The Alfa Legion veterans average day at the pub

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  • @RegurgitatedNews
    @RegurgitatedNews 9 лет назад +126

    I once went to the Alfa Legion fight, but then a pub broke out.

    • @sigismunddorn4617
      @sigismunddorn4617 8 лет назад +5

      Man you were there ? Brother I think you need to get back from being dead because I heard the wolf have found the lion

    • @averagecoloniser4586
      @averagecoloniser4586 7 лет назад +2

      Rogal Dorn I was there my poor rectangle ornament was broken after

    • @maddeninggamer
      @maddeninggamer 7 лет назад +2

      (Rogal continuation);
      Yes a pub broke out. Recently for the thirty second time in the last millennia the Alfa Legion has completely leveled their pub. So I, Rogal Dorn, began fortifying their new pub during the building process. Since then it has only come close to collapsing on two occasions during this millennia.
      The first being during Fresh's Ladies and Creepy Older Men Servants Night when one of the incredibly ignorant women wearing cloth for armor tried reading the Fanoros Fictionomicon aloud consequently turning nearly everyone present into "spooky" skeletons and spawning a creature amalgamated from people's desires taking the shape of the Sorcerer himself except unrealistically proportioned and not a pimp and by all accounts a better person.
      The second was during Karl the Deranged's biannual cook off which went very unexpectedly when his competitor trying to beat him brought in live Tyranids in order to act as a special ingredient. At the end Karl had still won, but everyone was eating Carnifex Steak sandwiches.

  • @ahok.168
    @ahok.168 9 лет назад +149

    dont you love it when your walking by your local space pub and a bear runs out?

  • @Toffeehammer
    @Toffeehammer 10 лет назад +252

    Is the Alfa Legion a loyalist, renegade or chaos chapter? Their chapter master invokes the name of the Emprah but they welcome chaos lords and sorcerers.
    See this is what happens when the Inquisition doesn't bother with routine inspections.

    • @Zajin13
      @Zajin13 10 лет назад +86

      I think there was a inquisitorial inspection once. Since then nobody dares to touch the Alfa Legion anymore.

    • @MartinWVOandA
      @MartinWVOandA 10 лет назад +23

      They are loyalist.

    • @tommoss5308
      @tommoss5308 9 лет назад +79

      "WE DONT FUCKING KNOW!"
      -inquisitor

    • @terrorlizard
      @terrorlizard 7 лет назад +20

      HA! the Inquisition funny word. Wait... Hold on, what Inquisition? There a Inquisition?! Quick lads! Hide the rum!!!

    • @whatareyouonabout
      @whatareyouonabout 6 лет назад +11

      Now it’s a penal regiment

  • @Ultimus31
    @Ultimus31 9 лет назад +137

    I imagine that after this day, the Alfa Legion pub had to erect a new sign.
    "All those not wearing full Power Armour will be barred entry for their own safety. Thursday is Boxing Night"

    • @FieldMarshalFry
      @FieldMarshalFry 9 лет назад +20

      +Ultimus31 "CREEEEEEEEED! is banned for life, we still haven't forgiven him for hiding Baneblades in the bottom on everyone's glasses"

    • @majormajorasic
      @majormajorasic 8 лет назад +2

      BAAAANEBLADEEEEEEEEE, however is he still allowed on St. Patricks day?

    • @colecossingham2192
      @colecossingham2192 8 лет назад +2

      *ST. Celestine

    • @QuinSkew
      @QuinSkew 7 лет назад +1

      Ultimus31 You forget that some of us survive with nothing but well toned skin on the battlefield

    • @averagecoloniser4586
      @averagecoloniser4586 7 лет назад +1

      Ultimus31 Friday is exterminatus

  • @alfabusa
    @alfabusa 12 лет назад +53

    That was fucking glorious Karl, GLORIOOOUS!

