Romeo and Juliet Alternate Ending

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  • Опубликовано: 13 сен 2024
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  • @sarahcb3142
    @sarahcb3142 3 года назад +2066

    We need Nancy to break in on more classic literature characters about to make stupid decisions. Please let this be a series!

    • @pjp9383
      @pjp9383 3 года назад +18

      Yes yes yes!

    • @jennamills6660
      @jennamills6660 2 года назад +9

      I would love to see Faust 😄

    • @Olodumare
      @Olodumare 2 года назад +3

      Well, Nancy heard ya! 😂😂😂😂😂

    • @daveshively6988
      @daveshively6988 2 года назад +6

      Cyrano could use some of this business.

    • @jonbongjovi1869
      @jonbongjovi1869 2 года назад +4

      I WANT TO SEE NOLKE start a series of fucked up POP SINGERS or BANDS that she stars in, so she can write some crazy songs in different genres!

  • @ckmv2858
    @ckmv2858 3 года назад +2202

    Everyone forgets about Rosaline... he was HEAD OVER HEELS in love with her like TWELVE MINUTES BEFORE HE MET JULIET! Juliet wasn't even the first person he fell in love with THAT DAY!

    • @ireallyreallyhategoogle
      @ireallyreallyhategoogle 3 года назад +81

      Let me guess, Rosaline was older than Juliet.

    • @GregorioGrasselli1972
      @GregorioGrasselli1972 3 года назад +113

      Do you know why. Because R&J is not really about love but about war. R&J's love is a normal teenage one (and Rosaline is there to prove it) but it is unlucky enough to grow in a war situation.

    • @MegaKhelditia
      @MegaKhelditia 3 года назад +116

      Rosalind was the older, freer gal knowing and avoiding Romeo's shit, while Juilet is too young and sheltered and groomed to know self-defense, and thus is idealized and pursued. And not just by Romeo.

    • @RicardoMoralesMassin
      @RicardoMoralesMassin 3 года назад +74

      I thought this was Rosaline at first

    • @johnmarx3919
      @johnmarx3919 3 года назад +53

      @@RicardoMoralesMassin it SHOULD have been!

  • @airwick4u
    @airwick4u 3 года назад +2665

    Im accepting this as canon now

    • @RobMedellin
      @RobMedellin 3 года назад +41

      2022: You playing in R&J, take 3 of the scene
      Director: Airwick why do you keep interrupting Juliet?!
      You: Call me Nancy and this is how it was

    • @wildernessisland2573
      @wildernessisland2573 3 года назад +16

      @@RobMedellin her friends call her Nance

    • @birchflash
      @birchflash 3 года назад +16

      @@wildernessisland2573 Her real friends call her 'Oh no, you poor thing'. Then Nance pulls out a bunch of Margaritas and forgets about the whole thing.

    • @doublelightangel
      @doublelightangel 3 года назад +5

      Yeah, who is this Shakespeare guy anyway? 😉😄

    • @kylahicks7054
      @kylahicks7054 3 года назад +1

      You in that RaJ fandom

  • @jessicawanyan9785
    @jessicawanyan9785 3 года назад +634

    Juliet: "I'm 13"
    Nancy: "Let's go get some margaritas"
    XDD

    • @alexandram2486
      @alexandram2486 2 года назад +17

      Those are emotional support margaritas

    • @joelellis7035
      @joelellis7035 2 года назад +6

      Juliet's will be virgin.

    • @Ummmaryameesa
      @Ummmaryameesa 2 года назад +1

      Better than suicide tho right

    • @marcocostanza
      @marcocostanza 2 года назад +1

      so wrong. since they are in italy and in verona they should go and get a spirtz . we are not barbarians

    • @BoraHorzaGobuchul
      @BoraHorzaGobuchul 5 месяцев назад

      Did they have those back then, though? Most likely plastic old wine... Did they even have bubbly?

  • @Shamil11
    @Shamil11 3 года назад +1837

    Nancy: He's dead?
    Also Nancy: Anyways..

  • @thanesgames9685
    @thanesgames9685 3 года назад +1371

    "Not even a real priest, its his best friend charlie".
    You won Shakespeare today!

  • @m.m.barton-howe
    @m.m.barton-howe 3 года назад +1534

    "I don’t wanna pull an Ophelia if you know what I mean." Excellent!

  • @StevenHe
    @StevenHe 3 года назад +1174

    I bet he laid there for the ENTIRE shoot didn’t he 😂😂😂

  • @tahoforbreakfast
    @tahoforbreakfast 3 года назад +1104

    I swear Nancy legit seemed like a completely different person. Mad respect to Julie's acting skills.

    • @evmcelroy
      @evmcelroy 3 года назад +27

      And her accents - always outstanding.

    • @JEDonnert
      @JEDonnert 3 года назад +9

      Same thoughts!

    • @jamesedwards6985
      @jamesedwards6985 3 года назад +15

      She'd be perfect if they ever do a reboot of the Nanny

    • @tahoforbreakfast
      @tahoforbreakfast 3 года назад +8

      @@evmcelroy I even watched that bit about Canva because she was just on point about everything. I have great admiration for her work.

    • @tahoforbreakfast
      @tahoforbreakfast 3 года назад +8

      @@jamesedwards6985 I couldn't stop thinking about Fran Drescher the entire skit!

  • @ThisIsTechToday
    @ThisIsTechToday 3 года назад +1918

    Wow. This ending is WAY better 😂

    • @jhonshephard921
      @jhonshephard921 3 года назад +14

      sorry to be that guy but that was the whole point of the play. It wasn't a love story it was a tragedy and the point was that these two kids were stupid.

