8 Million Species of Aliens

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  • Опубликовано: 16 ноя 2024

Комментарии • 7 тыс.

  • @SpiralPowerGaming
    @SpiralPowerGaming 2 года назад +237

    Small complaint.
    The baby on board sign ISN’T there for other drivers.
    It’s there so that if in an accident the parents are incapacitated that the first responders will not only know there is a baby in the vehicle and to look for it, but that the parents in the vehicle want the baby to be saved first.
    It’s kind of like saying “Hey, in the event of bad thing, please secure my baby first.”

    • @lurifaks92
      @lurifaks92 Год назад

      it's also for tailgaters to fuck off, kindly.

    • @carterh794
      @carterh794 Год назад +74

      Oh, I thought of it as "sorry for my shitty driving, I have severe anxiety behind the wheel due to the crippling responsibility of parenthood"

    • @SpiralPowerGaming
      @SpiralPowerGaming Год назад +5

      @@carterh794 I loled

    • @somestupiddudewithayoutube4676
      @somestupiddudewithayoutube4676 11 месяцев назад

      @@carterh794’sorry about my driving, I’m trying to do a late abortion’

    • @michaelv9833
      @michaelv9833 10 месяцев назад +5

      Yeah but the parents can create more babies, the babies can’t do shit.

  • @FakeMaker
    @FakeMaker 3 года назад +3801

    I adopted a cockatiel last year. He opened my eyes as to how parrots don't just learn human words as meaningless sounds, but roughly get the meaning of the words. He picked up a lot of them, without me explicitly trying to teach him, for example "Kde je" which is Slovak for "Where is". He only uses it when I leave the room where he is, or whenever he's alone. When I reply with "Tu som"(I'm here) or "Poď"(Come), he will fly over to me. Funny thing is, he also says "Poď" when he wants me to come where he is and pet him or play with him. He also uses "Ahoj"(hello) when I come home from work or when he meets someone new. But then, the cheeky little birb also learned to laugh, and does it whenever I drop something on the ground or have to clean his poop from the floor.

    • @beansworth5694
      @beansworth5694 3 года назад +402

      Your cockatiel is a smart little lad! Mine doesn't talk, but he speaks, if you get me.
      He makes various vocalizations in response to me talking with him, varying in tone and such, or just on his own when he wants something or is feeling something. It is really cool to have a little alien in the house that also appreciates a bit of the ol' talky talk c:

    • @micah3807
      @micah3807 3 года назад +461

      My parrot sarcastically says 'wow' whenever something breaks or someone falls over. It's hilarious and infuriating. She'll watch you fall down the stairs and mock you, and you know she means it

    • @FakeMaker
      @FakeMaker 3 года назад +105

      @@beansworth5694 Yeah, mine does some of that too, like a purr sound with a rising tone which feels like he's asking me "what's this??". It's really awesome having a little buddy at home you can talk to, or sing songs with! He can currently sing melodies like "If you're happy and you know it" or "Tonari no Totoro", and of course my ringtone, thats a classic. :D He also spends the whole day outside of his cage, so usually when I'm having online classes he's on my shoulder, thanks to which I became pretty well known among classmates and teachers as "the parrot guy" lol.

    • @FakeMaker
      @FakeMaker 3 года назад +66

      @@micah3807 Exactly haha! I used to live in a house with a dog, and whenever someone fell or there was a "thud" sound, she'd be really concerned and check if everyone is okay. But the birds? They just find it funny. :D

    • @beansworth5694
      @beansworth5694 3 года назад +43

      @@FakeMaker My little borb is always on my shoulder as well, he makes great company c:
      Your little guy sounds like a lovely character, mine doesn't ask questions to me beyond 'where are you going? be back soon?', but then again, I didn't really teach him how to ask any others

  • @shipwreck9146
    @shipwreck9146 3 года назад +7159

    This whole channel is like, "I learned science, took shrooms, and then wrote some stuff down."
    Absolutely beautiful.

    • @donsanchodelapanza
      @donsanchodelapanza 3 года назад +120

      -It's totally awesome content when getting baked,- -such a cool flow of thought-
      -I also love how the title isn't necessarily- -the general topic of the video, moreso- -the peak discourse that the video builds to,- -how it develops from all those interesting things- -about language, then morphing seamlessly into- -the part about aliens.-

    • @shipwreck9146
      @shipwreck9146 3 года назад +46

      @@donsanchodelapanza ohhhhh!!! I'll have to try watching these high. Idk why I've never thought about that.
      Probably because every time I smoke weed, I go sit in the shower with the lights off, and think about multiverses, and what the fuck is a universe? So I generate my own existential crisis hahaha.
      But aside from that, yeah I fully agree, it takes talent to write as well as he does. With most of my thoughts being in visual form, I don't think I could ever write this well.

    • @roberine7241
      @roberine7241 3 года назад +6

      @@shipwreck9146 maybe learn to draw if your thoughts are only there in visual form.

    • @shipwreck9146
      @shipwreck9146 3 года назад +14

      @@roberine7241 That's a whole different issue.
      my hands don't have great coordination, so drawing is a bit of an issue.
      Maybe if I did practice a lot, I could get better, but I really don't like drawing enough to do that... So, I'm happy with living life the way that I currently am :)
      (I'm a physics major, so not much time for drawing anyway... If I do well enough, I'll be able to explain my thoughts with math)

    • @roberine7241
      @roberine7241 3 года назад +3

      @@shipwreck9146 good luck on that

  • @ronillust
    @ronillust 3 года назад +2757

    Those "door-for-a-head" ants seem to have life figured out.

    • @exynth1a215
      @exynth1a215 3 года назад +107

      literal door, when other ant species attack their colony they block off entrances to their own colony for protection

    • @cabe2074
      @cabe2074 3 года назад +6

      Woahh, hey man

    • @tombyrne1637
      @tombyrne1637 3 года назад +11

      Please look up “exurbia allegations”

    • @cabe2074
      @cabe2074 3 года назад +23

      @Tronik345 second this

    • @fellonacomma1129
      @fellonacomma1129 3 года назад +2

      well at least they have a purpose.........

  • @mikecurry6847
    @mikecurry6847 2 года назад +932

    I hear a really interesting analogy some years ago. Imagine an ant hill next to a highway being built. Will the ants ever even notice that something "unnatural" is happening in their backyard, even killing some of them? We could literally be awash in communication signals and cosmic messages but don't have the ability to even notice. We could be looking at things on telescopes that are wholly artificial and not even know it.

    • @SirTorcharite
      @SirTorcharite 2 года назад +117

      The expansion of visible space being a really slowy constructed interreality highway is my headcanon now.

    • @AverageAlien
      @AverageAlien 2 года назад +11

      pulsars

    • @k.noname1496
      @k.noname1496 2 года назад +97

      @@SirTorcharite Perhaps it's not even slow construction.. How slow seems human being to a fly? Or how slow would an elephant seem to a gastrotrich, which lifespan is shorten than a week? For creatures, like gastrotrich, walking elephant could perhaps seem almost still, like an statue. In that perspective, what is time anyway.. Sun rotates fast af and travels through the universe even faster, yet.. to us it seems almost perfectly still in the clear sky.
      Perhaps, the whole observable universe actually is some sort of multidimensional highway or perhaps some kind of circuit in an alien machine and all the stars are only sparks produced by soldering joints. And the whole process takes less time than the blink of an eye for some giant alien being. Each black hole is the carbon left over after such a spark has cooled, and its "giant" gravity is actually something like static electricity that attracts dust and seed sparks.
      Am I on drugs? Perhaps. Am I wrong? Perhaps not.

    • @SirTorcharite
      @SirTorcharite 2 года назад +31

      @@k.noname1496 Absolutely! All perspective is relative!
      The lives of a pet likely seem long from an old animal passing naturally, while they seem so short in comparison to our lives as humans.
      A race living tens of thousands of Earth years would be inconceivable to us by it's very nature. With so much time available to something why rush to turn and acknowledge something? Why not leisurely adjust your sight to something over a few hundred Earth years? Moving slowly conserves energy and prevents heat buildup!
      Idk about the rest but I'm not knowledgeable enough or arrogant enough to believe I know much of anything at all with certainty! Let alone knowing well enough to criticize ideas on metaphysics and the general unknown!
      Hoping I last long enough to see some major discoveries in that direction though!