  • @mobiusZero2
    @mobiusZero2 8 лет назад +43

    * Guardsmen sees the pub turn into a mooshpit*
    " Must be the beer they drink "

  • @TheBluemax43
    @TheBluemax43 11 лет назад +9

    The first song is called "The cat and the moon" from the lord of the rings musical, and the secound song when they start fighting would be "Drink and fight" by Dropkick Murphys

  • @gerythionargarys7848
    @gerythionargarys7848 9 лет назад +77

    I could see this happening. And then the 'Nids show up, the Eldar show up, the Chaos Marines show up, the Necrons and the Orkz too!
    ... but not the Tau... they have no honour!

    • @Snipergod1024
      @Snipergod1024 9 лет назад +10

      +Aella “Scything Wind” Lillis No, they show up and then EVERYONE turns, stares at them and then a truce is called while they kick the shit out of the Tau. I mean, EVERYONE except the Tau fight in Melee.

    • @gerythionargarys7848
      @gerythionargarys7848 9 лет назад +1

      True enough.

    • @Kamen-Rider-Nexus
      @Kamen-Rider-Nexus 9 лет назад +3

      +Xagerx10 Maybe some Kroot and Vespid join in, though...even if it's just to defend the Tau...

    • @gerythionargarys7848
      @gerythionargarys7848 9 лет назад

      Hierarch Pyroketox The Orks can take care of those...

    • @Snipergod1024
      @Snipergod1024 9 лет назад +5

      Hierarch Pyroketox Nah. Some pissed up drunken Vespid and Kroot start beating on their Tau overlords, vengeance for the poor bastards that they lost!

  • @sgtpepper0spray
    @sgtpepper0spray 9 лет назад +20

    I don't know why, but this remains my favorite Karl video. It's just so damn entertaining.

  • @scotth.janowski2590
    @scotth.janowski2590 4 года назад +7

    I fucking lose it when the bear runs out the pub every time I love it

    • @shanedog007
      @shanedog007 Год назад

      Rofl same, wtf does it mean?

  • @partytor11
    @partytor11 11 лет назад +192

    Average? What is a "special" day like then?

    • @MrThemasterprodigy
      @MrThemasterprodigy 11 лет назад +51

      The only thing left after a special day is a few broken bottles and a pile of burning objects.

    • @soldiersPL
      @soldiersPL 10 лет назад +13

      You mean burning cities?

    • @MrThemasterprodigy
      @MrThemasterprodigy 10 лет назад +17

      soldiersPL no, just a tiny little pile of smoldering ashes, and broken dreams.

    • @unclefiend2138
      @unclefiend2138 9 лет назад +4

      The only thing left is heresy.

    • @MrThemasterprodigy
      @MrThemasterprodigy 9 лет назад +2

      Araghast The Pillager How are people still finding my comment? Ah oh well, the likes are nice.

  • @kokarorloli
    @kokarorloli  12 лет назад +50

    UUuuuhhh... It's.... uuhh... errrmmhhh... quickly brain think of somethi- There reason for this is that there are many Orks nearby off screen. These Orks permit such a strong energy that Borealic's combi-melta shot the bolter rounds instead.

  • @eightball6219
    @eightball6219 10 лет назад +162

    But the alcohol survived right? FOR THE LOVE OF THE EMPRAH PLEASE TELL ME THE BOOZE STILL LIVES

    • @ahok.168
      @ahok.168 10 лет назад +31

      Fear Not. The Booze was protected by the best Void shields in the Armory.

    • @ahok.168
      @ahok.168 10 лет назад +2

      *****
      hmm...could have sworn it was right here?!!? Damnation! The Chaplain will not be pleased!

    • @ahok.168
      @ahok.168 10 лет назад +1

      Mmmmm....The M-word is my trigger ;)

    • @LordGondrak
      @LordGondrak 9 лет назад

      ***** "BOOZE WILL LIVE"

    • @RegurgitatedNews
      @RegurgitatedNews 9 лет назад +1

      ***** You can't hide from us, Larry.

  • @RU55IO
    @RU55IO 10 лет назад +22

    Dammit Kiwi there's already enough damage done, let alone all the alcohol that needs to be bought.

  • @DracoMaverick
    @DracoMaverick 7 лет назад +27

    I like to think that bear is Zoran

    • @VentXekart
      @VentXekart 6 лет назад +1

      MegaBlitzX VA I wouldn't be surprised if it was him to be honest.

