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  • @CibuYT
    @CibuYT Год назад +4865

    "My client is portrayed as a monster, an impostor. Which reminds me of the game among us."
    that wouldn't even have surprised me at this point

    • @Uzdefized
      @Uzdefized Год назад +12

      Hahahaha

    • @kentinson1670
      @kentinson1670 11 месяцев назад +114

      I am absolutely baffled that an anime reference is now officially recorded in the American justice system.
      In some small way, anime fans managed to win this little victory

    • @pakethd4690
      @pakethd4690 11 месяцев назад +1

      🤣

    • @jousting
      @jousting 11 месяцев назад +45

      "Rather than my client, we should instead be pointing our fingers at the ringleader of this operation; the trickster, the faker. Which reminds me of the game league of legends."

    • @austin_bennett
      @austin_bennett 11 месяцев назад +18

      "And just like among us the REAL imposter is trying to vote my client off of the space ship we call life"

  • @brettpotter7312
    @brettpotter7312 Год назад +26558

    the second-hand embarrassment you're feeling right now is actually her spiritual pressure

    • @xReezoh
      @xReezoh Год назад +970

      it’s actually painful

    • @akaku9
      @akaku9 Год назад +1279

      fuck it's so heavy

    • @XanVicious
      @XanVicious Год назад +485

      I’d rather be in the Soul Prison with Aiden at this point

    • @DeadMan-vg9ez
      @DeadMan-vg9ez Год назад +427

      She so powerful I had to pause the video

    • @daddycrimson
      @daddycrimson Год назад +71

      Bang🤞🏽🔺kai

  • @kerz5383
    @kerz5383 Год назад +9961

    When I was a kid, I imagined the world of adults as serious and intelligent.

    • @orkon3952
      @orkon3952 Год назад +443

      you silly billy. imagine a world of functioning adults jesus christ 🌝

    • @kanaric
      @kanaric Год назад

      I didn't lmao. As a kid I thoguht adults were retarded

    • @laggedoff
      @laggedoff Год назад +420

      they are serious, that's the scary part.

    • @sailormenji
      @sailormenji Год назад +256

      @@laggedoffserious but not intelligent 😭

    • @Propane_Acccessories
      @Propane_Acccessories Год назад +68

      @@laggedoffSerious about their malicious intent. It sucks how the people with the mindset that allows them to rise to the top of this world also happen to be a bunch of sociopaths.

  • @draknor7730
    @draknor7730 Год назад +518

    I was apart of a jury in a trial like this and when these guys get caught, everything is so very obvious. The lawyer has no other choice than to come up with crazy reasons as to what the evidence is showing.

    • @starboiklem8381
      @starboiklem8381 11 месяцев назад +38

      If i was a lawyer against Yung I'd say pushing p meant pushing percoset, the guy is a drug dealer your honour.

    • @bandito241
      @bandito241 11 месяцев назад +3

      I understand but this is an opening and a hilarious to say the least.

    • @cleb8982
      @cleb8982 9 месяцев назад

      @@starboiklem8381ez objection for speculation

    • @runoz2839
      @runoz2839 3 месяца назад

      what do ya think a defense does? just as a prosecutor does?
      really a lot of cases aren't decided on evidence only, evidently... cuz, there would be no need for defense atty...

    • @PoloMoney
      @PoloMoney 2 месяца назад +1

      9 months later, cluster fuck, new judge reassigned, DA failing to comply with various court orders, I can keep going lol."everything is so obvious." tell that to the DA

  • @cman8995
    @cman8995 Год назад +5360

    I like how she casually brings up Soul Society without explanation as if everybody in the court knows what it means

    • @NexApex
      @NexApex Год назад +211

      The Jury is most def Millennials and Baby boomers ☠️ They are truly gonna left scratching their heads 😂

    • @sekiro_the_one-armed_wolf
      @sekiro_the_one-armed_wolf Год назад +202

      @@NexApexI mean bleach is pretty damn old, young millennials are it’s initial audience.

    • @Xurata
      @Xurata Год назад +84

      save the soul society young truly humble under god

    • @mollusckscramp4124
      @mollusckscramp4124 Год назад +27

      @@NexApex Who do you think is watching Bleach exactly? Xers?

    • @neverknowsbest.
      @neverknowsbest. Год назад +46

      ​​@@sekiro_the_one-armed_wolfI'm 23 gen z and I grew up watching bleach on adult swim so

  • @Lxxaa1234
    @Lxxaa1234 Год назад +4818

    The lawyer saying THUG means Truly Humble Under God and Pushing P means Pushing Positivity is actually legendary. I have finally realized that peak isn’t limited to fiction and a little of it exists in reality too.

    • @Thorsten21
      @Thorsten21 Год назад +273

      The funniest thing about it is thats not just something the lawyer came up with though, thats legit what young thug has said it means. His sister tweeted about it like a year ago

    • @DevilDaRebel
      @DevilDaRebel Год назад +35

      Thats why they say; “Art imitates life.”

    • @Mageblood
      @Mageblood Год назад +86

      Pushing = selling .... P = pounds

    • @L.K.48
      @L.K.48 Год назад +17

      ​@@Mageblood P is slang for meth

    • @aClownBaby-
      @aClownBaby- Год назад +168

      @@Mageblood You mean Selling Positivity to youngsters.

  • @Kabo_
    @Kabo_ Год назад +2019

    the fact that there has now been an official court case that refers to one of the worst arcs in bleach just goes to show we are truly living in the goofiest timeline

    • @anonisnoone6125
      @anonisnoone6125 Год назад +37

      At least it was filler but still what a waste of money and resources to create such trash.

    • @theloreghost312
      @theloreghost312 Год назад +65

      Next thing you know there's Minecraft Story Mode arcs referenced in copyright strikes

    • @tewkie7955
      @tewkie7955 Год назад +77

      @@theloreghost312"your honer, do you know episode 4 in minecraft storymode?"

    • @longislandicedtea6323
      @longislandicedtea6323 Год назад +9

      I did like the opening song to it though. The rest of it, utterly forgettable.

    • @SN57ONE
      @SN57ONE Год назад +16

      America is one big sitcom.

  • @steezy6643
    @steezy6643 11 месяцев назад +1393

    moist = moving on in struggling times 💯

    • @ahzora8017
      @ahzora8017 11 месяцев назад +62

      That’s actually a good one all jokes aside

    • @deadmeme9158
      @deadmeme9158 11 месяцев назад +5

      😭😭😭

    • @KyrstOak
      @KyrstOak 11 месяцев назад +9

      This is honestly great. I would use this.

    • @axseth3758
      @axseth3758 11 месяцев назад

      Moist = masturbating often is strongly terrible

    • @TygerHillis
      @TygerHillis 9 месяцев назад +6

      Nice Ideally Great Gushing Extremely Radiant

  • @_sm00thi3
    @_sm00thi3 Год назад +37042

    Did she really unironically think reciting anime lore would help in a trial that could decide her clients life?? That’s honestly so crazy. They hire anyone these days ig
    Edit; these replies actually have me wheezing

    • @coffee_2234
      @coffee_2234 Год назад +855

      Crazy how there dumb people who throw the blame anime card so often

    • @sqyx93
      @sqyx93 Год назад +1406

      It’s literally the chewbacca defence

    • @Joey-oh3gq
      @Joey-oh3gq Год назад +1669

      Of all things bro Bleach filler in a court case is horrendous 😭

    • @DixonYamouf
      @DixonYamouf Год назад

      ​@@originaljoke-y5ftruth

    • @kaynkayn9870
      @kaynkayn9870 Год назад +296

      I wonder if the jury are young adults... maybe just might work

  • @TheJanstyler
    @TheJanstyler Год назад +3722

    It's so damn funny that there is now an entire "Bount Arc is shit" speech immortalized in the records of the american justice system. 😂

    • @vipvipgaryo6794
      @vipvipgaryo6794 Год назад +140

      Holy shit you’re right 😭

    • @tonyvelasquez6776
      @tonyvelasquez6776 Год назад +30

      This is what happens when jabappers get in the court room on the side they're not used to being on

    • @imanukeyourface3210
      @imanukeyourface3210 Год назад +53

      @@tonyvelasquez6776 nah man Ace Attorney has you play from the defense bench they practice this shit

    • @TheCrazybloo3
      @TheCrazybloo3 Год назад +8

      She's not wrong

    • @masterofpuppers7963
      @masterofpuppers7963 Год назад +4

      Bro you just turned this whole thing around for me. I got to the part where she said "Bount Arc" and was like noooooooooo nononononope not watching this. Gonna see what the smartasses in the commen... oh ok I'm watching the rest.
      I believe you should pursue a career in the legal field.

