As someone from Konstanz: During WW2 we used to leave our lights on instead of turning them off like many other cities did to avoid getting spotted by bombers. We wanted the Americans to think we were part of Switzerland, and they did fall for it. As a result, Konstanz has a wonderful old town untouched by the bombs of World War 2 and is, in my opinion, the prettiest city on the Lake of Constance and one of the prettiest in Germany.
Ich war schon mehrere Male in Konstanz, da ich mit meiner Familie schon oft auf dem Bodensee mit unserem Boot war und ich gebe dir Recht dass diese einer der schönsten Städte Deutschlands ist und es dort warum auch immer die zwei besten Sachen welche ich jemals gegessen habe gibt: Gulasch und eine Pizza aber dass diese den Belag eines Klassischen Flammkuchen hat
No, I live there and apart from the Bahnhofsviertel it’s a great city. The high crime rate is mostly due to the airport, it’s the largest in Germany and all customs and smuggling crimes committed there are counted toward’s the city’s crime rate.
The not existing joke is funny but its overused. They should rather make a joke about bielefeld trying their hardest to Plan the worst projects in existence. Jahnplatz Umbau, disowning shopowners to build ugly Neubauten. Cringe city government
That joke never gets old. In 2016, the city of Bielefeld personally promised prize money of 1 million euros for the person who can prove that Bielefeld does not exist. The prize money has not yet been redeemed and is still available, and the whole of Germany laughs at this thesis that Bielefeld does not exist. 😂
aber ein paar Sachen sind einfach falsch. vor allem gibt es Safe mehr Neonazis in MeckPomm als in Sachsen. Während der _normale_ Rechtspopulismus in Sachsen und Thüringen relativ stark ist, haben Berlin, Bremen, Köln, München und Baden-Württemberg allgemein dafür starken Linkspopulismus und Hamburg Linksextremismus.
I really have to applaud the genius of those punks who invaded Sylt - in stereotypical German fashion it was VERY well coordinated. They mailed cartons of beer (in cans) to the local DHL lockers on Sylt so they already had sufficient beer supplies in place by the time they arrived. Yes, Deutsche Bahn may suck. Yes, our politics may sometimes be a dumpster fire. But when it comes to establishing a steady supply of beer, Germans can be relied upon. We take our beer very seriously. ;)
Some Hannover lore: Hannover is situated where it is because there happened to be a high riverbank (that's where Hannover gets its name from: "Honovere", which translates to "At the high riverbank") safe from regularly occurring floods of the resident Leine river. In addition to this, at the place of Hannover's founding, there happened to be a stream island and relatively slim river plain plus shallow ford, making for a good point to cross the river there. Perhaps because of that, there was a crossing of two major roads at that location. So naturally, a medieval mercantile town would flourish there, as sources suggest, as early as 950 a.d. . (this comment is a mediation of a German Wikipedia article, so excuse my poor grammar)
Im from its biggest rival, braunschweig which was even more influential at one point and the canadian province new braunschweig is named after it. The rivarly between the cities has been going on for over hundrets of years, whenever there is a football game between them cops from other towns have to come and help contain the ultras
@@rcookie5128 I love Etymology too! That's why I already knew about the origins of my home city's name. The rest was a bit tedious but fun research^^ So: here's a speedfire round of the briefest possible origins of some of Germany's big cities: -Berlin: from the slavic "birl/berl", meaning swamp, and the common suffix -in. basically "swamp city" -Hamburg: from "hamme" meaning crook or turn, likely referring to the curvy Alster river nearby. burg just means castle. -Munich/München: from "munich/münich" meaning monk, related to the town being gifted to a monastery. so "The monks' town" -Stuttgart: from "stuotgarte", a compound word meaning "horse garden", or stud farm. -Rostock: from the slavic "roztok/rostok" meaning "parting of a river", referring to the Warnow river spreading out towards the baltic sea. -Bochum: from "bukhem/bokheim" with buk(e)/bok(e) refering to the beech tree, and -heim, a common suffix for german towns simply meaning home. ( it's very common in germany to have towns named after trees) -Dresden: from the old sorbian "drezd'any" meaning "denizens of the swamp valley". so yeah, germans really like their rivers, trees and swamps when naming their towns.
To be honest, I'm surprised that the comments are all in English, because when something Germany - related gets posted, it normally doesn't take very long until the entire comment section is talking in German.
Oder auch "Diese Kommentarsektion ist nun Eigentum der Bundesrepublik Deutschland" gehört bei so etwas schon fast zum Regelfall. Aber ist RUclips, nicht Reddit😂
The stuttgart capitalist one got me because my grand parents moved to stuttgart in like 74 so the can live as capitalist as possible then moved back to Yugoslavia because they had enough money in 80
Ne Freundin von mir hat mal in Offenbach gewohnt. In dem Gebäude hat irgendwann ein völlig abgerissener Typ in den Flur geschissen. Und seine Scheiße an die Wand geschmiert. Und in die Schlüssellöcher der Wohnungen gestopft. Immer wenn ich an Offenbach denke, erinnere ich mich an den Hausflurscheißer. DAS ist Offenbach.