    • @Aguadiablo
      @Aguadiablo 3 года назад +4

      @@jhonshephard921 Well, Romeo could have been twenty-one. So maybe not kid?

    • @JeanieTortoisefly
      @JeanieTortoisefly 3 года назад +12

      @@jhonshephard921 Agreed, and yet, for centuries people have been missing the message and seeing them as the ultimate romantic couple. (Don't get me started on a R&J rant!)

    • @ArthurET
      @ArthurET 3 года назад +1

      Hi I like ur vids

    • @ThisIsTechToday
      @ThisIsTechToday 3 года назад

      @@ArthurET thanks!

  • @KhoPhi
    @KhoPhi 3 года назад +1419

    "We were in love"
    "Trust me honey, w'all are!'
    Nothing but facts!

  • @tegandumpleton3360
    @tegandumpleton3360 3 года назад +426

    "And he's SO clingy. Last week, he was all moppy and teary-eyed cause this one gal, Rosalind, said she'd rather become a nun than date him.

    • @lifefindsaway7875
      @lifefindsaway7875 3 года назад +28

      I was hoping THIS character would be Rosalind, and she’s just say they have an on-again, off-again kind of thing

    • @Cyssane
      @Cyssane 3 года назад +16

      ​@@lifefindsaway7875 It's Rosaline, not Rosalind btw -- I made the same mistake when I looked it up. (Act 1 Sc 2, Benvolio's lines that end with "And I will make thee think thy swan a crow.") I was also hoping this was Rosaline, and Julie could've used almost the same speech: "I'm Rosaline, but everyone calls me Roz!" Amazing job though, and that accent was so good! * chef's kiss *

    • @tegandumpleton3360
      @tegandumpleton3360 3 года назад +1

      @@Cyssane thanks completely slipped my mine

  • @Brokenrain223
    @Brokenrain223 3 года назад +828

    "Once a Montague, always a Montague. That's what my mutha always says. She told me. She warned me."
    I AM DECEASED

    • @julienolke
      @julienolke  3 года назад +85

      💀💀

    • @tuseroni6085
      @tuseroni6085 3 года назад +30

      Wait how are you typing, you were alive the whole time!?

    • @mchia9699
      @mchia9699 3 года назад +13

      So is Romeo

    • @tuseroni6085
      @tuseroni6085 3 года назад +19

      @@mchia9699 woah spoilers!

    • @mchia9699
      @mchia9699 3 года назад +18

      @@tuseroni6085 oh gosh sorry! I know it is a relatively new play but Shakespeare is kinda famous so I thought you'd finished it!

  • @Goo_Gle.
    @Goo_Gle. 3 года назад +181

    I realized only when she was going through her sponsors that the 2nd actress was Julie. I literally went like ‘Hey this side actress was pretty good, I wonder if she has a channel of her own’ . I’ve been watching Julie for over a year and somehow I forgot that she does most of her stuff herself. Well played, sorceress. Well played

    • @julienolke
      @julienolke  3 года назад +62

      Best compliment ever!!!

  • @yabookprincess
    @yabookprincess 3 года назад +1343

    I love Nancy, please make this her theme to barge into stories and interrupt at most inconvenient times. I would absolutely watch a movie based on your story rather than original haha

    • @NM-gv3mu
      @NM-gv3mu 3 года назад +6

      Like Sassy Gay Friend?

    • @coribug42
      @coribug42 3 года назад +10

      @@NM-gv3mu like Cool Auntie

    • @vemrith
      @vemrith 3 года назад +27

      We need Nancy crashing Titanic now!

    • @yabookprincess
      @yabookprincess 3 года назад +5

      @@vemrith OH MY GOODNESS YES THAT'S GENIUS

    • @cobrasys
      @cobrasys 2 года назад +2

      This. Every day, all the time, this. 1000 times this.

  • @jackfroste
    @jackfroste 3 года назад +300

    I like endings where everyone doesn't kill themselves. Plus, now we can a sequel!

    • @angelicasmodel
      @angelicasmodel 3 года назад +1

      I definitely want a sequel!

    • @insaincaldo
      @insaincaldo 3 года назад +2

      I mean that relationship is not getting a sequel.

    • @jackfroste
      @jackfroste 3 года назад +1

      @@insaincaldo Yes but the spicy Soap Opera continues!

    • @wolfishpotato6978
      @wolfishpotato6978 3 года назад +5

      @@insaincaldo yes it is, how dare you belittle the beautiful friendship between juliet and Nancy, they definitely deserve a sequel. No other relationship was present

    • @insaincaldo
      @insaincaldo 3 года назад

      @@wolfishpotato6978 That relationship wasn't the one that just ended, now was it?

  • @FlorianFahrenberger
    @FlorianFahrenberger 3 года назад +388

    I knew it! Glad the real story is finally getting told. I should've known, that Shakespeare dude was just covering for his Romeo buddy. Men.

    • @julienolke
      @julienolke  3 года назад +99

      typical

    • @Szystedt
      @Szystedt 3 года назад +6

      Lmaooo, though how did you comment 18 hours ago ahah? Was it unlisted on patreon or something?

    • @anxofernandez3344
      @anxofernandez3344 3 года назад +5

      Everyone knew he was a player.

    • @FlorianFahrenberger
      @FlorianFahrenberger 3 года назад +18

      @@Szystedt Through the magic of paying money. ;-) Yes, Patreon supporters get early access. I don't do it for the early views though, but to support sketch comedy videos on RUclips. Very few of those left, sadly, and Julie is definitely one of the best.

