Teacher Who Learns More From Her Students Than She Teaches Them Fired

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    Explaining that her statements indicated a failure to understand and implement the district’s goal of providing a comprehensive education to all children, Southwest High School officials reportedly fired ninth-grade history teacher Jennifer Steenman today after she was heard saying she learns more from her students than they do from her.
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  • @metametodo
    @metametodo 5 лет назад +9089

    Never give up on your ionic bonds. That's wisdom.

    • @blobberberry
      @blobberberry 4 года назад +37

      That is a covalent bond my dude

    • @superguy183828
      @superguy183828 4 года назад +4

      Never give up (?)

    • @robbiev9296
      @robbiev9296 4 года назад +10

      Covalent bonds are far superior

    • @jaronmalone3945
      @jaronmalone3945 4 года назад +9

      @Lady Mercy NA bro

    • @garyquack19
      @garyquack19 4 года назад

      I made this myself, took over 2 thousand hours. I think the Onion fans will get a kick out of it. Bond on in ionicness. ruclips.net/p/PL5KdeMo5Dvre5KMUWE16OMWPEl4UQroUG - Love and Peace yallzz!

  • @theyoshi202
    @theyoshi202 5 лет назад +18556

    The only thing unrealistic about this is that she got fired.
    In real life, they’d never fire you for something that small, only real offenses like swearing or not reporting a student who makes a finger gun.

    • @mrepix8287
      @mrepix8287 5 лет назад +233

      PlazTM K-12 schools are run by local districts, entirely funded by taxpayer dollars. So there’s no “corporate greed” possible in them, only greedy teachers unions who feel teachers deserve any benefits they desire so as long as they have worked, perhaps even in a mediocre fashion, for many years.

    • @L1nkn1vy
      @L1nkn1vy 5 лет назад +23

      It is the Onion after all

    • @94Newbie
      @94Newbie 5 лет назад +97

      @Sagarmatha its not unions per se its unions in public institutions. a union is in a private sector is bound by the rules of the market. if the employer cant pay more and still be competetive then he cant do it. you cant draw blood from a rock. unless its a public institution of course then you can at the taxpayers expense. unions cooperate with employers just fine here in germany and public servants arent allowed to strike.

    • @monsieurboks
      @monsieurboks 5 лет назад +48

      @PlazTM Lmao, if the US was run by unions alone it'd quickly regress into the early Soviet Union, with zero productivity because workers would just give themselves unsustainable pay rises and stupidly long breaks.

    • @saiga8598
      @saiga8598 5 лет назад +50

      @PlazTM
      Dude, the way you describe it makes me almost believe that all my teachers were great.
      If we exclude the apathy, the laziness, the bullying, the emotional abuse and the discrimination.
      Out of perhaps 20 teachers I had, only 1 was really great. 3 were good. 2 were okay and the rest was cancerous trash

  • @gothicfan51
    @gothicfan51 10 лет назад +16383

    I don't think that vectors and photosynthesis are a part of chemistry curriculum...

    • @TheMike91393
      @TheMike91393 10 лет назад +1913

      That's why she NEEDED to go. You see, it's always the teachers fault for their students being stupid.

    • @gothicfan51
      @gothicfan51 10 лет назад +163

      Mike Swain I was just emphasising on that point.

    • @QueenDarkKingHeart
      @QueenDarkKingHeart 10 лет назад +118

      Gothicfan51 Did I by any chance have a debate with you on a Drunken Peasants video like a month ago? haha. If so, fancy seeing you here!

    • @gothicfan51
      @gothicfan51 10 лет назад +84

      QueenDark KingHeart Yeah, you did, it wasn't really a debate though, too many people commenting did not allow for a proper view exchange...

    • @QueenDarkKingHeart
      @QueenDarkKingHeart 10 лет назад +67

      Gothicfan51 True, I use the word debate in the most informal way possible.

  • @SerbAtheist
    @SerbAtheist 5 лет назад +9823

    It's funny how she totally nailed the mannerisms of these incompetent and mild-mannered teachers you very often encounter.

    • @VoidMaid
      @VoidMaid 4 года назад +597

      Totally agreed. The Onion has truly amazing casting when it comes to its videos, very rarely do their actors come off as anything less than genuine.

    • @sadiaansari4574
      @sadiaansari4574 4 года назад +28

      SerbAthiest eh? Does that mean you don’t want to exterminate and genocide others anymore because of their religion? Or does it mean you still do it, but without fearing hell?

    • @silverfan9611
      @silverfan9611 4 года назад +168

      @@sadiaansari4574 .... what?
      Is this a reference I dont get

    • @popcultureworld1096
      @popcultureworld1096 4 года назад +37

      Silverfan96 he’s talking about the guy’s name

    • @hannibalbarca9832
      @hannibalbarca9832 4 года назад +55

      @@sadiaansari4574 lol wat mate

  • @eoghan.5003
    @eoghan.5003 4 года назад +8397

    So sad to see her go... she was really in her element in that job. Had such chemistry with the students, such strong bonds. This wasn't the solution - I wonder if she was unionized.

  • @jamesbuzzella2518
    @jamesbuzzella2518 5 лет назад +26334

    I’m sure she would make a great English teacher, though

    • @L1nkn1vy
      @L1nkn1vy 5 лет назад +1249

      Liberal arts or philosophy too

    • @galarstar052
      @galarstar052 5 лет назад +644

      is that a personal attack or something? C'mon dude, it's like the only thing i'm good at.

    • @Eri.262
      @Eri.262 5 лет назад +510

      10/10 She would make an amazing English teacher.

    • @MoistCrumpet
      @MoistCrumpet 5 лет назад +274

      James Buzzella My english teacher would always bring in the tv and let us watch a movie unrelated to the subject we were supposed to be learning, even when there was a test coming up.

    • @FireOccator
      @FireOccator 5 лет назад +54

      Also a great literature teacher.