  • @zetastreaker47
    @zetastreaker47 Год назад +1779

    Imagine having Jury duty and this is the court case you're subjected to sit through. My soul would leave my body.

    • @Potluckization
      @Potluckization Год назад +19

      Meh, just bankai

    • @fredmercury1314
      @fredmercury1314 Год назад +50

      I'm immediately smashing the guilty button.

    • @rat-gang-
      @rat-gang- Год назад +62

      thank fucking god honestly, regular court cases are boring as hell. i'd never zone out and miss info if this was the kind of garbage they were saying the whole time lmaoo

    • @mansterj
      @mansterj 11 месяцев назад +12

      @@fredmercury1314 I don't even know what they did, but they guilty...They finally found a way for me to presume guilty until proven innocent...

    • @in_outside
      @in_outside 11 месяцев назад +15

      Free my boy Young Truly Humble Under God

  • @mr.atomictitan9938
    @mr.atomictitan9938 11 месяцев назад +581

    Immediately after hearing “this reminds me of this anime” I was slapped around the room with unfathomable amount of cringe. I feel violated but I bet it was worse for the people in that court room

    • @SomeRand0mNerd
      @SomeRand0mNerd 7 месяцев назад +13

      if i was the judge i would've sentenced young thugs lawyer to life in prison

    • @maverickmissile801
      @maverickmissile801 5 месяцев назад +7

      @@SomeRand0mNerd wrong defendant

  • @allthewhilejohnson5613
    @allthewhilejohnson5613 Год назад +4047

    Can’t believe she pulled the infamous “If Bounts are gone by season 6, you must acquit” defense. Truly a trial of all time

    • @TGSunrise
      @TGSunrise Год назад +14

      Lmfao

    • @cannonfodder6543
      @cannonfodder6543 Год назад +6

      bro 💀

    • @Obsessive2345
      @Obsessive2345 Год назад +24

      WHY DID I KNOW THIS WAS ABOUT BLEACH BEFORE WATCHING THE VIDEO 😭 oh my fucking god

    • @skinboy4207
      @skinboy4207 Год назад +16

      She should have been OJ's lawyer

    • @brandonesp6099
      @brandonesp6099 Год назад +10

      Charlie cut off the part where she literally says "I'm just a friend an completely non essential to this case" she was asked to testify against her friend so of course she just wastes everyone's time

  • @hugehuman1
    @hugehuman1 Год назад +10650

    I love her conviction and confidence in condemning an anime filler arc to a courtroom of baffled people.

    • @hatake1990
      @hatake1990 Год назад +57

      Me too, tbh.😅😂🫶

    • @whosjojo9882
      @whosjojo9882 Год назад +279

      bro if you have seen the Bount Arc you would get it

    • @DamnBruhthatscrazy
      @DamnBruhthatscrazy Год назад +127

      Completely justified tbh

    • @MrLFJ7
      @MrLFJ7 Год назад +1

      It had to be done that was sitting inside her for a really long time.

    • @skoop651
      @skoop651 Год назад +70

      this is what happens when a black woman gets a chance to represent someone in court
      this is where diversity gets us

  • @shiitagi
    @shiitagi Год назад +3935

    As someone who've worked as a legal transcriber, I didn't even notice the bad audio, it's become alarmingly normal for me to hear legal audio with this quality.

    • @kx7500
      @kx7500 Год назад +507

      As an Xbox 360 veteran I considered it high quality 👍

    • @bonglandgreg
      @bonglandgreg Год назад +85

      ​@@kx7500such an under-appreciated comment. I also agree, minus the voice filter that turned everyone into chipmunks whilst playing bad company 2.

    • @aShamelessHigh
      @aShamelessHigh Год назад +36

      ​@@bonglandgregthey had that for PS3 as well. Remember youd put it one level lower to make your voice deeper 😂

    • @bonglandgreg
      @bonglandgreg Год назад +5

      @@aShamelessHigh I didn't know that! Mind you I didn't play online much with the ps3! I can imagine a few Sony games aimed at children with weird sounding children 😆

    • @michaelhutchings8599
      @michaelhutchings8599 Год назад +4

      That job is so hard. Did you use that machine where you used combinations to make up the words, or a classic QWERTY set-up? Or the other layout that people like?

  • @robas_
    @robas_ 10 месяцев назад +515

    I appreciate the audio warning for the second clip despite the first one being far worse

  • @benimarushinmon1823
    @benimarushinmon1823 Год назад +4943

    The fact her explaining why filler wastes time to relate to the case is a filler in on itself

    • @lastfirst3512
      @lastfirst3512 Год назад +113

      "In on itself" lmao keep practicing bud

    • @benzohhhhh
      @benzohhhhh Год назад +41

      Gintama explained filler better

    • @lainiwakura1776
      @lainiwakura1776 Год назад +17

      Thankfully, Japan now has seasons for anime, so hopefully filler will be gone for good once One Piece finishes airing.

    • @wumpacoot
      @wumpacoot Год назад +158

      @@lastfirst3512”bud” who do u think u are lil bro

    • @anordinarygamer4112
      @anordinarygamer4112 Год назад +99

      @@wumpacoothe’s the grammar police 💀

  • @lukymohr8
    @lukymohr8 Год назад +2625

    She was so upset with accidentally watching this filler arch she decided to waste everyones time reminding everyone about it

    • @CaulkMongler
      @CaulkMongler Год назад +138

      “Miss, what does this have to do with-“
      “SEASON 7, NO BOUNTS”

    • @Jamietheroadrunner
      @Jamietheroadrunner Год назад +18

      Now tho, when he’s convicted, YT can say it should be overturned for ineffective counsel

    • @Num1koolaidman
      @Num1koolaidman Год назад

      You got me dead lol

    • @jefftraboulsy8631
      @jefftraboulsy8631 Год назад +1

      "Arch"

    • @lucky4d725
      @lucky4d725 Год назад

      ​@@Hunterr8👈and this is what you call a loser.

  • @inarb
    @inarb Год назад +5283

    "This isn't justice, this is a circus" is such a hard bar to use in a courtroom

  • @thebananaman1185
    @thebananaman1185 11 месяцев назад +231

    Everytime something like this happens, the closer I get to actually believing we live in a cartoon.

    • @Wampa842
      @Wampa842 11 месяцев назад +36

      The world ended in 2012 and we're living through the post-credit blooper roll.

    • @baltimore._.6012
      @baltimore._.6012 11 месяцев назад +4

      ​@@Wampa842incredible comment

    • @dieortriumph
      @dieortriumph 9 месяцев назад

      ​@@Wampa842☠️☠️☠️

    • @Wepawnet
      @Wepawnet 8 месяцев назад

      th cartoon mimics us

    • @applejuice9468
      @applejuice9468 5 месяцев назад

      @@Wampa842 2013-2019 was the short but good spin off. Change my mind 😂

  • @linkly9272
    @linkly9272 Год назад +3810

    I love it when The Onion writers are allowed into courtrooms.

    • @WookieWoman
      @WookieWoman Год назад +48

      This comment made me lol. Thank you for that. 😂

    • @Gildorify
      @Gildorify Год назад +2

      @@WookieWoman Same!

    • @Dipj01
      @Dipj01 Год назад +15

      Exactly. This straight up looks like an Onion video

    • @Gymthingz
      @Gymthingz Год назад +1

      I’m glad, onion gave the people the lines to say.

    • @michaelmyer8101
      @michaelmyer8101 Год назад +1

      😂

  • @kyriakoshourtsidis1161
    @kyriakoshourtsidis1161 Год назад +686

    i just have to say, recording trials and then posting them to the internet for the public to see, is the best decision the judicial system has ever made

  • @Wild_Card69
    @Wild_Card69 Год назад +786

    Low-key, this makes me want to be selected for jury duty just to see an absurd trial play out like this

    • @Friendly_Neigborhood_Astolfo
      @Friendly_Neigborhood_Astolfo Год назад +26

      I wish I was selected so I can ask her what a bad filler arc has to do with the defendants charges?

    • @PettieBettie
      @PettieBettie Год назад +4

      The trial is streaming M - F on several channels. It’s easy to find.

    • @HiphopFaded
      @HiphopFaded Год назад +9

      Nah, you don’t wanna be selected for jury duty trust that.

    • @Krranski
      @Krranski Год назад +7

      I think this is a lot more boring than the highlights suggest. If not that, than at least groan-worthy and feeling like a gross waste of time.

