MOST CURSED 23 MINUTES OF 2023 - Toni and Ryan Podcast

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  • Опубликовано: 6 фев 2025

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  • @yellowticket9673
    @yellowticket9673 Год назад +713

    "But the Delivery!" This joke gets my stamp of approval!

    • @delsings
      @delsings Год назад +9

      I'd say "that's fire!", but they don't allow flammables 😂

    • @bostonpj
      @bostonpj Год назад +2

      @@delsingsthat wasn’t funny

    • @delsings
      @delsings Год назад +19

      @@bostonpj ok? Lol it was funny to me and comedy is subjective. You could've at least said "return to sender" tho

    • @AFoxInFlames
      @AFoxInFlames 8 месяцев назад +1

      😂😂😂

    • @AFoxInFlames
      @AFoxInFlames 8 месяцев назад +1

      ​@@delsingsI laughed❤

  • @AngryNerdBird
    @AngryNerdBird Год назад +1075

    Oh my god, Ryan's face as Toni says she loves cream pies. 🤣

    • @monkeybeasts
      @monkeybeasts Год назад +20

      thats the best one 😂

    • @Len_M.
      @Len_M. Год назад

      I’m sure she does. 😂 It was an Aussie GF that joked she was going to give me a snowball, yeah, NO you are NOT. Aussies are foul creatures sometimes.

    • @b3hindth3ma5kreviews
      @b3hindth3ma5kreviews Год назад +11

      Everyone's reaction to the cream pie face my sides hurt from laughing so hard

    • @MzJenAtailia
      @MzJenAtailia 11 месяцев назад

      I call it Loading the dishwasher 😅🎉😂❤

    • @emmabubbles3557
      @emmabubbles3557 10 месяцев назад +3

      Toni’s face when she finds out Americans don’t “hip hip hooray” 😂

  • @mesamies123
    @mesamies123 Год назад +392

    My favorite (post office pun): Toni: "Was that on purpose?! Was that on purpose?!"
    Ryan: "I mean: Yes, I'm hilarious! I'm very quick and funny!" 😂❤

  • @MsLizzy_T
    @MsLizzy_T Год назад +189

    The seagull is my absolute favourite one for the year! Also, the penguin laugh.

    • @brittbecka8552
      @brittbecka8552 Год назад +6

      Wheezy from toy story😂

    • @Trump.is.a.nazzii
      @Trump.is.a.nazzii Год назад +10

      That seagull story was written by a Master Wordsmith 😂 Shakespeare couldn't have done better

  • @luannemcanda2281
    @luannemcanda2281 Год назад +214

    It's the "he's still stuck there" that gets me. Every. Single. Time. 🤣

  • @bella-mccord
    @bella-mccord Год назад +178

    this podcast has brought me so many laughs this year. I struggle with severe depression, anxiety, and an eating disorder, but listening to this podcast has helped to distract me from everything. As silly as it may sound, hearing you both laugh like Wheezy from toy story 2 helps lift my spirits and helps me to feel less lonely. I hope i can have a friendship again like you two have, and I really hope i can meet you guys next time you come back to the US 🖤

    • @nikiTricoteuse
      @nikiTricoteuse Год назад +8

      Hang in there. I'm old af and got through it by being determined to outlive the fekers! Hugs.

    • @cappyjones
      @cappyjones Год назад +7

      We're all struggling with something, my friend. Remember to be kind to yourself and hang in there! Sending some love your way. ❤️

    • @alhana8293
      @alhana8293 Год назад +4

      Stau strong you've got this ❤

    • @estopesto2647
      @estopesto2647 Год назад +3

      ❤❤❤❤

    • @UrbanHiker317
      @UrbanHiker317 Год назад +3

      Keep up the good work. You already have this beautiful, hurtful thing called life figured out by looking for the good and taking time to laugh! Go you! ✌🏼💙🖖🏼🐟

  • @pipsqueek89
    @pipsqueek89 Год назад +141

    that tonal shift of
    "you're a dad now"
    just fucking kills me

  • @azanterose6526
    @azanterose6526 Год назад +121

    That last one when Toni couldn't stop using hand gestures😂 I laughed so much with this video.
    I love the energy with Toni & Ryan, very insync & matching humour.

