this podcast has brought me so many laughs this year. I struggle with severe depression, anxiety, and an eating disorder, but listening to this podcast has helped to distract me from everything. As silly as it may sound, hearing you both laugh like Wheezy from toy story 2 helps lift my spirits and helps me to feel less lonely. I hope i can have a friendship again like you two have, and I really hope i can meet you guys next time you come back to the US 🖤
Keep up the good work. You already have this beautiful, hurtful thing called life figured out by looking for the good and taking time to laugh! Go you! ✌🏼💙🖖🏼🐟
That last one when Toni couldn't stop using hand gestures😂 I laughed so much with this video. I love the energy with Toni & Ryan, very insync & matching humour.
My son, daughter and I all sing along with the washing machine. The look on my hubbies face the first time he heard us was priceless lmao. I think he thought what a pack of weirdos. It was awesome. And we still do it to this day :) and yes I sang along with Toni’s phone lmao 🤣
I'd like to imagine that fifty years from now you guys will still be friends and laughing hysterically together over silly crap. You guys always boost my spirits! 😸💕
Blessed are the whistle blowers. So to the "snitch" that anonymously reported their brother in law to the appropriate authorities (where ever you are in the world) THANK YOU for your service... All that is neccessary for evil to triumph in the world is for good people to do nothing. You did GOOD, tell no one, and I sincerely hope no one ever finds out it was you...
The stitch with pretend to be my mum for a moment had me cackling like a goose on steroids 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 mind you I lost my mum almost 24 years ago… but this was gold 🤣🤣🤣🤣
We prepay for gas in B.C. Canada because of Grants Law. Grant was a young man working at a gas station at night alone. A customer decided he wasn’t paying and went to drive off. Grant stood in front of car and he was hit and dragged more than a mile and obviously died. So now we all prepay.
@josieree That was mean. He was hard working and business was needing everyone to pay to pay employees and keep the place open. You let one person do it and they will keep doing it. Then others will join in. The man died. Please have some respect.
@AutumnSwift2 Sad, you would say that also. I hope you both have some respect in that way, one day in yall's life in regards to strangers, no matter if they are struggling or not.
Here in the UK, with pay-at-pump pumps you put your card in before refueling and they place a hold on your bank account for the max they'll sell you (often £100) and then confirm the transaction to the bank when you finish. If you choose to pay at the shop instead, the cashier will note your car numberplate before activating the pump and, if you drive off without paying, they can pass that to the police who can look up the details of the car and visit you at home or work.
I can empathize with Ryzn here, on the cream pie. At work, someone scratched graffiti on the men's room mirror. Boss asked me to sand it off. While getting supplies to do so, boss enters the restroom (he's 6'4, older, and most proper. I'm 5'2 and perhaps jaded) He then bows down to read the graffiti, and then, ever so close to my ear, reads aloud the etched in word, CREAMPIE. I could tell he had no clue, similar to Toni here. I had to feign ignorance and keep my composure. 😂 🥧
So, I watch a lot of comedy "stuff" to combat my depression, but I can't believe that it's you two that bring me to tears and almost choke me out because I'm laughing so much I forget to breathe. I hope all is well and more entertainment is to come. Thanks for the laughs.
Was just in the kitchen washing the dishes and had this on the TV in the other room. Listening to you both cracking up!! I said out loud, “on nooooo, what am I missing!!??” 😂😂😂
OMG I'm laughing crying at these oh the seagull LOL told my hubby about that story LOL Toni and Ryan 2023 has been a joy laughter to the point of crying x
You guys are my favourite people on the internet. You’re hilarious and real and say what we are all thinking 😅 With all the negative shite on SM , you guys are the ray of wholesome sunshine we all need 😂😂 Thanks for the laughs , you can never retire 😂❤
I hope that I can, one day, experience a fraction of the joy that Toni and Ryan get from Ryan making an unintentional pun about a pun they were already laughing at.
Thank you lads and ladettes! Discovered you this year and you were the constant source of laughs and joy. Keep up, stay strong and healthy, and have a happy New Year!)