    • @prodmoira
      @prodmoira Год назад +2

      ​@Pokemon_Breeder_Astolfo it doesn't have to do anything with it bro just say you don't know anything about how courts work😂

  • @miky3144
    @miky3144 Год назад +75

    imagine paying for an attorney to fight for a case that decides the entire rest of your life and she starts talking about anime

  • @Notafish-
    @Notafish- Год назад +2543

    Never in my short life did I think anime would be brought up as an argumentative point in a court case

    • @spencermannan6075
      @spencermannan6075 Год назад +29

      You must have known it was inevitable

    • @ashtondronchi9997
      @ashtondronchi9997 Год назад +55

      With the course our degenerate skibidis are heading, it was bound to happen XD

    • @vicstonek9
      @vicstonek9 Год назад +31

      Let alone Bleach 😭

    • @AnIgniSign
      @AnIgniSign Год назад +3

      Honestly that was such a real statement

    • @Franticity7
      @Franticity7 Год назад +16

      ​@@ashtondronchi9997skibidis 😂

  • @Corzappy
    @Corzappy Год назад +1621

    We managed to capture on camera the exact moment a weeb fails to refrain from speaking about anime for more than 10 minutes, and it happened inside a court room.

    • @PlayshotKalo
      @PlayshotKalo Год назад +119

      I spent years blocking anime subreddits on Reddit. Only to see anime brought up in a courtroom.

    • @brolylssj95
      @brolylssj95 Год назад +18

      Bro really thought he did something by writing this comment 😂

    • @mollusckscramp4124
      @mollusckscramp4124 Год назад +77

      @@brolylssj95 found the weeb

    • @bouclechocolat
      @bouclechocolat Год назад

      ​@@brolylssj95watch samurai champloo

    • @spamtakingaccount868
      @spamtakingaccount868 Год назад +39

      ​@@brolylssj95Found the weeb.

  • @MoonWielder
    @MoonWielder Год назад +2486

    When she mentioned the Bount arc, I was genuinely surprised her client didn't just tell the judge to give the guilty verdict. At that point your chances are as thin as a thread in a hurricane.

    • @callmecalamity
      @callmecalamity Год назад +9

      I dont understand that saying “thin as thread in a hurricane” what about the hurricane makes the thread thinner

    • @Lenevor
      @Lenevor Год назад +44

      ​@@callmecalamity you will fly away 🗣

    • @kameronjernigan
      @kameronjernigan Год назад +54

      @@callmecalamity the chance of a thread not blowing away in a hurricane are low, therefor he is comparing the odds of not getting fucking destroyed in this courtroom to that of a thread surviving a hurricane. It's not about how "thin" the thread is rather how thin its survival chances are.

    • @greg_one_izm
      @greg_one_izm Год назад +2

      @@callmecalamity it doesn't and I don't think this is a real/common metaphor, I have heard "thin as thread" before though... I think maybe OP has fused a few different sayings mistakenly? or perhaps misheard "Treading on thin ice" and made their own conclusions about what it meant? I'm actually super interested to hear what you meant or if there really is a common saying google has 0 results on! @moonwielder

    • @boneappleyee8356
      @boneappleyee8356 Год назад +37

      "I'll plead guilty if you arrest her too"

  • @Luminari781s
    @Luminari781s 11 месяцев назад +83

    "But, your honor, have you seen bleach"?

  • @madbrosheo1514
    @madbrosheo1514 Год назад +5267

    She originally wasn’t going to talk about anime, and instead was going to go for a more generic analogy, but when she saw the jurors were all fedora wearing neckbeards, she came up with the Bleach comparison on the spot. A very intellectual decision if you ask me.

    • @jimboned
      @jimboned Год назад +414

      wait this is kinda real
      edit : why are you people liking this.

    • @bobbobbob321
      @bobbobbob321 Год назад +479

      hol up let him cook

    • @DamnBruhthatscrazy
      @DamnBruhthatscrazy Год назад +245

      no no he has a point

    • @thugga.thugga
      @thugga.thugga Год назад +409

      it was in that moment that each one of them tipped their fedoras in solidarity

    • @skoop651
      @skoop651 Год назад +58

      this is what happens when a black woman gets a chance to represent someone in court
      this is where diversity gets us

  • @artemkatelnytskyi
    @artemkatelnytskyi Год назад +1224

    We're one step away from "Your honor, who smelt it, delt it."

    • @Cheesus-Sliced
      @Cheesus-Sliced Год назад +87

      Unfortunately, they who denied it, supplied it.

    • @claytonlatone8959
      @claytonlatone8959 Год назад +56

      And whoever said the rhyme did the crime

    • @bofuuu
      @bofuuu Год назад +15

      "SELF REPORT!!1!1!"

    • @onionbrotm570
      @onionbrotm570 Год назад +4

      A fart Amongus.

    • @Soup-Boot
      @Soup-Boot Год назад +2

      @@Cheesus-Sliced But in court, they're luck because those who watched it, botched it.

  • @KiddBuu_
    @KiddBuu_ Год назад +3019

    The fact that Thug never explaining what Pushin P meant came back full circle to be used as a defense is cosmic irony.

    • @thekamotodragon
      @thekamotodragon Год назад +317

      I'm pretty sure it literally meant Percocet lol, considering the main drug he is accused of dealing is percs and in this very trial, someone already was caught trying to pass him a baggy of percs IN THE COURTROOM lol.

    • @akac1
      @akac1 Год назад +59

      @@thekamotodragon I dont blame him, these prices are upppp rn

    • @bajkicks6808
      @bajkicks6808 Год назад

      @@thekamotodragonhell nah pushin P is a cali term for pimpin 😂 mean pushin pussy bro

    • @bajkicks6808
      @bajkicks6808 Год назад +58

      @@thekamotodragonhe actually has a pretty strong case too he wasn’t doing any of that shit 😂 ik it sounds goofy all alone but his lawyer shitted on the prosecution of you watch the whole thing. It’s really a terrible case

    • @Bob.Roberts
      @Bob.Roberts Год назад +26

      Yep, and the idea that "thug" has anything to do with humility is laughable. It's a very old, derived form of 'Thuggee', who were members of an ancient cult that worshiped a death god in the Middle East. They even made an appearance in a film years ago. Anyways, nothing good about the term, regardless of modern interpretations.

  • @bodhi1762
    @bodhi1762 11 месяцев назад +86

    can we take a second to appreciate the second lawyer, that man is straight up Saul Goodman, pushing positive and truly humble under god both goes so hard

  • @Soma_109
    @Soma_109 Год назад +5952

    Thug might have a chance at a retrial with how ridiculous this has been

    • @plaserov
      @plaserov Год назад +101

      hope so. free jeff

    • @mottomusik
      @mottomusik Год назад +71

      I think that’s what they’re trying

    • @zMazine
      @zMazine Год назад

      Are you tripping? He should get long long years in jail.@@plaserov

    • @TheZackofSpades
      @TheZackofSpades Год назад +61

      Lady is just TEEING up that ineffective assistance of counsel claim fr

    • @Soma_109
      @Soma_109 Год назад +17

      @@mottomusik I'm starting to think the same. These things are happening too much.

  • @smoppet
    @smoppet Год назад +825

    I'm glad Bleach has become classical literature, worthy of citing in court as an allusion to the proceeding events.

    • @theexoreviewer5699
      @theexoreviewer5699 Год назад +9

      I know right, it’s mainstream now too. It’s plays 24/7 on Pluto TV.

    • @ElMalito187
      @ElMalito187 Год назад +2

      Pretty sure the Judge himself is a Bleach fan and actually allowed her to continue as if normal.

    • @theexoreviewer5699
      @theexoreviewer5699 Год назад

      @@ElMalito187 I mean, the only saying it’s cringe is weebs/anime fans. I have shown this to many people? They all said it’s just explained by using a show. I believe this self-reflection issue.

    • @smartyjonez5470
      @smartyjonez5470 Год назад

      That’s what u get for hiring bIack lawyers.

    • @Jabrownie23
      @Jabrownie23 Год назад

      ​@@smartyjonez5470 Says the white guy with his own stupid take.

  • @sxnthwave
    @sxnthwave Год назад +4086

    I love living in a time where all of this silly shit happens so unironically

    • @Muken385
      @Muken385 Год назад +149

      Literally a gta server

    • @mrguy561
      @mrguy561 Год назад +96

      When chronically online people become workplace “professionals”

    • @kanaric
      @kanaric Год назад +13

      this kind of shit ironically happened in the past?

    • @googleapocalypse1967
      @googleapocalypse1967 Год назад +12

      @@mrguy561 Is "chronically online" the new "urban"?

