make me look flawless “ “it’s your money” it was the 200 years ago equivalent of Instagram filters.
One reason why people might sniff themselves is that it calms us to have a familiar smell around. Not sure whether that's quackery or not, don't take my word for it.
Idk why this video reminded me of this, but in my hometown there’s a strip club called Heartbreakers and, fun fact, there’s a church LITERALLY right down the street from it, and so for as long as I can remember there’s been a billboard ad above Heatbreakers, the strip club, saying “Jesus heals the broken hearted”
imagine if a cow's udders fired out milk like a machine gun and the cow was posing like a supermodel in a magazine while the cow was firing its milk like a machine gun
@@linainverse9369 that's a bad idea the owner of Warner discovery is an idiot and he's trying to get rid of every new and old IP owned by Warner discovery as a tax evasion I don't think you should trust adult swim anymore your next best bet is Paramount plus and comedy Central
I paused to laugh at the "Lauren bobs her head up and down underneath the desk says." After the three to four minute wheezing session I continue the video. After the actually text was reveled I believe I may have momentarily died from the unstoppable wave of wheeze like laughs that endlessly assaulted me. God that was too much 😂 😵
14:04 I introduce to you… that one British dude that makes Minecraft videos and the guy every girl want but can’t have… Wilbur soot! btw to those who didn’t get how that was accidental comedy it’s because Wilbur is 6’5 :)
"It-'s so cold... I don't think I will be able to make it.." 3941 tried to make it to cover, but he was slowly being destroyed by the rain. "I'll miss you.. 3942, 3141..." ( CLANK! ) his visor was dangling by a thread, part of his body was exposed. That just made it worse, because rain could get inside his wires and could really screw him up bad. (ikr you learned that in 2nd grade or 1st hehe) 3941 felt a sharp pain in his side, but he kept going. He couldn't stop now. Not yet. "Almost ther-re" "I am sorry I was so annoying.. I-I gues-s I dese-rve it, no one really likes me. " 3941 felt a zap. His voice box got ruined by all the rain. Then he blacked out... | . - STRIKE! ZAP - . | "Kh-" his visor went blank, lightning had struck him, and he was split in half. A mix of blood and oil spread onto the grass. Why couldn't he listen to 3942!? "I guess I was just a little crybaby.. I'm sorry... But now I can see mother.." 3941 tried to smile. No one looked for him, no one found him. "I'm such a failure! I couldn't even kill [CLASSIFIED]!" Now, tears filled his eyes as he dropped to the ground. | . - SNAP! - . | A twig next to him snapped, and he saw a black cat. It was unnaturally familiar... Or was this just déjà vu? No, he remembered it clearly now. It was not one of his friends, it was the one who [CLIP CUTS OUT]... "You little [CENSORED], just because I am small doesn't mean that I am weak, but before I do that, how did you die?" [CLASSIFIED WORDS] 3941 lunged onto [CLASSIFIED], and bit deep into their neck. They managed to cut part of their ear off with a swift, and deep slash. He was angry. Very angry. "I AM GOING TO CUT YOUR THROAT, YOU [CENSORED]" "01000111 01101111 01101111 01100100 01100010 01111001 01100101 00101110, 00110011 00111001 00110100 00110010"
4:53 ummm actually there is a band from uruguay called "el cuarteto de nos" (the nos quartet) that has 5 members since lead guitarrist Riki Musso abandoned the group and was replaced by 2 musicians
I use a wheelchair and, seriously, the punchline of the post at 14:59 was one of those moments that catches you so unexpectedly that you can't help totally cracking up! Thank you for the laugh dude
10:00 TheSimpsons might have predicted things. I mean Lots of stuff were from there. Or did some time Traver just did the show to warn us from some disaster but ended up to do it for Entertainment.
