Steven Wright on Craig Ferguson - 11/12/2014

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  • Опубликовано: 15 сен 2024
  • Steven's (presumably) last appearance on Craig Ferguson.

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  • @JustWasted3HoursHere
    @JustWasted3HoursHere 5 лет назад +41

    "Do you believe in God?"
    "I believe that God thinks He's God."
    Ha! Classic Steven!

    • @KevvoLightswift
      @KevvoLightswift 2 года назад +1

      My other favorite line related to that (not shown here) is “My theory on evolution is I think Darwin was adopted.”

  • @ForceMultiplier
    @ForceMultiplier 5 лет назад +17

    Craig Ferguson...an absolutely phenomenal comedian. Steven Wright...as dry a humor as one can be, and incredibly hilarious!

  • @carterdcomedy
    @carterdcomedy 5 лет назад +24

    This might be my favorite Steven Wright interview. It’s him without playing the exaggerated persona.

  • @codygainz6981
    @codygainz6981 6 лет назад +20

    So this is how long it took for Steven to break his act and say something heart to heart what a genius

    • @RingJando
      @RingJando 6 лет назад +1

      when did being "emotional" become equivalent to 'genius'?

  • @rubensanchezramirez7028
    @rubensanchezramirez7028 7 лет назад +82

    Steven always looks so thrilled to be on Craig's, like he enjoys to just talk to him and laugh at his quick wit

    • @richardeast3328
      @richardeast3328 6 лет назад +3

      erepsekahs Self reflection?

    • @jessica5497
      @jessica5497 6 лет назад +1

      Craig is really great

    • @Allagi22
      @Allagi22 4 года назад

      He never was a guest on the rest, clearly it was mutual appreciation

  • @OverlandOne
    @OverlandOne 6 лет назад +27

    "If I were you, I'd be sitting there." -Steven Wright.

  • @marcjameslevesque
    @marcjameslevesque 6 лет назад +21

    I was never a Craig Ferguson fan but this clip kind of won me over...the dynamic is great, thanks for the upload!

  • @lorriesmith5086
    @lorriesmith5086 6 лет назад +10

    Only Steven Wright could give anyone an existential crisis! In the funniest way possible! A legend!!

  • @gregthornton4209
    @gregthornton4209 6 лет назад +17

    I was stoned one day sitting on top of a wall. I got dizzy and fell off; spun in midair, and landed on my feet. Two cats were sitting nearby; one of them turned to the other one and said "See, that's how you do that..." Steven Wright

  • @WarpathHatred
    @WarpathHatred 6 лет назад +56

    Best appearance ever! I am almost positive that this is a very rare recording of Steven laughing.. he smiles but NEVER actually laughs and that is fuckin insane in itself.. I've been a fan of Craig for a long time but I have a new found respect for the man.. takes the man an hour to tell one joke and he starts every DVD with it's a great day for America but getting Steven wright to laugh out loud has to be my favorite.. I know what I said doesn't make much sense to a lot of people but Craig would understand my respect for him if he read it

    • @richardeast3328
      @richardeast3328 6 лет назад +3

      KnuckleHeaded Maggot Only Steven would buy a cordless extension cord and Craig would help him select the (w)right one.

    • @PriyanshuBharadwa
      @PriyanshuBharadwa 6 лет назад

      I understand you. I am not Craig.

    • @douglasdishman249
      @douglasdishman249 5 лет назад

      +Priyanshu Bharadwa (TheEXECentre) See you in hell amigo.

    • @PriyanshuBharadwa
      @PriyanshuBharadwa 5 лет назад

      @@douglasdishman249 I knowwww

    • @bigray2859
      @bigray2859 5 лет назад +1

      I understand perfectly what you said, I completely agree with you.

  • @bg11211
    @bg11211 4 года назад +6

    Ya know honestly I've never heard Steven Wright so normally heartfelt wow

  • @keithferris9574
    @keithferris9574 4 года назад +6

    This is a strangely emotional moment

  • @hbilha
    @hbilha 7 лет назад +10

    Steven is the perfect guy to chat when you're stoned.