    • @Szystedt
      @Szystedt 3 года назад +8

      @@FlorianFahrenberger Yeah, honestly, the most positive thing about this pandemic is Julie going viral letting so many more find her hilarious and amazing content! I'm in love with her channel and witty content

  • @robhall3311
    @robhall3311 3 года назад +21

    OMG...as a former Shakespearean actor and director, current Shakespeare teacher, and major fan of Ms. Nolkie, I can't believe how wonderful this is! "Once a Montague, always a Montague" - OMG! LMFAO! Just when I think that I've seen the peak of her writing and performance skills, she comes out with another one that just knocks it out of the park.... I am humbled, Ms. Nolke, and I bow to your greatness!

  • @19thHour
    @19thHour 3 года назад +1264

    Nancy is giving Mirror Julie a run for her money as the funniest character on this channel!

    • @pauljinadu
      @pauljinadu 3 года назад +3

      I swear...

    • @peterg76yt
      @peterg76yt 3 года назад +39

      Wait 'til Mirror Nancy appears in the sequel.

    • @benjaminlewis2910
      @benjaminlewis2910 3 года назад +7

      Don't let Mirror Julie hear you say that.

    • @pauljinadu
      @pauljinadu 3 года назад +9

      @@benjaminlewis2910 she's always drunk what can she possibly do ?

    • @nawarb.4226
      @nawarb.4226 3 года назад +1

      what video is mirror julie from?

  • @JocelynJBartolome
    @JocelynJBartolome 3 года назад +23

    This is HILARIOUS! my two favorite lines are "once a montegue, always a montegue" and "I don't wanna pull an Ophelia if you know what I mean". Great job Julie!

  • @hoibsh21
    @hoibsh21 3 года назад +430

    If only Shakespeare lived a little longer to see this!!

    • @PeteC62
      @PeteC62 3 года назад +5

      Well, Ryan George is around to see it, same difference.

    • @EterPuralis
      @EterPuralis 3 года назад +4

      @Da Royal General u sure, because the whole original plot is basically "kids are rash, overdramatic, and dumb"

    • @ivanvalentin7713
      @ivanvalentin7713 3 года назад +8

      Alittle?

    • @censusgary
      @censusgary 3 года назад +7

      Well, 405 years longer.

    • @Tom_McMurtry
      @Tom_McMurtry 3 года назад +1

      @@EterPuralis Sounds about right. But also surprisingly smart and insightful at times, and perhaps unsurprisingly surprising. Glad that's the case as they are the future after all even with a load of growing left to do.

  • @danibob2967
    @danibob2967 2 года назад +27

    Oscar-worthy performance. Julie's acting, you guys. We need to get her a part on a feature film.

  • @JohnWilliams-cr2sz
    @JohnWilliams-cr2sz 3 года назад +391

    "I don't want to pull an Ophelia."
    Oh god, that line killed me. Amazing job!!

  • @richardaversa7128
    @richardaversa7128 2 года назад +16

    Julie's acting abilities have always been impressive but this is a new level

  • @awesomeduck9994
    @awesomeduck9994 3 года назад +157

    I like nancy. I hope we get to see her again

  • @positivelypositive1324
    @positivelypositive1324 3 года назад +135

    I'm from Long Island, New York, and this IS the NY Long Island Italian-American accent spot on!

    • @a.kasten2586
      @a.kasten2586 3 года назад +11

      As a fellow (former) Long Islander, I can confirm this! I went to highschool with Nancy!

    • @doodoobutter101
      @doodoobutter101 3 года назад +3

      YUP! Well done Julie!

    • @larrypass6720
      @larrypass6720 3 года назад +1

      It's pronounced "Lawn Guyland".

  • @gutspraygore
    @gutspraygore 3 года назад +84

    Julie: Hi, we're here for a reservation for two.
    Host: Great, where is the other member?
    Julie: We're both here.
    Host: Ah... ok. Um, right this way.

  • @LaurenGraceHarding
    @LaurenGraceHarding 3 года назад +88

    I love Nancy!!!! Props to Julie for smashing that accent too! 😆💯👏

    • @julienolke
      @julienolke  3 года назад +14

      💘💘

    • @shanemorris3554
      @shanemorris3554 3 года назад +2

      @@julienolke i was gonna say the accent was flawless! Have you been taking scent lessons from Brian Jordan Alvarez or something? Haha

  • @muzvid
    @muzvid 2 года назад +18

    Honestly, Julie, I can't decide which I appreciate more, your writing skills, or your knack for portraying distinctive characters! It's especially fun to watch you act opposite yourself when I can watch you inhabit 2 (or more) different roles at the same time!

  • @williamblakehall5566
    @williamblakehall5566 3 года назад +173

    I think we need more Nancy interrupting more classics.

    • @EcceJack
      @EcceJack 3 года назад +4

      I second that!

    • @blancabt
      @blancabt 3 года назад +3

      I third that!

    • @BoraHorzaGobuchul
      @BoraHorzaGobuchul 5 месяцев назад

      Concur. Why not do some heavier stuff, too, and maybe more arthhouse, like "an occurrence at the owl creek bridge"?

  • @calmyourmind5665
    @calmyourmind5665 3 года назад +238

    I like how Juliet was offended with Romeo for faking his death when she'd just woken up from doing the same thing.

    • @anaCalaudia
      @anaCalaudia 3 года назад +33

      she told him tho. It's not her fault he didn't get the message!