    • @therealbfunke
      @therealbfunke Год назад +28

      ​@@googleapocalypse1967that feels rasict and I'm white

  • @eduardoborges506
    @eduardoborges506 Год назад +80

    As a university student i always looked at a couple of collegues and ask my self how the hell will they actualy ever do the job they are studying for. This is how

  • @T-B-D
    @T-B-D Год назад +603

    The anime part feels like a chewbacca defence situation where she's trying so hard to distract and confuse the jurors

    • @xxSilliestGoose
      @xxSilliestGoose Год назад +53

      Ladies and gentlemen of this supposed jury, it does not make sense! If Chewbacca lives on Endor, you must acquit! The defense rests

    • @CJT49
      @CJT49 Год назад +12

      She should have used the Chewbacca defense instead!

    • @ryanrzjr
      @ryanrzjr Год назад +2

      I think it’s likely the opposite. I havnt argued an actual case yet, but attorneys know to gear any argument towards the Jury (or judge in the case they’re deciding).
      I think it’s far more likely she felt the jurors would understand for whatever reason and the opposition wouldn’t.

    • @TheN9nth
      @TheN9nth Год назад +2

      LAWYER used CONFUSION!
      It's not very effective...

  • @potheadpig
    @potheadpig Год назад +3013

    Imagine hiring her as a lawyer to defend you in a RICO trial and you hear her say this💀

    • @badbetrayal
      @badbetrayal Год назад +20

      what is a rico trial

    • @CaptainParlow
      @CaptainParlow Год назад +140

      ​@@badbetrayalThe Racketeer Influenced and Corrupt Organizations Act (RICO) of 1970 seeks to strengthen the legal tools in evidence gathering by establishing new penal prohibitions and providing enhanced sanctions and new remedies for dealing with the unlawful activities of those engaged in organized crime.

    • @jumpvelocity3953
      @jumpvelocity3953 Год назад +92

      @@badbetrayallegislation meant for catch gangsters and mobsters who were exploiting legal loopholes

    • @michaelmayne6097
      @michaelmayne6097 Год назад +44

      First problem hiring a female second problem not hiring a Jew

    • @RojirigoD
      @RojirigoD Год назад +15

      It is obvious that it is a strategy based on the jurors, surely after the profiling, the defense found out that some of the jurors were fans of Bleach or something like that, and they are taking advantage of empathy points.

  • @jaren12072
    @jaren12072 Год назад +1996

    I think its funny trials have this reputation of being very hoity toity, when stuff like these are actually common occurrences. It's not always anime, but attorney's making crazy comparisons is something you'll encounter a lot. One time i read a trial transcript where an attorney said the other attorney was "as annoying as Sheldon Cooper."

    • @Bigassboya
      @Bigassboya Год назад +116

      Damn that's powerful

    • @AtlantaPlaylist
      @AtlantaPlaylist Год назад +74

      I've never seen hoity toity spelled out
      Thanks!

    • @TheRealSkillaholic
      @TheRealSkillaholic Год назад +48

      He's won that one I'm afraid

    • @ipsofacto4313
      @ipsofacto4313 Год назад +39

      Bazinga

    • @brendan904
      @brendan904 Год назад +11

      It's idiocracy encroaching, courtrooms used to be very formal and everyone on the bench had at least the intelligence not to be watching aimee

  • @osmium2928
    @osmium2928 11 месяцев назад +38

    The lawyers are like me yapping on the writing part of a test

  • @ash_tray
    @ash_tray Год назад +2607

    This is fucking hilarious. “This isn’t justice, this is a circus” you can tell when she wrote that she thought it would be badass, but when it was said out loud it was cringe. I’m dying laughing, she tried so hard but it just came across as insanely goofy

    • @TheBeigeRaider
      @TheBeigeRaider Год назад +56

      She’s not wrong tho. The prosecutors in this case have gotten yelled at by the judge a lot in this case for doing a bunch of dumb shit

    • @frocoshake2107
      @frocoshake2107 Год назад +62

      If it was preceded by a strong opening statement, it would have been a lot better.

    • @RedKnightOfficial
      @RedKnightOfficial Год назад +66

      ​@@frocoshake2107
      A stronger opening statement, and any analogy that did not relate to media. She could've quoted 400 different people that are well known, and respected.
      Citing an anime in a professinal setting is extreme amateur hour.

    • @rileyreptiles9473
      @rileyreptiles9473 11 месяцев назад +1

      😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮 lol😮 ok

    • @DesroQc
      @DesroQc 11 месяцев назад +2

      "she tried so hard but it just came across as insanely goofy" - Kinda like your profile pic 🤣

  • @SoraIndigo
    @SoraIndigo Год назад +800

    She could have definitely done that bleach crossover more smoothly, but the fact she did that at all is crazy

    • @Broomer52
      @Broomer52 Год назад +28

      Blew my mind she’s a lawyer and she’s young blood too in the legal system and I hope that isn’t an omen for what the future will hold when my generation fully takes the wheels. When the Boomers are gone and GenX is out the door is this what the old folks of the future will be When we take hold of government and legal jobs?

    • @SoraIndigo
      @SoraIndigo Год назад +7

      @Broomer52 it will definitely be different, but it will be better in some aspects and definitely weird in others. Professionalism could use some work, tho

    • @RIS_Monkey
      @RIS_Monkey Год назад +22

      With how popular anime has gotten and is continuing to become, it's eventually not going to be any different than referring to an older movie like Pulp Fiction to contextualize a point

    • @fig8man
      @fig8man Год назад +4

      ​@@Broomer52 idiocracy

    • @jaisotheunfathomablybased7135
      @jaisotheunfathomablybased7135 Год назад

      ​@Broomer52 Stop being stupid bro. All this pessimism over 1 person being weird. You think every person is like that? Like there's no shame or nothing? Well the tools in office are carefully raising their progenies to continue their lines of power through politics. Nepotism and tax evasion, along with fraudulent legalities and yet this random lawyer in a courtroom got you feeling some kind of way about what the next generation is gonna be like

  • @TrashmeisterGarbage
    @TrashmeisterGarbage Год назад +2347

    Every single day that goes by I am utterly convinced that whoever the main character of our timeline may be, they are speedrunning the joke ending. Just hit us with the Silent Hill dog song and roll credits already hooooly.

    • @harveyweinstein349
      @harveyweinstein349 Год назад +40

      Fuckin RIGHT bro 😂😂

    • @lelouchvibritannia7702
      @lelouchvibritannia7702 Год назад +69

      Nah dude, our world is based on a comedy series and everything that happens is just a joke at this point. I mean Sleepy Joe is president. The writers went all out on that one.

    • @DamienDarkside
      @DamienDarkside Год назад +75

      @@lelouchvibritannia7702 To be fair, the writers had a hall of a time with Trump as president. Like damn, way to pretty much tank American reputation for decades.

    • @marko9695
      @marko9695 Год назад +68

      ​@@DamienDarksideAs a non American, Trump was definitely a meme but Biden takes the cake. He lowkey has dementia. He forgot his mother's dead, he accidentally said honor of the holocaust instead of horror in Israel, he is just an A plus meme, I'd be disappointed if it went back to Trump, Biden 2024😂

    • @randomnpc222
      @randomnpc222 Год назад

      ​@@marko9695I wanna see the media implode itself bc they can't go one month without bringing him up, his mugshot was the perfect catalyst, I'd say Trump 2024 just to see how far we get

  • @marcemarc6516
    @marcemarc6516 Год назад +72

    You know you’re in trouble when your lawyer befuddles herself on her own opening statement

  • @Nonzerotonin
    @Nonzerotonin Год назад +1161

    The second i heard the clip, my body physically curled up in secondhand shame. Absolutely unreal

    • @2265Hello
      @2265Hello Год назад +51

      As a fan of bleach the cringe second hand shame made me rip my own hair out

    • @FloridianIrishGuy
      @FloridianIrishGuy Год назад +20

      I had to skip the speech because I literally COULD NOT watch it

    • @LKOO7
      @LKOO7 Год назад +5

      @@FloridianIrishGuy ii had to pause to prepare to view the cringe

    • @5050TM
      @5050TM Год назад +8

      As soon as I heard Bleach...16 seasons I paused and took a moment to take in this new reality in which we live. Then it moved to Thug Life being taken as some deep religious movement of humility and my soul may leave my body.

    • @Mightbeyourdad
      @Mightbeyourdad Год назад +2

      This is what you anime people sound like to the rest of the world 👍

  • @jakemitchell1132
    @jakemitchell1132 Год назад +1967

    I’ve followed bits and pieces of this case and let me tell you, it has truly been a circus. From YSL Polo, to court ordered essays, to court ordered lunch purchases, to potential jurors being held in contempt for live-streaming the proceedings, to goat sacrifices, to lawyers saying “that’s cap” on the record…this case has had it all so far.

    • @Totalcryptid
      @Totalcryptid Год назад +282

      GOAT SACRIFICES?!

