The Worst Ways To Play Minecraft | Bearman3600

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  • Опубликовано: 27 май 2024
  • Today I take a look at some of the best reasons to fucking end it all featuring a variety of different computers, consoles, and other devices. Thank you for your patience with my uploads if you actually watch them. I often have little time to record or edit videos, so I try to spend as much time as I can working on them. This video in particular, I had a lot of problems with. There were many hiccups along the way and I think the consistency in audio and video quality is a bit here and there. I wasn't gonna upload it, but after 2 months of finding time to complete this, I'm not gonna let my time be wasted. In the future, I know how to handle these hiccups better. Please avoid these versions of Minecraft, they suck ass.
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  • @jam06
    @jam06 Месяц назад +517

    Is your name Nancy?

  • @tgirltouhou
    @tgirltouhou 2 месяца назад +1566

    the slightly calmer video game nerd

  • @ScradeCottontail
    @ScradeCottontail 2 месяца назад +3308

    This feels like if the Angry Video Game Nerd became a Minecraft fan

    • @JuisSekasi
      @JuisSekasi 2 месяца назад

      I wish someone else would do this same video, cant watch this shit, insufferable voice, that avg american kid with stuffy nose, he gives that edgy teenager who hates women and talks about andrew tate and crypto, vibes.

    • @APEOX
      @APEOX 2 месяца назад +70

      Exactly what I thought

    • @luleta1644
      @luleta1644 2 месяца назад +179

      and i kinda love it.
      its like oldschool avgn too.
      kinda lofi and grumpy

    • @NileFive
      @NileFive 2 месяца назад +78

      brown bricks
      in minecrap

    • @truestbluu
      @truestbluu 2 месяца назад +9

      angry birds!

  • @4caddit
    @4caddit Месяц назад +152

    the quite uptight interactive media enthusiast

    • @4caddit
      @4caddit Месяц назад

      i’m all for this style of video tho. keep the good fucking shit up

    • @pendragon5573
      @pendragon5573 26 дней назад +3

      Underrated

  • @antlers1385
    @antlers1385 2 месяца назад +553

    angry rant over the soft C418 piano soundtrack funny as hell. solid video

  • @thelegoboy-sq7jj
    @thelegoboy-sq7jj 2 месяца назад +1931

    Take a shot every time he says “fucking” and you’ll be dead 5 minutes into the video

    • @valedesardi6252
      @valedesardi6252 2 месяца назад +7

      😂

    • @rcpwProductions
      @rcpwProductions 2 месяца назад +271

      if vivziepop made a minecraft video

    • @RealestKinga
      @RealestKinga 2 месяца назад +134

      ​@rcpwProductions This guy is actually funny though so I can excuse it

    • @CrocoDylianVT
      @CrocoDylianVT 2 месяца назад +92

      ​@@rcpwProductions
      This guy is funny
      Vivzie is not

    • @Bulldog23636
      @Bulldog23636 2 месяца назад +15

      i didnt even notice. i spent too long in the army...

  • @renhaker
    @renhaker 3 месяца назад +1658

    You describe these versions and their platforms like a more monotone AVGN with more elaborate blunt jokes and it’s honestly funny as hell

    • @luisvazquez6774
      @luisvazquez6774 2 месяца назад +16

      That’s exactly what I was thinking

    • @S1lly13
      @S1lly13 2 месяца назад +29

      He also reminds me of avgn

    • @AluminumFusion22
      @AluminumFusion22 2 месяца назад +27

      OH MY GOD I THOUGHT THAT TOO! His ranting reminds me a lot of old-school AVGN.

    • @CarlM
      @CarlM 2 месяца назад +34

      Especially during the VR part. Made me feel a bit nostalgic. Sadly I don't think youtube will promote this very much since they have become so sensitive about swearing these past years

    • @yggdrasilsaltar
      @yggdrasilsaltar 2 месяца назад +12

      i was expecting him to say a shitload of fuck or smth

  • @reaproop17
    @reaproop17 2 месяца назад +579

    22:50 "a stupid child that needs to be kept busy while you smoke" that got me

    • @iwastherobloxianminecrafter
      @iwastherobloxianminecrafter 2 месяца назад +12

      Why is that so realistic tho. I'm looking for an in-depth explanation.

    • @theilluminati682
      @theilluminati682 2 месяца назад +13

      My neighbor friend when we were both 8 had one of those amazon tablets and oh my god, I don't know how you can get so close to describing a mother and her kid without actually describing them. Her mom didn't smoke but she was a single mom visibly annoyed that she has to take care of her kid.

    • @ShaunaJagan
      @ShaunaJagan 2 месяца назад

      literally my mom when I was young lol

    • @kmfc0
      @kmfc0 Месяц назад +1

      that quote really blends with minecraft ost

    • @ceemeck
      @ceemeck Месяц назад

      Lol same

  • @onyttig
    @onyttig Месяц назад +76

    love the dry humor on this. your calm and factual delivery of "oh my god, what a disgusting pile of shit" is absolute gold

  • @TheG_Boy
    @TheG_Boy 2 месяца назад +957

    Why is this dude so angry??? 😭

    • @kiara23422
      @kiara23422 Месяц назад +55

      Idk but I love it sm he reminds me of drew Gooden when he first started RUclips

    • @bigkaris912
      @bigkaris912 Месяц назад

      He doesn’t seem angry at all snowflake

    • @imnotabearr
      @imnotabearr Месяц назад +54

      ​@@kiara23422"It's way more fun to get mad at dumb people than it is to praise people for doing the bare minimum"
      - Grew Dooden -

    • @harriska
      @harriska Месяц назад +9

      It's fun

    • @gavinthomas3478
      @gavinthomas3478 27 дней назад +14

      He reminds me of the angry video game nerd

  • @ZardaffronTK
    @ZardaffronTK 2 месяца назад +822

    The fact that the Wii U version doesn't let you manage the inventory with the gamepad is simply baffling. So much potential that system had, only for it to not be used.

