Barney Calhoun vs. Adrian Shephard. Epic Rap Battles of Half-Life
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- Опубликовано: 18 сен 2024
- the worst upload on my channel
dont worry I'm working on actual good content for this month
thanks to @Dacoobers @elephants doing crack and @PurpleColonel for voice acting
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just unplugged my grandma's life support to listen to this
Nice
Who needs a grandma when you could listen to this hood classic?
dapoopers
Aw yeah
Bruh your grandma got trolled in irl RP
"Welcome to rap Mesa"
"They waiting you Gordon, in the rap chamber"
Could be the line for the beginning of the video
Gordon don't need to hear this shit his an gold source professional
"They are waiting for you Gordon, in the rap chamberrrr."
Wu-Tang is waiting for you Gordon....in the 36 chambers....
That’s what caused the Raponance rapcade
gordon is the best raper of all time
"you guys aren't even canon"
Valve who put Barney in Half-Life 2: *visible confusion*
Gordon is senile because he's aged a lot since the last Half-Life game came out 2,000 years ago.
the Barney from half life 2 might actually not be the one from blue shift, so that line kinda makes sense
@@alawk I mean.... out of any of the other Barneys we see, the one in Blue Shift finds 2 crowbars lying around Black Mesa, there's 3 crowbars lying around in Black Mesa in Gordon's journey which doesn't lead to outside the facility. so the likelihood of it not being Blue Shift Barney in the canon is kinda low.
additionally in Opposing Force we see no crowbars in the Black Mesa facility (if we saw any we would've just picked up the crowbar anyway), and in Decay we only find 2 crowbars (which are picked up by Gina and Colette)
@@WednesdayMan even if the original writers intent was to not have them be the same barney, not making them the same barney would be kinda stupid... like, this guy we've been following is just a RANDOM GUARD NOBODY CARES ABOUT?! not a resistance leader, not a general on the field, didn't talk to the face of the rebels as a buddy, but instead just a random guard who probably died in the 7 hour war
@@jockeyfield1954 i cared
I can feel every atom in my body wither away after watching this, 10/10
me too, pal but it had great visuals so 9/10
Did you get blasted by the tau cannon?
New Richter upload let's go. Now can we get epic rap battles of Half Life Otis vs Odessa Cubbage
what about Gus?
Otis would win in this rap battle easily
Please. For the love of God.
Yes please this video made me laugh so hard I'd love to see another video like this
Ok man
Legend says the Resonance Cascade happened because of how fire this beat was
@Sergeant Paul Jackson. Hell yeah
So at the end if the day, it was really Gordon's fault.
yes
Both Adrian and Barney had good arguments, but Gordon’s guest appearance really took me by surprise! I can’t believe you got the real voice actor for this! I would say that Gordon was the real winner in this Epic Rap Battle of Half Life. I’d love to see a rap battle between GLaDOS and Wheatley next video (and maybe even Companion Cube as a surprise?)
Nah man, burnt companion cube is where it’s at!
@@revine9243 The way you say it makes me think GlaDOS roasted it.
i love how close to actual erb cringe comments you made yours
fuckin perfect, i love it
🤓
Bruh
Next time: Dr. Breen vs A Concerned Citizen
am i the only one who pronounces your name as "Purple Colon-el"?
Everyone else can just stop making music. This is as good as it gets.
69 times I have watched this.
@@poleve5409 barney vs adrian > herobrine vs slenderman > fnaf sus remix
I'm not proud of how many times I've had this on loop
for real
Best flow: Adrian Shephard
Best disses: Barney Calhoun
Bangin' Shephard's mom: Gordon Freeman
Overall winner: Barney Stinson
You mean Ottis, right?