  • @superhooper9490
    @superhooper9490 10 лет назад +36

    Wish my local was half as good as this pub

  • @KnightofBretonnia
    @KnightofBretonnia 11 лет назад +27

    Sponsored by Guinness.

  • @kieslingsfilms
    @kieslingsfilms 8 лет назад +59

    1:59 Is my reaction when I join a Friends Xbox party. :P

    • @andrefilipe9042
      @andrefilipe9042 6 лет назад

      Kieslings Films So you say the name of the Emperor in a Xbox party? Praise be your soul among a group of chaos.

    • @giantturtlecat2959
      @giantturtlecat2959 6 лет назад

      Kieslings Films Rip Alfabusa tho

  • @Uatemysoul
    @Uatemysoul 8 лет назад +43

    This makes me want to get a group of guys together with a bunch of 40k conversion models and put them in my Mordheim bar(worked really hard on that shit) and come up with some rules for chairs as weapons and stat changes for drunkenness and have a 40k skirmish bar fight. OH and ah keg games like that are always better with ah keg.

  • @HORRIOR1
    @HORRIOR1 7 лет назад +12

    What is the point of throwing bottles and smashing chairs against your opponents head in a bar fight, when everyone is wearing power armor? That's like fighting someone with a matchstick model.

  • @KillerOrca
    @KillerOrca 9 лет назад +20

    So is this the remains of the mighty Battle Pub that used to be the Alfa Legion's Fortress-Monestary (the one they crashed on Swedensa) or is this a totally seperate pub that's sprung up?

    • @cakeboss4194
      @cakeboss4194 6 лет назад +2

      I'd think a different one. Maybe due to them not having much room, and I doubt they'd allow Karl to be barkeep in the glorious battle pub. Too many shards of sharp things and hazardous chemicals for the usual Alfa Legionnaires.

  • @Galdenberry_Lamphuck
    @Galdenberry_Lamphuck 6 лет назад +6

    0:15
    Is that a primaris?
    This was made years ago!

  • @SuperSonicUltima01
    @SuperSonicUltima01 8 лет назад +30

    Fear not for I have finally managed to track down both songs used in the video!
    Lord Of The Rings The Cat and The Moon & Buck o Nine Irish Drinking Song

    • @sorchatheraven
      @sorchatheraven 4 года назад

      Lol. Guess I got second then. And late for not having to look up the songs xD

  • @jollythejackalope
    @jollythejackalope 4 года назад +1

    The song is "The Cat and The Moon" from the LOTR musical, if anyone's wondering

  • @Demazcus
    @Demazcus 12 лет назад +1

    Well one day this bolt pistol went to a brothel and met a FABULOUS Melta gun pistol.

  • @sovietderp7533
    @sovietderp7533 10 лет назад +7

    did i see alfabusa get hit in the face by a picture of diomedes or boreale

  • @ShasOSwoll
    @ShasOSwoll 7 лет назад +4

    Came back to watch it again. I still have hope for crazy 40k videos.

  • @sonofjack6286
    @sonofjack6286 4 года назад +3

    I saw Kiwi, Thunderpsyker, Fresh, Karl, Dr. White, Eliphas, Larry, and Alfabusa. All the others I don't know.

  • @gfefighter8510
    @gfefighter8510 8 лет назад +2

    boy seems like the alfa legion always have something interesting to do.
    i wonder what they consider a happy hour

  • @Clem2TheClemening
    @Clem2TheClemening 11 лет назад +3

    What, was that stuff, Fenrisian Ale!?

  • @VascusGaming
    @VascusGaming 12 лет назад +1

    AND THEY'RE ALWAYS GLAD YOU CAAAAME, *gets hit by flying bulldozer*

  • @khaineswrath
    @khaineswrath 5 лет назад +2

    Juuuuuust imagine. This motley crew, along with the Battle Pub, get transported to the If The Emperor Had a Text-To-Speech Device universe, right over Holy Terra...
    Only an idea.

