Confused Aleks You are saying the company that uses EOD Suits with LMG is there to protect kids. That their vaults are full of money for kids? That the cloaker is to help kids. That the Tazer is their for protection. That seems like an american child detection agency
I’ve only been playing Payday 2 for about a week so far and I’ve yet to encounter Captain Winters but I hear he’s an even deadlier challenge than a Bull Dozer which is not easy to achieve.
@@theaussiemudkip355 he shows up on overkill and above on certain maps, he is a MASSIVE nuicance if noone brought any explosives. But if everyone has something that explodes it usually turns out alright
xXXMR.Qu1cKS093RXXx yeah i played one down before...on cook off...by myself....with no ai literally 2 minutes in and i was anal raped by bulldozers before the assault even happened
One Down can be simplified as this: Imagine the 10,000 Heartless from KH3, except all the Shadow Heartless are the ZEAL Team, and everyone else is a Special unit, mostly a ZEAL Dozer, a ZEAL Taser or a ZEAL Cloaker.
Normal mode: The team is already out of there by the time the swat team gets there Deathwish: "2 Seconds Later" BULLDOZERS AND CLOAKERS EVERY WHEEEEREEE!
The flamethrower is such an awesome weapon, it destroys shields, normal units, teasers and cloackers, and since you can use it as a secondary you can have a minugun for bulldozers. Plus, with the right built, the game becomes way easier
GenSec: Child Detection Agency So many folks are wondering why the fuck would Gensec HAVE that branch in their company? A bit of food for thought: Have you ever SEEN a child in any heist (no, mods don't count) in Payday 1 or 2? I'd say they're doing a pretty good job to keep kids away from the Payday gang then. :p
*Me 5 years ago* Oh boy that's golden *Me 2 years ago, when I originally made this comment* Oh boy that's still golden *Me now* IT WILL FOREVER BE GOLDEN
Normal mode, 1 min till swats arrive Hard mode , 75 secs till cloakers are every where Very hard mode, 50 secs till cloakers and tasers are fucking you up Overkill mode, 30 secs till 5 bulldozers are in position Deathwish mode , 5 seconds till 10 bulldozers and a skulldozer were getting you arrested
Yes, yes, on Death Wish the entire police force consists of mass-murdering-and-brutal specials and I'm pretty sure they have an infinite reserve of Skulldozer armour for cops to wear XD
I'm pretty sure I watched this a few years back and here it is again. I can confirm cloakers and bulldozers would be like the first enemies to walk in on death wish. An instant down in less than a minute would have you like already?!
More like
"Restarting in 5"
"Restarting in 4"
"Restarting in 3"
"Restarting in 2"
"Restarting in 1"
When I get detected in a DW heist I want to stealth, I restart or hope I can survive long enough
More like CUT!
Host left the game
more like "connection to the host has been lost"
*loads eternally*
"You call this resisting arrest!, we call this a difficulty tweak!"
-cloaker
"Work Smarter Not Harder"
-Cloaker
Yes I dont know any other lines the cloaker says even though I play pay day everyday
“The safe word is police brutality!”
-cloaker as well
"Now go back to the forums and cry like a little bi**h you are"
-cloaker
“WHOA THAT MUSTA HURT”
“Cloaker”
"Now go to the forums and cry like the little b**** you are"
-Cloaker
Fucking PERFECTION with the Cloaker bit.
+Fabian Falls lol i know
ikr
i hate that sound...
SolitudeAU
wulululululululuLULULULULULULULU
SolitudeAU we all love some horror in a Heist Geme.
Player: *puts on glasses*
0.0000000000000005 milliseconds later:
Holy shi he got glasses CALL ENTIRETY OF NORTH KOREA
Its fact
Masking up pulls your gun out
GenSec
Child Detection Agency
Lolz big mistake
FullMetalLemon How do you know that is not what GenSec actually do?
Confused Aleks You are saying the company that uses EOD Suits with LMG is there to protect kids. That their vaults are full of money for kids? That the cloaker is to help kids. That the Tazer is their for protection.
That seems like an american child detection agency
FullMetalLemon
Why do you think they arrive so quick when the crew robs a jewelry store? All those jewels are made of candy meant for children!
FullMetalLemon All this rage for a joke, such a hard search of sense for a joke
That seems like the next level of RUclips Comment stupidity
0:20 when captain winters arrives
pretty much lmao
I’ve only been playing Payday 2 for about a week so far and I’ve yet to encounter Captain Winters but I hear he’s an even deadlier challenge than a Bull Dozer which is not easy to achieve.
and where are the shields from the winters team
@@theaussiemudkip355 he shows up on overkill and above on certain maps, he is a MASSIVE nuicance if noone brought any explosives. But if everyone has something that explodes it usually turns out alright
@@consumerofbepsi5254 well then wants i have enough good equipment for Overkill I'll be sure to bring some grenades.