@7:12 Well, because we have strong gun laws intruders don’t come in armed. They wait until the house is empty. And IF someone run into them they run away. 😅
12:38 my city released a printable snitch form for littering. They told us to write down the tag and turn it in at the LPD, like anonymous word of mouth gone fly in court. Our LPs marry RNs and talk shop to all they Bible groups around here, with an “in Jesus name” and don’t feel bad about it. Only one that’ll try to throw down is the trashy toothless grannies and me-maws. I thought that snitch form was a joke, but ya know there’s some people out here writing every name on their show list on that thing, like a formal dissertation.
I was at a store, and I saw a phone case called “Barely Visible” and someone stole the actual case, so I spent like 5 minutes looking at it, just to realize the case isn’t there
1:46 I am the Eggman! It's what I am. I am the Eggman! With the master plan. I am the Eggman! It's what I am. I am the Eggman! With the master, master plaaaaaaan! I AM THE EGGMAAAAAAAN!!
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6:40 Wikipedia saw this joke on the list of serial killers and ADDED "please don't expand the list by killing people" to the article
Really? What article is this?
It actually says "This is a dynamic list and may never be able to satisfy particular standards for completeness. You can help by adding missing items with reliable sources." now lol.
Unfortunately they removed that bit for some reason.
Like how they removed the "not to be confused with great britain" from the north Atlantic garbage heap's article. I'm British and I think it is a confusion all too easy to make
[Almost dies]
[Gets hospital bills]
[Dies because he tried to pay them]
Hospital:
- Hah, skill issue.
get gud lol
this is why europe is better
we have free life forever! an unlimited free trial of life!
@@afewofmycommentsarecringy.8646 Nah it's not free but compared to america it seems so.
@user-dp5zq8rc9h oh the dude disappeared apparently.
Thanks Jack for letting us know you clapped by slapping your chest like a seal
i read this before watching the video and now i’m in anticipation the whole video until he does it and it’s gonna be a jump scare
ahahahahaha
Vital knowledge right there
8:44
No, they did not have better skin. It's just that, historically, portraits were a luxury only the richest could afford and being rich also meant you had more time and money to pamper yourself.
Early portraiture drawn by prestigious artists was so precious that some nobles could only afford to commission one (large painting) in their whole lives, and so it was usually to commemorate an important event or another. Today we use photoshop to hide our imperfections but back then they would ask the artist to give them a more flattering (or imposing!) look, because the intent was to preserve their image (and memory) for the ages.
The more things change the more they stay the same, I guess.
I actually checked out the original post of the "evicting a tenant because they got pregnant" and it's way less cut and dry than the title makes it seem, OP was basically leasing a room in their home and didn't want to live with the eventual baby, gave her 6 months to find alternative housing and actively helped her search and waived her rent for those 6 months so she could save to move.
That sounds really kind, and is most definitely, but also it shows how much they didn't want to live with a baby, which is fair but still pretty hilarious
Yeah I wouldn't want to live with a baby either. Those things tend to stumble upon the bodies in the basement. Curious little beings they are. Such a shame they're so fragile.
@@aname6794 what the fuck
Nice pfp
The God voice saying "O-M-Me!" Really got me
Jack singing bits
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You got a bit tired to finish but didn’t want to erase the whole comment
11:45
@@tomas_iss7469 I do it as I'm watching the video
Thanks
@@caitlinabbott7895 oh, well that’s smart
Yup, I hate when that happens, been there. I was having an episode one day being short of breath. Someone took the liberty of calling an ambulance. They showed up and I tried my very best to refuse it. I said I cannot afford what you're going to charge me for transporting me, (the hospital literally 5 miles away) I can have a family member take me. Well, they went into their speil and my family members made me go with them. They were all like don't worry about the cost it'll be okay. Then the Bill came in the mail. A 5 mile trip, almost $2,600. They itemized things like cost of fuel, the little electrode pads for the EKG,EEG, the amount of oxygen used, 2 - 81mg Bayer aspirin $145.00, IV needles (because EVERYONE needs them put in), etc. I got a hold of the Ambulance company and told them they were out of their minds, and they basically held me hostage. I also told them to put that bill into collections because I was not going to pay that. Finally after 2 years they stopped sending me bills. I'd hate to see what they charge for an Air Ambulance to my nearest trauma center which is over 1 1/2 by car, 20 mins by air. FFS I am old and dying. When it's my time, I'll be checking out of this shitty motel named Earth!
