@@kasty4255 oh I have seen a lot of them. About half of the French jokes in country slanders are about surrender joke. The rest are about eating frogs, mostly
Europe is like a class in school. Everyone thinks everyone else is strange until you go on a trip and see the other classes and suddenly you’re the strongest connected class to ever exist
@@mgi-ck7suMost jokes like that get the name wrong and make something that can't exist in Polish or go with the classic "Grzegorz Brzęczyszczykiewicz" so this one is a nice change of pace.
But it's TRUE though... Let's put it like this... I have 0 interest in Brazil what so ever, but even I have heard recent news about the elections there. And then you got Portugal, I read the news daily and I cannot recall anything about Portugal in years...
As a Portuguese person, I also laughed, and it’s pretty true! At the same time though, Brasil is the biggest country in South American, so it would make sense that it would be more politically relevant than our small country.
For what it's worth, this American knew you existed! Assuming "Maltese" is what you call people from Malta. .... Look, it's better than nothing, right? ... sorry. I'll just leave now.
@@nadre12 where in the US? Much of the US is worse off than ireland in terms of weather, arizona is 3.5x bigger than ireland and like half of it is desert
The Finland-Estonia thing is too goddamn accurate. Me and my dad were there two months ago and we both intentinally underpacked so we could fit all the liquor in the suitcases. Then my mom and dad went to the only other city in Estonia, Tartu, and returned with a 28-can case of Saku and 7 bottles of liquor. The tobacco is also ridiculously cheap there. (also nice detail of actually having the port of Tallinn in the meme)
@@akaiomugai3685 a bit unrelated but don’t let Scottish Gaelic die, once you’ve achieved independence (or maybe even before) your government should work on bringing back the language, hopefully doing a better job than the Irish government is doing rn lmao I hope both Irish and Scottish Gaelic get to return properly, Éirinn go Brách
As a Greek, 2:28 is the funniest thing because it's from an old video of a Greek dude literally ranting about what he owes in taxes and banks and saying he won't pay a dime
For those wondering, he is pretty much saying the equivalent of "Hello, my name is John [surname i forgor], I owe 10k to the country in taxes and I give no fuck. I owe [another amount] to [another service like electricity or something] and I give no fuck. Let them suck my balls, my colleagues." in Greek (numbers might not be accurate). It was so funny because he said it so calmly but you could smell his hate.
@@user-Prometheus And let’s not forget the other Hellenistic empires. I would say the greatest Greek empires were: Macedonian Empire (359 BC - 168 BC) Seleucid Empire (312 BC - 63 BC) Ptolemaic Empire (305 BC - 30 BC) Byzantine Empire (610 - 1453) There were a few other Greek states (like the Empire of Trebizond) but they pale in comparison to these great states. [Note I’m only counting the Byzantine Empire after 610 when Heraclius took over and made Greek the official language]
@@blede8649 Britain: Ordered?! What are you on about? I've never been bossed around- Portugal: Aftermath of the Suez crisis? Britain:... Britain: Ok but-
My German teacher once told me this joke a German told her when she was working in Germany:"The reason why us Germans are so serious is because our language is so complicated we have to use all our brainpower just to speak".
@@magnagermania9311 Bulgarian people are proud of their country,tradition history and many more which cannot be equaled anywhere,sadly the people leading the country are doing their best to ruin it as it has been for the last 50 years,that's who they run from.
As a Russian, I totally agree that the majority of our citizens have zero understanding of how it's possible to live in small countries... Like... Even I'm sometimes completely surprised that you can drive across some countries within a couple of hours... It's insane... I can't comprehend that some of countries have smaller size than some of our regions, American states, or Chinese provinces... For instance, where do you build new houses?
And yes, I'm still amazed how accents and languages change in some countries... Switzerland , the UK,etc... Where you may not be able to understand people from a nearby city or town... Just this fact drives me crazy. In Russia, accent barely changes across several thousands of kilometres. I live in the European part of Russia, and the accent of people from the Kamchatka and the Sakhalin barely changes, just some words that are not common in use differs
@@devararog We got the Soviet educational system to thank for that. The Ministry of Education folks went out of their way to make sure that the Russian language (along with everything else) is taught consistently and uniformly from Kaliningrad to Kamchatka. I was raised in Dagestan. You will hear it from my accent, but you'll have no trouble understanding me.
I fucking know right?? I assumed he the channel must have been Greek for a while but he's spoken in other videos and doesn't have a Greek accent. So this is God tier research.
God No the EU is an absolute Desaster and once Germany will inevitably lose its strong economy that holds the Union together because of self destroying progressive politics the Thing will collapse.
That first Finland part is 100% true. In fact, that's what we did to homeless people for preparations to the 1952 olympics. However, we dropped to homeless people from the van to a mansion turned retirement home.
@@shukes4645 because there are more houses than people, and the fact that everyone wants to live in big cities of the south, leaving most apartments in the smaller towns empty.