    • @calmyourmind5665
      @calmyourmind5665 3 года назад +30

      @@anaCalaudia Just goes to show the postal service hasn't improved in over 500 years.

    • @indrinita
      @indrinita 3 года назад +4

      @@calmyourmind5665 particularly in Italy, where the story takes place.

    • @andrewkohler3707
      @andrewkohler3707 3 года назад +5

      Well, to be fair, she was playing dead, but she wasn't going to let him kill himself ;-P

    • @greyeyed123
      @greyeyed123 2 года назад +5

      @@calmyourmind5665 The letter didn't get to Romeo in time because the messenger was quarantined... So, the more things change, the more they say the same.

  • @jonathanu4663
    @jonathanu4663 3 года назад +694

    "Typical. He owes me 20 bucks." ROFL

    • @julienolke
      @julienolke  3 года назад +60

      😝😝😝

    • @ya472
      @ya472 3 года назад +11

      A Gem.

    • @RickofEarthTV
      @RickofEarthTV 3 года назад +19

      Seriously this was gold. I haven’t laughed this hard in a long time

    • @ireallyreallyhategoogle
      @ireallyreallyhategoogle 3 года назад +8

      @@julienolke Right, Nancy forgot to ask for her 20 bucks when Romeo woke up.

    • @bookraccoon
      @bookraccoon 3 года назад +3

      Oh I thought she said "Tybolt owes me 20 bucks"

  • @quickfrog57
    @quickfrog57 3 года назад +285

    Julie continues to be great at acting against herself. And her makeup/costume capabilities really shone through in this one, she really looks convincingly like a dead man on that bed.

    • @Tomonkey4
      @Tomonkey4 3 года назад +9

      Holy crap. I was impressed by the New Yorker, but I didn't even think about the body... That's some good acting/editing/makeup/prosthetics. Haha

    • @nikig1605
      @nikig1605 2 года назад +1

      Ummm, that's NOT Julie on the bed. It's actually some dude playing dead; look really closely (3:16). I'm not sure that she has the budget for the amount of prosthetics that would've been needed to change the shape of her face THAT much. And the shape of the person's body and butt are not Julie. She probably just roped in a friend to be in her sketch, maybe by promising him free margaritas!🤣👍

    • @quickfrog57
      @quickfrog57 2 года назад +18

      @@nikig1605 (pssst, it was a joke, cause you know how Julie usually plays all of the characters in her sketches, so I was was making a joke related to that)

  • @simonmandrakejones
    @simonmandrakejones 3 года назад +154

    My friend's kid is studying Romeo and Juliet is school...He has just about made it through the Baz Luhrman movie. He is going to love this.

    • @odizzido
      @odizzido 3 года назад +2

      It's an awful story. Maybe in a time where the only other entertainment around was beating eachother in the head with sticks it was good but it's really overrated trash today.

    • @Ck87JF
      @Ck87JF 3 года назад

      What about the Dicaprio movie?

  • @adamlaski9128
    @adamlaski9128 3 года назад +20

    Julie’s such a good actor it took me a hot second to realize Nancy wasn’t another person

  • @peterlopinto
    @peterlopinto 3 года назад +282

    You can really tell that Julie has studied accents, her characters feel real and never get stale

    • @soupwizard
      @soupwizard 3 года назад +7

      Perhaps "Nancy" is Julie's real accent...

    • @borgoat1220
      @borgoat1220 3 года назад +1

      Accents are overrated. And when they are done by non-native speakers, they tend to be stereotypical caricatures making fun of native speakers. Good actors can make “characters feel real and never get stale” without accents.

  • @amicusgm
    @amicusgm 3 года назад +35

    This should be shown to every high school class as part of the "Romeo & Juliet" unit.

  • @santiagor.z3708
    @santiagor.z3708 3 года назад +484

    "Oh come one honey everyone and their mom was sleeping with him"
    🤣🤣🤣 had me dead💀💀💀

  • @mrrobotreads
    @mrrobotreads 3 года назад +32

    "Rosaline" would have made more sense, but otherwise, very solid comedy

  • @drachenmagus1604
    @drachenmagus1604 3 года назад +338

    I mean Romeo was in "love" with Rosaline literally seconds before seeing Juliet. He only went to the party because Rosaline was there and even claims no one could be more lovely than her... Then he sees Juliet and BAM, forgets about Rosaline, and now is in love with Juliet without even talking to her... Just saying... Juliet could have done better.

    • @jamesdewane1642
      @jamesdewane1642 3 года назад +31

      Right on all counts. So it's a cautionary tale you take your daughters to see before they get all dreamy-eyed around guys. You take notes and see it again and again till she can name all the red flags and lack of due diligence. "Secret marriage!" C'mon man!

    • @jspettifer
      @jspettifer 3 года назад +9

      100%.
      If she had been a little older and less impressed by his overtures, I’m certain he would have moved on very quickly.
      I always struggled with this part of this play at school.

    • @the_SolLoser
      @the_SolLoser 3 года назад +4

      @@jamesdewane1642 My daughters will learn to hate this xD

    • @WelcomeApathy
      @WelcomeApathy 3 года назад +16

      @@jspettifer Well, the play was meant as basically a parody of young, dumb love, and how love and hate can make people act like fools. People think it's some tragic love story, but it was written to the extremes to specifically disparage that trope.

    • @Daniko2
      @Daniko2 3 года назад +9

      Well…. Juliet didn’t have many choices. It was pretty much take a chance on the smooth-talking pretty boy, find herself a virgin married to a middle-aged stranger in a couple of days, or become a nun. At least this way she got some with a person she chose first? Bet Nancy could help her make the best of the new marriage, though!