    • @leahcornelius
      @leahcornelius 2 года назад

      @@k.noname1496 am also on drugs, can confirm: this man is on drugs. Very nice druggy paragraph mate

  • @esiedler1
    @esiedler1 3 года назад +5632

    exurb1a is like my dad, he leaves, comes back, makes me laugh and leaves again

    • @cyberlemon9840
      @cyberlemon9840 3 года назад +42

      oof

    • @sebastiankirby4651
      @sebastiankirby4651 3 года назад +58

      lil bit too relatable

    • @Pokekart47
      @Pokekart47 3 года назад +23

      Dude your channel is so weird, what's going on there

    • @o_q
      @o_q 3 года назад +5

      bot + ratio + yb better

    • @Icarus_37
      @Icarus_37 3 года назад +10

      Instead of coming back I just get a new dad every 2 years

  • @KaitiansCountryballs
    @KaitiansCountryballs 3 года назад +14427

    British existential crisis turtle is back and now he's learnt linguistics

    • @explosionbruh1875
      @explosionbruh1875 3 года назад +243

      About fucking time

    • @CigLivery
      @CigLivery 3 года назад +296

      Can't wait until he learn witchcraft and dark magic

    • @littelcreatchure506
      @littelcreatchure506 3 года назад +36

      baby's first words

    • @prolska
      @prolska 3 года назад +16

      he learned**

    • @J2982able
      @J2982able 3 года назад +23

      @@prolska Okay grammar nazi, but shouldn't it be " .. until he learnS witchcraft ..." ?

  • @TheInquisitiveMug
    @TheInquisitiveMug 3 года назад +14829

    "Show you where the crayfish hibernate" is the same as "I'm gonna put you in the GROUND". Craw/Crayfish tunnel into the ground and build little mud towers at the surface. My back yard is frickin' plagued with them.

    • @johndoeanon445
      @johndoeanon445 3 года назад +402

      Do crayfish come out of the water or is your back yard a lake?

    • @miriamlester367
      @miriamlester367 3 года назад +503

      similar to 'you'll be sleeping with the fishes'

    • @rodrigochiberioseixas193
      @rodrigochiberioseixas193 3 года назад +123

      Cant you boil then? anduille sausage, corn, potatoes, seasoing...hmmmm ahhahahaha

    • @asploopyperson8877
      @asploopyperson8877 3 года назад +28

      ill be sure to clarify next time i use the phrase :)

    • @austin2112
      @austin2112 3 года назад +30

      Eat them

  • @ambaaditya6366
    @ambaaditya6366 Год назад +133

    "Language isn't just for pointing, it's the ether in which we distribute abstractions"
    Wow.....that is the most beautiful thing I've heard in a while

  • @SeenSven
    @SeenSven 3 года назад +5190

    For university I have to write a poetry text. You will serve as great inspiration :)
    Thanks for all you did for me, your videos mean so much to many of us.

    • @matteo5881
      @matteo5881 3 года назад +9

      Agreed

    • @Cosmic_Taco
      @Cosmic_Taco 3 года назад +2

      Hello

    • @tombyrne1637
      @tombyrne1637 3 года назад +67

      @UClo5eAy8IjMcxhEqirRgKqA it pusses me off that barely anyone knows about it. I watched exurbia for like 3 years and only found out about it a few months ago. He’s managed to completely silence it on his discord and Reddit.

    • @rodriguezelfeliz4623
      @rodriguezelfeliz4623 3 года назад +2

      You should do it about Kant

    • @lemony3044
      @lemony3044 3 года назад +21

      @@tombyrne1637 yeah he just deleted my comment

  • @hrrsev
    @hrrsev 3 года назад +939

    the amount of stock videos and images this man has under his grip is amusing, he's the shit

    • @kelpdock8913
      @kelpdock8913 3 года назад +55

      He just bought shutterstock as a whole

    • @tombyrne1637
      @tombyrne1637 3 года назад +14

      No he’s not, please look up “exurbia allegations”

    • @aayush8377
      @aayush8377 3 года назад +80

      @@tombyrne1637 can we just enjoy the content he brings us instead of headbutting into controversy on someone cause they're famous?

    • @kelpdock8913
      @kelpdock8913 3 года назад +81

      @@aayush8377 But Tom Byrne needs attention! He has to spam on hundreds of comments so he can have people agree with him. If you’ve seen him talking in other comment threads it’s clear he doesn’t know shit about what he’s talking about and is just looking to hate on someone

    • @Kallixede
      @Kallixede 3 года назад +31

      @@tombyrne1637 and how is that even remotely related? In my opinion, I'm here for the content, I couldnt care less about the drama. So shut up, take a breather and realize what you're doing is useless and stupid

  • @Waffle_6
    @Waffle_6 3 года назад +2027

    “john le fucker” is quite possibly the funniest history bit i learned yet

    • @tombyrne1637
      @tombyrne1637 3 года назад +29

      Damn that’s cool look up “exurbia allegations” tho

    • @kelpdock8913
      @kelpdock8913 3 года назад +5

      @@tombyrne1637 Why tho

    • @Kommencentz
      @Kommencentz 3 года назад +60

      @@kelpdock8913 *Lemony and Tom Bryne can't be trusted!*
      .
      .
      .
      ,
      .
      They kidnapped my dog and made it sodomize my cat while the cat was forced to lick my birds bunghole all while forcing my goldfish to watch. They are horrible people that need to own up to these accusations that have no hard evidence and haven't been proving in a court of law.

    • @ihatetaki6017
      @ihatetaki6017 3 года назад +15

      I'm sorry to do this, but I used to love him too. Please look up "Exurbia allegations". He assaulted a girl and used her as an experiment.

    • @tombyrne1637
      @tombyrne1637 3 года назад

      @@kelpdock8913 ^^^

  • @kazoo_man2166
    @kazoo_man2166 2 года назад +482

    After about 14 minutes I realized that this guy deserves my subscription. He is getting to some deep philosophical stuff now

    • @nenmaster5218
      @nenmaster5218 2 года назад +8

      Can we all agree we need more of these 'deep, unbiased Think-Sessions'?
      Man, even Darkmatter25 and Hbomberguy do such nice well-rounded videos and they're epic af.

    • @ethanwhite9332
      @ethanwhite9332 2 года назад +4

      He doesn’t, look him up

    • @thegreatestoctopus9739
      @thegreatestoctopus9739 Год назад +3

      @@ethanwhite9332 just stop alright

    • @ethanwhite9332
      @ethanwhite9332 Год назад +2

      @@thegreatestoctopus9739 I don’t recall commenting about what he did more than once so don’t worry I’m not out there slandering people. But he definitely doesn’t deserve attention on social media, he is a broken man who has driven himself mad picking apart every aspect of life, due to that he’s made some very reprehensible decisions and needs to get himself fixed before he gets any respect from others. Everyone’s flawed, especially supposed ‘deep thinkers’.

    • @comforth3898
      @comforth3898 Год назад +13

      ​@@ethanwhite9332 His content is awesome.
      His personal life is his business.

  • @zynxasphinxa7796
    @zynxasphinxa7796 3 года назад +2102

    Thank you. For some these videos may just be, “haha existential crisis” but for me, every time I watch your videos, I just gain a new appreciation for life and the world around me. Thank you.

    • @ari638
      @ari638 3 года назад +14

      Same :') it's beautiful

    • @spartanstone837
      @spartanstone837 3 года назад +12

      Agreed. This man is a gem all his own.

    • @youwantmyname9208
      @youwantmyname9208 3 года назад +5

      Before were looking at the cosmic life, even our own planet, consists quadrillions of life

    • @joshuahansen7018
      @joshuahansen7018 3 года назад +4

      I couldn’t agree more. Definitely makes you appreciate life

    • @bell5027
      @bell5027 3 года назад

      Yes

  • @somniad
    @somniad 3 года назад +1669

    "We look like ants from not that far up."
    Something about this hit me all at once. Christ, what a fantastic point. You're right, of course. It's easy to get lost in myself and forget how true this is.

    • @ts.arthur
      @ts.arthur 3 года назад +34

      Right? I don't know what it is about this phrase, but it made me choke on the coffee I was drinking and stare blankly at the ceiling for a few minutes. Space turtle did it again.

    • @somniad
      @somniad 3 года назад +1

      @@ts.arthur Glad I'm not the only one.

    • @Drekromancer
      @Drekromancer 3 года назад +6

      @@somniad Rest assured, you're not. We're all spinning around on this little blue marble together.

    • @danielcarline8681
      @danielcarline8681 3 года назад +18

      thing is we're not even as organised as ants!

    • @drcashmoney7507
      @drcashmoney7507 3 года назад +13

      same with us kinda making fun of them loosing their shit when we step near their Colony. Like imagine a universe sized being showing up in the sky, we'd lose our shit aswell

  • @DigiNeko
    @DigiNeko 3 года назад +1064

    thanks great turtle for this blessed video

  • @ЛевАронов
    @ЛевАронов 2 года назад +59

    i just love the mixture of humor and philosophy, how the story is tied together and how it is told, you can't even notice how the topic is changing, and then you're like ow wait how did we get here?
    absolutely amazing man, let alone your perfect british accent, you are crazy talented!