Funny thing, i live in Germany since 2012, and have no idea about the topic. Except the rural part. You can't call someone alcoholic, just because he drinks beer every day. Is just beer. (I meant it in a satirical way)
@@user.2.2 Exactly, it's quite bold of any Hessian to complain that somebody else doesn't speak German. If some old person spoke in their dialect to someone who is not from the area, they might as well speak Arabic, it wouldn't be any harder to understand.
@@sophielorraine6519 was genau bringt dir der aufwand nur um am ende einen 1,0 er schnitt zu haben. Hat es was mit manchen berufen zu tun bei denen ein 1,0 er schnitt Vorschrift ist?
This brings an anecdote to mind. Many years ago I had this buddy of mine living in the north of Germany and we wanted to hang out. He was always telling me about how cool of a city he thought Frankfurt is, especially the inner city around the skyscrapers and so forth... As someone living in Frankfurt all his life, I tried to lower his expectations just a little... The bottom line is that when he came over to Frankfurt and wanted to see the main station area with me and another friend after 20-30 minutes he started looking visibly more and more disgusted and distressed until he begged us to "just go away from here and go to your place"(my place), not to mention the wonderful constant smell of junky urine almost everywhere at the main station. Frankfurt has some beautiful areas along its newly redone Altstadt at the Römer, the Main River, and further out from the inner city, but I am not surprised that when people only know the main station and Hauptwache/Zeil that they rightfully believe it to be one if not the worst city in all of Germany. I am after all still a proud Hessian that acknowledges the many issues around here.
@@MichaeltheORIGINAL1 I feel your friend, my father also hyped frankfurt, as one of the financial and skysrcaper centre of Europe. Lets just say he got kinda disappointed during our 10 hour layover there.
I always find funny that all this Germany slander videos agree completely on 1)Saarland being the Alabama of Germany 2) dudes in köln are not very manly 3) Frankfurt is capitalistic af
As a queer person just outside Germany, Köln is basically the only German city that regularly pops up on my radar (aside from the here conspicuously absent Berlin).
This person standing in front of wall needs this text: Mönchengladbacher when trying to explain that their city is known for something else than the football club
Me being from Hanover immediately starting in my head "we used to be a kingdom!" etc. then realizing I am literally the person shown in the clip. I even have a cig in my hand hahaha
Idk if I want to laugh or cry at the first one, Munich rents are so insane. Honestly I'm starting to think it's a huge social experiment to see how expensive you can make an otherwise average city
I mean when i looked up bochum the first thing tht came up was, that some 1 year old kid fucking died in a kindergarden 7 hours ago so yeah checks out.
@@KiffKan Jesus, I didn't even know that. I just know that someone got murdered at my local Rewe supermarket, which is why there is now a guy standing at the entrance all the time.
The thing is that HSV fans are a dichotomy: either they still have passion in which case the clip is accurate or the last 12 to 13 years have turned them into an emotionless stone when it comes to HSV
Als hsv Fan kann ich sagen das ich (was Fußball angeht) emotional tot bin. Hsv hat 2:2 gegen ksc gespielt am Wochenende… Ich weiß nicht mehr warum ich hsv unterstütze. Wirklich nicht. Aber die Liebe bleibt trotzdem bis in den Tod hahahahahahah. Der scheiß ist mittlerweile einfach nur noch lächerlich
Yeah my friends took this years and some told me to just don’t next year xD out Math teachers said 5 points were possible lol. So much happiness about the new system.
Yup I'm so glad I wrote mine in 2019 nice and chill, my brother is normally a good student and wrote his Abitur couple weeks ago, fat old RIP, had his final grade drop about 0.5 or so
Bin Niedersachse, aber ich weiß ja nicht. Den Schwierigkeitsgrad anhand des Notenschnitts zu beurteilen (wie du es wahrscheinlich gemacht hast finde ich gewagt. In Hamburg macht die Hälfe der Schüler Abitur, in Bayern nur ein Drittel. Wenn man annimmt, dass in Bayern das beste Drittel der Schüler Abitur macht und in Hamburg die beste Hälfte, dann wäre es klar, dass bei gleichem Schnitt das bayrische Abitur trotzdem schwerer ist. Außerdem unterscheiden sich ja nicht nur die Prüfungen, sondern auch der Unterricht. Schwere Prüfungen können mit gleichem Schnitt bestanden werden, wenn der Unterricht besser ist. Da muss man schon etwas genauer hinschauen.
