he was profiled for having a very long and thin handlebar moustache and goatee, fingers arched in a scheming position at all times, and the fact he was fleeing from the railroad tracks
Hearing her say "bad guy" just sounds so terrible it's like they were trying to be kid friendly or something even though there was guns and people swearing
I’m just thinking about how horrified the groundskeeper was when they saw a whole convoy of police cars driving across their perfectly sloped and manicured greens.
Save the school, get super powers because youre the main character, defeat the bad guy, get all the fame and live happily every after If you have not thought about this scenario ever your childhood is messed up
@@justinlast2lastharder749ahhh core memory unlocked, I remember putting on pre-recorded episodes of that show to fall asleep when I was a kid. DVRs were so cool.
I love her tone when she said "And DRIVES over to the porta-potty!" as if it was meant to be followed up with a "Can you believe that? He DROVE the golfcart!!!!"
He would have been hunched over in there to stop him from laying in it, then when it got pushed over he would have fallen into it all over again lol glorious
The fear of this happening to me (not the criminal part, being trapped in a box full of piss and poop) is one of the reason I never use a portapotty. Now at least I know my fear has been used for something good
what charlie missed is that middle of nowhere port-a-potties, though used rarely, could have also been cleaned out rarely, and could have possibly stewed and marinated enough for its potency to rival any other port-a-potties at a burning man concert on the last day.
My wife and I saw this on the news when we were at our anniversary dinner, but because the TV at the restaurant was muted all we saw was a police chase and the portapotty on the ground and we're both really confused how they tied in together. Now knowing how hilarious it was I wish we had audio.
I'll be honest. When the police officer tips the Porta party off of its door was freaking hilarious. I think I laughed for more than 5 minutes straight. The force and sound lmfao
@chrome2297 I will when they make golf a full contact sport. I think what needs to happen is that golf should be combined with Choctaw Stick Ball and Rugby, and the rules should be set so that a player and his opponent can steal the ball from one another via tackling and/or clubbing.
Dude, that chunky sloshing sound and the "uwaaaugh!" from the guy inside when the cops rolled the PAP on its side was legendary. That thing must've been damn near full to make that sound. This guy was swimming in there.
I can imagine the cops arguing about whose car this dude gets to ride in to go to jail. Imagine having to haul him in covered in poo poo and pee in the back of your cruiser
@@justaguywithapowerpoleI see what you were trying to type and I will autocorrect it for you. “American Police so cringe they really have guns for a guy stuck in a port-a-potty how cringe and sad.”
I think the hero type of thinking is completely natural and actually kind of healthy to think of what safest possible options you have in the areas around you no matter what circumstance is before you.
I've heard a theory that it's a natural evolutionary thing, our minds envision those sort of "what if" scenarios because we're subconsciously preparing ourselves to face unfamiliar and stressful situations in the future by simulating them in our minds beforehand.
@@smilestheemo3365also the fact that gun violence is very real and scary. it doesn't hurt to be wary of your surroundings. any time you go it could be the next mass shooting
Ye whoever did it also was clever not to stay around for some interview or whatevs. I can imagine you'd still be able to sue someone for emotional distress and/or bodily harm. Some laws bite both ways.
As a fellow Wisconsinite, I already know my mans playing golf was 5 old fashions & 2 spotted cows deep. In addition to the "Good luck buddy" there definitely was an "ope sorry" thrown in there as well. lmao what a gr8 dood!
I was under the impression that literally everyone has the "how would I stop terrorists on a plane" scenarios that they play out in their head. I'm glad I wasn't 2 feet away from a padded room thinking that
This is Lincoln Park golf course in Milwaukee! I've played there several times. FINALLY Wisconsin is in the news for something positive/goofy rather than a tragedy or slenderman
I'm both amused and a little ashamed that I had to look up 'fatal fart disease' to check if that was a real thing or just more of Charlie's unhinged commentary.
I think he might have some more pressing concerns than ridicule from his friends. I don't think the water pressure of prison showers is going to be enough to wash away what he endured today.
Today's Fact: In 2011, a man named Kostadin Atanasov was struck and killed by a bus in Sofia, Bulgaria; the same bus had struck and killed his brother two years earlier.