    • @Slurmy
      @Slurmy Год назад +273

      You can’t just skip over goat sacrifices like that man

    • @opticalsalt2306
      @opticalsalt2306 Год назад +312

      I do solemnly swear, while under oath, that that’s cap your honor

    • @Hashslingingslasherrrrrr
      @Hashslingingslasherrrrrr Год назад +1

      Na now I gotta look into this 😭💀 especially bc YT is a self admitted Freemason they do-do sacrifices* & shit so I wouldn’t doubt it

    • @quantumblurrr
      @quantumblurrr Год назад +44

      Idiocracy

  • @imissmybed3469
    @imissmybed3469 Год назад +2283

    This woman went to law school, took the bar exam, and was convinced, really convinced, that using a Bleach reference (one that is probably not known to the jury) to make a point, would really drive home what she wanted to say?? Who hired this woman??

    • @DiabandoBastardo
      @DiabandoBastardo Год назад +140

      this is the problem with allowing tests to be taken online, people can just let computers do the thinking for them, which doesnt work in a real courtroom

    • @marcusverschollen9634
      @marcusverschollen9634 Год назад +1

      ​@@DiabandoBastardoEveryone wants to be the next Saul Goodman.

    • @sweethoneymustard7661
      @sweethoneymustard7661 Год назад +140

      Atlanta needed to hit their inclusiveness quota.

    • @ereviscale3966
      @ereviscale3966 Год назад

      ​​​@@DiabandoBastardothey still have to write essay questions which get read by the examiner. I get your point though.

    • @marcusverschollen9634
      @marcusverschollen9634 Год назад +58

      @@sweethoneymustard7661 What?

  • @1WEareBUFO1
    @1WEareBUFO1 Год назад +32

    How none of the jury got held in contempt for laughing is beyond me

  • @azminalibsp4800
    @azminalibsp4800 Год назад +2444

    The fact that the trial isn't in any way fabricated makes me both laugh and lose my mind

    • @riyashanpillay8621
      @riyashanpillay8621 Год назад +21

      ​@@p-__How can I believe you.👀What proof do you have to make me believe that?👀

    • @OldTeaz
      @OldTeaz Год назад +7

      @@p-__ Check your closet.

    • @ihuh1000
      @ihuh1000 Год назад +63

      This trial is actually insane here are some of the things that happened before this:
      -Thugs codefendant giving him a Perc in the courtroom, caught on camera
      -One of thugs lawyers saying she should start an onlyfans to the jury
      -one of Thugs lawyers calling a juror a bitch

    • @Asildriez
      @Asildriez Год назад

      🤡🌎

    • @ItzSneakyMinecraft
      @ItzSneakyMinecraft Год назад +1

      @@p-__ check your rear end.

  • @Damage_Inc
    @Damage_Inc Год назад +1939

    The fact that this woman can seemingly act like she is competent in a court of law gives me greater self confidence to be wildly incompetent at something and get paid for it.

    • @stanclark8824
      @stanclark8824 Год назад

      fool, look at the politicians that got called out and had lied about their qualifications and still went unnoticed for over a decade. you can totally get paid to bs your way through something for years hahaha

    • @thelemon5069
      @thelemon5069 Год назад +129

      Fun fact: every adult on the planet is actually just winging it.

    • @cdaffpunk1064
      @cdaffpunk1064 Год назад +31

      @@thelemon5069Fake it till you make it 😂

    • @Gymthingz
      @Gymthingz Год назад +11

      Please do, everyone is just bsing.

    • @ArcanePath360
      @ArcanePath360 Год назад

      Diversity hire

  • @heyyyyyw9527
    @heyyyyyw9527 Год назад +414

    As someone who does mock trial, I will be using “this isn’t justice, this is a circus” as a mock trial theme.

    • @biliousbecca
      @biliousbecca Год назад +2

      I really wanna know how that goes, haha

    • @MDMDMDMDMDMDMDMDMD
      @MDMDMDMDMDMDMDMDMD Год назад +3

      Hit the "us" in Justice and Circus way harder than she did.

  • @pr0fain
    @pr0fain 11 месяцев назад +12

    Her client just lost - juries don't watch Bleach, they play Ace Attorney.

  • @neontech8743
    @neontech8743 Год назад +602

    Can you imagine you’re fighting for your life, trying to save yourself from a death sentence, and suddenly your lawyer starts mentioning anime as a way to help with your case. I would already give up at that point.

    • @deen7530
      @deen7530 Год назад +72

      "Excuse me, your Honor, I would like to change my plea to guilty. Please take me out of this courtroom."

    • @nullskey8370
      @nullskey8370 Год назад +39

      and you know she’s gonna win with the the power of both god and anime on her side

    • @tundraffa2597
      @tundraffa2597 Год назад +4

      Wouldn’t hire a person with dyed hair in the first place to be my lawyer but the second I hear this shit I’d instantly interrupt, fire current counsel and seek better counsel.

    • @StorMyKilo
      @StorMyKilo Год назад +1

      Better be “Believe it” - Naruto.

    • @lilguice1601
      @lilguice1601 Год назад

      What chance do you have. This proves you just get a degree and they hire anyone

  • @Person01234
    @Person01234 Год назад +996

    Sometimes lawyers do such bizarre things that I can only assume they're trying to give their client a chance at appeal on the basis of incompetent counsel.

    • @ultimaxkom8728
      @ultimaxkom8728 11 месяцев назад +64

      Lawyers' Bizarre Adventures

    • @Liltony9797
      @Liltony9797 11 месяцев назад +20

      No its just a lawyer that got their degree through affirmative action

    • @arrtes6479
      @arrtes6479 10 месяцев назад +1

      ​@Liltony6676 She had to pass the BAR exam just like everyone else. Also 50% of this goonery was done by an old cisthet white guy so I mean... Did he get in via affirmative action?

    • @bmoore1908
      @bmoore1908 9 месяцев назад

      @@Liltony9797 you literally can not pass the bar because of affirmative action you doofus look up the actual policies before making ridiculous claims

    • @AiNaKa
      @AiNaKa 9 месяцев назад +30

      @@Liltony9797 there's no need to be racist about it

  • @taitia8619
    @taitia8619 Год назад +565

    The worst part is her central argument isn't even good. She's basically saying "none of this matters so declare him not guilty" which doesn't address any of the actual claims.

    • @XXSTEAKYXX
      @XXSTEAKYXX Год назад +51

      shes tryna say hes not even integral to the story 😂😂😂

    • @Arcadia6227
      @Arcadia6227 Год назад +61

      Literally damaged his case so she could talk about Bleach. If she isnt fired immediately after this then the dude doesnt want to win

    • @sheepketchup9059
      @sheepketchup9059 Год назад +5

      It was an opening statement, it's where the juices are, not the meat, you're missing the point, no claims were made just yet

    • @taitia8619
      @taitia8619 Год назад +27

      @@sheepketchup9059 Then it's a terrible opening statement. I see no juice here.

    • @Malam_NightYoru
      @Malam_NightYoru Год назад +2

      ​@@taitia8619"No juice. Only Water. No juice.

  • @gigamad1729
    @gigamad1729 23 дня назад +4

    Bro we live in a fictional world cause how the hell did this work in the end?💀

    • @kertig
      @kertig 23 дня назад

      It didn’t really he had to cave to a plea deal admitting guilt

    • @galstibilj9913
      @galstibilj9913 14 дней назад

      @@kertigi mean this is the best outcome possible from this so i’d say it worked.

  • @balintgyuri6555
    @balintgyuri6555 Год назад +616

    As a Bleach fan, I am proud of Charlie and ashamed of the lawyer. Calling witnesses "filler characters" is both highly unprofessional and should be an offence worthy of penalty. They won't disregard testimonies just because someone said "well ackthually"

    • @samankucher5117
      @samankucher5117 Год назад +25

      you are right it is disrespectful... ill call people i don't like bounts as a slur now 💀

    • @RiorXD
      @RiorXD Год назад +8

      Your comment and all replies are no longer cannon. Ive retconned your account to be more source material accurate.

    • @nkosinathisibiya600
      @nkosinathisibiya600 Год назад +1

      Bleach is trully humble under god

    • @samankucher5117
      @samankucher5117 Год назад

      @@nkosinathisibiya600
      btw Bleach stands for
      B = Blessed
      l = lads
      e = exploring
      a = American
      C = churches
      h = humbly .

    • @nkosinathisibiya600
      @nkosinathisibiya600 Год назад +1

      @@samankucher5117 you took things too far😂

  • @isometimespaintstuff
    @isometimespaintstuff Год назад +1179

    I feel so bad for the court clerk having to record all of this.

    • @andrewsad1
      @andrewsad1 Год назад +60

      Probably the most entertaining day of their career. I wonder if they put the proper emphasis on TRULY. HUMBLED. UNDER. GOD.