Damn that about rural people being alcoholic hits hard In Saarland on every little festival in every little place with more than 10 people there is a stand with beer and everyone can't walk straight anymore after like 2 hours
Hab persönlich nur mit Düsseldorf Erfahrung, sonst bin ich purer Ossi. Will hier auch nicht weg wenns später die Arbeit nicht verlangt, die Gegend ist schön und man hat hier tatsächlich noch Chancen sich vielleicht irgendwann ein Häuslein zu bauen :) und Familie ist ja auch was wert.
Wo im Westen? Ich lebe mitten im Nirgendwo von Niedersachsen, weit weg von großen Städten. Die Lebensweise hier ist nicht vergleichbar wie mit einem Stadtleben oder wie in Nordrhein-Westfalen. Ich würde jederzeit ein Dorfleben vorziehen, weil ich habe schonmal in Essen, NRW, gewohnt und das ist nichts für mich.
Apologies in advance, Grammar-Sachse moving through: *taught (thought is 'gedacht' and not 'beigebracht' like you aimed for, very understandable mistake tho ngl)
What's Wilhelmshaven like these days? It wasn't in the video, but as a foreigner history buff I know at least in the past it was a major port city for you guys (and a naval base).
When Neubrandenburg ppl explains (insert several times) that their place is not "new Brandenburg" sitting beside Brandenburg : (I once thought that NB was near Brandenburg too, es tut mir so leid lol)
I railed some super cute femboys in Cologne, unfortunately, not all fem guys there are as adorable and cute as the two in the clip here. ;) I'm super straight, bro, feminine, cute fem-guys, trans girls and hot biological girls all the way for life! ;)
The footage that you used for Lower-Saxony is actually from the Netherlands. ''Groene hart'' on the brown sign translates to ''Grun Herz'' or ''Green Heart''
The fact that it took 3 memes to explain the insanity of Frankfurt is amazing
069!!!
Haaaaft
Average day in Frankfurt: M A D N E S S
Ffm is just built different
They forgot the championship title 😓 Also Offenbach ist ein Höllenloch und es ist keine Debatte 😤
For non germans this might look like a meme, but almost everything in this video is unironically true
Nicht für Sachsen 🤫
@@ClaireEmilia doch auch für sachsen stimmts
@@ClaireEmilia doch. Besonders für Sachsen.
@@ClaireEmilia lass dir nichts von den Banausen einreden Baby
@@MominEnjoyer scheinst ja großer Experte zu sein 😂
If you dont say "moin" in northern germany, you have lost your value as a human being
Einfach aus Nerv mit Servus grüßen 😎
@@DrDDuck da ist der Tag auch für alle im Eimer :D
@@DrDDuck In einer Kirche? Kann man machen.
Im Rest Norddeutschlands? Schwierig.
@@DrDDuck hat für die letzten zwei Wochen in HH gut funktioniert :D
Except Hannover
as a german i love seeing how everyone roasts the living hell out of frankfurt
I saw a guy washing his feet with beer and that was the least insane thing I witnessed there.
as someone living in closer proximity than i'd like to ffm... is it a roast if its entirely accurate?
@@einchaotenwuschelnah ✋💀
Lets be real Frankfurt is Germany's Ohio
"Welches?"
As someone from Konstanz:
During WW2 we used to leave our lights on instead of turning them off like many other cities did to avoid getting spotted by bombers.
We wanted the Americans to think we were part of Switzerland, and they did fall for it.
As a result, Konstanz has a wonderful old town untouched by the bombs of World War 2 and is, in my opinion, the prettiest city on the Lake of Constance and one of the prettiest in Germany.
Stein a.Rh. am Ausfluss des Rheins aus dem Untersee ist aber auch nicht zu verachten
@@QZSS Stein am Rhein ist auch wunderschön 🤩
Ich war schon mehrere Male in Konstanz, da ich mit meiner Familie schon oft auf dem Bodensee mit unserem Boot war und ich gebe dir Recht dass diese einer der schönsten Städte Deutschlands ist und es dort warum auch immer die zwei besten Sachen welche ich jemals gegessen habe gibt: Gulasch und eine Pizza aber dass diese den Belag eines Klassischen Flammkuchen hat
@@lucas2000.Lindau ebenfalls
I'm sorry for people in Düren.
But there wasn't much light left to turn on after I guess.
Grüsse
as a foreigner who just visited frankfurt one month ago, this video makes me feel like i should be grateful of getting out of there safe lol
You should
Nah, they are generally chill. During daytime that is....
I mean i got stabed in frankfurt over 5€ soooo 10/10 would do again
@@KiffKan damn, I should haul my ass to Frankfurt
No, I live there and apart from the Bahnhofsviertel it’s a great city. The high crime rate is mostly due to the airport, it’s the largest in Germany and all customs and smuggling crimes committed there are counted toward’s the city’s crime rate.