Also I need to say for effect: I used to work in landscaping and because of that we had portapotties that we would use. The thing is you don't really use it unless you *HAVE* to go like I'm talking "I'm about to shit my pants from $9 steak,Monster, and this heat". Whatever touched him had to be on the mild side because yes like you said he would've either melted or their reaction would have been much worse.
I'm a janitor, and the amount of times I daydream that I go into some kind of lightsaber combat form with my broom and dustpan to save the day is higher than the numbers on my paycheck (which isn't a high bar to clear.)
The judge on this case: “Well the amount of shit that you were covered in amounts to about 3 years in prison, so 6 months of probation should finish off your punishment” *hammer slams*
I heard Milwaukee and I had to pause it and be like 😅😅😅😅 of course it's Wisconsin, it's always Wisconsin lol. Also, hello 👋 😀 Wonder if either of us have ever had the pleasure of being in the presence of the hero lol
Plus its better the criminal doesn't get a look at the person who got him caught, anyone knows that just spells trouble so Adam did the right thing not to allow the guy to see him and not let news or cops talk to him so his face stays private
Funny story. I saw him run from the construction site I was at. If he would have jumped in our porta potty he would have instantly died of sepsis. All of us slam KwikTrip pizza and Monster.
Fun fact about portos: the blue stuff burns your skin on contact. Light exposure feels itchy. Always wipe the seat entirely dry after a porto has been cleaned.
Thanks, now I'm thinking about what I would do in the perilous situation of being trapped in a face down porta-potty........and after careful thought I am confident that I could escape.
At first I imagined a layer of vile stew covering the bottom (or since it was flipped, door) of the porta john. But then Charlie pointed out the very real fact that this was a golf course and very few people golf so it probably wasn’t that bad.
That golfer went beyond the "saving the day" fantasy and into "pull some Home Alone ending scene shit on a bad guy" fantasy.
shit on a bad guy, literally
I’m 100% better than Charles
More Back to the Future Part 3.
I hate manure.
What did the suspect do to deserve this?
"Suspected Bad Guy" is the most cartoonish description of a criminal I've ever heard
No doubt the writers HAD to add banter goofy enough to encapsulate how ridiculous the situation was 😂 perfectly fitting
he was profiled for having a very long and thin handlebar moustache and goatee, fingers arched in a scheming position at all times, and the fact he was fleeing from the railroad tracks
@@vanessaashford9203same
@@vanessaashford9203 Was he wearing a black and white striped shirt? Maybe a black beanie too?
Hearing her say "bad guy" just sounds so terrible it's like they were trying to be kid friendly or something even though there was guns and people swearing
I’m just thinking about how horrified the groundskeeper was when they saw a whole convoy of police cars driving across their perfectly sloped and manicured greens.
Unless they were paid as poorly as I was. Then they'd say fuck it. Lol
Fuck grass
Probably not the case lol. Did it show that in the video? 😂 bc damn that’d be rough lol. Completely avoidable city damage
Didn’t they ride up in a golf cart in the video? Like during the police clip at 5:20
@@andrepalomaro3531:10
Missed an amazing opportunity to hit him with the one liner "Smell ya later"
Smells like trouble 😂
No he couldnt have said that, because if he did reality would have been warped into a cartoon
cartoony ass one liner
rather not smell him
The Gary Oak special
Hitting him with the one-liner is the best part of this tale
"Good luck, buddy"
"Smell ya later"
With great Goofiness comes great responsibility
I’m 100% better than Charles
Wtf is Charlie gonna be named if he becomes spider man? Moist Spider?
Moist man
@@You-vv1xv Spider Moist
@@onewhogetsbread9975 👁👄👁
glad to know we all have a unanimous "save the school" type scenario at all times in any place 😭
I’m 100% better than Charles
Didn't ask. I'm better then penguinz0 + I doxxed super dark knight🔥🔥🔥🔥
Save the school, get super powers because youre the main character, defeat the bad guy, get all the fame and live happily every after
If you have not thought about this scenario ever your childhood is messed up
@@themarkchezdon't forget saving ur crush in front of the bad guy
Ikr
The police officer wearing gloves before handcuffing him made it even more hilarious
That overly aggressive push over to tip it over. You can hear it all spray around for a second time. Absolute peak "World's Dumbest Criminals"
@@justinlast2lastharder749ahhh core memory unlocked, I remember putting on pre-recorded episodes of that show to fall asleep when I was a kid. DVRs were so cool.