    • @CEOofWasrael
      @CEOofWasrael 11 месяцев назад +18

      I’m glad I was born at the right time so I could see this honestly 😂 Clown World just keeps gettin better.

    • @isometimespaintstuff
      @isometimespaintstuff 11 месяцев назад

      It's getting worse dude and it ain't gonna get better anytime soon if you think otherwise...I want whatever it is you're smoking cause I definitely need it. @@CEOofWasrael

  • @iamaneroinaddict
    @iamaneroinaddict Месяц назад +4

    "your honour, stfu, you weren't even there"

  • @guywithtwothumbs
    @guywithtwothumbs Год назад +1150

    This lady is so inspirational. After seeing this, all I can think is that maybe I could be a lawyer

    • @Concordnh603
      @Concordnh603 Год назад +81

      You can definitely be one ❤ but not mine.

    • @garystinten9339
      @garystinten9339 Год назад +9

      ​@@Concordnh603would you take thug rapper lawyer instead?

    • @CatSucker
      @CatSucker Год назад +6

      I beliebe in you

    • @theussmirage
      @theussmirage Год назад +9

      Damn, I need to start watching anime then. I know I need law school and all that filler, but now I realize an S tier knowledge of Japanese animation is mandatory.

    • @ShinFahima
      @ShinFahima Год назад +2

      "You gotta believe~!"
      -Parappa the Rapper

  • @brooke221
    @brooke221 Год назад +409

    Her: “Don’t be distracted by filler”
    Also Her: uses a anime reference to push a point that could’ve been made much more succinctly without the reference

    • @LegiamasC-OnTwitta
      @LegiamasC-OnTwitta Год назад +10

      Maybe that was her point all along. Hit em with the random largely irrelevant Bleach reference as a live test for ignoring filler.

    • @brandonchandlerMGnO
      @brandonchandlerMGnO Год назад

      I mean, people are much more likely to remember what she said now.

    • @GOTEEMM
      @GOTEEMM Год назад

      She should have used a Battlefield 2042 reference?

    • @noctap0d
      @noctap0d Год назад +3

      That's the point!!! It was genius. I'll die in this hill.

    • @fahrenheit2101
      @fahrenheit2101 Год назад +3

      ​@@noctap0dno chance. Id love to believe it, it would be perfect. But a little too perfect.

  • @myqueerplantfamily
    @myqueerplantfamily Год назад +1991

    I’m a criminal defense attorney and the only problem I see using anime as a reference point in arguments in trial is that my juries tend to skew older, so I’m not sure that’s something they would connect with. Using pop culture references is a common rhetoric tool that lawyers use to help jurors remember their arguments.

    • @catpetter
      @catpetter Год назад +57

      Does that work if the jurors can't relate to the reference, though?

    • @snyderplayz9442
      @snyderplayz9442 Год назад +37

      But the comparison doesn't even make sense either so even if they did know bleach it still wouldn't have meant anything lol

    • @happymate8943
      @happymate8943 Год назад +53

      She's a public defender.
      Apparently there's a difference between a public defender and a private lawyer. Public defenders are hired by the state that's persecuting you and they aren't allowed to hire private investigators or bring in witnesses for your trial, so basically they don't have a lot of resources to help you. The only major con for private lawyers is that you have to pay for one. Basically public defenders are likely not going to help you at all , while getting page boy The State.
      "The fact that you don’t have to pay a public defender is a notable advantage for people who can’t afford to hire a lawyer. However, there are some drawbacks to working with a public defender you should consider before you go this route, including:
      Public defenders are court-appointed - The court assigns a public defender to criminal cases, meaning you don’t get to meet with potential candidates and select the lawyer you like most.
      Public defenders have large caseloads - A major issue for public defenders is their massive caseloads. They might work with dozens of other defendants while representing you. That leaves them minimal time to focus on your case and push for the best results.
      Public defenders have inadequate resources - Unlike criminal defense attorneys, public defenders don’t typically have helpful legal staff or resources. They cannot hire private investigators or expert witnesses to bolster your defense.
      Most public defenders have less experience - Even the most experienced public defenders often lack the same knowledge and skills that many private lawyers have. Since you cannot know who the court will appoint as your public defender, you might even get a lawyer who has never worked on a case before.
      Pros and Cons of a Private Criminal Defense Lawyer
      The only real drawback to hiring a criminal defense lawyer is the cost. Depending on the circumstances, a private attorney might charge a retainer or bill you by the hour. But given the serious nature of a criminal charge, the benefits of having a private lawyer defend you can significantly outweigh the disadvantages. The advantages of hiring a criminal defense attorney include:
      Time - Private attorneys have more time to spend on the cases they take. Since they can control their workloads, they can thoroughly review the details of each case and develop defense strategies suited to their client’s needs.
      Resources - Criminal defense lawyers have access to valuable resources. They often have strong connections to analysts and experts who can provide substantial evidence in your defense.
      Reputation - Experienced private attorneys often have stellar reputations within the community. Many have solid professional relationships with law enforcement, judges, and others in the justice system, which can work in your favor during a criminal case.
      Guidance - Unlike public defenders, private attorneys have the time to explain legal options and procedures to their clients. They can offer guidance during each stage of a case, explain the available options to their clients, and protect their rights every step of the way.
      The bottom line is that a private criminal defense lawyer can go above and beyond to meet your needs and seek a positive outcome on your behalf. Public defenders don’t have time to investigate every detail go that extra mile to uncover hidden evidence, or hash out plea deals with prosecutors. Private lawyers also do more than defend their clients. They can file appeals, handle probation revocations, and pursue post-conviction expungements. The right representation is worth it when your future is on the line. "

    • @commiecomrade2644
      @commiecomrade2644 Год назад +11

      @@happymate8943Yep. This woman sounds JUST like my public defender. She was awful. Borderline illiterate. I had to make all of my decisions myself without the benefit of counsel.

    • @lah67
      @lah67 Год назад

      @@happymate8943 they absolutely are allowed to present a defense. they absolutely are allowed everything necessary for that. i've worked in the legal system for decades, and i've never seen anyone get denied witnesses or investigation or whatever the defendant thinks they need (within legal reason). i've seen them fly professionals in for expert testimony from across the country at an expense of $20,000 just recently. so idk where you get your information, but it's wrong.

  • @bottomtext593
    @bottomtext593 11 месяцев назад +8

    In all my 19 years of life, nevee have I been more flabbergasted that someone SOMEHOW in this tiny rock in space, decided to UNIRONICALLY reference Bleach and Memes in a serious court case.

  • @4RILDIGITAL
    @4RILDIGITAL Год назад +1195

    This attorney's unexpected anime references, Thug's lawyer’s creative interpretations... I'm starting to think they swapped the courtroom for a theater. 😂🍿

    • @Hashslingingslasherrrrrr
      @Hashslingingslasherrrrrr Год назад +6

      If you believe how I believe..it really is all just a show from them

    • @ashdog9235
      @ashdog9235 Год назад +1

      Well for quite awhile court was the premier entertainment

    • @fluxalt
      @fluxalt Год назад

      You're not wrong it's all attention to pull us off of the real problem 9/12

    • @aClownBaby-
      @aClownBaby- Год назад

      Trial lawyers are theatre kids

  • @Quantaniumlol
    @Quantaniumlol Год назад +1307

    She single handedly talked the judge from a week probation to 12 life sentences and 217 different charges

  • @zander2541
    @zander2541 Год назад +720

    i like how the actual point she was trying to make anime references aside, was that his crime isn’t worth looking at so just vote innocent

    • @Pupupwa
      @Pupupwa Год назад +48

      It’s like saying I “didn’t steal the cookies, Jones did but if you ask him he will say me and that is a huge lie”

    • @XtenstialKrysis
      @XtenstialKrysis Год назад +10

      @@Pupupwa so let's close this discussion here and now and carry on with our life

    • @env0x
      @env0x Год назад +4

      classic chewbacca defense.

    • @blacklivesmatter2083
      @blacklivesmatter2083 Год назад

      Big mama BLACk Af

  • @katethevampire
    @katethevampire 11 месяцев назад +7

    Istg if that circus line was an Ace Attorney reference than I'm launching myself off the planet

  • @deftrascal1626
    @deftrascal1626 Год назад +254

    Hearing that first clip's audio and then hearing Charlie only comment on the next clips audio being bad is genuinely terrifying

    • @trophyscene5015
      @trophyscene5015 Год назад +20

      Lmao 🤣 right? I thought it would be basically inaudible after his warning

    • @crankfastle8138
      @crankfastle8138 Год назад +1

      Seriously, my hearing is degrading. I have to use a volume booster most times. I was concerned.