Not gonna lie, a lot of Germans are actually really funny, it's just a different type of humor with much more sarcasm, irony and darker jokes. So some might not even realise when Germans joke xD
There really is more than one way about German humor. There are entire genres of absurdist and anti- jokes that derive their humor entirely from playing on the expectation of there being a punchline, or pulling the rug out by anticipating your expectation and subverting it. Then there are dirty jokes, of course. A broad selection of commentary on political events with often a lot of bite against politicians. The most extreme case being Jan Böhmermann slandering the president of Turkey for several minutes on live TV, then celebrating the inevitable lawsuit in which he not only got away with absolutely clear-cut defamation on a technicality, he even got a whole paragraph removed from the German law on defamation. Then, of course, there's cabaret which reaches from harmless fun to emotionally exhausting assaults on the audience's comfortable life and self-image. Pispers makes you feel bad, Sumuncu makes you feel bad for laughing. And of course there's the great German comedy genre of watching FOX News. Nothing funnier.
Well the UK also had tons of oil but instead of investing it and using it to help it's people they privatised it and wasted it on tax cuts for the rich (due to Thatcherism). So "socialism" (Norway actually has social democracy) did make Norway rich because they used the oil in the interest of the people and nationalised it.
Thank you! Was waiting for this comment. Yeah, it isn’t just oil that makes a country rich, just look at places like Venezuela. You need to actually be smart, and save up and reinvest the money you get from that oil into your economy and your people, else you’ll become extremely more unequal than you already were!
@@12D_D21 Venezuela? Look at Russia. Because of its resource mismanagement, corruption and everything else that happened in the past 20 years it turned from a land of promise into a Mordor.
Here in the Netherlands we basically wasted the natural gas, and now we're more reliant on gas than ever while it's running out and we can't get more because it causes lots of earthquakes. We should've done it like Norway instead.
Tax cuts get more money into hands of the people (when you pay less in taxes you have more money + more innovation becouse private sectror is more innovative than goverment). Also privatizing oil will increase production and efficiency decrease prices.
@@martincingel7095 If you give it in the form of tax cuts, it'll disproportionally go to the rich, as they pay more taxes and thus their tax gets reduced the most. Also, directly giving everything away doesn't seem like a great idea, it's better to make a national investment fund which will grow and will be useful for a long time. Largely nationalizing oil production but partially working with oil companies like Norway did also works well.
@@thegreedykrab7857 You earn more through salaries than we do on Europe. The purchasing power is especially low and going lower on the poorest European countries such as Spain (my country). In the case of Spain there's also an extreme amount of taxes very inneficiently handed for very low salaries, extreme high public debt (over 120% of GDP), high inflation lowering the purchasing power even more while salaries don't go up in the slightest, very strict working sector that makes it very difficult to switch jobs which is why everyone's dream job is to become a public servant and have a safe, stable job working for the state (which in the USA is a sign of low ambition). Not to mention that the public healthcare in Spain has you wasting 3-6 months for SIMPLE attendance to clinics and don't get me started on HOW LONG it takes to have surgery on anything important (life or death scenarios even in some cases). So not everything is good or everything is bad, there's always a middle point. I cannot judge the USA because I don't live there so I probably only see the ''good aspects'' which may also happen for an USA citicizen to praise other places like Europe for example without knowing the bad stuff.
2:24 that’s from one of my most favourite Czechoslovak films- Vesničko, má středisková. Did you know, that, that younger man is actually a Hungarian. Anyway greetings from 🇨🇿, and dobrou noc, dámy a pánové
As a (poor) French student,I assure you that it’s incredibly true all I eat every single day is those god damn pasta and I am wholeheartedly thankful to my Italian side to make me able to not die of overdose of pasta.
Thanks thanks, let me tell that was quite some work. Yet i still cant grasp how many people 150 000 views represent. Everytime i check the number increased by a lot. Its insane . Im very happy you enjoyed it
@@I_Maser I could tell that was a lot of work! And it payed off, rest assure of that! And now there are 734 378, amazing! I hope that number (and the subscribers one) keep getting bigger and bigger!
Its clear you dont know anything about Slovenia, becuase there are no femboys here. The joke was created by jealous Balkans because Slovenia has the best economy in Balkans!
It's actually not accurate. I'll just copy-paste my other comment because this propaganda has clearly been impregnated in fellow spaniards: Spain is indeed broke but as a Spaniard it gets tiring to see propaganda fake news like the Spanish Empire stealing South America's gold. It's fake, the amount we ''stole'' (it wasn't stealing because they were part of the Empire just like any other territory) is equivalent to what gold mines in Mexico produce in a year nowadays... Nonetheless, I must congratulate the British Empire, France and Germany, they have always been the best at creating this false hateful propaganda of Spain's history also apparent with the Spanish Inquisition to name another example (spoiler: Other european countries burnt way more witches than Spain ever did and also witches burnt in stakes was closer to contemporary times than middle ages)... It's funny and sad because even Spanish people believe many of these fake news popularized by Anglosaxon history revisionism to paint Spain badly.
As an Irishman, I was at first annoyed to see we did not make the list. However, upon further thinking, I realised we didn't make the list because there is nothing to slander about us; we are the perfect nation. Either that, or we are just too irrelevant to mention. However, I choose to believe the first explanation.