I'd be in hazmat suit haha😂
They do that frequently if convenient. The not-covered-in-shit people that cops deal with are pretty gross or, y'know, suspect.
Yeah you'd be surprised how many people shit themselves before being arrested. Not their first time I can guarantee you
I love her tone when she said "And DRIVES over to the porta-potty!" as if it was meant to be followed up with a "Can you believe that? He DROVE the golfcart!!!!"
That's just kinda standard for news reporters to have that sorta tone, but it's certainly really goofy, haha.
Maybe she was making a golf pun.
"Get this stench off me!"
Buddy that stench is woven into your DNA now.
Charlie describing Hero Fantasies was so incredibly on point that I was shocked to the core
I’m 100% better than Charles
Didn't ask. I'm better then penguinz0 + I doxxed super dark knight🔥🔥🔥🔥
Charlie da 🐐
@@rosyhvideo2587 Indeed
Silly internet man relatable
I'd say his hiding spot selection was sub-par
One might say it was piss poor or shitty even.
@@leighz1962 whoooosh!
it was sub par because golf course/par for the course
@@nathanstautzenberger8381 r/whoosh yaself bro omd
maybe he just really had to take a dump
Got eem.
I love how the officer gives the suspect absolutely no warning and pushes the port-a-potty over again making the sloshing even worse
The scream as it happened made me laugh
He gave it a lil extra 😂
That was the funniest part for me, I lost it when that happened 🤣
He would have been hunched over in there to stop him from laying in it, then when it got pushed over he would have fallen into it all over again lol glorious
One can only imagine the most grinch-like smirk from the guy when he saw the criminal go inside the portapotty
The slow rise 😂
The fear of this happening to me (not the criminal part, being trapped in a box full of piss and poop) is one of the reason I never use a portapotty. Now at least I know my fear has been used for something good
Yeah what if the door gets stuck and I die there
Have you ever seen Steve-O and the slingshot?
what charlie missed is that middle of nowhere port-a-potties, though used rarely, could have also been cleaned out rarely, and could have possibly stewed and marinated enough for its potency to rival any other port-a-potties at a burning man concert on the last day.
Middle of nowhere portapotty used primarily by drunks; that slurry was probably coming to life.
I was gonna comment this but you hit the nail on the head.
eew
Nurgles cauldron
@@bibsp3556bro called it slurry lmao
I feel bad for the cop that had to drive him to the station xD
same XD
You know damn well he spent his paycheck on air freshners and scent bombs 😂
Windows down bud, windows down
@@mattb6646and head out the window
honestly makes it even funnier
Adam isn’t the hero we deserve, but the hero we need.
american polcie so crigne they reall yhave guns for a guy stuck i na portapotty hjow crigne and sad
@@justaguywithapowerpoleenglish?
@@justaguywithapowerpole Bro was so excited to get this reply out he couldnt even type correctly
Nah homie, we definitely deserve this.
@@justaguywithapowerpoleYeah well... if that dude came out in an apache helicopter you wouldn't be calling those cops stupid then would you?
My wife and I saw this on the news when we were at our anniversary dinner, but because the TV at the restaurant was muted all we saw was a police chase and the portapotty on the ground and we're both really confused how they tied in together. Now knowing how hilarious it was I wish we had audio.
You do your anniversary dinner at a restaurant that has TV's ?
@@theporcupine9993 Yeah it's a steakhouse, I don't care for fancy crap.
@theporcupine9993 where do you do your anniversary
“This just in, police apprehend nefarious latrine”
@@sirsnance1024they’re most likely single 😂
I love the joy in Charlies face as he's telling the story just cheesin from ear to ear lol great stuff!
"He immediately gets to thinkin', it's time to start stinkin'"
hardest sentence I've heard all week 🤣
I'll be honest. When the police officer tips the Porta party off of its door was freaking hilarious. I think I laughed for more than 5 minutes straight. The force and sound lmfao
Oh my god, same. 😂
It was so funny lmao
"AHHHH"
"Don't do anything stupid" He says to the guy who just managed to get trapped in a tomb full of human feces
The way the cop flung the portapotty over to its side was absolutely intentional
This is one of the less depressing things to happen in my town.
Thanks for sharing, Charlie.