  • @ronque23
    @ronque23 4 года назад +2217

    Finally, a teacher with a heart of gold, and nothing else.

    • @angelinephilo2005
      @angelinephilo2005 4 года назад +67

      gold is a metal, she has a heart of metal and doesnt care for her students' future

    • @MrAvocadoMan
      @MrAvocadoMan 4 года назад +19

      NOTHING else

    • @ImNotaRussianBot
      @ImNotaRussianBot 4 года назад +10

      And a head of straw.

    •  4 года назад +4

      Why is everyone complaining about her wth

    • @ClasherofWorlds
      @ClasherofWorlds 4 года назад +9

      @ well she's not teaching the syllabus very well

  • @Wubbazt
    @Wubbazt 4 года назад +908

    that lady's face is PERFECT for the role. i don't know what it is about it, but like… it just really completed it.

    • @Redmenace96
      @Redmenace96 4 года назад +57

      The self-satisfied smug look, nod of the head as she turned and walked away was superb!

    • @vulpes7079
      @vulpes7079 3 года назад +26

      It's bot much about her looks, more about the whole demeanour. Especially the fake half smiles

    • @InsertTitleHere-
      @InsertTitleHere- 3 года назад +3

      Her face just speaks Karen to me.. that and how she almost cried at the principal

  • @AnonymousYoutuber69
    @AnonymousYoutuber69 10 лет назад +4614

    A pi bond between 2 hydrogens! AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH

    • @lithium191
      @lithium191 10 лет назад +620

      What about the oxygen bonded to 8 hydrogens?

    • @ThePharphis
      @ThePharphis 10 лет назад +115

      lithium191 both are acceptable
      source: chemistry BSc

    • @AsFewFalseThingsAsPossible
      @AsFewFalseThingsAsPossible 10 лет назад +215

      A linear water molecule !?

    • @ThePharphis
      @ThePharphis 10 лет назад +53

      AsFewFalseThingsAsPossible shh it's fine

    • @rodog818
      @rodog818 10 лет назад +2

      Hysterical

  • @blacxthornE
    @blacxthornE Год назад +77

    i love that the last guy was asks if it isn't her job to teach them about photosynthesis and vectors. she was so bad at her job that he didn't even know those aren't taught in chemistry class.

    • @bedro_0
      @bedro_0 Месяц назад +4

      LOL I was about to say that

    • @ArmyJames
      @ArmyJames Месяц назад +1

      She had failed her students utterly.

  • @tess2082
    @tess2082 4 года назад +3354

    Fun fact: everything on that white board is so wrong it hurts

    • @ellisgee4196
      @ellisgee4196 4 года назад +312

      The ethanol is fine.

    • @gnochhuos645
      @gnochhuos645 4 года назад +209

      The formic acid is also fine

    • @TheUndulyNoted
      @TheUndulyNoted 4 года назад +108

      The organic molecule is also fine lol

    • @TheUndulyNoted
      @TheUndulyNoted 4 года назад +64

      Well aside from the question marks lol

    • @dominique7526
      @dominique7526 4 года назад +204

      I dont see what's wrong about "DREAM BIG"

  • @SocialSalt
    @SocialSalt 4 года назад +3112

    The joke is that they managed to fire a teacher

    • @rahe2141
      @rahe2141 4 года назад +15

      That's pretty obvious like duh, even the title says they managed to fire a teacher

    • @SomeDude.1117
      @SomeDude.1117 4 года назад +89

      We found the village idiot.^

    • @stefannydvorak7919
      @stefannydvorak7919 4 года назад +55

      War flashbacks to my secondary 3 science teacher who was so old and senile that he was inept to teach us science for five minutes straight.
      Students complained, parents complained, other science teachers who were giving lunch time classes for their own students but were fluded by his complained.....and he never got fired!

    • @CurrencyChronicles1
      @CurrencyChronicles1 4 года назад

      I am your 666th like

    • @belbarcelos9264
      @belbarcelos9264 4 года назад +31

      The only time I ever saw a teacher being fired was my sociology teacher in ninth grade. He was at least 20 minutes late every single day of class (when our classes with him were just 40 min long) and towards the end of the year he simply wouldn’t show.
      He would make test questions like “what are the differences between capitalism and socialism?” And would give you a 0 if you criticized socialism.
      One day the principal had a meeting with him to discuss a disciplinary action like a paid leave or something and he told her to “F right off”.

  • @Publiclighthouse
    @Publiclighthouse 4 года назад +267

    I like how when she double underlines “Dream Big,” it inadvertently draws a double bonded hydrogen molecule. That is some well-informed, behind the scenes comedy writing.

    • @AnimaLepton
      @AnimaLepton 3 месяца назад +25

      There's a ton of absolutely fantastic horrible chemistry on that board - O-H-O with single bonds, an O surrounded by a ton of Hs, etc. Also the homework, "how does chemistry related to them"

    • @wpyoga
      @wpyoga Месяц назад

      ​​@@AnimaLeptonMaybe that particular O likes the H's so much it can't get enough of H's.

  • @sketchpad7116
    @sketchpad7116 5 лет назад +691

    Can we just appreciate how much effort goes into this, huge amounts of actors, funny stories, great camera work. Just a good job over all.

    • @KingoftheJuice18
      @KingoftheJuice18 4 года назад +10

      Ok, great, but how does photosynthesis work?

    • @jakobandersen3944
      @jakobandersen3944 4 года назад +7

      @@KingoftheJuice18 CO2 + H2O + Sunlight = C6H12O6 + O2

    • @KingoftheJuice18
      @KingoftheJuice18 4 года назад +6

      @@jakobandersen3944 Hah! "Sunlight"--so unscientific! 🤣

    • @jakobandersen3944
      @jakobandersen3944 4 года назад +4

      ​@@KingoftheJuice18 Thats the best way to explain it dummie.