    • @jozefmak1268
      @jozefmak1268 6 лет назад

      believe me, u'd like it more sober

  • @joshgibson9732
    @joshgibson9732 7 лет назад +22

    "All I am is a secretary of my mind."

  • @321hoss
    @321hoss 2 года назад +2

    I bought some dehydrated water the other day. Don't know what to add. Steven Wright

  • @PONYBOYonline
    @PONYBOYonline 6 лет назад +15

    Amazing how Craig didn't deflect the potentially awkward god question and was able to answer it straight up while transitioning it into a humorous response.

  • @khaldrogo1656
    @khaldrogo1656 6 лет назад +30

    Why Craig quit I will never know. The only reason to keep cable. Everyone else is so fake and plastic. The last great talk show host.

    • @Allagi22
      @Allagi22 4 года назад +6

      He grew tired of it. He hated network nonsense, by the time he quit he was ten years in, had good money, just hated interviewing celebs every night. And he was never going to take over for Letterman. So his time was limited regardless

    • @tipperary1082
      @tipperary1082 4 года назад +1

      Conan is good but during his remotes. His show should cut out the celebrity interviews altogether.

    • @EbonyPope
      @EbonyPope 3 года назад

      I was really sad too. Witty and funny. And you could learn a lot about flirting with ladies from him. I miss him.

  • @kris242
    @kris242 4 года назад +5

    Pretty sure Craig Ferguson is the only person who can make Stephen Wright break 😂

  • @internetcomputer1009
    @internetcomputer1009 9 лет назад +78

    "I believe that god thinks he's god." -Steven Wright

  • @Draeka
    @Draeka 3 года назад +2

    "Have you named your beard?" ~ "No, my beard is anonymous."

  • @ProjectRedfoot
    @ProjectRedfoot 6 лет назад +2

    Such a fucking great show why did it have to goooo

  • @kokane1798
    @kokane1798 6 лет назад +10

    steven complimenting his improv & it going completely over his head is the best shit ever

  • @patriarch_1776
    @patriarch_1776 2 года назад +2

    For some reason Craig can make Steven laugh…not many people can do that

  • @monolithsound
    @monolithsound 6 лет назад +4

    Legend, indeed

  • @plev10
    @plev10 4 года назад +1

    I like to think these guys hang out and do this all the time. I also like to think.

  • @marlintlt
    @marlintlt 9 лет назад +18

    steve still got it

  • @JosephDillman
    @JosephDillman 6 лет назад +2

    Really wanna hang out with this man. What a riot

  • @danacoleman4007
    @danacoleman4007 3 года назад +1

    Steven wright is one of my all-time favorites but Craig really gives him a run for his money here!

  • @Aarygon
    @Aarygon 5 лет назад +2

    Lmfao, dude, Stephen Writght is my favorite human being ever!

  • @mikec.9130
    @mikec.9130 6 лет назад +4

    "The biggest name-droppers are celebrities."

  • @PaulJonathanBrett
    @PaulJonathanBrett 2 года назад +1

    Craig was at his best on this show. Amazing.

  • @stuna101a
    @stuna101a 6 лет назад +11

    "I used to have a dog, a split some spot remover on him and he disappeared".

  • @AlanaBananaCanada
    @AlanaBananaCanada 6 лет назад +4

    I actually lol'd and that rarely happens

  • @ProjectRedfoot
    @ProjectRedfoot 6 лет назад +1

    This is so great

  • @misfitoy1
    @misfitoy1 6 лет назад +10

    Crap. I thought Steven died 10 years ago. I've been depressed for 10 years. Why did I think he'd died? Now, I'm happy.

  • @jackhousman6637
    @jackhousman6637 7 лет назад +4

    The mustache and goatee make him look like Scitch Henderson.