Guys the thermal drill, go get it
Elite Of all SHUT UP BAIN!!
FIND THE TIARA!!!
+LosEagle You need to get that safe open guys.
+UnCaged Mayhem and while you're opening that safe, there's a settlement that needs your help, here I'll mark it on your map
Razerbandit Ive got another area which needs clearing out, let me know when your ready.
Because of playing PayDay 2
I actually im scared of the sounds of a cloaker
We all are
they don't really scare me, they just kinda startle me. then I get confused as to why I'm startled in the first place but it all clicks eventually
Me when hearing cloaker sound: Holy Sh*t **starts to run as fast as i can**
ruclips.net/video/C4qhPGo3CNU/видео.html
@@applecorecrunch you monster...thanks
kick dallas
did not get camera loop.kick.
mediscout the medical scout of medicine yes okay
Transformers Gamer k
how in the name of skulldozer did this unoriginal comment get over a hundred likes.
mediscout the medical scout of medicine We call this a difficulty tweak!
mediscout the medical scout of medicine RUclips mentality
still perfect to this day.
Normal: 1 minute until swat arrives
Deathwish: Swat is already here when you enter the bank
Death sentence: hi
Death sentence wasn't a thing back then
@@frujey i already know that genius
The swat has already prepared for you to come and they shoot at your spawn
Ten second response time
The "fuck! Oh fuck!" gets me everytime
0:17 "Largest & Trustee"
0:57 "The Big Bank"
Seems legit
The big Largest&Trustee Bank
@@сотрудникроскомнадзора we need this heist
@@thebreadknight4345 I don't member of overkill.
Yea... basically.
Average swat team arrival to a bank robbery : 5 to 10 minutes
Payday 2 swat team after 30 seconds after the alarm goes off: 0:17
Not enough WULULULULLULULULULLULULULULULU
DALLAS HAS BEEN DOWNED !
vault boy CLOACKER APPROVES
Nathan Colombari DALLAS IS IN CUSTODY
Hoxton: Fuck this
WULULULULULULULULLULLULULULUULULULULULLU
*YOU CALL THIS RESISTING ARREST?*
The fact it took 6 years for RUclips to recommend this masterpiece is mind blowing
WHY IS THIS SO ACCURATE?? XD
ShadowKrueger ikr
I want to ask too why is this so accurate it hapened me one time
All of the shields coming out of the truck too lol
@@mrperson8 I have night mares about the cloaker
WululuLULULU *LULULULULU*
Ah yes after years i learned the lore of payday 2 “THE BIG BANK: FAILED”
Big Bank
BIG BANK
big fail
Edit: thank u so much for the 100 likes :D
Lol reddit tards can't act like a normal human being.
@@mamamia1159 reddit tards??? sure, reddit users suck but how is "edit : thanks for 100 likes" related to reddit???
"gensec
child dectetion agency"
+Romain Rocar need them for schools
XD
+Romain Rocar GenSex - Safer Sex with our KeyCondoms
do you even English?
Fuck beat me to the chase 10 months early.
nobody:
The cloakers: ⟟ ⍙⟟⌰⌰ ☍⟟☊☍ ⊬⍜⎍⍀ ⏚⏃⌰⌰⌇
Alins
Elans
Beens
*wOrK sMaRtEr NoT hArDeR!!!*
@@thelunchking4069 yOu cAlL tHaT rEsiStInG aRrEst
the beginning makes me laugh so hard
Dallas: FUCK OH FUCK!
Destiny Meet Awesomeface When you playing Shadow Raid overkill and have 75...
+Dushess
75 detection risk
Well, should've used CAR-4. ( oh yes overrated gun )
*****
Wot? I didn't even remember when the first time we met..
i felt that
@@Pennycilin3 remember when the CAR-4 was good
damn bro 6 years, now deathwish is just overkill but not easy
deathwish is normal mode for me, i only play deathwish and death sentence
@@nuggetsssecretaccount9556how? I can barely do a Very Hard heist lmao
@@xd-xt2cn Ai teammates make things easy
so would one down just be a nuclear bomb of tasers and bulldozers?
Have you played one down before it is essentially 57 bulldozers come out of a single bush and never ending taseres
xXXMR.Qu1cKS093RXXx yeah i played one down before...on cook off...by myself....with no ai
literally 2 minutes in and i was anal raped by bulldozers before the assault even happened
Anal rape? That's generous for One Down...
I played one down at rank 10 once stopped playing the game for a few years
One Down can be simplified as this:
Imagine the 10,000 Heartless from KH3, except all the Shadow Heartless are the ZEAL Team, and everyone else is a Special unit, mostly a ZEAL Dozer, a ZEAL Taser or a ZEAL Cloaker.