  • @MoonCheeese333
    @MoonCheeese333 Год назад +352

    If my lawyer talked about anime or "thug life" in the court room, I would break down crying on the spot.

    • @lozpopo
      @lozpopo Год назад +45

      About to represent myself at that point

    • @daydreams-of-death
      @daydreams-of-death Год назад +17

      id just say im guilty and take the highest charge atp 😭

    • @Hashslingingslasherrrrrr
      @Hashslingingslasherrrrrr Год назад +4

      Especially bc he’s older & you can tell has no business explaining the meaning of thug life 😭💀

    • @rednaskela4830
      @rednaskela4830 Год назад +1

      I agree but he literally go by "Thug" it makes sense someone would bring it up during a rico case. If a rapper named KillerMike was on trial for murder of course his name would be essential to tear down his character.

    • @taitia8619
      @taitia8619 Год назад

      @@lozpopo The one time where you actually should defend yourself in court

  • @JamescraftAim
    @JamescraftAim Год назад +420

    I think she just wanted to use the Trial as a therapy session for what she endured

    • @EdwinWade
      @EdwinWade Год назад +1

      😂😂😂😂 so true if she just watched it for the first time.
      That show had like 200 episodes

  • @seanhines8369
    @seanhines8369 9 месяцев назад +2

    Well she’s right about it being a circus. Every circus has a clown

  • @icanseemywife
    @icanseemywife Год назад +546

    My theory is that she lost a bet with someone and had to find a way to connect Bleach to the trial because there is no way she said all that and thought 'yeah this is suitable'

    • @nectarinegirl4106
      @nectarinegirl4106 Год назад +21

      she coulda pulled up in cosplay like

    • @mr420quickscops2
      @mr420quickscops2 Год назад +25

      No way she keeps her title as a lawyer after this 😂

    • @FlaccidPancake
      @FlaccidPancake Год назад +16

      ​@@mr420quickscops2she'll be fine, she's a soul reaper

    • @fredmercury1314
      @fredmercury1314 Год назад

      She got awarded her lawyer license because she walked in and was black, fat, and female. That's why she has no idea how to be an actual lawyer.

  • @master_ranch_of_the_runnin7289
    @master_ranch_of_the_runnin7289 Год назад +741

    If I watched my lawyer make an anime reference in a courtroom id just plead guilty to save the embarrassment.

    • @jimmybeanchugger1832
      @jimmybeanchugger1832 11 месяцев назад +14

      Idk man anime references in court really could’ve gone super hard, she just really butchered it.

    • @master_ranch_of_the_runnin7289
      @master_ranch_of_the_runnin7289 11 месяцев назад +28

      @jimmybeanchugger1832 theres no way, give an example l.

    • @ultimaxkom8728
      @ultimaxkom8728 11 месяцев назад

      @@master_ranch_of_the_runnin7289 Use Talk-No-Jutsu until the jury agrees out of pity. Just believe it!

    • @noahshad09
      @noahshad09 11 месяцев назад +33

      @@master_ranch_of_the_runnin7289 “omae wa mou shindeiru” and then stab them.

    • @Sisidiehebwi
      @Sisidiehebwi 9 месяцев назад

      depends on the anime reference

  • @F34r3t3r
    @F34r3t3r Год назад +420

    I can confidently say that she is not a clown, she’s the entire circus

    • @stevenjames5874
      @stevenjames5874 Год назад +2

      Now she will win, Wright?

    • @Sumirevins
      @Sumirevins Год назад +1

      Couldn't accept anything less from a case called Young Thug YSL trail ngl💀

  • @Vash141
    @Vash141 11 месяцев назад +5

    I’m waiting for the civil case for the trauma caused by reminding people of the bount arc

  • @kenanOW
    @kenanOW Год назад +1825

    An arc being so bad it caused someone life in prison is actually crazy

    • @UtubeH8tr
      @UtubeH8tr Год назад +37

      It caused what?
      Finish your sentence properly.

    • @xynjak
      @xynjak Год назад

      @@UtubeH8trcry more

    • @CriticalPlNE
      @CriticalPlNE Год назад

      @@UtubeH8trcost

    • @cinnamon_toast_crush
      @cinnamon_toast_crush Год назад +242

      ​@@UtubeH8trYour parents finished properly but a mistake came out

    • @Apcier
      @Apcier Год назад +17

      @@UtubeH8tr Caused him his life like hes getting life in prison

  • @Kikoou
    @Kikoou Год назад +172

    There is no way Bleach got brought up for a speech. She definitely just finished it and really wanted to talk about it.

    • @shinjihirako4773
      @shinjihirako4773 Год назад +1

      Based from her hairdo, she’s a fan of Renji

    • @trophyscene5015
      @trophyscene5015 Год назад +1

      I always wondered what it would be like if I had to pretend to be a lawyer in court so I could get my own self out of trouble because I can't afford a good lawyer. Now I know exactly how that would turn out..

  • @kenkxb2763
    @kenkxb2763 Год назад +238

    the funny thing is the point could have so easily been made without even mentioning the bount arc. “You know how shows have filler episodes to just waste your time? That’s what this is” I think she just really wanted to get the word out that the Bount arc sucks

    • @Bordackh
      @Bordackh Год назад +14

      I mean. The bount arc really, really sucked. I can somewhat understand

    • @taitia8619
      @taitia8619 Год назад

      But no one was arguing otherwise

  • @soupcangaming662
    @soupcangaming662 11 месяцев назад +20

    She is the type of person to go "Dynamite" in Rock, Paper, Scissors. On the flipside, we have Shakespeare Goodman.

  • @pepsicola4718
    @pepsicola4718 Год назад +547

    Her entire thought process for a defense was literally
    "This is just like one of my japanese animes!" -Otacon

  • @pompeiiunicorn
    @pompeiiunicorn Год назад +721

    And I thought the worst thing I've heard so far during a trial, was a lawyer here in Brazil who quoted Machiavelli, "The end justifies the means". And atributed said quote as something from "THe Little Prince" by Antoine de Saint-Exupéry. And was honestly so certain of his words, that didn't even bother to correct himself, which made him get called out by the Minister of the Supreme Federal Court

    • @Another_Hibiki
      @Another_Hibiki Год назад +31

      Knowing my country, i was unnironically expecting the guy to be quoting "The end Justifaiz the means" from Kamen Rider 555's opening.

    • @anna8328
      @anna8328 Год назад +19

      I think I would become suicidal if I said something so stupid and in court

    • @jaybird8899
      @jaybird8899 Год назад +14

      That hurts my brain. Wow imagine quoting Machiavelli in a trial, let alone misattributing the quote. The cringe of these people Charlie is talking about is bar none though.

    • @riccardodellorto4267
      @riccardodellorto4267 Год назад +19

      They should have quoted Saul Goodman

    • @warlordofbritannia
      @warlordofbritannia Год назад +3

      Classic mistake. They should have quoted Rousseau

  • @MediocrityDump
    @MediocrityDump Год назад +184

    "You can't possibly top the Chewbacca defence" Ladies and Gentlemen, the Bount Defence

    • @SuckHole838
      @SuckHole838 Год назад +1

      Chewbacca is a wookie they live on the planet kashiek

  • @bakurasensei
    @bakurasensei Месяц назад +1

    "This isnt justice, this is a circus."
    -Ichigo Kurosaki

  • @Ph4ntom0
    @Ph4ntom0 Год назад +320

    The split second she said Bleach I broke out into LAUGHTER. It hasn't even been 1 minute yet and I already know this is gonna be hilarious.

    • @diodelvino3048
      @diodelvino3048 Год назад +14

      i cant finish it without cringing, where tf was she going with this??

    • @izaiahvalenzuela7528
      @izaiahvalenzuela7528 Год назад

      Same

    • @GmmBeast
      @GmmBeast Год назад +1

      I skipped through it. I couldn't handle the cringe 😭 she said Bleach and I almost died lmao

    • @Sylusssss
      @Sylusssss Год назад +2

      I dropped my phone
      Couldn't reach it to stop it
      Cringed everywhere

  • @mysticmarbles
    @mysticmarbles Год назад +178

    Of all the anime references that could have possibly made an appearance in court the bount arc has got to be the last thing I expected. I imagine to a jury of average folks this was like someone pulling out their stamp collection and launching into an anecdote about the 1918 Inverted Jenny.