Thank you for validating the non excitence of Bielefeld with the lack of slander
The not existing joke is funny but its overused. They should rather make a joke about bielefeld trying their hardest to Plan the worst projects in existence. Jahnplatz Umbau, disowning shopowners to build ugly Neubauten. Cringe city government
That joke never gets old. In 2016, the city of Bielefeld personally promised prize money of 1 million euros for the person who can prove that Bielefeld does not exist. The prize money has not yet been redeemed and is still available, and the whole of Germany laughs at this thesis that Bielefeld does not exist. 😂
As a person who spent several years of life in Bielefeld, I can confirm that it doesn't exist.
Everything in this video is pure truth
As a third world guy, I'm surprised that Germany have corrupt politicians
Besides the cologne part
as a german i can confirm
@@1-7-1lh8 cologne degenerate spotted
@@therealalpharius7099 you seem like a saarland man
This ain't a meme , this is an actual documentary
As an australian, nowhere in germany is the middle of nowhere lol
As a German I can assure that everything you mentioned is absolutely correct
I’m also a German, and I would say I agree
aber ein paar Sachen sind einfach falsch.
vor allem gibt es Safe mehr Neonazis in MeckPomm als in Sachsen.
Während der _normale_ Rechtspopulismus in Sachsen und Thüringen relativ stark ist, haben Berlin, Bremen, Köln, München und Baden-Württemberg allgemein dafür starken Linkspopulismus und Hamburg Linksextremismus.
another german here, can confirm, it really is.
Yea as a german I also agree👍🏻
as a French who traveled miscellaneous times to Germany, I agree too
The Sylt one is perfect, now that the poor people are raiding it through the 9-Euro-Ticket.
The only poor people they accept are the gering verdiener who work for them.
I Live in the mainland near sylt its actually true they just keep coming and its funny as hell
I really have to applaud the genius of those punks who invaded Sylt - in stereotypical German fashion it was VERY well coordinated. They mailed cartons of beer (in cans) to the local DHL lockers on Sylt so they already had sufficient beer supplies in place by the time they arrived. Yes, Deutsche Bahn may suck. Yes, our politics may sometimes be a dumpster fire. But when it comes to establishing a steady supply of beer, Germans can be relied upon. We take our beer very seriously. ;)
Don't forget to sleep on the luggage rack
I think its funny that a lot rich ones are annoyed that the ones with a little bit less money are their now xD
Some Hannover lore: Hannover is situated where it is because there happened to be a high riverbank (that's where Hannover gets its name from: "Honovere", which translates to "At the high riverbank") safe from regularly occurring floods of the resident Leine river. In addition to this, at the place of Hannover's founding, there happened to be a stream island and relatively slim river plain plus shallow ford, making for a good point to cross the river there. Perhaps because of that, there was a crossing of two major roads at that location. So naturally, a medieval mercantile town would flourish there, as sources suggest, as early as 950 a.d. .
(this comment is a mediation of a German Wikipedia article, so excuse my poor grammar)
Im from its biggest rival, braunschweig which was even more influential at one point and the canadian province new braunschweig is named after it. The rivarly between the cities has been going on for over hundrets of years, whenever there is a football game between them cops from other towns have to come and help contain the ultras
@@kilianfirebolt it’s mostly like that that the Bundespolizei look up for football matches
As a german city history/development and etymology enthusiast, I love these insights!
@@rcookie5128 I love Etymology too! That's why I already knew about the origins of my home city's name. The rest was a bit tedious but fun research^^
So: here's a speedfire round of the briefest possible origins of some of Germany's big cities:
-Berlin: from the slavic "birl/berl", meaning swamp, and the common suffix -in. basically "swamp city"
-Hamburg: from "hamme" meaning crook or turn, likely referring to the curvy Alster river nearby. burg just means castle.
-Munich/München: from "munich/münich" meaning monk, related to the town being gifted to a monastery. so "The monks' town"
-Stuttgart: from "stuotgarte", a compound word meaning "horse garden", or stud farm.
-Rostock: from the slavic "roztok/rostok" meaning "parting of a river", referring to the Warnow river spreading out towards the baltic sea.
-Bochum: from "bukhem/bokheim" with buk(e)/bok(e) refering to the beech tree, and -heim, a common suffix for german towns simply meaning home. ( it's very common in germany to have towns named after trees)
-Dresden: from the old sorbian "drezd'any" meaning "denizens of the swamp valley".
so yeah, germans really like their rivers, trees and swamps when naming their towns.
@@marvintg2002 Nice, thanks that you out in the work!
To be honest, I'm surprised that the comments are all in English, because when something Germany - related gets posted, it normally doesn't take very long until the entire comment section is talking in German.
I think there are lots of germans in the comment section but they're still writing in english. Bilingual life🤌🏻
We do that when we want to show our presence. This video was made by a German and is about Germany so there isn't much need for it here.