  • @gamezharks
    @gamezharks 9 лет назад +33

    and then nexus banned everyone

    • @phonecian1001
      @phonecian1001 9 лет назад +6

      Commissar Derpy Nexus participated in the fight, he was in the background, so he caught h-himself having fun.
      banception.

    • @princesstinklepanties2720
      @princesstinklepanties2720 9 лет назад

      Rabart *Plot twist music*

    • @sonofthebearking3335
      @sonofthebearking3335 2 месяца назад

      Ha, I actually get this comment 😂

  • @samwyatt1256
    @samwyatt1256 4 года назад +5

    2012 was a simpler time

    • @megazero952
      @megazero952 2 года назад +1

      it was, I miss the old legion

  • @LizburnBaii
    @LizburnBaii 11 лет назад +2

    Sorry I didn't make it to the pub, seems as if my rhino broke down again.

  • @kevobot9342
    @kevobot9342 10 лет назад +2

    note to self bring a autocannon to bar fight if a fight ever broke out

  • @strategicgamingwithaacorns2874
    @strategicgamingwithaacorns2874 8 лет назад +6

    Was that Zoran who made a cameo at the very end?

  • @AlphaTek795
    @AlphaTek795 12 лет назад +5

    His name is Kiwi. HE IS A TANK BRUVA :DDDDD

  • @eduardobalieiro862
    @eduardobalieiro862 6 лет назад +2

    0:17 a primaris helmet 3 years early

  • @Goldenspartan86
    @Goldenspartan86 8 лет назад +6

    I think I found my dream bar

  • @Skavenscribe
    @Skavenscribe 12 лет назад +1

    Needs more angry marines

  • @Deadorbiter_
    @Deadorbiter_ 6 лет назад +1

    So basically every time I go to a bar

  • @TheStargateNerd
    @TheStargateNerd 11 лет назад +1

    The Alfa Legion accepts Marines of all types. We're a nice bunch like that.

  • @kokarorloli
    @kokarorloli  12 лет назад +3

    It be a combi-melta bruva!

  • @marcwittkowski5146
    @marcwittkowski5146 7 лет назад +2

    9/10, needs more Sly Marbo.

  • @DiplomatofHeresy
    @DiplomatofHeresy 12 лет назад

    Koppaberg?That drink is as glorious as the video itself making it twice as GLORIOUS!
    I need to get to my nearest battle pub.

  • @LizburnBaii
    @LizburnBaii 12 лет назад +1

    HOLY FUCK
    THAT WAS JUST...FUCKING BRILLIANT

  • @FailSnake
    @FailSnake 12 лет назад +1

    Yep but the melta part of the gun does not shoot bolter bullets .

  • @brockbruss256
    @brockbruss256 4 года назад +1

    Can I get a list of all the well known members and which of the 12 companies they come from

  • @rak1445
    @rak1445 12 лет назад +2

    SONG! Please! In the name of the Emperor, tell me the name of the song!

  • @Eaglestorm27
    @Eaglestorm27 5 лет назад +1

    What is the soundtrack ? I love so much

    • @sorchatheraven
      @sorchatheraven 4 года назад +1

      1st: The Cat and the Moon, from LOTR musical
      2nd: Irish drinking song, by Buck O Nine

  • @dirtybirdy572
    @dirtybirdy572 8 лет назад +7

    *BURN BA-*
    i died

  • @rak1445
    @rak1445 11 лет назад +1

    Bless you! Emperor bless you!

  • @melissahunter2
    @melissahunter2 9 лет назад

    Dude, sign me up! I wanna get in on the firefoight....

    • @knightpaladin9841
      @knightpaladin9841 8 лет назад +1

      Commissar_Dan fear not for we have hawt guardswomen

  • @Snipergod1024
    @Snipergod1024 8 лет назад +4

    Does anyone know the names of the songs in the background?

    • @sorchatheraven
      @sorchatheraven 4 года назад

      _The Cat and the Moon_ from LOTR musical/ _Irish drinking song_ by Buck O Nine

    • @Snipergod1024
      @Snipergod1024 4 года назад +1

      @@sorchatheraven 3 years, I have wondered the answer... Now, at long last, my wait is over... Thank you, my friend!

