"Jeff Epstein" - Jim Downey on Conan

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  • Опубликовано: 25 дек 2023
  • I didnt see a good quality version of this legendary bit, so here's one with some additional context. Source:
    • Jim Downey Shared An O...
    #satire #comedy

Комментарии • 311

  • @jacksondbrophy9
    @jacksondbrophy9 5 месяцев назад +2031

    “sorry, nice try” kills me every time

  • @TheMTNDewd
    @TheMTNDewd 5 месяцев назад +3369

    "OJ Simpson, the runningback?"

    • @thirdelevator
      @thirdelevator 5 месяцев назад +60

      No, OJ Simpson the actor!

    • @Mandevil
      @Mandevil 5 месяцев назад +87

      "Theodore Kaczynski, the mathematician?"

    • @joshwelborn17
      @joshwelborn17 5 месяцев назад +11

      No, I’m taking about OJ Simpson the rental care salesman.

    • @dhritimanmajumder2924
      @dhritimanmajumder2924 5 месяцев назад +29

      Harvey Weinstein, the film producer?@@Mandevil

    • @chrisphoenix115
      @chrisphoenix115 5 месяцев назад +1

      ​@@Mandevil homie this youtube. 😂

  • @pigpig252
    @pigpig252 5 месяцев назад +1531

    Norm would have LOVED this bit

    • @billruption26
      @billruption26 2 месяца назад +56

      I read that Jim was his writer for weekend update and it just made so much sense.

    • @destinyfet
      @destinyfet Месяц назад +8

      Yes Jim and Norm wrote some of the Hitler was a bad man skits😅

    • @mugsy9028
      @mugsy9028 5 дней назад +1

      ⁠@@billruption26if you watch the whole interview they dedicate a good portion of the time discussing Jim and Norm's collaboration

  • @officialzackk
    @officialzackk 5 месяцев назад +1830

    I lose it every time I hear "the New York financier"

  • @AndrogynousRatCatcher
    @AndrogynousRatCatcher 5 месяцев назад +1218

    "Ted Kaczynski, the mathematician? "

  • @baseddepartment1324
    @baseddepartment1324 5 месяцев назад +994

    You can tell this guy was Norm Macdonald's writer for many years

    • @kalebstuckey570
      @kalebstuckey570 5 месяцев назад +76

      Looking for this video, I searched “Norm Macdonald Epstein” because I could have sworn I remembered it as a Norm bit.

    • @99billy54
      @99billy54 5 месяцев назад +6

      @@kalebstuckey570me too 😂😂

    • @blacksnakedotcom
      @blacksnakedotcom 3 месяца назад

      @@kalebstuckey570 he did the same thing with Hitler " HOLD THE FORT ...... he hated Jews "

    • @reallyhim410
      @reallyhim410 Месяц назад +8

      co-writer give Norm some credit, they wrote together

    • @NoNoDigUpStupid
      @NoNoDigUpStupid Месяц назад

      writing partner, not writer

  • @pleaseenteraname2745
    @pleaseenteraname2745 5 месяцев назад +1299

    Sheev Palpatine, the senator from Naboo?”

    • @Theology.101
      @Theology.101 5 месяцев назад +96

      “Anakin Skywalker, winner of the Boonta Eve Classic Podrace?”

    • @DanielThureskog
      @DanielThureskog 5 месяцев назад +19

      “Doctor Cornelius Evazan, the promising cosmetic surgeon?”

    • @TheDJBunch
      @TheDJBunch 4 месяца назад +13

      I know, let's call Anakin Skywalker, the more pure hearted Jedi, and he'll straighten this out

  • @Mythonaut
    @Mythonaut 5 месяцев назад +552

    This is the brother of the “I didn’t even know he was sick” joke

    • @matthewhayhow9729
      @matthewhayhow9729 5 месяцев назад +39

      It’s perfect because Norm and Jim were close friends and wrote Weekend Update together

  • @sebastianalvarez9098
    @sebastianalvarez9098 5 месяцев назад +538

    “Lee Harvey Oswald, the marine?”

  • @braindrain329
    @braindrain329 5 месяцев назад +604

    The puzzled look Jim gives Conan when Conan says he's never visited Epstein's island is such subtle comedic gold. Hilarious!