They have the _worst_ housekeeping staff. Most of them don't even care.
12:00 Is there a subreddit for _accidental_ accidental comedy? Because that was just perfect.
5:25 Jack sound way too much like Disney's Chicken Little in this and that feels appropriate considering the thumbnail
14:07 I was NOT expecting to see Wilbur Soot there. It was a surprise to be sure, but a welcome one.
Same here bro
Respect Emkay. Not watching football and listening to 4 hour dungeons and Dragons podcast is a really me thing to do. Great video and great channel, I hope you have a good day!
3:45 Worse when the movie has useless subtitles. Such as not translating foreign languages, when the dialog doesn't bother to explain either and we are just left to interpret with the little context the on screen action might give.
If I'm ever Jack's roommate, I don't think I want to be home when he's doing his work. In fact, I'll be scared to come home and having to hear "AAAAAAAAAAAA" from his room with or without context.
0:50
First they take our pockets and now they want to take the function of our arms?!
At 4:22 I think it's the first BTD 6 reference I've seen in Emkay video
Cant wait for my recommendations to be filled with tewity vids now
this subreddit makes me rethink life
Same
same
same
English class left me fucked up
my life makes me think rethink life
5:09 Probably the guy on the right that looks like his face was accidentally altered by the Photoshop Liquify Tool and the user never caught it and saved the file after the fact
11:50 I know it’s supposed to be a joke but for real Jack has a nice singing voice
It's probably the best singing I've heard in a while 😂
@@mks8013 haha yeah
8:46 not only did they probably have pimples they they most likely had smallpox scars, but that’s not in the painting, because they told the painter “make me look flawless “ “it’s your money” it was the 200 years ago equivalent of Instagram filters.
11:47 I'm sorry, was he singing heatwaves by glass animals at the same time as wonderwall?
Yes, and it is glorious
One reason why people might sniff themselves is that it calms us to have a familiar smell around. Not sure whether that's quackery or not, don't take my word for it.
Jack singing is one of my reasons why I wake up
Jack's various noises and voices give me life.
Idk why this video reminded me of this, but in my hometown there’s a strip club called Heartbreakers and, fun fact, there’s a church LITERALLY right down the street from it, and so for as long as I can remember there’s been a billboard ad above Heatbreakers, the strip club, saying “Jesus heals the broken hearted”
5:32 good work 👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍
"How to get a Segway scooter for free"
Just play happy wheels and if people complain complain about your legs
5:43 OMG IT'S THE FIRST TIME I'M EVER FEATURED ON EMKAY
Yeah, you just gotta post on their most used subs the day they release a video, 2 weeks later it may get in when they make another
👍
God aggressively yelling "OMMe" is such a mood.
i love the little acapella performances :D
I always watch stuff with subtitles. I'm always curious what the deaf people are in for, because sometimes the subtitles don't match the voice acting
imagine if a cow's udders fired out milk like a machine gun and the cow was posing like a supermodel in a magazine while the cow was firing its milk like a machine gun
That sounds oddly suggestive
@@linainverse9369 if you want you can make an adult cartoon about it The adventures of mommy milkers the gun cow supermodel
@@brandongovreau9218 I bet adult swim would pay handsomely for new IPs
@@linainverse9369 that's a bad idea the owner of Warner discovery is an idiot and he's trying to get rid of every new and old IP owned by Warner discovery as a tax evasion I don't think you should trust adult swim anymore your next best bet is Paramount plus and comedy Central
@@brandongovreau9218 maybe Fox would accept it
I paused to laugh at the "Lauren bobs her head up and down underneath the desk says." After the three to four minute wheezing session I continue the video. After the actually text was reveled I believe I may have momentarily died from the unstoppable wave of wheeze like laughs that endlessly assaulted me. God that was too much 😂 😵
Thank you for posting a funny Reddit video like this! Y’all rule EmKay👏⭐️
14:04
I introduce to you… that one British dude that makes Minecraft videos and the guy every girl want but can’t have… Wilbur soot!
btw to those who didn’t get how that was accidental comedy it’s because Wilbur is 6’5 :)
6:03 and I thought having the alert message "Your equation has too many letiables" in my program way back when was an epic fail.