Is the legendary porta potty still there tho?
@@JustTryingToRUclips I dunno, I don't golf.
@@meisteremm Well maybe you should start golfing so you can start tipping over more portapotties with criminals in them.
@chrome2297 I will when they make golf a full contact sport.
I think what needs to happen is that golf should be combined with Choctaw Stick Ball and Rugby, and the rules should be set so that a player and his opponent can steal the ball from one another via tackling and/or clubbing.
@@meisteremmyeah you should be able to pull an abby with the golf club bruh the sport would be sm better
Dude, that chunky sloshing sound and the "uwaaaugh!" from the guy inside when the cops rolled the PAP on its side was legendary. That thing must've been damn near full to make that sound. This guy was swimming in there.
I can imagine the cops arguing about whose car this dude gets to ride in to go to jail. Imagine having to haul him in covered in poo poo and pee in the back of your cruiser
I laughed so damn had when they tipped the portapotty on its side and you just hear a *slosh* and then an "AAUh"
I died when I heard that 😂
I imagine it splashed into his mouth as he screamed.
5:32 the cops roll over the porta potty
"Good luck, buddy." Cipher out here stopping criminals, what a timeline.
What was that crime again? I missed Charlie’s report on that
Is this… a castlevania reference? 🥹
@@braydenkriete5834Gravity Falls? Bill Cipher I think
@@adil0028i was thinking cipher from valorant
@@braydenkriete5834 It's from Ace Combat Zero
Ever since the “pranking” era of RUclips, my worst nightmare has been getting stuck in one of those things with the door facing the ground
Especially when it's at full capacity in there lmao
Just shid on the sidewalks like a grown up. Ffs
is it really that hard to push it up and get out?
@@gatobesoooI’d assume so, it’s like the equivalent of trying to pick up a box that you’re standing in
@@gatobesoooit's damn near impossible.
This made me laugh so much. Not just the story, but your commentary on it... I appreciate your videos
That masculine urge to catch bad guys.
Charlie underestimates the colons of 50 year old alcoholics exercising for the first time in months 😂
Seriously. Just cause it's low traffic doesn't mean it isn't full of old man beer piss 😂
I've never played a round of golf without shitting.
@@nicholasbyram296get that checked out man.
Only way it could be worse is if he entered one on a construction site 🤣🤣
He’s not the hero we deserve, but the hero we need.
american polcie so crigne they reall yhave guns for a guy stuck i na portapotty hjow crigne and sad
@@justaguywithapowerpole ? try that again in English.
@@justaguywithapowerpoleI see what you were trying to type and I will autocorrect it for you. “American Police so cringe they really have guns for a guy stuck in a port-a-potty how cringe and sad.”
@JustAGuyWithAPowerPole I know it's maybe hard for you to understand, but SOME TIME BAD GUY HAVE GUN
@@justaguywithapowerpoleenglish needs to learn you
We all have the intrusive thought to push over a porta potty sometimes. This man saw a once in a lifetime opportunity and took it. Respect.
we do NOT all have this intrusive thought
I mean if I was in his position...I'd do the same
@@gairisiuilwe do, come to our side.
@@casted_shadowsbro out here with his own scenario.
The criminal eat shit and we laugh
@@gairisiuil It's okay, let the intrusive thoughts flow through you
He probably doesn't want to be identified so he doesn't get sued by the criminal these days.
Well yeah. It's not legal to apply vigilante cruel and unusual punishment
The officer coming up and rolling the porta potty off the door was hilarious, he nearly fliped it 180 lmao
I think the hero type of thinking is completely natural and actually kind of healthy to think of what safest possible options you have in the areas around you no matter what circumstance is before you.
Agreed. Probably what kept humans alive in wild times
I've heard a theory that it's a natural evolutionary thing, our minds envision those sort of "what if" scenarios because we're subconsciously preparing ourselves to face unfamiliar and stressful situations in the future by simulating them in our minds beforehand.
People really fanfic hero scenerios to hype up their low self esteems. You can tell because the scenerio always involves them getting public applaud
@@smilestheemo3365also the fact that gun violence is very real and scary. it doesn't hurt to be wary of your surroundings. any time you go it could be the next mass shooting
Yet y’all wanna ban guns 💀
Bro saw an opportunity to play out his fantasies and took it. Mad respect.