Fun fact: At 2:28 there's a meme about Greece and not paying taxes while the clip of the guy whoever made the video used is a tally Greek and has made a video about he doesn't give a f*ck about not paying taxes A living meme amongst Greek people and it made me very happy
@@thealyssonramon216 "Como Brasileiro eu Digo que nós somos mais Portentes que Portugal agora" "Portentes" Really?! So words like "portentes" pretty much explains one of the many reasons of the "clip" at minute 2:08 ... "Portentes" a new word to be added to Duolingo BR lessons, love this vocabulary enrichment. Já dizia o outro... : "- Calado és um Poeta!"
The first time I visited Edinburgh, it was actually a very warm and sunny day in August. When the sun shines, the city and the surrounding mountains are beautiful.
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Hold on, a Europe Slander compilation where France doesn't get rinsed with surrender jokes ? *Impossible* .
I haven’t really seen any with that type of slander for France, i think we’re finally getting over it
Trying to be original...
@@kasty4255 oh I have seen a lot of them. About half of the French jokes in country slanders are about surrender joke. The rest are about eating frogs, mostly
Plus the Italian one doesn't involve pineapple on pizza. FINALLY
@@kasty4255 nah I don't think so.
As a german seeing the same joke for the 100th time in a row, i can relate. Last time we tried to be funny, 60 million people died.
My honest reaction to that information: 💀
Last time you tried to be funny your country got split into two and was subjugated to communism. So please do another funny.
😐...
You shouldn't have killed the people who could tell jokes
It's just a prank
Wait… you told a joke and you’re German. You know what that means?
*cocks pistol*
Europe is like a class in school. Everyone thinks everyone else is strange until you go on a trip and see the other classes and suddenly you’re the strongest connected class to ever exist
balkans too
Great analogy.
Europeans when they see each other: 😡
Europeans when hating against other continents: 🤝
balkans are the best team in this class.
nah we'd win 🇺🇸
I REALLY appreciate that in the Czechs clip you put in a clip of one of the most iconic Czech movies from the 80s.
Thank my friend ,he had the idea
@@I_Maser Well, IMaser’s friend, if you’re reading this, thank you!
@@thurnus he will read this
@@Enover5 well, it was only a short clip. It still can be porn
@@Enover5 cringe
As a German, reading the numerous comments of other Germans trying to explain why they‘re actually funny makes my soul vanish
As we're talking, another German is already preparing pranks on a global scale.
@@wiardikijne5158 i do hope so
@@iglusmulmus5171 No, you don't
@@wiardikijne5158 yes, i do
@@iglusmulmus5171 Do you know who it is then?
As a Pole I can ensure you, that someone being named "Tymoteusz Gryszczyńki" is 100% possible and not special or weird
That honestly sounds like a badass name in a way ngl
@@mgi-ck7suMost jokes like that get the name wrong and make something that can't exist in Polish or go with the classic "Grzegorz Brzęczyszczykiewicz" so this one is a nice change of pace.
Is it “gri-shin-sky”?
@@gabespiro8902 more like "gri-shchi-nki"
@@bruhmoment3478 Is the pronunciation like "Gřegoř Břo:čyščkjewič" or I'm wrong?
As a European I am actually amazed our continent still exists.
Not for lack of trying 😂
LMAO
Subcontinent
Peninsula
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The funny thing about the Poland joke is that there were already two vowels (Y is a vowel in Polish).
It’s sometimes a vowel in English as well.
@@sirbillius In many other languages too I think
Like Welsh
It's a vowel for everyone I believe. It's just the less used and most forgettable one of them
@@mrronron7328 as far as I am aware English uses Y more often as a consonant (in words like Yiddish, yummy, etc.)
As a British person I can confirm that when you insult the Queen all of our fallen soldiers rise and raid your house while singing God Save The Queen
can't insult her anymore though
@@emmaforsure4884 she ran out of totems of undying
This aged wel...
@@visseman She did too.
what queen?
The Austrian slander was the funniest slander I've seen.
Also thanks for the France slander, finally something original...
yes, and finally no pizza pasta jokes on italy or floods and houseboats for netherlands
Am Austrian, can confirm. Now which pill to choose 🥵
@@schtreg9140 classical musicians🥵😩
French people when you mention God: 😡🤬🤢🤢💀💀😭😭
As a Scot, I can confirm that is our calmest weather we’ve ever had
I can vouch for that
bullshit, fake scot, we have never had weather that good
I was just so happy to see Scotland represented as a nation, independent of the UK!
SAOR ALBA
Facking anime
independence, pls soon!! get out of that mess
As a brazilian, I laughed more than I should with Portugal part.
But it's TRUE though...
Let's put it like this...
I have 0 interest in Brazil what so ever, but even I have heard recent news about the elections there.
And then you got Portugal, I read the news daily and I cannot recall anything about Portugal in years...
As a Portuguese person, I also laughed, and it’s pretty true! At the same time though, Brasil is the biggest country in South American, so it would make sense that it would be more politically relevant than our small country.