Getting gas in America: 1) run your card (deb or cred) at pump and fill your tank up to desired dollar amount or to capacity, or 2) prepay your desired dollar amount in cash at the register and then pump the gas. There is a meter on the gas pump that tells you the dollar amount and how much gas you're putting in your vehicle, and it will automatically shut off once your tank has been filled to capacity or, when applicable, has reached the prepaid cash amount. I am so confused as to why that is weird. lol. I must google!
Was anyone else expecting a heartwarming comedy of errors in an effort to get that grandma's ashes back? I was left fully stunned that the guy just filled a bag with almond flour and called it good enough 🙃
I grew up with the sudden BOLTING from the room the second the song is over because someone wanted to give you your Birthday Beatings. You get slapped for each year you turn and one to ‘grow on’.
The song that the Samsung washer and dryer play is Franz Schubert - The Trout. If you find a youtube video for the orchestra piece, the comments will usually have a timestamp for the washing machine people.
I won’t lie to you….my two year old son was going to town on moms RUclips suggested and we stumbled upon you tonight’s. he gets a treat, you guys are brilliant 😅
Holy shiz the but my mom is dead one made me laugh SO loud. I had to hide my phone so I could avoid telling my kids what made me laugh so hard. The shame.
My youngest daughter and I were playing with her older sisters baby. My granddaughter got up and started to take her first steps, with lightening speed my daughter’s hand shot out and knocked her over accompanied with a shout of “Not on my watch Princess!” I couldn’t breathe from laughing so hard 😂
I'm confused about the Americans commenting about gas pumps. You don't have to guess anything. Put your card in at the pump and let it go until your tank is filled, or stop whenever you want. It shows what you're paying as you pump.
I've been to a couple of stations before where you have to enter a dollar amount first, like guessing you need about 40$ worth of gas. It's pretty pointless though because if you end up being wrong and it's less, it will charge you less anyway
If you pay cash, you have to pay before you pump in most places. But if you guessed too much then you have to go back and get CHANGE from the TELLER. UUUUHHHG But with a card it just normal pay what you pumped
"But the Delivery!" This joke gets my stamp of approval!
I'd say "that's fire!", but they don't allow flammables 😂
@@delsingsthat wasn’t funny
@@bostonpj ok? Lol it was funny to me and comedy is subjective. You could've at least said "return to sender" tho
😂😂😂
@@delsingsI laughed❤
Oh my god, Ryan's face as Toni says she loves cream pies. 🤣
thats the best one 😂
I’m sure she does. 😂 It was an Aussie GF that joked she was going to give me a snowball, yeah, NO you are NOT. Aussies are foul creatures sometimes.
Everyone's reaction to the cream pie face my sides hurt from laughing so hard
I call it Loading the dishwasher 😅🎉😂❤
Toni’s face when she finds out Americans don’t “hip hip hooray” 😂
My favorite (post office pun): Toni: "Was that on purpose?! Was that on purpose?!"
Ryan: "I mean: Yes, I'm hilarious! I'm very quick and funny!" 😂❤
The seagull is my absolute favourite one for the year! Also, the penguin laugh.
Wheezy from toy story😂
That seagull story was written by a Master Wordsmith 😂 Shakespeare couldn't have done better
It's the "he's still stuck there" that gets me. Every. Single. Time. 🤣
this podcast has brought me so many laughs this year. I struggle with severe depression, anxiety, and an eating disorder, but listening to this podcast has helped to distract me from everything. As silly as it may sound, hearing you both laugh like Wheezy from toy story 2 helps lift my spirits and helps me to feel less lonely. I hope i can have a friendship again like you two have, and I really hope i can meet you guys next time you come back to the US 🖤
Hang in there. I'm old af and got through it by being determined to outlive the fekers! Hugs.
We're all struggling with something, my friend. Remember to be kind to yourself and hang in there! Sending some love your way. ❤️
Stau strong you've got this ❤
❤❤❤❤
Keep up the good work. You already have this beautiful, hurtful thing called life figured out by looking for the good and taking time to laugh! Go you! ✌🏼💙🖖🏼🐟
that tonal shift of
"you're a dad now"
just fucking kills me
That last one when Toni couldn't stop using hand gestures😂 I laughed so much with this video.