    • @SMPandanic
      @SMPandanic 2 месяца назад +52

      and if I recall correctly they showed this idea in the marketing when it was originally shown off.. I mean it's neat and I would have liked it but eh.. I still enjoyed the WII U edition anyway and still sometimes come back to it

    • @glitchystaticz
      @glitchystaticz 2 месяца назад +21

      i ALWAYS thought there shoulda been splatoon-style local co-op but alas

    • @JamieElli
      @JamieElli 2 месяца назад +32

      It's hardly alone. The Wii U was filled with games that didn't bother to add anything making use of the gamepad.

    • @cocostixgaming8119
      @cocostixgaming8119 2 месяца назад +8

      The fact that they did on 3ds though

    • @MarioMastar
      @MarioMastar 2 месяца назад +7

      It was painfully underutilized.... the Wii U in general. I feel like it was cut before it really had the chance to shine like the Dreamcast with it's online capabilities before online was even really a thing....with the PS3, Xbox 360 and Wii. While I can hope the Switch gets that second screen and PROPER touch support so it's an enhanced 3DS, I'm not really holding my breath. The patent looks promising, but the Switch already fails at being optimized for improvement (only ONE usb C port that acts as both a charging port AND input/output? I swear it was designed with spite in mind....)

  • @theonlydedo
    @theonlydedo 19 дней назад +6

    “If I had a Minecraft Let's Play for everytime Keemstar killed a dog with his car, I would have one Minecraft Let's Play”

  • @klaus.sfc01official30
    @klaus.sfc01official30 2 месяца назад +27

    So that's why updates take so long.
    They gotta port minecraft on the next version of pregnancy test.

  • @NummyGD
    @NummyGD 2 месяца назад +1780

    y’all can slander Wii U edition all you want, but the release of the Mario world was the hypest moment of my childhood

    • @user-madmax4672
      @user-madmax4672 2 месяца назад +45

      i still have it as a disc

    • @PizzaPowerXYZ
      @PizzaPowerXYZ 2 месяца назад

      ​@@user-madmax4672peak video gaming at the time

    • @vichilltime
      @vichilltime 2 месяца назад +25

      Bro fr

    • @itsericsfault
      @itsericsfault 2 месяца назад +83

      Dude I had a blast with the Wii U edition back then. I do not give a singular shit what anybody thinks

    • @_Tzer
      @_Tzer 2 месяца назад +62

      dude complaining about how big resolution is like lmao i need a block game in ultra hd 4k widescreen resolution.

  • @DE23
    @DE23 3 месяца назад +903

    The neat thing with Wii U Edition is that its basically the only legacy console editoon with a modding scene

    • @NatetheNintendofan
      @NatetheNintendofan 3 месяца назад +61

      Depressed for the shutdown I'm thinking of playing it for the last month straight I had tons of mods but there's no one to play with on it like I got this mod that lets me join random worlds so I'm thinking I'm going to just going to find a mod that lets me rename myself and I'm going to pretend I'm team avolution and I'm going to grief a bunch of people's worlds

    • @BeaNoodl3
      @BeaNoodl3 2 месяца назад +53

      The Vita version has a modding scene too

    • @miracledinner2244
      @miracledinner2244 2 месяца назад +4

      What kinds of mods?

    • @cyanidepizza
      @cyanidepizza 2 месяца назад +35

      my friend is a top speedrunner for that version.
      he recently hit 10000 hours total playtime in it.
      I’m very worried for his wellbeing.

    • @duplicake4054
      @duplicake4054 2 месяца назад +8

      @@NatetheNintendofan That's not possible

  • @sebastian69216
    @sebastian69216 2 месяца назад +37

    the angry video game teenager

    • @sebastian69216
      @sebastian69216 2 месяца назад +6

      not an insult btw this is peak content

  • @Niosai
    @Niosai 2 месяца назад +352

    The video concept alone is interesting, but your expression of utter disgust made it so much more entertaining

    • @TheSwitchBlade593
      @TheSwitchBlade593 Месяц назад +2

      ben

    • @AugAug989
      @AugAug989 Месяц назад +9

      No it made it unbearable.

    • @ceemeck
      @ceemeck Месяц назад +13

      Lmao personally I liked it, the energy was great

    • @hardVatsuki
      @hardVatsuki 12 дней назад

      @@AugAug989 womp womp

    • @sjfs231
      @sjfs231 10 дней назад +3

      @@AugAug989 unfortunate, or as a more eloquent commenter said "womp womp"

  • @urev7578
    @urev7578 3 месяца назад +3065

    I let the Dunkin’ donut s hostages I had at gunpoint go becuz I wanted to watch this video… thanks beer men 2 thousand 5 hundred

    • @Bearman3600
      @Bearman3600  3 месяца назад +635

      God is good 🙏

    • @thestonksdevil
      @thestonksdevil 2 месяца назад +136

      God is good 🙏

    • @GabePerez7050Real
      @GabePerez7050Real 2 месяца назад +35

      What

    • @GabePerez7050Real
      @GabePerez7050Real 2 месяца назад +25

      I have 10,600

    • @coflyerinc.9367
      @coflyerinc.9367 2 месяца назад +39

      By the way, the multiplayer for Wii U severs is going down on April 8th, so you still have a month to subject yourself to Minecraft Wii U servers

  • @Hansolyopeeps
    @Hansolyopeeps 2 месяца назад +168

    Fun fact, the QWERTY system was actually designed specifically for inconvenience as typewriters often got jammed because of how fast people typed.