  • @figthegiant9324
    @figthegiant9324 2 года назад +5

    Awwww Nancy’s such a supportive queen we all need a friend like her

  • @syntaxusdogmata3333
    @syntaxusdogmata3333 3 года назад +270

    _"You were alive the WHOLE TIME?"_
    Somewhere, William's laughing. 😏

  • @Octoberfurst
    @Octoberfurst 2 года назад +4

    This was a hilarious skit! Please do more like this! And please give us more of the Nancy character. She is a gem!

  • @mimharries4349
    @mimharries4349 3 года назад +211

    Romeo being alive the whole time has some very dark implications for how he ends his relationships...

    • @ulNag
      @ulNag 2 года назад +8

      *gasps*

    • @helenl3193
      @helenl3193 2 года назад +15

      He's clearly misunderstood the term "ghosting"

    • @makarabaduk1754
      @makarabaduk1754 2 года назад +1

      Gaslighting with poison gas...

  • @kailexx1962
    @kailexx1962 3 года назад +1

    I know many people have said this, but it bears repeating....This channel has been the best discovery for me during COVID. Endlessly entertaining.

  • @ensa89
    @ensa89 3 года назад +302

    Honestly, I like this so much more than William's version. He was such a drama queen.

    • @ivanvalentin7713
      @ivanvalentin7713 3 года назад +13

      To be fair to William, he never published this. I believe I read this was published after his death alongside other incomplete/unpublished works. Boy knew it was lowkey trash

    • @ensa89
      @ensa89 3 года назад +5

      @@ivanvalentin7713 That is a huge invasion of his privacy! His ghost should sue everyone involved... or at least their heirs.

    • @ivanvalentin7713
      @ivanvalentin7713 3 года назад +2

      @@ensa89 Um, I also read he has no heirs. I believe his last name was lost, uh in any case regardless of individuals feelings about it respecting the privacy of dead people seems rather... Wasteful! I may believe it's hot trash but knowing he didn't publish it gives me some context into the artist. It's rather common for dead artist's unpublished work to surface, sometimes hugely in part because of their families pushing for it. I dunno, seems to me like you may be looking at this from a pretty one-sided perspective. I think it's awesome we get to see hot trash they were too embarrassed to share while they were alive, unless they explicitly ask otherwise on their will which is not unheard of

    • @emilymoran9152
      @emilymoran9152 3 года назад +10

      Keep in mind, Shakespeare's point was that this whole situation is BAD. It's a tragedy, not a proper love story! Basically the message is "Hey parents! Stop your feuding or it might end up killing your over-dramatic idiot kids!"

    • @ensa89
      @ensa89 3 года назад

      ​@@ivanvalentin7713 I did a tiny bit of research and saw that Romeo and Juliet was published way after Shakespeare's death, so he has no say in it anyway, legally speaking. But anyways I don't think it's awesome to share something someone might be embarrassed about.

  • @JonFortenbury
    @JonFortenbury 3 года назад +7

    I love that you do all your sponsored ads in character. Your acting skills are better than 99% of sketch comedy acting. Keep up the good work :)

  • @jerseykaari
    @jerseykaari 3 года назад +152

    Being from NJ, I can say this with some authority-
    Julie completely nailed it as a North East Coast Italian. Perfection!! 😍

    • @selewachm
      @selewachm 3 года назад +3

      Agreed! I'm from NJ too but I moved away in 75 to get away from that accent!!!

    • @herrp8765
      @herrp8765 3 года назад +3

      From Philly here. She sounds like my mom!

    • @eugenedegeorge5084
      @eugenedegeorge5084 3 года назад +6

      I was waiting for her to say let's get some "cawfee".

    • @jasonlynch282
      @jasonlynch282 3 года назад +2

      She made me want a cannoli.

    • @mivvymakesmusic
      @mivvymakesmusic 3 года назад +1

      Aha, that's why she reminded me of Alessia Cara's character Gianna Vitale!

  • @jonathanm9436
    @jonathanm9436 3 года назад +2

    You cannot possibly get any better. So good. And I watched all your sponsor ad because I couldn't get enough of Nanc's voice. Wow.

  • @thelastwriter4000
    @thelastwriter4000 3 года назад +600

    It would be hilarious if Nancy walks in on Mirror Julie and Julie talking.

  • @PeterSedesse
    @PeterSedesse 3 года назад +7

    Damn, I didn't even realize Nancy was Julie until the promo at the end. I thought it was another colab. You have a wicked Brooklyn accent.

  • @lilaf786
    @lilaf786 3 года назад +83

    women supporting women! fantastic, this is my new headcanon

  • @ashemgold
    @ashemgold 3 года назад +1

    You ARE HILARIOUS! Sorry for raising my font. Too funny. And since I already depend so heavily on Canva (All my online thumbnails AND I recently had event flyers printed. Very speedy and professional.) I'm coming back for more comedy. Thanks!

  • @TesserId
    @TesserId 3 года назад +80

    Staying in character for the sponsor. That is just so fun.

  • @PeterHSPeter
    @PeterHSPeter 3 года назад

    Julia is the only person who makes me stay for the sponsor ad.

  • @ShaunCheah
    @ShaunCheah 3 года назад +150

    Absolutely in-character for Romeo. He starts the play pining over some girl and as an audience we have expectations like "oh I thought he had to meet Juliet, didn't know they already had a thing" and then he drops the name and it isn't Juliet at all, it's Rosaline, but as soon as Juliet appears we never hear of her again.
    Also grateful for the inclusion of Juliet's age; a lot adaptations and retellings leave out that facet but all her decisions make so much more sense when you realize that she's basically just a child being strung along by this creepy Italian groomer.