    • @KingoftheJuice18
      @KingoftheJuice18 4 года назад +5

      @@jakobandersen3944 Hey, stupid--it was a joke

  • @MimiMadness94
    @MimiMadness94 5 лет назад +318

    I had a math teacher who couldn’t do the homework she assigned, regularly wrote the wrong answers to her own quizzes, and would ask another student in the class to give answers to questions that she couldn’t figure out. 🤦🏾‍♀️

    • @MimiMadness94
      @MimiMadness94 5 лет назад +30

      @Truth Seeker nope s she was very white. not sure how race would be relevant here though.

    • @tc1817
      @tc1817 4 года назад +1

      what school? what teacher?

    • @MimiMadness94
      @MimiMadness94 4 года назад +8

      T C Mrs. Bachman Alta Loma high school. I think this is a very common occurrence though unfortunately.

    • @jenniferpearce1052
      @jenniferpearce1052 4 года назад +24

      I had one who would get stuck doing a proof on the board during lecture, repeatedly. Dude, if you're bad at this, write out notes the night before. Lots of teachers use lecture notes.

    • @jenniferpearce1052
      @jenniferpearce1052 4 года назад +1

      @Loneamaruq what are the B & L?

  • @joshdarragh492
    @joshdarragh492 5 лет назад +194

    I had this one history teacher my freshman year who would just talk about how much he hated living with his parents, the loss of hair he had for a non cancerous tumor in his head, and that he hated his girlfriend because she never came to see him. And when US History did come up in conversation, it would usually be about which historical figure would win in a fight. A 3 day debate on whether Hamilton would win or lose against Jefferson type of debate. Such a pointless class

    • @caseyharrington4947
      @caseyharrington4947 5 лет назад +33

      …but like… Jefferson… right?

    • @joshdarragh492
      @joshdarragh492 5 лет назад +33

      Casey Harrington I argued Hamilton because yea Jefferson was a pretty big dude, Hamilton was crazy and our side felt that crazy>strength

    • @MG-hi9sh
      @MG-hi9sh 4 года назад +7

      Joshua Darragh This class seems like it was fun, I’ve missed out. 😔

    • @username55ify
      @username55ify 4 года назад +16

      "HE NOT BEATIN GOKU"

    • @valhatan3907
      @valhatan3907 3 года назад +3

      For some reasons it sound fun, tho ...

  • @Gatltonian
    @Gatltonian 10 лет назад +609

    Jennifer should come north. Here in Canada, she would be an administrator --or perhaps even a educational guru.

    • @JP-ww5vz
      @JP-ww5vz 5 лет назад +44

      @Daniel Natal Almost everything the Onion says either is, deep down, the actual truth, or eventually becomes true

    • @NJ-wb1cz
      @NJ-wb1cz 5 лет назад +12

      You're right, she's too overqualified to become the US President.

    • @archdukefranzferdinand567
      @archdukefranzferdinand567 5 лет назад

      @@JP-ww5vz like the sport science video with construction workers

    • @tc1817
      @tc1817 4 года назад +7

      @Daniel Natal You sincerely believe that administrators..all of them...have no interest in preparing kids for life? You are a gullible moron.

    • @tc1817
      @tc1817 4 года назад +9

      @Daniel Natal Right. Every educator in the western world is involved in a conspiracy. hahaahahahaahahhaahahah

  • @MissFinefeather
    @MissFinefeather 10 лет назад +808

    I remember I had a cinematography teacher who never taught cinematography. Every class, she'd teach editing or copyright laws, or something else she knew nothing about, and we'd spend the whole class goofing off while she tried to figure out what she was trying to teach that day.

    • @MissFinefeather
      @MissFinefeather 10 лет назад +44

      *****
      Well, the difference is I was going to a major and fully recognized art university and a lot of the teachers were more involved than high school teachers because of better paychecks. I just happened to get a dud.

    • @Ln192
      @Ln192 10 лет назад +11

      MissFinefeather
      You appear to be a very unique and creatively gifted individual, you'll definitely win an Academy award one of these days.

    • @EarthScienceEnjoyer
      @EarthScienceEnjoyer 5 лет назад +47

      i mean my programming teacher just told us to google programming tutorials and farmed bitcoins on his laptop during every class...
      Learned me more about programming than any college professor ever did.

    • @squidlytv
      @squidlytv 5 лет назад +1

      Editing is the only thing that makes slight sense. Film courses in schools suck sadly.

    • @Adelei42069
      @Adelei42069 5 лет назад +3

      My 6th grade architecture class was similar, we literally just sat there doing whatever we wanted on our phones and iPads.

  • @sergrojGrayFace
    @sergrojGrayFace 10 лет назад +3473

    Not funny, but every TEDx speaker needs to watch this.

    • @geeselord6523
      @geeselord6523 4 года назад +17

      Sergey Rozhenko thousand likes and know replies, damn

    • @efence4713
      @efence4713 4 года назад +25

      TheChefBoyardeeCan WE BOTH MUST DELETE OUR COMMENTS COME ON BROTHER

    • @iamcleaver6854
      @iamcleaver6854 4 года назад +24

      What do you mean? How does this apply to TEDx?

    • @parjai97
      @parjai97 4 года назад +119

      @@iamcleaver6854 five years ago, there was a wave of TEDx speakers advocating for this style of teaching

    • @iamcleaver6854
      @iamcleaver6854 4 года назад +18

      @@parjai97 Are you talking about that British guy who argued that schools are killing creativity back in 2008?

  • @piotrrywczak
    @piotrrywczak 5 лет назад +51

    1:38 - 1:48
    This is too sad. The way she looks at them and the students awkwardly try to reciprocate her smile and then look away.

