SSC can't create catboys/catgirls, as they were banned under the First Contact Accords. When the humans signed off certain rights to genetic modification, RA *banned* catboys/catgirls. Not as in they're illegal, but *removed the concept entirely from the universe.* So you couldn't make one, because nobody can comprehend the idea of one. Oh and the best part, confirmed canon by Tom Parkinson Morgan (one of the authors).
Considering bio modifications are a thing, they probably already offer a full cat girl/boy/whatever package. Not genetically inheritable, but I can imagine, if people wanna go for the authentic article, biomod cat ears made from cloned cat-tissue.
I had a morning cloak player at my table roll triple 6's on the blinkspace jump, completely turning the battle from a tough but winnable one to the PC's getting stomped. the players had to surrender and after some trigger rolls the villains accepted a 1v1 honor duel. To this day one of the most memorable things that happened in the game. also, yeah, agree 100% on the atlas and goblin ones.
Sadly, the relevant text reads "Any character that starts their turn adjacent to the tempest drone or moves adjacent to it _for the first time in a round_ must blah blah blah". So you get two bounces.
To be fair, it's not just Atlas... The Whole SSC would cry when Witch step into the battlefield. I would know, most of my team is using SSC Mech, and we all went into panic when Witch come out
What's the very last frame of the video? There's a bonus meme I can't see EDIT: Text reads "Almalexia meeting Sotha Sil after the Heart of Lorkhan was destroyed". As far as I can tell this is an Elder Scrolls shitpost
That's the Enkidu-- it's a variant on the Tokugawa from wallflower. Absolutely nasty frame, when it's in the danger zone you gotta deal with this frame trait (comp/con): "As a special reaction, the Enkidu must use its PLASMA TALONS to attack any character (hostile or allied) that enters, exits or moves more than 1 space within its THREAT. This special reaction can be used once a turn, any number of times a round, and doesn’t count against the maximum number of reactions a turn, so the Enkidu can take other reactions normally." Players need to be mindful about where they are on the map when you got a spicy Enkidu stomping around. I love em.
@@cocobeef Nah, after that. There's a single frame of another meme before the video ends, the text reads (on repeat watches) Alexandria ... something or other.
It’s a reference to The Elder Scrolls III Morrowind. I’m assuming the video was originally a Morrowind slander video and they just covered it up with Lancer references except for the last frame.
Bonded atlas: you're right, manticore, youre not greedy Bonded manticore: !? am I finally getting through to you? Atlas: youre not greedy... YOURE BATSHIT INSANE!!!
This was unwarranted . Lancer slander is not funny . Every board game has the rules guy to exist . And cat boys and girls aren’t in lancer that’s illegal in lancer Because they believe it’s inhumane to force something into existence unless it chooses to exist
Raleigh stops firing for a minute to reload
Enemies: *calm*
Raleigh has also been loading the Mjolnir for 3 turns
Enemies: *P A N I C*
*loud crunching of Restock Drones filling my holes*
What downtime?
@@Scrumbumbler "filling my holes"
🤨📸
@@ScrumbumblerNow I’m just picturing a Raleigh walking around with a mech-sized bag of potato chips that’s just Restock Drones
Considering SSC, they may have already found a way to genetically create catboys/girls
May have? They absolutely have. The only issue would be markets, which should at least be big enough in the KTB to turn a good profit
@@lazydroidproductions1087 SSC licenses come with a Catboy with no extra cost.
SSC can't create catboys/catgirls, as they were banned under the First Contact Accords. When the humans signed off certain rights to genetic modification, RA *banned* catboys/catgirls. Not as in they're illegal, but *removed the concept entirely from the universe.* So you couldn't make one, because nobody can comprehend the idea of one. Oh and the best part, confirmed canon by Tom Parkinson Morgan (one of the authors).
Considering bio modifications are a thing, they probably already offer a full cat girl/boy/whatever package. Not genetically inheritable, but I can imagine, if people wanna go for the authentic article, biomod cat ears made from cloned cat-tissue.
unfortunately the patent for catgirls belongs to ips-n since sekhmet
I had a morning cloak player at my table roll triple 6's on the blinkspace jump, completely turning the battle from a tough but winnable one to the PC's getting stomped. the players had to surrender and after some trigger rolls the villains accepted a 1v1 honor duel. To this day one of the most memorable things that happened in the game.
also, yeah, agree 100% on the atlas and goblin ones.
