Big love to you from the UK I love how Toni can’t ever get a sentence out without having a literal laughing meltdown. She’s like a child you’ve told a secret to and they can’t hold it for even 3 seconds 🤣. Share the funny so we can all laugh…. But I laugh hardest waiting for it to finally come out. Adorable. ❤
Jokes aside, if Toni really blacked out, perhaps it wouldn't be silly to let a doctor know. Just... Absent seizures are a thing and now I'm worried. Good morning!
That was my first thought too. Worth going to the GP about, even if it turns out to be nothing. She went blank and couldn’t see anything for a few seconds, that’s never a good sign.
I've had this convo with several groups of girlfriends over the years and the answer always the same, its to immediately take care of yourself! You want to know RIGHT NOW. Then you can make those other decisions, lol.
My favorite boomer complaint was from my mom. I bought that story worth thing where they email them a question everyday for a year or something then put it in a book. It’s supposed to serve as a conversation starter for memories so you learn things about your loved one. I asked her about it a few weeks later and she told me it kept sending her stupid questions so she unsubscribed from it 😂 She hated unnecessary emails apparently while forwarding me all kinds of chains and jokes 😂😂😂
I would absolutely go to town on myself if I were my partner for a day. No question! There's a song called "Tell Me" by Billie Myers that is about this
Greetings from the US! Cannot begin to tell you how grateful I am to have stumbled across your content as I have been streaming it constantly since last week. A great pick me up during a horrible period for us. Thank you for all of the laughs.
i've been watching Toni and ryan for a while now, and i am ashamed to admit i only now got the fact that TARPer means "Tony And Ryan Podcast"... Someone end me.
I think I’m listening to these too much, I’m British and I just called my dogs name to stop her barking in the most Aussie accent ever… fyi I’m shit at accents but it was so good I was shocked and then laughed.
Toni, if i was you, I'd go see a dr about why you like black out and see stars after you've been laughing, because there might be something that needs investigation. We love you both ❤ PS: Way to go Hao on do the marathon
It kills me how every single store asks me to create an account at checkout. There will be 20 people in line and they still have to ask people to sign up for memberships. I could understand if that's the only way you can pay like at parking meters. Every store in the mall is ridiculous
The app for the car wash kills me. They want you to install an app to track your activity and sell your location and other data to marketers. I could be wrong, but that’s about all that I can imagine an app for car washers would do.
Ok fun fact! The easiest connected object to hack in your home is lightbulbs! And from there they can get acces to all of your devices, soooo get the super long passord!!!
Hey Toni, long time viewer, first time texter! Just to let you know that the "blackout" is called laughter syncope!!! Have a quick google, it can affect different people in different ways!!
I'm not a boomer but f*ck me, all the bloody apps and shit needed these days makes me wish we'd stopped at the landline!! Also I'd love to have a doodle for a day. I'd be flapping it around all day like a helicopter.
Just because it says you need to connect to the wifi doesn't mean you have to. WTF do you need to connect your toothbrush or dishwasher or vacuum - YOU DON'T. Just don't do it. I don't even connect my TV to wifi.
The "how not to be a f*ckhead" reminded me aabout a Swedish show that was called "Inte ok" (Not ok) that delved into what is or isn't socially acceptable. So funny!
So I’ve heard that the robo vacuums use 2.4 hertz WiFi and if it’s fiber it won’t work. Just check into it. I’m not tech savvy, but another RUclipsr explained it.
I feel like one of the reasons everything is an app instead of a webpage now is because on a webpage you can use an adblocker or bypass the paywall-to-view, but you can't do that on an app and I was told you could be prosecuted if you did on the app. I could be entirely wrong on the app bit, so i'm open to being corrected. But beyond that there's zero reason for everything to have an app or have to connect to the wifi to work. It's not convenient and utterly annoying, and I say this as a disabled person who is going to be laid up after today because I spent time anxiety cleaning (it's been like an hour since I stopped and i'm already in a lot of pain, but i don't have anyone to help and I can't afford a cleaner). Just because we can do things doesn't mean we should. (Also if anyone cares about the anxiety, my family hasn't spoken to me since coming out as trans but I got my mom to agree to talk tomorrow and I honestly don't anticipate it going well but it's been months.)
I always just listen to the pod on spotify and this it the first time seeing the animations included in the intro, they are too cute 🎉good job to the tarper that made those
‘Dating the Enemy’ a 90s Aussie movie with Guy Pearce and Claudia Karvan. They do it with themselves to swap back. They have the advantage of knowing what gets themselves off and it’s just magical. 😊 Worth a watch I reckon.