Ja, wenn's dich stört, könn wa auch Deutsch redn
Oder auch "Diese Kommentarsektion ist nun Eigentum der Bundesrepublik Deutschland" gehört bei so etwas schon fast zum Regelfall. Aber ist RUclips, nicht Reddit😂
Well I assume it's because the video is in English
1:38 Fiago when HSV bottled promotion to the Bundesliga
The stuttgart capitalist one got me because my grand parents moved to stuttgart in like 74 so the can live as capitalist as possible then moved back to Yugoslavia because they had enough money in 80
Wtf azahaha
Machen auch viele Kroaten so. Die Häuser die da stehen wären niemals möglich mit den Einkommen da aber wenn man aus Deutschland kommt, geht das.
Welp, sounds like a great success story for capitalism. I did my Abitur in Stuttgart. I occasionally miss it
So they moved back to the socialist country even though they could make more money in the capitalist one. Damn. Win for Yugoslavia.
as a Frankfurter I can confirm that the hatred towards Offenbach goes way back in time
“En Frankforter und en Dormstätter sitzen im Zuch...”
@@lw9760 was gar nicht mal so weit hergeholt ist, denn ich selber nutze sogar täglich die S3
Als Offenbacher kann ich bestätigen, dass Offenbach schon n scheiss Ort ist.
you live there? im sorry for your loss
Ne Freundin von mir hat mal in Offenbach gewohnt. In dem Gebäude hat irgendwann ein völlig abgerissener Typ in den Flur geschissen. Und seine Scheiße an die Wand geschmiert. Und in die Schlüssellöcher der Wohnungen gestopft.
Immer wenn ich an Offenbach denke, erinnere ich mich an den Hausflurscheißer. DAS ist Offenbach.
As a person who has never been to or lived in Germany, I can confirm this is true.
As a German, I am glad to hear an experts opinion on this topic.
@@mktosaft4255 Glad to share my knowledge with the community.
Right because when you have never been to Germany there is a small possibility that you were living there :) :) :)
@@affennecher8552 he was living there in spirit
Funny thing, i live in Germany since 2012, and have no idea about the topic. Except the rural part. You can't call someone alcoholic, just because he drinks beer every day. Is just beer. (I meant it in a satirical way)
I got super mad about the Bochum slander for a second, then I remembered I got depression and am in no position to argue. i love my city none the less
well at least it gave you some emotions 😊
Sorry I'm a year late, I travelled here by Deutsche Bahn.
But as a young east german from Sachsen I can confirm the points made.
As a Aachener, I approve of this message.
Au huur!!
@Jul W saying cringe is cringe
Auhue
Lekmi doch amoka
Hello fellow Aachener
The one about Frankfurt and Offenbach is funny as hell
@@MichaelCorleone-wv6mn try 30 years
@@MichaelCorleone-wv6mn Germans in frankfurt don’t even speak German in some part of the city
@@MichaelCorleone-wv6mn MAYBE YOU SHOULD START LEARNING IT THEN YA PRICK
@@user.2.2 Exactly, it's quite bold of any Hessian to complain that somebody else doesn't speak German. If some old person spoke in their dialect to someone who is not from the area, they might as well speak Arabic, it wouldn't be any harder to understand.
As a Bavarian, who just barely managed to get his Abitur, I can confirm: The struggle is real (Schnitt 2,9)
2,9 ist aber nicht gerade noch so geschafft, das ist wenn leicht unter dem Durchschnitt
Hab 1,0 und musste meine Seele dafür verkaufen
@@sophielorraine6519 alter wtf Respekt
@@sophielorraine6519 was genau bringt dir der aufwand nur um am ende einen 1,0 er schnitt zu haben. Hat es was mit manchen berufen zu tun bei denen ein 1,0 er schnitt Vorschrift ist?
@@Venomas420 wenn der chef bei einem seriösen beruf einen bewerber mit 1,0 oder mit 2,9 vor sich hat, welchen wird er wohl nehmen?
Lange nicht mehr so gelacht. Danke für Arbeit!
As a german i was laughing out loud several times bro this was on point
The scene for Regensburg beeing happy when it is raining, is also applying when someone mentions regensburg on the internet.
Einfach Regensburg in nem meme video. Ich dachte das seh ich nie. *insert pointing Leo gif*
Herzlichen Glückwunsch und Grüße an alle Regensburger!
ICH WAR SO ÜBERRASCHT MAN
The Fact that Hagen made it into the List makes me proud in such a wrong way
Greetings from Hagen
greetings from Hagen haha
Ich hab noch nie von Hagen gehört, was hab ich verpasst?
@@Kiki-ns4cc Du hast absolut nichts verpasst
Greetings from Hagen
Frankfurt is basicly the LA of Germany, its hyped af but when U get there it sucks and it smells funny.
This brings an anecdote to mind. Many years ago I had this buddy of mine living in the north of Germany and we wanted to hang out. He was always telling me about how cool of a city he thought Frankfurt is, especially the inner city around the skyscrapers and so forth... As someone living in Frankfurt all his life, I tried to lower his expectations just a little...
