So a fun fact about the ethnicity genetic tests, I had a friend who has enough indigenous blood in her to be officially part of a tribe show up on one of those tests with 0 native American blood. The results are based on the pool of test data they have, and the sample pool for native Americans is almost negligible. Until more people with provable ancestry contribute to sample pools, this will continue to happen.
Mine came back 0% Native American thru MyHeritage; and I don’t know what to think. It’s possible that it could be stolen heritage or real. I have dark hair & my skin gets red but doesn’t burn in the sun. By morning it’s tan, not red. People I’ve met randomly have commented on my features, saying I “look indigenous”; although indigenous people can look all different ways.🤦🏽♀️ I’m just saying that I want to know one way or the other for real.🤷🏽♀️✌🏽
@QueenofChaos80 there are features that definitely look like people indigenous to North America. They have high cheekbones, black hair, a similar darker skin tone, and you can often just tell by looking at them if they have a high enough percentage. If someone only has 1/4 or less, you would have a really hard time seeing it. What you're referring to with them "looking different" would likely be from having very little in their DNA. Of course that would look different. It would be like a black person being 1/16th white - you won't likely see it at all. It's weird when people want to pretend like ethnicity doesn't make people look similar to each other. You can often tell when someone is from Britain vs Sweden even though they are both white. You can often see that someone looks Jewish, Arabic, Chinese, or Japanese. It's not wrong to acknowledge these facts. There will always be exceptions to every rule, but you don't throw out the rule because of the small percentage of exceptions.
@@Karamarika I absolutely agree. In the past, I have made the statement that people say I “look indigenous” & have had people come for me in the comments about how ‘not all indigenous people look alike’ & ‘you can’t always tell by appearance’; so I didn’t want to come across wrong to anyone/offend anyone.🤦🏽♀️✌🏽 I was told my whole life that I am the great granddaughter of a Cherokee chief. 🤷🏽♀️ Yet MyHeritage showed 0%. It also popped up East Asian decent & Germanic decent. I expected to see Germany, but definitely not East Asia.🤷🏽♀️✌🏽
I’m pretty sure artificial insemination is when the egg and sperm are put together to make an embryo before being put into the uterus. That’s why she has to take crazy hormones. But the before times was a turkey baster.
People really need to have more knowledge!! Turkey baster style has an almost 0 percent chance of ACTUALLY WORKING due to the fact that the MINUTE semen is exposed to oxygen (air, anything OUTSIDE of a V****a!!) the sperm DIES OFF!! They suffocate and die off. It would take a couple minutes to properly do something like that. By the time you’d get ANY inside of you, you are just putting cold semen in your V****a that has dead sperm. Mind you, this is coming from someone with secondary infertility, and someone who happens to also have a medical background. Not only have I had to go through fertility issues myself but I also have a medical background SPECIFICALLY within the field of reproductive medicine, pregnancy, labor & delivery, and postpartum medicine. Personally speaking, having gone through what patients currently experience, I feel that it makes me a more empathetic and supportive medical professional. Reproductive Endocrinology, which is essentially the specialty medicine you see for when you have trouble conceiving, or if you have conditions that affect fertility, is also a field of medicine and research that spent time in gynecology & obstetrics as well as specialized education in reproduction and endocrinology. It is a wonderful field to be involved in, it is very rewarding and fulfilling, but I would be lying if I were to say that when patients experience loss or failed IVF cycles like what I have experienced personally, that I didn’t really feel for them and understand their grief and pain on a more personal level. Now back to the Turkey Baster thing, this was actually something I had asked years and years ago when I had been a patient, and there has been a few patients who’ve also asked/joked about it, and we have had some same sex couples who have come through and one specific couple who had been attempting essentially this exact thing for her wife to become pregnant. Neither of them understood why after 4 attempts her wife still wasn’t getting pregnant. The conversation then had to be had with them about the reasoning. I would say that based on the amount of patients who have thought that this works, I would say that it is a very unknown thing. I don’t blame anyone for not having the information and education that would help them to know the truth about it, but I will say that the jokes are just old at this point. Genuine misunderstanding and misinformation is one thing, but it’s the ones who are just clearly trying to cover something up or make a joke about it, that is something that all of us get tired of hearing 🤦♀️🤦♀️
Story 1 - There’s a reason artificial insemination is sometimes referred to as “turkey baster”. Not saying grandma is telling the truth, but if she were, I doubt doctors were involved in the process.
@@Desert_Dreamer24they bank semen for this purpose all the time. It has to survive in a container for at least a few minutes up to an hour. If you are doing the deed without medical professionals, it would need to be deposited into a container, then transferred to where the woman was waiting, then transferred from the container to her vagina. That all takes time. Obviously, many sperm will die and it will likely take multiple tries, but it can be done. It helps to keep it as close to body temperature as possible.
@@Desert_Dreamer24 yeah but if it is a lot in small contined place, like small cold jar it has change, it all depends how fast they do it after getting sample, they also would be chance if he froze it but at that times smaller then first option, that is why you still have change to get pregnet when semen hits your private parts but in theory wasen't "inside"...
For those who don't know, when you get a surrogate they need to be proven to be able to give birth so show they can one: have kids, two: have a kid safely, three: have an idea of what it would mean to give up a child. Also the medical fees are ontop of any pay they would get. You would also have to pay for the health insurance of the surrogate and any funds they would lose (ie if put on bed rest they would need to get paid for lost wages)
The 1/2 sibling one is interesting. Cause we all know the royal family tree was looking like a bonsai for the better part of history. So, stones and glass houses.
Surrogate story: OP's sister is completely unreasonable and ridiculous. OP's boyfriend didn't touch OP's sister's belly. He touched OP's belly. If OP didn't care, it's none of her sister's business. As if the sister has anything to say about who OP allows to touch her. Married 1/2 siblings: I bet this happens more often than people think. If you have kids who have been given up for adoption and raised in different families, they could meet and fall in love with their own FULL sibling without ever knowing. They would only find out if they do a DNA test. Where I live, there was a couple who have lost custody of all their children (at least 5 kids) and those kids were all adopted by different families as they were all quite young. The adoptive parents are trying to ensure they keep in contact so they know their siblings which would prevent this sort of thing happening.
Pregnancy fetish- eh, maybe. My husband LOVES my pregnant body. We ended up with 5 kids, and it fascinated him. 😂 We're done. That's not the only thing he was into, but I think somewhere in man lizard brain some guys are turned off by pregnancy and others look at it as a badge of honor, like an accomplishment he was proud of. Just my input. Who knows... As many men out there that cheat on their pregnant partners I'd rather have one who's way into pregnancy than the opposite. 🤷🏼♀️
Makes sense that your husband would be into it! But honestly, it seems fairly obvious that someone who met you when you were pregnant and had only been dating you for two months would probably have a fetish of some kind. It'd be different if it were his baby or if you knew him beforehand haha.
That switched birth story makes me think of the Novel story “As of Love Doesn’t Exist” where the grandmother of a family switched two girls and kept watching her bio grandchild cause a monk said her child would only survive if she stayed with the switched girl’s parents for 25 years. OP is the girl that lost time with her parents so the other girl could survive to adulthood.