    • @desert_holly
      @desert_holly Год назад +3

      That part got me into some serious giggle fits (*does the hand motions*) 😂😂😂

    • @egiapdradoow
      @egiapdradoow Год назад +1

      Love how she says faahhhhhht! 😂😂😂

    • @tiner8414
      @tiner8414 Год назад +3

      Some day she will find out why that method is a horrible tip. And that podcast will be epic!

  • @KurtAnderson812
    @KurtAnderson812 Год назад +47

    Ryan and Toni’s laughter is the serotonin lift that I need today

  • @milnarnik769
    @milnarnik769 8 месяцев назад +23

    My son, daughter and I all sing along with the washing machine. The look on my hubbies face the first time he heard us was priceless lmao. I think he thought what a pack of weirdos. It was awesome. And we still do it to this day :) and yes I sang along with Toni’s phone lmao 🤣

  • @suzbone
    @suzbone Год назад +409

    I joined the Seedless Watermelons Against Catholics FB group because of this podcast 😂😂😂😂

    • @cupcakebj96
      @cupcakebj96 Год назад +5

      Lolllll😂😂😂 I’m catholic n I love seedless anything 😂😂😂😂

    • @jeffreyklima7612
      @jeffreyklima7612 Год назад +22

      I joined catholics against seedless watermelons....seems we're now mortal enemies

    • @sezzie01
      @sezzie01 Год назад +2

      Haha me too!

    • @tojomelville3120
      @tojomelville3120 Год назад +1

      And me!

    • @delsings
      @delsings Год назад +4

      Ya know the rivalry makes sense... could you imagine catholics NOT wanting to spread their seeds? 😂

  • @somainswakadoad5684
    @somainswakadoad5684 Год назад +198

    how was the ducky spoon disaster not included in this, ive never seen toni so destroyed in real-time lol.

    • @AccidentallyOnPurpose
      @AccidentallyOnPurpose Год назад +12

      I don't think it was cursed more than it was just hilariously sad

  • @Nikkii18
    @Nikkii18 Год назад +109

    “I’d like to take back what I said” after finding the meaning of cream pie 😂😂😂 I’ll never not laugh at that clip 😂😂😂

  • @ShinteiKun
    @ShinteiKun Год назад +31

    These two are a national treasure!
    Much Love, from Croatia!

  • @erikaapicella
    @erikaapicella 11 месяцев назад +16

    Toni killls me😂😂 talking about the happy birthday song! Haha “so they don’t have fun” and the song from her washing machine 😂😂😂

  • @toxigenic
    @toxigenic 10 месяцев назад +11

    I'd like to imagine that fifty years from now you guys will still be friends and laughing hysterically together over silly crap. You guys always boost my spirits! 😸💕

  • @spookysugar
    @spookysugar 11 месяцев назад +15

    That grandma is a real unhinged girlie in her golden years and a true treasure

  • @Samantha-qj9wq
    @Samantha-qj9wq 6 месяцев назад +5

    I aspire to have a friendship as pure as Toni and Ryan.

  • @rebekahjimenez2808
    @rebekahjimenez2808 Год назад +16

    It's 5:15 am right now. Everyone's asleep in the house. But I really needed a laugh. Toni and Ryan never fail.

  • @littlepinkniki
    @littlepinkniki Год назад +192

    Toni and Ryan getting home *to their respective partners* at the end of the day: "Babe, I'm so tired from laughing!" Thanks guys, you're so great. :D

    • @theoneandonlybosable
      @theoneandonlybosable Год назад +3

      I don't think they are a couple

    • @littlepinkniki
      @littlepinkniki Год назад +4

      @@theoneandonlybosable they’re not, sorry, badly phrased, go home to their respective partners 😊

    • @jayayvee_music
      @jayayvee_music 8 месяцев назад

      @@littlepinknikiyou should probably edit your comment-

    • @InsaneLaughter01
      @InsaneLaughter01 Месяц назад

      You should delete the comments under here or it looks like the comment is still incorrect and there are idiots who will start a war here.