  • @nodave77
    @nodave77 7 лет назад +11

    I was really hoping for the first thing he said is a very unenthusiastic "thanks"

  • @elusivelectron
    @elusivelectron 6 лет назад +2

    I heard that sentence before when Craig Ferguson said it. That was a different now.

    • @alkholos
      @alkholos 6 лет назад

      Of course that was a different "now." Now it was "then." In twenty years - give or take - it will be "back then." As I always say (really!): "It is what it is and can't be what it ain't."

    • @abc-bu7nr
      @abc-bu7nr 2 года назад

      Sounds like Dark Helmet

  • @piggyroo100
    @piggyroo100 Год назад

    Now is always later than before

  • @mdjak3686
    @mdjak3686 3 года назад +1

    He could play Tevye in Fiddler.

  • @Sambob79
    @Sambob79 3 года назад +1

    "what I'm saying to you right now, is really happening"

  • @nicf1555
    @nicf1555 6 лет назад +4

    Ferguson looks some addams family cousin

  • @pauljurgen-romrig9616
    @pauljurgen-romrig9616 7 лет назад +4

    Who remembers Craig Ferguson as Bing Hitler?

    • @glammer
      @glammer 6 лет назад

      "The wasp is the skinhead of the insect world." I even remember his sister's act, the Alexander Sisters. How surprising was it to suddenly see him on a top US chat show?

    • @duxnihilo
      @duxnihilo 5 лет назад

      glammer define "top"

    • @sandymack9345
      @sandymack9345 5 лет назад

      Aye ah dae remember Bing
      Hitler..Pish.

  • @N3V3RSAYD13
    @N3V3RSAYD13 6 лет назад +1

    what a strange conversationh

  • @destiny-thegraphicnovel9521
    @destiny-thegraphicnovel9521 5 лет назад +1

    Steven Wright laughs! ahhhhhhh!

  • @adadadadist
    @adadadadist 3 года назад

    Hoping for some Stephen wright

  • @AlanaBananaCanada
    @AlanaBananaCanada 6 лет назад +1

    Chow-angangowrah! Im going to use that the next time i get chinese food!

  • @TheNextGoogification
    @TheNextGoogification 6 лет назад

    Imagine being an advertiser, and finding out that's the show that you paid to have your thing advertised on?

  • @plutoplatters
    @plutoplatters 6 лет назад

    Steven... what ever man says is what it is.

  • @ghostdragon3754
    @ghostdragon3754 6 лет назад +3

    Even high he's awesome.

  • @mac11380
    @mac11380 7 лет назад +14

    Steve smoked a few joints before he came out.

  • @chrisgemmell102
    @chrisgemmell102 7 лет назад +4

    Is steve stoned?

    • @MrHubadub
      @MrHubadub 4 года назад +1

      He was the guy on the couch in Half Baked, so probably not.

  • @dickcastle
    @dickcastle 6 лет назад +1

    I never understood the dancing horse in this show

  • @richardeast3328
    @richardeast3328 5 лет назад

    Wright once said that he bought a cordless extension cord.

    • @ryansheehan9462
      @ryansheehan9462 2 года назад

      Yes, and then many years later Bluetooth came along and now we all have them.

  • @Mr.XJ.96
    @Mr.XJ.96 6 лет назад +3

    26 people dont know what good comedy is......

  • @plev10
    @plev10 4 года назад

    If I were you I'd be sitting there. 🥂

  • @scottsoul64
    @scottsoul64 6 лет назад +1

    Nice to see Craig remembers he's Scottish now & again

  • @CipherSerpico
    @CipherSerpico 7 лет назад +8

    Does anyone actually know if Wright is a believer? He sounds more like an atheist/agnostic here
    I actually thought Ferguson gave a perfect answer, and that's exactly why I consider myself an agnostic instead of a pure atheist.
    Btw, how odd is it to hear Wright laugh, lol?

