It'd be funny if you got sent flying by being zerg rushed by zerglings then get used as a soccer ball by some ultralisks then finally gets a nuke dropped on you while having GDI Ion Cannon used on him at the same time and sent flying by it all.
0:00 Intro 0:07 He gets assaulted by a moose 0:21 Suddenly the God-emperor comes out from nowhere & gives Alfabusa a power-hug! 0:53 A skeleton pops out of the closet 1:13 I uh... make a video! 1:35 Suddenly, he comes across a Tyranid hive and mistakes it as a cactus. He mysteriously retrieves the hive and brings it back to Borealum, where the hive then begins to send out jeanstealers. The Alfa Legion is then sent through a dark time when no one has any pants. 2:31 Alfa finds a bottle of Skooma and from nowhere an oblivion imperial guard pops out and arrests him. While in jail, Alfa sleeps and loses all of his skill progression, his power armor was stolen so now he's naked 3:48 TACTICAL CACTUS STRIKE FROM THE SKY 4:07 Alfa's cactus farm turns into Ultramarines 4:35 WHEN SUDDENLY CHAOS HAPPENS 4:56 A METAL BAWKS materializes in front of him. Carron rolls out the back and jumps on his back screaming "run lap dog of the false Emperor!" and trips over a carton of milk 5:30 Outro
Commander boreal yells “Godsplitter” with intense earape, followed by high hammer cutting the planet in half, sending the character out into space where he lands on the window of borealises flagship, which the commander hits the windshield button to get him off.
+Baptiste Cellier Jedi also call this the dark side of youtube. There is also the dark side of the web wich we call the deep web ,can be compared to the warp.
jean math Lepage Or the mind fuck of a rhand sorcerer. Rhand sorcerer where an obscure part odf the EU, mysterious and unknow from most of the galaxy, but ho boy ho boy, every fan aware of heir existance think that they could replace the sith and where super awsome... Imagine bad ass tzeench sorcerer that pray nurgle... Yep. They rely on huge force power, and only use the cosmic power of the force, and do not call it force but the "DARK", since for them the force is a power born of life energy, and life is something that must be ended, rhand sorcerer as nurgle worshiper like guys tend to think that nothing is eternal, and thus only destruction is eternal, so all civilisation culture race species shall be destroyed. Rhand sorcerer eventend to choose their own death Some Rhand sorcerer are just some floating decaying corpse spreading plague in the air. Rhand sorcerer us ethe Dark that power give them with farsight, they can see beyond the small barrier of their natural prison the entire galaxy past and future. Thus making them excellent schemer. And of you are not fortunate enough to be usefull in their convulted plan, and have the misfortune to be in their farsight, ho boy, no matter how far from them you are, you are just dead, you will grown old very fast until death, all the machinery of your ship will stop functioning etc etc..... And it is not all they kinda use some insane technic like teh spawn.. Or can just summon abomination, like entire army of squelettes that they dig up to the ground, or just APPOCALYPSE GODS, bu this requiere certain circumstances that could not be set until rhand sorcerer find a way to expand their small empire. Evert rhand sorcerer are mad as hell and are walking abobination of insanly powerfull force power.
The part where the Emperor hugs Alfabusa always makes me cry. I don't know why and it bothers me it's like watching a child who always wanted his father's approval to finally get it and it makes me tear up :(
When suddenly Sam Gamgee appears and points Alfabusa to the correct pronouncement of potatoes: "PO-TA-TOES" As of next Diomedes points to the correct pronouncement of Baneblade: "BAAAAANEBLAADE!"
He is the chapter master of the alfa legion (a fan-made chapter of space marines) and as such, everyone loves doing lulzy things with him (maybe that is one of the reasons that he never comes into the chat? uhm....)
It'd be funny if he got sent flying by zerg rushed by zerglings then get used as a soccer ball by some ultralisks then finally gets a nuke dropped on him while having GDI Ion Cannon used on him at the same time and sent flying by it all.
This is why I am deadest marine!
GOOD JOB KARL, LOVE YOU.
Bruva Alfabusa why cactus?!?!
METAL BAWKSES!!
It'd be funny if you got sent flying by being zerg rushed by zerglings then get used as a soccer ball by some ultralisks then finally gets a nuke dropped on you while having GDI Ion Cannon used on him at the same time and sent flying by it all.
if you create the fate of an ork i have an idea.
SUDDENLY an ork pack rolls over him shouting ORKS ORKS ORKS ORKS.
I like how "Chaos" is just a horde of RUclips comments haha
Indeed. Heresy is rife within these sectors.
Make it so...
Make it so...
Make it so...
+Cameron Johnson By the God- Emperors holy Inqisition fire exterminates on the heretics
Love how one of the comments is "A dick within a dick within a dick within a dick within a dick within a dick within a dick within a dick"
DCdabest I
Ahriman was searching for these powers the deadly and grotesque “THE COMMENT SECTION”
I think this is my favorite one of all time. Alfabusa just looks so extremely happy to meet the emperor. Too bad about that power hug thing.
