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  • Опубликовано: 26 авг 2022
  • pls no feed the kraken
    (more nonsense below)
    I recently had a chat to Moid of Media Death Cult about sci-fi and it was big fun: • Video
    The jaunty Norse number is Ginnunagap The Yawning Void Pt 2 by Glen Gabriel: • Ginnunagap The Yawning...
    My stuff:
    Books what I wrote yo ► www.amazon.com/Exurb1a/e/B06X...
    For sending personalised insults ► / exurb1a
    T-shirts, mugs, and sadness ► teespring.com/stores/exurb1a
    I also make horrendous music ► / exurbia-1
    Help me to do this full-time if you're deranged enough ► www.patreon.com/exurb1r?ty=h
    This entire video was basically a poor caricature of Shoshana Zuboff's brilliant Surveillance Capitalism and David Brin's The Transparent Society. Much recommended in both cases and they can be found here: / the-age-of-surveillanc... / / 96477.the_transparent_...
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  • @kabluey4142
    @kabluey4142 Год назад +20734

    I'd feel better if this was a NordVPN sponsor

    • @linen8231
      @linen8231 Год назад +579

      When the video ended it just felt like a slap to the face

    • @Sofia-T
      @Sofia-T Год назад +211

      I needed this comment for a laugh after that ending, thanks mate

    • @nbnerd2283
      @nbnerd2283 Год назад +30

      only 2 replies on an exurb1a pinned comment??!

    • @Skund79
      @Skund79 Год назад +129

      The biggest irony about VPNs is that you sell your date instead to your ISPN to a VPN provider with the headquarter in Panama City

    • @9nikolai
      @9nikolai Год назад +185

      @@Skund79 The difference between not using a VPN and using a VPN is that with the former you don't know who takes your data, and with the latter you pay them for taking it.

  • @aenorist2431
    @aenorist2431 Год назад +2908

    "Fuck no it is not"
    The sheer satisfaction in this line is amazing.

    • @pencarbo5387
      @pencarbo5387 Год назад +39

      I was so afraid it was gonna turn into add for a moment

    • @XDRosenheim
      @XDRosenheim Год назад +29

      I did have a good laugh at that one. The tone and delivery of that line was just spot on.

    • @syntheticpolymer620
      @syntheticpolymer620 Год назад +10

      I had a little faith in humanity restored ngl

    • @Tophuh
      @Tophuh Год назад +11

      Had my finger ready on the 'skip 5 sec' button

    • @wolf2403
      @wolf2403 Год назад +5

      I love this way too much it's probably not healthy lol

  • @XxjeffersonDkidxX
    @XxjeffersonDkidxX Год назад +8766

    “Arguing that you don't care about the right to privacy because you have nothing to hide is no different than saying you don't care about free speech because you have nothing to say.” ― Edward Snowden

    • @N.i.c.k.H
      @N.i.c.k.H Год назад +226

      This is a bad analogy. It is actually more like saying that you don't care about free speech when all you have to say is stuff that the powers that be are happy for you to say.

    • @maxliggins8448
      @maxliggins8448 Год назад +78

      Nah I think this is a sick quote

    • @influx5821
      @influx5821 Год назад +183

      @@N.i.c.k.H no, the powers would rather you say absolutely nothing, because if you say absolutely nothing you are absolutely harmless

    • @clicky5494
      @clicky5494 Год назад +2

      @@N.i.c.k.H damn

    • @kateapple1
      @kateapple1 Год назад +4

      Even after the way he explained it though I still feel that way 🤷🏽‍♀️

  • @louvonkra4691
    @louvonkra4691 Год назад +949

    bro... I clicked on this video because it looked fun, why do I need to see a psychologist now?

    • @vizthex
      @vizthex Год назад +118

      average exurb1a experience.

    • @a_hell_spawn3657
      @a_hell_spawn3657 Год назад +20

      Idk why but the fact that you said psychologist insted of therapist just makes me respect you in some way

    • @webtomas
      @webtomas Год назад +14

      i hope you are doing tip top...bboi

    • @louvonkra4691
      @louvonkra4691 Год назад +7

      @@webtomas yeah, I'm still doing fine, life doesn't wait, there is no time to stay broken, hope you are doing okay too 😘

    • @weeddeeweedeeweed420
      @weeddeeweedeeweed420 Год назад

      @@a_hell_spawn3657 love that bro 😂😂

  • @zachh.9855
    @zachh.9855 Год назад +1017

    This may sound backwards, but Exurb1a is one of the very few channels in which I choose to not watch the new video right away because of how much I cherish them.
    Algorithmic human desire? Manufactured fate? Is this truly our path or the path of the machine?

    • @karenseveson9151
      @karenseveson9151 Год назад +45

      I'll usually wait until I have the time to fully appreciate it (however that may not be possible with this mans talent)

    • @alexanderadkins2391
      @alexanderadkins2391 Год назад +13

      Same, I gatta plan out the existential dread or reality shattering for a day im in the headpace for it

    • @Scapestoat
      @Scapestoat Год назад +13

      I do the same. I watch them when I am ready for them. :)

    • @martinweiss2955
      @martinweiss2955 Год назад

      It's the path to the choice.
      We can choose our way in our epoch, like we chose world wars or the dark ages, or church schisms

    • @infinitestare
      @infinitestare Год назад +2

      plot twist: exurb1a is the AI shepherding us towards this dreadful future by summarizing and normalizing these concepts under a guise of reasonable warnings it packages this brave new world for us so that it gets easier to swallow.

  • @sofiahamby9453
    @sofiahamby9453 Год назад +4437

    It's really a whole new scary vibe when he doesn't do the rant about why this isn't so bad at the end

    • @AstroSalamander
      @AstroSalamander Год назад +133

      Freaked me out man

    • @hunterhobday6363
      @hunterhobday6363 Год назад +40

      Indeed, I'm kinda bummed now

    • @nonenothingnull
      @nonenothingnull Год назад +15

      Oh boo hoo whatever shall we dooo
      >crotch shot uploaded to social media
      Oh boo hooooooooooo
      >live feed of cameras without conscious knowledge
      Wahhhhhhh!!!
      >using data harvester services
      Little hypocritical, yes, but just seek free software, as this will go away soon.

    • @p.t.557
      @p.t.557 Год назад +62

      @@nonenothingnull What did we say about tiktok? and look where we are now?
      DO YOU REALLY STILL THINK HUMANS ARE THAT SMART?

    • @SeventhSolar
      @SeventhSolar Год назад +19

      Well he already did the "why this isn't so bad". It's half the metaphor. We just have to take the better road.

  • @pavelmedbery3055
    @pavelmedbery3055 Год назад +3204

    "Knowledge is power, but spying from ivory towers is rude." God tier quote right rhere.

    • @jimhalpert9898
      @jimhalpert9898 Год назад +9

      dont search up exurb1a allegations

    • @lucidnode
      @lucidnode Год назад +71

      @@jimhalpert9898 That sucks if it's true. I'm going to keep watching his content no matter what though. Even terrible people can give good advice. And a ton of people could benefit from these videos. (I feel like I need to say this because I think people have forgotten the world is complicated like that.)

    • @EternalFinity
      @EternalFinity Год назад +37

      @@lucidnode its not, its all hearsay from an abusive ex of his

    • @Jaydee-wd7wr
      @Jaydee-wd7wr Год назад +6

      @@EternalFinity, If it was hearsay he would address it, not hide it.

    • @waytooaesthetic
      @waytooaesthetic Год назад +68

      @@Jaydee-wd7wr alot of people dont talk about allegations for, you know, PRIVACY

  • @jordanrobinson823
    @jordanrobinson823 Год назад +191

    This is the first video I've watched in a long time that has legitimately scared me. I didn't learn anything I wasn't aware of already but the way exurb1a explained it all has me shook for the future

  • @jehffvredition2026
    @jehffvredition2026 Год назад +325

    this is probably the most adhd yet thoughtful and cohesive channels out there

    • @Nephalen
      @Nephalen 11 месяцев назад +4

      what does adhd have to do with it?