  • @randomcat5262
    @randomcat5262 4 года назад +71

    I like how they casually slap in "learned absolutely nothing all year"

  • @graceliu8839
    @graceliu8839 9 лет назад +2058

    Oh god that double bond between two hydrogen atoms! That teacher deserve to be replaced for teaching inaccurate science!

    • @oldaccountpleaseignoreiwas8597
      @oldaccountpleaseignoreiwas8597 9 лет назад +160

      And the single bond between the oxygens, you shouldn't be a chemistry teacher if you don't even know your diatomic gases.

    • @HeirofGojira91
      @HeirofGojira91 9 лет назад +1

      +Grace Liu Well said!

    • @HeirofGojira91
      @HeirofGojira91 9 лет назад +31

      +Rasmus Nylander Indeed! Not to mention notice the H2O??? O2H? WTFUBAR?! PLUS even if it was meant to represent the Water compound - the atoms for the matter are not at the right angles representing Water compounds ... WTFUBAR?! ...
      Soon enough she'll be teaching about how Saturated Bonds are simply 'wet Hydrocarbons'... or 'Aromatic Compounds and Aromatic Carbons are yummy tasty Chemistry applied in real life courtesy of KFC...'

    • @Jujubes666
      @Jujubes666 8 лет назад +40

      The onion is a fake show it's just a bunch of bullshit supposed to be funny. It is a joke all of the stories on here are fake made up.

    • @graceliu8839
      @graceliu8839 8 лет назад +58

      Julia Massoud
      Welcome, you must be new to the Onion's comments section! No, we're making fun of the teacher for reasons other than the punchline in this article.

  • @coleaiken8544
    @coleaiken8544 5 лет назад +101

    I love learning about photosynthesis and vectors in 10th grade chemistry

  • @CoryMck
    @CoryMck 6 лет назад +207

    This isn't satire, this is just life.

    • @ribbonsofnight
      @ribbonsofnight 3 года назад +2

      yes, teachers getting sacked because their students aren't learning happens all the time.

    • @CoryMck
      @CoryMck 3 года назад

      @@ribbonsofnight Unfortunately it's normally the tenured teachers and professors who act like this

    • @walotheman1
      @walotheman1 3 месяца назад +1

      I mean we have gym teachers teaching science classes so it checks out.

  • @FrameDrumAndFlute
    @FrameDrumAndFlute 5 лет назад +277

    This video taught me more about education, than four years of high school.

    • @NJ-wb1cz
      @NJ-wb1cz 5 лет назад +12

      You taught me more about despair and senselessness than 3 years of depression.

    • @zawyehtike3089
      @zawyehtike3089 4 года назад +1

      @@NJ-wb1cz You taught me more about ignorance and an blatant disregard to what the user is saying based on experience, than of the three years of your depression.🙏
      You see, there is no such thing as an standard in life nor does it have to be. Its just an ideological system set by humans with an set of criteria(s) that must be met in accords to their expectations, and the issue with this is that not all who have their own purpose will meet it. It sometimes contradicts and in this academic system, governed by the state, this issue wages on because of its mandatory policies as well as for underating other alternatives.
      The point I'm trying to make, its a problem that is occuring and I'm telling you as an student who went from schools, colleges and universities, that you should not always go against them who have different views which contradicts yours, as its based on their experience. After all, not all is going to work for them, so I find you being more biased to call him senseless when you are disregarding his point without such sense of sympathy and empathy.🙏

    • @NJ-wb1cz
      @NJ-wb1cz 4 года назад

      @@zawyehtike3089 you taught me more about sarcasm in the first5 words of your comment than a 100 videos from Onion

  • @jumpierwolf
    @jumpierwolf 4 года назад +41

    If they did this at my school, there wouldn't be any teachers left.

    • @grammar_shark
      @grammar_shark Год назад +2

      Hahhhaaaahahaha. Under-rated comment.

  • @huntermurphy2148
    @huntermurphy2148 3 года назад +63

    I had a chemistry teacher that was an amazing guy. Dude was intense and very involved with us students making sure everything was okay with our minds and would often have long talks with individual students about life, politics, their home situation, etc etc. He was a friend as much as a teacher, and he was a damn good teacher, I think more people made A's on their finals in his class than in any other class on any subject.
    They fired him the same year.

    • @radicaltrafficcone8284
      @radicaltrafficcone8284 Год назад +3

      Fired him for what?

    • @tryrestartingit
      @tryrestartingit Год назад +3

      they fired him for a reason you don't know about

    • @sweetsnejinka9411
      @sweetsnejinka9411 Год назад +7

      Yuuup. I had an amazing teacher get fired 1 year before retirement so he wouldn't have to be payed his full benefits :(.
      He deserved so much more. They replaced with with a part-time teacher fresh out of college who spent all class complaining about his hangovers.

    • @sauce8277
      @sauce8277 Год назад

      @@sweetsnejinka9411that’s evil….wow

  • @chainreaction1703
    @chainreaction1703 3 года назад +18

    She did not get fired. She graduated and it was probably the biggest achievement in her life.

  • @vega_tech
    @vega_tech 4 года назад +58

    0:18 Oxygen bonded to 8 hydrogens lmao

  • @hotomelette4155
    @hotomelette4155 4 года назад +17

    This was a problem in many math classes I've taken. That one class my junior year actually had a teacher that just taught in a straightforward manner and didn't talk about her personal life for 30 minutes. It turned out to be the best math class I ever had because it was an easier way to follow and didn't waste my time when I needed help later on.

  • @d73w80
    @d73w80 3 года назад +11

    1:35 the best part is neither of those are typically taught in chemistry. They're bio and physics respectively

  • @CoryMck
    @CoryMck 6 лет назад +39

    This is both highschool and college.
    I took a Material Science Engineering class on the Mechanical Properties of Materials and my professor was this to a Tee.