    • @MurshOfTheUSSR
      @MurshOfTheUSSR Месяц назад +1

      was about to say lol

    • @nickfifteen
      @nickfifteen Месяц назад +24

      I hear that is an old wives tale and the keyboard layout wasn't specifically designed to be anything (note how fghjklmnop keys are still in a vaguely alphabetical order), but I'm too lazy to double check.
      You can also spell "typewriter" using only the keys on the top-row... I thought that was a neat little coincidence.

    • @Hansolyopeeps
      @Hansolyopeeps Месяц назад +1

      @@nickfifteen fair enough. I haven’t done any research.

    • @JohnathanGG
      @JohnathanGG Месяц назад

      Yeah was about to say that

    • @henryfleischer404
      @henryfleischer404 Месяц назад +8

      I'm pretty sure that's half right. I think it's designed so that when multiple keys are pressed, they're horizontally far apart, so the typewriter won't jam.

  • @RarePupper
    @RarePupper 2 месяца назад +63

    4:10 it was designed so that commonly used letters were not next to each other for the typewriter.

    • @mikedude2724
      @mikedude2724 2 месяца назад +8

      That sounds pretty convenient

    • @RarePupper
      @RarePupper 2 месяца назад +2

      @@mikedude2724 so the letters wouldn’t get stuck together often

    • @bradleylauterbach7920
      @bradleylauterbach7920 Месяц назад +1

      Yeah, so by proxy, you wouldn’t have to use the same fingers on commonly used keys, meaning you can type faster

  • @jayrony69
    @jayrony69 3 месяца назад +630

    Playing minecraft on a thinkpad from 5 years ago is better than a modern chromebook

    • @stanb1455
      @stanb1455 3 месяца назад +76

      a thinkpad from over ten years ago can still run circle around lots of chromebooks, if upgraded

    • @boltok1732
      @boltok1732 3 месяца назад +27

      a macbook from 13 years ago runs minecraft even better

    • @jayrony69
      @jayrony69 3 месяца назад +1

      @@boltok1732 I have a 2007 macbook pro, it's from 17 years ago, alow me to test your theory

    • @jayrony69
      @jayrony69 3 месяца назад

      if you upgrade it then it isn't truly running on a thinkpad from 10 years ago, it's running on an UPGRADED thinkpad from 10 years ago@@stanb1455

    • @stickfigure31
      @stickfigure31 3 месяца назад

      I'd believe it, up until last year for my laptop (I had/have a gaming Desktop as well) I daily drove a Toshiba satellite L505-s6959 with Ubuntu that originally came with Windows Vista I got for free when the original owner didn't want to replace the failed HDD. From what I could see in the video my old laptop still runs Minecraft via multimc on Linux much better and I can even play mods like tekkit.
      @boltok1732 Yeah, but two issues with that. One a macbook 2011 (from 13 years ago) is stuck on high sierra which hasn't received any security patches in the last four years (a life time in the tech world, many vulnerabilities have been found since) so I wouldn't recommend connecting one to the internet, meanwhile any wintel PCs (hp, dell, acer, thinkpads, ect) from that era and even older can run Windows 10 which is still receiving security patches (some of them you can manually install Windows 11 which will also buy you even more time). Also macbooks are just over priced for what they give you. I'm going to nerd it out because I have too much free time to be honest. A 2011 macbook would of shipped with a Core i5-2467M, 4gb of ram, and 5400rpm HDD for the steep price of $1499. While a HP EliteBook 8460p with Intel Core i5-2520M (faster CPU), 4gb, and 7200-rpm HDD (fast storage) could of been had for $999 or if you wanted 8gb of ram (Minecraft loves ram) it would be $1,199. Both launched in February of 2011 and yet the cpu of the HP is rated as 39-48% faster for less money cpu.userbenchmark.com/Compare/Intel-Core-i5-2520M-vs-Intel-Core-i5-2467M/m29vsm854 From what I understand the only think that might make the price tag of a macbook worth it is maybe it's tackpad?, but if talking about a machine to play minecraft your probably not going to use the trackpad if you can help it. Even in the after market Macs hold an unreasonably high price tag compared to equivalent wintels machines.

  • @flamingkillermc2806
    @flamingkillermc2806 3 месяца назад +625

    Graphical Disabilities 💀💀💀

  • @cynicalfrog5588
    @cynicalfrog5588 2 месяца назад +34

    A recent crap version of the game that I've played is the switch bedrock version. Even on the lowest render settings, you have a significant delay when placing blocks, and half the time, it doesn't even load other chunks. It will go and load the chunk you are standing in, and even that takes 30 seconds to a solid minute to load. The switch version of the game is straight up unplayable it doesn't even load properly. At the very least most of these versions are theoretically playable unlike the Nintendo switch Bedrock Edition.

    • @mikeyes620
      @mikeyes620 Месяц назад +4

      I used to play the switch version with my niece back in like 2020~ and it ran okay. Not good, her little switch lite was chugging but it ran well enough to be playable. Now, however is actually unplayable post caves and cliffs update. Like my worlds do not load in bad. Super frustrating that you can't even revert to old versions that ran better either so the game is just ruined.

    • @IGMH17
      @IGMH17 11 дней назад

      ​@@mikeyes620 you can revert to the first version of the game but that's unplayable too

  • @slubus
    @slubus 2 месяца назад +81

    This video is what happens when you give a call of duty veteran the task to review another game on different platforms

    • @HokutoShinkento
      @HokutoShinkento 22 дня назад +1

      you dont know avgn, and play cawadoody, youre a little babie

  • @Cashimat
    @Cashimat 3 месяца назад +249

    What’s hilarious is that Minecraft runs amazingly on Chromebook, as long as you don’t use the one they created lol. Just use the Linux feature to get the Java edition and it runs much better with better render distance albeit not perfect. But it’s actually playable really well, and my Chromebook is not high end.

    • @Bearman3600
      @Bearman3600  3 месяца назад +186

      I love that fans are better off avoiding the native version.