Tbf Portugal has hardly been politically relevant to the world ever since the 21st century, so it's not a high bar for Brazil to clear. 😂
Me an English person laughing then remember who was our former colony.
No, you should, you should.
That ending was great it felt pretty wholesome
Then you come back to reality and realise the people behind the EU aren't working for the interests of their populations.
yes
True
The ending was disgusting.
@@chtholly8084 🤓
as a maltese i can confirm that the fact we are not in this compilation is accurate to knowlegde of the world
For what it's worth, this American knew you existed! Assuming "Maltese" is what you call people from Malta. .... Look, it's better than nothing, right? ... sorry. I'll just leave now.
@@GopherAtl nice
@@nadre12 and luck
@@nadre12 where in the US? Much of the US is worse off than ireland in terms of weather, arizona is 3.5x bigger than ireland and like half of it is desert
Do you have any idea where I can hide a lot of money. Like big as an elephant ?
The Finland-Estonia thing is too goddamn accurate. Me and my dad were there two months ago and we both intentinally underpacked so we could fit all the liquor in the suitcases. Then my mom and dad went to the only other city in Estonia, Tartu, and returned with a 28-can case of Saku and 7 bottles of liquor. The tobacco is also ridiculously cheap there.
(also nice detail of actually having the port of Tallinn in the meme)
Why is it so cheap there?
@@Ronald98
Something about lower cost of living in Estonia and/or Finnish taxes on alcohol/tobacco IIRC.
@@Ronald98 Shit is just expencive here in Finland
@@otsotuurna6129 Thanks 👍
Danes to the same in Germany. Taxes are killers
I don't know why, but this song is what makes the slander template for me. None of the others do it, y'know?
Personally I do perfer the Japanese track for slander.
trueeeeee, i hate the other ones, this one's perfect
@@Hisnitch link please
@@Hisnitch ruclips.net/video/w3RDwQjUekU/видео.html
@@Hisnitch i like Kirby one
A SLANDER MEME WHERE SCOTLAND IS INCLUDED AS ITS OWN COUNTRY??? WE WON BROTHERS!!!!!!!!!!!
ALBA GU BRÁTH
@@akaiomugai3685 I like how RUclips wants to translate this comment to English. (I am Italian)
@@gamedevyoutube3.030 sono italiano anche io
@@akaiomugai3685 a bit unrelated but don’t let Scottish Gaelic die, once you’ve achieved independence (or maybe even before) your government should work on bringing back the language, hopefully doing a better job than the Irish government is doing rn lmao
I hope both Irish and Scottish Gaelic get to return properly, Éirinn go Brách
@@liamcassidy5992 im not scottish... but i do look like one
As a Slovene I’m actually not offended I’m actually happy that someone remembered us for once lol
How did the femboy stuff get started anyway?
@@CineMasterDamian walk around ljubljana and you'll figure it out pretty quick lol
@@impyrogenix yeah that's pretty disgusting and degenerate
@user-sx7rt4ly1l
cringe. Europe needs its femboys
But like, the femboy stuff is only in Ljubljana, people are homophobic where I live
As a Greek, 2:28 is the funniest thing because it's from an old video of a Greek dude literally ranting about what he owes in taxes and banks and saying he won't pay a dime
For those wondering, he is pretty much saying the equivalent of "Hello, my name is John [surname i forgor], I owe 10k to the country in taxes and I give no fuck. I owe [another amount] to [another service like electricity or something] and I give no fuck. Let them suck my balls, my colleagues." in Greek (numbers might not be accurate). It was so funny because he said it so calmly but you could smell his hate.
Exeis to original video;
@@sleekismboyz605 ναι, εδώ: ruclips.net/video/yGBfGaOqbgQ/видео.html&ab_channel=papaguano
@@sleekismboyz605 ruclips.net/video/yGBfGaOqbgQ/видео.html
@@georgegkoumas5026 ur mom
As an Italian, I think I speak on behalf of the whole country when I say that we absolutely peaked 2000 years ago.
As an american, the entire country peaked around 172 years ago.
@@azlanadil3646 yes
@@azlanadil3646yes you mean India
@@user-Prometheus Idk, the Byzantine Empire of the 10th century was pretty dope.
@@user-Prometheus And let’s not forget the other Hellenistic empires.
I would say the greatest Greek empires were:
Macedonian Empire (359 BC - 168 BC)
Seleucid Empire (312 BC - 63 BC)
Ptolemaic Empire (305 BC - 30 BC)
Byzantine Empire (610 - 1453)
There were a few other Greek states (like the Empire of Trebizond) but they pale in comparison to these great states.
[Note I’m only counting the Byzantine Empire after 610 when Heraclius took over and made Greek the official language]
You really cut me deep with the Portugal... and then immediately made up for it by making fun of Spain
But we're brothers :(
I'm from Spain and I love Portugal
Peace 🇪🇦♥️🇵🇹
@@lunaaa_ Nah, Guerra 🇵🇹💥🇪🇸
(Jk, eu curto de vocés)
@@lunaaa_ hey prost!tute
🇧🇷🇧🇷🇧🇷
@@gabrielbailao407 faz o L
As a Belgian, Belgium slander was very accurate as we didn't get included in central Europe
Offcouse they forget us always🥹
Hey at least Sabaton remembered you guys. Race to The Sea is a banger
I thought they were gone put Brussels instead of Belgium as a country but they also forgot that. Crazy how we just get forgotten.
ruclips.net/video/ku2PzKWFPvg/видео.html
It’s finally here
Huh? What's "Belgium"???