@@PrincessAshley-KawaiiI agree, I wish they finished it! It did seem a little too wild to be true with the comments the son was making, but ehh. So many stories on Reddit (and the internet in general) are fake, so for entertainment purposes I always try to pretend they are all real in my head lol
I’m the only sibling who hasn’t taken one. My two sisters found out about 4 years ago that my dad isn’t theirs. Shock of the century because we could never imagine our mother cheating but it was back during the Vietnam War and dad was gone. 🤷🏼♀️
The surrogate story: Boyfriend and any possible “fetish” aside; that sister has a lot of f*cking nerve to have insisted on her sister being a surrogate, BARELY paying her, and then getting pissy about anyone touching her stomach. I’d lose my sh*t on her if I were OP because how dare she honestly. Until the baby is out, she doesn’t get to have a say on who touches OPs body, only on whether or not OP is keeping the baby safe.
This, agreed. It makes you wonder if OP’s sister is even qualified or sane mentally or even all there mentally to have a child or even be a parent. Screams red flags if she’s this unstable already. Makes one wonder if she’ll be worst the second she’s got the surrogate baby in her care after it’s born.
8:48 artificial insemination is not necessarily in vitro. So it is possible to do it on the doctor's office. Keep in mind that on those times being sterile was a big shame.
Story 1- SHES LYIIIIN THROUGH HER DENTURES She’s lying or else she wouldn’t be SO upset about her son finding this info out. We are in a time where IVF is very common and spoken about… so why would she be SO ashamed of something that wasn’t on her? Especially since they both departed the marriage badly…
32:00 I know a guy like this 😢 his poor wife kept the baby weight on because he loved it and after they divorced she dropped the weight so fast and is now back to her happy petit self ❤
Polish Grandpa story is a repeat. I heard it like a year ago. I remember Sam making "Polish Dog" reference. They also questioned whether a turkey baster was used or if it was done the old fashioned way.
I know they get gaslit a lot on stories cos all the good ones circulate on other channels but I was gonna say, I swear they've done this one before!@@sophiacalon3463 agreed! It's a great story. Listening to Riley and Sophia's take is almost like listening to a different pod!
Yup! lol I was like wasn’t this done a long time ago? How come no one else is bringing it up. But I agree this is nice to at least hear their commentary.
I had a covid baby, she lifted her head up effortlessly at the hospital, rolled over at 3 weeks old, at 1.5 she could count to 10 in English and Spanish. At 2 she argued it was "her turn" to drive my van. They're just built different
Op has the the right to choose who touch her and if she wants a relationship while pregnant. As long as the man get tested or they are safe. I think the sister is having insecurities. She probably feeling less of a mother/women because she cat feel things like other pregnant women feel. Example feeling the baby kicking inside, having people touch her belly for the baby, and etc she can't feel from not carrying the baby herself.
20:45 remember that pregnancy is a life-threatening experience. People die every day of pregnancy related illness or emergencies. And that's not even including the birth. Childbirth is very risky and in the United States, we are pretty much at the bottom of the list of "developed" nations for morbidity and mortality. That means that we have the most pregnancy and childbirth related illness and death of the gestational parent and the baby in the developed world. Compensation for all of the emotional physical mental and financial accommodations is definitely appropriate!
A lot of people forget being pregnant is risky as hell. So much you can eat or do the birthing. Especially birthing on your back for hours. Not something I could ever do.
I have a friend n this happened to him. He’s older n his mom is about 89 years old. Through the dna he traced it to a family down the street from where he grew up. He went to ask his mom but couldn’t. He said she looked so old when he visited the last time.
Yea, don’t know what I would do in that situation, but if they want to stay together they could always move to another country where no one knows them!
I dunno...they say truth is stranger than fiction. After all, if fiction doesn't make sense, the audience rejects it. If reality doesn't make sense, it just keeps happening...
honestly, it's kinda crazy that ppl think pregnancy or breeding kinks are weird. we're literally programmed to reproduce. of course it would be normal for guys to find that attractive. the fact that they're even called kinks is weird to me. fucked up for the guy not to say anything & just assume she knew though.
Depends. If a man isn't attracted to his woman without her being pregnant, that is concerning. It is very straining on the body and how many children can you take care of? But if he just likes it, feels proud and is caring, that's great!
THIS!!!! We used to be preggo back to back and getting “the liquid” is a good sign we might reproduce. We’re wired as animals to want it for our species to grow. It probably in our dna. I think being attracted to a preggo lady might be a very smart evolutionary thing: if she had a man, he’d step up and tell the dude to eff off. If she doesn’t, he gets attached to her during his favorite part so once it ends he loves her. Then unconsciously, he picked a woman he can procreate with.
@@pauliinavirtanen3769I feel like this kink is an evolutionary one. The men will fall in love with you at your worst emotional state due to you being preggo, and once you’re back up he’ll love you not being so emotional? Some people need to look into it!
It would kinda be the opposite because we are programmed to reproduce. Like strong feelings of care and protection are normal. But there isn't really an evolutionary advantage to being attracted to someone pregnant. Because they are unable to reproduce further during that time period there is no point to pursue them in an evolutionary sense. In fact that time would be better spent either getting food for the mother or pursuing another mate that's able to reproduce. Hence why a lot of guys either work harder to provide for their family or unfortunately leave/ cheat on their wife.
Ngl even if it's a fake story, I wish you guys still read it. There are actually people out there who have been switched at birth. People say majority of reddit stories are fake, but to me I don't care much because at least it's entertaining and can help people in similar situations
That's my thing, is like even if *this* story is fake, the situation isn't. There are billions of people on this planet so most of these stories, while the identifying details like country and names and ages are fabricated, the overall scenario is still very likely to be real for someone for better or worse.
Maybe it was an open sexual relationship in order to get pregnant but people definitely knew how to DIY artificial insemination. Coming from experience… It was much easier to open the relationship and do it in the more traditional manner. 😉
11:37 keep in mind that when people are legally adopted, the adoptive parents are also put on the birth certificate. So the fact that grandpa is on the birth certificate even though he may not be the bio dad of his kids, shouldn't be a concern.
There are 2 types of men with Pregnancy fetishes. The first is when a man is so proud of the creation he made, and proud of his woman for caring that life. The 2nd one is guys who just like the idea of being with a woman with child. Both can be fine, but both can be really annoying for the pregnant mother.
Her dry delivery cracked me up 😂 Then she got to revisit it in the end, reiterating that she would definitely leave the relationship if she found out she was related to her partner. Poor Sophia.
@@Karamarika it was funny af that she said that so in stride that I was like, “di-did she just say that? Did she really just say that like it needed to be clarified and Riley just didn’t even address it either?” 😆😂
Riley.. the technology they used was spicy goo and a turkey baster. 😂😂😅😅 Riley sending his homie a random text informing him hes his chosed sperm donor is 10/10 content
Second story, at first I was thinking know you're definitely not the asshole but after the edit talking about how he had his hands on your belly the whole time that is really weird since it's not his baby. I would have felt weird as your sister too. Some strange man rubbing your baby is weird
True story - I was switched at birth, my mom noticed and had me switched back. I didn't hear about this until I met my "twin" at summer camp. We had the same last name, born in same hospital, on the same day. My mom confirmed it, I asked her when she picked me up from camp. I kept in touch with my twin for a bit with letters, but then got busy with other hobbies and interests.
