Brian Regan is the big dog in the room who is so respectful of his fellow comedians, pausing to listen, sincerely respond, and averting his eyes from Nikki out of respect (had to be hard). He's a good dude!
She's funnier than me! Probably you, too. No? Prove it. She's more attractive than me. Probably you too. No? Prove it. Her voice is annoying. You can have that.
I saw him or tried to and walked out when he came to Boise few weeks ago. It wasnt funny at all. Hes a hood guy but too many mormons there and wasnt funny
I saw him twice live..The first time I thought they'd have to carry me out on a stretcher for lack of oxygen from laughter...My son can imitate, and repeat all of his funniest stuff word for word..I created a monster by introducing him to Brian.
Funny interview, it popped up in a search for "Brian Regan". :-) So, here is my list of 10 unorthodox answers of how to respond when someone proudly shows you the picture of his/her infant (I have two kids, so I can easily joke about it, have been on both sides many times…): 1. Barely glancing at the picture: “That’s okay. I can believe that you have a baby, even if you don’t prove it with a picture.” - pause - “I always considered you trustworthy.” 2. “Is that a beard?” 3. “OMG, so fragile…” - pause - “It would be tragic if something happened to her, don’t you agree?” 4. Looking at the picture very closely with a thorough look, than at the guy (father), than at the picture again, than at the guy with examining eyes, and a few times repeating this back and forth. Then, leaning closely to the proud father, whispering: “Ever thought about asking for a DNA test?…” 5. “But she will be entitled to forced share after you, are you aware?” 6. “Wow, so cute, gotta show it to my wife…” - then take your mobile and take a close-up picture of the baby’s picture on the other mobile, then give it back. 7. To a Dad: “Yeah… that’s why I always have a condom with me.” 8. To a Mom: “Yeah… that’s why also women should always carry a condom, just in case.” 9. After looking at the picture when giving it back, confidentially asking from a father: “So, have ever you tried… you know what…” “???” “You know it… I am sure you do..” “No…” “C’mon, all guys think about it…” “No, what is it?” “You know… c’mon…” “No, no clue…” “You know… tasting your wife’s milk?...” 10. And the ultimate 2020 response, with raised eyebrows when giving back the picture: “No mask?” Cheers from Europe! :-)
I'm now sorry for not having followed you so much earlier on , because brother... you are one funny guy and Brian.. for that sir, I thank you! Keep being down to earth.. keep being yourself. I love that 2" forhead hair!!!
If you dont want people to show you baby picrures just go "oh fuck yeah" in a creepy way when looking at them and you will never have that problem again
My first real gig ever, with like 60 person crowd, there was no host that night. And 4 minutes b4 I go up one of the coordinators of the event tells me I need to introduce the next guy. Who I had never met or seen. He tells me his name and that he hosts or puts on a comedy show some other place and by the end of my set I was just like "uhh so our next guy up is Ox something I forget. (Everyone laughs) aaand he hosts a comedy club or something somewhere I am so sorry man I forgot. But look him up everybody (More laughs than I'd gotten through my whole set). I realized then honesty is key on stage
When I found out my son was being born I used up all of the extra drugs we had laying around..... Got them pout of the house...... the car..... the shed............ the big oak tree.
I love how brian tells an elaborate story about over hearing a confession on an overnight bus trip, and nikki's only comparable story was about losing her phone on a 12 hour cross country flight. I literally spent 4 days on greyhound buses and in terminals going from Jacksonville FL, to Phoenix AZ. I also hitchhiked, just saying nikki's lost phone story doesnt compare.
Geez, people are still taking several day trips across the States on Greyhound. They even will miss a connection and have to spend another entire day longer.
I used to think like that, even after having kids; I'm like WHO cares? Baby pics are boring. I've gotten softer, though. It's only a few minutes out of my life to give even 1 statement of praise about someone I care about who is elated and filled with joy with their baby/pet. I need to remember that. It's hard but it's for the ones I care about, ffs.
Lol, fuck Trump but here’s a profile pic of a guy who has the words “ Brown power “ on his chest. Hypocrite much. You’re just another scum bag. Fuck native Latinos!
geezusispan first off I never said Brian looked bad just different. I understand aging very well. I am no young buck myself. And some woman age very well by the way . I’ve been a fan of brains since the early 90’s I don’t expect him to look like he did 30 years ago but I was jarred that I hardly recognized him on Seinfeld’s comedians and coffee show. And let’s be honest he can trim those eyebrows, I do. Maybe he thinks it helps his silly/dumb-guy face part of his routine but he looks more like a henchman man from an old Hammer horror film.