I love the energy with Toni & Ryan, very insync & matching humour.
That part got me into some serious giggle fits (*does the hand motions*) 😂😂😂
Love how she says faahhhhhht! 😂😂😂
Some day she will find out why that method is a horrible tip. And that podcast will be epic!
Ryan and Toni’s laughter is the serotonin lift that I need today
My son, daughter and I all sing along with the washing machine. The look on my hubbies face the first time he heard us was priceless lmao. I think he thought what a pack of weirdos. It was awesome. And we still do it to this day :) and yes I sang along with Toni’s phone lmao 🤣
I joined the Seedless Watermelons Against Catholics FB group because of this podcast 😂😂😂😂
Lolllll😂😂😂 I’m catholic n I love seedless anything 😂😂😂😂
I joined catholics against seedless watermelons....seems we're now mortal enemies
Haha me too!
And me!
Ya know the rivalry makes sense... could you imagine catholics NOT wanting to spread their seeds? 😂
how was the ducky spoon disaster not included in this, ive never seen toni so destroyed in real-time lol.
I don't think it was cursed more than it was just hilariously sad
“I’d like to take back what I said” after finding the meaning of cream pie 😂😂😂 I’ll never not laugh at that clip 😂😂😂
These two are a national treasure!
Much Love, from Croatia!
Toni killls me😂😂 talking about the happy birthday song! Haha “so they don’t have fun” and the song from her washing machine 😂😂😂
I'd like to imagine that fifty years from now you guys will still be friends and laughing hysterically together over silly crap. You guys always boost my spirits! 😸💕
That grandma is a real unhinged girlie in her golden years and a true treasure
I aspire to have a friendship as pure as Toni and Ryan.
It's 5:15 am right now. Everyone's asleep in the house. But I really needed a laugh. Toni and Ryan never fail.
Toni and Ryan getting home *to their respective partners* at the end of the day: "Babe, I'm so tired from laughing!" Thanks guys, you're so great. :D
I don't think they are a couple
@@theoneandonlybosable they’re not, sorry, badly phrased, go home to their respective partners 😊
@@littlepinknikiyou should probably edit your comment-
You should delete the comments under here or it looks like the comment is still incorrect and there are idiots who will start a war here.
Blessed are the whistle blowers. So to the "snitch" that anonymously reported their brother in law to the appropriate authorities (where ever you are in the world) THANK YOU for your service... All that is neccessary for evil to triumph in the world is for good people to do nothing. You did GOOD, tell no one, and I sincerely hope no one ever finds out it was you...
When Toni reads out the description of a cream pie...just how she says pie 💀😂
The delivery pun is absolutely magical!
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
I still laugh just as hard the 5th or 6th times I've watched that girl talk about her husband's accident 😂 🤣
12:37 I know this song off by heart and I haven’t had a washing machine with it for years
The stitch with pretend to be my mum for a moment had me cackling like a goose on steroids 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 mind you I lost my mum almost 24 years ago… but this was gold 🤣🤣🤣🤣
That was the funniest one, and I’ve also lost a parent haha. Maybe it takes away some of the taboo when you’ve already been through it.
We prepay for gas in B.C. Canada because of Grants Law. Grant was a young man working at a gas station at night alone. A customer decided he wasn’t paying and went to drive off. Grant stood in front of car and he was hit and dragged more than a mile and obviously died. So now we all prepay.
Sounds like grant wasn’t too smart
@josieree That was mean. He was hard working and business was needing everyone to pay to pay employees and keep the place open. You let one person do it and they will keep doing it. Then others will join in. The man died. Please have some respect.
@@Ryns.16688nah he was missing a few screws if he was willing to stand infront of a car like that.
@AutumnSwift2 Sad, you would say that also. I hope you both have some respect in that way, one day in yall's life in regards to strangers, no matter if they are struggling or not.
Here in the UK, with pay-at-pump pumps you put your card in before refueling and they place a hold on your bank account for the max they'll sell you (often £100) and then confirm the transaction to the bank when you finish. If you choose to pay at the shop instead, the cashier will note your car numberplate before activating the pump and, if you drive off without paying, they can pass that to the police who can look up the details of the car and visit you at home or work.