Ye whoever did it also was clever not to stay around for some interview or whatevs.
I can imagine you'd still be able to sue someone for emotional distress and/or bodily harm. Some laws bite both ways.
Also, obviously you cannot tip over or damage public facilities... or cause fecal waste to empty onto walking turf
the sloshing as the policeman pushes it over for him. just the sound alone was enough to make me gag
As a fellow Wisconsinite, I already know my mans playing golf was 5 old fashions & 2 spotted cows deep. In addition to the "Good luck buddy" there definitely was an "ope sorry" thrown in there as well. lmao what a gr8 dood!
Depends where in wisco. Southern wisco doesn’t have the gay accent as up north
This guy really embodied that tune "cool guys dont look at explosions, they blow things up and they walk away"
You know something goofy’s happening when Charlie’s got his white shirt on.
I’m 100% better than Charles
Didn't ask. I'm better then penguinz0 + I doxxed super dark knight🔥🔥🔥🔥
@@SussyRobloxLordok sniperwolf
@@ashercd6487 The bots are going wild on this video
But shit's getting wilder if he's wearing a black shirt and even wild, if he's wearing a Moist Black Robe and channeling his Florida man
5:33 The "Ah!" he lets out when the porta potty gets flipped. 🤣
2:50 Woah there, FFD is no joke!
I was under the impression that literally everyone has the "how would I stop terrorists on a plane" scenarios that they play out in their head. I'm glad I wasn't 2 feet away from a padded room thinking that
This one actually has me in a state of shock. Like, I'm laughing my arse off right now, but I wouldn't even do that to my worst enemy.
must not have any enemies then
@@shelby5809or maybe he actually has simple empathy?? 🤨
@@elwan_ this comment literally means fucking nothing. glad you posted and wasted my time.
u can tell Adam waited his whole life to tip someone over inside a porta potty, his dream finally came true now he can rest peacefully
A perfect example of Chaotic-Good
This is Lincoln Park golf course in Milwaukee! I've played there several times. FINALLY Wisconsin is in the news for something positive/goofy rather than a tragedy or slenderman
All jokes aside, I guess you could say the suspect was scared *shitless* in that porta-potty.
I’m 100% better than Charles
Didn't ask. I'm better then penguinz0 + I doxxed super dark knight🔥🔥🔥🔥
No no, there was plenty of shit
He was Adam's ahole in one..
How do you make words bold in a RUclips comment?
He actually hit a hole in one on a par 5 on his next drive. Truly The Most Interesting Man alive
He got ahole in one with a kick.
**Chuck Norris' beard nods approvingly**
>sees criminal run into port-a-potty
>tips port-a-potty over on its door
>refuses to elaborate
>leaves
I love how you can hear him tumbling and sloshing around when they tip it over
"Everyone plays out this hero fantasy in their head... I think" 😂❤
@YoungBoyNeverBorkeAgain i cant tell if ur a bot or just really weird
@@notlucas6859 if they're a bot, it's a lot better than the other ones, and if they're really weird, they're still cool
Dropping the “good luck, buddy” was the icing on the shit cake
As someone who golfs, the cop commandeering a golf cart is hilarious to me because that means he had to go find someone that had the key
3:48 "He immediately gets to thinkin' it's time to start stinkin" - poetic
"Good luck buddy," is the best one-liner of all time
The cops chasing the guy must've had the mysterious stranger perk😂
nothing could’ve prepared me for the “he’s trapped…in a porta potty”
I believe that there is indeed a Hero in all of us.
My boyfriend's name is not "hero" wdym.
I read this is Aunt May's voice.
@@MrBrewman95 That quote is something else... This time, in a good way of course.
Love how genuine Mr Charlie is
I'm both amused and a little ashamed that I had to look up 'fatal fart disease' to check if that was a real thing or just more of Charlie's unhinged commentary.
This dudes friends will never let him live it down
All I could think when I saw him crawl out 😆
I think he might have some more pressing concerns than ridicule from his friends. I don't think the water pressure of prison showers is going to be enough to wash away what he endured today.
Today's Fact: In 2011, a man named Kostadin Atanasov was struck and killed by a bus in Sofia, Bulgaria; the same bus had struck and killed his brother two years earlier.