Comedy is so subjective. I'm a huge comedy fan. I watch tons of it. There are many comedians I just love. I drove with a friend from Southern Oregon down to San Jose just to watch Norm Macdonald do two shows back-to-back. I like Brian Regan as a person, I've even seen him "live", but he very very rarely makes me laugh. Not the way Norm does, or Bill Burr, or Doug Stanhope, or Bill Hicks, or Franklyn Ajaye, or Carlin, or Pryor, or Maria Bamford, or Seinfeld, or Patrice...Same with Kevin Hart. I like him. He just doesn't make me laugh.
you have a comedy legend, a man among boys and...this is the best that you can come up with to talk about? He just looks so bored. Female comedians, like Nikki Glaser, remind me of every dim-witted supervisor I ever had who was always promoted while they gave me all the work. Lol
Baby pictures, I need to take a picture of my rototiller just in case I ever get showed a picture of a baby Did that chick say the smallest commie Club she's ever been to...🤷
You Up wishes it was even remotely as funny as The Bonfire. The worst Bonfire episode is still leagues better than this excuse of a program. Come on Sirius, give Jay and Dan their own studio!
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Brian Regan is one of the funniest people on our planet!
Brian Regan is a National Treasure.
“Comedians on Greyhounds getting material” 😆 Brian is by far the funniest stand up ever. Go out of your way to see him.😀😊
Brian's so genuinely funny.. I can actually picture that grandma saying that 😂...
Brian Regan is the big dog in the room who is so respectful of his fellow comedians, pausing to listen, sincerely respond, and averting his eyes from Nikki out of respect (had to be hard). He's a good dude!
It's not hard to avert your gaze when the thing you may gaze upon is not worth gazing. She's repellent, voice, face.
She's funnier than me! Probably you, too. No? Prove it. She's more attractive than me. Probably you too. No? Prove it. Her voice is annoying. You can have that.
I saw him or tried to and walked out when he came to Boise few weeks ago. It wasnt funny at all. Hes a hood guy but too many mormons there and wasnt funny
@@chriswalker7895 don't flatter yourself
@@stereotypea123 why not?
I saw him twice live..The first time I thought they'd have to carry me out on a stretcher for lack of oxygen from laughter...My son can imitate, and repeat all of his funniest stuff word for word..I created a monster by introducing him to Brian.
Brian Regan is the GOAT of clean comedy
He's the GOAT of any comedy. Takes more effort to be clean than dirty!!
I love Brian Regan but I´m old school and back then my favorite clean comedian was Sinbad.
Hes always been one of my favorites!
I saw Brian Regan perform at Radio City! Great stuff.
You are supposed to say, "Oh, what a precious little angel". That always works.
I just wanna say something and have Nikki Glaser say she “LOVES” it.
Brian Regan is top tier.
I love Brian Regan.
Regan is the real deal.
Nikki looks good in glasses.
There is something both so wholesome and utterly filthy about Nikki Glaser. Big fan
She's adorable!! 💯
A picture of a puppy gets me every time tho
I go through life wishing every person I meet shows me pictures of their dogs.
No offense to any human babies that may be reading this but i MUCH prefer puppies and kittens.
If someone shows me a picture of a baby I say, "It's got all the face parts, that's good."
7:16 “He was just being playful” how very Brian Regan
Funny interview, it popped up in a search for "Brian Regan". :-) So, here is my list of 10 unorthodox answers of how to respond when someone proudly shows you the picture of his/her infant (I have two kids, so I can easily joke about it, have been on both sides many times…):
1. Barely glancing at the picture: “That’s okay. I can believe that you have a baby, even if you don’t prove it with a picture.” - pause - “I always considered you trustworthy.”
2. “Is that a beard?”
3. “OMG, so fragile…” - pause - “It would be tragic if something happened to her, don’t you agree?”
4. Looking at the picture very closely with a thorough look, than at the guy (father), than at the picture again, than at the guy with examining eyes, and a few times repeating this back and forth. Then, leaning closely to the proud father, whispering: “Ever thought about asking for a DNA test?…”
5. “But she will be entitled to forced share after you, are you aware?”
6. “Wow, so cute, gotta show it to my wife…” - then take your mobile and take a close-up picture of the baby’s picture on the other mobile, then give it back.
7. To a Dad: “Yeah… that’s why I always have a condom with me.”
8. To a Mom: “Yeah… that’s why also women should always carry a condom, just in case.”
9. After looking at the picture when giving it back, confidentially asking from a father:
“So, have ever you tried… you know what…”
“???”