This podcast has made me laugh and given me so much joy this year!!! I love all stories and jokes! You guys are awesome!!
I can empathize with Ryzn here, on the cream pie. At work, someone scratched graffiti on the men's room mirror. Boss asked me to sand it off. While getting supplies to do so, boss enters the restroom (he's 6'4, older, and most proper. I'm 5'2 and perhaps jaded) He then bows down to read the graffiti, and then, ever so close to my ear, reads aloud the etched in word, CREAMPIE. I could tell he had no clue, similar to Toni here. I had to feign ignorance and keep my composure. 😂 🥧
Yeah ignorance that's what it is 🫠
I thought my laundry was done 😅 it’s got a whole 20 more minutes! When you have multiple Samsung appliances they alllll sing 😂
These 2 must be the happiest people ever and watching their friendship gives me the warm fuzzies❤.
I will never not laugh at “🦅🦅WaS ThAt On PuRPoSeE?!?!?!🦅🦅”
❤😂 the amount of joy I get from watching you two I'll never be able to explain in words.
I love when you two are laughing and your laughters join to become one united expression a joy ❤❤
So, I watch a lot of comedy "stuff" to combat my depression, but I can't believe that it's you two that bring me to tears and almost choke me out because I'm laughing so much I forget to breathe.
I hope all is well and more entertainment is to come. Thanks for the laughs.
Was just in the kitchen washing the dishes and had this on the TV in the other room. Listening to you both cracking up!! I said out loud, “on nooooo, what am I missing!!??” 😂😂😂
OMG I'm laughing crying at these oh the seagull LOL told my hubby about that story LOL Toni and Ryan 2023 has been a joy laughter to the point of crying x
You guys are my favourite people on the internet. You’re hilarious and real and say what we are all thinking 😅 With all the negative shite on SM , you guys are the ray of wholesome sunshine we all need 😂😂 Thanks for the laughs , you can never retire 😂❤
I've seen that skit so many times but it still results in a belly laugh!! (Tripped and landed in his co-workers...) 😂😂😂
I hope that I can, one day, experience a fraction of the joy that Toni and Ryan get from Ryan making an unintentional pun about a pun they were already laughing at.
Seagull one had me crying! 😂
Day, month, year!!! Thank you Australia!! The UK stands with you on this 😂
Absolutely ❤ you two! Thank you for cheering me up in what has been a sad, hard week ❤
We need to make a list of all the animals Toni sounds like when she laughs. Respectfully, of course. So there’s 🪿 , 🦆 , 🦭 , 🐎 what am I missing 😂❤.
Is there a seal emoji? 😂
Justice for Nibbles! 😂
I love how Toni constantly tries to give people the benefit of the doubt.
this might be the secret to her genius
These two are awesome! I absolutely had to subscribe.
Best year recap video. Thank you for all the laughs!!! ❤
Thanks guys, those 23 minutes made my year! ❤🎉😊
“…so they don’t have fun there?” was delivered so well 😂😂
OFFICIALLY MY NEW FAVORITE CHANNEL!!!
Thank you lads and ladettes!
Discovered you this year and you were the constant source of laughs and joy.
Keep up, stay strong and healthy, and have a happy New Year!)
OMG you two are just my favourite. My chest is always sore from laughing so hard by the end of your videos, so worth tho
I'm so happy I found you two !!! just sittin in me bed cackling.
Thank you! You both have brought me laughter and joy throughout this year. Please come to Hawaii.
Getting gas in America: 1) run your card (deb or cred) at pump and fill your tank up to desired dollar amount or to capacity, or 2) prepay your desired dollar amount in cash at the register and then pump the gas.
There is a meter on the gas pump that tells you the dollar amount and how much gas you're putting in your vehicle, and it will automatically shut off once your tank has been filled to capacity or, when applicable, has reached the prepaid cash amount.
I am so confused as to why that is weird. lol. I must google!
Oh, you guys have so much fun! It’s contagious!