    • @nkosinathisibiya600
      @nkosinathisibiya600 Год назад +1

      No she just had to take that filler to court bcs of how long and boring it was 😂

  • @last872
    @last872 Год назад +618

    I'm really interested to see how this affects the overall meta of the justice system

    • @trey871
      @trey871 Год назад +11

      This got me 👏

    • @Judgementxxx
      @Judgementxxx Год назад +15

      Just imagine lawyers using the anime gambit to try and sway a not guilty verdict 🤣

    • @hollowknight9158
      @hollowknight9158 Год назад +7

      @@Judgementxxx well we might see this if the squid game contestants sue netflix. And we'll see if netflix uses Kaiji - the ultimate survivor as a reference.

    • @randomblock1_
      @randomblock1_ Год назад +7

      Definitely some areas in this run that could be optimized, but the jury stunlock is absolutely huge

    • @alib2374
      @alib2374 Год назад +2

      ​@@randomblock1_that 3 month to 15 life sentences skip is absolutely insane

  • @StephenDurnan
    @StephenDurnan 4 месяца назад +1

    "My client is seen as evil. Truly demonic. Like an old vampire who drains people of their blood. This reminds me of an anime called JoJo's Bizarre adventure"

  • @Slipperslider
    @Slipperslider Год назад +714

    The moment she said, "This reminds me of this anime." I felt bad for her because of the embarrassment she had to handle.

    • @ifunnyuser6838
      @ifunnyuser6838 Год назад

      Dont feel bad for stupid people or others will think your stupid too

    • @dermae5171
      @dermae5171 Год назад +28

      You should feel bad for us who nearly died from cringe watching this

    • @goatedamvcreator
      @goatedamvcreator Год назад +15

      ​@@dermae5171I did die

    • @fahrenheit2101
      @fahrenheit2101 Год назад +12

      She put herself in the position, we just gotta deal with the 2nd hand embarrassment - I sure as hell dont feel bad for her tho

    • @goatedamvcreator
      @goatedamvcreator Год назад +1

      @bruhman11232 kubo and bleach fans didn't deserve the embarrassment, though💀

  • @mollusckscramp4124
    @mollusckscramp4124 Год назад +922

    I love how smiley Charlie has been in his videos lately, he seems to be in an amazing mood these days

    • @iAvocado
      @iAvocado Год назад +29

      He has always been smiling and laughing, but people who don't watch him have no idea

    • @asterdisaster2278
      @asterdisaster2278 Год назад +31

      getting some good punanni

    • @bradhiser9230
      @bradhiser9230 Год назад +23

      I’d be smiling too. He makes an insane amount of money doing what he would do regardless.

    • @joenobody5913
      @joenobody5913 Год назад +12

      I only watch his vids now and then, but do have a lot of respect for the guy. I may be comin over full time though because his good mood definitely enhanced MY mood. Don't know about anyone else, but I need all the smiley happy, amazing mood I can get.

    • @RicardoCastillo-jd20w
      @RicardoCastillo-jd20w Год назад

      bot comment

  • @aaronjones155
    @aaronjones155 Год назад +443

    I used to think that becoming a lawyer was really hard but im really second guessing myself now

    • @mikepalmer1971
      @mikepalmer1971 Год назад

      Diversity hire.

    • @nectarinegirl4106
      @nectarinegirl4106 Год назад +1

      Ikrrrr

    • @revuutube
      @revuutube Год назад +31

      Now's your time go back to school and get a law degree they're just handing them out! Do it before AI takes over in a few years and it becomes worthless like everything else..

    • @nnelg8139
      @nnelg8139 11 месяцев назад +8

      @@revuutube AI is going to take over a lot of jobs, but Lawyering is going to be one of the very last ones ever. When it can take over that, we will be obsolete as a species.

    • @Mimyakko
      @Mimyakko 11 месяцев назад +2

      Literally all they do is act, lie, and tell stories in the court room and hope that the jury believes them

  • @101xp
    @101xp 6 месяцев назад +3

    Honestly, Young Thug might be the one artist who would actually change his name to Young Truly Humble Under God

  • @bubthe6556
    @bubthe6556 Год назад +885

    As someone who suffered from the bount arc, I can understand the pain everyone who watched it went through

    • @youdonegoofed
      @youdonegoofed Год назад +1

      same lmao

    • @alexandraleian212
      @alexandraleian212 Год назад

      Honestly yeah 😂

    • @localmilfchaser6938
      @localmilfchaser6938 Год назад

      Bleach is ass

    • @Reset-sm6rg
      @Reset-sm6rg Год назад +2

      What parts of bleach are worth-while? I haven't watched it, but I'm interested in soul society arc. However people told me I should stop watching after that. Is that really true?

    • @Mrholysymbol
      @Mrholysymbol Год назад +5

      @@Reset-sm6rg No thats not true in my opinion look up a watch guide skip the filler it tells you to skip and enjoy, the current season are some of the best episodes bleach has ever had and well worth watching it all

  • @lethalspaceduck3800
    @lethalspaceduck3800 Год назад +132

    At times like this I remember the phrase "Reality is often times stranger than fiction."

  • @whermit94
    @whermit94 Год назад +257

    I love how in the end of her speech it actually ties her presentation all together into a big bow. Perfect

    • @gore0802
      @gore0802 Год назад +19

      It would've sounded less insane if she referred to the "anime filler problem" as a literary device (as in novels, novel series). 💀

    • @TheBeigeRaider
      @TheBeigeRaider Год назад +3

      They’re unironically two of the best lawyers in Georgia with two of the best W/L records in the court system there

  • @Yummyyummytasteytidepods
    @Yummyyummytasteytidepods Год назад +3

    My new Roman empire is old white men explaining what thug life is

  • @Malix420
    @Malix420 Год назад +108

    It blows my mind that this is most likely the biggest RICO trial to happen in the last 10 years (57 indictments) and the courtroom does NOT match that energy.

    • @hockeylance36
      @hockeylance36 Год назад +1

      I know all about the RICO act thanks to Larry Lawton 🤣

  • @LordMoldoma
    @LordMoldoma Год назад +457

    This isn’t the wrong move on the chess board, this is the equivalent of placing down a player token from candy land on the board.

    • @XD-sc4ix
      @XD-sc4ix Год назад +43

      Or playing UNO and then one guy summon blue eyes white dragon in attack mode

    • @fredmercury1314
      @fredmercury1314 Год назад +9

      @@XD-sc4ixMy 7yr old nephew does that sort of thing.

    • @XD-sc4ix
      @XD-sc4ix Год назад +17

      @@fredmercury1314 based nephew 🗿

    • @mojus2890
      @mojus2890 Год назад +9

      ​@@XD-sc4ixDark Magician is cooler. I remember being four and loving that card. One of the earliest memories of my life was the dark magician on display at the store and pulled up upon the library computer.

    • @evoxis1058
      @evoxis1058 11 месяцев назад +3

      Nah, this is like going to McDonald's when it's your turn in monopoly

  • @proskstrikes8014
    @proskstrikes8014 Год назад +135

    Had a trial in VR chat once, looked a lot like this.

    • @jagerhoines6322
      @jagerhoines6322 Год назад +5

      hahaha totally would be like this

    • @The-Omega-Blade
      @The-Omega-Blade Год назад +3

      had a Vr court case where a loli was on trial for selling drugs to Godzilla... and that trail made more sense than what i'm hearing in this video...
      also the court ended in the loli rightfully being guilty and sentenced to being exiled from humanity via a small rocket into space... so i say justice was served...

    • @proskstrikes8014
      @proskstrikes8014 Год назад

      @@The-Omega-Blade Best ending!

    • @slambler6702
      @slambler6702 Год назад +3

      I was a cockroach being accused by a bulky space soldier of committing heresy to something called a slunesh

  • @stanleyjosten
    @stanleyjosten 7 месяцев назад +1

    Charlie learning here that the only difference between theatre kids and lawyers is their level of spite

  • @chrise8275
    @chrise8275 Год назад +140

    Fun Fact: This is the first ever RICO trial to begin with the defense attorney’s opening statement being about anime.

    • @aimanmarzuqi4804
      @aimanmarzuqi4804 Год назад +5

      This is for the history books boys

    • @Uzdefized
      @Uzdefized Год назад +11

      @@aimanmarzuqi4804Young Thug either got the best lawyers in the country or the worst 😂 you pick

    • @aimanmarzuqi4804
      @aimanmarzuqi4804 Год назад

      @@Uzdefized As crazy as this sounds, they might be even worse than Amber Heard’s lawyers

    • @coryhueske5245
      @coryhueske5245 Год назад +3

      @@Uzdefized”the simulation said she would be the one!” Affirmative Action Strikes Again

    • @antonradke5943
      @antonradke5943 Год назад +2

      Wait… “first ever RICO trial”??
      You say that as if to suggest that there have been other criminal trials, not about RICO, that had anime involved in an opening statement…
      Please don’t tell me there have been, it might be the last straw for my faith in humanity