    • @alvallac2171
      @alvallac2171 5 лет назад +2

      *high school (two words, just like "elementary school" and "middle school")

    • @MiniM69
      @MiniM69 5 лет назад

      I’m hoping this is a joke because your sentence structure is all over the place, friend!

  • @ColbyVerHoeven03
    @ColbyVerHoeven03 5 лет назад +172

    Lol, a teacher being fired 😂

    • @lukeshaul820
      @lukeshaul820 4 года назад +2

      It's like their schools never had tenure.

  • @emeraldfinder5
    @emeraldfinder5 3 года назад +21

    “Homework !!
    -Write down your five biggest life goals
    -How does chemistry relate to them?”
    yeah… she needed to go

  • @givrally
    @givrally 4 года назад +13

    That principal is the only normal person in the Onion world.

  • @jokerkenny1801
    @jokerkenny1801 3 года назад +17

    Teacher: I teach chemistry
    students: Teach us about photosynthesis and vectors.
    It really be like this these days.

  • @ArborealOreo
    @ArborealOreo 10 лет назад +150

    I vomit a little looking at the whiteboard. I'd love to see how she synthesises compound OH8.

    • @ThePharphis
      @ThePharphis 10 лет назад +19

      It's actually really simple. 4 H2 + 1/3 O3 --> OH8
      The rxn only takes place at 4K or lower

    • @PartVIII
      @PartVIII 10 лет назад +8

      ThePharphis i would love to see your source, because it's definitely impossible

    • @ArborealOreo
      @ArborealOreo 10 лет назад +5

      PartVIII It's impossible, That's the joke, I presume =)

    • @ThePharphis
      @ThePharphis 10 лет назад +4

      6TheLastBroadcaster6 Yes. I have a chemistry BSc and I have no reason to believe this would work Unless you used all 8 electrons from oxygen and somehow managed to fit 8 H on them (unlikely for all but the largest ions to begin with, such as the lanthanides)

    • @No-hf1xq
      @No-hf1xq 7 лет назад

      So weird because they got ethanol and formaldehyde right.
      Edit: ok that's actually not formaldehyde, I don't know what it is.

  • @KingoftheJuice18
    @KingoftheJuice18 4 года назад +98

    Hey, just remember: "Students won't care what you know until they know that you care."

    • @Redmenace96
      @Redmenace96 4 года назад +5

      Can confirm! I am a teacher, and that was the main advice I got from a 'mentor'. They basically thought I was too mean, and didn't understand the students difficulties.

    • @DK-gl3ih
      @DK-gl3ih 4 года назад +1

      Roy G Biv don’t be a teacher then

    • @KingoftheJuice18
      @KingoftheJuice18 4 года назад

      @@DK-gl3ih Hear, hear.

    • @DK-gl3ih
      @DK-gl3ih 4 года назад

      gnshapiro ??

    • @KingoftheJuice18
      @KingoftheJuice18 4 года назад +1

      @@DK-gl3ih You don't know the expression "hear, hear"?! Google it. (It was supporting you.)

  • @Beegeezy144
    @Beegeezy144 3 года назад +16

    "Never be afraid to ask questions. Ask as many questions as you want."
    "Why are you asking that? I already explained that. We're moving on now."

    • @ribbonsofnight
      @ribbonsofnight 3 года назад +1

      There is such a thing as a stupid question but anyone trying to learn wouldn't be asking one.

  • @christopherramsey7027
    @christopherramsey7027 3 года назад +11

    1:35 Poor guy learned so little that he doesn't even know that vectors and photosynthesis are physics and biology topics.

  • @JyL1
    @JyL1 10 лет назад +87

    god my cultural studies profs would always be on about this kind of shit in uni. Like oh really? we're both in this together and you're learning from us as we're learning from you? Okay then how about you take some money from your salary and use it to pay my tuition. If this is such an equal partnership it seems weird that I'm paying thousands of dollars to be here while you are being paid thousands of dollars to do the same.

    • @laurocoman
      @laurocoman 3 года назад +4

      What I hate the most about those is that the textbooks the assign are actually good and very precise. So they don't do crap all year to just slay you in the midterms. I could have used some guidelines on the class material, but I was always on my own because they never addressed anything from it in the class!

  • @MattTheCommenter
    @MattTheCommenter 4 года назад +177

    This is fake
    They didn't even show her being on fire

    • @julianna9854
      @julianna9854 4 года назад

      🤣🤣🤣hahaha underrated comment

    • @superman5951
      @superman5951 4 года назад

      My worst enemy made a joke I find funny. It's like if Yoshi could beat me in Wii sports boxing

    • @sabrinarock2452
      @sabrinarock2452 4 года назад

      Your English is clearly lacking, but I give you a point for that 😂

    • @arfan5769
      @arfan5769 4 года назад

      not funny didnt laugh

  • @JohnDoe-lm6or
    @JohnDoe-lm6or 2 года назад +14

    What's so comedic is that When I was in 10th grade My class had our teacher leave on maternity leave and we got a sub that had no idea about biology. They ended up replacing her after we took our mid-terms and complained

  • @S7232S
    @S7232S 5 лет назад +21

    I expected she would be a well qualified teacher, but she happened to be cliche and lost her job because of her words.

    • @ribbonsofnight
      @ribbonsofnight 3 года назад

      I'm sure I've seen shorter sketches or comics exactly like that

  • @VestinVestin
    @VestinVestin 10 лет назад +366

    I guess they had really good chemistry... but not good enough Chemistry ;P.

    • @stormiecakes
      @stormiecakes 5 лет назад +7

      I guess you could say that they had no chemistry to begin with 😅

    • @KarlHerzog
      @KarlHerzog 4 года назад +1

      Not enough good chemistry sounds about right too.

    • @KingoftheJuice18
      @KingoftheJuice18 4 года назад

      This comment would have been perfect if you capitalized the second "Chemistry."