    • @edenengland1883
      @edenengland1883 2 месяца назад +4

      bro minecraft java runs sub 10fps at minimum render distance on chromebooks what are you on about

    • @Cashimat
      @Cashimat 2 месяца назад

      @@edenengland1883 sure perhaps on a regular very crappy Chromebook it may run really bad, but Java edition via Linux can at least run better with better hardware. My Chromebook isn’t high end but it’s good enough to have this benefit.

    • @Xhepyxopila
      @Xhepyxopila 2 месяца назад

      ​@@edenengland1883With optimization mods it runs much better

    • @mactep1
      @mactep1 2 месяца назад +32

      At that point just get rid of the cancer that is chrome os and install an actual operating system.

  • @linklink3069
    @linklink3069 3 месяца назад +233

    The 3ds version, though pretty bad, was my only way of playing minecraft for a few years, so I have put quite a lot of time into it, mostly in creative, making all sorts of redstone contraptions. It may kinda suck, but it's really charming in its suckyness.

    • @buttxr_numpty269
      @buttxr_numpty269 2 месяца назад +20

      honeslty, I love it. I have Minecraft on basically everything I have, but I ALWAYS play on 3ds, purely cuz of its charm.

    • @channel7zip
      @channel7zip 2 месяца назад +10

      i bought a 2ds XL just to try 3ds edition, yeah it has issues but it's amazing that they managed to get it onto the 3ds in any form

    • @doritostrawberries
      @doritostrawberries 2 месяца назад +6

      I recently modded my 3ds and downloaded minecraft to check it out it was entertaining for 10 minutes

    • @JaxontheOkay
      @JaxontheOkay 2 месяца назад +16

      "it's really charming in its suckyness" i feel like this aptly describes most 3ds ports. like the binding of isaac rebirth. it looks like complete ass and lags horribly when you have the most basic op synergies but it's charming. like they added a place to doodle your own isaacs on the touchscreen. that's cute

    • @KrimsonKattYT
      @KrimsonKattYT 2 месяца назад +4

      If you have a computer you could run Minecraft, especially earlier versions like 1.8.4. (the go-to version for servers) I don't know anyone who has a NEW 3DS and not a computer. And even if you don't have a PC (which is almost impossible since you need one for 99% of jobs and for school) you have a phone which can play Minecraft far better than the 3DS can.

  • @yarikzhiga
    @yarikzhiga 2 месяца назад +19

    *Raspberry Pi edition joined the game*

    • @TheOneAndOnLEE.
      @TheOneAndOnLEE. 22 дня назад +3

      I played that one once it’s worse than all of these lol

    • @undefinedCat
      @undefinedCat 22 дня назад +1

      ​@@TheOneAndOnLEE.it's fine as a port that was made in like a month plus the python api

  • @thegreatBarbossa
    @thegreatBarbossa 2 месяца назад +20

    Bro swears so much I thought this video was written by Vivziepop

  • @unlikelyvee
    @unlikelyvee 3 месяца назад +171

    "managed to snag everything before it went down" aggressively winks at camera

    • @unlikelyvee
      @unlikelyvee 3 месяца назад +10

      Also shout out to your keyboard coverage

  • @romabu2041
    @romabu2041 3 месяца назад +234

    Is this guy a hoarder, how does he has all this archaic pieces of hardware

    • @mactep1
      @mactep1 2 месяца назад +94

      Half of these devices are POS nobody wants, you can get most for pretty cheap.

    • @Axel5550
      @Axel5550 2 месяца назад +10

      Techies and junk rats make the world go 'round, man

    • @lexsombersunrise
      @lexsombersunrise 2 месяца назад +5

      3DS was wildly popular, and the WiiU is fairly affordable secondhand, as for the other stuff I have no idea

    • @MarioMastar
      @MarioMastar 2 месяца назад +4

      Based on what he said about the Amazon gen 3 device, I think he ordered them and is planning to return them after he finishes the review. "time to take it back to Amazon..."

    • @MarioMastar
      @MarioMastar 2 месяца назад

      @@lexsombersunriseWii U was great for large families like mine. A way for everyone to play around a big screen using what we already had from the Wii. The Switch though is far too expensive for families as everyone needs thier own console and their own copy of the games like the handhelds, but rather than being hand held prices ($200 for the consoles, $30-$40 for the games) they're the cost of HD home consoles ($300 to $350 for the console, $60 for the game) and a whopping $80 for the controller, 4x the cost of controllers previously! Couple that with paid online, no backwards compatibility and the awkawrd way to play multiplayer for a portable console (expensive at home) and I really don't see why or how the Switch is superior. but alas... gamers bought 6 of them to pander on youtube.

  • @JustDevon1
    @JustDevon1 2 месяца назад +9

    I’ve never seen someone so passionately angry about bad Minecraft ports

  • @wolfy6631
    @wolfy6631 10 дней назад +3

    Seeing shit censored with tags gave me Roblox PTSD

  • @nathanlamaire
    @nathanlamaire 3 месяца назад +91

    Minecraft New 3DS despite being a lackluster, it is a techical masterpiece. The game runs on the device that has no business running it. It's a decent entry for what it offers and after this version, your experience will only get better from there. I couldn't blame this version to much unless you come from PC and then jump into 3DS, which is totally fair.

    • @UniqueNick
      @UniqueNick 2 месяца назад +6

      When I was in the hospital for a few weeks the 3ds version was a lifesaver. I had a dozen other games on the same unit too so it was just convenient.