I think the answer to whether or not you would do yourself on a freaky Friday comes down to how confident you are in yourself. I think it could be a very enlightening activity. Understanding it from the others perspective.
Have been obsessed with that show, and all versions of it since I found it in 2020! They would do great, but would you rather them be split up for group tasks, or have a third, or just be the group with two?
As someone who's vision regularly blacks out like that due to POTS (postural orthostatic tachycardia syndrome), do you get dizzy much Toni? Was it a warm day? Seems like you made yourself laugh too hard and it effected the pressure or blood flow in your eyes - happens to me literally all time!! Hopefully it only happens sometimes for you but probably you just need to drink enough water / electrolytes :P
for the big family Christmas dinner our family has on more than one occasion have had a 2nd ham which is often dubbed the 'Snacking Ham' or 'Emergency Snacking Ham'
I will join the patreon right now if we can send you videos of us rolling across the floor in front of the camera and you stitch them all together and play it 😂 who am I kidding . I'll join anyway
Generally, places want you to have an account so they can track your interactions more accurately and personalize ads to you. So...yeah, it's usually entirely unnecessary.
Big love to you from the UK
I love how Toni can’t ever get a sentence out without having a literal laughing meltdown.
She’s like a child you’ve told a secret to and they can’t hold it for even 3 seconds 🤣. Share the funny so we can all laugh…. But I laugh hardest waiting for it to finally come out. Adorable. ❤
Jokes aside, if Toni really blacked out, perhaps it wouldn't be silly to let a doctor know. Just... Absent seizures are a thing and now I'm worried. Good morning!
That was my first thought too. Worth going to the GP about, even if it turns out to be nothing. She went blank and couldn’t see anything for a few seconds, that’s never a good sign.
When did that happen?
@@louisem7129 Around 7:14 she stopped talking and couldn’t see anything. It was very similar to an absence seizure.
@jasmine.lavender thank you for telling me! Xx
I’m with Toni. I’d do myself I mean, I know where I’ve been and that I’m clean AF LOL 😆
I've had this convo with several groups of girlfriends over the years and the answer always the same, its to immediately take care of yourself! You want to know RIGHT NOW. Then you can make those other decisions, lol.
Agreed. But also idk. Idk if I could handle it but also I want to know so I can make adjustments, for science, obviously
I'm with Toni on this one, I'd be so curious 😂
Me too, more yo see what it feels like from the other side 😅
I asked my husband what he would do if we swapped and he wouldn't want to do the hippy dippidy 😮 I would! just out of curiosity, like toni said
My favorite boomer complaint was from my mom. I bought that story worth thing where they email them a question everyday for a year or something then put it in a book. It’s supposed to serve as a conversation starter for memories so you learn things about your loved one. I asked her about it a few weeks later and she told me it kept sending her stupid questions so she unsubscribed from it 😂 She hated unnecessary emails apparently while forwarding me all kinds of chains and jokes 😂😂😂
Ahhhhh so excited that my comment got read out 🎉🎉
Ps. That isn't my actual password 😂😂
🤣🤣🤣💀 no way!! That's too funny! And if it was, we know you will have changed it now!! Lmao, good for a laugh either way!
Oh ok! What is it then? 🤔
@@zedude21 I use my name like any sane person 🤣 sandy123 🤣
“B-b-qua” what in the Australia did you just say?! 😂😂😂😂
Just a different way to sat BBQ, and another way to confuse the rest of the world on Australian slang.
Anyone else wildly attracted to Ryan this episode…? The short hair 🫦🫦
I’m generally attracted to Ryan….such a great smile.
Why do Americans love this channel so much? P.S. I'm American. 😂😂
Same 😂😂 just found this channel and can’t stop watching
I just do, couldn't tell you why.
I do watch and listen to a few Aussies. Toni and Ryan, Cold ones, and mighty car mods.
For me it's because the humor is so warm and familiar and I love them both as human beings
I like to imagine I don’t live in America while I’m watching 😂
Because they're funny as hell and have a sense of humor that is sometimes frowned upon here in America 😂😂
I would absolutely go to town on myself if I were my partner for a day. No question! There's a song called "Tell Me" by Billie Myers that is about this
I am sooo on Toni's side. I would definitely be with myself!
Oh 100% I’m on Toni’s side
100% with Toni. Total learning opportunity.
Greetings from the US! Cannot begin to tell you how grateful I am to have stumbled across your content as I have been streaming it constantly since last week. A great pick me up during a horrible period for us. Thank you for all of the laughs.
Ya don’t speak for all of us. The popular vote would say otherwise
@@brittany8364dearie me, did you just admit to voting for the anti human r..cist grapist traitor thief in chief?
i've been watching Toni and ryan for a while now, and i am ashamed to admit i only now got the fact that TARPer means "Tony And Ryan Podcast"... Someone end me.