    • @Stealth8O77
      @Stealth8O77 5 месяцев назад +18

      Hahaha that is a great catch

  • @supremememe0078
    @supremememe0078 3 месяца назад +167

    “Anakin, the podracer from Tatooine?”

  • @Robertthewren
    @Robertthewren 5 месяцев назад +1643

    Jim Downey is SLAYING here but Conan is absolutely wrecking the straight man role here. 2 pros just chopping it up, slicing and dicing like nobody's business

    • @michaeldavis9300
      @michaeldavis9300 5 месяцев назад +77

      Reminds me of how great Conan always was with Norm

    • @liamMaru
      @liamMaru 5 месяцев назад +26

      ​@michaeldavis9300 Norm was one of a kind, never to be repeated. Just like Jim Downey, and Conan. We're lucky to have shared our time with them.

    • @scoobertdoobert876
      @scoobertdoobert876 5 месяцев назад +8

      I miss this back and forth between Conan and Norm, it was always classic. You can easily tell how much time Jim spent with Norm.

    • @sinistrality
      @sinistrality 5 месяцев назад +45

      @@liamMaru With respect, if Norm Macdonald was deceased, I'm pretty sure I would have heard of it.

    • @wallstock
      @wallstock 5 месяцев назад +9

      @@sinistralityI didn’t even know he was sick.

  • @MJC-yo5kj
    @MJC-yo5kj 4 месяца назад +351

    “Adolf, the art student?”

  • @MojiBeau
    @MojiBeau 2 месяца назад +110

    “John Wilkes Booth? The actor?”

  • @JimJonesKoolaid
    @JimJonesKoolaid 5 месяцев назад +440

    Jim Downey's joke telling is just hilarious. I love the end "....it doesn't matter what you do in your private life" is just amazing.

  • @intothemild9414
    @intothemild9414 5 месяцев назад +248

    Norm Macdonald smiles from the grave.

    • @sinistrality
      @sinistrality 5 месяцев назад +66

      With respect, if Norm Macdonald was deceased, I'm pretty sure I would have heard of it.

    • @TheJudoJoker
      @TheJudoJoker 4 месяца назад +30

      ​@@sinistrality okay well there's one easy way to solve this. We'll just call Gilbert Gottfried and get to the bottom of this.

    • @CheeseMonger60
      @CheeseMonger60 26 дней назад +1

      @@TheJudoJokerUnfortunately Gilbert passed away let’s call Bob Saget

    • @hayk3000
      @hayk3000 3 дня назад

      ​@CheeseMonger60 sorry to intervene but Bob Saget is sadly no longer with us. There's a guy named Adolf that Norm wasn't very fond of, he must definitely know what's up with good old Macdonald.

  • @mikejohnson9773
    @mikejohnson9773 Месяц назад +21

    I think the line "with respect" is so under appreciated. The whole thing is comedic gold

  • @guitarmaniac004
    @guitarmaniac004 4 месяца назад +205

    I love how he calls him "Jeff"

  • @Bigjamoche
    @Bigjamoche 2 месяца назад +57

    The smirk when he says “with the island” is the greatest

  • @threeskin1
    @threeskin1 5 месяцев назад +161

    Jeff died? I didn't even know he was sick.

  • @alex75000
    @alex75000 Месяц назад +16

    “Let’s call Ghislaine Maxwell”. 😂😂😂

  • @diabloeb
    @diabloeb 5 месяцев назад +250

    Ronald Ragen? The actor? 😂😂😂

    • @jackmclean4120
      @jackmclean4120 3 месяца назад +2

      Margaret Thatcher? The ice cream inventor?

    • @Dudeman23rd
      @Dudeman23rd 2 месяца назад +14

      "Who's his running mate? Jerry Lewis??"

  • @primerex6935
    @primerex6935 Месяц назад +11

    "Chris Benoit, the wrestler?"

  • @DDickinson458
    @DDickinson458 4 месяца назад +58

    This reminds me of the part in Back to the Future when future Marty tells the doc that Ronald Reagan is president and he goes "Ronald Reagan? THE ACTOR?!"

  • @richstephens4305
    @richstephens4305 2 месяца назад +19

    “With the island,” where even Jim cracks a little kills me!
    Dear God, we need hours and hours more of Jim Downey with Conan!