    • @iancossey105
      @iancossey105 3 года назад +9

      A bit harsh, especially considering he ends up killing himself because he thinks she's dead. Not exactly the actions of a 'player' :-)

    • @recoveringsoul755
      @recoveringsoul755 3 года назад +9

      well in those days it was common to get married around 14, and without birth control, and with women dying in childbirth, it was not uncommon for a man to have one wife after another. So the husbands were normally older than the wife

    • @emilylewis5373
      @emilylewis5373 3 года назад +9

      @@recoveringsoul755 Ok. To be fair I used to think this. It was not common to get married at 14. However it was not unheard of for wealthy families to marry off at that age. Now, even if they did marry young it was super common for them to not consummate the marriage till they were older.

    • @iancossey105
      @iancossey105 3 года назад +11

      @@recoveringsoul755 Yes, that too. Arden 3 considers Romeo as "probably a teenager like Juliet", with his age in Bandello (one of Shakespeare's sources) as "between 20 and 21", while in the sources Juliet is "16 or 18", so the age gap is relatively consistent. It's not as if he's supposed to be an experienced adult either. This is probably why he misrecognises his feelings for Rosaline as 'true love', only to be thoroughly whacked around the head by his first experience of the Real Thing when he meets Juliet.
      I think people just latch onto the 'Juliet is 14' thing, forget context (historical and textual) and are too quick to judge a C17th play through the filters of C21st sexual and gender politics, which is... well, let's say regrettable :-)

    • @the_SolLoser
      @the_SolLoser 3 года назад

      Italian groomer xD
      Boy, do they need it. Lmao

  • @garytate8284
    @garytate8284 3 года назад +2

    Excellent accent and scripting. Playing off each character must be so hard to get it as natural as this. This is why I recommend you to everyone!

  • @IronMongoose1
    @IronMongoose1 3 года назад +16

    Instant classic. One of my favourite Julie Nolke sketches.

  • @Shlime112
    @Shlime112 3 года назад

    lots of respect for the specific video length, accompanied by an excellent video

  • @BigGoronSword
    @BigGoronSword 3 года назад +21

    Yes. More of this please. More Alternate endings of Shakespeare plays, but they all must have Nancy!

    • @kstepko
      @kstepko 3 года назад +1

      YES PLEASE! 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

    • @christopherb501
      @christopherb501 2 года назад

      Even better if there's continuity between her appearances!

  • @flaviocappelli7506
    @flaviocappelli7506 3 года назад +5

    This is just pure talent! I can't stop being surprised by your imagination in every single video

  • @joealtmaier9271
    @joealtmaier9271 3 года назад +28

    "Huuge thank you, to today's spwonser!" I'm cracking up.

  • @Daergarz
    @Daergarz 3 года назад +57

    "Sweetheart, it's his friend Charlie, he does this all the time." Died.
    Edit: Also, I really figured she'd stab him in a buttock when he woke up.

  • @green2red
    @green2red 3 года назад +92

    Finally! The real story comes out! Ahh Julie Nolke, Where would we be without you? ---Stuck in a pandemic with no one to explain, no doubt! 😉💜

    • @the_SolLoser
      @the_SolLoser 3 года назад

      Are "we" though? Are "we" really stuck in a pandemic? Seriously, where I live, you'd have no idea that there was even a lockdown at some point. It's beautiful!!

    • @the_SolLoser
      @the_SolLoser 3 года назад

      @@green2red If you want me to troll you, I can. If you believe someone has misunderstood you, then try explaining it instead of talking down to others. You're not helping anything with that kind of attitude. Here's an example:
      "Oh, whoopsie. I wasn't even REMOTELY trying to troll you. I was just reaching out, share my experience, and maybe start a dialogue - I didn't know that was out-of-bounds here. Someone should have posted the rules so that we didn't end up here. ;)"

  • @girl001
    @girl001 3 года назад

    Awesome. My favorite Julie Nolke so far!

  • @47buckeddy
    @47buckeddy 3 года назад +32

    "He owes me 20 bucks but Oh My Gawd, Romeo?!?"
    Nancy, he's dead, he can't hear you complain lmao

    • @the_SolLoser
      @the_SolLoser 3 года назад +4

      Except that he's not, so he actually can. Lmao.

  • @melindamaddox9364
    @melindamaddox9364 3 года назад +1

    So nice to see Sam make an appearance!

  • @Ayeshteni
    @Ayeshteni 3 года назад +22

    As a big Shakespeare fan, all I can say is..., love it, when can we get more?

  • @earleenthomas2572
    @earleenthomas2572 2 года назад

    Genius! Big Shakespeare fan, here, and I think will would love this!

  • @LaughBoys
    @LaughBoys 3 года назад +41

    Didn’t know Shakespeare spent time in New Jersey while writing Romeo and Juliet!

    • @pHD77
      @pHD77 3 года назад +2

      Oh, so you don't know about Shakespeare's first draft of Romeo & Nancy? 😉

  • @joriehenrickson
    @joriehenrickson 3 года назад +2

    "It's just his friend Charlie! He does it all the time." Nice one, Julie! :-)

  • @michaelcompton2894
    @michaelcompton2894 3 года назад +8

    Your time-traveling covid updates were great, but this - this is at an entirely different level. LOVED it!

  • @TheAeris07
    @TheAeris07 2 года назад +1

    This skit is brilliant.