*Surrogates -* Riley, pregnancy is difficult, painful + body changing + to give up a year of ur life for only $75k?? Nahh. I’d rather just go to work (+ mk more mone), keep my body intact and avoid labor. $75k ain’t nuthin compared to the time + sacrifice. Unless it’s for a loved one’s happiness. OP’s Sister should zip it, thank her sister + wait it out.
I on the otherhand craved men to be fascinated with my baby bump, but none in my circle were. Not even my husband. He was raised with a lot of " should not be done" things, and did when I ordered him to feel. He never did on his own accord for any of our 3 children. Though he loved them and I felt that since he was the youngest that that could be a good part of the reason that he was better with older kids.
My niece is a covid baby and this is a fact! She was about a year ahead of her age in developmentally. She was speaking is full sentences and carring conversations by 2! Supper babies for sure
maybe they should be making studies if it was because they received full attention basically 24/7 for their first years.. like, maybe it's simply that we understimulate all babies and what we consider "normal" speed in development is just "how much attention a baby normally receives in most households", not that I'm implying that parents and family members aren't doing their best and that their best is enough, but, I'm 100% sure that babies had extra extra stimuli with most people staying in their houses during extended periods of time and interacting with each other.
The sister being a surrogate should not have anyone touching her belly in her sister's presence. Also, the boyfriend is "laying claim" to the baby by rubbing on her belly. The sister is probably worried that at the time of birth OP may change her mind to surrender the child if she gets overly attached to the baby. In most states, even if the egg is the sister, the birthing person must surrender rights for the bio-mom to legally adopt the child. So any sign of emotional attachment may be sending the sister over the edge and thinking that her husband will need to legal take OP to court in order to get their child.
Covid baby mom here. My baby was born 2021. Was rolling at 2 months First word mama at 5 months(others heard it too multiple times) Walked at 11months Ran a 12 months Helping cook at 14 months (mixing stuff on the stove with supervision) Cut up fruits and veggies at 15 months Read at 2 years(27 months) Covid babies are built different
2:30 realistically no matter what it’s shitty for the dad either he finds out his dad is not his biological dad or he finds out his wife cheated and his kids aren’t his biological kids. Either way it’s a lose lose for Dad.
it's a lose lose, but in one side "mom did a shitty thing, but at least dad isn't alive to see this shit show" and in the other "my wife cheated on me, my kid isn't mine, are my other kids not mine too? what else has my wife lied about? will my kids still love me when they find it? will I still feel the same about them now that I know this?" yeah, it would be shitty if he changed his views about their kids, but you know how irrational these things can be
For the surrofacy story, in Michigan you arent allowed to pay for a surrogate. Its basically treated as child trafficking. If someone wants to be a surrogate, they have to do it out of the goodness of their heart, with a written contract stating the child born at or after a certain date is the parents. If the child is born before the contract date, the baby belongs to the surrogate because whoever carried the baby is considered the mother. There was a couple that had to sue and ADOPT their biological twins because they were born prematurely and Michigan said they werent the parents because the wife isnt the one who carried the twins and gave the kids to the surrogate. It was a whole thing
For the first story the dawes act $5 Indian, let people falsify documents to buy native land or benefit themselves and generations to come with what the tribe offered. That is why blood quantums are necessary even if it seems unfair, unless you are %50 or above, then you can be considered anything but native american.
As a Southerner with indigenous ancestry that can't be verified... The reason people think this is usually if you look into the family history they have been declared people of color at some point. Back in the days where a drop of the blood made you nonwhite, anyone declared colored *forfeited* land and banked money. It would be illegal for them to own anything. What was enormously common? Declaring families to be of mixed or tri-race origin and then stripping them of their holdings. When one of my cousins researched my mom's family which came over to the colonies very early on? It happened at least twice that we were declared "coloured" and my ancestors fled deeper into the Appalachia. I believe this claim is common from either people hiding previous accusations of blackness like I've described or explaining children away that didn't come out looking all white. Since race is determined by appearance traditionally and it only takes a drop of the blood, even someone sallow/olive-complexion from Welsh ancestry might have been challenged as colored.
My parents were like 3rd or 4th cousins. It really explains why my sisters are “off”. BUT when I found that out it put a fear in me. I refused to date anyone from my own race. Not that I don’t find anyone of that race unattractive, I just didn’t want any familial relation to anyone I marry. Which I ended up marrying someone on a whole different continent. I’m safe 😂
The chunkier the baby the better! Before they become mobile anyways, the first year is just gaining fat to essentially help with growing muscle and insulating their epidermis for the nervous system and veins and all that goodness. Which quickly becomes muscle when they begin moving. :) my baby went from 95th % to 77th in 2 months. Damn near running 😭
Riley, I am so sorry but you definitely did read the first story before, back in purple bg and orange shirts and jackets era. And if I remember it correctly, there was even a separate episode where you read the update. I remember this very clearly because those episodes were the first ones that got me hooked in OKOP. I don’t mind the repeat tho. I love it even, now that Big Protein and the Worm Queen read and reacted to it. 🤍🤍🤍 LOVE YOU BOTH!!!❤️🔥❤️🔥❤️🔥 Kbye
It's not the first time kids were switched at birth and the one supposed to be raised in the richer family raised poor turns out to be been and kids abandoned.
Last story: I feel like in those situations you have to let the children know. If you don’t, you’re leaving them open to the same situation in the future. Their spouse ended up being an unknown sibling and there’s no telling how many unknown siblings there are or if they have kids or if they live in the same area as you. Sadly genetic sexual attraction is a thing.
My Heritage did NOT work for my southern & eastern euro dna lol I sent my DNA to 3 different sites and the two others were far better. MyAncestry was most accurate, and even got the village location narrowed down for my Greek side. -whereas on MyHeritage, the results say I’m not Greek at all, rather it showed I’m just Italian and middle eastern (I’m neither) lol etc
Covid babies are really built different!! My niece was born in 2020 and she was pushing her 7 year old uncle (her mom’s younger brother) with one hand at six months old on one of those little tike push cars. My nephew (her cousin) was born in 2021 and baby boy can bulldoze me with barely any force. They’re both very tall as well!!! I’m 5’5 and they come up to just under my chest.
Fetish - required for arousal Kink - unusual sexual interest Type - preferences of a person (personality and physically) Very simplified but easy way to remember difference between kink and sexual fetish
First story: I believe this could have been artificial. I literally posted this in the OKOP Reddit about my bio grandfather and that saga... It was far more common if you had a local donor than you think
12:47 I mean for this I can kinda understand if the grandparent she thought was her husband's had native American ancestry. I'm from a blended family myself like OP (having family not biologically related to you, half siblings, etc). My brother is my half brother, same dad different moms. My mom is Filipino and his mom is Italian. My grandparents always loved him as their own. Out of all the grandkids, he was the best at eating Filipino food. He knows about the culture and my mom calls him her son. Not her step kid and he doesn't call her step mom either. I never called my brother my half brother until recently to confuse people less about why my brother and I look so different. Anyways, the point of the story is that even though my brother has no Filipino blood, he's still a part of the family and has every right to love and embrace the culture he was raised aroud. Our grandparents and my mom didn't treat him any differently. My grandpa was even proud about how tall my brother was and said "look at my grandson! He's so tall!" In a very proud tone. One time him and my mom were out and my brother noticed a guy with a Filipino tattoo and asked him about the significance of it. The guy looked at my brother confused saying "how do you know what Filipino tattoos are?" And my brother pointed at my mom and said "that's my mom. She's Filipino" no hesitation. Just because you don't have the blood, it doesn't mean you can't love and embrace the culture you were raised with or find out is on your family tree.