    • @idiotically-everything
      @idiotically-everything 2 месяца назад

      Yeah. It is a pretty terrible version, but it is fascinating and I enjoy playing it occasionally for the novelty of it

    • @idiotically-everything
      @idiotically-everything 2 месяца назад +1

      The true shit version is the Nintendo Switch version

    • @jasonsudeikis26
      @jasonsudeikis26 Месяц назад

      I'd say the same thing, albeit less so, about PS3 version. With all its updates, the PS3 struggles when I play my old worlds. Woodland mansions even after the chunk is loaded have pop in (one even caught fire for no reason), yet the game still presses on without crashing. Never crashed once on PS3. More than I can say for the PS4 version (bedrock, obviously lmao). People can harp on 3DS all they want, but it's still minecraft, and still fun. Even this guy went easy on it.
      Ps. Love the pfp. Miss those android cats.

  • @yoshinatsu
    @yoshinatsu 3 месяца назад +273

    Just a sidenote. The QWERTY keyboard layout was not designed for convenience.
    It was designed so that typewriter typebars wouldn't hit each other.

    • @__Monke__
      @__Monke__ 3 месяца назад +108

      that sounds convenient

    • @Xodabeef
      @Xodabeef 2 месяца назад +30

      ​@@__Monke__in other words, you were supposed to type slow. that doesn't sound as convenient...

    • @__Monke__
      @__Monke__ 2 месяца назад +58

      @@Xodabeef typebars not hitting each other sounds better than the alternative

    • @hugo4it
      @hugo4it 2 месяца назад +27

      yeah it was actually designed to be intentionally inconvenient

    • @AdminHouse
      @AdminHouse 2 месяца назад +9

      Then it stuck into modern keyboards. Why? People were too used to it.

  • @ilovegarradors
    @ilovegarradors 2 месяца назад +4

    Trying to explore in Minecraft on a switch is a nightmare. Traveling by boat is apparently too fast because I will be forced to wait at the edge of unloaded chunks for up to 30 seconds just so I can go a bit furtherbefore having to wait for the switch to load chunks directly in front of me. If you want to explore and need to cross water on the switch, be prepared to wait for chunks to load every 20 blocks.

  • @MeltTheUniverse
    @MeltTheUniverse 2 месяца назад +8

    The way hes constantly insulting everything is so fucking funny

  • @jayrony69
    @jayrony69 3 месяца назад +87

    modded java vr is the best way to play vr

  • @rockyrocx234
    @rockyrocx234 3 месяца назад +40

    That Keemstar joke felt like a direct hit!

    • @ArgSel
      @ArgSel 2 месяца назад

      It was so real 🔥🔥

  • @vvvvventy
    @vvvvventy Месяц назад +4

    I used to play minecraft on kindle fire with my sister, and upon loading into absolutely anything it would get so hot my hands would burn and turn all pink

  • @avenhob1476
    @avenhob1476 Месяц назад +10

    profanity, you've earned yourself a subscribtion

    • @avenhob1476
      @avenhob1476 Месяц назад +5

      I may just be a little tipsy, but omg you actually are hilarious

    • @IneptOrange
      @IneptOrange 15 дней назад +2

      @@avenhob1476 We're all tipsy here brother

    • @saxshton
      @saxshton 8 дней назад

      @@IneptOrangei’m high

  • @mjdxp5688
    @mjdxp5688 3 месяца назад +164

    I remember back when I was a console edition only player and Minecraft Bedrock replaced the Switch console edition, it ran so badly that it was essentially unplayable. I was really pissed because they replaced a completely fine working version of the game with a buggy, unoptimized piece of trash.

    • @stremixx7176
      @stremixx7176 3 месяца назад +24

      To this day I play the switch legacy edition, but sadly I am stuck with garbagerock version if I want to play with any friends. Mojang has fallen honestly

    • @gamermapper
      @gamermapper 3 месяца назад +7

      Even tho I only started playing Minecraft on Switch very recently, I still start playing the legacy edition through modding. Works much better, and has amazing texture packs. Such a shame I can't play multiplayer, especially mini games, cuz I can't go online on a modded Switch.

    • @liv.s.
      @liv.s. 3 месяца назад +12

      it runs worse on switch than it does on my phone 💀

    • @Cashimat
      @Cashimat 3 месяца назад +11

      The switch port still sucks. You are forced to put every asset of the game into your device storage cuz if your worlds are on the SD card your game experience may be worse than the Chromebook one. I remember my main switch account was on the SD card and I hated playing it, menus were laggy af, and the game would have spike after every block that I placed or destroyed. I made a new account and for some reason the game ran perfectly. Then I realized what I had to do.

    • @newtzrcool
      @newtzrcool 2 месяца назад +19

      Bedrock on Switch pisses me off SO MUCH. It's barely functional and it's so annoying because it's not like the Switch just can't handle Minecraft. They just don't care enough to optimize it, and it's unhelped with how Bedrock already is buggy on other devices. Legacy felt like an actual game. Bedrock feels like a beta-- or something you'd play in a dream; Fake.

  • @DrKoneko
    @DrKoneko 2 месяца назад +128

    The worst way to play ever? Using a dev mode chromebook to run ubuntu 16.04 and trying to run modern java Minecraft. Thats the worst way Ive ever played.
    EDIT: Just found that Chromebook. With sodium and other performance improvement mods it actually runs better than bedrock edition.

    • @dawoodwilliams3652
      @dawoodwilliams3652 2 месяца назад +1

      Why would run Java edition on limited hardware?

    • @DrKoneko
      @DrKoneko 2 месяца назад +3

      @@dawoodwilliams3652 it was the only way I could play java edition at the time. Still runs better than bedrock on there though.

    • @appsaucetech
      @appsaucetech 2 месяца назад +2

      You should try manjaro mate. That wad the lightest distro I could find and it even ran well on my dell chromebook 11 wih a n2840 from 2013. Sadly couldn't play minecraft on the 16 gb of emmc storage as 13gb was used by the os. 1 fps when playing off my USB hard drive lol

    • @DrKoneko
      @DrKoneko 2 месяца назад

      @@appsaucetech I used crouton so it wasn't a full install

    • @whentheyD
      @whentheyD 2 месяца назад

      @@appsaucetech...13GB by manjaro?????