    • @jesusv5169
      @jesusv5169 11 месяцев назад +6

      @@Nephalenoverthinking/ looking too deeply into things

    • @randomcrusader5632
      @randomcrusader5632 11 месяцев назад +6

      @@jesusv5169also from what I know the jumpiness makes it easier for people with adhd to watch, their attention span isn’t on one thing thing too long

    • @FreeSpeechXtremist
      @FreeSpeechXtremist 10 месяцев назад

      Exurb1a is my favourite thing on RUclips and I'm as ADHD as they come so maybe he's onto something lol

    • @davidlawler8707
      @davidlawler8707 3 месяца назад

      That's not exclusive to adhd.​@@jesusv5169

  • @bellas486
    @bellas486 Год назад +9874

    The transition from storytelling to explaining is beyond genius

    • @LolLol-gd7ly
      @LolLol-gd7ly Год назад +1

      Remember that time he groomed an autistic girl

    • @Bugy64
      @Bugy64 Год назад +23

      I guess it's clever but I think it was executed rather poorly.

    • @ryanfarrelly4647
      @ryanfarrelly4647 Год назад +19

      @@Bugy64 it could of been a lovely short story

    • @CGJero
      @CGJero Год назад +129

      @@Bugy64 no, the sudden cut is kind of like his signature

    • @Bugy64
      @Bugy64 Год назад +11

      @@ryanfarrelly4647 It seems only to be incomplete, although I suppose leaving some things up for interpretation creates a more interesting narrative.

  • @dust1077
    @dust1077 Год назад +1475

    "What the fuck is chungus?!"
    By far my favorite exurb1a quote

    • @jimhalpert9898
      @jimhalpert9898 Год назад +3

      dont search up exurb1a allegations

    • @theempire8461
      @theempire8461 Год назад +1

      It big

    • @d3vitron779
      @d3vitron779 Год назад +16

      @@jimhalpert9898 they’re a tad bit unhinged to be believable, but it did kinda sour how i watch his videos ngl

    • @hemidactylusfrenatus173
      @hemidactylusfrenatus173 Год назад +11

      @@jimhalpert9898 we all know, let us watch the goddamn video without thinking about them

    • @GrimHeaperThe
      @GrimHeaperThe Год назад

      @@theempire8461 a big chunky boi

  • @skakried7673
    @skakried7673 Год назад +951

    As a Writer myself I give a round of applause sir. This is exceptional storytelling and the drunk person I am right now was drawn into your poetry and held captive. Phenomenal dude, Fucking phenomenal.

    • @ziziroberts8041
      @ziziroberts8041 6 месяцев назад +1

      Couldn't have said it better myself 👍✌️

    • @aurazemaityte3721
      @aurazemaityte3721 5 месяцев назад

      Absolutely the essence of Exurb1a

    • @hlobet_
      @hlobet_ 4 месяца назад

      we all are stuck here now mate

    • @FirstLast-gk6lg
      @FirstLast-gk6lg 24 дня назад

      It's truly stunning to write like this AND deliver the narration so well

  • @drnojtm2598
    @drnojtm2598 11 месяцев назад +13

    you are an insanely good story teller, usually i get goosebumps when i listen to songs that blow me away but from the first few minutes i was awaiting your next sentence. When i get my next paycheck i will get your books - i haven't read in years but if those are anything like this then I will be blown away.
    you probably wont see this but thank you. thank you so much

  • @tomc.5704
    @tomc.5704 Год назад +718

    "You can't watch pornography on a robot."
    Yeah, but...you could....you know....

    • @WingMaster562
      @WingMaster562 Год назад +60

      You cant, you must

    • @WeebJail
      @WeebJail Год назад +7

      way ahead of you

    • @thatoneguywithhorns3774
      @thatoneguywithhorns3774 Год назад +22

      ah great minds surely think alike

    • @SomeYouTubeTraveler
      @SomeYouTubeTraveler Год назад +33

      If it can run DOOM, it can certainly run pr0n. And everything can run DOOM.

    • @f1r3hunt3rz5
      @f1r3hunt3rz5 Год назад +2

      You could DO it on the robot instead
      There I completed it for anyone who wonders

  • @floatingblaze8405
    @floatingblaze8405 Год назад +1475

    "What have we done to ourselves? We've broken epistemology itself, sacrificing truth in favor of mediated hyperreality, and for what, _for what_ , *what the fuck is chungus* "
    - depression turtle 2022

  • @iankeddie9620
    @iankeddie9620 Год назад +87

    Can't believe he doesn't mention the author of The Light of Other Days - Stephen Baxter. One of the greatest Science Fiction authors of his generation.

  • @ruanvisagie8090
    @ruanvisagie8090 Год назад +34

    3 minutes just felt like 3 eternities

  • @yephobochi4384
    @yephobochi4384 Год назад +6751

    we watched the video and agreed that it was a serious problem. And then we all clicked on the next video, and the bright colours and happy feelings came back, and we continued to do absolutely nothing about what was coming

    • @SchgurmTewehr
      @SchgurmTewehr Год назад +180

      Yes, that is the majority of people.

    • @piergiorgiosauli4981
      @piergiorgiosauli4981 Год назад +352

      @@SchgurmTewehr I also gave a like

    • @alronthunderdrummer
      @alronthunderdrummer Год назад +125

      it's election month here and there is a party running on a platform of addressing this problem, among other things. it's core to their ideology. I can do something about it if I prioritise it over other societal change.

    • @Dr.JustIsWrong
      @Dr.JustIsWrong Год назад +5

      What's coming?

    • @user-pi8pi3wj7h
      @user-pi8pi3wj7h Год назад +9

      This feels like dogwhistling

  • @2k7u
    @2k7u Год назад +2358

    What seemed like a brilliant segway to a sponsor was even more brilliant when revealed not to be

    • @thesenamesaretaken
      @thesenamesaretaken Год назад +3

      Are segways still a thing?

    • @overdosingontomatoes8619
      @overdosingontomatoes8619 Год назад +4

      @Tripping Warbler research a bit into exurb1a

    • @gablo1089
      @gablo1089 Год назад +7

      @@thesenamesaretaken he means segue

    • @evertjanssen
      @evertjanssen Год назад

      Please inform yourself about the rape charges against this man.

    • @thesenamesaretaken
      @thesenamesaretaken Год назад +2

      @@evertjanssen it's good practice to tell people this, if only so they can find how little merit there is in the random witch hunts they are invited to join

  • @lostbutfreesoul
    @lostbutfreesoul Год назад +24

    The wormhold story is one I love!
    The first time I encountered that thought, of what being able to look outside of time would really be used for, I couldn't help but want a 'hyperspace window.' To now have a piece of terminology, sousveillance, that can be attached to that concept and a book I can just give other people... so thank you. It isn't something that I fear at all after a decade of thought, for a lot of the pain we do to ourselves and each other comes from a fear that we need secrets. That we can't be trusted to behave with social grace after we learn what all other humans are like....

    • @flask223
      @flask223 6 месяцев назад

      Exurb1a lies to CERN Scientist going by "Pie" about being a fellow CERN Scientist. He uses her as a psychological test subject without full consent in "experiment A" which is about "organic synchronicity", similar to baader meinhoff/frequency illusion. He artificially induces it to her and drives her to deep depression, then near suicide. In the psych ward she was unable to contribute to police investigation and things got buried. CERN confirmed Exurb1a "Alex" was never an employee, also his reddit fan club also banned him over these events

  • @The_Maze_Is_Not_Meant_For_You
    @The_Maze_Is_Not_Meant_For_You Год назад +38

    It's a testament to the genius of exurb1a that I once I watched everything he's done, I found myself getting pissed off that he doesn't release content daily...as though he's responsible for delivering hilarious, perspicuous, brilliant material to me on a daily basis.