What do you call a cow with no legs? - Ground Beef
What do you call a cow with 3 legs? - Lean Beef
What do you call a cow with 2 legs? - Your mom
hahaha so good 🤣🤣
My client told me those jokes on our weekly call. This guy always makes me laugh.
Nah I'm with Toni, I'd totally sleep with myself 😂😂
Definitely on Toni's side
Canadian here! Just discovered you guys and absolutely enjoying all the funny content lol ❤
i accidentally read ''Comedian here'' instead of Canadian
Hello fellow Canadian! I'm so grateful for discovering their RUclips channel/podcast. I really needed these two in my life.
I think I’m listening to these too much, I’m British and I just called my dogs name to stop her barking in the most Aussie accent ever… fyi I’m shit at accents but it was so good I was shocked and then laughed.
The 2 step confirmation taco bell. 😂😂😂😂
I wish youtube had a poll option for this lol im on Toni's side.
Toni, if i was you, I'd go see a dr about why you like black out and see stars after you've been laughing, because there might be something that needs investigation. We love you both ❤ PS: Way to go Hao on do the marathon
I love how Toni laughs, it’s so contagious! Love you guys 😂❤
I legit need closed caption when Toni goes into an explanation while simultaneously is laughing incessantly!😂
I am quite self conscious but I think I'm still with Toni on this!
It kills me how every single store asks me to create an account at checkout. There will be 20 people in line and they still have to ask people to sign up for memberships. I could understand if that's the only way you can pay like at parking meters. Every store in the mall is ridiculous
Definitely with Toni 💯%👍🏻
Master Class with Tony and Ryan.
How to find a public toilet. ❤
And when you can’t find one in time, use a hairdresser’s towel
I would love to sign up for that.❤️🔥
100% I would take myself to pound town!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣
The app for the car wash kills me. They want you to install an app to track your activity and sell your location and other data to marketers.
I could be wrong, but that’s about all that I can imagine an app for car washers would do.
My partner and i have had multiple conversations about body swapping and 100% would. Justice for Toni!!! ❤
I made a honey ham on Monday, my husband said it was like Christmas 😂 need another one asap!
@18:26 …”like a warm-up ham”… best holiday idea ever 😂
Ok fun fact! The easiest connected object to hack in your home is lightbulbs! And from there they can get acces to all of your devices, soooo get the super long passord!!!
10:04 *protect that butt* 😂❤ love you both from Spain 🇪🇸
❤️🔥
Hey Toni, long time viewer, first time texter!
Just to let you know that the "blackout" is called laughter syncope!!! Have a quick google, it can affect different people in different ways!!
Throwing in a vote for Toni! I'm too curious 😅 24:55
Fair dinkum one of the funniest duos on the RUclipss. Greetings from the US!
Big love from suburbs outside of chicago,IL!!!!
I heard the podcast yesterday. The Jellybeans stayed 🎉🎉.
100% with Toni on this, I would want to know.
Toni continues to be the most radiant human being
Yeah, I'm with Toni on this one😂
The best thing about America is we do get a warm up Christmas ham...on thanksgiving!
As soon as I heard "what could we do a course on?" my initial thought was, well obviously how NOT to be a f**khead 🤣
Oh the course is a winning idea!! 😂😂😂 I know a few people that need the course on 'How to not be a fuckhead' 😅
I'm not a boomer but f*ck me, all the bloody apps and shit needed these days makes me wish we'd stopped at the landline!! Also I'd love to have a doodle for a day. I'd be flapping it around all day like a helicopter.
Just because it says you need to connect to the wifi doesn't mean you have to. WTF do you need to connect your toothbrush or dishwasher or vacuum - YOU DON'T. Just don't do it. I don't even connect my TV to wifi.
I would definitely sleep with myself 😂😂. Agree with Toni
The blackout was because you dipped/bent down and up really fast- blood pressure change. I used to get this all the time.
Bend and snap! That's also how you attract men, according to Jennifer Coolidge! 😂😂😂
Toni's hair looks so good!
HAHAHA NOT THE SIZE BUT WHAT COMES OUT OF IT.
I love you guys.
21:48 best snort and wheezing harmonics 😂
I'm with Toni, and so is my partner.
Our robo vac runs away. We can never find it.
The "how not to be a f*ckhead" reminded me aabout a Swedish show that was called "Inte ok" (Not ok) that delved into what is or isn't socially acceptable. So funny!