  • @Micha-Hil
    @Micha-Hil 2 месяца назад +15

    4:09 it's been discussed multiple times that qwerty wasn't designed for convenience. other keyboards like Dvorak were

  • @theunluckygamer
    @theunluckygamer 7 дней назад +1

    I love how monotone his voice is while he's cursing

  • @bigdumbdumb260
    @bigdumbdumb260 2 месяца назад +40

    I dont know why but for some reason hearing someone swear uncensored while talking about bad ways to play minecraft is so refreshing, good shit, keep it up man. Subbed.

  • @daviddeltoro1808
    @daviddeltoro1808 3 месяца назад +168

    This dude has OG classic AVGN vibes, before be became a sellout

    • @beyondobscure
      @beyondobscure 2 месяца назад +8

      I agree! Tons of good jokes.

    • @idontdeservesubs2637
      @idontdeservesubs2637 2 месяца назад +19

      AVGN is still funny if you skip the sponsor

    • @ShockInazuma
      @ShockInazuma 2 месяца назад +6

      Kid named Sponsorblock

    • @rustkitty
      @rustkitty 2 месяца назад +26

      Nothing to do with selling out: dude is an adult and a father, he has to make a living. Also this is more slow paced stuff like first season AVGN.

    • @pass_
      @pass_ 2 месяца назад +3

      ​@@rustkittybut the first season of avgn was actually funny, -and being a parent is not an excuse for bad content, many people are able to have a family and make good content-

  • @ratmemer
    @ratmemer Месяц назад +3

    "the mario mash up pack was exclusive to the wii u version"
    the 3ds: you forgot about me

  • @ThatEntityGirl
    @ThatEntityGirl 2 месяца назад +4

    This guy is like AVGN, but real

  • @Meansoduck
    @Meansoduck 2 месяца назад +72

    i fucking LOVE the video. good mix of old youtuber vibes with modern youtuber elements as well, and it's an interesting topic. good stuff!!!

    • @Bearman3600
      @Bearman3600  2 месяца назад +30

      oh my god HEY YOU GET OFF OF MY CLOUD i love your pfp, good face

  • @sonic4anarchy
    @sonic4anarchy 2 месяца назад +158

    Finally, a RUclipsr with the spirit of the AVGN but with the modern delivery that is both entertaining, funny and nice to listen to without instantly being dated. This channel is a hidden gem, keep making reviews, Angry Bearman!

    • @puppppppppppuuuuu6205
      @puppppppppppuuuuu6205 2 месяца назад +10

      Seriously, I got this in my recommended and turned it on to be shocked he’s a RUclipsr who actually has balls to still say what he wants and be funny.

  • @WA_Stokins
    @WA_Stokins 15 дней назад +1

    Let me tell you, the house full of witches with a sign saying 'brothel' got me to ugly laugh

  • @benjamincase1038
    @benjamincase1038 2 месяца назад +3

    22:50 Yes, those garbage things. As a kid, the charging port wore out on it and they asked us to send it in and they sent us a replacement in exchange. The replacement was almost broken, so we just kept trading them in and out. When scrolling down from the top, I believe it said "My 48th Fire," or so. That's how many times we got replacements.

  • @kingofthegrapes
    @kingofthegrapes 3 месяца назад +131

    another banger from bearman, love the unhinged description too.
    Shocked that you didn't complain about what I think is the 3ds edition's greatest sin, the fact that you can't control the camera with the touchscreen. Using that stupid nub is agonizing and I had really expected that version to support a control scheme similar to what's in metroid prime hunters when I tried it.

    • @Bearman3600
      @Bearman3600  3 месяца назад +29

      I wish they made a genuine attempt from the ground up instead of trying to shove it on the thing

    • @throwawaytrash33
      @throwawaytrash33 3 месяца назад +3

      @@Bearman3600Who even cared about the 3ds when it came out?

    • @Bearman3600
      @Bearman3600  3 месяца назад +8

      @@throwawaytrash33 when the 3DS came out? Or when Minecraft for 3DS came out

    • @throwawaytrash33
      @throwawaytrash33 3 месяца назад +4

      @@Bearman3600Minecraft. The 3ds was dead at the point the port was released.

    • @Bearman3600
      @Bearman3600  3 месяца назад +13

      Yeah, I don't know who the fuck came up with the idea to port it six and a half years after it would have been relevant

  • @cubixx1908
    @cubixx1908 3 месяца назад +27

    honey wake up bearman just published a new 34 minute video about obscure minecraft versions

  • @bosssssss
    @bosssssss 2 месяца назад +3

    This video is amplified by how angry you are

  • @xan1613
    @xan1613 Месяц назад +2

    4:11 QWERTY was designed to stop typewriters from jamming. there are statistically much better keyboard layouts but theres no chance that people would want to give up what they're comfortable with.

    • @xan1613
      @xan1613 Месяц назад +1

      also I'm watching this video on a fire 10. RUclips with a custom client works fine. I've never tried to play games on it though since that sounds like a terrible idea at a glance

  • @The.Monke5276
    @The.Monke5276 3 месяца назад +43

    As someone who grinds the 3ds version alot, I can definitely say that it is a really good option if you want to feel what minecraft truly was 10 years ago. Its classic minecraft, and the controls are a little weird, but thats what i love about it. It truly gives a nostalgic vibe throughout

    • @skythealmighty2826
      @skythealmighty2826 2 месяца назад

      YES EXACTLY! Not to mention 1.8 was my first version, so it's even MORE nostalgic for me

  • @vohbe
    @vohbe 2 месяца назад +18

    I love old versions of Minecraft that are frozen in time. They take me back to the good times

  • @STDMage
    @STDMage Месяц назад +1

    I rlly like the energy from this video. It’s like I’m listening 2 a friend rant about their hidden obsession at a blunt rotation

  • @gYramAncY
    @gYramAncY 25 дней назад +4

    This is a surprisingly entertaining rageful rundown.
    Thank you. 💯

  • @spiderz5145
    @spiderz5145 3 месяца назад +54

    Your bluntness is very refreshing, it reminds be of early YT, stay real man 👍🏻.