England to Portugal: "First time?"
Portugal to England: "Our former colony is just more relevant, at least we're not being directly ordered around by it".
@@blede8649 there’s always someone who has to kill the joke.
@@CharlesHapsburg he is right lmao
@@blede8649 I thought we were talking about India?
@@blede8649 Britain: Ordered?! What are you on about? I've never been bossed around-
Portugal: Aftermath of the Suez crisis?
Britain:...
Britain: Ok but-
My German teacher once told me this joke a German told her when she was working in Germany:"The reason why us Germans are so serious is because our language is so complicated we have to use all our brainpower just to speak".
That would be funny if German wasn't the least complicated language within a 1500 km radius of Germany.
*laughs in hungarian*
As a Bulgarian,the man didn't run fast enough.
And obviously not everyone
Only the lucky ones can survive escaping Bulgaria
He needs more Redbull, to give him wings and more speed
Yes all the bulgarians come to germany or austria, and for some reason theyre all obnoxiously proud of the country they practically fled
@@magnagermania9311 Bulgarian people are proud of their country,tradition history and many more which cannot be equaled anywhere,sadly the people leading the country are doing their best to ruin it as it has been for the last 50 years,that's who they run from.
As an Italian, I have to say that we did not peak 2000 years ago. After that, we also did... umh..mmh... is spaghetti something relevant?
Well you invented Faci, i mean pizza anyone?
As a German: Thank you, Italy, for the Renaissance! It was the kick-start for the Age of Enlightment.
What would the world look like without Spaghetti and Pizza....
@@ratatosk8935 Let me ask you something friend. Do you feel enlightened?
@@stefanfilipov7254 Yes, not enough, but a lot. But feel you?
Finally, some european slander by someone who actually knows something about the countries rather than just stereotyping.
As a Russian, I totally agree that the majority of our citizens have zero understanding of how it's possible to live in small countries... Like... Even I'm sometimes completely surprised that you can drive across some countries within a couple of hours... It's insane... I can't comprehend that some of countries have smaller size than some of our regions, American states, or Chinese provinces... For instance, where do you build new houses?
And yes, I'm still amazed how accents and languages change in some countries... Switzerland , the UK,etc... Where you may not be able to understand people from a nearby city or town... Just this fact drives me crazy. In Russia, accent barely changes across several thousands of kilometres. I live in the European part of Russia, and the accent of people from the Kamchatka and the Sakhalin barely changes, just some words that are not common in use differs
@@devararog We got the Soviet educational system to thank for that. The Ministry of Education folks went out of their way to make sure that the Russian language (along with everything else) is taught consistently and uniformly from Kaliningrad to Kamchatka. I was raised in Dagestan. You will hear it from my accent, but you'll have no trouble understanding me.
нічого, скоро дізнаєтесь як це в маленькій країні жити :)
your ancestors mass-murdered My Ancestors, the Jews.
you should be ashamed to be a russian
@@anna5408 🤭🥱😴
NGL, probably the best Europe slander I've seen so far, and I've seen a few. Made my day, thank you.
ruclips.net/video/ku2PzKWFPvg/видео.html
It’s finally here
I agree
Ikr
CUH IT AIN’T EVEN INCLUDE ALL THE COUNTRIES.
-Be me, and Irish person
-Sit through the video waiting for my country
-Disappointment
same bro 😔😔
Same lmao
way too real.
But UK got mentioned. No need to mention everyone part of it.
@@tagnochciao7102 republic of Ireland is not part of the UK
I was so happy that they used an actual Greek meme for the last Greek slander 😭
Yep! A really well done slander actually
@@MrSkopelos27 ikr, giannis is iconic
@@B.l.u.w.i.e nai ala sta arxidia mou
Tha mou klasete ta arxidia sintrofi
I fucking know right?? I assumed he the channel must have been Greek for a while but he's spoken in other videos and doesn't have a Greek accent. So this is God tier research.
hello greece i am turks and our baklava ok?
To be fair that Montenegrian moustache is gorgeous, not going to discuss this point
and the best thing about it? it’s not gender specific!!
@@_____134 wait wha-?
@@onemoregodrejected9369 The Montenegrin moustache doesn’t discriminate based on gender; it’s equally distributed among guys and gals 💀
It's crna gora smh
@@_____134ok.
At 0:37, the “it was never really funny anyway” fits perfectly with the meme 😂
FOR REALL
It is "you was never really rooting anyway"
EU really deserves more love. Monkey together strong!
*Idiots together, more stupid!
Let’s goo 🇪🇺🇪🇺🇪🇺
🥵🇪🇺🥵
God No the EU is an absolute Desaster and once Germany will inevitably lose its strong economy that holds the Union together because of self destroying progressive politics the Thing will collapse.