  • @EthrDemon
    @EthrDemon 5 месяцев назад +181

    Jesus? The carpenter?

    • @pigpig252
      @pigpig252 2 месяца назад +11

      There's an easy way, we'll call up Judas-

  • @klaw181
    @klaw181 5 месяцев назад +76

    This man is why weekend update with norm was so amazing.

  • @inaudibleshout1714
    @inaudibleshout1714 4 месяца назад +26

    STOP CALLING HER GHISLANE kills me every time

  • @mattkeflowers
    @mattkeflowers 3 месяца назад +22

    The pivot to Maxwell 😂

  • @leoorpi
    @leoorpi 5 месяцев назад +89

    I mean, this is just brilliant...and the fact that they have this amazing wit and comedic synergy just off the top of their heads is just insane

  • @darianthompson5975
    @darianthompson5975 4 месяца назад +34

    I love the old Comedians who hit you with surprises. You are always thinking the normal way but forget who they truly are.

  • @DiegoAlvarezBeltran1993.
    @DiegoAlvarezBeltran1993. 2 месяца назад +10

    This whole bit is fantastic from beginning to end and Jim immediately taking the bit and sprinting with it is magical.

  • @samfivedot
    @samfivedot Месяц назад +8

    "Griffith, the leader of the Band of the Hawk?"

  • @MrHotSalsa
    @MrHotSalsa 4 месяца назад +61

    "TwoMad, the Overwatch youtuber"

    • @regarded-raccoon
      @regarded-raccoon 3 месяца назад +1

      goated

    • @Fart5353
      @Fart5353 28 дней назад

      They un lifed twomad and it was all bs done by a handful of keniving drama youtubers. Theres a ten hour video breaking down all the stuff they made up about the poor kid.

    • @hayk3000
      @hayk3000 3 дня назад

      Too soon man

  • @samlast4776
    @samlast4776 2 месяца назад +15

    I sincerely think this is the best bit of all time

  • @grkboy1982
    @grkboy1982 2 месяца назад +7

    "Dan Schneider, the Nickelodeon producer?"

  • @aglebob
    @aglebob 5 месяцев назад +89

    “Jay Leno, the retired late night host?”

  • @NopeThatsWrong351
    @NopeThatsWrong351 5 месяцев назад +58

    John Wilkes Booth, the actor?

  • @Game7DMo
    @Game7DMo 5 месяцев назад +108

    “Kevin Spacey, the actor?”

  • @coolguy9651
    @coolguy9651 Месяц назад +6

    "Diddy? The rapper?"

  • @HittokiriBattousai17
    @HittokiriBattousai17 5 месяцев назад +60

    "Osama?"
    "Yes!"
    "Osama bin Mohammed bin Awad bin Laden!?"
    "Yes, we're talking about the same bin Laden!"

    • @joshlankford4987
      @joshlankford4987 2 месяца назад +8

      I tell you there's one easy way...let's call Mohammed Atta and see

  • @nmappraiser9926
    @nmappraiser9926 5 месяцев назад +49

    Mr. Downey, what you've just said is one of the most bravely philanthropic things I have ever heard. At every point in your kind, cogent response you moved yet closer to something that could be considered a transcendent thought. Everyone in this audience is now more enlightened for having listened to it. I award you infinity points, and may God bestow eternal grace on your soul.

  • @jrhaile320
    @jrhaile320 2 месяца назад +4

    Trying his best not to break, "With the island?"

  • @JaanZase
    @JaanZase 5 месяцев назад +71

    "Steph Hawking, The Physicist?"

  • @Junjun-yt3yp
    @Junjun-yt3yp 4 месяца назад +55

    "Vince McMahon, the wrestling promoter?"

  • @MattBryant2792
    @MattBryant2792 4 месяца назад +17

    My favorite part of this bit is the idea that someone somehow got the news that Jeff Epstein (the financier) has an island, but never heard a word about what the island actually was for lmfao

    • @kurtpunchesthings2411
      @kurtpunchesthings2411 Месяц назад +2

      yea like bro that was a pretty huge part of that story
      and then he's like ok let's settle this
      lets call Ghislaine
      uhhhh yea i don't think that's a good idea LOL

  • @krich451
    @krich451 2 месяца назад +3

    I think I've seen this like 100 times now and it's still funny.