    • @VestinVestin
      @VestinVestin 4 года назад +1

      @@KingoftheJuice18 Done ^^.

  • @pauljoedominic
    @pauljoedominic 3 года назад +8

    This literally happened in my class. Our Chemistry teacher had some kind of mental problems that he forgets everything in front of the class. Even simple balancing equations. And the students always had to correct him. He always turn back and look at the smart kid for his approval on anything written on the board.

  • @christinafeulner3602
    @christinafeulner3602 3 года назад +11

    You laugh, I had a lecturer in university teaching "Recent history of the Middle East", laughingly saying she knew very little about the Arab-Israeli-conflict and learned about it via her students. Turned out she knew very little about the ME or its history or history or teaching in general. She was unfortunately not fired, but payed double the national median income by the taxpayer to be absolutely incompetent and to my knowledge still holds the same position.

  • @wanderinghistorian
    @wanderinghistorian 4 года назад +15

    I actually had a teacher who taught me nothing. It was one of the weirdest semesters of my entire life. Each class was almost surreal in how he managed to spend nearly an hour not teaching us but yet talking the whole time. I made an A of course...everyone made an A, but we didn't learn one thing I tell you. Nothing.

  • @TeacherFlash
    @TeacherFlash 5 лет назад +29

    Well I had a teacher like this and he always told me there will be something great out of me and to do what I like and never taught us anything from the strict curriculum. Now look at me, I followed his suggestions and I am world wide known in anatomy and medicine. He looked up to me one day and said " Computers are the future... What I have here is a 20 year old book. Go for what you believe in son, I admire you and reach further than I ever could." Wow such an amazing teacher... Everyone made fun of him but I took his advice.

    • @caseyharrington4947
      @caseyharrington4947 5 лет назад +4

      You can’t be that successful. My dad didn’t know about you.

    • @明名無し
      @明名無し 5 лет назад

      @@caseyharrington4947 your dad is a bum

    • @tinguspingus464
      @tinguspingus464 5 лет назад +3

      Underrated comment. Your life actually changed due to that single man's influence?

    • @caseyharrington4947
      @caseyharrington4947 5 лет назад +3

      明名無し I’m sorry for whatever hurt you

    • @明名無し
      @明名無し 5 лет назад

      @@caseyharrington4947 i dont talk to Bums. Dont @ me, kid

  • @JohnAnderson-od5rg
    @JohnAnderson-od5rg 10 лет назад +303

    Lol this was justified. This isn't satire, you can clearly see many incorrect structures :P
    O-H-O ?

  • @ethanwhiteford5748
    @ethanwhiteford5748 4 года назад +9

    I will say the teachers I learned most from were the ones who also listened to my point and we could have honest discussions about many things in a class

  • @trikitrikitriki
    @trikitrikitriki 4 года назад +14

    I had a Chemistry teacher who kinda taught but didn't grade anything. He just gave out A's, B's, and C's based on how he felt about you. Some students literally wrote song lyrics as the answer in tests and got passing grades. He had a doctorate!

    • @jamesj9744
      @jamesj9744 Месяц назад +1

      Doctorate or science? When I was in grad school, I was supposed to co-teach a class with science dissertation candidate. The dude never showed up, not once. When it was time to do the final grade book he emailed me something. He was listed as the co-teacher the entire time. No one at the college seemed to care.

  • @laurenconrad1799
    @laurenconrad1799 4 года назад +12

    There was chemistry in that class. The way that Brad and Jessica gazed into each other’s eyes in the back of the room. There wasn’t much on the board for them to look at anyway. Lol

  • @demonhunterC
    @demonhunterC 10 лет назад +227

    more sad than funny

  • @Redmenace96
    @Redmenace96 4 года назад +2

    Actress as teacher is superb! That last smug smile, nod, and turn away was dead-on perfect.

  • @Thunder_Dome45
    @Thunder_Dome45 6 лет назад +18

    I guess the description was wrong or this history teacher really didn't know what she was doing.

  • @pepsicola4718
    @pepsicola4718 4 года назад +5

    Read the title and thought I was having a stroke.

  • @edeneden97
    @edeneden97 5 лет назад +29

    The acting is so good. Oscar for everyone

  • @Liusila
    @Liusila 4 года назад +9

    To be fair this was my chemistry teacher. She’d tell us a long winded story about how the two molecules are a couple and how they share an electron like you would pass a shopping bag to one another, because it’s important to support each other in a family. It went on...

  • @therandomthoughtsofaninsig5492
    @therandomthoughtsofaninsig5492 3 года назад +5

    1:46 on that faithful moment, a supervillain was Born.

  • @shrippie-4214
    @shrippie-4214 8 месяцев назад +3

    This reminds me of that one time I was home schooled all my life and actually taught my parents

  • @AriS-gg7gw
    @AriS-gg7gw 5 лет назад +4

    Lol first thing she does is draw a double bond between Hydrogens 😂

    • @tomofthetomb
      @tomofthetomb 5 лет назад +1

      Did you see the O-H-O tho

    • @AriS-gg7gw
      @AriS-gg7gw 5 лет назад

      @@tomofthetomb hahaha...O2H, good ol water

  • @santosgt8938
    @santosgt8938 3 года назад +13

    You know you have hit the very bottom when teenagers want to learn

    • @blackqweenmars
      @blackqweenmars Год назад +1

      Nah believe it or not not all teenagers it’s just crazy rude people addicted to their phones. Some of us actually want to learn.

  • @wanderingronin6462
    @wanderingronin6462 4 года назад +1

    A kid who learned so little that he thought that vectors and photosynthesis were part of the 10th grade chemistry curriculum...