You mean Barney Stinson from the popular tv show How I Met Your Mother?
barniaon shelhoman
who tf is barney stinson
@the hevy oh i was thinking calhoun
Gordon's part should be half a minute of silence smh
I Agree
he's the only character who canonically never speaks
both barney and adrian speak to characters in the game, the player just doesn't hear it
and half-life alyx has her talking all over the place, and it's no accident that gordon doesn't talk at all in the post-credits scene
@@jockeyfield1954 so does he just stare at the scientists in hl1 until they come with him?
@@PearlImitator I always wonder how Gordon does that.
gordon destroyed both of them
omg noclick
Yes
bruh the voice actor for gordon sounds exactly like him
RUclips removed the dislike button because they knew what Richter was cooking up wouldn’t even need an option to dislike.
I love how the narrator is the exact opposite of the ERB one.
i can't believe gordon managed to rhyme "cannon" with "canon". such powerful words
Literally caused 3rd degree burns from how fire this is
If Richter is gonna be doing stuff like this, I’m all for it. Freeman really spitting bars. This video instantly brought me back to old RUclips due to how completely random and hilarious this is
Agreed
quitting my music career, I can't compete with this
hi dire
@@Dacoobers hi Dacoobers
“Little Adrian I’m coming in your mom” got me
10/10 for content I could have easily expected 10 years ago. Loved it man this was awesome.
I've watched this so many times and I love all of it but Gordon's verse makes me laugh so much every time especially when the vocals get layred for the mom part it's just so well done world needs a pt2
me too
it would've been funny if gordon just didnt say anything the whole rest of the video, that would be funny i think.
skinning myself alive rn
Oh my god you actually did it...
goes hard af
I love you richter
They both sound like thyre going through a HALF-life crisis :trol:
1:14 wow.. didnt see that coming
1:14 this is the best part hands down
Thank you
@@ElephantsDoingCrack np man i kinda just made that comment because i wanted the time stamp. its so goddamn good
@@deeclassdude4745 Yeah that was me who said the line
What no half life 3 does to a community
Lmao this might be one of the most unexpected things ritcher would upload
the laugh after the nuts line lmao
This is so fire
Banger
This is the sort of thing you see once and haunts you for life
1:13 the most random line in the whole video🤣
I'm addicted to this
I think the reference to Barney’s girlfriend is a good touch, I think the next rap battle should be between Gino Cross and Colette Green versus Atlas and Peabody, since half life and portal are technically Cannon
Unironically tho I wouldn't be surprised if I saw this flow and disses on actual erb
I’m so glad I spent my hard earned money on forcing this man to make a rap song
That image at 0:46 had me dying of laughter
Never seeing these girls the same way again
Wow that was absolutely awful...
I loved it so much!
"you guys arent even canon" volvo forgor to remove barney from hl2
This is a certified hood classic
Imagine this somehow turns into a famous meme.
True hood classic of the ages
This the most epic battle in the whole half life series.
This is what happens when you don't release new content for your game in almost two decades
literally the pinnacle of rap
Would've been funny if Gordon's part was just instrumental but still epic
This is beautiful, your magnum opus possibly.
a musical masterpeace
Cannot wait for Colonel Cubbage vs the lost coast fisherman
I find it so irritating that Gordan didnt even mention how hes even in blue shift and opposing force
lyrics in case you want to become the epicest rap battler of half life
Announcer: Epic Rap Battles of Half Life!
Barney Calhoun Vs Adrian Shephard! BEGIN!
Adrian: Hey yo it's Ardian, I'm a frickin' marine
And my m249 blows you to smithereens!
Most new content out of every expansion
And my multiplayer mode will have you dancin!
I save the world even though I'm a bad guy
You save the worst character and let the rest die!
Your only game can be beat in 25 minutes
Shortest Half-Life game in the book of Guinness!
Barney: That's not true, what about Lost Coast?
And your speedrun is only 20 minutes at most.
And Blue Shift's not my only game
I'm in Half-Life 2 and Episode One. What about you?
Only one! Opposing Force? Barnacle gun sucks!
I save Rosenberg then Lauren sucks on my nuts! (laughter)
Your game might be longer but my Xen has more joy
And I actually escape, G-Man left you in the void!