  • @njsmkmmsthatsit3518
    @njsmkmmsthatsit3518 Год назад +10

    Blessed are the whistle blowers. So to the "snitch" that anonymously reported their brother in law to the appropriate authorities (where ever you are in the world) THANK YOU for your service... All that is neccessary for evil to triumph in the world is for good people to do nothing. You did GOOD, tell no one, and I sincerely hope no one ever finds out it was you...

  • @blueeyedgirlS
    @blueeyedgirlS Год назад +146

    When Toni reads out the description of a cream pie...just how she says pie 💀😂

  • @allisonquinhones7594
    @allisonquinhones7594 Год назад +16

    The delivery pun is absolutely magical!
    😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @KraftyKc
    @KraftyKc Год назад +39

    I still laugh just as hard the 5th or 6th times I've watched that girl talk about her husband's accident 😂 🤣

  • @emmadurward3248
    @emmadurward3248 4 месяца назад +2

    12:37 I know this song off by heart and I haven’t had a washing machine with it for years

  • @ykskes2561
    @ykskes2561 Год назад +12

    The stitch with pretend to be my mum for a moment had me cackling like a goose on steroids 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 mind you I lost my mum almost 24 years ago… but this was gold 🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @melissastory1993
      @melissastory1993 3 месяца назад

      That was the funniest one, and I’ve also lost a parent haha. Maybe it takes away some of the taboo when you’ve already been through it.

  • @lorrainea4185
    @lorrainea4185 10 месяцев назад +64

    We prepay for gas in B.C. Canada because of Grants Law. Grant was a young man working at a gas station at night alone. A customer decided he wasn’t paying and went to drive off. Grant stood in front of car and he was hit and dragged more than a mile and obviously died. So now we all prepay.

    • @josieree
      @josieree 7 месяцев назад +4

      Sounds like grant wasn’t too smart

    • @Ryns.16688
      @Ryns.16688 7 месяцев назад +24

      ​@josieree That was mean. He was hard working and business was needing everyone to pay to pay employees and keep the place open. You let one person do it and they will keep doing it. Then others will join in. The man died. Please have some respect.

    • @AutumnSwift2
      @AutumnSwift2 7 месяцев назад +4

      ​@@Ryns.16688nah he was missing a few screws if he was willing to stand infront of a car like that.

    • @Ryns.16688
      @Ryns.16688 7 месяцев назад +4

      @AutumnSwift2 Sad, you would say that also. I hope you both have some respect in that way, one day in yall's life in regards to strangers, no matter if they are struggling or not.

    • @TomDufall
      @TomDufall 6 месяцев назад +5

      Here in the UK, with pay-at-pump pumps you put your card in before refueling and they place a hold on your bank account for the max they'll sell you (often £100) and then confirm the transaction to the bank when you finish. If you choose to pay at the shop instead, the cashier will note your car numberplate before activating the pump and, if you drive off without paying, they can pass that to the police who can look up the details of the car and visit you at home or work.

  • @RomanticGirl0131
    @RomanticGirl0131 Год назад +8

    This podcast has made me laugh and given me so much joy this year!!! I love all stories and jokes! You guys are awesome!!

  • @stephaniewhite7512
    @stephaniewhite7512 Год назад +43

    I can empathize with Ryzn here, on the cream pie. At work, someone scratched graffiti on the men's room mirror. Boss asked me to sand it off. While getting supplies to do so, boss enters the restroom (he's 6'4, older, and most proper. I'm 5'2 and perhaps jaded) He then bows down to read the graffiti, and then, ever so close to my ear, reads aloud the etched in word, CREAMPIE. I could tell he had no clue, similar to Toni here. I had to feign ignorance and keep my composure. 😂 🥧

    • @DingoDelta
      @DingoDelta 7 месяцев назад

      Yeah ignorance that's what it is 🫠

  • @devonleighrogers9766
    @devonleighrogers9766 Год назад +16

    I thought my laundry was done 😅 it’s got a whole 20 more minutes! When you have multiple Samsung appliances they alllll sing 😂

  • @aubreysnyders4880
    @aubreysnyders4880 8 месяцев назад +1

    These 2 must be the happiest people ever and watching their friendship gives me the warm fuzzies❤.