9:06
W h e r e a r e m y
b a l l s , J o h n ?
7:15 Battle axe. Got one hanging on my bedroom wall. There are weapons other than guns.
2:40 r/redneckengineering has been confirmed to exist. Release the Lexikitty!
7:19
My father, who has never cared for firearms, has the great motto of "anything is a weapon if you put enough imagination behind it."
Modern fencing at work!
The Svaeder Brothers Quartet.... welp that was a fun rabbit hole to dive into!
God: "O M me"
I loved that
At 0:18 the captions say music when he smacks his lips 😭
Wow. That British publisher really ctrl+effed up
0:26 if i say just “off the table” it feels like my voicebox is being sentenced to death just for saying it like that
3:22 IT'S THAT OLD!! Dang that means I'm old. :(
The bird factory to KFC business model is genius, goodbye guys I’m going into business now 😎
Bro calm down is too early
I have a serious distaste for you as a person
That rendition of wonderwall is ethereal
I chuckled hard when u began singing it reminded me of the Phineas and Ferb thing
4:28 hey it's bloons
5:16 ah the thing is, one of them is A D O P T E D
The KFC joke at the beginning also had another joke... Don't let the village idiot put up your sign: "There back."
Trade my younger brother for pancakes? What a great deal.
everydsy i wake up and remember how jack pronounced charles leclerc's name
Huh
@@Goofy_therian charles leclerc is a french name, pronounced 'shar licklair'
sorry for the confusion
@@ElliDiscussesDrama oh ok
"It-'s so cold... I don't think I will be able to make it.." 3941 tried to make it to cover, but he was slowly being destroyed by the rain. "I'll miss you.. 3942, 3141..." ( CLANK! ) his visor was dangling by a thread, part of his body was exposed. That just made it worse, because rain could get inside his wires and could really screw him up bad. (ikr you learned that in 2nd grade or 1st hehe) 3941 felt a sharp pain in his side, but he kept going. He couldn't stop now. Not yet. "Almost ther-re" "I am sorry I was so annoying.. I-I gues-s I dese-rve it, no one really likes me. " 3941 felt a zap. His voice box got ruined by all the rain. Then he blacked out...
| . - STRIKE! ZAP - . |
"Kh-" his visor went blank, lightning had struck him, and he was split in half. A mix of blood and oil spread onto the grass. Why couldn't he listen to 3942!? "I guess I was just a little crybaby.. I'm sorry... But now I can see mother.." 3941 tried to smile. No one looked for him, no one found him. "I'm such a failure! I couldn't even kill [CLASSIFIED]!" Now, tears filled his eyes as he dropped to the ground.
| . - SNAP! - . |
A twig next to him snapped, and he saw a black cat. It was unnaturally familiar... Or was this just déjà vu? No, he remembered it clearly now. It was not one of his friends, it was the one who [CLIP CUTS OUT]... "You little [CENSORED], just because I am small doesn't mean that I am weak, but before I do that, how did you die?" [CLASSIFIED WORDS] 3941 lunged onto [CLASSIFIED], and bit deep into their neck. They managed to cut part of their ear off with a swift, and deep slash. He was angry. Very angry. "I AM GOING TO CUT YOUR THROAT, YOU [CENSORED]" "01000111 01101111 01101111 01100100 01100010 01111001 01100101 00101110, 00110011 00111001 00110100 00110010"
Amazing story.
0:20 actually have an answer for this. They do it to learn about their surroundings and to see what the said item/thing will do. It’s how they learn.