No
YOUR FIRST!!🥳🥳
I’m 100% better than Charles
That Bus after the whole family
I like peanut butter
Seeing Charlie smile is uncanny but I’ll get used to it because I like him being happy
american polcie so crigne they reall yhave guns for a guy stuck i na portapotty hjow crigne and sad
@@MelanchlyApexgiv hem eh brek his juhst exited
The criminal would have been traumatized if he had entered a Porta potty in a construction zone😭
Man walked away from a shit explosion without looking, truly a gangster
I like to imagine the golfer watching the news just laughing
4:23 "GOOD LUCK BUDDY" IS FOULL
of course a golfer would craft such a diabolical trap
Bro won the award for “Stinkiest Suspect”.
I recall my days of "rollover training" fondly as well.
Also I need to say for effect: I used to work in landscaping and because of that we had portapotties that we would use. The thing is you don't really use it unless you *HAVE* to go like I'm talking "I'm about to shit my pants from $9 steak,Monster, and this heat". Whatever touched him had to be on the mild side because yes like you said he would've either melted or their reaction would have been much worse.
3:49 Quote of the century.
6:42 I thought he was going to reference the scene from Robocop where the guy gets melted by chemicals
It brings me great joy that the hero remained anonymous!
The ambulance transporting him to medical: "why didn't u just let him get away"
1:26 cartoons sometimes imitates life at this point
Agreed
I'm a janitor, and the amount of times I daydream that I go into some kind of lightsaber combat form with my broom and dustpan to save the day is higher than the numbers on my paycheck (which isn't a high bar to clear.)
The judge on this case: “Well the amount of shit that you were covered in amounts to about 3 years in prison, so 6 months of probation should finish off your punishment” *hammer slams*
"The Happy Gilmore of a stroke can wait, I gotta topple over a porta-potty!!"
-Adam
Now that's an actual *crappy* situation for that criminal
From one SE Wisconsin resident to another, proud of you Golfer Man.
Today we salute you, Mr. Fugitive Catchin Porta Potty Tipper Guy 🍺
I heard Milwaukee and I had to pause it and be like 😅😅😅😅 of course it's Wisconsin, it's always Wisconsin lol.
Also, hello 👋 😀 Wonder if either of us have ever had the pleasure of being in the presence of the hero lol
Dude who pushed it probably knew the odds of this fellow seeking out revenge were quite high
Plus its better the criminal doesn't get a look at the person who got him caught, anyone knows that just spells trouble so Adam did the right thing not to allow the guy to see him and not let news or cops talk to him so his face stays private
The fact he said “Good luck buddy” and just left is insane bro is a boss
Dude 100% went "Alright. I got a game to finish."
This guy took *"Get Shit On"* to another level 😆
Funny story. I saw him run from the construction site I was at. If he would have jumped in our porta potty he would have instantly died of sepsis. All of us slam KwikTrip pizza and Monster.
One of the greatest golfers of all time
Ahole in one
🙏🙏
*All Time
I love how Charlie just yaps about everything Brings me joy
Didn't ask. I'm better then penguinz0 + I doxxed super dark knight🔥🔥🔥🔥
> Tips over porta potty
> Says "Good luck, buddy"
> Refuses to elaborate further
> Leaves
Average golfer catching the bad guy and leaves to finish his game
Fun fact about portos: the blue stuff burns your skin on contact. Light exposure feels itchy. Always wipe the seat entirely dry after a porto has been cleaned.
You should consider a short story comic filled with tales like this dramatized. Would buy.
Damn, that golfer knows his shit
I like to imagine this golfer did this prank as a teenager, and now hes done this as his final redemption, his vegetas final flash moment.
Thanks, now I'm thinking about what I would do in the perilous situation of being trapped in a face down porta-potty........and after careful thought I am confident that I could escape.
This brave golfer saved us all by pushing over a port a potty
I’m 100% better than Charles
Didn't ask. I'm better then penguinz0 + I doxxed super dark knight🔥🔥🔥🔥
@@SussyRobloxLord didn't ask, i doxxed ur mom
At first I imagined a layer of vile stew covering the bottom (or since it was flipped, door) of the porta john. But then Charlie pointed out the very real fact that this was a golf course and very few people golf so it probably wasn’t that bad.
- Dad, please tell me that bed time story again… when you trapped that bad guy.
- Of course son. It was a good, sunny day at the golf course…