Omg..1st story.. I actually found out not to long ago that my “2nd uncle” is actually my grandpa and my grandpa is my 2nd uncle, since my grandpa got a vasectomy and couldn’t get it reversed but wanted one more child (my mom) in 1987-1988 they asked my “2nd uncle” to be the donor to conceive my mom. 😒after years of me joking around about a family secret lmfao
regarding the 2nd story where OP was the surrogate for her infertile sister. OP mentioned that she is now seven months pregnant, and they have been dating for two months. So considering that, OP would have been, at most, six months along. So the pregnancy kink theory isn't completely out of the question. besides, he already has kids. I'd say ask the kids' mom. : after the update: I knew it!
The easiest way to do a insemination without the act is just using a syringe 🤷🏻♂️ and they have been around for... A long time... And you can do that in your living room...
I grew up with “treat every black person like family” so I’ve never dated a man from the same race incase they’re family. The last story would be my worst nightmare and I’d have to leave my partner
Poor Riley truly believes he's indigenous 😭 I do have to say that's probably the most common joke among us. ESPECIALLY if you say a tribe name and not your clan? Most don't even call themselves native American...thats a way to know as well...I get second hand embarrassment when I see it in person.
40:56 Riley forgot we only get the videos of toddlers now because it was a time parents could be there and they were their only thing to share😅 months old have done crazy things since day one.
Keeping an incest baby will ruin that kids life. And its literally a crime. They need to split and not keep the baby. Don't risk birthing a biological damaged kid.
26:19 That would explain why the sister was upset. It would definitely be creepy to watch a guy fetishize your sister being pregnant with your child and the bump she has, especially right in front of you. If the comments could guess it based on OP’s story alone, it was probably obvious. Especially since her friend also picked up on it in the update!
Dna is a weird thing. I grew up my whole life being "italian". My paternal grandmother is Italian. I took a dna test and i have no Italian! My dad took a dna test and he has 2-4% italian. Womp womp 😅
In story 1, both of the people who know the answer are alive, right? Polish grandpa might is dead, but might not know. Grandma knows and bio grandpa knows. Ask BG
1st generation incest (especially only half) is actually not really dangerous it’s 2nd and onward that you see the issues become problems so even if you accidentally marry a long lost sibling it really doesn’t matter
Further down you go it's supposed to be safer which is where "kissing cousins" came from... 3rd cousins and on are far enough down the gene pool that there shouldn't be defects in offspring... That said... I never was able to comprehend why, in dog breeding, a father can breed with his daughter and you can then paper them as purebred.... Dunno how they get purebred out of inbred. That's straight up inbred in my mind... (Inbreeding has been the foundation for the development of pedigree(pure bred) breeds as it results in offspring who are predictably similar, because of the fact that their genetic similarity maintains specific traits from a common ancestor) Double in-law marriages children are double first cousins of one, another. Instead of only having one set of grandparents in common, like most first cousins, they have both sets in common. They are as closely related as half siblings.
45:55 this sounds like a lawyer responding. I think they should do genetic testing on the fetus to see if there is any deformities or medical issues and then be "surprised" if they are found out. Their marriage is legally void regardless. I would have to break up. I couldn't have penetrative sex with my sibling once I knew.
After finding out during a pregnancy and after a marriage they would probably feel like they have come too far and have no one else to confide in. They almost certainly trauma bonded over an event like this.
Amphibious had me cracking up. Like Riley can live on land AND UNDERWATER??? 🤣😭 You learn something new everyday.
This has me cackling. I can't tell if he did it on purpose 😂
@@rachellecarmichael5690He had said it during a live stream once. Sophia started laughing and asked, “Do you mean ambidextrous?” lol
He did also say he was dyslexic, so checks out
I died laughing
@@RileyHatesBunnies your user name is literally the best!!! 😊
These poor innocent babes learning about pregnancy fetishes for the first time has me rolling. 😂
So a fun fact about the ethnicity genetic tests, I had a friend who has enough indigenous blood in her to be officially part of a tribe show up on one of those tests with 0 native American blood. The results are based on the pool of test data they have, and the sample pool for native Americans is almost negligible. Until more people with provable ancestry contribute to sample pools, this will continue to happen.
Exactly ! Mine is 0% because of that.
Mine came back 0% Native American thru MyHeritage; and I don’t know what to think. It’s possible that it could be stolen heritage or real. I have dark hair & my skin gets red but doesn’t burn in the sun. By morning it’s tan, not red. People I’ve met randomly have commented on my features, saying I “look indigenous”; although indigenous people can look all different ways.🤦🏽♀️ I’m just saying that I want to know one way or the other for real.🤷🏽♀️✌🏽
@QueenofChaos80 there are features that definitely look like people indigenous to North America. They have high cheekbones, black hair, a similar darker skin tone, and you can often just tell by looking at them if they have a high enough percentage. If someone only has 1/4 or less, you would have a really hard time seeing it. What you're referring to with them "looking different" would likely be from having very little in their DNA. Of course that would look different. It would be like a black person being 1/16th white - you won't likely see it at all.
It's weird when people want to pretend like ethnicity doesn't make people look similar to each other. You can often tell when someone is from Britain vs Sweden even though they are both white. You can often see that someone looks Jewish, Arabic, Chinese, or Japanese. It's not wrong to acknowledge these facts. There will always be exceptions to every rule, but you don't throw out the rule because of the small percentage of exceptions.
@@Karamarika I absolutely agree. In the past, I have made the statement that people say I “look indigenous” & have had people come for me in the comments about how ‘not all indigenous people look alike’ & ‘you can’t always tell by appearance’; so I didn’t want to come across wrong to anyone/offend anyone.🤦🏽♀️✌🏽
I was told my whole life that I am the great granddaughter of a Cherokee chief. 🤷🏽♀️ Yet MyHeritage showed 0%. It also popped up East Asian decent & Germanic decent. I expected to see Germany, but definitely not East Asia.🤷🏽♀️✌🏽
😂 Guys, artificial insemination can be turkey baster style. It doesn't need to cost anything. They aren't saying they had modern technology back then.
That’s what I was thinking😅
I’m pretty sure artificial insemination is when the egg and sperm are put together to make an embryo before being put into the uterus. That’s why she has to take crazy hormones.
But the before times was a turkey baster.
Thinking about this method always makes me sick to my stomach
People really need to have more knowledge!!
Turkey baster style has an almost 0 percent chance of ACTUALLY WORKING due to the fact that the MINUTE semen is exposed to oxygen (air, anything OUTSIDE of a V****a!!) the sperm DIES OFF!!