    • @JordiumZ
      @JordiumZ 2 месяца назад +3

      other youtubers would just beep all their swears and put a 5 minute rant crying they can't sweat, like just swear or not lol

    • @ieatbugs45
      @ieatbugs45 2 месяца назад +8

      @@JordiumZto be fair, some people are trying to keep a decent flow of revenue from youtube and don’t want to get demonetized so they’re forced into talking squeaky clean

    • @pass_
      @pass_ 2 месяца назад +3

      he reminds me of cybershell

    • @JordiumZ
      @JordiumZ 2 месяца назад +3

      @@ieatbugs45 I don't swear aswell because it isn't natural to me it's the people who swear and beeps it out and make a rant in the video about not swearing that annoys me

  • @TheRealCakelover4578
    @TheRealCakelover4578 3 месяца назад +11

    watching this as my wii u crashes for the 7th time this week
    this crappy sd card i use for wii u homebrew corrupted again...

  • @queenoftheinternet
    @queenoftheinternet 2 месяца назад +3

    im so glad i had this on my feed today, already binged a ton of your videos, theyre so good lol keep it up!!

  • @Nitrune
    @Nitrune 13 дней назад +2

    this guy is the most aggressive person i ever heard of that does minecraft related content

  • @Aerialyn
    @Aerialyn 2 месяца назад +10

    6:45 Fun fact: _every_ Glide world record is on the Wii U except for Excalibur time attack.
    This includes all score attack timed records, all public (online game) world records (although those are mostly me) and all time attack pure world records (except of course Excalibur which is held by Xbox One).

  • @Bryan_Jake
    @Bryan_Jake 3 месяца назад +50

    Man's is cussing more than Ellie from tlou

    • @ronniemcnuttgaming959
      @ronniemcnuttgaming959 2 месяца назад +1

      Who

    • @Bryan_Jake
      @Bryan_Jake 2 месяца назад

      @@ronniemcnuttgaming959 😐

    • @TMHLBPFan
      @TMHLBPFan 2 месяца назад +11

      Nobody plays those games

    • @Bryan_Jake
      @Bryan_Jake 2 месяца назад +5

      @@TMHLBPFan You sicken me.

    • @ohno5559
      @ohno5559 2 месяца назад +5

      @@TMHLBPFanThey sold 37 million copies lmao

  • @Lennon8218
    @Lennon8218 2 месяца назад +3

    Minecraft On the switch is a glitchy broken mess with lots of lag.

  • @brick4353
    @brick4353 27 дней назад +2

    At 4:15
    Fun fact: the qwerty keyboard was not made for convinence, it was made to slow you down so that typewriters wouldnt jam as much.

  • @zwoofi
    @zwoofi 3 месяца назад +10

    3:15 this line delivery is fucking golden dude

  • @johnfrench59
    @johnfrench59 3 месяца назад +22

    i love the fact that you swear without censoring yourself or some other stupid shit youtubers tend to do. I know it might be a bit superficial but that's why i subscribed to you

  • @Frank-sp7vu
    @Frank-sp7vu 2 месяца назад +2

    Wii U edition is fine for what it is, but yes, ignoring the Gamepad features are awful. It is still by far the best version featured here in the video

  • @ThunderFox227
    @ThunderFox227 Месяц назад +1

    You shall not disgrace my boy wii u minecraft

  • @lucymorrison
    @lucymorrison 2 месяца назад +25

    i will not tolerate minecraft wii u edition slander, still my main version of minecraft, legacy console da goat

    • @wallop560
      @wallop560 2 месяца назад +3

      Wii u 🐐

    • @neinja66469
      @neinja66469 2 месяца назад +1

      🧢

    • @Eden_M0rgan
      @Eden_M0rgan 2 месяца назад

      Holy SHIT I'm alone 👀

    • @trulybarr5341
      @trulybarr5341 2 месяца назад

      Bedrock> 🥱

    • @lucymorrison
      @lucymorrison 17 дней назад

      @@trulybarr5341are you mentally stunted? bedrock is the biggest atrocity ever committed against mankind, unleashed by evil individuals with no heart or soul.

  • @ZiggyMcDude
    @ZiggyMcDude 2 месяца назад +14

    You give big AVGN vibes. really high fucking quality video, im excited to see more.

  • @billiesguitar
    @billiesguitar 12 дней назад +3

    I won't stand for minecraft WiiU edition slander that was my childhood lmao (along w/ java edition)
    fr tho i cant believe they didn't utilise both screens

  • @sela_ow
    @sela_ow 10 дней назад +1

    the most calm minecrafter ever

  • @sabni8668
    @sabni8668 3 месяца назад +16

    This channel is awesome. What's been up with the RUclips algorithm lately, it's been recommending me the best growing channels with content like this. Keep it up dude.

  • @user-bx2sj4nz3m
    @user-bx2sj4nz3m 2 месяца назад +6

    This is hands down one of the best new channels I’ve seen in a while. Not some overhyped and annoying voice, not super censored, reminds me of the good old days of RUclips.
    Keep this kind of energy up bro.

  • @AKA253
    @AKA253 2 месяца назад +2

    god this guy sounds fucking PISSED i love the energy

  • @saruwash1054
    @saruwash1054 2 месяца назад +2

    this video is a breath of fresh air

  • @Arcademan09
    @Arcademan09 2 месяца назад +10

    You're giving me classics AVGN vibes and i absolutely love it!

  • @pumpkin6192
    @pumpkin6192 2 месяца назад +21

    You're like an amalgamation of AVGN and Scott the Woz.
    I love it.