@@emil-1609 thank you for your silly, uneducated and unbacked opinion. Off you go now to play with the other conspiracists and far-righters.
That first Finland part is 100% true. In fact, that's what we did to homeless people for preparations to the 1952 olympics. However, we dropped to homeless people from the van to a mansion turned retirement home.
How can there be an empty housing crisis if everyone has a home!
@@shukes4645 because there are more houses than people, and the fact that everyone wants to live in big cities of the south, leaving most apartments in the smaller towns empty.
@@ducksareurlords3782 i was agreeing with you but k
@@ducksareurlords3782 What about the second Finnish one?
@@janvesely1087 yep, 100% correct
Thanks for including Luxembourg, and yes I can confirm, it's pretty accurate
As an european, half italian and half polish, i approve all of this.
Interessante
Hey im also half Italian and half Polish. ✌
Approvo anche io
Approvo 🤚
Confermo anch'io l'approvazione 👌
Danish part was hilarious, because you forgot to mention it's existance in the midst of all the chaos lol
Or it doesn't exist
@@RedRocketthefirst am Dane, can confirm we dont exists
>walking through Sweden
>shows Romanian IKEA
@LongLiveSwedeni know the location plus the signs are in romanian and the price is in romanian currency
Not gonna lie, a lot of Germans are actually really funny, it's just a different type of humor with much more sarcasm, irony and darker jokes. So some might not even realise when Germans joke xD
German Humor
Knock Knock..
It's the Polizei. Your husband died in a car crash.
I like to say
"Our humor is as dark as our past "
Wow,just like Russian
There really is more than one way about German humor.
There are entire genres of absurdist and anti- jokes that derive their humor entirely from playing on the expectation of there being a punchline, or pulling the rug out by anticipating your expectation and subverting it.
Then there are dirty jokes, of course.
A broad selection of commentary on political events with often a lot of bite against politicians.
The most extreme case being Jan Böhmermann slandering the president of Turkey for several minutes on live TV, then celebrating the inevitable lawsuit in which he not only got away with absolutely clear-cut defamation on a technicality, he even got a whole paragraph removed from the German law on defamation.
Then, of course, there's cabaret which reaches from harmless fun to emotionally exhausting assaults on the audience's comfortable life and self-image.
Pispers makes you feel bad, Sumuncu makes you feel bad for laughing.
And of course there's the great German comedy genre of watching FOX News.
Nothing funnier.
As a German I have never read a more accurate description of my sense of humor.
the czech one is true asf LMAO. Also great you put part of legendary Czech film :D
Čaues more jak je?
the way you synced up Morpheus talking at the beginning is magci
I didnt funnely enough. Fate demanded
I might have to visit Slovenia
For uh.. research
Don't, trust me I was there
I'll go straight to the point. I'll be going to Slovenia for sexy femboys.
Sincerely, a boy.
slovenia is kino land
@@Miroljub-trkuljevic so the... rumours... aren't true?
@@FuruyaHaKokoniImasu Some of them are actual chicks
The Italians peaking really got me. The closest they got again to the Roman Empire was the Renaissance and even that wasn't anywhere close.
nobody can ever explain better the rivalry between Turkey and Greece
I'm just happy we didn't get a hungry Hungary or finishing Finnish joke.
yeah but we got a stealing romanian joke
@@Pitbull.named.Princess jokes can be true
@@dangerousdoggo5465 😲😲😲
@@dangerousdoggo5465 trust me ukrainians or usually the slavs can be much more skilled
@@Pitbull.named.Princess lol idk, but i do know what romania is like. not good
At least we don’t have to spent our entire live savings for one trip to the doctor
It had to be a European saying that Europe is perfect
Ah as if I haven't heard that one a million times already. What's next you gonna tell me about all the shootings next?
As an italian, that's true, we did not peak 2000 years ago, but 1905 years ago
0:33 gosh, I really loved how the "you was never really funny anyway" fit perfectly.
That’s not the line lmao
”Never really runnin from me anyway” sorry 😭
@@Mark-lf5cj almost there
@@Mark-lf5cj it's rooting lmao
Funny how Switzerland isn’t in the EU itself but still holds the entire European financial structure together…
2:32 The funny thing is, that despite it being a total gibberish, it's surprisingly pronounceable.
1:14 welp time to find another door
as a pole, i hate the fact that i can actually pronounce that with no problems 😭💀
Well the UK also had tons of oil but instead of investing it and using it to help it's people they privatised it and wasted it on tax cuts for the rich (due to Thatcherism). So "socialism" (Norway actually has social democracy) did make Norway rich because they used the oil in the interest of the people and nationalised it.
Thank you! Was waiting for this comment.
Yeah, it isn’t just oil that makes a country rich, just look at places like Venezuela. You need to actually be smart, and save up and reinvest the money you get from that oil into your economy and your people, else you’ll become extremely more unequal than you already were!
@@12D_D21 Venezuela? Look at Russia. Because of its resource mismanagement, corruption and everything else that happened in the past 20 years it turned from a land of promise into a Mordor.