Love you both! Happy Holidays from BC, Canada 🇨🇦 ❤🎉🎉
You guys add so much joy to my day
Love you both!!!! 😂 Happy Christmas and New Year ❤
Was anyone else expecting a heartwarming comedy of errors in an effort to get that grandma's ashes back? I was left fully stunned that the guy just filled a bag with almond flour and called it good enough 🙃
LMFAO! I need more Toni and Ryan!
Love these two so much!
I’ll *never* tire of watching Ryan tell the seagull story!!
11:20 ok, we may not do the birthday hip hip hoorays, but do y’all’s do the birthday cha cha chas???
I grew up with the sudden BOLTING from the room the second the song is over because someone wanted to give you your Birthday Beatings. You get slapped for each year you turn and one to ‘grow on’.
The song that the Samsung washer and dryer play is Franz Schubert - The Trout. If you find a youtube video for the orchestra piece, the comments will usually have a timestamp for the washing machine people.
Tears are streaming down my face I'm laughing so hard. love you guys!
I won’t lie to you….my two year old son was going to town on moms RUclips suggested and we stumbled upon you tonight’s. he gets a treat, you guys are brilliant 😅
The greatest podcast and the best compilation of funnest moments!!
Just bloody brilliant. Love you guys. Happy New Year.❤
My partner getting up to check our washing machine had me in fkn bits😂😂😂
I'm mindblown by how much sense the day, month, year makes. We always gotta do things different over here lol
Seriously one of the funniest podcasts ever. You guys are hilarious 😂
4:32 The absolute best joke I've heard in a literal decade. Such a good read.
Holy shiz the but my mom is dead one made me laugh SO loud. I had to hide my phone so I could avoid telling my kids what made me laugh so hard. The shame.
Please for 2024 longer videos! 🙏 I want more stories on the rabbit I mean Toni's duckie spoon!! 😂❤
The post office pun has my stamp of approval 😭😩🤣
As a postal worker.
I hate you.
The dead mother impression had me crying laughing. Also Ryan = Australian Travis Kelce!
I want to be friends with Toni so bad! She sounds like someone who I would never get tired of as a friend.
This video is why I subscribed!
Omg i have that washing machine! That song is way too excessive 😂 i actually thought my wash was done when you played it
😂😂😂 the mail bit kills me! 🤣🤣
OMG you guys laughing makes me laugh! THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU!
That is the colonial tune of my washer and dryer! I hear that every f*ckin time my machine is finished, so funny!
I literally love these two!!!!! 😂
Toni & Ryan 2023...
PRICELESS
Bronx Love guyz😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎
I love watching Ryan's hair get higher and higher with every clip. 😂
My youngest daughter and I were playing with her older sisters baby. My granddaughter got up and started to take her first steps, with lightening speed my daughter’s hand shot out and knocked her over accompanied with a shout of “Not on my watch Princess!” I couldn’t breathe from laughing so hard 😂
I haven't laughed this much at a video in idk how long 😂 you're incredibly hilarious!
The mail one was my fave 😂😂😂
0:08 Toni having no idea what's coming
TROTY award (Toni's reaction of the year) is "Oh I love creampie"
1:50 Toni SELLING IT kills me every time
Toni trying to hide and hold back her laugh to not spoil the joke for Ryan 😆
This is hilarious. What a way to wake up this morning
Omg I work in retail and sold the simple human trash can for years. Why did i never notice this?!! LOL
I'm confused about the Americans commenting about gas pumps. You don't have to guess anything. Put your card in at the pump and let it go until your tank is filled, or stop whenever you want. It shows what you're paying as you pump.
I've been to a couple of stations before where you have to enter a dollar amount first, like guessing you need about 40$ worth of gas. It's pretty pointless though because if you end up being wrong and it's less, it will charge you less anyway
If you pay cash, you have to pay before you pump in most places. But if you guessed too much then you have to go back and get CHANGE from the TELLER. UUUUHHHG
But with a card it just normal pay what you pumped
the seagull story 😂
Thank you for a wonderful year!
brilliant, i cried whole way though it not laffed like this in long time. so cheers.