  • @iMrFatty
    @iMrFatty 3 года назад +341

    08:00
    *23 seconds of silence*
    "i'd say my biggest weakness is perfection"
    got me so dead

  • @TheGroovyGuitarDude
    @TheGroovyGuitarDude 3 года назад +1712

    exurb1a videos never fail to make me question everything I know about life

  • @quirk3
    @quirk3 3 года назад +830

    “Dad, shut the FUCK up!”
    I just burst out laughing in the middle of the street. Well played.

    • @kelpdock8913
      @kelpdock8913 3 года назад +1

      Lmao nice

    • @shabanabader2948
      @shabanabader2948 3 года назад +13

      Why are you watching RUclips videos while in the middle of a street?
      Get to a side bro and get off the road bro, we don't want you to get hit by a car

    • @keymash-aimciamciamalk8630
      @keymash-aimciamciamalk8630 3 года назад

      @@badbadthingss how long ago did this experiment A thing pop up?

    • @keymash-aimciamciamalk8630
      @keymash-aimciamciamalk8630 3 года назад

      @@boncoderz1430 so they just decided now was a good time to bring it to light and started raising money? Kinda suspicious to me

    • @sharrpshooter1
      @sharrpshooter1 3 года назад

      @@badbadthingss The accusations have been debunked, he was in a relationship with a verbally abusive ex who filled a report on him bc she was jealous and she lost the court case

  • @isauthentic9280
    @isauthentic9280 2 года назад +95

    Oh my gosh you are a GENIUS. You take these topics of language, cursing, and alien communication, mix them all together in a continuous interesting narrative, add in good humor, and give a philosophical lesson. Absolute incredible storytelling. Good job!

  • @DamienZshadow
    @DamienZshadow 3 года назад +1240

    I am laughing so hard over the idea of our post-apocalyptic descendants thinking that digging up nuclear waste will bring people back from the dead. I want this to be a plot to a novel so bad!

    • @lenny3735
      @lenny3735 3 года назад +23

      This is not a place of honor

    • @nathanj202
      @nathanj202 3 года назад +63

      If enough of it is still active that it’s glowing it’s not hard to believe at all. “Of course the glow powder is magic what else could it be?”

    • @Deeplycloseted435
      @Deeplycloseted435 3 года назад +23

      Sort of the Church of the Child of Adam in Fallout 4. They worship the nuclear waste. Live inside a nuclear sub. Nut jobs. Of course humans would do that. No clean water and very little food; people will lose their shit. We already have far too many dumb ass MF’ers.

    • @Captianmex1C0
      @Captianmex1C0 3 года назад +24

      @@Deeplycloseted435 well to be fair, radiation in fallout does give you immortality through goulification

    • @occhiolista
      @occhiolista 3 года назад +11

      this looks like a place of honor, i wonder what good deeds can be found here

  • @Space_Reptile
    @Space_Reptile 3 года назад +148

    "im showing you where the crayfish hibernate" is threating to bury someone under the ground in the middle of nowhere, kinda like telling someone to watch the grass grow from below

  • @enkh-erdenebatbold1177
    @enkh-erdenebatbold1177 3 года назад +633

    Exurb1a: Featherless birds
    Diogenes: Are you fucking kidding me.

    • @thepacific2933
      @thepacific2933 3 года назад +19

      He would be pissed

    • @parknplay8328
      @parknplay8328 3 года назад +38

      I still think it's funny, but I think the one he hated was "featherless BIPED"

    • @tonydai782
      @tonydai782 3 года назад +10

      @@parknplay8328 He literally plucked a chicken clean to prove his point

    • @parknplay8328
      @parknplay8328 3 года назад +3

      @@tonydai782 yeah I know, I'm just saying it was "featherless biped" not "featherless bird", because humans can't even be described as featherless birds, but both humans and a plucked chicken can be considered "featherless bipeds". His whole point was that "featherless biped" was not a description exclusive to humans

    • @michaelwerkov3438
      @michaelwerkov3438 3 года назад +4

      i AM A CHICKEM

  • @steph_dreams
    @steph_dreams 2 года назад +19

    This is one of my favorites. I feel like the internet shows people so many “miracles” that we are desensitized to the beauty inherent in not only life, but survival. This captures that, and also the utter complexity of community that exists in populations: ant workers, soldiers, queens and etc all fulfill a purpose in the colony that is both communicatory and self sacrificial, much as the individual cells in our body operate. If we are ‘alive’ and ‘conscious’, then why not an ant colony, all communicating and cooperating for the greater good of the groups survival? It’s the same thing, but it exists at a different level of organization

  • @stifledvoice
    @stifledvoice 3 года назад +248

    No worries, if I've learned anything from tv shows like Dr. Who and Star Trek, almost all aliens converse in standard English.

    • @john.d.rockefeller2538
      @john.d.rockefeller2538 3 года назад +71

      That just means the British empire spread a bit farther than we think.

    • @jussikout1n
      @jussikout1n 3 года назад +24

      Nay. Tardis has a translation matrix and in Trek they have universal translator. The standard English you hear just happens to be the language of the adventurers depicted. And that is the real stomp! For sure, in Trek at least there should be crew from all nationalities even among the officers.

    • @anarchoraven
      @anarchoraven 3 года назад +4

      @@jussikout1n In some star trek episodes the universal translator malfunctions. Star trek is usually really self aware.

    • @jussikout1n
      @jussikout1n 3 года назад +3

      @@anarchoraven Your comment is "Temba, his arms open!" You might be referring to an episode of TNG "Darmok". And yes, that is an excellent, touching episode.
      There may be others.

  • @mro9629
    @mro9629 3 года назад +817

    I appreciate how you can teach us topics with a level of humor and intelligence

    • @rodriguezelfeliz4623
      @rodriguezelfeliz4623 3 года назад +2

      @@ShawtgunHobo yikes... that sucks

    • @ippanpedrozo1162
      @ippanpedrozo1162 3 года назад +33

      too bad he's under investigation for emotionally and sexually abusing a woman and hiding from law enforcement...

    • @notalex8003
      @notalex8003 3 года назад +17

      @@ippanpedrozo1162 Literally not hiding, he just posted a video which shows he has free time

    • @tombyrne1637
      @tombyrne1637 3 года назад +14

      @@notalex8003 he hid from the police in 2016 and the victim literally was the one who actually found him. Now he’s in an ongoing court case, which people generally aren’t put in jail for.

    • @frankycool45
      @frankycool45 3 года назад +7

      @@notalex8003 i mean if the police are looking for him and hes not showing himself . I think thats hiding . Do you not ?

  • @arturomacor3615
    @arturomacor3615 3 года назад +499

    As a non-native English speaker, I appreciate the bit that shows how absurd the language can be and is for everyone who learns it later in life. Loved the rest of the video as well, you can always put me in an existential kind of mood and I appreciate it.

    • @Goat_Eye
      @Goat_Eye 3 года назад +3

      It's absurd for us as well, just moreso for you.

    • @mikechacon9536
      @mikechacon9536 3 года назад +2

      Do you think this might be true? ruclips.net/video/CqIujvFf1rs/видео.html
      Supposedly exurb1a did some not very good things to someone. I understand that recently theirs been some youtube bots spamming links in youtube sections but I promise you i am not one of them.

    • @somajeviczki6688
      @somajeviczki6688 3 года назад +13

      @@mikechacon9536 Oh boy, look at the bot's other comments.
      Don't click it.

    • @orbismworldbuilding8428
      @orbismworldbuilding8428 3 года назад +2

      @@somajeviczki6688 bruh I'm not a bot either and I'm copy-pasting a message about this everywhere too.
      It's ok to like his art and be inspired by it. It's ok to look up to exerb1a's best qualities. It's ok to enjoy his videos.
      I do too.
      But harm that is done needs to be addressed, compensation needs to be given, and provided it doesn't continue to be done, then things are better.
      I don't think he shoukd rot in jail or die or some stupid shit like that, I don't think anyone should but he needs to do something to account for his actions.
      Lastly, people are made of parts. It would be hard to find a person who is exclusively good and upstanding parts, so value the good parts people have.
      I don't think people should burn in hell or be tormented for what they do, I just want harm to at all times to all people be minimized. It's possible, but it takes a lot of change from how things are currently done.

    • @isaiahcameron7897
      @isaiahcameron7897 3 года назад +3

      I’m a native English speaker. Our language is horrible and I feel genuine distress every time I try to imagine trying to figure it out for the first time as an adult. I have so much respect for people that do that.