Toni ... You had me @ BBQua!!!!! ❤😂
i been telling that ground beef joke for 30 years and never got a laugh. You guys are clearly my people
So I’ve heard that the robo vacuums use 2.4 hertz WiFi and if it’s fiber it won’t work. Just check into it. I’m not tech savvy, but another RUclipsr explained it.
I 100% agree with Toni!
I feel like one of the reasons everything is an app instead of a webpage now is because on a webpage you can use an adblocker or bypass the paywall-to-view, but you can't do that on an app and I was told you could be prosecuted if you did on the app. I could be entirely wrong on the app bit, so i'm open to being corrected. But beyond that there's zero reason for everything to have an app or have to connect to the wifi to work. It's not convenient and utterly annoying, and I say this as a disabled person who is going to be laid up after today because I spent time anxiety cleaning (it's been like an hour since I stopped and i'm already in a lot of pain, but i don't have anyone to help and I can't afford a cleaner). Just because we can do things doesn't mean we should.
(Also if anyone cares about the anxiety, my family hasn't spoken to me since coming out as trans but I got my mom to agree to talk tomorrow and I honestly don't anticipate it going well but it's been months.)
I hope it went well ❤ take care!
@@tdelioncourt1268my mom never showed so I guess that's my answer :( I appreciate it though.
OF COURSE I WOULD SLEEP WITH MYSELF. I would clone myself and do it, just out of curiosity.
We need another “marathon” of some sort…. Love you guys
I always just listen to the pod on spotify and this it the first time seeing the animations included in the intro, they are too cute 🎉good job to the tarper that made those
100% Team Ryan on this one! I personally try to not think of myself in those times at all!!! #IMayNeedTherapy
I just went through a ton of comments and you are the only one on Ryan’s side lol
‘Dating the Enemy’ a 90s Aussie movie with Guy Pearce and Claudia Karvan. They do it with themselves to swap back. They have the advantage of knowing what gets themselves off and it’s just magical. 😊 Worth a watch I reckon.
I think the answer to whether or not you would do yourself on a freaky Friday comes down to how confident you are in yourself. I think it could be a very enlightening activity.
Understanding it from the others perspective.
I am definitely on DCI😂😂🤣🤣😂😂
Cmon Ryan’s haircut 🙌🏼
100% on Toni's side. My husband and I have talked about it multiple times. 😂❤
U's make my Fri mornings😀🤣❣️ thank u both so much for so many great laughs😂😂😂 keep being u's, never stop😊❣️
I would love to see you guys on Taskmaster. It would be hilarious.
Have been obsessed with that show, and all versions of it since I found it in 2020! They would do great, but would you rather them be split up for group tasks, or have a third, or just be the group with two?
Thought about it 100% and would have to know what it was like!!
Most definitely agree with Toni. 😂
24:11 My husband and I definitely would! 😂 definitely on Toni’s side!
27:24 i definitely would, both because I'd want to know and because i think I'm hot
I'm with Toni, thats absolutely what I would do
100 percent with you on that one Toni!
“Hey it’s not the size, it’s what comes out of it” Toni!! 😂😂😂💀
love you guys
Ryan tries to look so serious and Toni is super smart
I'm with Ryan. I'm never gonna be THAT curious 😂😂
Absolutely Toni!
I love Sophie’s input. 100%
I'm single, so I've been sleeping with myself for years already 😅
I am absolutely loving these graphics
As someone who's vision regularly blacks out like that due to POTS (postural orthostatic tachycardia syndrome), do you get dizzy much Toni? Was it a warm day? Seems like you made yourself laugh too hard and it effected the pressure or blood flow in your eyes - happens to me literally all time!! Hopefully it only happens sometimes for you but probably you just need to drink enough water / electrolytes :P
Well done Hao 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻
Toni & Ryan you obviously did an amazing job too 😁😘❤
for the big family Christmas dinner our family has on more than one occasion have had a 2nd ham which is often dubbed the 'Snacking Ham' or 'Emergency Snacking Ham'
I will join the patreon right now if we can send you videos of us rolling across the floor in front of the camera and you stitch them all together and play it 😂 who am I kidding . I'll join anyway
"chunks of ham on the bee-bee-kwah"
giggles
I am from London Ontario Canada and me and my wife fucking love you guys so much. ❤
Generally, places want you to have an account so they can track your interactions more accurately and personalize ads to you. So...yeah, it's usually entirely unnecessary.
Yep I’m with Toni
You both put me in a good mood ❤
100% with Ryan on this one 😂
Ive just noticed the lamp in the background behind Toni - unt with the start of the next word being c 🙂
Toni’s side for sure!!!!
24:16 I would want to! No one knows my body like I do 😏🫣
I think I’m ugly, so I wouldn’t do myself. 😂