They suffocate and die off. It would take a couple minutes to properly do something like that. By the time you’d get ANY inside of you, you are just putting cold semen in your V****a that has dead sperm.
Mind you, this is coming from someone with secondary infertility, and someone who happens to also have a medical background.
Not only have I had to go through fertility issues myself but I also have a medical background SPECIFICALLY within the field of reproductive medicine, pregnancy, labor & delivery, and postpartum medicine.
Personally speaking, having gone through what patients currently experience, I feel that it makes me a more empathetic and supportive medical professional.
Reproductive Endocrinology, which is essentially the specialty medicine you see for when you have trouble conceiving, or if you have conditions that affect fertility, is also a field of medicine and research that spent time in gynecology & obstetrics as well as specialized education in reproduction and endocrinology.
It is a wonderful field to be involved in, it is very rewarding and fulfilling, but I would be lying if I were to say that when patients experience loss or failed IVF cycles like what I have experienced personally, that I didn’t really feel for them and understand their grief and pain on a more personal level.
Now back to the Turkey Baster thing, this was actually something I had asked years and years ago when I had been a patient, and there has been a few patients who’ve also asked/joked about it, and we have had some same sex couples who have come through and one specific couple who had been attempting essentially this exact thing for her wife to become pregnant. Neither of them understood why after 4 attempts her wife still wasn’t getting pregnant. The conversation then had to be had with them about the reasoning.
I would say that based on the amount of patients who have thought that this works, I would say that it is a very unknown thing.
I don’t blame anyone for not having the information and education that would help them to know the truth about it, but I will say that the jokes are just old at this point.
Genuine misunderstanding and misinformation is one thing, but it’s the ones who are just clearly trying to cover something up or make a joke about it, that is something that all of us get tired of hearing 🤦♀️🤦♀️
Riley: I think women start showing between 2 to 9 months.
Oh you sweet summer child. Stay innocent. We must keep Riley safe.
❤I love every time something perverse comes up and he's out of the loop. He's so sweet.
@@annh49 when he thought pegging was the only thing in BDSM my thought was "we most protect him at all costs" 😆
Story 1 - There’s a reason artificial insemination is sometimes referred to as “turkey baster”. Not saying grandma is telling the truth, but if she were, I doubt doctors were involved in the process.
That’s what I kept thinking 😂 like nah it could have been done 100% free YEARS ago I think they are thinking of IVF
Except the fact that when semen hits air, it dies off. REAL FAST!!
@@Desert_Dreamer24they bank semen for this purpose all the time. It has to survive in a container for at least a few minutes up to an hour. If you are doing the deed without medical professionals, it would need to be deposited into a container, then transferred to where the woman was waiting, then transferred from the container to her vagina. That all takes time. Obviously, many sperm will die and it will likely take multiple tries, but it can be done. It helps to keep it as close to body temperature as possible.
I thought this too
@@Desert_Dreamer24 yeah but if it is a lot in small contined place, like small cold jar it has change, it all depends how fast they do it after getting sample, they also would be chance if he froze it but at that times smaller then first option, that is why you still have change to get pregnet when semen hits your private parts but in theory wasen't "inside"...
For those who don't know, when you get a surrogate they need to be proven to be able to give birth so show they can one: have kids, two: have a kid safely, three: have an idea of what it would mean to give up a child. Also the medical fees are ontop of any pay they would get. You would also have to pay for the health insurance of the surrogate and any funds they would lose (ie if put on bed rest they would need to get paid for lost wages)
The 1/2 sibling one is interesting. Cause we all know the royal family tree was looking like a bonsai for the better part of history. So, stones and glass houses.
The Royal family tree is looking' like a wreath 😂
You’re not wrong. 😂
Surrogate story: OP's sister is completely unreasonable and ridiculous. OP's boyfriend didn't touch OP's sister's belly. He touched OP's belly. If OP didn't care, it's none of her sister's business. As if the sister has anything to say about who OP allows to touch her.
Married 1/2 siblings: I bet this happens more often than people think. If you have kids who have been given up for adoption and raised in different families, they could meet and fall in love with their own FULL sibling without ever knowing. They would only find out if they do a DNA test. Where I live, there was a couple who have lost custody of all their children (at least 5 kids) and those kids were all adopted by different families as they were all quite young. The adoptive parents are trying to ensure they keep in contact so they know their siblings which would prevent this sort of thing happening.
Pregnancy fetish- eh, maybe. My husband LOVES my pregnant body. We ended up with 5 kids, and it fascinated him. 😂 We're done. That's not the only thing he was into, but I think somewhere in man lizard brain some guys are turned off by pregnancy and others look at it as a badge of honor, like an accomplishment he was proud of. Just my input. Who knows... As many men out there that cheat on their pregnant partners I'd rather have one who's way into pregnancy than the opposite. 🤷🏼♀️
That said, he definitely didn't keep his hands on my stomach constantly. Fascinated by the belly, but mostly interested by the boobs. 😂
Makes sense that your husband would be into it! But honestly, it seems fairly obvious that someone who met you when you were pregnant and had only been dating you for two months would probably have a fetish of some kind. It'd be different if it were his baby or if you knew him beforehand haha.
That switched birth story makes me think of the Novel story “As of Love Doesn’t Exist” where the grandmother of a family switched two girls and kept watching her bio grandchild cause a monk said her child would only survive if she stayed with the switched girl’s parents for 25 years. OP is the girl that lost time with her parents so the other girl could survive to adulthood.
Love that story!
idk if it was fake or not wish they finished it to let us atleast think if it was or wasnt.
@@PrincessAshley-KawaiiI agree, I wish they finished it! It did seem a little too wild to be true with the comments the son was making, but ehh. So many stories on Reddit (and the internet in general) are fake, so for entertainment purposes I always try to pretend they are all real in my head lol
Amphibious, Riley? Really?
Ambidextrous!
No, he’s a swimmy boy lol
He said it on purpose. It was a bit from a previous live.
There are so many rumors in my family so my cousins and i have refused to do any DNA test 😂
Stir the pot lol
I’m the only sibling who hasn’t taken one. My two sisters found out about 4 years ago that my dad isn’t theirs. Shock of the century because we could never imagine our mother cheating but it was back during the Vietnam War and dad was gone. 🤷🏼♀️
The surrogate story: Boyfriend and any possible “fetish” aside; that sister has a lot of f*cking nerve to have insisted on her sister being a surrogate, BARELY paying her, and then getting pissy about anyone touching her stomach. I’d lose my sh*t on her if I were OP because how dare she honestly. Until the baby is out, she doesn’t get to have a say on who touches OPs body, only on whether or not OP is keeping the baby safe.
This, agreed. It makes you wonder if OP’s sister is even qualified or sane mentally or even all there mentally to have a child or even be a parent. Screams red flags if she’s this unstable already. Makes one wonder if she’ll be worst the second she’s got the surrogate baby in her care after it’s born.
8:48 artificial insemination is not necessarily in vitro. So it is possible to do it on the doctor's office. Keep in mind that on those times being sterile was a big shame.