0:28 That's the sound I'm talking about
Dallas is down
Normal mode: The team is already out of there by the time the swat team gets there
Deathwish: "2 Seconds Later" BULLDOZERS AND CLOAKERS EVERY WHEEEEREEE!
George Wright and Shields
+George Wright if i were a swat guy a alarm sounded well get there very fast and look at all the helis about fricken 10
Cooper Dooper I also forgot tasers
dont forget cpt america
And in one down everyone’s down within one minute
LMFAO THAT CLOAKER WAS SO WELL MADE
this is literally one down difficulty, no exaggeration
Nha just put it playback 2 speed and that one down
The flamethrower is such an awesome weapon, it destroys shields, normal units, teasers and cloackers, and since you can use it as a secondary you can have a minugun for bulldozers. Plus, with the right built, the game becomes way easier
0:20 i'm crying
I was half expecting a “you have been kicked” message
GenSec: Child Detection Agency
So many folks are wondering why the fuck would Gensec HAVE that branch in their company? A bit of food for thought: Have you ever SEEN a child in any heist (no, mods don't count) in Payday 1 or 2? I'd say they're doing a pretty good job to keep kids away from the Payday gang then. :p
Just imagine the only time there are children you blast into a room and only realize your mistake afterwords. Like Spec Ops: The Line that shit.
"Wolf, I just dropped the baby"
" *DALLAS, WHAT THE FUCK!* "
@Gabe Nason
Baby’s first words: AAAAAGH! I NEEEED A MEDIC BAAAAG!
@@ramblinnernd5905 4 heisters and a baby
They probably put them in their new indoor play centers, like their own version of Chuck E Cheese.
Nobody:
That one fbi guy: “tHe CaPtAiN iS hErE”
the editing is perfect
0:09
*When GROM Catching You on STEALING 1$
0:18
0:34 Cloaker lookin' kinda thicc doe
don’t inspire THE artists, man
@Noah Ramirez THEM
@Noah Ramirez I know of, THEM, I wish I did not though
**Starts doing it with cloaker**
@@laalaa9443you are one of them
I thought I was the only one who used Freeze as the Heist Failed track.
Kageryushi I use it as menu music
Totally Harmless Same here.I just love Freeze,such a great track.
Koliapuk,Lord of Kawaii Every single time I see someone with that profile picture, I think it's me. I used that for so long :')
Kageryushi Who composed "Freeze"? I tried to look it up but only found some shitty song by T-Pain.
Simon Viklund
I like how he just calmly uses a huge clipper to remove the bag carefully
Change title to 'Payday 2 One Down in a nutshell'
No.
And what is the reason you disagree?
TrainingBen One Down is worse than that.
deleting my channel everybody knows
One Down in a nutshell:
*Spawns in*
-2 minutes later-
*Mission Failed*
0:03 Fat Minion: FUCK! OH FUCK!
never get sick of these
0:02 when the camera finds me wearing armor
Please try Security Camera 2.0 with their rortation
The most accurate one, I can't stop watching and grinning.
Dallas’
FUCK
OH FUCK
Is just perfect for describing what it’s like
what did we learned :Never steal a sock
From bank manager
Or the boys will fbi open up
and break your knees
@@Luukaar and steal it back
Must be a really valuable sock.
*Me 5 years ago*
Oh boy that's golden
*Me 2 years ago, when I originally made this comment*
Oh boy that's still golden
*Me now*
IT WILL FOREVER BE GOLDEN
It still is
It still is
It still is hah
@@epicgamer8108 For the Emperor!
That it shall.
good news
dozer can run now
Rip i can only do very hard...
@@PresidentNUT I did shadow raid death sentence no cops were harmed and I was the only one
lol
Bulldozer*
They now can sprint.
"Gen-sec Child detection agency" then don't have even call then clowns anymore lol
0:19 MY GOD.
YOUR GOD AHAHAHAHA
Dallas:why so much shields?
Bain: oh... Winters was drinking a coffe
Normal mode, 1 min till swats arrive
Hard mode , 75 secs till cloakers are every where
Very hard mode, 50 secs till cloakers and tasers are fucking you up
Overkill mode, 30 secs till 5 bulldozers are in position
Deathwish mode , 5 seconds till 10 bulldozers and a skulldozer were getting you arrested
Rayan Neffati 7 snipers scoping, and 3 flashbangs in flyy..
Rayan Neffati Don't forget that on deathwish there is an army of cloakers everywhere
Do you hear that?