  • @JT-295
    @JT-295 Год назад +25

    I will never not laugh at “🦅🦅WaS ThAt On PuRPoSeE?!?!?!🦅🦅”

  • @TerriLandis-cv8df
    @TerriLandis-cv8df 3 месяца назад

    ❤😂 the amount of joy I get from watching you two I'll never be able to explain in words.

  • @gracesiegel7849
    @gracesiegel7849 3 месяца назад

    I love when you two are laughing and your laughters join to become one united expression a joy ❤❤

  • @pinkluver7715
    @pinkluver7715 Год назад +9

    So, I watch a lot of comedy "stuff" to combat my depression, but I can't believe that it's you two that bring me to tears and almost choke me out because I'm laughing so much I forget to breathe.
    I hope all is well and more entertainment is to come. Thanks for the laughs.

  • @christinselfridge6447
    @christinselfridge6447 8 месяцев назад +1

    Was just in the kitchen washing the dishes and had this on the TV in the other room. Listening to you both cracking up!! I said out loud, “on nooooo, what am I missing!!??” 😂😂😂

  • @Sammyrox1989
    @Sammyrox1989 Год назад +4

    OMG I'm laughing crying at these oh the seagull LOL told my hubby about that story LOL Toni and Ryan 2023 has been a joy laughter to the point of crying x

  • @krystalc6580
    @krystalc6580 2 месяца назад

    You guys are my favourite people on the internet. You’re hilarious and real and say what we are all thinking 😅 With all the negative shite on SM , you guys are the ray of wholesome sunshine we all need 😂😂 Thanks for the laughs , you can never retire 😂❤

  • @ulthea
    @ulthea 8 месяцев назад +2

    I've seen that skit so many times but it still results in a belly laugh!! (Tripped and landed in his co-workers...) 😂😂😂

  • @scoutlaceharding
    @scoutlaceharding 7 месяцев назад

    I hope that I can, one day, experience a fraction of the joy that Toni and Ryan get from Ryan making an unintentional pun about a pun they were already laughing at.

  • @fific37stream73
    @fific37stream73 8 месяцев назад +5

    Seagull one had me crying! 😂

  • @Craig-mo2ih
    @Craig-mo2ih 11 месяцев назад +3

    Day, month, year!!! Thank you Australia!! The UK stands with you on this 😂

  • @Kevin_B1428
    @Kevin_B1428 Год назад +2

    Absolutely ❤ you two! Thank you for cheering me up in what has been a sad, hard week ❤

  • @heathermcfarland6317
    @heathermcfarland6317 Год назад +31

    We need to make a list of all the animals Toni sounds like when she laughs. Respectfully, of course. So there’s 🪿 , 🦆 , 🦭 , 🐎 what am I missing 😂❤.

    • @18Hongo
      @18Hongo 7 месяцев назад

      Is there a seal emoji? 😂

  • @blugreen123
    @blugreen123 Год назад +9

    Justice for Nibbles! 😂

  • @HighTher3
    @HighTher3 Год назад +30

    I love how Toni constantly tries to give people the benefit of the doubt.

  • @Howiesgirl
    @Howiesgirl 10 месяцев назад

    These two are awesome! I absolutely had to subscribe.

  • @daryltait1626
    @daryltait1626 Год назад +3

    Best year recap video. Thank you for all the laughs!!! ❤

  • @anikajain571
    @anikajain571 Год назад +6

    Thanks guys, those 23 minutes made my year! ❤🎉😊

  • @abigailvanvleet3648
    @abigailvanvleet3648 Месяц назад

    “…so they don’t have fun there?” was delivered so well 😂😂

  • @Ginger_vitis
    @Ginger_vitis 7 месяцев назад +1

    OFFICIALLY MY NEW FAVORITE CHANNEL!!!

  • @spoonyvilko841
    @spoonyvilko841 Год назад +1

    Thank you lads and ladettes!
    Discovered you this year and you were the constant source of laughs and joy.
    Keep up, stay strong and healthy, and have a happy New Year!)

  • @dancer14280
    @dancer14280 Год назад +2

    OMG you two are just my favourite. My chest is always sore from laughing so hard by the end of your videos, so worth tho

  • @Ginmabes
    @Ginmabes Год назад +3

    I'm so happy I found you two !!! just sittin in me bed cackling.