Story 1- SHES LYIIIIN THROUGH HER DENTURES
She’s lying or else she wouldn’t be SO upset about her son finding this info out. We are in a time where IVF is very common and spoken about… so why would she be SO ashamed of something that wasn’t on her? Especially since they both departed the marriage badly…
32:00 I know a guy like this 😢 his poor wife kept the baby weight on because he loved it and after they divorced she dropped the weight so fast and is now back to her happy petit self ❤
Sophia and Riley’s friendship is just so fun! Lol
Polish Grandpa story is a repeat. I heard it like a year ago. I remember Sam making "Polish Dog" reference. They also questioned whether a turkey baster was used or if it was done the old fashioned way.
It’s still fun to see both views on it!
I know they get gaslit a lot on stories cos all the good ones circulate on other channels but I was gonna say, I swear they've done this one before!@@sophiacalon3463 agreed! It's a great story. Listening to Riley and Sophia's take is almost like listening to a different pod!
Yup! lol I was like wasn’t this done a long time ago? How come no one else is bringing it up. But I agree this is nice to at least hear their commentary.
I had a covid baby, she lifted her head up effortlessly at the hospital, rolled over at 3 weeks old, at 1.5 she could count to 10 in English and Spanish. At 2 she argued it was "her turn" to drive my van. They're just built different
I was gonna say, the switched at birth story sounded exactly like a web comic that I read on webtoon
Op has the the right to choose who touch her and if she wants a relationship while pregnant. As long as the man get tested or they are safe. I think the sister is having insecurities. She probably feeling less of a mother/women because she cat feel things like other pregnant women feel. Example feeling the baby kicking inside, having people touch her belly for the baby, and etc she can't feel from not carrying the baby herself.
20:45 remember that pregnancy is a life-threatening experience. People die every day of pregnancy related illness or emergencies. And that's not even including the birth. Childbirth is very risky and in the United States, we are pretty much at the bottom of the list of "developed" nations for morbidity and mortality.
That means that we have the most pregnancy and childbirth related illness and death of the gestational parent and the baby in the developed world.
Compensation for all of the emotional physical mental and financial accommodations is definitely appropriate!
A lot of people forget being pregnant is risky as hell. So much you can eat or do the birthing. Especially birthing on your back for hours. Not something I could ever do.
I have a friend n this happened to him. He’s older n his mom is about 89 years old. Through the dna he traced it to a family down the street from where he grew up. He went to ask his mom but couldn’t. He said she looked so old when he visited the last time.
I’m loosing brain cells just hearing Riley say he is Amphibious instead of Ambidextrous. 😂😂😂
WOW the AI wig made Sophia look waaay too much like Sam
46:04 the royalty getting upset about incest for commoners🙄
Yea, don’t know what I would do in that situation, but if they want to stay together they could always move to another country where no one knows them!
@stirrednotshaken4837 or split because its a crime and disgusting
Okay. The 3rd story can NOT be real.
That is some telenovela shit 😂
Edit: ohp, you’ve concluded the same haha that it’s not real. Thank the lordttt
I dunno...they say truth is stranger than fiction.
After all, if fiction doesn't make sense, the audience rejects it. If reality doesn't make sense, it just keeps happening...
I don’t think the fiddle leaf fig behind Sophia is real 😂
I'm pretty sure hospital staff would notice if a boy and girl were switched 😂
@@davidharshman7645there are some stories that seem crazy but they are real. That was a story line, not a “I lived through it” type of story.
@@sarahwbsTHIS!
Came for the turkey baster comments
Riley’s baby doesn’t kick, it leg presses 😆😂
honestly, it's kinda crazy that ppl think pregnancy or breeding kinks are weird. we're literally programmed to reproduce. of course it would be normal for guys to find that attractive. the fact that they're even called kinks is weird to me.
fucked up for the guy not to say anything & just assume she knew though.
Depends. If a man isn't attracted to his woman without her being pregnant, that is concerning. It is very straining on the body and how many children can you take care of? But if he just likes it, feels proud and is caring, that's great!
THIS!!!! We used to be preggo back to back and getting “the liquid” is a good sign we might reproduce. We’re wired as animals to want it for our species to grow. It probably in our dna. I think being attracted to a preggo lady might be a very smart evolutionary thing: if she had a man, he’d step up and tell the dude to eff off. If she doesn’t, he gets attached to her during his favorite part so once it ends he loves her. Then unconsciously, he picked a woman he can procreate with.
@@pauliinavirtanen3769I feel like this kink is an evolutionary one. The men will fall in love with you at your worst emotional state due to you being preggo, and once you’re back up he’ll love you not being so emotional? Some people need to look into it!
It would kinda be the opposite because we are programmed to reproduce. Like strong feelings of care and protection are normal. But there isn't really an evolutionary advantage to being attracted to someone pregnant. Because they are unable to reproduce further during that time period there is no point to pursue them in an evolutionary sense. In fact that time would be better spent either getting food for the mother or pursuing another mate that's able to reproduce. Hence why a lot of guys either work harder to provide for their family or unfortunately leave/ cheat on their wife.
Ngl even if it's a fake story, I wish you guys still read it. There are actually people out there who have been switched at birth. People say majority of reddit stories are fake, but to me I don't care much because at least it's entertaining and can help people in similar situations
That's my thing, is like even if *this* story is fake, the situation isn't. There are billions of people on this planet so most of these stories, while the identifying details like country and names and ages are fabricated, the overall scenario is still very likely to be real for someone for better or worse.
1st story, Turkey baster 😂
Maybe it was an open sexual relationship in order to get pregnant but people definitely knew how to DIY artificial insemination.
Coming from experience… It was much easier to open the relationship and do it in the more traditional manner.
😉
11:37 keep in mind that when people are legally adopted, the adoptive parents are also put on the birth certificate. So the fact that grandpa is on the birth certificate even though he may not be the bio dad of his kids, shouldn't be a concern.
@@therewillbecatswithgwenhwyfar a lot more fun the old fashioned way too 😂
@@therewillbecatswithgwenhwyfarthe grandparents were also married at the time so the grandfather would have been the presumed father
My daughter was a covid baby and she was ahead on all her milestones 😅 haven't heard what Riley's saying before but interesting... 😂
RILEY DURING THE HALF SIBLING PART 😭😭🤣 I’m with Sophia on that one as someone who met my half brother when I was 25 lol
“I’m amphibious” 😅🖤
There are 2 types of men with Pregnancy fetishes. The first is when a man is so proud of the creation he made, and proud of his woman for caring that life. The 2nd one is guys who just like the idea of being with a woman with child. Both can be fine, but both can be really annoying for the pregnant mother.
Type: Personal preference.
Fetish: Seggsual preference.
Kink: Dynamic preference.
15:25 mark: Sophia, “I definitely wouldn’t choose Sam.” Sophia, you guys are Californian, not Alabaman, we didn’t need that clarification 😆😂
Her dry delivery cracked me up 😂
Then she got to revisit it in the end, reiterating that she would definitely leave the relationship if she found out she was related to her partner. Poor Sophia.
@@Karamarika it was funny af that she said that so in stride that I was like, “di-did she just say that? Did she really just say that like it needed to be clarified and Riley just didn’t even address it either?” 😆😂
Riley.. the technology they used was spicy goo and a turkey baster. 😂😂😅😅
Riley sending his homie a random text informing him hes his chosed sperm donor is 10/10 content
I have a baby child that's a COVID baby and I assure you they don't have super powers 😂 they developed normally like any other child.