Uh! About that beer I owed ya!
It's me Gordon Barney From Black Mesa!
Announcer: Oh wow, wow! That is- That was a good verse from Barney Calhoun!
That w-Oh? Who's this? Who's this? Who's this coming up?
Is this, Is that... Oh my God, Gordon Freeman?!
(Gordon Starts Choking)
Gordon: Here comes the Gordol, I got 4 game total
Your games suck balls, yeah they suck on my scrotul.
Smash you open like a vending machine full of soda
Hey Barney, aren't you behind on your beating quota? (Crowbar hits)
And little Adrian I'm cumming in your mom!
Call me G-Man, I'm activating rap bombs (EXPLOSION!)
Best arsenal, gluon gun, and tau cannon
I'm the one Free man. You guys aren't even canon!
Announcer: Who won? Who's next?
You decide!
Epic rap Battles of Half Life!
I think it would be cool if you did one with enemies like HECU Grunt vs CP Unit or something
cheese pizza unit
I've been following this channel since you had loke one video, and I have to say, this is my favorite yet rofl
The dislike button never looked so tentative today.
that's why they removed it
A wise man once said "Little herobrine im coming in your mom." And gordon ripped him off lmao
I NEED MORE
also gordon freeman lost no matter what because barney is canon but you could say adrian lose aswell but the thing is he has been in the g-man waiting room for years so give him some slack
0:34 16 minutes now thanks to quadrazid's new opposing force speedrun
YOU NEED TO DO MORE
gordon isn't dropping rap bombs, he's dropping a rap air raid
This is peak everything. Nothing will ever be better.
_Dr. Freeman._ You _really_ shouldn't be watching this video. At the moment of synapse, as I press play, this video will be bathed in deadly cringe levels that have yet to be named by human science. Perhaps when I have the leisure to bleach my eyes and ears, I'll name it after you. That way you won't be completely forgotten.
WHY WAS THERE A IMAGE OF ALYX..DOING..
I CANT. WHAT THE FUCK.
This Brought tears to my eyes
"What about lost coast, your speedrun is 20 minutes at most" SHIT MAN THAT WAS FIREEEEEEEE 🔥🔥🔥🔥
ok but why is this kinda unironically fire
amazing, absolutely incredible, indescribably beaultiful
I'm getting "The Baby is You" vibes here. In other words, this is a fucking masterpiece.
Gordon talking is extremely cursed.
Especially the person who voiced him
PLEASE MAKE MORE RAP BATTLES PLEASE
Truly a masterpiece
I wish this was longer.
I was half-expecting Gordon Freeman in morse code xd
i'd give this a 10/10 but i'm only giving it a 9 because not enough mitchell (the most canon half life character in existence)
this the most beautiful thing i've ever seen in my life
10/10 im crying this is a masterpee
The ragdolls and shadow man in the dark room of Construct all jam out to this
Nice
when alyx said "well gordon, this is it" the whole world shook1!!! it was insane!
WE NEED MORE. MORE, IS WHAT WE REQUIRE.
A Darn Shepard, Barnyard Calhoun and Gore Dan Freeman should make a epic rap trio
truly inspiring song
i cried 10/10
1:11 fire 🔥
who the fuck goes off at the end asking who won we need this man to hop on the track next time
believe it or not thats me
@@RichterOvertime 💀👍
This slaps.
straight fucking jamming
Barney is straight-up invincible because he can't die until he gives Gordon a beer.
expected gordon freeman to not talk
this video made me want to gouge out my eyes and mail them to youtube hq.
good job keep it up
This one gonna get us out of Xen yoo 🔥🔥🔥
Damn aliens kicked us out😭
And with those words he started a whole sub community.
Gordon doesn't need to hear all of this, he's a highly professional rapper.
here comes the gordal i got 4 games total
I like Barneys rap more than the other 2
This is me when i am driving
literally the best rap battle ever