    • @The_Maze_Is_Not_Meant_For_You
      @The_Maze_Is_Not_Meant_For_You 11 месяцев назад

      I hope this inspires another Timothy McVeigh the park is truck somewhere in Silicon Valley

    • @Bruhecc
      @Bruhecc 2 месяца назад

      I would argue that the true genius is being able to watch a video of his every day for years and still be struck by its novelty every day as if it was the first time

  • @olam4642
    @olam4642 Год назад +881

    The VPN joke at 3:43 was perfect, the idea of this whole dramatic artistic intro about privacy being there only to transition into a VPN ad is honestly so funny

    • @GraveyardTricks
      @GraveyardTricks Год назад +22

      Then you go check out the VPN he's advertised and it asks for your email address to sign up

    • @santecrutcher9780
      @santecrutcher9780 Год назад +1

      It was so good 😂

    • @davidegaruti2582
      @davidegaruti2582 Год назад +8

      Because it's subverting expectations :
      The first diagetic ad i saw was kinda cool imo , i was used to ad breaks and all and seeing an ad that was introduced by the script was genuinely intresting ,
      However right now 3-4 years since , it became really tired as a thing ,
      And honestly ads are possibly the most pathetic form of art ,
      And it's deeply sad it's also the most seen form of art ,
      An art aimed at taking desire and carrying it whenever

    • @aless5207
      @aless5207 Год назад +1

      He got me, I was like no, it can't be...

  • @callumjean5455
    @callumjean5455 Год назад +11

    the visuals for this are amazing!! I especially love the projected zooms at 0:15 and 1:11

  • @Nemaris68
    @Nemaris68 Год назад +6

    I like this idea of everyone knowing everything about everyone else, the idea of shame and fear will disappear. If everyone could watch, everyone else’s embarrassing moments as well. Like the story you told at the start of the video that first city honestly would be a dream for someone like me. The idea that everyone is watching everyone, eliminates embarrassment

  • @vincnt0169
    @vincnt0169 Год назад +1077

    "Knowledge is Power - but spying from Ivory Towers is rude."
    I love it.

    • @handlemonium
      @handlemonium Год назад +3

      The Yang to that Yin would be.......
      *"Power is Responsibility - so building those Ivory Towers out of pure sapphire glass would be very considerate of our collective societal consciousness."*

    • @JamEast
      @JamEast Год назад +1

      Want more knowledge then look up experiment a

    • @evertjanssen
      @evertjanssen Год назад

      Please inform yourself about the rape charges against this man.

    • @flask223
      @flask223 Год назад +2

      Following a collaboration with Exurb1a, a British youtuber, Roelofs was hospitalised in November 2016 for acute stress disorder, post traumatic stress disorder, depression and suicidal ideation. During her 7-month hospitalisation, Roelofs began speaking out against her former work partner who she stated used Reddit to smear her name. Roelofs said the RUclipsr had assaulted and raped her in October 2016, had started threatening her between November-December 2016, and subsequently "blackmailed" her to leave the hospital to talk to him while she was drugged with prescribed medication, and that he raped her while she was unable to fight him. One of the prescribed medications she had been taking was Xanax, a benzodiazepine and well-known date rape drug.

    • @ryein542-zx1jp
      @ryein542-zx1jp 11 месяцев назад

      😂

  • @VoxAD15VT
    @VoxAD15VT Год назад +1900

    “Unless the powerful had invisibility cloaks or lived in faraday cages…”
    I mean that’s definitely what would happen.

    • @incognitoman3656
      @incognitoman3656 Год назад +32

      Well, you’d know they lived there if you couldnt see them

    • @vylbird8014
      @vylbird8014 Год назад +40

      I'm sure there would be exclusive hotels built to keep information from escaping. Possibly including faraday cages.

    • @trime1015
      @trime1015 Год назад +7

      @@incognitoman3656 Still doesn't tell you what they're doing. They get to keep their secrets.

    • @richardward6747
      @richardward6747 Год назад

      Let's face it though, powerful people can buy social engineering that warps the minds of the population into being ineffective at rebellion an effective at counter rebellion.. they already do.. all depends on the flavour of the tech involved.. if it comes with psychologically fortifying ingenuity that little exploit won't work either.

    • @ThePlaguebringer172
      @ThePlaguebringer172 Год назад +18

      By wearing a cloak of secrets in a secretless world, you place yourself as the enemy

  • @godofzah
    @godofzah Год назад +8

    i think were evolving into a hivemind species lol, your channel is awsome between the information, message behind it, your accent, and deliverance your on my top 3 favorite channels never stop doing you sir your a gift to humanity

  • @benceblazsovics9123
    @benceblazsovics9123 Год назад +55

    "Fuck no, it is not"
    instant like, sir!
    this is my new fav channel :D

  • @tophatgeo
    @tophatgeo Год назад +1410

    "The road to hell is paved with good inventions"
    What a perfect subversion of a typical quote

    • @ghost_of_jah5210
      @ghost_of_jah5210 Год назад +18

      That is the typical quote? As far as I’ve heard at least

    • @unrested7294
      @unrested7294 Год назад +71

      @@ghost_of_jah5210 it's "the road to hell is paved with good intentions" not inventions.

    • @ghost_of_jah5210
      @ghost_of_jah5210 Год назад +35

      @@unrested7294 bruh I’m stupid

    • @vincnt0169
      @vincnt0169 Год назад +23

      I like "Knowledge is Power - but spying from Ivory Towers is rude."

    • @jewishmafia9801
      @jewishmafia9801 Год назад +9

      @@ghost_of_jah5210 Don't worry Mang, my buddy says pacific rather than specific. He also says Cadillac converter as opposed to catalytic converter but he means well and is far more successful than me. He doesn't say them sarcastically but he's a very honest and well intentioned individual so it doesn't bother me juan bit...

  • @nomallife
    @nomallife Год назад +882

    I watched this, promptly fell asleep and had a nightmare. 10/10

    • @EmeraldLavigne
      @EmeraldLavigne Год назад +24

      Being awake is a nightmare, too...

    • @advaith_31
      @advaith_31 Год назад +14

      @@EmeraldLavigne bro u good?

    • @minecraftermad
      @minecraftermad Год назад

      @@advaith_31 he causes cancer.

    • @voidling2632
      @voidling2632 Год назад +1

      @@advaith_31 Can't say for Johnny but I'm not good at all.

    • @aless5207
      @aless5207 Год назад +6

      @@voidling2632 I hear 95% deck chair vodka is useful?

  • @Golden_squanch
    @Golden_squanch Год назад +4

    Never in my life have I seen such a perfect transition almost happen

  • @trayanhristov
    @trayanhristov Год назад +52

    You must know I'm following your work for quite a while and I can see through your videos literally your cycles of thinking and evolving. This video is a masterpiece with valid points. The hard truth is, you shared it on a platform owned by Google and will likely monetize it through CPMs. This in return helps you sustain yourself, your family, and more videos like this. It's a vicious cycle but also thr most apprehensive one we've thought of. As a digital marketer now, i never dreamt to be one. While I apply certain morals to how I do my work, and recently finished writing about 120 pages thesis I can't deny love it or hate it we benefit from this infrastructure. I think the deepest question we get to is are people going to have corrupt thoughts by nature if we lived without walls, or not. That's whole nature versus nurture topic. Having grown in a small place, I felt quite out of place when moving to bigger cities. Would be keen to hear your thoughts on this, especially with sharing a city right now (if you're still here).

    • @CrazyPenguin-cf3tg
      @CrazyPenguin-cf3tg Год назад +1

      ?

    • @cultivatorman7520
      @cultivatorman7520 Год назад +1

      !

    • @mikethegoo
      @mikethegoo Год назад

      .

    • @flask223
      @flask223 6 месяцев назад

      RUclipsr Exurb1a has been hiding in the shadows of the truth for too long now. He has lied to his own fans, been financially supported by other RUclipsrs without knowing what he's done, or has blatantly ignored what others have said. Would you watch video's made by a RAPIST? Would you want your children to watch videos by a PREDATOR? You wouldn't would you? Sign this petition, and get this monster off RUclips.

  • @cometual
    @cometual Год назад +2971

    God I love Exurb1a’s videos, his storytelling truly makes you feel emotions you can’t explain.

    • @zeese4216
      @zeese4216 Год назад +3

      Depression and feeling insignificant lol

    • @Lulink013
      @Lulink013 Год назад +93

      Yeah it almost makes you forget what he's done. almost.