  • @HawnGambit92
    @HawnGambit92 Год назад +2

    Thank you! You both have brought me laughter and joy throughout this year. Please come to Hawaii.

  • @TamMaree
    @TamMaree 8 месяцев назад +2

    Getting gas in America: 1) run your card (deb or cred) at pump and fill your tank up to desired dollar amount or to capacity, or 2) prepay your desired dollar amount in cash at the register and then pump the gas.
    There is a meter on the gas pump that tells you the dollar amount and how much gas you're putting in your vehicle, and it will automatically shut off once your tank has been filled to capacity or, when applicable, has reached the prepaid cash amount.
    I am so confused as to why that is weird. lol. I must google!

  • @JosieCat3
    @JosieCat3 5 месяцев назад

    Oh, you guys have so much fun! It’s contagious!

  • @OfficialBigDaddyBC
    @OfficialBigDaddyBC Год назад +2

    Love you both! Happy Holidays from BC, Canada 🇨🇦 ❤🎉🎉

  • @jacklynjones2425
    @jacklynjones2425 4 месяца назад

    You guys add so much joy to my day

  • @YGb-127
    @YGb-127 Год назад +2

    Love you both!!!! 😂 Happy Christmas and New Year ❤

  • @coolkumquats
    @coolkumquats 6 месяцев назад +1

    Was anyone else expecting a heartwarming comedy of errors in an effort to get that grandma's ashes back? I was left fully stunned that the guy just filled a bag with almond flour and called it good enough 🙃

  • @Virgo9-9
    @Virgo9-9 Год назад +9

    LMFAO! I need more Toni and Ryan!

  • @ourbellalife
    @ourbellalife Год назад

    Love these two so much!

  • @OneBentMonkey
    @OneBentMonkey 8 месяцев назад

    I’ll *never* tire of watching Ryan tell the seagull story!!

  • @Yoooonis
    @Yoooonis Год назад +9

    11:20 ok, we may not do the birthday hip hip hoorays, but do y’all’s do the birthday cha cha chas???

    • @InsaneLaughter01
      @InsaneLaughter01 Месяц назад

      I grew up with the sudden BOLTING from the room the second the song is over because someone wanted to give you your Birthday Beatings. You get slapped for each year you turn and one to ‘grow on’.

  • @fire2day
    @fire2day 10 месяцев назад +5

    The song that the Samsung washer and dryer play is Franz Schubert - The Trout. If you find a youtube video for the orchestra piece, the comments will usually have a timestamp for the washing machine people.

  • @stephaniegoodmorningsunshi158
    @stephaniegoodmorningsunshi158 7 месяцев назад

    Tears are streaming down my face I'm laughing so hard. love you guys!

  • @TheAllieBuba
    @TheAllieBuba Год назад

    I won’t lie to you….my two year old son was going to town on moms RUclips suggested and we stumbled upon you tonight’s. he gets a treat, you guys are brilliant 😅

  • @SamE377
    @SamE377 9 месяцев назад

    The greatest podcast and the best compilation of funnest moments!!

  • @sassyjintheuk
    @sassyjintheuk Год назад

    Just bloody brilliant. Love you guys. Happy New Year.❤

  • @teeshmorges5763
    @teeshmorges5763 6 месяцев назад +1

    My partner getting up to check our washing machine had me in fkn bits😂😂😂

  • @finestdime
    @finestdime 8 месяцев назад

    I'm mindblown by how much sense the day, month, year makes. We always gotta do things different over here lol

  • @thealmightyduck335
    @thealmightyduck335 11 месяцев назад

    Seriously one of the funniest podcasts ever. You guys are hilarious 😂

  • @dinkledankle
    @dinkledankle Год назад

    4:32 The absolute best joke I've heard in a literal decade. Such a good read.

  • @shischenkredemption8002
    @shischenkredemption8002 11 месяцев назад +1

    Holy shiz the but my mom is dead one made me laugh SO loud. I had to hide my phone so I could avoid telling my kids what made me laugh so hard. The shame.

  • @PrincessPineapple92
    @PrincessPineapple92 Год назад +1

    Please for 2024 longer videos! 🙏 I want more stories on the rabbit I mean Toni's duckie spoon!! 😂❤

  • @ShawnaMiller
    @ShawnaMiller Год назад +4

    The post office pun has my stamp of approval 😭😩🤣

    • @nghtguy13
      @nghtguy13 9 месяцев назад

      As a postal worker.
      I hate you.