  • @BaskingBall14
    @BaskingBall14 2 года назад +28

    I haven't laughed so hard in years. The interview scene was awesome.

    • @placiddocu
      @placiddocu Год назад +3

      Hello there
      This is just a friendly reminder. Just laughed my d*** off when rewatching the scene.
      Thought you might also.
      Have a great one!

  • @stygn
    @stygn 3 года назад +1473

    Apparently the "Baby on board" sign is to tell emergency personnel like police, ambulance and fire fighters that there is a baby on board in case the vehicle has been in an accident. To make sure that people actually get a use out of this sign I purposefully try to cause vehicles with this sign to end up in accidents.

    • @cybersentient4758
      @cybersentient4758 3 года назад +127

      Sigma male grindset 🗿

    • @3_ormorecharacters
      @3_ormorecharacters 3 года назад +16

      better than us all

    • @Rafael-ly7hr
      @Rafael-ly7hr 3 года назад +16

      I always thought it was so people drive extra safe around a car like that 🤔🤷‍♂️

    • @Blufolf3
      @Blufolf3 3 года назад +42

      @@Rafael-ly7hr I think that is the reason, but the joke is that no one tries to be dangerous and purposefully crash, so.why would the sign make the outcome any different

    • @cornishcactus
      @cornishcactus 3 года назад +13

      More so than that it's to tell emergency services there *should* be a baby in this car as they used to have a habit of either being yeeted out or if old enough running away.
      I think now they're so common, and never removed when they aren't onboard; it's ignored

  • @mephisto_ow
    @mephisto_ow 3 года назад +175

    "What is my purpose?"
    "You're a door!"
    "Oh my god..."

  • @moisthighboi6558
    @moisthighboi6558 3 года назад +1110

    Being from Georgia it is very weird to see a brithis guy that knows about our existence, let alone talk in a positive fasion about our language. It's such a bizarre experience. Thank you, existential space turtle, greetings from the land of the wolves 🇬🇪

    • @svartkonst666
      @svartkonst666 3 года назад +31

      I'm not Georgian, but I love your country and language, which I'm learning, and I was also positively surprised when he started speaking about Georgia and Georgian! Most people have no idea that you exist, and Americans think the only Georgia on Earth is theirs.

    • @moisthighboi6558
      @moisthighboi6558 3 года назад +23

      @@svartkonst666 yeah, not only Americans though, I have to specify which Georgia I mean to Europeans as well.
      P.S.
      Good luck on learning Georgian. It sounds rough at first but when you get the hang of it, it's absolutely gorgeous.

    • @franciscocamacho6058
      @franciscocamacho6058 3 года назад +2

      @@moisthighboi6558 pun intended?

    • @moisthighboi6558
      @moisthighboi6558 3 года назад +5

      @@franciscocamacho6058 yes

    • @durere
      @durere 3 года назад +8

      I'm Romanian over here, calligraphy and language are passions of mine, and I find your language and scribbles very intriguing. Ahem-also your laws on marijuana-ahem.
      And to be honest I first heard of _your_ Georgia when the ruskies came with the tanks, and it was on the news, and a lady from America was like "I'm looking out the window and can't see any tanks, help".
      M'name's also George, I am having visions of that Xzibit meme. George is talking to George about Georgia, but not the American Georgia the other Georgia.
      Spent too much time in this bath tub, I can feel my brain wrinkling like me toes.

  • @esd3765
    @esd3765 3 года назад +280

    'Arrival' is an awesome movie that's based around this premise of how much of a struggle it would be to actually communicate with aliens, even if we did come in contact with them.

  • @v._vanja6515
    @v._vanja6515 3 года назад +217

    As a Serbian person, putting in the hedgehog expression made me remember all the times I’d hear my relatives say it lol

  • @Hexagy
    @Hexagy 3 года назад +690

    "Is that a Fucking penguin." Nearly had me throwing up of laughter

    • @IamINERT
      @IamINERT 3 года назад +2

      A fucking penguin with an assault riffle

    • @lachlanpaterson5188
      @lachlanpaterson5188 3 года назад +1

      Just letting you know exurb1a sexual assaulted a women: ruclips.net/video/CqIujvFf1rs/видео.html

    • @lachlanpaterson5188
      @lachlanpaterson5188 3 года назад +1

      @@IamINERT Just letting you know exurb1a sexual assaulted a women: ruclips.net/video/CqIujvFf1rs/видео.html

    • @lachlanpaterson5188
      @lachlanpaterson5188 3 года назад +1

      @Andrei Salvaleon Just letting you know exurb1a sexual assaulted a women: ruclips.net/video/CqIujvFf1rs/видео.html

    • @gargeebanerjee2333
      @gargeebanerjee2333 3 года назад +3

      @@lachlanpaterson5188 not proved

  • @Rippleedd
    @Rippleedd Год назад +47

    Omfg. I no longer think finding you was a coincidence. It's like hearing my thoughts simplified back to me

  • @jako2197
    @jako2197 3 года назад +459

    "Uhh... homies I don´t mean to be egregious, but is that a rether sizable apex predator over there? " Comedy gold

    • @noct_oce
      @noct_oce 3 года назад +4

      hey homie, I don't mean to be egregious but it's spelled egregious

    • @mikechacon9536
      @mikechacon9536 3 года назад +1

      ruclips.net/video/CqIujvFf1rs/видео.html

    • @jako2197
      @jako2197 3 года назад +3

      @@noct_oce Well, that’s what happens when your aren’t a native speaker and heard a word for the first time. Thanks for the correction tho :) . And I will edit the comment because “there” is misspelled too and that’s just another level of stupidity.

    • @SCRKT007
      @SCRKT007 3 года назад +6

      Bruh theres a lion thats poggers lets hunt em down and get the dubs! sheesh

    • @sharrpshooter1
      @sharrpshooter1 3 года назад +1

      @@mikechacon9536 The accusations have been debunked, he was in a relationship with a verbally abusive ex who filled a report on him bc she was jealous and she lost the court case

  • @shann2446
    @shann2446 3 года назад +463

    You have literally made me interested in so many philosophical and psychological concepts. I love to take a minute to just think about how incredibly absurd and amazing humans are. I’m so happy that you posted a new video ❤️
    Thank you all for informing me of the bad accusations about exurb1a. I really had no idea and I will make sure to look into it. His videos and knowledge I am happy to have known and that won’t change (because it really has made a difference and I think it would be wrong of me to say I “magically” hate everything he’s done because that’s just a lie). I won’t support him if it is proven or extremely suspected that he’s done bad things.
    Well this definitely didn’t make my day better

    • @DanceySteveYNWA
      @DanceySteveYNWA 3 года назад

      He metaphorically made me interested

    • @zyncxec3658
      @zyncxec3658 3 года назад +9

      Sorry to break it to you but there is a lot of evidence of him doing some effed up shit just search up exurb1a accusations

    • @tombyrne1637
      @tombyrne1637 3 года назад +5

      Please look up “exurbia allegations”

    • @josephjoestar77
      @josephjoestar77 3 года назад +21

      Bring your cancel culture agenda somewhere else

    • @zyncxec3658
      @zyncxec3658 3 года назад +3

      @@josephjoestar77 cancel culture? Your quick to call out anything you dislike without looking at the evidence. Seems like your the one bringing cancel culture here. All I did was inform OP to educate themselves but you'd like it for them to stay ignorant

  • @Praecantetia
    @Praecantetia 3 года назад +248

    You got me crying lightly at the rant of how we have aliens as animals. Which of course, if one has been around edutainers on youtube makes perfect sense- but still is shockingly beatifull to hear someone summarize and put it to words.

    • @kelpdock8913
      @kelpdock8913 3 года назад +2

      He also told us we have aliens as Indians

    • @danschmo7413
      @danschmo7413 3 года назад

      south park did it.

    • @mikechacon9536
      @mikechacon9536 3 года назад +3

      Did you hear about the alligations ruclips.net/video/CqIujvFf1rs/видео.html
      Apperantly exurb1a isnt such a good guy maybe. Im not a bot btw.

    • @ilmanti
      @ilmanti 3 года назад +1

      He always gets me teary eyed when he does these little rants. I don't know why.