Might want to move that time stamp back to 0:20
@@litterallyjustwater true true
9:34 Thanks?
(This Always On Camera is starting to concern me)
1:38 nah I like my pancakes salty
There's a reason they only use boys
6:25 that semi truck impression should not be all that funny, but I find it hilarious beyond belief
12:34 my favorite part.
11:42 i like his singing
4:53 ummm actually there is a band from uruguay called "el cuarteto de nos" (the nos quartet) that has 5 members since lead guitarrist Riki Musso abandoned the group and was replaced by 2 musicians
I use a wheelchair and, seriously, the punchline of the post at 14:59 was one of those moments that catches you so unexpectedly that you can't help totally cracking up! Thank you for the laugh dude
I found my new favorite subreddit lol
I'm sorry,
*CHESTICLES?!?!?!*
WAIT THE ONE AT 6:13 WAS MY POST LMAO I kinda MADE IT INTO A VID
CHESTICLES THANK YOU
1:52 pffft.
7:30 cast iron is really expensive
15:15 To be fair, they are adding an additional occupant who's not listed on the lease...
occutrousers*
Hey every awesome person at the emkay headquarters, happy new year ♥️
11:29, well It's all up in your face what do expect
I love when Jack says it is "Jacking Time" and then jacks all over the place
10:00 TheSimpsons might have predicted things. I mean Lots of stuff were from there.
Or did some time Traver just did the show to warn us from some disaster but ended up to do it for Entertainment.
hi hope you see this and have a nice day
0:05 why he singing the Nightman riff tho?
0:44 Captain underpants lives in there
0:17 Did anyone else find their eyes immediately draw to "There Back"?
I stopped taking journalism seriously after the sun made the article “snowflake students say the monster in frankenstein is a victim”
I believe that people do in fact read, but they have no basic comprehension of what they're reading.
Yea it's really funny what people will think is considered news
1:41 is engineer from tf2
Kratos be like: 1:26
I love wonderwall and you made my day singing that.
@7:12 Well, because we have strong gun laws intruders don’t come in armed. They wait until the house is empty. And IF someone run into them they run away. 😅
12:50 Cyberpunk 2077 in the making right here
Interrogating a cat doesn't seem to be working, he keeps complimenting my chest
14:39 Indeed, Jack.
People who spew the "Go Woke Go Broke" bs are more often than not extremely bitter sad little men
Me, a deltarune player and enjoyer hearing Lancer in the background: *LISTENS INTENSELY*
12:38 my city released a printable snitch form for littering. They told us to write down the tag and turn it in at the LPD, like anonymous word of mouth gone fly in court.
Our LPs marry RNs and talk shop to all they Bible groups around here, with an “in Jesus name” and don’t feel bad about it. Only one that’ll try to throw down is the trashy toothless grannies and me-maws. I thought that snitch form was a joke, but ya know there’s some people out here writing every name on their show list on that thing, like a formal dissertation.
I was at a store, and I saw a phone case called “Barely Visible” and someone stole the actual case, so I spent like 5 minutes looking at it, just to realize the case isn’t there
Seeing the war thunder subreddit here makes me happy. It’s the little things in life :)
9:34 that's the reason WHY I'm sad-
3:02 has anybody noticed the time? ☠
11:28 You caught me, and I'm doing it again. I don't wanna stop!
My plans in case someone armed breaks in are, to give them my stuff and then get it back, when they get arrested.
Everyones talking about wilbur soot being here but I'm more excited about btd6 even just appearing here (4:25)
1:39 oh, boy syrup
Syrup made of boy!
1:46 I am the Eggman!
It's what I am.
I am the Eggman!
With the master plan.
I am the Eggman!
It's what I am.
I am the Eggman!
With the master, master plaaaaaaan!
I AM THE EGGMAAAAAAAN!!
I guess KFC is gonna have a variety of birds for us… kinda like ice cream I guess
4:48 Critical Role lol
1:46 it had to be eggman!!