  • @tychoman
    @tychoman Год назад +2

    The dead mother impression had me crying laughing. Also Ryan = Australian Travis Kelce!

  • @kristencreameans4494
    @kristencreameans4494 8 месяцев назад

    I want to be friends with Toni so bad! She sounds like someone who I would never get tired of as a friend.

  • @Pixdust77
    @Pixdust77 7 месяцев назад

    This video is why I subscribed!

  • @nicolehorde7468
    @nicolehorde7468 Месяц назад

    Omg i have that washing machine! That song is way too excessive 😂 i actually thought my wash was done when you played it

  • @janetmonkey75
    @janetmonkey75 Год назад

    😂😂😂 the mail bit kills me! 🤣🤣

  • @jaimearus8382
    @jaimearus8382 10 месяцев назад

    OMG you guys laughing makes me laugh! THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU!

  • @tomadumas2939
    @tomadumas2939 Год назад +3

    That is the colonial tune of my washer and dryer! I hear that every f*ckin time my machine is finished, so funny!

  • @roxannewestern3681
    @roxannewestern3681 Год назад +1

    I literally love these two!!!!! 😂

  • @joelbrown3479
    @joelbrown3479 Год назад +1

    Toni & Ryan 2023...
    PRICELESS
    Bronx Love guyz😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎

  • @jessicahazen4570
    @jessicahazen4570 5 месяцев назад

    I love watching Ryan's hair get higher and higher with every clip. 😂

  • @pineapplegirl8078
    @pineapplegirl8078 Год назад

    My youngest daughter and I were playing with her older sisters baby. My granddaughter got up and started to take her first steps, with lightening speed my daughter’s hand shot out and knocked her over accompanied with a shout of “Not on my watch Princess!” I couldn’t breathe from laughing so hard 😂

  • @jessp4016
    @jessp4016 Год назад

    I haven't laughed this much at a video in idk how long 😂 you're incredibly hilarious!

  • @jordanb6443
    @jordanb6443 6 месяцев назад

    The mail one was my fave 😂😂😂

  • @KathyAnne28
    @KathyAnne28 Год назад +3

    0:08 Toni having no idea what's coming

  • @riverdreams9510
    @riverdreams9510 Год назад +13

    TROTY award (Toni's reaction of the year) is "Oh I love creampie"

  • @KathyAnne28
    @KathyAnne28 Год назад +1

    1:50 Toni SELLING IT kills me every time

  • @jessp4016
    @jessp4016 Год назад +1

    Toni trying to hide and hold back her laugh to not spoil the joke for Ryan 😆

  • @GeorgeHannahUK
    @GeorgeHannahUK 7 месяцев назад

    This is hilarious. What a way to wake up this morning

  • @WolfmoonWoman
    @WolfmoonWoman Месяц назад

    Omg I work in retail and sold the simple human trash can for years. Why did i never notice this?!! LOL

  • @TippiTappi
    @TippiTappi Год назад +15

    I'm confused about the Americans commenting about gas pumps. You don't have to guess anything. Put your card in at the pump and let it go until your tank is filled, or stop whenever you want. It shows what you're paying as you pump.

    • @Saharashii
      @Saharashii Год назад +1

      I've been to a couple of stations before where you have to enter a dollar amount first, like guessing you need about 40$ worth of gas. It's pretty pointless though because if you end up being wrong and it's less, it will charge you less anyway

    • @FoxenGlow
      @FoxenGlow 9 месяцев назад +2

      If you pay cash, you have to pay before you pump in most places. But if you guessed too much then you have to go back and get CHANGE from the TELLER. UUUUHHHG
      But with a card it just normal pay what you pumped

  • @fayeflawless9564
    @fayeflawless9564 Год назад +3

    the seagull story 😂

  • @gracechow2623
    @gracechow2623 Год назад

    Thank you for a wonderful year!

  • @cherrylicious8772
    @cherrylicious8772 10 месяцев назад

    brilliant, i cried whole way though it not laffed like this in long time. so cheers.