  • @howiemandealt
    @howiemandealt 5 лет назад +5

    This was more sad than it needed to be

  • @res1lent040
    @res1lent040 4 года назад +14

    8 hydrogens connected to oxygen, nitrogen has 4 bonds, oxygen molecule without pi bond and molecule O-H-O as the icing on the cake. She's definitely a great teacher

    • @warmike
      @warmike 2 года назад

      well at least the ethanol molecule is right

    • @livenishikireaction
      @livenishikireaction 3 месяца назад +1

      my favorite drink, retaW, also known as HO2

  • @Zaktot-ho8fe
    @Zaktot-ho8fe 4 года назад +30

    God I absolutely hate these types of teachers. The worst part is that you can never tell them that they aren't teaching because they're just so nice...

  • @lazyhomebody1356
    @lazyhomebody1356 4 года назад +18

    She's now fostering kittens, who love her back. It's a little sad when they have to leave to go to their new homes, but in the end, they help her more than she helps them.

  • @isaacdehart6107
    @isaacdehart6107 3 года назад +2

    That H=H bond made me irrationally angry
    😡

  • @ChilapaOfTheAmazons
    @ChilapaOfTheAmazons 3 года назад +1

    There are so many mistakes on that whiteboard. 😵‼️

  • @CamilleNadia
    @CamilleNadia 4 года назад +3

    This reminds me of their article "Romantic Comedy Behavior Gets Man Arrested In Real Life".
    "I thought she was eventually supposed to get over her annoyance and come to appreciate my persistent efforts and realize what a great guy I was!"

  • @brucegordon7248
    @brucegordon7248 4 года назад +4

    Not one kid in her class knew what h2O was on the periodic table. Needless to say, none of her student's pursued a degree in chemistry.

  • @MukumRaiLimbu
    @MukumRaiLimbu 2 года назад +4

    People here don’t seem to get the joke. The kid knows photosynthesis and vectors because he’s learning things in his other classes (biology, maths) but he hasn’t learned anything about chemistry so he can’t name anything from the class

  • @calipdis2
    @calipdis2 3 года назад +1

    I dont recall anyhting from school, not even college or the past month... I google everything now

  • @astral7002
    @astral7002 Месяц назад +1

    i nearly had a stroke reading this title

  • @12...
    @12... 3 года назад +3

    did she just steal the tape dispenser or do teachers usually own those?

  • @prakesh2904
    @prakesh2904 3 года назад +4

    Unrealistic, she would never get fired for this. Not in a US public school.

    • @curmudgeon1933
      @curmudgeon1933 Год назад

      Don't worry, when Trump gets back in the White House, he'll reinstate Betsy DeVos, and she'll finish what she started...by dismantling the public school system, and forcing ALL students to be either, sent to faith-based private charter schools, or home schooled.
      Then you'll really see some Christo-fascist indoctrination. lol

  • @AnzuMiruku
    @AnzuMiruku 5 лет назад +9

    Oh my god this was legit my high school Chemistry teacher. 😂 She was so incredibly sweet, but we all joked she should have been an elementary school librarian.

  • @DNVIC
    @DNVIC 4 года назад +2

    Oh man those "assignments" under homework are totally on point
    I don't know how many times I've had to state goals or other stuff in class, and then tying something barely related to the subject matter is also another thing done a lot.

  • @democratliberal833
    @democratliberal833 2 месяца назад +1

    Teacher knew you don't need to know the periodic table in the real world.

    • @quitlife9279
      @quitlife9279 2 месяца назад +1

      What this teacher teaches is more meaningful than chemistry.

  • @baritonebynight
    @baritonebynight 7 лет назад +36

    She was a history teacher teaching chemistry?! Must be in a right to work for less state.

    • @christobanistan8887
      @christobanistan8887 5 лет назад +5

      Pretty sure it's the Teachers Union that keeps teachers like this in their jobs.

    • @Sewblon
      @Sewblon 4 года назад +1

      Where are you getting history teacher?

    • @Danzignan
      @Danzignan 4 года назад

      @@Sewblon The description

    • @Sewblon
      @Sewblon 4 года назад +2

      @@Danzignan Now I see it. But what does that have to do with right to work laws?

    • @Danzignan
      @Danzignan 4 года назад

      @@Sewblon I'm not an English native speaker, I don't know what baritonebynight's comment means, so I actually have no idea...

  • @xavierabarca5053
    @xavierabarca5053 5 лет назад +7

    The people who think teachers find every reason they can to get you in trouble were bad kids themselves, change my mind

    • @ribbonsofnight
      @ribbonsofnight 3 года назад

      Well there have to be some people with that story who are right

    • @manuelsputnik
      @manuelsputnik 2 года назад

      100% the good kids never had that unless a teacher specifically hated them. And in those cases, everyone knew, and the whole class would talk about how the teacher hates the good kid.

    • @sweetsnejinka9411
      @sweetsnejinka9411 Год назад

      Incompetent teachers Haye the smart kids. Makes their egos shrivel to be corrected by a child.

  • @AEther0238
    @AEther0238 5 лет назад +39

    0:31
    Of course, high schools think the purpose of the tenth grade is to prepare you for the eleventh grade. Not to prepare you for the real world, or anything like that.

    • @KarlHerzog
      @KarlHerzog 4 года назад +3

      Life is all about chemistry tho

    • @man-who-sold-the-world
      @man-who-sold-the-world 4 года назад +8

      Real world cannot be teached. Just experienced.

    • @cbchansey6866
      @cbchansey6866 4 года назад +5

      Of course. You're going to use photosynthesis or stoichiometry in the real world?

    • @man-who-sold-the-world
      @man-who-sold-the-world 4 года назад

      @@cbchansey6866 "real world" you live everyday, regardless of what you do.

    • @uamdbro
      @uamdbro 4 года назад

      Er, yes?

  • @caincorn
    @caincorn 2 года назад +1

    "Just teach us photosynthesis, tell me about vectors, I mean, isn't that her job?"
    Why I love Onion.