    • @keymash-aimciamciamalk8630
      @keymash-aimciamciamalk8630 3 года назад +9

      @@mikechacon9536 if there was proof he would be in prison, innocent until proven guilty

  • @RazzleJazzle420
    @RazzleJazzle420 Год назад +6

    Idk how I just found you but this is awesome. Simple topics, then down the rabbit hole and you don't know where you'll end up. Makes you sit there for a couple minutes after the video ends and contemplate life. Well done, keep it up

  • @ApexHerbivore
    @ApexHerbivore 3 года назад +134

    18:01 ant dude at top of frame casually hitching a lift while his mate does all the work is the most human ant behaviour I've ever seen

    • @dydlus
      @dydlus 3 года назад +35

      I like that the possibilities for that situation are:
      1. The ant on top is injured and the one carrying it is doing so to help it
      2. The ant on top is a lazy bastard
      And yet both are very human behaviours.

  • @Beowulf03
    @Beowulf03 3 года назад +73

    Fun fact about those Baby On Board signs. The intention is to show first responders, should you be in a serious crash, that there is an infant in the wreckage and they should prioritize saving them.

    • @sayochikun3288
      @sayochikun3288 3 года назад +4

      I thought they are for preventing unnecessary horns and arguments over windows to not harm the child

    • @SomeGuy-gc8zs
      @SomeGuy-gc8zs 3 года назад +9

      I always thought it was just a little "hey, some extra caution, please." I'm not sure if you've noticed, but people tend to drive like complete and total morons, even if they're otherwise reasonable, intelligent and considerate individuals. However, seeing a visible reminder that they may be endangering someone else, particularly a baby, may remind them to be more careful, sort of like how you're much more mindful of your speedometer when you see whatever your local PD uses for unmarked vehicles. The idea that it's there for first responders, however, never occurred to me, although it does make sense now that you mention it.

    • @TM-wm7om
      @TM-wm7om 3 года назад

      Those stickers always annoy me. I will try to avoid crashing into you no matter if you have a sticker on your car or not and you should be careful as well. The sticker will change nothing.
      The idea that it may be there for first responders is something I haven't thought about yet.

    • @carsonlove531
      @carsonlove531 8 месяцев назад

      @@TM-wm7omwell that’s why the original commenter said the first responder thing… 🙄

  • @tristanlassche3560
    @tristanlassche3560 3 года назад +152

    The ant has a door for a head, so that when the colony is under attack, they can quickly seal of entrances

    • @David-zy1lr
      @David-zy1lr 3 года назад +7

      His name is Door-for-a-head Johnson

    • @anthonyasp1295
      @anthonyasp1295 3 года назад +3

      @@David-zy1lr you make him sound like an inter dimensional cable character.

  • @MikaHusk
    @MikaHusk 2 года назад +32

    I am loving this so much, you balance savage comedy with intellectually driven philosophical quotes and lines, and it just works so god damn well

  • @VHenrik007
    @VHenrik007 3 года назад +175

    The movie Arrival does a great job at representing this problem.
    God I love your videos, and I'm glad that I can understand what you are saying to all of us, and that I can tell you how many times you inspired me to do things, and motivated me. Best RUclips content creator ever.

    • @franksmadale
      @franksmadale 3 года назад +5

      Sapir-Whorf hypothesis

    • @tombyrne1637
      @tombyrne1637 3 года назад +7

      Please look up “exurbia allegations” tho

    • @peter-sw1pm
      @peter-sw1pm 3 года назад +2

      @@tombyrne1637 Disproven lol

    • @lemony3044
      @lemony3044 3 года назад +1

      @@peter-sw1pm link?

    • @reversed5552
      @reversed5552 3 года назад

      @@lemony3044 It was settled in court you can find the case online. It was thrown out due due insufficient evidence.

  • @davin6107
    @davin6107 3 года назад +190

    Just finished reading your book "The fifth science" and it was sooo good. Really appreciate your great work. Keep it up!!!

    • @justnot5401
      @justnot5401 3 года назад

      @ttt looks like Albedo from Genshin Impact

    • @ShawtgunHobo
      @ShawtgunHobo 3 года назад +20

      YOU SHOULD READ HIS POLICE REPORT WHILE YOU'RE AT IT, YOU KNOW, WHEN HE RAPED A MENTALLY ILL WOMAN IN BULGARIA?

    • @Mr.Calm.
      @Mr.Calm. 3 года назад

      What???

    • @davin6107
      @davin6107 3 года назад

      @@justnot5401 cant be (yes)

    • @bugdracula1662
      @bugdracula1662 3 года назад +5

      @@ShawtgunHobo source?

  • @volcryndarkstar
    @volcryndarkstar 3 года назад +403

    "They're busy dealing with their own shit."
    **shows dung beetle dealing with someone else's shit**

    • @CanIHasThisName
      @CanIHasThisName 3 года назад +87

      It acquired said shit by conquest. It owns the shit now.

    • @lucasfc4587
      @lucasfc4587 3 года назад +31

      He put work into that shit, so by the philosophy of Locke, it’s morally his shit. Shit

    • @boldCactuslad
      @boldCactuslad 3 года назад +6

      @@lucasfc4587 based

    • @jimhalpert9898
      @jimhalpert9898 3 года назад +2

      r/photurb1acontroversia

    • @Plougmann
      @Plougmann 3 года назад +6

      @@CanIHasThisName dammit that's funnier than what I had in mind. I yield. You win this round

  • @angrybees-cd3nw
    @angrybees-cd3nw 2 года назад +10

    everytime. every single time, I get so upset that the video is over. Every single one it so good that i dont even realize its over. Your content is so good and great.

    • @Hamzaibrahimwastaken
      @Hamzaibrahimwastaken 6 месяцев назад

      Watch sysiphus 55 ,
      His content is similar but a little lower in quality, but I think you will get the same high

  • @quirk3
    @quirk3 3 года назад +139

    Yawning is apparently a signal for the tribe to go to sleep. That’s why it’s contagious. Fun (theoretical) fact.

    • @kelpdock8913
      @kelpdock8913 3 года назад +8

      Wait what no way

    • @sarjulia
      @sarjulia 3 года назад +25

      I read some research on why animals yawn: it is a way to signal that either "there is no threat, you can pass the message along and chill out" or "I'm not a threat, just chill out" ... when seen like that, my dog's fake yawns make a helluva lot of sense.

    • @benjaminf8526
      @benjaminf8526 3 года назад +5

      Yeah but none of these explanations get even close to explaining why simply READING the word "yawn" is enough to induce the sympathetic yawn reaction. Meat computers are so fucking weird.

    • @thinkinyblinko6666
      @thinkinyblinko6666 3 года назад

      Why does opiate withdrawal trigger yawning then? I don't think it's that simple, much like everything else there are many layers to it.

    • @theduckmage204
      @theduckmage204 3 года назад +1

      @@benjaminf8526 exactly I yawned as soon as I read the word, stuff is crazy

  • @MediumDSpeaks
    @MediumDSpeaks 3 года назад +273

    I grew up bilingual & loved language. Studied linguistics in college, took many non-language classes taught in French & Japanese, &today at the job I took waiting in a Chinese restaurant to force myself to learn Mandarin faster, I had to translate a Spanish table's needs to another waiter, while having my own table of French Canadians just in French, all the while surrounded by Mandarin & I've never felt an exhaustion quite like 4 language switching back to back today, so this video being what I find when I got out of work couldn't have been more on point, perfectly timed, just by sheer coincidence everything I'm thinking about constantly, especially today. Thank you.
    I didn't work a lot today either, the exhaustion I felt from that language switching though was worse than working a 14 hour non-stop absolutely slammed double then walking 10 minutes to my car. I don't know what it is

    • @Thefreakyfreek
      @Thefreakyfreek 3 года назад +7

      As an adhd whit dyslexia who can read very wel ( it exist I just cant spel ) language has interested me a lot but I never was any good at it except English and Dutch
      Hand writing is also a problem
      Tldr I'm jealous AF

    • @zayl07
      @zayl07 3 года назад +6

      Only makes sense, to be fair.
      Your brain probably isn't used to this, interpreters don't train this stuff for nothing.
      Thus your brain went into overdrive, using up much of your energy, the thing doesn't run on love and kittens after all. (at least on a biological level, still need food for that. hehe)
      That the brain sometimes can hog so much of your resources depending on a situation often slips our minds, pun intended.
      Now excuse me while I'll show myself out. o/

    • @rosemurphy8026
      @rosemurphy8026 3 года назад +4

      @@zayl07 Bold of you to assume kittens aren't food... i mean i agree but still bold of you to assume such...