  • @mariaskabardonis8353
    @mariaskabardonis8353 3 года назад +38

    Hilarious. They should show this sketch in English classes after reading Romeo anf Juliet. I would change the other girl name to Roselyn though lol

    • @anhphi100
      @anhphi100 3 года назад +8

      Yes I thought the girl interrupting would be her lol

    • @MegaKhelditia
      @MegaKhelditia 3 года назад +1

      @@anhphi100 Same

    • @nerowolfe736
      @nerowolfe736 3 года назад +1

      Rosalind, but I teach English. I'll see my way out.

  • @nobody0-070
    @nobody0-070 2 года назад

    I swear only Julie can think of such creative video concepts...

  • @Edriely
    @Edriely 3 года назад +5

    We all need a Nancy in our lives. Greatly improved the story having her come in.

  • @bazilwreckerloughead
    @bazilwreckerloughead 3 года назад +62

    "I'm Juliet, my friends call me Julie for short." That Romeo sure has a type. Am I right!?

    • @elrey8876
      @elrey8876 3 года назад +3

      Brunette Julie is my type

  • @xplosiv211
    @xplosiv211 3 года назад +24

    Oh honey, he's not even a real priest. That's just his friend, they do that all the time....
    Also, great job on that accent Julie. Not bad for a Canadian, aye.

  • @C_Holloway
    @C_Holloway 2 года назад

    I stumbled across this while looking for Romeo and Juliet related stuff; this is too funny! Kudos! 😂😂😂🙌🏻🙌🏻🙌🏻

  • @FuzzyStripetail
    @FuzzyStripetail 3 года назад +44

    It was a tragedy that Nancy didn't say the classic (though somewhat altered) line of "O Romeo, Romeo wherefore art thou $20 thine oweth me?".

    • @doodoobutter101
      @doodoobutter101 3 года назад +1

      “Wherefore” actually means “why” in Early Modern English.

    • @EcceJack
      @EcceJack 3 года назад +1

      "where now art thy/thine $20 thou oweth me", perhaps? :D ("where now" to keep the two syllables from "wherefore")

    • @Warriorcats64
      @Warriorcats64 2 года назад

      "O Romeo, Romeo why dost thou refuse to pay me thine debt of $20?"

  • @JackBWatkins
    @JackBWatkins 3 года назад

    Oh Julie, oh Julie, where art thou my fair Julie. Your face is the moon and your acting like the stars on the Silver Screen. And this skit shows your beauty, talent, creativity and range. BRAVO!!!

  • @RS-pk4mp
    @RS-pk4mp 3 года назад +19

    R and J: The Bronx version. I love Nan's accent! The Nanny does Shakespeare. But she is right. Once a Montague, always a Montague. Words of wisdom for today's, uh, 13 year olds (Yikes!) ....Made my Thursday, yet again Julie. Oh that this too solid flesh would resolve itself and melt into a dew . . . etc.

    • @doodoobutter101
      @doodoobutter101 3 года назад +1

      The Nanny/Fran Drescher’s accent is more of a Queens/Jewish accent (not quite The Bronx). In this vid, Julie is doing more of an Italian New York accent (a la Mona Lisa Vito from My Cousin Vinny), which can indeed be found in the Bronx and also parts of Brooklyn, Staten Island, Queens, and Long Island.

    • @steriopticon2687
      @steriopticon2687 3 года назад

      That 'one hit wonder' Lenny did it with Manhattan a while back.

    • @hoonsenior6963
      @hoonsenior6963 3 года назад

      Not to be pedantic but…wrong play…that was that dithering idiot piglet’s second soliloquy. “…or that the everlasting had not fixed his canon ‘gainst self slaughter. To die, to sleep…to sleep, perchance to dream, aye there’s the rub…for in that sleep of death what dreams may come must give us pause…etc.” Basically a rehash of his first “To be or not to be, that is the question. Whether ‘tis nobler of the mind to suffer the slings and arrows etc.” I mean really…come ON Hammy…the guy killed your dad, slept with your mom AND took over the family business…off him already.

    • @hoonsenior6963
      @hoonsenior6963 3 года назад

      Or maybe time has blurred the memories of my Lit 12 class and I’m combining the two…it’s been over 40 years now. Still don’t like Hamlet though.

  • @jeramyh9344
    @jeramyh9344 3 года назад

    This is my favorite skit so far.

  • @RedWanheda
    @RedWanheda 3 года назад +116

    I loved this take on the Romeo and Juliet thing. More realistic. Except for the 13 year old in a margarita party 😜

    • @macmaresa
      @macmaresa 3 года назад +13

      Lol you‘re not German

    • @eliahabib5111
      @eliahabib5111 3 года назад +21

      I don't think they had a drinking age limitation in Verona.

    • @RedWanheda
      @RedWanheda 3 года назад +2

      @@eliahabib5111 hahaha sure!
      But clearly they're not in Verona anymore... 🇨🇦

    • @brentmartin6833
      @brentmartin6833 3 года назад +4

      Well She did the Deed, almost meets the Dead, and her evidently not dead "Husband" is two or more timing her....
      Margaritas might be her least worst thing of the day.

  • @dumboli0321
    @dumboli0321 3 года назад

    Julie!!!! This was one of your best! Thank you!!!

  • @vinayk6409
    @vinayk6409 3 года назад +61

    Holy crap the acting and story were both SO good! So much accuracy lol. Ngl anyone like Nancy would annoy me so much in person, after this video illl be more open she's awesome

  • @ChristophBrinkmann
    @ChristophBrinkmann 2 года назад

    I was today years old when I stumbled across this YT channel and it's like the best thing ever. Love it, love it, love it, 10 out of fucking 10.