By the Gods, that fucking loading bar for Oblivion had me crying for a minute straight.
"Our guards are psychic" XD
0:00 Intro
0:07 He gets assaulted by a moose
0:21 Suddenly the God-emperor comes out from nowhere & gives Alfabusa a power-hug!
0:53 A skeleton pops out of the closet
1:13 I uh... make a video!
1:35 Suddenly, he comes across a Tyranid hive and mistakes it as a cactus. He mysteriously retrieves the hive and brings it back to Borealum, where the hive then begins to send out jeanstealers. The Alfa Legion is then sent through a dark time when no one has any pants.
2:31 Alfa finds a bottle of Skooma and from nowhere an oblivion imperial guard pops out and arrests him. While in jail, Alfa sleeps and loses all of his skill progression, his power armor was stolen so now he's naked
3:48 TACTICAL CACTUS STRIKE FROM THE SKY
4:07 Alfa's cactus farm turns into Ultramarines
4:35 WHEN SUDDENLY CHAOS HAPPENS
4:56 A METAL BAWKS materializes in front of him. Carron rolls out the back and jumps on his back screaming "run lap dog of the false Emperor!" and trips over a carton of milk
5:30 Outro
The Emperor's hug is too tempting to ignore.
2012 was in a different dimension.
JEANSSTEALERS! MY OLD FOE
BROTHER WHAT IS THIS!?
Rubric Marine a cactus
Many people died.
Karl the Deranged But it was all worth it(?)
Did they die because of kaktus god
Not enough died
I rate this video 5 out of Sly Marbo
So that's a 5/*AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA~*
My men need chicken, but if you will not serve in the kitchen then you will serve on the firing line.
So 0 then
General Wolf No, the "frying line"
And this journey now comes to an end.
Death by Magnus
Remember, our guards are psychic
Them Oblivion guards are badass.
What is the song that plays when Alphabusa is walking through the snow before the "WHEN SUDDENLY" appears?
Commander boreal yells “Godsplitter” with intense earape, followed by high hammer cutting the planet in half, sending the character out into space where he lands on the window of borealises flagship, which the commander hits the windshield button to get him off.
There is nothing better than power hug from Emperor, the Space Jesus
Had Oblivion referance...10/10
Forces of chaos are strong in the youtbe commentary section...
+Baptiste Cellier Jedi also call this the dark side of youtube.
There is also the dark side of the web wich we call the deep web ,can be compared to the warp.
jean math Lepage
Or the mind fuck of a rhand sorcerer.
Rhand sorcerer where an obscure part odf the EU, mysterious and unknow from most of the galaxy, but ho boy ho boy, every fan aware of heir existance think that they could replace the sith and where super awsome... Imagine bad ass tzeench sorcerer that pray nurgle... Yep.
They rely on huge force power, and only use the cosmic power of the force, and do not call it force but the "DARK", since for them the force is a power born of life energy, and life is something that must be ended, rhand sorcerer as nurgle worshiper like guys tend to think that nothing is eternal, and thus only destruction is eternal, so all civilisation culture race species shall be destroyed.
Rhand sorcerer eventend to choose their own death
Some Rhand sorcerer are just some floating decaying corpse spreading plague in the air.
Rhand sorcerer us ethe Dark that power give them with farsight, they can see beyond the small barrier of their natural prison the entire galaxy past and future. Thus making them excellent schemer. And of you are not fortunate enough to be usefull in their convulted plan, and have the misfortune to be in their farsight, ho boy, no matter how far from them you are, you are just dead, you will grown old very fast until death, all the machinery of your ship will stop functioning etc etc.....
And it is not all they kinda use some insane technic like teh spawn.. Or can just summon abomination, like entire army of squelettes that they dig up to the ground, or just APPOCALYPSE GODS, bu this requiere certain circumstances that could not be set until rhand sorcerer find a way to expand their small empire.
Evert rhand sorcerer are mad as hell and are walking abobination of insanly powerfull force power.
Another glorious video. These annoucments are really useful
The part where the Emperor hugs Alfabusa always makes me cry. I don't know why and it bothers me
it's like watching a child who always wanted his father's approval to finally get it and it makes me tear up :(
0:49 is my new screensaver.
What's the music you use for the "walking thought the woods" bit? It's so lovable and catchy!! ^_^
Funk yeah! Didn't expect yo to use my idea. Either way, it was awesome.
4:35 is my favorite one. Good job, Bruva.'
Nice touch with the Oblivion loading screen's loading bar. IT JUST WONT FINISH
Whoever responds, uh... power hug from Sly Marbo?
Yep, idk
A reply
Best reply ever, dude.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-sly marbo
The Emperor...."But a Space Marine has no tears, and therefore he suffers so much more..."
I'd stop walking through that damn forest.
list of things to do if i still survived 40000 years later: hugged by the Emperor of Mankind
How can he grow Cactuses on the snow?