    • @brosisjk3993
      @brosisjk3993 Год назад +47

      @@Lulink013 fr more people need to know

    • @oliverkat
      @oliverkat Год назад

      He's a r4pper

    • @alphatoomega7949
      @alphatoomega7949 Год назад +11

      You should read his books Ive recently read the fith science and his storytelling works really well in textform

  • @baycoazonline
    @baycoazonline Год назад +646

    Its actually insane how easily a cosmic turtle can override my impulse control

    • @xXxMovesLikeJagger
      @xXxMovesLikeJagger Год назад

      Its actually insane how its been proven this youtuber raped someone and then told them to kill themselves yet apparently thats ok if u can make a somewhat decent youtube video

    • @clickpause8732
      @clickpause8732 Год назад

      It's a shame that said turtle has no impulse control of his own.
      Please look up Pieke Roelofs.

    • @abhaytyagi6179
      @abhaytyagi6179 Год назад +4

      @@clickpause8732 don't you have a life?

    • @---jj9lf
      @---jj9lf Год назад +4

      @@clickpause8732 innocent until proven guilty

  • @Bistro999
    @Bistro999 3 месяца назад +1

    I got an ad for privacy software after watching this video

  • @tristans623
    @tristans623 Год назад +1

    bravo, the writing, the spoken presentation, the video collection and editing, very well done. I like to think this is the work of a team, because it seems more incredible to think that this is the work of a single individual. If you are that individual, wow!

  • @homosapienfactory6291
    @homosapienfactory6291 Год назад +1759

    Excuse me, I looked away for a moment and we went from the kraken to how the internet works? I love this channel.

    • @CozySER
      @CozySER Год назад

      en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pieke_Roelofs
      He is also a ra*ist

    • @normanclatcher
      @normanclatcher Год назад +41

      It's a metaphor. The Kraken _-is-_ how the internet works. Tendrils everywhere.

    • @davidholder7449
      @davidholder7449 Год назад +1

      Quick hi hi hi there

    • @davidholder7449
      @davidholder7449 Год назад

      I’m

    • @deethwarrior
      @deethwarrior Год назад +1

      #healingforpie pls unsub

  • @TheThirdPrice
    @TheThirdPrice Год назад +351

    "The road to hell is paved with good inventions"
    What a fucking play on the idiom. Brilliant

    • @BgMapping
      @BgMapping Год назад +7

      @✧ Shroomi ✧ The road to hell is paved with good intensions

    • @aless5207
      @aless5207 Год назад +13

      @✧ Shroomi ✧ The idiom means that often positive intent causes harm. The modification carries that idea through to technology (which really is just a subset of "intent" hence the smart word play).
      The issue is the underlying truth that intent is heavily influenced by subjectivity so what I think is best (for me) generally ends up not the best (for everyone else).

    • @TheThirdPrice
      @TheThirdPrice Год назад +3

      @@aless5207 couldn't have put it better myself, thanks!

  • @mittens2015
    @mittens2015 Месяц назад +2

    Big leaps of mankind:
    - Hot wood
    - weird mushroom?
    - string
    - triangles
    - defacating in exactly the right place
    - word + other word = funny! Wait a second that sounds like a good idea

  • @xanderwerner2450
    @xanderwerner2450 11 месяцев назад +1

    3rd time rewatching, every time stuff gets a little existential i always come back, rather ironically.

  • @5volt793
    @5volt793 Год назад +689

    14:15 "contemplating turning your life around? Would some deck-chair vodka help?" is a beautifully simple and effective expression of the how the incentives of online algorithms DO NOT ALIGN with creating good outcomes for members of society.

    • @isaacjones8461
      @isaacjones8461 Год назад +21

      That’s very true, they only exist to make money, there is no thought behind the algorithm, it just is. And it only exists to extract and insert information, without regard for the human receiving it

    • @Dr.JustIsWrong
      @Dr.JustIsWrong Год назад +1

      @@isaacjones8461 _"there is no thought behind the algorithm, [...] without regard for the human receiving it"_
      Ineffective then.
      Knowing what car I bought doesn't help them know what car to sell me..
      1. If I just bought a car, I'm no longer looking to buy..
      2. I may come to hate the car, and never want another like it..
      3. Doesn't tell them my intentions, so 'target marketing' accessories is still their crap-shoot..
      What if I buy dry dog food to feed rabbits.. Will I buy heart-guard for dogs? ..no
      What if the rabbits hate it? Will I buy more or similar? ..no
      What if they love it? Does the data showing I bought it help them to fraudulently convince me to buy it again? ..no, I want it, regardless of their secret data that I bought it.
      Data-miners are scamming corporations, not individuals.
      If there was profit to be made from data, they'd make it, not sell it.
      Exactly like 'Store-Brand' products are done.

    • @KWifler
      @KWifler Год назад +1

      I'm invisible to the system. I'm a disabled shut-in in poverty who wants a real life relationship. No online system can sell me anything.

    • @paracame8162
      @paracame8162 Год назад +5

      @@KWifler you just watched a video, read a comment, and left a reply on a platform run by Google. Where's your invisibility now?

    • @KWifler
      @KWifler Год назад +2

      @@paracame8162 I'm like polluted air to the algorithm. It chokes on me, clears its throat, and moves on. Nothing to see here.

  • @liveen
    @liveen Год назад +2928

    Exurb1a is THE master of the art of going full circle and closing the loop with a magnificent breathtaking conclusion

    • @deethwarrior
      @deethwarrior Год назад +11

      No no he is not #healingforpie

    • @liveen
      @liveen Год назад +10

      @@deethwarrior #imaboomer

    • @okayest_pianist
      @okayest_pianist Год назад +24

      @@deethwarrior seperate the art from the artist

    • @kelleh711
      @kelleh711 Год назад

      @@okayest_pianist stop monetarily supporting sexual abusers by watching their content

    • @-Pexy
      @-Pexy Год назад +33

      @@deethwarrior Love how much attention a case with so little evidence gets... The only youtuber that covered it at more than a minute of length promised a full documentary and, indeed, did not give. When will it be seen that the case is false?

  • @mayhemdiscordchaosohmy573
    @mayhemdiscordchaosohmy573 Год назад +1

    God I will say, I love your stories!
    And all they represent! I've followed you for a very long time and it's funny whenever there's something Im working on, if something is bothering me or if Im attempting to work out some solutions I always find inspiration after listening to a story or 2 that you've posted!
    Thanx and keep up the good work!

  • @Maxwell_FromTheLand
    @Maxwell_FromTheLand 11 месяцев назад

    Watched one interesting video and this channel kept popping up. I can’t really tell what a video will be about, so for awhile I resisted. Now I have realized that is part of the fun. They are all amazing. Great channel!

  • @colbyandbrennen3543
    @colbyandbrennen3543 Год назад +497

    The thought of someone being able to see me rot in my bedroom for 20 hours a day is horrifying

    • @jacewhite8540
      @jacewhite8540 Год назад +34

      Poor watcher

    • @stoneytheclown
      @stoneytheclown Год назад +35

      How are you so busy that you get to go out for 4 hours a day?

    • @xXxMovesLikeJagger
      @xXxMovesLikeJagger Год назад

      well thats literally what this youtuber tried to do... he fucking admited to raping a girl and then trying to convince her to kill herself. look it up

    • @enthurian100
      @enthurian100 Год назад

      @@stoneytheclown Well he's got to sleep some time.

    • @sumkindacheeto
      @sumkindacheeto Год назад

      The mythical guy that asked

  • @att6844
    @att6844 Год назад +1082

    What a brilliant way to combine your creative writing with your essay-like analysis, all under a bow of impending dread and despair. Well done sir.

    • @xXxMovesLikeJagger
      @xXxMovesLikeJagger Год назад

      its weird to compliment someone whos been proven to be a rapist this much but maybe you didnt know so ill give you the benefit of the doubt

    • @DisentDesign
      @DisentDesign Год назад +1

      Ok I'll catch you later then

    • @clickpause8732
      @clickpause8732 Год назад +6

      A great video from a sadly terrible man.
      Look up Pieke Roelofs.