Second story, at first I was thinking know you're definitely not the asshole but after the edit talking about how he had his hands on your belly the whole time that is really weird since it's not his baby. I would have felt weird as your sister too. Some strange man rubbing your baby is weird
sister is weird, it's not her body!
True story - I was switched at birth, my mom noticed and had me switched back.
I didn't hear about this until I met my "twin" at summer camp.
We had the same last name, born in same hospital, on the same day.
My mom confirmed it, I asked her when she picked me up from camp.
I kept in touch with my twin for a bit with letters, but then got busy with other hobbies and interests.
*Surrogates -* Riley, pregnancy is difficult, painful + body changing + to give up a year of ur life for only $75k?? Nahh. I’d rather just go to work (+ mk more mone), keep my body intact and avoid labor. $75k ain’t nuthin compared to the time + sacrifice.
Unless it’s for a loved one’s happiness. OP’s Sister should zip it, thank her sister + wait it out.
And your next 2 years’ mental health due to post partum.
I got hit on the most of my entire life while I was pregnant 😅 v weird
You just had a happy glow about you 😅❤
Same lol😂
I on the otherhand craved men to be fascinated with my baby bump, but none in my circle were. Not even my husband. He was raised with a lot of " should not be done" things, and did when I ordered him to feel. He never did on his own accord for any of our 3 children. Though he loved them and I felt that since he was the youngest that that could be a good part of the reason that he was better with older kids.
My niece is a covid baby and this is a fact! She was about a year ahead of her age in developmentally. She was speaking is full sentences and carring conversations by 2! Supper babies for sure
maybe they should be making studies if it was because they received full attention basically 24/7 for their first years.. like, maybe it's simply that we understimulate all babies and what we consider "normal" speed in development is just "how much attention a baby normally receives in most households", not that I'm implying that parents and family members aren't doing their best and that their best is enough, but, I'm 100% sure that babies had extra extra stimuli with most people staying in their houses during extended periods of time and interacting with each other.
“F, marry, kill: kink, fetish, type” I’m crying 😂
The turkey baster method exists for a reason 😂
The sister being a surrogate should not have anyone touching her belly in her sister's presence. Also, the boyfriend is "laying claim" to the baby by rubbing on her belly. The sister is probably worried that at the time of birth OP may change her mind to surrender the child if she gets overly attached to the baby. In most states, even if the egg is the sister, the birthing person must surrender rights for the bio-mom to legally adopt the child. So any sign of emotional attachment may be sending the sister over the edge and thinking that her husband will need to legal take OP to court in order to get their child.
swear we have read cheating gma before lol during the DNA test reads, still love the new takes tho
Covid baby mom here. My baby was born 2021. Was rolling at 2 months
First word mama at 5 months(others heard it too multiple times)
Walked at 11months
Ran a 12 months
Helping cook at 14 months (mixing stuff on the stove with supervision)
Cut up fruits and veggies at 15 months
Read at 2 years(27 months)
Covid babies are built different
2:30 realistically no matter what it’s shitty for the dad either he finds out his dad is not his biological dad or he finds out his wife cheated and his kids aren’t his biological kids. Either way it’s a lose lose for Dad.
it's a lose lose, but in one side "mom did a shitty thing, but at least dad isn't alive to see this shit show" and in the other "my wife cheated on me, my kid isn't mine, are my other kids not mine too? what else has my wife lied about? will my kids still love me when they find it? will I still feel the same about them now that I know this?" yeah, it would be shitty if he changed his views about their kids, but you know how irrational these things can be
“You ever seen a Covid baby? Yeah, those things walk at like 6 months in.” RILEY 😂
For the surrofacy story, in Michigan you arent allowed to pay for a surrogate. Its basically treated as child trafficking. If someone wants to be a surrogate, they have to do it out of the goodness of their heart, with a written contract stating the child born at or after a certain date is the parents. If the child is born before the contract date, the baby belongs to the surrogate because whoever carried the baby is considered the mother. There was a couple that had to sue and ADOPT their biological twins because they were born prematurely and Michigan said they werent the parents because the wife isnt the one who carried the twins and gave the kids to the surrogate. It was a whole thing
The switched at birth one reminds me of the movie I watched “cradle swapping” lol.
For the first story the dawes act $5 Indian, let people falsify documents to buy native land or benefit themselves and generations to come with what the tribe offered. That is why blood quantums are necessary even if it seems unfair, unless you are %50 or above, then you can be considered anything but native american.
Hearing the last story, I am so glad I moved to a different country before getting married😂😂
As a Southerner with indigenous ancestry that can't be verified... The reason people think this is usually if you look into the family history they have been declared people of color at some point. Back in the days where a drop of the blood made you nonwhite, anyone declared colored *forfeited* land and banked money. It would be illegal for them to own anything. What was enormously common? Declaring families to be of mixed or tri-race origin and then stripping them of their holdings. When one of my cousins researched my mom's family which came over to the colonies very early on? It happened at least twice that we were declared "coloured" and my ancestors fled deeper into the Appalachia.
I believe this claim is common from either people hiding previous accusations of blackness like I've described or explaining children away that didn't come out looking all white. Since race is determined by appearance traditionally and it only takes a drop of the blood, even someone sallow/olive-complexion from Welsh ancestry might have been challenged as colored.
Take a dna test, it’ll prove it. DNA takes into consideration genes some groups had that isn’t shared with others/sequences.
My parents were like 3rd or 4th cousins. It really explains why my sisters are “off”. BUT when I found that out it put a fear in me. I refused to date anyone from my own race. Not that I don’t find anyone of that race unattractive, I just didn’t want any familial relation to anyone I marry. Which I ended up marrying someone on a whole different continent. I’m safe 😂
5:18 it’s very common. Like, that’s literally why people talk to taxi drivers and bartenders
someone called my baby healthy, I think that was corp talk for fat baby 😂
The chunkier the baby the better! Before they become mobile anyways, the first year is just gaining fat to essentially help with growing muscle and insulating their epidermis for the nervous system and veins and all that goodness. Which quickly becomes muscle when they begin moving. :) my baby went from 95th % to 77th in 2 months. Damn near running 😭
As someone who was born 3 pounds, yes that is a healthy baby. Congrats.
@@SaintLeeclops honestly so happy for her! she's our Lil Pillsbury Dough girl lol
@forgetfulsofi that's so cute lol I was chunky monkey when i was a baby and I now i call mine my funky spunky chunky monkey 😂
Riley, I am so sorry but you definitely did read the first story before, back in purple bg and orange shirts and jackets era. And if I remember it correctly, there was even a separate episode where you read the update. I remember this very clearly because those episodes were the first ones that got me hooked in OKOP.
I don’t mind the repeat tho. I love it even, now that Big Protein and the Worm Queen read and reacted to it. 🤍🤍🤍
LOVE YOU BOTH!!!❤️🔥❤️🔥❤️🔥
Kbye
It's not the first time kids were switched at birth and the one supposed to be raised in the richer family raised poor turns out to be been and kids abandoned.