    • @Thad1999
      @Thad1999 3 года назад +5

      Same reason why some chess players burn the same amount of calories as athletes, I figure

    • @jonathanbrewin8643
      @jonathanbrewin8643 3 года назад

      Sounds much more elegant than the shouting is the same in every language deal that we had at the Chinese place I worked at

  • @Scoltren
    @Scoltren 3 года назад +269

    "They're busy with their own shit, often literally."
    I cannot fathom how fucking massive my cosmic relationship with this channel is

  • @ravingcuriosity6345
    @ravingcuriosity6345 2 года назад +7

    That 8:01 until 8:30 is the most I ever seen someone squeeze out of a stock image! You, sir, made every cent count and won my respect! hahaha

  • @remiwi2399
    @remiwi2399 3 года назад +93

    This video honestly kinda feels like fancy vsauce. A bunch of variety that's all related to a central topic, without losing the thing that makes this channel feel unique.

    • @benjoffe948
      @benjoffe948 3 года назад +8

      This entire *channel* is fancy vsauce by that definition. Also a bit more unhinged and fast and existential. I like it.

    • @lukas-kevynmuller6697
      @lukas-kevynmuller6697 3 года назад +9

      @@benjoffe948 plus the rape alligations

    • @Memlord
      @Memlord 3 года назад +1

      @@lukas-kevynmuller6697 i was searching for this comment

    • @nekoeko500
      @nekoeko500 3 года назад +3

      Vsauce is good, but I this english Kant way better in my opinion

    • @reversed5552
      @reversed5552 3 года назад +1

      @@lukas-kevynmuller6697 False*

  • @DrewishAF
    @DrewishAF 3 года назад +176

    Oddly enough, I actually do ponder about language and communication through they day quite often. My youngest son (7 year old) has a rare genetic condition which made him intellectually impaired and will likely mentally remain a toddler forever. You don't get a solid appreciation for words, communication, information processing, and fine motor control until someone you care for literally doesn't have the capacity for it.
    I wish I knew what's actually going through his mind or how he perceives the world. It's hard to wrap your head around what that must be like. He understands some verbal cues but has a very present, active memory. He gets frustrated a lot because he can't communicate what he wants or understand explanations. I constantly try new things to help him understand, as do the therapists and teachers at his school. But with this kind of diagnosis being untreatable, it's difficult to know what to do.
    That's why I frequently consider words, communication, and body language.

    • @tobydude7462
      @tobydude7462 2 года назад +1

      What's the condition called?

  • @danielpeters2675
    @danielpeters2675 3 года назад +158

    Russian for "I'll bury you". Crayfish go into periods of inactivity in a hole in the ground

    • @SeekingSomeSerenity
      @SeekingSomeSerenity 3 года назад +5

      It's so jarring that saying it in English has a really terrifying effect lol

  • @swiftyskys8948
    @swiftyskys8948 Год назад +3

    Watching every one of your videos right now, and somehow I feel both too high and not high enough for this.

  • @dominicbarr5591
    @dominicbarr5591 3 года назад +172

    The "Baby on board" signs are for first responders finding the vehicle in a crash, so they know to attend to the baby first. :)

    • @garyt4394
      @garyt4394 3 года назад +18

      I'd never thought of it like that. Good point, well made :)

    • @altosack
      @altosack 3 года назад +16

      Yes, but do they flip the sign when the precious poo-poo _isn’t_ aboard?!?

    • @garyt4394
      @garyt4394 3 года назад

      @@altosack - holy f*ck! I never knew that is why ppl do that, either. Thanks for the nugget of wisdom!

    • @altosack
      @altosack 3 года назад +7

      @@garyt4394 - It was sarcasm; in an accident, the sign could flip either way from either starting position. I’m willing to bet the vast majority of people with BoB signs have them because of narcissism, not to direct first responders in an auto accident.

    • @garyt4394
      @garyt4394 3 года назад +6

      @@altosack - D'oh! You got me! I've now gone full circle, back to my belief that BoB signs are for idiots. Cheers for the laugh!

  • @cameronbosworth2349
    @cameronbosworth2349 3 года назад +306

    Quality over quantity, ladies and gentlemen.

    • @WillShakes423
      @WillShakes423 3 года назад +3

      And what it lacks in quantity it makes up for in magnitude.

    • @armourdillo1236
      @armourdillo1236 3 года назад +15

      He was busy dealing with abuse allegations, not making videos lmao

    • @wlt3585
      @wlt3585 3 года назад +4

      @@armourdillo1236 Possibly? If anything this wait time is pretty normal for his content. He's often taken multiple months, often over 3-4

    • @armourdillo1236
      @armourdillo1236 3 года назад

      @@peter-sw1pm I'm glad to have a 13 year old to tell me my comment is defamation. What part of my comment was that? The bit I said he did the abuse? Because I never said that he did shit lmao.

    • @armourdillo1236
      @armourdillo1236 3 года назад

      @@peter-sw1pm oh no I've been exposedby the 13yr old whatever will I do

  • @Galeforce017
    @Galeforce017 3 года назад +49

    Man, these videos are incredible. They always produce such a specific vibe from their comedy, thoughtfulness and existential dread melding into one that despite being a 20 minute informational video (I guess is what I'm calling it.), I kinda just wanna watch it again already. Great job.

  • @GothCookie
    @GothCookie 2 года назад +12

    As a linguistics student, I applaud you, sir. You just recapped most of linguistics I've dedicated 4 years to.

  • @MediumDSpeaks
    @MediumDSpeaks 3 года назад +89

    Yesterday was the day that comes around every few months when I realize I have the need to listen to exurb1a's "Message to Marble 3" which I need to remember the beauty of our life. This inevitably leads to my semi-annual refuel of absolute inundation with flooring astonishment for every aspect of our reality, provided through the slowly, thankfully ever-growing catalogue of exurb1a's. And then today this comes out, to the man who wasted a lot of early life on a linguistics degree. Absolutely perfect.

    • @cromtOH
      @cromtOH 3 года назад +2

      Well said! Agree completely 🙌🙌

    • @kingsleylaurent562
      @kingsleylaurent562 3 года назад

      Message to Marble 3 is a masterpiece

  • @nicolan97
    @nicolan97 3 года назад +211

    Suze Dent and Gyles Brandreth's podcast, Something Rhymes With Purple, has a whole episode dedicated to the origins of swearing. Episode is called 'Lalochzia'. Worth a listen.

    • @AxxLAfriku
      @AxxLAfriku 3 года назад

      OH NOOOOOOOO!!! I have two girlfriends, but very few people on YT are happy for my relationship success. They disl*ke all of the videos I make with my 2 girlfriends. Please be kind, dear andy

    • @mikechacon9536
      @mikechacon9536 3 года назад

      Exurb1a might have done something bad :/
      ruclips.net/video/CqIujvFf1rs/видео.html
      Any thoughts? Not a bot btw.

  • @endlesssummerpictures6329
    @endlesssummerpictures6329 3 года назад +2378

    And when the world needed him the most, he returned.

    • @stickernoodle6197
      @stickernoodle6197 3 года назад +64

      Oh my god SHUT UP

    • @removed629
      @removed629 3 года назад +2

      Pain I commented before you

    • @tombyrne1637
      @tombyrne1637 3 года назад +117

      He should address his rayp court case tho tbh

    • @kydon8101
      @kydon8101 3 года назад +37

      Ι am sick and tired of this comment

    • @JoeNathan42420
      @JoeNathan42420 3 года назад +8

      @@tombyrne1637 someone should feel lucky to have an experience like that

  • @theShadeslayer
    @theShadeslayer 2 года назад +5

    After around a decade spent on RUclips, this might be my favorite video of all time. Perfect balance of humor and informative banter.

  • @Acidpoptarz
    @Acidpoptarz 3 года назад +76

    “language is the ether in which we distribute abstractions” that’s brilliant

  • @onlyjayus
    @onlyjayus 3 года назад +171

    Missed your videos. Thanks for posting

    • @justyouraveragegamer8733
      @justyouraveragegamer8733 3 года назад +5

      I ain’t know u watch exurb1a. I like your vids

    • @prathamkaushal648
      @prathamkaushal648 3 года назад +1

      Damn , What a day . seeing my fav insta person comment on my fav youtube person .

    • @thanosthecoldfire3749
      @thanosthecoldfire3749 3 года назад

      @@prathamkaushal648 now ur life is made, also Jayus you are amazing.

    • @xylothemagnificent420
      @xylothemagnificent420 3 года назад +4

      Ugh what is this racist doing here

    • @Jay-Jay-OT
      @Jay-Jay-OT 3 года назад +9

      Of course the racist watches an abuser

  • @DrJoker1623
    @DrJoker1623 3 года назад +318

    "Я покажу тебе где раки зимуют" is litterally russian "I'll fuck you up"

    • @MDMAx
      @MDMAx 3 года назад +23

      figuratively*

    • @Karolomen
      @Karolomen 3 года назад +13

      it's the same in Polish, only not cyrillic, but also about _raki_ , crayfish.