    • @hemidactylusfrenatus173
      @hemidactylusfrenatus173 Год назад +4

      @@clickpause8732 we all know, let us watch the goddamn video without thinking about them

    • @Joelsonfarrn
      @Joelsonfarrn Год назад +8

      @@clickpause8732 While I respect your desire to not prop up bad actors. If an allegation as terrible as the one levied here is not proven, then it does no one a service to suggest that it is fact. Innocent until PROVEN guilty is a serious social and legal principle. Try and put yourself into the shoes of someone accused and charged of something they actually didn't do. This would be bad in the same way that the action allegedly done by the creator here would be. Encouragement, not criticism. May the truth always win

  • @darkisdork4959
    @darkisdork4959 10 месяцев назад +2

    He genuinely just has a way with words and I fucking love it. This man is great

  • @guyreurtt3860
    @guyreurtt3860 8 месяцев назад +2

    one must imagine sisyphus happy.

  • @bigbazza1206
    @bigbazza1206 Год назад +1078

    As always, when I have a particularly bad day, he returns. Existential crisis turtle. Here to make my day with a new upload

    • @toz_dumann
      @toz_dumann Год назад +20

      make your day even worse lol

    • @NeonPhlox
      @NeonPhlox Год назад +1

      we shouldn't be supporting exurb1a, he emotionally abused and sexually assaulted a girl

    • @altideasfortomorrow
      @altideasfortomorrow Год назад +6

      Im gonna need you to have bad days more often then

    • @togrulhuseynli7600
      @togrulhuseynli7600 Год назад +5

      @@toz_dumann paradoxically, it makes the day better

    • @dominicsmith8698
      @dominicsmith8698 Год назад

      How tf this make your day

  • @patrickmchargue7122
    @patrickmchargue7122 Год назад +274

    "You can't watch pornography on a robot." Give it time.

    • @fossforever512
      @fossforever512 Год назад +41

      You won’t need to when you can participate with the robot

    • @memele4991
      @memele4991 Год назад

      @@fossforever512 so ur telling me... robot tits?

    • @cameronestrada1430
      @cameronestrada1430 Год назад

      @@fossforever512 😏😏😏

    • @backinyourcommentsectionag3191
      @backinyourcommentsectionag3191 Год назад +1

      see this is what I'm saying!
      Who needs porn when the robot _is the porn_

    • @Piflle
      @Piflle Год назад

      The robots will be your pornography

  • @HistoryforThinkers
    @HistoryforThinkers 6 месяцев назад +4

    WHAT. WORDS CANNOT DESCRIBE THE IMPACT THIS HAS HAD ON ME. BUT ALL CAPS HELP

  • @ZaxxaZ
    @ZaxxaZ Год назад +3

    Wow. The more output of yours I experience the happier I am that I'm not alone with these thoughts, but the sadder I become knowing I can't just pass them off as the ravings of my unsound mind. I'm so glad that there's someone out there with the wit, passion, creativity and tenacity to create such stimulating works; gladder still to have discovered your work somehow floating like a life raft in the ever expanding sea of advertising dross and AI forged claptrap. Thank you.

  • @t111ran3
    @t111ran3 Год назад +279

    "Tinagrad" is such a good name. I almost certain it holds meaning, and the author put thought into it. Because, in Russian, and I assume in some other languages, the word "TAINA" means secret, or mystery. And the suffix "GRAD" literally means town. So, it is literally becomes "The Town of Secrets".

    • @goodhumor9454
      @goodhumor9454 Год назад +16

      It would mean something along the lines of Mysteryshire

    • @Ann-nz3lr
      @Ann-nz3lr Год назад +2

      Taina and grad mean secret and town in Bulgarian. The author has put other Bulgarian words or references in his videos. Also at one point in the video he said "обичам те България" which means, I love you, Bulgaria. So I think he has either lived there as a child, his parents or one of his parents are Bulgarian or he has visited or lived there at some point in his life.

    • @t111ran3
      @t111ran3 Год назад +2

      @@Ann-nz3lr this makes so much sense

    • @goodhumor9454
      @goodhumor9454 Год назад +2

      @@Ann-nz3lr I remember a year or so back he had made a video where he was biking and he talked and mentioned he was at that point living in Bulgaria

    • @morrismutunga7622
      @morrismutunga7622 Год назад +2

      I've realised something Ironic while reading your comment: "Siri"' is the Swahili word for "Secret" in east Africa where I'm from. Siri is only going to get better at knowing our secrets as technology improves.

  • @ravenwarjoy
    @ravenwarjoy Год назад +719

    By the very virtue of the fact that I watched this, the Kraken knows that I have seen it. But instead of lashing out at me, it will simply lead me to places where it can learn more secret thoughts I have about it.

    • @jocylinfrancis930
      @jocylinfrancis930 Год назад +43

      That’s true.
      And terrifying.

    • @flask223
      @flask223 Год назад +5

      Following a collaboration with Exurb1a, a British youtuber, Roelofs was hospitalised in November 2016 for acute stress disorder, post traumatic stress disorder, depression and suicidal ideation. During her 7-month hospitalisation, Roelofs began speaking out against her former work partner who she stated used Reddit to smear her name. Roelofs said the RUclipsr had assaulted and raped her in October 2016, had started threatening her between November-December 2016, and subsequently "blackmailed" her to leave the hospital to talk to him while she was drugged with prescribed medication, and that he raped her while she was unable to fight him. One of the prescribed medications she had been taking was Xanax, a benzodiazepine and well-known date rape drug.

    • @Vienic2
      @Vienic2 Год назад +12

      @@flask223 yeah, ok, but can i still watch Exurb1a? lol

    • @BlockyBookworm
      @BlockyBookworm Год назад +15

      @@flask223 these allegations have happened a lot
      they are not always true
      Is there a court process or something or is this just a rumour that will swirl around until it is forgotten

    • @dionysus3774
      @dionysus3774 Год назад +3

      @@flask223What in the hell, where’d you get that information?

  • @absent-mindedchaos7636
    @absent-mindedchaos7636 Год назад +3

    Exurb1a is the Terry Prachett of 21st century

  • @lucahofstee5077
    @lucahofstee5077 Год назад

    im feeling thrilled from the start, ive watched like 5 times already but its still so good

  • @6675636boff
    @6675636boff Год назад +161

    “Points for execution” thank you for the pause so I didn’t have to miss anything lol

  • @berlehessellundshelligedis6823
    @berlehessellundshelligedis6823 Год назад +323

    This channel is a perfect example that quality>quantity

    • @topdog5252
      @topdog5252 Год назад +3

      There’s a few. SoUncivilised is a Star Wars channel that does that. Dream, the Minecraft RUclipsr also does that. Barely Sociable sort of also. Some of the best channels are quality over quantity. It’s very rare you get both quality and quantity. Solving the Money Problem might be one (I’m a fan). The guy does daily videos that are all great.

    • @alnaskabeer1361
      @alnaskabeer1361 Год назад +2

      Kurzgesagt (or whatever it's spelt)

    • @xXxMovesLikeJagger
      @xXxMovesLikeJagger Год назад

      ok but the guy also raped someone and then tried to convince the girl to kill herself so no wonder he has so much time on his hands... look it up

    • @the1necromancer
      @the1necromancer Год назад +1

      ​@@alnaskabeer1361
      Kurzgesagt is pretty good, but they have their biases. It makes some of their videos a chore to watch.

    • @godzefkiel2686
      @godzefkiel2686 Год назад

      @@the1necromancer what do you mean

  • @hikingmallard
    @hikingmallard 24 дня назад

    oooh the town at 1:23 is Berchtesgaden, Germany with the Watzmann and Schönfeldspitze mountains in the background! And 5 seconds later is Lake Bled in Slovenia!
    Lovely places!