  • @enviroawareness
    @enviroawareness 3 месяца назад +2

    This is such a genius bit. I keep coming back again and again. Hilarious!

  • @brianstryker4536
    @brianstryker4536 2 месяца назад +4

    I only knew this bit from the meme at first, and I legit thought he was serious. This guy is a genius.

  • @kgldude
    @kgldude 2 месяца назад +6

    "John Wayne Gacy, the amateur clown?"

  • @jefffawcett
    @jefffawcett 2 месяца назад +3

    I’ve watched this once a week since it’s been up

  • @ronsandlin9618
    @ronsandlin9618 5 месяцев назад +12

    My favorite 2023 episode and this is my favorite clip

  • @akumakorgar
    @akumakorgar 3 месяца назад +7

    "I have to tell you, he's gone."
    "What do you mean?"
    "He's dead."
    "Wow, I didn't even know he had been ill."

  • @IceFire9yt
    @IceFire9yt 17 дней назад +3

    "Donald Trump, from Home Alone 2?"

  • @schlute9215
    @schlute9215 4 месяца назад +5

    Downey pinned this bit to the wall with a tack driver

  • @tetsuogaming5838
    @tetsuogaming5838 Месяц назад +3

    ‘Let’s call Ghislaine Maxwell’ 😂

  • @Stealth8O77
    @Stealth8O77 5 месяцев назад +5

    The way he says Jeff , plays it off so well hahahahaha

  • @Yourpringledealer
    @Yourpringledealer 5 месяцев назад +37

    "Adolf Hitler, the artist?"

  • @fosbury68
    @fosbury68 21 день назад

    How Downey kept a straight face through that is inconceivable.

  • @David-no7zi
    @David-no7zi 2 месяца назад +1

    This is one of the best bits ever. As others have said, I wish Norm were around to hear it.

  • @mleiblie0513
    @mleiblie0513 4 месяца назад

    For some reason I would love to see this whole thing from the angle of all four of them in this.

  • @claytondugger4419
    @claytondugger4419 Месяц назад +2

    Chris Benoit the professional wrestler

  • @MrCrespo583
    @MrCrespo583 Месяц назад

    2:01 I love that little smirk like "Conan, cmon, stop pulling my leg..."

  • @Gongasoso
    @Gongasoso 5 месяцев назад +65

    Dolph Hitler, the painter turned messianic president?

    • @santiagocarreno5881
      @santiagocarreno5881 5 месяцев назад +9

      nah, it work better if you say "Dolph Hitler, the promising Austrian painter?"

    • @Jinb-ut7bx
      @Jinb-ut7bx 4 месяца назад +1

      It would be Adi and he was chancellor.
      You know like adidas’s is short for adolf dassler

    • @stevvvvveperry
      @stevvvvveperry 3 месяца назад

      Dolph lol

    • @timovangalen1589
      @timovangalen1589 2 месяца назад

      The failed artist?

  • @definitelynottommywiseau3037
    @definitelynottommywiseau3037 Месяц назад +3

    Aubrey Graham? The actor from Degrassi?

  • @heymynameisdrew
    @heymynameisdrew Месяц назад

    Heroes get remembered, but legends never die! I felt the spirit of Norm so hard with this

  • @vicenteserrano933
    @vicenteserrano933 2 месяца назад +7

    I know the scriptures say "judge not, lest ye be judged” but this Epstein guy... I mean this guy was a real jerk

  • @mikequinlivan8842
    @mikequinlivan8842 Месяц назад +3

    Jeffrey? Jeffery Dahmer? The Ambrosia Chocolate employee?

  • @jkomoroski
    @jkomoroski 3 месяца назад +2

    God is he funny! Putting it all back in Conan for choices in his personal life is so good.

  • @katherine-ux5bx
    @katherine-ux5bx 4 месяца назад +2

    lol this extra context is better

  • @Floedekage
    @Floedekage 3 месяца назад +7

    John Wayne Gacy the childrens entertainer?

  • @NoahBart
    @NoahBart 4 месяца назад +7

    Bill Cosby, the comedian?!?!

  • @Gollumbody
    @Gollumbody 11 часов назад

    "Jared fogle, the subway guy?"