    • @sorchatheraven
      @sorchatheraven 4 года назад

      @@Snipergod1024 Some people here in the comments wrote the names years ago. But I myself found it easier to just look for the songs on my own for some reason xD Sorry for the delay, and glad to have helped!

  • @wigster600
    @wigster600 12 лет назад +1

    BRUVA I AM PISSHED!

  • @JCDentonCZ
    @JCDentonCZ 11 лет назад

    It is clear I visit the wrong pub. Where on the webway do I need to be to find this lovely pub and it's lively inhabitants, the Alfa Legion.

  • @chosenmemedead623
    @chosenmemedead623 10 лет назад +5

    could we get a part two of this?

    • @TheNappalorian
      @TheNappalorian 10 лет назад +1

      Part two would probably be round two.... which would be glorious xD

  • @dilophosaurussk4333
    @dilophosaurussk4333 4 года назад +4

    SO, i have been searching for wtf the Alfa Legion even is, and so far i cannot pin down anything, is it a spehss mehreen legion? Probably not, it has xenos and guardsmen among its ranks, is it loyalist? Maaaaybe? Honestly does ANYONE know what the fuck the Alfa Legion is?

  • @31shmellymildew
    @31shmellymildew 11 лет назад +2

    Featured at 0:02, one of 100 missing baneblades.

  • @TheArrancar44
    @TheArrancar44 12 лет назад

    The reason there are no Angry Marines is the fact that they are not part of the Alfa Legion. They are their own chapter and can have their own bar fights elsewhere.

  • @terrorlizard
    @terrorlizard 10 лет назад +9

    I'd love to join the Alfa Legion XD

    • @ahok.168
      @ahok.168 10 лет назад

      Have you? I have. All you gotta do is click the subscribe buttn

    • @terrorlizard
      @terrorlizard 10 лет назад +3

      TheGaymers yes, Yes I have.

    • @ahok.168
      @ahok.168 10 лет назад

      Glorius Bruva

    • @TheAtomicGoliath
      @TheAtomicGoliath 10 лет назад +2

      terrorlizard Welcome Bruva, DONT DROP THE FUCKING BOLTER!

    • @terrorlizard
      @terrorlizard 10 лет назад +1

      Oh no!. It shot someone in the foot!?!.

  • @nashdavison4087
    @nashdavison4087 8 лет назад +1

    I feel as though there are very few member of the adeptus mechanicus or tech marines in the Alfa legion

    • @thefirstprimariscatosicari6870
      @thefirstprimariscatosicari6870 6 лет назад

      Considering the amount of tech-heresy the Alfa Legion takes part in I, Cato Sicarius, am not surprised.

  • @awsomesaucekirby
    @awsomesaucekirby 6 лет назад +1

    Was that zoran at the end?

  • @yuvalhuck1
    @yuvalhuck1 11 лет назад +1

    no cooking system? really?

  • @deathpick2
    @deathpick2 8 лет назад +3

    heresy, heresy everywhere

  • @AkiraHericho
    @AkiraHericho 11 лет назад +1

    Tell me when its safe to go in I want a wolf minter

  • @MrTheLOneWolf78
    @MrTheLOneWolf78 12 лет назад

    Could you make a video of that tyranid at 0:27

  • @MikoGot
    @MikoGot 5 лет назад +1

    lotr musical music you Deranged Karl

  • @Eaglestorm27
    @Eaglestorm27 6 лет назад

    what is the song ? It's feel so well with the situation who are so fun !

    • @sorchatheraven
      @sorchatheraven 4 года назад

      First one is The Cat and the Moon, from LOTR musical. The second is Irish drinking song, by Buck O Nine

  • @OverlordKhan3
    @OverlordKhan3 8 лет назад +1

    the emperors finest bar brawl!

  • @snurgumwurgum8238
    @snurgumwurgum8238 8 лет назад +3

    What the hell is the name of song playing in the background before the bar fight breaks out? I love tavern music. Mostly because i have a bar in my basement.