The bottom line is that when he came over to Frankfurt and wanted to see the main station area with me and another friend after 20-30 minutes he started looking visibly more and more disgusted and distressed until he begged us to "just go away from here and go to your place"(my place), not to mention the wonderful constant smell of junky urine almost everywhere at the main station.
Frankfurt has some beautiful areas along its newly redone Altstadt at the Römer, the Main River, and further out from the inner city, but I am not surprised that when people only know the main station and Hauptwache/Zeil that they rightfully believe it to be one if not the worst city in all of Germany. I am after all still a proud Hessian that acknowledges the many issues around here.
@@MichaeltheORIGINAL1 i ain't reading this
@@vergil5750 L
@@MichaeltheORIGINAL1 I feel your friend, my father also hyped frankfurt, as one of the financial and skysrcaper centre of Europe. Lets just say he got kinda disappointed during our 10 hour layover there.
@@HelloOnepiece At least he didnt get stabbed at the train station.
"Offenbach & Frankfurt arguing which city is worse"
Gelsenkirchen entered the chat
As A franco-welsh sheep farmer from the Falklands, I can confirm this is accurate
Me being a Bavarian , I have to completely agree. Pure facts
Same bro
I love how it's in English while mostly Germans will understand it xD
I always find funny that all this Germany slander videos agree completely on 1)Saarland being the Alabama of Germany 2) dudes in köln are not very manly 3) Frankfurt is capitalistic af
West Virginia actually has much more incest historically than anywhere in the US
Its always either Köln or Düsseldorf
As a queer person just outside Germany, Köln is basically the only German city that regularly pops up on my radar (aside from the here conspicuously absent Berlin).
And Sachsen being far right
its the alabama of germany before alabama was funny :)
Mostly correct except the last one. The drug dealers in aachen have so good prices and customer service, you dont even have to go to the netherlands.
0:41 saxons 💀💀💀🙋♂🙋♀🙋♂🙋♀
So much funnier without being German and having no context for what this means
@Moad Frankfurt isn’t a part of Germany bruh 😂
@@heyyou.. bruh idk if this is a joke
@@reapa9991 it's part of turkey
the context is given in the video
As a saxon, I don't fully agree...that doesn't happen before our first beer at nine in the morning.
As a lower Saxon I can confirm, beer is al we have
As a young Saxon, I also don't wanna leave the east. Even tho I have to agree that there are a lot of right wings here
@@lild1897 What's wrong with that? lmao
@@Hellsichtig Conservative detected
@@lild1897 Beides gute Dinge.
This person standing in front of wall needs this text: Mönchengladbacher when trying to explain that their city is known for something else than the football club
True everytime when i hear Mönchengladbach I instantly think of the football team
Mönchengladbach is a shithole im happy if I get out here someday
My association is the mentally ill due to the boarding school situated there
as a bavarian i can confirm that our abitur is indeed hard
Me being from Hanover immediately starting in my head "we used to be a kingdom!" etc. then realizing I am literally the person shown in the clip. I even have a cig in my hand hahaha
😂
This is great, loved the joke about Bielefeld
the joke about what?
@@michil.8178 dunno
Bielefeld is the city that doesn’t exist
@@blacktxwhite noch nie davon gehört
@@michil.8178there is a joke that the city of Bielefeld doesn’t exist. And by not making a meme about this the video pretty much proves it 😅
Alright let me move to Cologne
I'm waiting
As a german: This is legit true
trying to find a single normal theatre/opera production in Germany (impossible)
I live in Lower Saxony and I can confirm, thst we live in the middle of nowhere
0:16 As a Bavarian who's planning on dropping out of school because I just witnessed my brother go through the Abitur I confirm this.
Ich schwöre man das ist nicht lustig
*Lacht in Niedersachsen*
Mach' das bloß nicht!
@@mirsadajdari Keine Sorge hab jetzt vor auf die FOS zu gehen. 👌
Falls ich dann doch noch Abi machen will kann man das da ja auch machen.
@@monkas1833 Wie kannst du in NIedersachsen zur Schule gehen wenn da keine Menschen leben?
As someone who lives in germany i gotta zugeben everything is accurate
The most beautiful district in Dortmund:
_footage of streets covered in trash and houses crumbling_
Try not to smell piss after exiting from a Hauptbahnhof anywhere in germany for the first 3 minutes (impossible)
Even here in my village the train stop smells like piss
Idk if I want to laugh or cry at the first one, Munich rents are so insane. Honestly I'm starting to think it's a huge social experiment to see how expensive you can make an otherwise average city
As a Bochumer I can confirm, that the entire city is a cesspool of depression
I bet you live in Stiepel my friend
I mean when i looked up bochum the first thing tht came up was, that some 1 year old kid fucking died in a kindergarden 7 hours ago so yeah checks out.