Who won the duel?
When half or more of your team is goblins and the rest pure damage dealers:
Rolling a 1 on damage: I sleep
Vlad rolling a 1 on damage: REAL SHIT
0:58: This one really needs a second part of "Barbarossa players when the Apocalypse Rail is fully charged."
Death's Head players when their Core Power is actually useful in a scene: *Crab Rave bassboosted with Barret . 50 cal shots for drums*
Playing Hydra is simple, you just have to place two tempest drones and enjoy your ping pong match.
Sadly, the relevant text reads "Any character that starts their turn adjacent to the tempest drone or moves adjacent to it _for the first time in a round_ must blah blah blah". So you get two bounces.
Deadman’s Volley. Like in Zelda
Funny that you're posting bout hydra with your monsoon profilepic.
Memes
Drake players: *Slaps Superheavy minigun on the table* I am heavy weapons guy.
tokugawa users when they don't oneshot the tier 3 ultra goliath [their entire gameplan is going to immediately crumble before their eyes]
To be fair, it's not just Atlas... The Whole SSC would cry when Witch step into the battlefield.
I would know, most of my team is using SSC Mech, and we all went into panic when Witch come out
laughs in Black Witch
Yes, more Lancer shitposting, please.
I was wondering where the lore slander was, but that would imply people read the lore
me, who has never played bec of no time, sitting with my gms everest:
What's the very last frame of the video? There's a bonus meme I can't see
EDIT: Text reads "Almalexia meeting Sotha Sil after the Heart of Lorkhan was destroyed". As far as I can tell this is an Elder Scrolls shitpost
That's the Enkidu-- it's a variant on the Tokugawa from wallflower. Absolutely nasty frame, when it's in the danger zone you gotta deal with this frame trait (comp/con):
"As a special reaction, the Enkidu must use its PLASMA TALONS to attack any character (hostile or allied) that enters, exits or moves more than 1 space within its THREAT. This special reaction can be used once a turn, any number of times a round, and doesn’t count against the maximum number of reactions a turn, so the Enkidu can take other reactions normally."
Players need to be mindful about where they are on the map when you got a spicy Enkidu stomping around. I love em.
@@cocobeef Nah, after that. There's a single frame of another meme before the video ends, the text reads (on repeat watches) Alexandria ... something or other.
@@LostSnowdrift Oh wow, good eye!! Dang, I can't get it to pause long enough to read. Lancer Slander: A Mystery.
It’s a reference to The Elder Scrolls III Morrowind. I’m assuming the video was originally a Morrowind slander video and they just covered it up with Lancer references except for the last frame.
Blackbeard players when an enemy is in grappling hook range:
Man, I can’t believe the Tribunal Temple is in Lancer
Atlas players trying not to reference Revengance every turn: *Sweats Profusely*
Bonded atlas: you're right, manticore, youre not greedy
Bonded manticore: !? am I finally getting through to you?
Atlas: youre not greedy... YOURE BATSHIT INSANE!!!
You missed "PEgaSuS plAyERs whEN GuN=?gUn!"
Love it, thank you RALF
Now this is what I like to see
Absolute perfection
Hey now, Manticores do more than *CASTIGATING THE ENEMIES OF THE GODHEAD.* They also...um...well, you see... *CASTIGATE THE ENEMIES OF THE GODHEAD.*
We need another one of these, thanks
MOAR
this is not what i expected, i was thinking lancer from deltarune
Qual la tee!
Good video
Drake
Very funny, did laugh
Drake players in any sort of combat - it's Pyro from TF2
I think you got your Drakes and your Genghises mixed up.
I need more!
Least femboy Balrog players: (they have a suprise for you under that dress)
Do you guys know where i can find a robot with horse booty
Lancaster is an entire horse
This was unwarranted . Lancer slander is not funny . Every board game has the rules guy to exist . And cat boys and girls aren’t in lancer that’s illegal in lancer Because they believe it’s inhumane to force something into existence unless it chooses to exist
he doesn't know
>Implying some people wouldn’t choose to be cat girls
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