  • @AggressiveGoose
    @AggressiveGoose Год назад +1

    It is so surreal to see the lecturehall one was in just days ago in a video of one's favorite youtuber! Havent hit pause that fast in a long time. Great video, love your stuff! ( 15:35 )

  • @aidanallen1976
    @aidanallen1976 Год назад +355

    Whenever I discover fringe ideas that have merit, the ones seldom discussed on mainstream channels, I always see a gorgeous video about it a few months or years later from this brilliant man

    • @herenow8047
      @herenow8047 Год назад +7

      its getting good. I like the RUclips krakens mouthpiece to the psuedo intellectual

    • @clickpause8732
      @clickpause8732 Год назад +9

      Beautiful videos, I agree. I just wish the man who made them lived up to them.
      Look up Pieke Roelofs.

    • @el-ml-am9511
      @el-ml-am9511 Год назад +3

      @@clickpause8732 Thank you for that; I wasn’t aware.

    • @tomc.5704
      @tomc.5704 Год назад +1

      ​@@clickpause8732 Well damn, that's a shame.
      I don't want to defend the guy. It's not okay. People should be called out, and there should be consequences. I understand there's a court case --as there should be.
      But...this isn't new, and this isn't just one instance. How many footballers, how many politicians, how many in the past generations who got away with it? People are shitty. They always have been.
      In a just would, every single one of them would be taken to court.
      And I suppose in a sousveillance world (if that is the proper term) -- they would. And the court cases would be brief.
      At the end of the day - get taken to court, pay the price for being a shitty person, and stop being a shitty person. It's not a perfect answer, but it's the answer we've got.

    • @clickpause8732
      @clickpause8732 Год назад +1

      @@tomc.5704 I agree with you. Ideally, people should be able to serve the sentence for their crimes and then move on from there. The sad thing, however, is that Exurb1a hasn’t faced legal consequence for his actions against Pieke. The Dutch government is notorious for its low rape conviction rate, and Pieke’s case was held back at every turn.
      “In December 2020, Roelofs and her lawyers sent a complaint to the European Court of Human Rights after the Dutch prosecution office recognised she was indeed sexually abused by the suspect, but the prosecutor intended not to prosecute him.”
      A quote from her Wikipedia article.
      And so I post these comments, because exurb1a hasn’t yet been held accountable, and this is the only means I have of ensuring an unrepentant criminal doesn’t walk away completely scot free.

  • @1v966
    @1v966 Год назад +464

    1:31 Taynograd [Тайноград] literally translates as the City of Secrets. Or just Secretville - [тайна] being "secret"/"mystery" and [град] being "city". Like it's a legit way of how some russian/slavic citis are named (Volgograd, Kaliningrad etc). Genius attention to worldbuilding for a youtube video lmao

    • @k4kerem
      @k4kerem Год назад

      did you also know exurb1a is a manipulative rapist who experimented on a person living with autism? oh yeah it's her, whom he raped. that we know of. Bulgaria is his Argentina. Just look it up.

    • @muenstercheese
      @muenstercheese Год назад +5

      YESSSSSSSSSSSS

    • @oqui7009
      @oqui7009 Год назад +9

      As a Russian person, I declare that I felt something was wrong, but did not understand what (if it were not for the comment, I would not have understood). The stress should be on the third syllable

    • @Halo_Legend
      @Halo_Legend Год назад

      In Polish, the better slavic language than this shit ruSSian, it could have been Tajnice. Or Tajemnice, but that's just "secrets" along with a proper village name.

    • @Halo_Legend
      @Halo_Legend Год назад

      @@oqui7009 Wait, as a ruSSian what?
      I'm kidding. But seriously, may these videos motivate you to change something in that shithole.

  • @thesystemera
    @thesystemera Год назад +1

    Man. This is so close to home. Talked at length about your later hypothiss. Very cool. Agree in entirely.

  • @SandSeven
    @SandSeven Год назад +5

    "Is this video sponsored by an easy to use and reliable VPN? Fuck no it is not."
    Respect good sir!

  • @appellsauce
    @appellsauce Год назад +242

    This feels like an assault of information, and I'm totally okay with it

    • @danklegosi6084
      @danklegosi6084 Год назад

      I too enjoy being assaulted. Sexually, might I add.

    • @k4kerem
      @k4kerem Год назад

      assault is sth he is quite professional about

    • @fabianojeda3078
      @fabianojeda3078 Год назад

      Hehehe

    • @mishtox3833
      @mishtox3833 Год назад

      Just like exurb1a's assault on a mentally ill woman!

  • @griffin_valkyrie
    @griffin_valkyrie Год назад +355

    The part he said about how the next generation was fine with the wormholes because that's all they knew, as a gen Z, that hit pretty hard

    • @thomase8850
      @thomase8850 Год назад +38

      same, i am notably less concerned about the loss of privacy than many other catastrophic possibilities. not sure how to feel about that

    • @whothefrickareyou8106
      @whothefrickareyou8106 Год назад +7

      Im one of em and Im fine with being spied on by companies if that means I can look at videos like this one

    • @somebody2468
      @somebody2468 Год назад +12

      @@whothefrickareyou8106 You can look videos like this one without being spied.

    • @whothefrickareyou8106
      @whothefrickareyou8106 Год назад +5

      @@somebody2468 I wonder what RUclips runs on.....
      And yes other sites exist but who has the time to find them and figure out if theyre doing the same thing.

    • @ispep8882
      @ispep8882 9 месяцев назад +3

      If you only knew what it was like in the before times.

  • @tucan1309
    @tucan1309 Год назад

    easily one of the most favourite of your videos, very goof work loved it

  • @jasons6491
    @jasons6491 6 дней назад

    "I'm mad as hell, and I'm not gonna take it anymore!"

  • @trime1015
    @trime1015 Год назад +361

    "A kraken so saturated in secrets that it considers the currents of the human heart and mind no less manipulable that the diverting of a stream or tilling of a field". I mean that is basically what Skinner and behavioral psychology in general opened the door to and it is already being enforced by most of our countries' leaders.

    • @Jonny11299
      @Jonny11299 Год назад +8

      I'm reading this book called The Cybernetic Hypothesis by Tiqqun which expounds on this idea exactly. It's really interesting, though I have to take time with it cuz it's tough hahaha.

    • @djordjezivic2481
      @djordjezivic2481 Год назад

      i think in this case kraken is a metaphor for an algorithm for automatic manipulation of emotions or thought patterns (trough targeted content recommendations is my theory)

    • @drakehammack6213
      @drakehammack6213 Год назад

      @@Jonny11299 to

    • @flask223
      @flask223 Год назад

      Following a collaboration with Exurb1a, a British youtuber, Roelofs was hospitalised in November 2016 for acute stress disorder, post traumatic stress disorder, depression and suicidal ideation. During her 7-month hospitalisation, Roelofs began speaking out against her former work partner who she stated used Reddit to smear her name. Roelofs said the RUclipsr had assaulted and raped her in October 2016, had started threatening her between November-December 2016, and subsequently "blackmailed" her to leave the hospital to talk to him while she was drugged with prescribed medication, and that he raped her while she was unable to fight him. One of the prescribed medications she had been taking was Xanax, a benzodiazepine and well-known date rape drug.

  • @sergeantretard7776
    @sergeantretard7776 Год назад +49

    Even funnier: The first two letters sent over the internet was LO but they tried again which means the first 3 letters sent over the internet was " LOL "

  • @washcode9613
    @washcode9613 Год назад +7

    Holy crap I love this channel

  • @pickle2654
    @pickle2654 Год назад

    I love all your videos but this is definitely my favourite one so far

  • @micah3807
    @micah3807 Год назад +360

    I think the weirdest thing about all this data collection is that. no human actually knows how it works. Sure, all the tech giants wrote neural network algorithms to maximize profits, but no human assigns variables. No human can pull up some source code and understand how to fix it. We've made many digital krakens, and at this point they're fighting between themselves. If we end up with a winner, one algorithm analyzing all types of user data, then the water will certianly be cursed.

    • @plebisMaximus
      @plebisMaximus Год назад +20

      That's by far the scariest part, even if they were forced to make these things open source to balance out the information inequality, they simply couldn't. These krakens are entirely dependent on the waters they reside in.

    • @jackharper5642
      @jackharper5642 Год назад +3

      Coughs* Meta (Facebook Inc.) & Google coughs*

    • @certifiedpossum1638
      @certifiedpossum1638 Год назад +2

      It's also messed up that people who set up the algorithm knew that it will affect them as well

    • @Laszer271
      @Laszer271 Год назад +9

      @@certifiedpossum1638 It's affecting them in a positive way. The browser now works way better than 20 years ago.