@@KiffKan Jesus, I didn't even know that. I just know that someone got murdered at my local Rewe supermarket, which is why there is now a guy standing at the entrance all the time.
@@Akimo18 Nah, Wiemelhausen...
@@tristanbeer1257 As i alredy said it literally happend a few hours ago like god damn.
The Aachen one is sooooooooo accurate
The thing is that HSV fans are a dichotomy: either they still have passion in which case the clip is accurate or the last 12 to 13 years have turned them into an emotionless stone when it comes to HSV
Als hsv Fan kann ich sagen das ich (was Fußball angeht) emotional tot bin. Hsv hat 2:2 gegen ksc gespielt am
Wochenende…
Ich weiß nicht mehr warum ich hsv unterstütze. Wirklich nicht.
Aber die Liebe bleibt trotzdem bis in den Tod hahahahahahah.
Der scheiß ist mittlerweile einfach nur noch lächerlich
1:06 Me on a train - looking throught the window - at night.
"Woah, they are right!"
Niedersachsen now officially has the hardest Abitur, take that Bayern
Yeah my friends took this years and some told me to just don’t next year xD out Math teachers said 5 points were possible lol. So much happiness about the new system.
Yup I'm so glad I wrote mine in 2019 nice and chill, my brother is normally a good student and wrote his Abitur couple weeks ago, fat old RIP, had his final grade drop about 0.5 or so
It always has been saxony
Bin Niedersachse, aber ich weiß ja nicht. Den Schwierigkeitsgrad anhand des Notenschnitts zu beurteilen (wie du es wahrscheinlich gemacht hast finde ich gewagt.
In Hamburg macht die Hälfe der Schüler Abitur, in Bayern nur ein Drittel. Wenn man annimmt, dass in Bayern das beste Drittel der Schüler Abitur macht und in Hamburg die beste Hälfte, dann wäre es klar, dass bei gleichem Schnitt das bayrische Abitur trotzdem schwerer ist.
Außerdem unterscheiden sich ja nicht nur die Prüfungen, sondern auch der Unterricht. Schwere Prüfungen können mit gleichem Schnitt bestanden werden, wenn der Unterricht besser ist. Da muss man schon etwas genauer hinschauen.
1:00 is so true, "what do you for fun here" "Have a beer"
*6 beers at a minimum
If you can stand afterwards, then you hadn't had a drink, you had a vorglühen(no idea if there is a English word for that)
@@mavcotm8006 Vorglühen aufm Land ist ja sowieso wie saufen in der Stadt xd
2-6 Bier bevors losgeht ist ja Standard
@@drunkbavarian8988 genau!
Well, I'm gonna start working towards my double nationality with Germany, and this video was very informative, looking forward to moving to Cologne
Willkommen und denk an das tägliche Früh Kölsch
oder zumindest Kölsches Wasser (ist ne Limo)
And always remember to ask for an "Alt" in the breweries and restaurants. It's the specialty there
Hamburg is almost as gay as cologne lol
@@stupsilizard6564 Reissdorf Kölsch*
Definitley go around saying "Ich bin eine Düsseldorfer" and "Ich möchte lieber Düsseldorf Bier" youll 100% be loved by everyone in cologne immedietly
im from lower saxony and we have nothing except the "cleanest" german dialect
"moin"
Nope, that description fits Mecklenburg-Vorpommern
As a foreign student living in Germany for 9 months, I can confirm this is true.
As a HSV Fan 1:38 i can confirm, its pure agony
Yeah, like I was confident they finally make it... bruh
Schleswig Holsteiners be like :
,,Moin"
,,Guten Tag"
Ah , shit , run ! Its a tourist !!!
He didnt moin back !
Hide your kids!
Even worse when you say "Servus" in the North
this was GREAT! ✨ hahhaha and highly accurate!
*"Aachener on their way to the Netherlands for weed"* 🤣🤣
Holy shit this is the most accurate slander video i've ever seen
As a person who lives in Aachen, I take the 25 bus nearly every Sunday to buy shit in Vaals that they don’t have in Aachen 💀
Dutch supermarket slaps tho
As a Citizen of Frankfurt (Oder) I support this message
I can relate
As someone born and living in Konstanz, I can only say: DAS IST RICHTIG!
When your Bundesland wasn’t slander-ed in this video: _happy Sachsen-Anhalt noises_
East Germany was though
Happy NRW
SachsenAnhalt ist einfach zu egal. Sogar für die memes.
That's because no one remembers it.
@@johannpodhaisky9200 Hab noch nie Thüringen gesehen
as a lower saxon, there are indeed things to do here. It's called existing...
Schleßwig-Holsteiner when you're only mentioned as "northern germany" again
Im amazed that he caught the CDU lacking with corruption 😂 I didn’t think those news would ever leave the Bavarian border 🤣
You'd have to get it into Bavaria first if we're talking about the CDU
Finally some good german humour 😌
@Black Sun Gamer oh, thanks!!