“You know it… I am sure you do..”
“No…”
“C’mon, all guys think about it…”
“No, what is it?”
“You know… c’mon…”
“No, no clue…”
“You know… tasting your wife’s milk?...”
10. And the ultimate 2020 response, with raised eyebrows when giving back the picture: “No mask?”
Cheers from Europe! :-)
I'm now sorry for not having followed you so much earlier on , because brother... you are one funny guy and Brian.. for that sir, I thank you! Keep being down to earth.. keep being yourself. I love that 2" forhead hair!!!
Brian is da best 🤣
This was the inspiration for the theme song of Good Times.
♫ Keeping your head above water... Good Times! ♫
1:35 when u have hotel coffee
Yeah.
I think Bill Burr already burned the Kids vs Dog argument 😂
... kids need a Leash Law, as do the parents
Brian Regan is top 10 of the GOATS🤘
at baby photos I'm like: "Is that the right way up?"
Love him!
If you dont want people to show you baby picrures just go "oh fuck yeah" in a creepy way when looking at them and you will never have that problem again
I will NEVER complain about someone showing me a picture of their dog
I've never seen Nikki's standup but I really enjoy her on air.
T R me too 👏🏼👏🏼
Do yourself a favor. DON’T check out her stand-up. Just keep enjoying her on the air.
Im learning to play the harmonica. Any tips?
Where are the full videos?
i did that when i was on bedrest with twins, i just knew some day i would be wishing i could lay down,
Man. The eye contact in this is AWKWARD!
She “loves” everything.
Regan has told unfunny stories and I still laughed...genuinely.
Looking into the nursery when my first child was born in the hospital reminded me of looking at old homeless men in Los Angeles.
"Where is Fifi applying for college? We are already looking for references for Tanner."
He is a comedic great
My first real gig ever, with like 60 person crowd, there was no host that night. And 4 minutes b4 I go up one of the coordinators of the event tells me I need to introduce the next guy. Who I had never met or seen. He tells me his name and that he hosts or puts on a comedy show some other place and by the end of my set I was just like "uhh so our next guy up is Ox something I forget. (Everyone laughs) aaand he hosts a comedy club or something somewhere I am so sorry man I forgot. But look him up everybody (More laughs than I'd gotten through my whole set). I realized then honesty is key on stage
Nobody cares
I do think that is key to comedy/ being a comedian. Just be yourself.
Nikki is rocking those glasses.
I've never met a dog I didn't like. Wish I could say that for my fellow humans.
Love your glasses nik
How do these people have jobs? Brian Regan must have so many good stories and they just talk about themselves.
Fuckin A Seriously! Glazer.. can you TALK MORE.. ?
It's called a conversation.
@@mistaleesreversespeech7728 yeah it's almost like she's....the host of the show.
almost , except- talks too much and tells boring stories about things we dont care about..
@@stereotypea123
When I found out my son was being born I used up all of the extra drugs we had laying around..... Got them pout of the house...... the car..... the shed............ the big oak tree.
Funniest man alive since Norm died. Louis ck is up there too.
13:54 Lifehack: Health & Happiness.
I love how brian tells an elaborate story about over hearing a confession on an overnight bus trip, and nikki's only comparable story was about losing her phone on a 12 hour cross country flight.
I literally spent 4 days on greyhound buses and in terminals going from Jacksonville FL, to Phoenix AZ.
I also hitchhiked, just saying nikki's lost phone story doesnt compare.
I love Nikki.
best new baby comment, "So it might be yours..."
Me: Oh! You kept it!
I remember looking at my son’s sonogram and thinking he looked like me, I mean as far as penis size goes.
I don't wanna see any pictures of people's family either👏
Don Henley is pretty funny. Had no idea.
Geez, people are still taking several day trips across the States on Greyhound. They even will miss a connection and have to spend another entire day longer.
I used to think like that, even after having kids; I'm like WHO cares? Baby pics are boring. I've gotten softer, though. It's only a few minutes out of my life to give even 1 statement of praise about someone I care about who is elated and filled with joy with their baby/pet. I need to remember that. It's hard but it's for the ones I care about, ffs.
When I'm shown a picture of a newborn baby, I like to ask what year model it is.
I'm here for Brian Regan, but how about Nikki? She hasn't allowed anything to rupture her childlike wonder. That makes her valuable everywhere.
If someone shows you a picture of their baby you just call it "precious" and move on.