    • @Marius89100
      @Marius89100 Год назад

      There is the secret to the success and renewal of complete privacy to an effect. Most of the tech giants will fight each other so hard that governments who know that their members are being spies upon will shut them down. Conflict defeats stagnation, the strong do not remain strong forever. Think about this a moment.

  • @FriendlyKitten
    @FriendlyKitten Год назад +279

    "Freedom without limits, is just a word" - Feet of clay, Sir Terry Pratchett.

  • @ross2k220
    @ross2k220 Год назад +2

    Finally, a call to action that is apolitical yet so intrinsically important to the nature of my way of life I was engaged the whole way through. Bravo.

  • @robbiealem
    @robbiealem Год назад +2

    This is like one of the most important topics in the channel- loved it

  • @poopingducks
    @poopingducks Год назад +366

    God imagine the dating landscape in a future where everyone can see everything you've done your entire life. As if stalking someone's social media and gathering intel prior to a first date isn't creepy now.

    • @xXxMovesLikeJagger
      @xXxMovesLikeJagger Год назад

      relevant because this youtuber literally admitted to raping a girl and then tried to convince her to kill herself. look it up

    • @TheAIKnowledgeHub
      @TheAIKnowledgeHub Год назад +28

      > gathering intel prior to a first date isn't creepy now.
      Can't that be used to filter out people? Like if the intel shows x person is a drinker and I don't like to be around the stuff. Then instead of wasting time, energy, emotional energy, money, etc. I could say, nope. Like it respects everyone's time and cuts through a lot of the bull since most act a way they aren't when they are dating.

    • @Petrico94
      @Petrico94 Год назад +3

      I wouldn't mind getting rid of some of the mystery. "Here's 500 pictures of the sex you want, some of them are fake and half of them are straight up lying and the rest are lying to themselves. Did I forget to mention 1/3 of the good ones have bad taste in fashion and will be rejected based off that? Try not to get catfished or disappointed."
      Ya people would get really turned off by everything after seeing their entire life but after that maybe just have an easier search feature for what you're looking for and focus on important accurate details. Who even needs a coffee shop date anymore, if you get their whole personality just skip to a fun night, have sex, and drop the diploid off at the communal test tube nursery.

    • @nunothedude
      @nunothedude Год назад +7

      Dw i have no bitches, never had a gf, and i havent talked to a woman in years i dont see that happening anyway

    • @DvDick
      @DvDick Год назад

      Dating (or rather the online flavor of it) is already as shitty as it can get, people don't care about knowing other people, the necessary prerequisite to build a stable connection with someone, they just pick and choose who they think looks better by checking out their curated social media assets (assuming they have the luxury of choice).
      Dating works towards creating meaningful connections when potential partners are scarce, and people are forced to make a pondered decision on who they want to date, the exact opposite of what it is now.

  • @maddie_d13
    @maddie_d13 Год назад +42

    "If you can live your life without an audience, you should do it" - Bo Burnham

  • @Prod.AsweSpeak
    @Prod.AsweSpeak 25 дней назад

    Exurbia videos are infinitely rewatchable

  • @roccocoyote
    @roccocoyote Год назад +1

    privacy and intimacy will be a memory past down to those who never knew - Chuck Schuldiner 1995

  • @bigbazza1206
    @bigbazza1206 Год назад +135

    "We've broken epistemology itself" made my day 😭😭

  • @kirjian
    @kirjian Год назад +53

    How utterly cosmic is it that the first message ever sent over the internet was a TYPO

    • @WingMaster562
      @WingMaster562 Год назад +1

      And how the first unveiling of the telephone had a first instance of wiretapping

  • @basilisk5855
    @basilisk5855 Год назад +2

    A very neat thing i just noticed at 3:05
    Exurbia uses an excerpt from the poem in the Statue of Libertys hand, The New Colossus written by Emma Lazarus.
    Except he changes it a little.
    In the original, the poem reads:
    “…Give me your tired, your poor,
    Your huddled masses yearning to breathe free…”
    But in this video, he says:
    Give me your tired thoughts, your poor decisions, Your huddled missives yearning to be free.

  • @pauline.denise
    @pauline.denise Год назад +5

    Imagine if the humans died out, and this guys videos were the only thing that was left of our existence. Truly is a work of art.

  • @galloe8933
    @galloe8933 Год назад +384

    I never expect a video from this channel, so it's always like getting surprise time with my neighbor's dog!
    Usually pretty good.

    • @nuggyfresh6430
      @nuggyfresh6430 Год назад +13

      phrasing

    • @benjaminbeard3736
      @benjaminbeard3736 Год назад +2

      @@nuggyfresh6430 are we still doing that?

    • @Povilas69
      @Povilas69 Год назад

      ruclips.net/video/T0rS5LvdFa4/видео.html

    • @AspienPadda
      @AspienPadda Год назад +2

      My neighbours dog also sometimes comes to visit me. It's the best

    • @0utpatient
      @0utpatient Год назад +1

      I agree. You neighbor's dog is awesome!

  • @ninorac6264
    @ninorac6264 Год назад +167

    I never cease to be amazed by the things this man is capable of making me feel

    • @xXxMovesLikeJagger
      @xXxMovesLikeJagger Год назад

      you know what else he is capable of? raping a girl and then trying to convince her to kill herself. look it up

    • @lil_herb2518
      @lil_herb2518 Год назад +2

      im smiling ear to ear and shi

    • @tryingmybest206
      @tryingmybest206 Год назад +4

      Yeah no don't support him. Look up Experiment A. This guy should be in prison

    • @samuelkland6029
      @samuelkland6029 Год назад

      @@tryingmybest206 looking it upp

    • @HarambaeXelonmuskfans
      @HarambaeXelonmuskfans Год назад +5

      God you just can’t have nice things online. Everyone’s a super murder rapist.

  • @goosecf
    @goosecf Год назад +1

    that wizard trolled us pretty good

  • @notoriouswhitemoth
    @notoriouswhitemoth Год назад +1

    Greek fire needed to be handled carefully in the midday sun because it was extremely volatile. It was used to sink ships, so presumably, it was effective on wet lumber, which suggests it was self-oxidizing. There's also reference to it burning armaments, suggesting it could burn metal. A volatile substance that produces a self-oxidizing flame that burns metals sounds like thermite to me.

  • @sv8765
    @sv8765 Год назад +611

    damn, i've worked in tech for over a decade now, 12 years to be exact, and i've felt this way for years now and i want to just leave and opt out completely. i've grown so tired of being a part of it and i feel stuck. this video summed up everything i've felt but couldn't put into words because i find it hard to gather my thoughts and put them on paper, so thanks for this. this really made me want to leave tech altogether and move somewhere free, but i depend on it at this point, i have no other skills and i'm 32 already. maybe one day i'll get the courage to just leave, maybe.

    • @thelaurens1996
      @thelaurens1996 Год назад +43

      Or maybe to help create an alternative that isn't so garish.
      An alternative that is made with the humans in mind instead of pure profit.
      A system based on what people are willing to give for the value they perceive to get and in turn giving that value back to it's creators at least partially.
      If you're up for this, hit me up.
      I have been starting to learn coding (python) but don't have this as my core value to give to the world, ethics, morality, science, the willingness to decrease unnecessary suffering and to make people's perceived reality as positive as can be or have a positive impact either way.
      A way to satisfy the needs of the soul to care for other souls.
      The dream that maybe one day this will be how civilization operates.
      Giving to eachother selflessly in order to raise the overal experience of living.