    • @Drekromancer
      @Drekromancer 3 года назад +8

      The new RUclips translation engine actually got it right!

    • @thames21
      @thames21 3 года назад +6

      @@Drekromancer I’ll show you where the crayfish winter.

    • @Zecuto
      @Zecuto 3 года назад +1

      @@MDMAx in modern English "literally" also has a meaning of "figuratively", you are welcome.

  • @taviherache5210
    @taviherache5210 11 месяцев назад +3

    "We're about to get quite a fucking" is probably the most British thing I have ever heard

  • @alexi4829
    @alexi4829 3 года назад +36

    imagine being the door-headed ant. your job is to be a door, you were born a door, you will die a door (probably by an attacker) and that's your existence holdthedoorhordor.

    • @maxemore
      @maxemore 3 года назад +2

      What is my purpose
      You are a door
      Oh _my god_

  • @WillShakes423
    @WillShakes423 3 года назад +155

    "Oh, most words are fine. Avocado, Saskatchewan, Amphibian Dog Entity."
    Dude, you said that last one like it was a normal thing.
    I love it.

    • @hughjass1976
      @hughjass1976 3 года назад +6

      The brilliance of language, is that you can picture what it looks like, without ever having heard those words put together before

    • @ihatetaki6017
      @ihatetaki6017 3 года назад +3

      I'm sorry to do this, but I used to love him too. Please look up "Exurbia allegations". He assaulted a girl and used her as an experiment.

    • @themightyeagle21
      @themightyeagle21 3 года назад

      That is no true?

    • @PalnPWN
      @PalnPWN 3 года назад +2

      @@ihatetaki6017 more people need to be aware of this. There’s literally currently a warrant out for his arrest.

    • @fossforever512
      @fossforever512 3 года назад +1

      @@ihatetaki6017 and the technology you used to post that comment probably used slave labor to make it (at least in part)
      Let the law act as it will, just because someone who created something has done bad things
      Or just because the act of creating something required bad things in order to be created doesn’t mean the thing that was created is bad
      This videos still hold high value

  • @Ianx1337
    @Ianx1337 3 года назад +30

    "Language is the ether in which we distribute abstractions" - well said.

  • @michaelnoname1518
    @michaelnoname1518 2 года назад +9

    Aside from the amazing intellectual content and personal insight, tears of laughter are rolling down my cheeks! This young man keeps nailing it with every single video he produces!

  • @baggedcoleslaw
    @baggedcoleslaw 3 года назад +105

    having these thoughts be put into words is just fantastic never stop doing what you're doing

  • @romilrh
    @romilrh 3 года назад +71

    8:01 - 8:30 is actually a beautiful and hilarious example of the Kuleshov Effect, where two film shots shown consecutively can convey more meaning than the two shots shown separately

    • @eresoup7229
      @eresoup7229 3 года назад +1

      Thats a really good point I handt thought of it like that haha

    • @theexchipmunk
      @theexchipmunk 2 года назад +5

      At the same time it is also a great example of human communication without language. Its two stock images. They don't change. But the switch and and the zooms covey perfectly the concept of an awquard silence of unbelief.

  • @kowabonga1263
    @kowabonga1263 3 года назад +44

    two images staring at each other is the art masterpiece the world didn't know it deserved

  • @elijahmassey2355
    @elijahmassey2355 2 года назад +4

    How can you bring so many seemingly unrelated areas of understanding, stories, and scientific discoveries all into one beautifully edited video and idea?? Every time I start a video, I know I'll end up somewhere very different. I enjoy the adventure! Keep it up!

  • @wisefool722
    @wisefool722 3 года назад +86

    Exurb1a: Writing Harvard tier essays for a living.

    • @ShawtgunHobo
      @ShawtgunHobo 3 года назад +10

      Exurb1a - can avoid court summons regarding alleged sexual assault of Pieke Roelofs for a living

    • @jimjam6598
      @jimjam6598 3 года назад +9

      @@ShawtgunHobo proof?

    • @SolitaryReaper666
      @SolitaryReaper666 3 года назад +1

      @@jimjam6598 banned in google?

    • @kelpdock8913
      @kelpdock8913 3 года назад +7

      @@ShawtgunHobo he went to court what are you talking about

    • @brujua7
      @brujua7 3 года назад

      @@ShawtgunHobo wow didn´t know anything about that. Lots of sharp minds end up being perverts dam.

  • @CeapaCoolOfficial
    @CeapaCoolOfficial 3 года назад +827

    Well lets hope the aliens will recognize Stewie

    • @mihailmilev9909
      @mihailmilev9909 3 года назад +1

      😭😭😭😭

    • @tombyrne1637
      @tombyrne1637 3 года назад +4

      Please look up “exurbia allegations”

    • @lealicus2047
      @lealicus2047 3 года назад +31

      @@tombyrne1637 please look up "how to get a life"

    • @Dr_Poop_MD
      @Dr_Poop_MD 3 года назад +9

      @@tombyrne1637 allegations mean jack until proven.

    • @RoundHerosProduction
      @RoundHerosProduction 3 года назад +1

      @@Dr_Poop_MD The evidence is quite compelling. A documentary is being made about it and a court case is being built. Look it up. Don't just ignore it. Get informed.

  • @michellekotarski1593
    @michellekotarski1593 Год назад +1

    Brilliant! My son and I enjoy your accent, humor, insight and storytelling immensely!
    Thank you! Peace and love ❤️

  • @emperorsascharoni9577
    @emperorsascharoni9577 3 года назад +55

    I must agree, having a door for a head is hilarious.

  • @Kaebren
    @Kaebren 3 года назад +39

    "evolution is sociopathic" is one of the craziest things I've ever heard

    • @nekoeko500
      @nekoeko500 3 года назад +2

      Everyone's gangsta until you see a hyena giving birth

  • @SibinSedlan
    @SibinSedlan 3 года назад +91

    As a Serbian person hearing our swear idiom for the first time in English, I have to say: Bravo, sir. Bravo!

    • @Tlobe
      @Tlobe 3 года назад +7

      Translating "jebem ti mater glupu u žvalje" just doesn't have the same amount of power behind it.

    • @0aktr
      @0aktr 3 года назад +3

      @@Tlobe FRR, swearing in your first language is more powerful

    • @ustanik9921
      @ustanik9921 3 года назад +6

      What about: Jebem li ti vagon žita i za svako zrno po 100 bogova ajmoo

    • @nonexistent5402
      @nonexistent5402 3 года назад +3

      when someone is confused and asks "koji vagon kurčeva je ovo", it loses its greatness when translated

  • @guts2112
    @guts2112 Год назад +3

    This video is a beautiful thing to behold. Your words bring excitement to my heart and spirit.

  • @Surtwo
    @Surtwo 3 года назад +40

    There was another radio signal, the dutil-dumas message, sent out to various stars and galaxies after the arecibo message. I would recommend downloading and trying to decipher it on your own. It's a good way of seeing both the types of messages we're sending, as well as what sort of process we might have to go through to decode an alien message.

  • @nekoeko500
    @nekoeko500 3 года назад +369

    I love how he makes a huge point for stopping climate change and environmental preservation without making a statement about either aubject

    • @DuckinMyHat
      @DuckinMyHat 3 года назад +48

      It makes me really sad that appreciation for nature is something that needs to be advocated for. Like when people are confronted with the extinction of a species and they say "so what, it won't affect us humans".-- Not only is it a completely stupid statement, it betrays a complete lack of appreciation for that species. What could be more horrifying than the thought of an entire type of animal fading away into the fossil record????? There's literally nothing sadder.

    • @wakatpr6583
      @wakatpr6583 3 года назад +3

      @@DuckinMyHat i know some vegans that would argue to literally kill every animal on earth.
      Wild life = suffering, nothing is more terrible than wild life right, currently animals are slowly being eaten alive (I would quote Richard Dawkins but I can’t remember the line).
      So yeah just wanted to say these kind of argument exist, and that is a funny way of looking at nature.
      Maybe the nicest thing we could do about nature/wild life would be to destroy it ? And in that regard, keeping it would be an egoistic human behavior, as we like nature and find value in it.
      So yeah not necessarily my position, but I think it is definitely true to say that our which of saving the wild life is still egoistic. WE like animals and want to save them.

    • @Ewumm
      @Ewumm 2 года назад +3

      @@wakatpr6583 seems kind of like a rogue AI mindset, which just feels wrong

    • @shadowcween7890
      @shadowcween7890 2 года назад +2

      @@Ewumm kill all life = no suffering and no complaining and it wouldn't be sad, as there would be no one to speculate up on the full extinction

    • @Ewumm
      @Ewumm 2 года назад

      @@shadowcween7890 yeah, but science and philosophy has come no where near answering questions such as how shit existing *really* is, or if it's just a part of the HUMAN condition. perhaps animals can actually feel strong emotions like love and depression and anger, and killing them would be morally wrong. but they may also be like automata, and truly feel no emotions whatsoever, so killing them wouldn't be causing any problems for anyone but ourselves. we just don't know yet.