  • @wmmiles00
    @wmmiles00 2 месяца назад +1

    Here after watching Conan run the gauntlet. Best hot ones guest by far

  • @klungusxyz
    @klungusxyz Месяц назад

    I once heard this bit described as "Downey crushing it in the post and Conan just feeding him the ball"

  • @GeneralSherman64
    @GeneralSherman64 29 дней назад

    I could listen to Jim Downey all day

  • @Knowaaa
    @Knowaaa 5 дней назад

    After Downey says “With the Island” and Conan says “Yes, with the island, which I’ve never been to” I was DESPERATELY hoping for Jim to say “Oh you should go. It’s lovely.”

  • @IRISHBUTCHER
    @IRISHBUTCHER 28 дней назад

    You can see how he got on so well writing with norm

  • @danielzylberkan1587
    @danielzylberkan1587 5 месяцев назад +6

    Who's on first?

  • @joker201191
    @joker201191 11 дней назад

    Love this

  • @dLimboStick
    @dLimboStick 5 месяцев назад +13

    Jim Downey, the comedian?

  • @kobainreid85
    @kobainreid85 4 месяца назад +5

    Vince McMahon? The ceo?

  • @AdamEarl245
    @AdamEarl245 Месяц назад +3

    This might be the best bit of all time

    • @petarrakoc1416
      @petarrakoc1416 Месяц назад +2

      I watch it every couple of days 😂😂 Sets the mood for the day

  • @ef8725
    @ef8725 3 месяца назад +1

    It's like a tribute to Norm (or they just have the same humor)

  • @Golfermang
    @Golfermang 5 месяцев назад +7

    "ha nice try"

  • @AlexM-mj3sq
    @AlexM-mj3sq 19 дней назад

    "Anakin Skywalker, the Jedi Knight?"

  • @georgehahn27
    @georgehahn27 4 месяца назад

    John Hinckley Jr., the musician?

  • @Sinistralitee
    @Sinistralitee 2 месяца назад +1

    "John Wilkes Booth?, the Stage Actor?

  • @SomeRandomFreak
    @SomeRandomFreak 2 месяца назад +3

    "Alec Baldwin, the actor?"

  • @RickyLeggee
    @RickyLeggee 19 дней назад

    Is it just me or does Jim briefly almost lose it at the minute mark when he says “With the island?” 😂 0:57

  • @MatheusCosta-ng9mc
    @MatheusCosta-ng9mc 3 месяца назад +1

    “Nooo, Osama?!? The guy from CIA?”

  • @poop_storm
    @poop_storm 3 месяца назад +1

    “If there was some big news about Jeff Epstein I would’ve heard it” lmfao

  • @piercewilson4029
    @piercewilson4029 3 месяца назад +2

    "Adolf? The former painter?"

  • @hayeshenry4466
    @hayeshenry4466 Месяц назад

    “Scottie Scheffler? The Golfer?”

  • @rdug2165
    @rdug2165 5 месяцев назад +13

    oscar pistorius. The blade runner?

    • @intothemild9414
      @intothemild9414 5 месяцев назад +3

      He had rocket ships!

    • @Ittakesthecakes
      @Ittakesthecakes 4 месяца назад

      Explain to the folks at home who Oscar Pistorius is

    • @VicEntity
      @VicEntity Месяц назад

      ​@@IttakesthecakesSouth African parathlete who killed his girlfriend on Valentine's day

    • @Ittakesthecakes
      @Ittakesthecakes Месяц назад

      @@VicEntity I don’t need you to explain anything. If you’re gonna say that after everything I say I’m gonna leave. Because this is the cheapest thing I’ve ever been involved in

    • @VicEntity
      @VicEntity Месяц назад

      @@Ittakesthecakes okay?? You asked tho

  • @robertstark7631
    @robertstark7631 4 месяца назад

    John Hinckley, the songwriter?

  • @noahbrown6970
    @noahbrown6970 Месяц назад

    "Gaius Caesar Augustus Germanicus, the general's son?"

  • @camdengilreath6807
    @camdengilreath6807 2 месяца назад

    Aaron Hernandez, the pro-bowl tight end?

  • @ragnar3434
    @ragnar3434 2 месяца назад

    I feel like this joke needs the setup to establish the premise and pacing

  • @Thelion_Buster
    @Thelion_Buster 4 месяца назад +1

    Nero, Emperor of Rome?