  • @WilliamTheMovieFan
    @WilliamTheMovieFan 3 года назад +115

    Romeo got better, did he? Apparently Juliet never watched Monty Python's Holy Grail.

  • @EcceJack
    @EcceJack 6 месяцев назад

    RUclips recommended this to me (again), and who am I to say no! 😄 One of my favourite sketches :D
    The acting is superb, the twists are great - and while Nancy is A++++ (we still need more Nancy interrupting famous stories), let me also acknowledge that Juliet's hair looks AMAZING!! :)

  • @nikig1605
    @nikig1605 2 года назад +4

    Julie IS an entire ensemble cast. And she. is. AWESOME!
    And she needs to do more _Nancy interrupts famous scenes that were about to go stupid and makes them right_ sketches. She'll be the Kabhy Lame of the internet!🤣

  • @bipedalbob
    @bipedalbob 3 года назад

    Wow that was the first add I've found intersting so I watched it in a longtime.
    Great acting.

  • @innocentbystander309
    @innocentbystander309 3 года назад +3

    3:00 Sorry Julie, this was a real missed "Holy Cannoli" opportunity.

  • @xequation
    @xequation 2 года назад

    Hilarious, one of the best yet. And OMG, you do Nancy so well, luv the accent. I'm still laughing as I write this :-)

  • @MrAwesomeEngineer
    @MrAwesomeEngineer 3 года назад +6

    How comes no one mentioned how gorgeous Julie looks with the long black hair? 😍

  • @RamblinRick_
    @RamblinRick_ 3 года назад +1

    Love that she stayed in character for the advert.

  • @hiltonian_1260
    @hiltonian_1260 3 года назад +116

    Let’s not forget that Romeo killed a member of her family in a pointless duel. Dude’s a loser. Move on.
    Hilarious as always.

    • @CCUFilmClub
      @CCUFilmClub 3 года назад +6

      Whoa!!!! Whoa whoa!!! Romeo did not kill Tybalt for some pointless reason. Romeo actually tried really hard to not fight Tybalt. As a matter of fact, Tybalt was instigating the fight so much that Mercutio, Hamlet's Friend, had to step in because it was embarrassing. The only reason that Romeo fights Tybalt s because Tybalt killed his best friend. It was out of vengeance and honor, not even close to a "Pointless duel". Tybalt is the bad guy in that situation, not Romeo.

    • @hiltonian_1260
      @hiltonian_1260 3 года назад +4

      @@CCUFilmClub , would thy name be…Montague? (Casually bites thumb)

    • @jspettifer
      @jspettifer 3 года назад +5

      At the start of the play Romeo was obsessed with Rosaline.
      Sure he would have been off Juliet and onto the next chick in a couple of weeks.

    • @CCUFilmClub
      @CCUFilmClub 3 года назад

      @@jspettifer I think many people fail to realize that Romeo was a 19 year old kid. Both he and Juliet are naive and foolish about the concept of love. How many of us cried over the loss of our two week middle school relationship? Is he dramatic, yes, but that's kinda the point. The reason he was so heart broken about Rosaline is BECAUSE he is a spoiled rich kid who doesn't know anything about love. When he meets Juliet, he's supposed to discover "TRUE" love. To him, Juliet is the one true love he's meant to be with. This is clear in the fact that he decides to marry her. His behavior when trying to quell Tybalt from fighting is also a sign that he has matured, at least a little. In the end both he and Juliet show their immaturity. I mean no one talks about the fact that Juliet was willing to kill herself first, that's how all this got started. Romeo got banished and Juliet couldn't live without him, so she went to Friar Lawerence. The entire "I'm gonna pretend to die, but not die" plan was Friar Lawerence's idea. I just feel like Romeo gets so much hate, when he TOO is a teenager in love. Yes I know Juliet is 13 but, once again, that was VERY normal for the time period. You can't hold a fictional character in a period piece to the same standards of us today.

    • @inapickle806
      @inapickle806 2 года назад

      @CCUFILMCLUB I agree that Romeo is supposed to also be immature and impetuous and therefore not to be fully blamed, but I think that also supports the point that his love for Juliet is likely no deeper than his love for Rosaline. They talk for about 15 minutes total before their marriage. It was not normal in 14th C Italy or in 16th C England for a 13 year old girl to marry. The average age at marriage for a 16th C Englishwoman was 25 (European Marriage Trends). Shakespeare wanted his audience (like a contemporary one) to think, "she's way too young! They're just kids!" People believe everybody got married so young because of the somewhat common arranged engagements/marriages (alliances) among royalty and the aristocracy, but this was not the norm even among the aristocracy and if either or both were really young they generally stayed with their respective parents until they were in at least their mid teens.

  • @lastwhovianx1719
    @lastwhovianx1719 3 года назад

    Italian Julie from Brooklyn was not something I thought we deserve but was definitely needed!!

  • @ElementalWhispers
    @ElementalWhispers 3 года назад +11

    Love this! Obsessed with that accent and your pink velvet shirt. I feel Nancy needs to befriend Miss Havisham from Great Expectations. Maybe if she'd drowned her sorrows in margs with the girls instead of becoming a recluse and wearing nothing but her wedding dress, she could have lived a full and happy life 🍸🍹

  • @DannyBPlays
    @DannyBPlays 3 года назад

    This is the version they should teach in school and all high school plays need to adopt this revision

  • @misterj597
    @misterj597 3 года назад +3

    Ok. Nance is officially the second best character, behind Mirror Julie!