He definitely needs to pay more for the social media side of things. That’s being done on top of their strenuous work they already are doing.
Lol, the Southerners thing 😂 I have paperwork and my great grandmother & grandmother grew up on the reservation
Last story: I feel like in those situations you have to let the children know. If you don’t, you’re leaving them open to the same situation in the future. Their spouse ended up being an unknown sibling and there’s no telling how many unknown siblings there are or if they have kids or if they live in the same area as you. Sadly genetic sexual attraction is a thing.
My Heritage did NOT work for my southern & eastern euro dna lol
I sent my DNA to 3 different sites and the two others were far better.
MyAncestry was most accurate, and even got the village location narrowed down for my Greek side. -whereas on MyHeritage, the results say I’m not Greek at all, rather it showed I’m just Italian and middle eastern (I’m neither) lol etc
Covid babies are really built different!! My niece was born in 2020 and she was pushing her 7 year old uncle (her mom’s younger brother) with one hand at six months old on one of those little tike push cars. My nephew (her cousin) was born in 2021 and baby boy can bulldoze me with barely any force.
They’re both very tall as well!!! I’m 5’5 and they come up to just under my chest.
That was common. The last story is from pocket FM with the switch at birth.
Fetish - required for arousal
Kink - unusual sexual interest
Type - preferences of a person (personality and physically)
Very simplified but easy way to remember difference between kink and sexual fetish
First story: I believe this could have been artificial. I literally posted this in the OKOP Reddit about my bio grandfather and that saga... It was far more common if you had a local donor than you think
i’m pretty sure i heard this story from sam and john, but i enjoyed your reaction a lot!
Sophia as the granny? Hellll yeah.😂😂
Made Sophia look like an old Sam.
12:47 I mean for this I can kinda understand if the grandparent she thought was her husband's had native American ancestry. I'm from a blended family myself like OP (having family not biologically related to you, half siblings, etc). My brother is my half brother, same dad different moms. My mom is Filipino and his mom is Italian. My grandparents always loved him as their own. Out of all the grandkids, he was the best at eating Filipino food. He knows about the culture and my mom calls him her son. Not her step kid and he doesn't call her step mom either. I never called my brother my half brother until recently to confuse people less about why my brother and I look so different. Anyways, the point of the story is that even though my brother has no Filipino blood, he's still a part of the family and has every right to love and embrace the culture he was raised aroud. Our grandparents and my mom didn't treat him any differently. My grandpa was even proud about how tall my brother was and said "look at my grandson! He's so tall!" In a very proud tone. One time him and my mom were out and my brother noticed a guy with a Filipino tattoo and asked him about the significance of it. The guy looked at my brother confused saying "how do you know what Filipino tattoos are?" And my brother pointed at my mom and said "that's my mom. She's Filipino" no hesitation. Just because you don't have the blood, it doesn't mean you can't love and embrace the culture you were raised with or find out is on your family tree.
I don’t like how people treat surrogates like “baby containers” and not human beings…?
Omg..1st story.. I actually found out not to long ago that my “2nd uncle” is actually my grandpa and my grandpa is my 2nd uncle, since my grandpa got a vasectomy and couldn’t get it reversed but wanted one more child (my mom) in 1987-1988 they asked my “2nd uncle” to be the donor to conceive my mom. 😒after years of me joking around about a family secret lmfao
Riley! 😂 you’re not amphibious my guy. 😂😂 you’re ambidextrous. lol
regarding the 2nd story where OP was the surrogate for her infertile sister. OP mentioned that she is now seven months pregnant, and they have been dating for two months. So considering that, OP would have been, at most, six months along. So the pregnancy kink theory isn't completely out of the question. besides, he already has kids. I'd say ask the kids' mom.
: after the update: I knew it!
16:48 Riley’s such a good guy Frl😅
My 3rd is a Covid baby and he walked earlier that my other 2 and he’s to smart for his own good sometimes
The easiest way to do a insemination without the act is just using a syringe 🤷🏻♂️ and they have been around for... A long time... And you can do that in your living room...
I grew up with “treat every black person like family” so I’ve never dated a man from the same race incase they’re family. The last story would be my worst nightmare and I’d have to leave my partner
Poor Riley truly believes he's indigenous 😭 I do have to say that's probably the most common joke among us. ESPECIALLY if you say a tribe name and not your clan? Most don't even call themselves native American...thats a way to know as well...I get second hand embarrassment when I see it in person.
lmao Sophia sounding more like Riley on the episode where they don't switch personalities
Love Sophie's impressions!!!😂😂❤
40:56 Riley forgot we only get the videos of toddlers now because it was a time parents could be there and they were their only thing to share😅 months old have done crazy things since day one.
My great grandparents were straight from the reservation. I have 0 native dna. DNA do be like that
39:49 its a game for the whole family to play!
Keeping an incest baby will ruin that kids life. And its literally a crime. They need to split and not keep the baby. Don't risk birthing a biological damaged kid.
I mean it is still his dad, no matter who was bio dad, still the person that rise him was his dad, he dosen't dwell bc he dosen't feel need.
15:50 Riley… you’d have to raise a kid with your friend and wife’s face though😭
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That would explain why the sister was upset. It would definitely be creepy to watch a guy fetishize your sister being pregnant with your child and the bump she has, especially right in front of you. If the comments could guess it based on OP’s story alone, it was probably obvious. Especially since her friend also picked up on it in the update!
Loving OKOPeepers❤ 😂
Dna is a weird thing. I grew up my whole life being "italian". My paternal grandmother is Italian. I took a dna test and i have no Italian! My dad took a dna test and he has 2-4% italian. Womp womp 😅
sounds like bro has an inflation fetish not pregnancy LOL
In story 1, both of the people who know the answer are alive, right? Polish grandpa might is dead, but might not know. Grandma knows and bio grandpa knows. Ask BG
1st generation incest (especially only half) is actually not really dangerous it’s 2nd and onward that you see the issues become problems so even if you accidentally marry a long lost sibling it really doesn’t matter
Further down you go it's supposed to be safer which is where "kissing cousins" came from... 3rd cousins and on are far enough down the gene pool that there shouldn't be defects in offspring...
That said...
I never was able to comprehend why, in dog breeding, a father can breed with his daughter and you can then paper them as purebred.... Dunno how they get purebred out of inbred. That's straight up inbred in my mind...
(Inbreeding has been the foundation for the development of pedigree(pure bred) breeds as it results in offspring who are predictably similar, because of the fact that their genetic similarity maintains specific traits from a common ancestor)
Double in-law marriages children are double first cousins of one, another. Instead of only having one set of grandparents in common, like most first cousins, they have both sets in common. They are as closely related as half siblings.
They could have just done an at home Turkey baster situation. Which wouldn’t need a lot of money or doctor.
45:55 this sounds like a lawyer responding.
I think they should do genetic testing on the fetus to see if there is any deformities or medical issues and then be "surprised" if they are found out.
Their marriage is legally void regardless. I would have to break up. I couldn't have penetrative sex with my sibling once I knew.
After finding out during a pregnancy and after a marriage they would probably feel like they have come too far and have no one else to confide in. They almost certainly trauma bonded over an event like this.