+Zephyrus Mapping Because cactuses. -.-
By the power of julmust.
Because the farm is located on a boreal forest.
Swedesian Cactuses are actually a species of xenos fanatically loyal to the alfa legion
Just seeing that jumping text told me it's gonna be good
0:33 I need to get this holy music
kinda late, but this is composer Sergei Rachmaninoff - Praise the Lord, O My Soul
Lord Shnitzel Yeah kinda...
Thanks Bruh!
so that's where all the jeanstealers came from the day our pants where stolen
When I watch this, I actually feel like I want to meet with the Emperor.
The part with the emperor caught me off guard and I cried tears of joy for a moment until he broke Alfa in half.
I lost my shit when Diomedes took a good long look inside the jar
why is pony thread simulator on next video on autoplay?
This is it...the origin of the Emperor's throne room theme song!
Does anyone know the music at 1:23?
OH GOD THAT'S WHAT ALFA LOOKS LIKE UNDER THAT ARMOUR!
What's the music that plays when the moose appears?
Finntroll - Trollvisan
When suddenly Sam Gamgee appears and points Alfabusa to the correct pronouncement of potatoes: "PO-TA-TOES"
As of next Diomedes points to the correct pronouncement of Baneblade: "BAAAAANEBLAADE!"
That was...just so...glorious
FUCKING BRILLIANT
so, have we done a black crusade against the tau yet?
He is the chapter master of the alfa legion (a fan-made chapter of space marines) and as such, everyone loves doing lulzy things with him (maybe that is one of the reasons that he never comes into the chat? uhm....)
2:15 - 2:29 The ultimate Warhammer 40k comedy. XD
I dont remember that this ever happend .... well lets just forget it ....
What is the name of music when emperor appears?
I was wondering where my pants disappeared to in the middle of classes...
IT WAS THE JEANSTEALERS!
Great work!
You got me there jean stealers!!!!!!
Rachmaninov - Russian Choral Music -
Can someone tell me the music that always plays when a moose slams someone?
Tha kazoo song
+Clyde Craft But seriously
What's the name of the song that is being played when the emperor hugged him?
*God Empeeor breaks Alfa*
This is why we can't have nice things.
What happened to force commander Thule, why does no one remember him?
whats the name of the music used during comments?
Liked for the Emperor's power hug
hmm i wonder, the skeleton in the closet one actually seems to be what happened, but instead of a skeleton it was a vampire named Pyotr
Yo, what is the tune that moose is kazoo-ing?
Oh damn what song is that kazoo part from in the part with the moose attack??? I'm pretty confident it's from Finntroll.
Trollvisan - Finntroll
+Karl the Deranged What about the music during the part with the Emprah
What is the intro music?
Diomedes skipped leg day
So did the corpse emperor.
What's the song when he make a video?
It'd be funny if he got sent flying by zerg rushed by zerglings then get used as a soccer ball by some ultralisks then finally gets a nuke dropped on him while having GDI Ion Cannon used on him at the same time and sent flying by it all.
Is it my idea or in the Carron segment you put the ocmbat music from the Witcher 2?
There should be a fate of fresh sorcerer also that would be funny.
alfa is lucky his cactus turned into ultramarines instead of boreale's. I still miss my farm
What's with Alfa and Cacti?
How did he insert the whole tyranid hive in a... glass...
What is that song that plays when Alfabusa is strolling through the forest of Swedesia?
what was the music for the emperor?
+khalid bin ghaith My musics.
meanwhile in the eye of terror
Could ther be one where i ask him what a Clitoris is?
Good god that announcement.
2:20 Comicron-1 what the hell?
That Skelington....2 Sp00k
4:50 (multiple pauses may be required)
"Commander Angelos shows up and DICK"
what
0:50 So that's where Vulkan gets it from.
what is the song when the emperor come?
ooh, thank you for the answer.
Is Alfabusa from Sweden?
Yes.
Oh! Even better!
God I miss the Alfa Legion
How have I never seen this?!
Glorious
DON'T FORGET THE DAMN SANDVICHES!
Alfabusa get tactical in space n' strikes on a...PLANET OF HAWT AND SEXY - SANDWICHES
whats the skeleton's song?
Spooky scary skeletons...
A worthy video bruva
0:32 i want that music
I still dont get why no one said "the suddenly sly marbo"
1:11 SPOOKY SCARY SKELETONS SEND SHIVERS DOWN YOUR SPINE!
SPOOKY SCARY SKELETON
What's next? Fate of Diomedes? Fate of Carron?
You forget bruva, that diomeades is half baneblade D:
jeanstealer? beanstealers weedstealer....
2:38 I forget what Skooma is. :(
a drug from the Elder Scrolls Games
Dominik Horáček
So it's not 40K then?
no
Think of it as like if somebody somehow made a drug that was a fusion of rum and crack.
Ultra drugs made by cats who became immune to normal drugs.
I want a Power Hug...
Mehtal Bawks!!!
D: aw my idea wasnt good enough