    • @sorchatheraven
      @sorchatheraven 4 года назад

      Know I'm probably late, but it's The Cat and the Moon from the LOTR musical

  • @NuclearFridge1
    @NuclearFridge1 7 лет назад

    This makes me think of a New Year's Eve I spent at a pub a couple of years ago... Fewer power weapons, but more bar stools...

    • @harryratcliffe8882
      @harryratcliffe8882 7 лет назад

      NuclearFridge1 what happened??

    • @NuclearFridge1
      @NuclearFridge1 7 лет назад

      Some young idiot got way too drunk and decided that what everyone in the bar wanted to see was him, naked, up on a table. Not a nice sight!

    • @harryratcliffe8882
      @harryratcliffe8882 7 лет назад

      Christ

  • @sar_ptolemy
    @sar_ptolemy 7 лет назад +1

    the bear gets me every time

  • @sabermanity
    @sabermanity 10 лет назад

    all i wanna know is does that pub/tavern have a noosphere link

  • @MrGhostly12321
    @MrGhostly12321 12 лет назад

    as soon as it started I knew it'd be great.
    SO MUCH WIN

  • @pleasebepatientihavesevere1980
    @pleasebepatientihavesevere1980 12 лет назад

    Looks like I've got quite the mess to clean up.

  • @foomboom2
    @foomboom2 11 лет назад +1

    Never knew Alfa and Robb Stark were cousins.....

  • @yastredorgan8235
    @yastredorgan8235 8 лет назад +3

    That was the best thing I have ever seen. :D

  • @Galenin
    @Galenin 11 лет назад

    I dare not asking really but let me bold ...
    wut is/are the name/s of the song/s ... ?

  • @Prussia1991
    @Prussia1991 9 лет назад

    what's the name of the song in the background?

  • @Kaiserhawk
    @Kaiserhawk 12 лет назад +1

    Where everybody knows your name

  • @rak1445
    @rak1445 12 лет назад

    What is the song at the peaceful peaceful beginning?

  • @RazORKful
    @RazORKful 12 лет назад

    Have you ever been to a pub?

  • @wrongfulfishyt
    @wrongfulfishyt 7 лет назад

    if this is average, what's a violent day like?

  • @2kor517
    @2kor517 12 лет назад +1

    Bootiful

  • @tootyfruity70
    @tootyfruity70 11 лет назад +1

    did alfabusa get hit with a picture of govener militant alexander?

    • @tootyfruity70
      @tootyfruity70 6 лет назад +1

      Only took me four years to realise it was a picture of commander Boreal..

  • @Senor_Penor
    @Senor_Penor 4 года назад

    Absolute beauty in every form

  • @blacksmithpanzer4517
    @blacksmithpanzer4517 7 лет назад

    does anyone know the music that was playing before the fight? the one about fiddles and twiddles

    • @sorchatheraven
      @sorchatheraven 4 года назад

      The Cat and the Moon, from LOTR musical

  • @TheBluemax43
    @TheBluemax43 12 лет назад

    i hate to ask this but what is that amazing song in the back ground

  • @lego1168
    @lego1168 8 лет назад

    whats the song in the background

  • @gaintrobotsrulez
    @gaintrobotsrulez 12 лет назад

    Why we use the battle pub rarely

  • @blazerashbringer2001
    @blazerashbringer2001 6 лет назад

    Did anybody saw my Power Sword is been years and i lost it at that bar

  • @rak1445
    @rak1445 11 лет назад

    Here on a regular comment patrol. Still no sign of answer, so... Please, anyone... Tell me the name of the song on the beginning...

  • @whereami8301
    @whereami8301 7 лет назад

    This is my favorite video.

  • @aptspire
    @aptspire 7 лет назад +1

    Is that the time everyone got Crotch Rot?

  • @RandoGrunt
    @RandoGrunt 11 лет назад

    Oh it wasn't a brawl: It was a massive case of "friendly fire"

  • @samurman6996
    @samurman6996 12 лет назад

    Yep, and the worst thing is - This is a quiet day.

  • @chaplain900
    @chaplain900 12 лет назад

    The codex astartes does not support this action

  • @soldiersPL
    @soldiersPL 11 лет назад

    How in world you still not forbiden to enter to bars?(sry. for my gramar)