    • @minimooster7258
      @minimooster7258 Год назад +30

      I know a load of people who retrained for entirely different jobs at like 40-50 years old, if you need to quit and get a new job in a different field, it's definitely not too late

    • @delinquenz46
      @delinquenz46 Год назад +22

      ​@@minimooster7258 Working in tech is like having on golden handcuffs.. if you have the right employer it's working on interesting problems in a chill environment for a lot of money

    • @pascalvansteen
      @pascalvansteen Год назад +22

      Now that you're in this clusterfuck of a situation already, better make the most of it. We're all in this together, only few make it out in time. There's only two ways of freeing yourself from a capitalist society: you either learn to want nothing and be happy (become a bum or a buddhist) or you learn a set of skills that you allow to be exploited by a company or you learn a slightly broader skill set so you can start exploiting the system yourself.
      Now that you've chosen the employee-path: make sure you get paid (counter-exploit by learning a high-demand skill and negotiation), maybe even threaten switching jobs and leverage your labour value to increase personal income, do this every 2 years. You hate this job already so don't feel bad pressuring a company, they try to exploit you and society just as much by underpaying and harvesting data. Preferably negotiate equity in the company and try to stick around for long enough to participate in a liquidation event (a company making a successful exit).
      If participating in a liquidation event is not an option, start a business yourself (benefit: you can work on solving a problem you actually care about) and work until you have solid cashflow to sustain your lifestyle or raise venture capital and work towards a liquidation event (ironically, by raising investment, you'll fall back into exploitative behavior again, stress will rise as you have to satisfy investor demands, meet KPIs and achieve unrealistic growth targets through blitzscaling).
      Until the liquidation event, invest a significant portion of your personal income into index funds (which, ironically, perpetuates the system, but hey) and privacy oriented crypto-currencies. Consistent monthly investing in the markets is the only guaranteed way of financial freedom if done long enough (like 30 years), given you don't manage to participate in a liquidation event AND the world economy doesn't completely collapse (small chance on the short term). I think we still have a solid century to go with our current exploitative capitalist system before we reach a point of societal and economic collapse, so there's time to wrestle yourself out of this system.
      After liquidation event of said company, liquidate all your stock options, buy an earth ship on high fertile ground, have some farmland, grow some crops, get some cows and sheep and preferably a dog. Make sure you're somewhere remote, far away from the big world powers. Make sure to diversify your assets in gold and privacy-cryptocurrencies. We need to have physical gold to safeguard our value in case our digital systems fail. Cryptocurrencies are useful if we still have operating internet and we need to transfer money across borders without going through a centralized institutions (so guaranteeing privacy) and will still allow us to trade.
      Settle down, buckle up, and watch the civilized world's great implosion from a safe distance. Food systems will collapse, extreme weather events will increase, climate refugee crises will cause tensions to increase, and a great war will be fought, but you will not have to give two shits about it and just live your life with your farm animals sipping tequila sunrise and reading silly comments on obscure youtube videos.

    • @sumkindacheeto
      @sumkindacheeto Год назад +1

      At the end of the day nobody truly leaves the internet.

  • @ogwarfthedawf
    @ogwarfthedawf Год назад +425

    Okay I want to be part of Exurb1a's D&D campaign. God he'd be a great Dungeon Master.

    • @kingpiplup5258
      @kingpiplup5258 Год назад +5

      Absolutely

    • @evertjanssen
      @evertjanssen Год назад

      Please inform yourself about the rape charges against this man.

    • @flask223
      @flask223 Год назад +6

      Following a collaboration with Exurb1a, a British youtuber, Roelofs was hospitalised in November 2016 for acute stress disorder, post traumatic stress disorder, depression and suicidal ideation. During her 7-month hospitalisation, Roelofs began speaking out against her former work partner who she stated used Reddit to smear her name. Roelofs said the RUclipsr had assaulted and raped her in October 2016, had started threatening her between November-December 2016, and subsequently "blackmailed" her to leave the hospital to talk to him while she was drugged with prescribed medication, and that he raped her while she was unable to fight him. One of the prescribed medications she had been taking was Xanax, a benzodiazepine and well-known date rape drug.

    • @ogwarfthedawf
      @ogwarfthedawf Год назад +15

      @@flask223 What's your source there pal?

    • @seecresy
      @seecresy Год назад +2

      @@flask223 he was not guilty ;›

  • @NA-mg2eb
    @NA-mg2eb Год назад +1

    I'm reminded of that line from Lord of the Rings... "A great eye, lidless, wreathed in flame. It's gaze pierces cloud, shadow, earth, and flesh"

  • @ITSSKUDDUMMY
    @ITSSKUDDUMMY Год назад

    Didn’t expect to get inspiration for my next dnd campaign in an exurb1a video lol

  • @lucillewashington7576
    @lucillewashington7576 Год назад +221

    He truly is such a talented storyteller. An important art to keep alive

    • @colehammill9117
      @colehammill9117 Год назад

      It’s a shame he did such horrible things like assaulting his girlfriend physically and sexually

    • @nicholasboyd-gibbins9763
      @nicholasboyd-gibbins9763 Год назад +11

      He’s also an abuser. Why is no one calling him out for his abusive behaviour? And why don’t people unfollow him. Everyone is supporting the position of power that he is abusing

    • @calvinwill1663
      @calvinwill1663 Год назад

      @@nicholasboyd-gibbins9763 Explain?

    • @ewok-
      @ewok- Год назад

      @@calvinwill1663 Normally don't bother with leaving RUclips comments but figured I could shed some light on what this person is probably talking about. Exurbia has had allegations brought up against him about his sexual and emotional abuse to his ex-gf. Pretty sure he's wanted in a few countries because of this open-investigation. Really sucks because I genuinely enjoy the creative side of Exurbia but, in all likelihood, he's probably a huge piece of shit in real life.
      If you're just a confused fan browsing about I encourage you to NOT take my word for it and look up "Exurbia abuse" or something like that and decide for yourself what you believe. There's multiple articles, videos, and threads talking about it out there that I'm confident you can find for yourself.

    • @ratsarehighinfats3132
      @ratsarehighinfats3132 Год назад +4

      @@nicholasboyd-gibbins9763 Did you click on this video just to comment this?

  • @HecmarJayam
    @HecmarJayam Год назад +34

    From hiding a surprise from a beloved to just experimenting without being judged, from the peaceful solace to the secrets of passage rites. From exposing yourself to unpopular ideas to having sexy time - even if its by myself. Privacy is a core human need.

    • @akalichamp7030
      @akalichamp7030 Год назад +1

      Interesting to think of the possible results a secret-less society could provide, though. If all information was accessible by everyone, equally - It's easy to imagine as a hell for us, but maybe that's a result of our own flaws. I think that secrets could very well be a necessary sacrifice to utopia. A world where lying, adultery, and hypocrisy are nigh impossible, if not outright illogical and contradictory? I feel that if the possibility of "getting away with it" was cast away completely, we would be better people. Of course, there are downsides, as well, as privacy is necessary for the moralities of many, like modesty, for instance.

    • @HecmarJayam
      @HecmarJayam Год назад

      @@akalichamp7030 Yes indeed. Although I don't think humans are mentally equiped to live in that idealistic fantasy state.

  • @forwardever84
    @forwardever84 9 месяцев назад +2

    WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN ALL MY LIFE!!! I asolutely adore you and your satirical outlook! Straight up my alley mate! Oh & btw, i just love the way british people use the word " twat" !!! You are my favorite! So many emotions and information in each video! Im blown away! Gonna watch 'em all! Thank you, really! 😢❤

  • @TURBOMIKEIFY
    @TURBOMIKEIFY Год назад

    That picture of the shadow with the shoes made me think about an art piece being made and named "Fill Yourself In My Shoes". Beautiful, simple, and thought provoking.

  • @GreatBigPillock
    @GreatBigPillock Год назад +122

    3:45
    Real talk, this bit was some masterful comedic timing, given what we heard for the first three minutes. Tremendous. XD

    • @Bruhecc
      @Bruhecc Год назад +2

      Absolutely BRILLIANT, and perfectly executed in every way… heh

  • @gareth7016
    @gareth7016 Год назад +92

    I love the subtle style of images in storytelling, it's simplistic yet beautiful.

  • @elevationsickness8462
    @elevationsickness8462 7 месяцев назад

    I stg this channel keeps me going

  • @AyushSharma-jz1jo
    @AyushSharma-jz1jo Год назад

    Narration at its finest. You are amazing Mr. Exurb1a!!