Hell yeah! Chad Zumock showed up in this. that dudes sets are hilarious.
Remember sympathy? Remember when we felt for other people…haha…fucking hilarious.
Loudermilk please!
Do you know what is really boring? Hearing people talk about their children. I feel like I'm at work. 2 minutes of that... Next!
I need to know the weight and the girth...OK bye...
Yeah, I have 10 boxes..no, I'm another guy!
10 boxen
10.
10 what?
Uhhhh.......girth units.
They're brown. And im sure they'd fit on a dolley!
Brian Regan swallows his coffee like fig newtons.
First time Nikki has ever looked kind of hot before to me. She has got this hippie librarian vibe going on here.
Let’s not be dissing on the canines! 😮
Brian's awesome, they're so boring
😎Put protection on enjoy your 20s and 30s no accidents babies
Lol, fuck Trump but here’s a profile pic of a guy who has the words “ Brown power “ on his chest. Hypocrite much. You’re just another scum bag. Fuck native Latinos!
@@harryassenback2860 nigga you mad?
@Hotwings andbeer lol
Like the glasses. Tank top works well, good look. Picture perfect. But ease up on the forced smile, does not look quite natural.
It’s a cup…with dirt in it…
Smurf yeah
Brain just looks so different as he gets older
geezusispan well Brian and mickey rourke win an achievement prize in this. LOL
geezusispan first off I never said Brian looked bad just different. I understand aging very well. I am no young buck myself. And some woman age very well by the way . I’ve been a fan of brains since the early 90’s I don’t expect him to look like he did 30 years ago but I was jarred that I hardly recognized him on Seinfeld’s comedians and coffee show. And let’s be honest he can trim those eyebrows, I do. Maybe he thinks it helps his silly/dumb-guy face part of his routine but he looks more like a henchman man from an old Hammer horror film.
geezusispan he’s a great comedian and I am glad he’s getting some new recognition by the way.
Poor man Micheal Cera is a lil annoying
Zac D_ dude lmao
Title should read; “Brian Regan carry’s interview for 3 boring people.”
Comedy is so subjective. I'm a huge comedy fan. I watch tons of it. There are many comedians I just love. I drove with a friend from Southern Oregon down to San Jose just to watch Norm Macdonald do two shows back-to-back. I like Brian Regan as a person, I've even seen him "live", but he very very rarely makes me laugh. Not the way Norm does, or Bill Burr, or Doug Stanhope, or Bill Hicks, or Franklyn Ajaye, or Carlin, or Pryor, or Maria Bamford, or Seinfeld, or Patrice...Same with Kevin Hart. I like him. He just doesn't make me laugh.
Cool story bro. TLDR.
you have a comedy legend, a man among boys and...this is the best that you can come up with to talk about? He just looks so bored. Female comedians, like Nikki Glaser, remind me of every dim-witted supervisor I ever had who was always promoted while they gave me all the work. Lol
Nikki is 5'11"...nice...
Chad Zumock? nah, Bad Zumock
Loogadat baby! He's babyin it up! All wrinkly and crinkly...........God love 'im!
who the hell is nikki bonds?
Im having my first baby in 3 months and I still found this conversation boring. My first chance to listen to Nikki and probably my last
Don't judge this comedian by this "accompaniment"
Baby pictures, I need to take a picture of my rototiller just in case I ever get showed a picture of a baby
Did that chick say the smallest commie Club she's ever been to...🤷
I prefer people showing photos of their dogs before their babies any time.
Brian Regan and some lickspittles.
This is weird, but I love this guy. Brian Regan makes me shit my pants. For real!
Yah , I don't like Nikki Glaser, not sure why.
Damn, Brian looks old.
I thought that was Jessica darling
No. It's Nikki, sweetheart
Sorry, but the ugliest Golden Retriever puppy is cuter than the most adorable baby that ever lived.
Hate the im gonna have kids to feel like an adult thing.. Thank you 13 and pregnant. Life goals
BR looking old. Maybe they shouldn't put him in the same frame as the young chick
Really? Is being old that horrible of a thing? Wow.
I think he is an absolute class act and hilarious. Youth is way over rated.
They dont like dogs. I'm not cute.
Whoever that girl is......she's terrible.
Brian is interesting. The other people are not.
i really don't like her, ill pass
I can't tell if Nikki Glaser is hot or not.
You Up wishes it was even remotely as funny as The Bonfire. The worst Bonfire episode is still leagues better than this excuse of a program. Come on Sirius, give Jay and Dan their own studio!
Brian Regan is a sloth.