Here in the Netherlands we basically wasted the natural gas, and now we're more reliant on gas than ever while it's running out and we can't get more because it causes lots of earthquakes.
We should've done it like Norway instead.
Tax cuts get more money into hands of the people (when you pay less in taxes you have more money + more innovation becouse private sectror is more innovative than goverment). Also privatizing oil will increase production and efficiency decrease prices.
@@martincingel7095 If you give it in the form of tax cuts, it'll disproportionally go to the rich, as they pay more taxes and thus their tax gets reduced the most. Also, directly giving everything away doesn't seem like a great idea, it's better to make a national investment fund which will grow and will be useful for a long time.
Largely nationalizing oil production but partially working with oil companies like Norway did also works well.
With all these differences, wonderful that we can still be united. Love every country, love you Europe 🇪🇺
yep, that's awesome!
Free Health Care Gang ^^
@@neptune6655 Nothing is free. It's called public health care.
@@requiem5151 better than spending 100k on healthcare in america
Usa usa usa
@@thegreedykrab7857 You earn more through salaries than we do on Europe. The purchasing power is especially low and going lower on the poorest European countries such as Spain (my country). In the case of Spain there's also an extreme amount of taxes very inneficiently handed for very low salaries, extreme high public debt (over 120% of GDP), high inflation lowering the purchasing power even more while salaries don't go up in the slightest, very strict working sector that makes it very difficult to switch jobs which is why everyone's dream job is to become a public servant and have a safe, stable job working for the state (which in the USA is a sign of low ambition). Not to mention that the public healthcare in Spain has you wasting 3-6 months for SIMPLE attendance to clinics and don't get me started on HOW LONG it takes to have surgery on anything important (life or death scenarios even in some cases). So not everything is good or everything is bad, there's always a middle point. I cannot judge the USA because I don't live there so I probably only see the ''good aspects'' which may also happen for an USA citicizen to praise other places like Europe for example without knowing the bad stuff.
0:12 That ikea is actually in Romania. As a Romanian, I can tell, like the “Plătești puțin” meaning “Pay less” or Nou meaning New
As a Turkish with Greek blood I can confirm that strongest Greek is like anime girl and weakest Turkish is like The Rock
As a Greek I can confirm it is the opposite
@@thunderlord6250 As a turk I have to say the opposite of what you say even if you are right (papa erdo has a gun against my head)
@@skyress2103 lol
„As a Turk with Greek blood“
(So literally every modern day Turk)
@@liamcassidy5992 yeeaah, kinda
2:24 that’s from one of my most favourite Czechoslovak films- Vesničko, má středisková. Did you know, that, that younger man is actually a Hungarian.
Anyway greetings from 🇨🇿, and dobrou noc, dámy a pánové
As a French who doesn’t smoke I agree that my French counterparts are killing themselves slowly
As A Norwegian, I can Truly say!
That oil made us rich.
As a (poor) French student,I assure you that it’s incredibly true all I eat every single day is those god damn pasta and I am wholeheartedly thankful to my Italian side to make me able to not die of overdose of pasta.
@empty baguette is best food for travel anmd stduiy
@@a.m.4148 I'd rather not eat pasta *in France*
As someone who lives in scotland i can confirm this is great weather 0:47
As a Greek I can relate to both and also the last one about Greek was well researched 😂😂
im turkish and i love greece
@@sinan2713nice greek comment
This was a really good one. I loved it! And as a Norwegian I can confirm that we went from broke af to rich af after we discovered oil.
We weren't exactly broke af before we discovered oil. Before oil we were standing around 16th place cus of trading.
Hold on, a europe slander video that's actually funny but doesn't have to rely on overused stereotypes that are not true? Impossible...
Wha? Scotland and UK ones are just wrong though
German, Turkish, Greek, Slovenia?
I am amazed by the lack of a beer joke about czechia, truly a rarity
One of the best sladers I've seen, the editing is pure gold
Also one of my favourites, since I'm brazillian lol
Thanks thanks, let me tell that was quite some work. Yet i still cant grasp how many people 150 000 views represent. Everytime i check the number increased by a lot. Its insane . Im very happy you enjoyed it
@@I_Maser I could tell that was a lot of work! And it payed off, rest assure of that! And now there are 734 378, amazing! I hope that number (and the subscribers one) keep getting bigger and bigger!
Good video!
Congratulations from Hungary🇭🇺🤚
This was unbelievably wholesome
1:01 maybe we are not that different
Ukraine, Lithuania, Latvia and 2 small countries that I don't remember are missing
Also Albania, Belgium and Bosnia and Herzegovina
And Ireland
ye sad :(
Andorra, Denmark, San Marino, North Macedonia, Wales, Northern Ireland, England, Slovakia … it just doesn’t cover the whole of Europe ^^
Made me so disappointed…. i watched the whole video just to not see my country 😞
Croatia, Hungary
Iceland, Faroe Islands etc
As an Italian, that is absolutely true in every way possible.