    • @grumpypoof9648
      @grumpypoof9648 6 лет назад +3

      Chris Serpicø Atheism and Agnosticism aren't mutually exclusive. One can be an agnostic atheist. This would be someone who has no belief in the existence of gods, but doesn't claim to know that god doesn't exist.

    • @CipherSerpico
      @CipherSerpico 6 лет назад +1

      Fart Bubble I agree. That’s roughly what I consider myself. Not because I think it’s plausible that there may be a bearded man in the sky - but because I think if the Universe was some kind of organism, that would technically be a god. Or if we were in the matrix - the creator would technically a god. Obviously those are not at all likely, but I think those kind of claims are much more likely than a bearded man that created himself before he existed and then created in the universe with his magic powers.

    • @ProjectRedfoot
      @ProjectRedfoot 6 лет назад +1

      Yeah, that belly laugh caught me off-guard

  • @tomleadbetter4422
    @tomleadbetter4422 3 года назад

    What the fucj happened in this interview

  • @MorsDengse
    @MorsDengse 4 года назад

    omg, a moustache episode ...

  • @neponsetriver
    @neponsetriver 6 лет назад +4

    He looks a little like a homeless man.

  • @comsictrippers
    @comsictrippers 4 года назад

    2020 Covid19 lol

  • @Le_Comte_de_Monte_Felin
    @Le_Comte_de_Monte_Felin Год назад

    Wow. Steve sold his soul to Satan after he sat down with whatsisface (the host).

  • @bashbrannigan
    @bashbrannigan 6 лет назад +1

    The beard doesn’t work

    • @RingJando
      @RingJando 6 лет назад +1

      covering up a dropping neck - Wright is 62 years old

  • @michaelxpettis
    @michaelxpettis 7 лет назад +16

    His humor works better when he is thin...

    • @davenorth8922
      @davenorth8922 6 лет назад +2

      and sober. The buzz he's got on in this interview sloes him down just a bit.

  • @mickavellian
    @mickavellian 6 лет назад +2

    Steven has not reached the level of the top comics of his era because he is a pain in the ass to talk to. He can not adlib an interview. Carson LOVED him and had him on until Steven went to the couch. TOTAL BOMB

    • @neponsetriver
      @neponsetriver 6 лет назад

      mickavellian So true. Excellent observation.

    • @jaredtucker6879
      @jaredtucker6879 4 года назад

      Buddy he’s a top 10 comedian of all time. Do some research

    • @GuillermoNicris
      @GuillermoNicris 4 года назад +1

      Check out "Steven Wright on Carson - Stand Up and Interview 1989." Spirited and funny conversation. Keep in mind Carson booked SW a second time like a week after his first appearance, and that was after a desk interview

  • @clydeb7713
    @clydeb7713 6 лет назад +1

    He used to be funny?

    • @RingJando
      @RingJando 6 лет назад +6

      You used to have a sense of humour . . .

  • @micd3402
    @micd3402 7 лет назад +1

    In my opinion Ferguson isn't funny.. and wright was one of the best comedians I have ever seen..
    Ferguson also came back to his home town in Cumbernauld (Scotland) where i worked at the the time with other famous kin... and was quite frankly rude.. with Michael Clark Duncan, who unfortunately died... but we where told we couldn't look at or speak to him. I am not insinuating anything for the mans death, but he is waaaaay above his station..

  • @truefreedom9308
    @truefreedom9308 6 лет назад +1

    very bad interview

    • @jessica5497
      @jessica5497 6 лет назад +7

      Actually a REALLY FUCKING GOOD INTERVIEW

  • @rickspyder6159
    @rickspyder6159 6 лет назад

    What a waste of time

  • @Jackspiring
    @Jackspiring 6 лет назад +1

    Craig ferguson is a terrible comedian

    • @jessica5497
      @jessica5497 6 лет назад +8

      I disagree, he is great

    • @sandymack9345
      @sandymack9345 5 лет назад +4

      I don't like comedians.. Particularly ones who have me laughing like there's no tomorrow.