  • @willhartman293
    @willhartman293 4 года назад +1

    As someone who still keeps in contact with some of my high school teachers this is pretty spot on

  • @paigeisgaming
    @paigeisgaming 5 лет назад +35

    The fact that most people don’t realize this was a skit..😂

  • @ezequielrenovato6608
    @ezequielrenovato6608 5 лет назад +4

    Oh my god we had a substitute teacher lile this. He called himself Mr. Respect. No work was ever done.

  • @muyou6589
    @muyou6589 4 года назад +4

    Reminds me of my chemistry teacher. She knows what she's teaching, but not really at the same time... We wasted a month learning about something that was excluded from the curriculum...

  • @thatoneweirdkid7385
    @thatoneweirdkid7385 5 лет назад +3

    Everyone had this teacher once.

  • @sarthaksharma9129
    @sarthaksharma9129 3 месяца назад +2

    I am from India, and I had a fifth-grade english teacher who didnt know jack shit about teaching nor english. She wasnt even half-kind about it either, she always tried to enforce "strict teaching", which apparently meant(to her) shushing kids whenever they try to correct her and threatening to bring them to the principal's office whenever we spotted one of her mistakes. Some of her blunders include:
    -pronouncing "Picturesque" as "Pictures-kew"
    -writing "Were gasped" in one of the answers
    -saying that the amazon river was 11 meters long instead of 11km in one of our chapters and shushing me when I tried to correct her
    Not to mention, every single teacher she was friends with went on to become hated by the student they taught. Even after they recovered from "The curse of the english teacher", they were still, Very strict.

  • @sharcc2511
    @sharcc2511 4 года назад +16

    Wait wuddya mean the onion tells satire stories? I swear she's my teacher.
    Well minus the getting fired bit

  • @Timeliner01
    @Timeliner01 5 лет назад +4

    i laughed way harder, than I thought I would.

    • @alvallac2171
      @alvallac2171 5 лет назад +1

      *I
      Also, that comma should not be there.

  • @Zlukaka
    @Zlukaka 4 года назад +3

    Reminds me of my Economy teacher who couldn't do basic arithmetic and my buddy and me taught her how to calculate percentages in front of the rest of the class, so she could then teach them. We certainly taught her more than she taught us lol.

  • @RuneAnimations22
    @RuneAnimations22 4 года назад +2

    this channel is legendary in making videos like this without the actors laughing mid sentence

  • @rmiix2850
    @rmiix2850 3 года назад +1

    I'm sorry I can't get the Oxygen atom with EIGHT Hydrogen atoms bonded to it out of my mind.

  • @WarPigstheHun
    @WarPigstheHun 6 лет назад +3

    This isn't funny guys, I actually had a terrible Chemistry teacher in high school that did nothing but show us videos of Super-size me and "Save the Planet" type-movies. Apparently his background was being a famous Geologist. On my last year, my class had to make up for 2 years worth of IB curriculum.

  • @yusufenesdoganay8216
    @yusufenesdoganay8216 4 года назад +9

    I thought she learned how to cook meth from her students like in Breaking Bad.

    • @tahabashir3779
      @tahabashir3779 4 года назад +2

      No no no, you got it wrong. Walter did not learn how to cook meth from Jesse, he taught Jesse how to cook pure meth.

    • @yusufenesdoganay8216
      @yusufenesdoganay8216 4 года назад

      @@tahabashir3779 I never watched the show so you're probably right.

  • @BewareTheLilyOfTheValley
    @BewareTheLilyOfTheValley 4 года назад +5

    Had a biology instructor who had a bad habit of starting off saying something out loud and then muttering the rest to herself. For example, she would say something, then would add extra notes to what she just said, except those parts were quietly added, like how you might correct yourself in a conversation ("Okay, so maybe so and so didn't *literally* do that, but it was close enough..." That kind of thing, except with biology and for an entire hour).
    Worse yet, the test we took each week never looked anything close to the notes she had us write down verbatim. She provided the notes, we just copied them. While I understand not wanting the students to quote back the information word for word, which anyone can do, writing down notes all class (that was Tuesdays. Thursdays, we had lab, so we weren't even going over those notes) isn't teaching. For me, at least, it won't stick if I don't hear more on how the information I'm being told is actually used in the world. I remember making note cards to help memorize the information and understand it better and it helped nada.
    Lab was alright. I usually hate depending on others for a class assignemnt, wanting to pull my own weight, but her muttered instructions each class combined with her confusing notes made it hard to understand what she was asking of us.
    I would get really sick that year, causing me to miss a lot of class. With everything combined, I decided to save my grade by just dropping my classes. Either way, I knew I was screwed when the 4.0 students were whispering her method of teaching was causing them to make C's.

    • @OnyaB
      @OnyaB 3 года назад +1

      Yoooo! this was my Property Law professor!! and He always examined us on the things he muttered! 😭

    • @BewareTheLilyOfTheValley
      @BewareTheLilyOfTheValley 3 года назад

      @@OnyaB I am so terribly sorry, what a way to pretty much waste your money (unless you're able to decipher their coded mumbles and still pass). I should've just asked her to speak up. In fact, we DID ask her to! She'd talk louder for a few minutes and inevitably would begin muttering again! Woe be to any hearing impaired students she may have...

    • @OnyaB
      @OnyaB 3 года назад +1

      @@BewareTheLilyOfTheValley lol. Thanks. We managed to pass somehow. So. My law degree was in Ghana. And he was an elderly professor and sort of grouchy. So after asking him once or twice to speak up and noticing he was about to explode. We all basically used his class to catch up on sleep and studied his handouts and the textbooks like crazy. So we managed to pass🤣🤣

  • @poslednisoud
    @poslednisoud 3 года назад +1

    When your new substitute teacher arrives from California.

  • @jmr4791
    @jmr4791 Месяц назад

    Taught for twenty-five years and have seen so many like this. You should see the look in their eyes when there's no answer key.