Also, thank you for being creative and not put a "pinapple pizza" joke
Nice to see that no one slanders Lithuania and Latvia
as a Hungarian, Im okay with this
same
Wtf why did they say we are nazis
same
A klipnek annyi köze van magyarországhoz, hogy ott volt Horthy.
@@decombatnfl3639 ja
Pov: You wait until your country is mentioned
1. As a Greek, the Greek one is so accurate
2 Anyone else want to go to Slovenia?
As a turk i feel you bro.
Its clear you dont know anything about Slovenia, becuase there are no femboys here. The joke was created by jealous Balkans because Slovenia has the best economy in Balkans!
@@apersonwhowritescomments slovenia really deserves the nickname "mini austria", you guys have no sense of humor fr
The Scottish one is the most accurate one 🤣
The fact that the Ikea in the Sweden slander is Romanian adds more to the funny
2:13 fun fact: spanish republicans sold all the spanish gold to the USSR during the civil war
So Russia has the Inca gold?
As someone from Spain, i haven't seen a most accurate slander ever
It's actually not accurate. I'll just copy-paste my other comment because this propaganda has clearly been impregnated in fellow spaniards:
Spain is indeed broke but as a Spaniard it gets tiring to see propaganda fake news like the Spanish Empire stealing South America's gold. It's fake, the amount we ''stole'' (it wasn't stealing because they were part of the Empire just like any other territory) is equivalent to what gold mines in Mexico produce in a year nowadays... Nonetheless, I must congratulate the British Empire, France and Germany, they have always been the best at creating this false hateful propaganda of Spain's history also apparent with the Spanish Inquisition to name another example (spoiler: Other european countries burnt way more witches than Spain ever did and also witches burnt in stakes was closer to contemporary times than middle ages)... It's funny and sad because even Spanish people believe many of these fake news popularized by Anglosaxon history revisionism to paint Spain badly.
Aunque quisiéramos devolver el oro ya nos lo gastamos todo XD.
Soy un ardido, es el único que no me ha hecho gracia
Nosotros nos quedamos con el 20%, el resto se lo quedó los demás virreinatos
Exacto, lo de que robamos el oro es la leyenda Negra que se inventaron los ingleses para dejarnos mal. El 80% del oro se invirtió en América.
Omg, a slander vid where Austria gets slandered AND is even the first country to get slandered? As an Austrian I feel honored
Finns are tired of living in the happiest country in the world:
*guy slowly holds a gun to his head while listening to music*
On god this one is the most accurate and diverse one
As an Irishman, I was at first annoyed to see we did not make the list. However, upon further thinking, I realised we didn't make the list because there is nothing to slander about us; we are the perfect nation. Either that, or we are just too irrelevant to mention. However, I choose to believe the first explanation.
0:33 i love how the lyrics add up with the slander
Fun fact:
At 2:28 there's a meme about Greece and not paying taxes while the clip of the guy whoever made the video used is a tally Greek and has made a video about he doesn't give a f*ck about not paying taxes
A living meme amongst Greek people and it made me very happy
The joke about Liechtenstein is that it was forgotten.☠
This one was actually quite original. I think the only slander I'd seen before is the Slovenian femboy.
Which isnt even true
Hold on, an european slander video without making a joke about czechoslovakia or czechs drinking a lot of beer?
An American probably made this video
And with actual ,,Vesničko má středisková" clip. In earlier comment OP said this was friend's idea.
That, or producing a lot of porn 👀
As a Dutchman, i can confirm that that is the shortest you can be in the Netherlands.
Is 6’8 considered a midget over in the Netherlands?
@@PunishedKrab Nah 7'1 is considered as a midget.
2:08 as a Portuguese I can relate with that
Como Brasileiro eu Digo que nós somos mais Portentes que Portugal agora
@@thealyssonramon216 "Como Brasileiro eu Digo que nós somos mais Portentes que Portugal agora"
"Portentes" Really?!
So words like "portentes" pretty much explains one of the many reasons of the "clip" at minute 2:08 ...
"Portentes" a new word to be added to Duolingo BR lessons, love this vocabulary enrichment.
Já dizia o outro... : "- Calado és um Poeta!"
As a Hungarian
I can confirm that the Hungary bit is 100% true
_(please let me out of this hellhole-)_
same but at least i live close to slovenia (the femboys)
2:28 damn, the person that made this either is greek, or has an intimate relationship with greek meme culture
"italians peaked 2000 years ago"
Yes
finally a dutch joke that isnt about our little sea problem
2:27 - 2:29 MASSIVE respect for using a clip of a guy actually talking about not paying taxes for this one!
as a britishman, I am approximately 1km away from your location and I am approaching rapidly.
*_s t a r t r u n n i n g_*
Out of all languages you decide to speak facts? 1:06
The first time I visited Edinburgh, it was actually a very warm and sunny day in August. When the sun shines, the city and the surrounding mountains are beautiful.
As someone from Britain I can confirm that u insult the queen , we insult ur entire existence 👯♀️
What about Brits who hate the Queen? I mean logically speaking they have to exist
@@KnoxCarbon idc abt them
0:16 that ain't slander. That's just a flex.
😎
Our bitches don’t have to get on they knees