"WE CALL THIS A DIFFICULTY TWEAK"
Yes, yes, on Death Wish the entire police force consists of mass-murdering-and-brutal specials and I'm pretty sure they have an infinite reserve of Skulldozer armour for cops to wear XD
Why does hard mode take longer to arrive than normal (Yes, I know this comment is a year old. I don't care.)
-just spawned
-breathed funny
-whole goddamn US swat team is here
wulululULULULU L U L U L U
WULULULLULULULULULULULULULULULULULULLULULULULULULULU
Now go to the forums and cry like the little bitch you are!
+GS-Asriel-Dr6mr Work sharper! Not harder!
WULULULULULULULULU
WULULULULULULULULULULULULULULULULUULULULULULULUULULULUULUU "two seconds later" the big bank:failed reason cloaker
0:04 When I get detected, or I find out they have a Titan safe.
Now it's One Down in a nutshell
no comrade all of them would be bulldozers and cloakers, nothing else
0:04
When I find out I have a spider on my back
that cloaker part is accurate
Onat Efe Özkeskin except the cloaker just tackled Dallas, he‘ s not beating him senseless
This is offically my favorite vid
0:15 bulldozer
Nothing is more terrifying than the clocker sound in payday
The most accurate dw in a nutshell video ive ever seen.
Also, which song from the soundtrack is playing from 0:06 - 0:36?
i know right it's amazingly accurate
Ode to greed
:)
Thanks
***** Will do :)
MAKE WAY FOR THE DOZER
*CLOAKER SCREECHING*
THE CAPTAIN IS HERE
“AHHHHHHH I NEEEEED A MEDIC BAG”
“ we call this a difficulty tweak
TWENTY-THREE NINETEEN! *TWENTY THREE NINTEEEEEN!*
I can watch this video all day and not get bored.
Can't Stop Laughing xD, Great Job Dude, this is so true
I like how the Skulldozer had to use tweezers (or whatever it’s called) to extract the bag, as if it was a nuke from Meltdown.
Even with a 80% dodge build I still get falcon kicked by some Sam Fisher wannabe
HOW THE FUCK DO YOU GET 80% DODGE?!
@@bencenagy5459 by getting it
@@jumisramen6854 god i hate you for that
What skills did you use to get it, because i know for sure you need rouge
@@bencenagy5459 I don't remember I don't play payday anymore but just search and also I may have overstated by saying 80%
The max dodge you can get is 60 and 65 with the pocket ecm jammer effect, stop bullshitting.
0:02This is our Russichka and school 0:20Mai classmates adele costume omon and storm the school
on the cam it still shows a sock
because the cam has X-ray and he was stealing a sock :V
Me in a heist when my covers blown: 0:02
The leader: 0:07
Guys, the 23-19, go get it.
I'm pretty sure I watched this a few years back and here it is again. I can confirm cloakers and bulldozers would be like the first enemies to walk in on death wish. An instant down in less than a minute would have you like already?!
Largest & Trustee?
Also, the SWAT Van Turret
The Big Bank is named Largest & Trustee when compared to the normal bank which is Harvest & Trustee.
Lucios1995 This is playing before update.
Cloakers to this day are terrifying
0:04 when your doing homework in class and the teacher starts collecting it
LOL
Damnit the drills jammed
0:41 hold on, that's just mayhem difficulty
No, back in the old days, payday 2 only had 5 difficulties: normal, hard, very hard, overkill and death wish
THE CLOAKER LOL
This is actually better than real Deathwish
Stealthed Shacklethorne auction on DS and ran out of pagers
The very second the alarm triggered a Medic crawled through the basement window.
"Gensec: child detection" xD
Bain: GET THE THERMAL DRILL GUYS WHERE RUNNING OUT OF TIME
the drill: *across the street*
When someone tries to go get it there greeted by: 0:24
When it's a good time to bring a grenade launcher. :D
"Guys, the door that leads to the inside of a bank vault, go get it"
**detects four criminals**
**calls in entire tactical unit**
*brings in the fbi*
The one time anyone notices you it's a cloaket
aahhhhhhh I need a medic bag
IM DYYYYYYYYIIIINNNNNGGGG
Bulldozer: *i sleep*
Cloaker: *REAL SHIT*
Me: I have back pain
Google: We have the solution : )
The Solution:
This is really good editing :D good job :D
2015 POG!
The professional doesn't need to kill those people y'know!
0:23 lithe People blith people
Teaser Words not mines
I dont writed wrong
There was a moment of terror when I heard the cloaker noise as he was running
That' s me playing in difficulty normal lol
Im new in the game
I wanna know how you get cloakers, tasers and skulldozers on normal
"MAKE WAY FOR THE DOZER!!!!!!!!" - every dozer ever
Why was this in my recommended
scp foundation when they find an scp
shhhhh
can u hear it
its the sound of
git gud