  • @mattyrolooo
    @mattyrolooo 2 месяца назад +1

    I sense a lot of AVGN in the fire-tv segment and I am HERE for it.

  • @elliot6166
    @elliot6166 25 дней назад

    I forgot a lot of these versions even existed. Brings back memories.

  • @TylerFurrison
    @TylerFurrison 2 месяца назад +16

    I will say that the Kindle Fire Tablet edition was the first time I got to experience Minecraft in person, since a friend across the street had the game and my brother and I watched him play a bit.

    • @kirbyfantheapplefanboy2021
      @kirbyfantheapplefanboy2021 2 месяца назад +1

      minecraft on the kindle fire was pure nostalgia for me

    • @_Rez_EZ
      @_Rez_EZ 2 месяца назад

      I'll admit I still play minecraft PE because I've been doing it that way for the past 7.5 years and I don't have a PC.

  • @__Monke__
    @__Monke__ 3 месяца назад +5

    i like how all of these are some variation of bedrock

  • @Zymaric
    @Zymaric 2 месяца назад +3

    feels like an AVGN video, I love it.

  • @Rafael_Acuna
    @Rafael_Acuna 22 дня назад +1

    This guy owns a Fire TV

  • @Riddlemaster_
    @Riddlemaster_ 2 месяца назад +9

    couldn't catch my breath watching this vid, you're way too funny man 😭

  • @mattstover3613
    @mattstover3613 2 месяца назад +14

    Wait until you hear about Minecraft: Raspberry Pi edition.

    • @puekjh
      @puekjh 2 месяца назад +6

      that counts as a "developers toy" i think, to put it the way he put it, it was made to mess around with the code and stuff

  • @StriderOwO
    @StriderOwO 2 месяца назад +1

    I got way too much of a chuckle out of the witch-filled being house casually labeled "brothel"

  • @playingbandits3033
    @playingbandits3033 2 месяца назад +11

    Its so refreshing to heard "fucking" in a youtube video. Its like im watching an AVGN episode.

  • @DankBudsYT
    @DankBudsYT 3 месяца назад +15

    The wiiu edition is not bad just not used at full potential

    • @yikes6969
      @yikes6969 2 месяца назад

      Lol what's this even mean

    • @connor9568
      @connor9568 2 месяца назад +3

      @@yikes6969It means that it’s not bad it just could have been a lot better

  • @mmmchezburgers
    @mmmchezburgers 2 месяца назад +2

    Wii u minecraft will always have a special place in my heart

  • @lolaluvv
    @lolaluvv 2 месяца назад +1

    I’ve not ever seen a RUclips creator this small with this much talent, I think it’s safe to say. Super reminiscent commentary to early AVGN, really funny reads and great writing. Definitely going places.

    • @pun_dimen
      @pun_dimen Месяц назад

      Agreed. Needs more polish but I can see this dude going far with his videos

  • @stremixx7176
    @stremixx7176 3 месяца назад +23

    Dude your video is spot on, the switch bedrock version runs awfully too sadly. I doubt it will run any better in the Future

    • @mps64
      @mps64 3 месяца назад +1

      Makes me glad i still have legacy edition

    • @xXRealXx
      @xXRealXx 3 месяца назад +2

      it's sad cuz the legacy switch edition ran pretty well and it didn't have a physical release

    • @gamermapper
      @gamermapper 3 месяца назад

      @@xXRealXx it's easy to install it if you mod the switch

    • @xXRealXx
      @xXRealXx 3 месяца назад

      @@gamermapper yes but that's piracy if you didn't buy it

    • @subjectnether959
      @subjectnether959 2 месяца назад +4

      ​@@xXRealXx While you are technically correct, you're also very wrong. If a company is clearly no longer supporting said product, nor selling it. Its no longer piracy.

  • @thomasmacdonough288
    @thomasmacdonough288 2 месяца назад +4

    Kindle Fire edition went crazy. Back in the day all the mfs in the primary school cafeteria whipped out their Kindle Fires with PE 0.7.1 at a 2 chunk render distance at 10fps and I thought it was the coolest shit. That was my intro to Minecraft.

    • @PixelPandas
      @PixelPandas 2 месяца назад

      That was the only way to play PE with a controller back then tho, so maybe that's why they thought it was cool?

  • @andydiggydeesmoothiii1926
    @andydiggydeesmoothiii1926 Месяц назад +2

    I saw a man get kidnapped in a public park in 2015 and said nothing but went home and played my fireTV gaming edition and forgot about it until now.

    • @Bearman3600
      @Bearman3600  Месяц назад

      Kidnappers often install apk's of Minecraft on Amazon devices to distract witnesses I saw that on 60 minutes once you might have been duped by the kidnapper

  • @gdriskyplane3389
    @gdriskyplane3389 2 месяца назад +18

    Someones parents weren’t home

    • @GuessImaGuest
      @GuessImaGuest 23 дня назад +1

      Ironic given that you have a grumpy Sully pfp

  • @angelahornung8488
    @angelahornung8488 3 месяца назад +7

    I love the New Nintendo 3DS version! Though I love it not because it's the best way to play the game (IT IS NOT! LOL), but rather because it's technologically impressive. The New Nintendo 3DS is a very LOW power device. I also love it because in many ways it reminds me of playing Minecraft Pocket Edition on my 4th gen iPod. SUPER limited and not the best version, but still it was so adored by my friends and I at the time as it was our only way to play the game for a while.

    • @angelahornung8488
      @angelahornung8488 3 месяца назад +2

      I always really wanted to grab a New Nintendo 2DS XL Minecraft Edition.

    • @angelahornung8488
      @angelahornung8488 3 месяца назад +1

      I used to have a Windows Phone and I played the heck out of Minecraft on that thing! I think I had the Nokia Lumia 950XL.