  • @Master_Conner
    @Master_Conner 3 года назад +463

    The sarcastic British philosophy turtle is back. Hooray

    • @tombyrne1637
      @tombyrne1637 3 года назад +14

      Search up exurbia allegations please 🙏

    • @Master_Conner
      @Master_Conner 3 года назад +79

      @@tombyrne1637 already have. I really do not care unless anything has been proven. Now please stop bothering people.

    • @tombyrne1637
      @tombyrne1637 3 года назад +4

      @@Master_Conner the evidence is there man and even if he didn’t do it he did something shitty and hasn’t addressed it even though it’s been years and also actively silences any discussion of it.

    • @jimhalpert9898
      @jimhalpert9898 3 года назад +2

      Dont search up exurbia allegations! please holy shid man/

    • @hare5179
      @hare5179 3 года назад +49

      @@tombyrne1637 separation of art and artist is a thing you know. Yeah the case is distrubing, but I can and will enjoy the videos. I think most people know about the allegations anyway.

  • @reidakted4416
    @reidakted4416 Год назад +3

    Kind of you to assume I'm capable of crippling a hedgehog.

  • @GahallsTheOneAndOnly
    @GahallsTheOneAndOnly 3 года назад +150

    These videos are somehow, both just a guy talking to us and fuel for all of my existential dread.

    • @tombyrne1637
      @tombyrne1637 3 года назад +6

      Please search up “exurbia allegations”

    • @lemony3044
      @lemony3044 3 года назад +3

      Look up exurb1a alleg ations

    • @DkCr-99
      @DkCr-99 3 года назад +12

      @@lemony3044 spell correctly and prove it.

    • @DkCr-99
      @DkCr-99 3 года назад +17

      @@tombyrne1637 also that does not devalue his content. Just because he has allegations against him doesnt mean his stuff isnt actually good and interesting.

    • @tombyrne1637
      @tombyrne1637 3 года назад +4

      @@DkCr-99 I actually really think it does devalue his content, he’s a philosophy RUclipsr but his viewers don’t know that he’s a shitty person.

  • @Sam-qf4tz
    @Sam-qf4tz 3 года назад +58

    amazing, again. the way that you accurately symbolised earth and the human race, in its infancy with the cosmos and alien life, paralleled to a baby and its first attempt at communication, perfectly scaled, and perceivable by us. youre sick bro ily. i've always felt this way about animals too, i believe them to be physically limited but much deeper into their consciousness than humans and may be perceiving an almost entirely different reality, or further dimensions too

    • @baileyfawcett2778
      @baileyfawcett2778 3 года назад

      @@badbadthingss look it up and make your opinion he meant. Many holes

    • @keymash-aimciamciamalk8630
      @keymash-aimciamciamalk8630 3 года назад

      @@badbadthingss two things: innocent until proven guilty beyond reasonable doubt and also your just driving engagement in the comments which gives him more money so maybe not spam that everywhere? Just a thought

    • @sharrpshooter1
      @sharrpshooter1 3 года назад

      @@badbadthingss The accusations have been debunked, he was in a relationship with a verbally abusive ex who filled a report on him bc she was jealous and she lost the court case

    • @sharrpshooter1
      @sharrpshooter1 3 года назад

      @@badbadthingss howdy again, looks like we meet again. I have heard therapy can help, or atleast not putting yourself in so deep into someone elses problems, sometimes taking a step back and focusing on yourself can help more than you know. This isnt your fight, you dont need to do this

  • @iceeee1245
    @iceeee1245 3 года назад +106

    “Mate I’m gonna show you where the crayfish hibernate” FUCKING KILLED ME

    • @Devonx777
      @Devonx777 3 года назад +4

      Pretty sure thats what it means, to put someone in muddy water lol

    • @dryued6874
      @dryued6874 3 года назад +1

      @@Devonx777 I knew this saying my entire life and only now I've realized what it really means.

  • @volkstarke
    @volkstarke 2 года назад +1

    This is absolutely my favorite channel on YT. Please never go away.

  • @masteryoda5931
    @masteryoda5931 3 года назад +24

    I have no clue how you’re coming up with these amazing ideas and turning them into these videos. Watching them is like watching a movie. Well done !

    • @frankycool45
      @frankycool45 3 года назад +6

      Must be the stress from running from the cops and experimenting /abusing someone makes him come up with new ideas due to the sheer adrenaline ?

    • @kelpdock8913
      @kelpdock8913 3 года назад +8

      @@frankycool45 he’s not running they just aren’t going after him, the police aren’t taking the case seriously, that’s why pieke is campaigning against Dutch police

    • @reversed5552
      @reversed5552 3 года назад

      @@frankycool45 The case was settled years ago. It was thrown out due to insufficient evidence.

    • @sharrpshooter1
      @sharrpshooter1 3 года назад

      @@frankycool45 The accusations have been debunked, he was in a relationship with a verbally abusive ex who filled a report on him bc she was jealous and she lost the court case

    • @sharrpshooter1
      @sharrpshooter1 3 года назад

      @@frankycool45 lmao you must be new cuz you seem to still be anger from the propaganda lmao, you must have a lot of free time huh, guessing still single?

  • @protocol6
    @protocol6 3 года назад +45

    Huh. I would guess "I'm going to show you where the crayfish hibernates" is along the same lines as giving someone a new pair of concrete boots. Either way, you are at the bottom of the river.

    • @cameronscott9399
      @cameronscott9399 3 года назад +6

      Yea some real "sleep with the fishies" vibes

  • @racoon_in_ankhmorpork
    @racoon_in_ankhmorpork 3 года назад +79

    Back to existential crisis turtle giving me chills with his insightful and inspiring words, then. If aliens ever do come to understand enough of us, I hope that it’s words like exurb1a’s that they hear to represent us. I reckon it’s some of the best representation we could ask for. Thank you

  • @lucasnagildo5540
    @lucasnagildo5540 2 года назад +1

    Thank god I found this channel today, I was really needing it

  • @Xehemoth
    @Xehemoth 3 года назад +44

    This is the type of guy that could hand in a 10,000 word essay on "why they like school."
    In the 4th grade, on a 100 word limit.

  • @JJtoob
    @JJtoob 3 года назад +378

    The most fun concept I've heard is that just like some of us would burn ants and kill other living creatures for amusement or do them harm without even realizing, it's possible some aliens could do the same, and not even care.

    • @dionisiskef4922
      @dionisiskef4922 3 года назад +22

      Ah yes, "fun"!

    • @imeanwhoknows8695
      @imeanwhoknows8695 3 года назад +7

      So thats why we have to get advances faster and destroy the aliens before they do to us,, i mean who knows?

    • @acrab7722
      @acrab7722 3 года назад +6

      @@imeanwhoknows8695 problem: if we advance too fast, we’ll run out,of resources.

    • @hansnorleaf
      @hansnorleaf 3 года назад +5

      It is very likely that the human race will go extinct, but its highly unlikely that the cause will be aliens from outer space. Natural or environmental disaster or nuclear war is just so more readily at hand. If we go extinct I think it will happen between 50 and 2000 years from now. If we survive for the next 2000 years we will like become so advanced that we spread out to the stars.

    • @osmark86
      @osmark86 2 года назад +8

      @@imeanwhoknows8695 that mentality is a pretty good reason for any aliens to wipe us out first. dark forest and all that jazz I suppose.

  • @J0N1B0T
    @J0N1B0T 3 года назад +23

    This channel can make me say "Yes I knew that" without angering me. This is another wonderful work of art. Your cat is cute.

  • @nooniesniffer
    @nooniesniffer 2 года назад +10

    8:13 I actually heard crickets outside my window

  • @ancwhor
    @ancwhor 3 года назад +54

    Never left a comment before. But, almost every video you make results in me crying out of existentialism. (In a good way) I appreciate you and I'm sure I'm not the only one.
    Edit: Yep this one did to... Thanks for giving me some hope in humanity. We are pretty cool sometimes and animals are even cooler

    • @amurnotgood3112
      @amurnotgood3112 3 года назад +3

      Ah man, same. I often find myself going back to his old videos and crying

    • @ballsdeep6924
      @ballsdeep6924 3 года назад +2

      It’s got a door for a head

    • @ancwhor
      @ancwhor 3 года назад

      @@amurnotgood3112 He has a way to make you think about life. One of a kind.