I havent followed german meme culture for like 5 years but i assume we are still laughing at 2005 youtube poop arent we
@@skyr3x sometimes it really felt like it💀
Frankfurters are the most terrifying thing I’ve ever experienced
As a german, I can confirm Saarland is like the german Alabama..
Family wise
I like how 99% of people here are german but we write the comments in english to pretend otherwise
Ruhig !
0:58 Fun Fact: Bochum sounds like "bokum" which means "my shit" in Turkish so thats maybe why
Damn that about rural people being alcoholic hits hard
In Saarland on every little festival in every little place with more than 10 people there is a stand with beer and everyone can't walk straight anymore after like 2 hours
The studying for Abitur in Bavaria is 100% true 🙂
I love how everytime something about Stuttgart appears, it has to do with money, which is entirely true lmao.
Regensburg representation? In a viral meme? This is insane
I'm from Frankfurt and I can confirm that this 0:33 is completely accurate xD
In The Hague we are with guys looking same.
I am young, from eastern Germany and had to live and work in the west for the past 3 months. Never will I leave the east again.
Warum?
Freut mich, dass du den Wert erkennst.
Ich verpiss mich auch bald aus Berlin.
Ist mir zu weimar geworden haha.
Hab persönlich nur mit Düsseldorf Erfahrung, sonst bin ich purer Ossi. Will hier auch nicht weg wenns später die Arbeit nicht verlangt, die Gegend ist schön und man hat hier tatsächlich noch Chancen sich vielleicht irgendwann ein Häuslein zu bauen :) und Familie ist ja auch was wert.
Verständlich. Die Wessis haben Probleme 🤦🏻♀️
Wo im Westen? Ich lebe mitten im Nirgendwo von Niedersachsen, weit weg von großen Städten. Die Lebensweise hier ist nicht vergleichbar wie mit einem Stadtleben oder wie in Nordrhein-Westfalen. Ich würde jederzeit ein Dorfleben vorziehen, weil ich habe schonmal in Essen, NRW, gewohnt und das ist nichts für mich.
bochum caught me off guard but as a bochumer i gotta say, its so accurate
As a foreigner in bochum, i very much agree.
This city is so damn boring and dry
I swear. As a Bochumer myself I need to say. Dortmund gets all the cool things.
As somebody that lives on sylt i can confirm this
True my brother
@@Bln-f9u nah im Turkish and born on sylt
And don't forget, Bielefeld having an existential crisis!
As a Kölner this isn’t realistic. Only the manliest of us dress like that.
As a German this thought me so much about other states and cities in my own country xD Definitely had a good laugh xD
Fühl ich
Apologies in advance, Grammar-Sachse moving through: *taught (thought is 'gedacht' and not 'beigebracht' like you aimed for, very understandable mistake tho ngl)
@@radiocorrective Englisch ist meine Muttersprache, und ich hab dir verstehen :)
@@eerielamp Awesome! German is my native language but I prefer English tbh
What's Wilhelmshaven like these days? It wasn't in the video, but as a foreigner history buff I know at least in the past it was a major port city for you guys (and a naval base).
Alles auf englisch, obwohl hier jeder deutsch ist. Sogar die Kommentare lmao
When Neubrandenburg ppl explains (insert several times) that their place is not "new Brandenburg" sitting beside Brandenburg :
(I once thought that NB was near Brandenburg too, es tut mir so leid lol)
The Meme for Konstanz explaining that they aren't Swiss also works for Schaffhausen explaining that they aren't German
Saarland is Alabama For Germany.
Sweet home Saarland 🎶🎶
more like 80% of your income for rent in munich
as a german i can confirm everything said in this video
Go to Hamburg and greet someone with „Servus“ and watch what happens
as someone who lives in sachsen I can confirm
as a german in cologne, I can confirm this to be true
but only during carnival
er hat’s berstandeb
Sulang m'r schön sin als der Düsseldorfer
I railed some super cute femboys in Cologne, unfortunately, not all fem guys there are as adorable and cute as the two in the clip here. ;) I'm super straight, bro, feminine, cute fem-guys, trans girls and hot biological girls all the way for life! ;)
based asf
Kennst einfach nicht die coolen Leute...!
*Nett hier. Aber waren Sie schonmal in Baden-Württemberg?*
as a HSV fan i feel called out. next year tho :COPIUM
Schwarz weiß blau,
Scheiß Hsv
Pauli ist euer supergau!
Holy shit, first time someone actually acknowledged konstanz exists
Dieser Kommentarbereich ist nun Eigentum der Bundesregierung von Deutschland
The footage that you used for Lower-Saxony is actually from the Netherlands. ''Groene hart'' on the brown sign translates to ''Grun Herz'' or ''Green Heart''