"I'm a stripper and make more money than you!" "Apparently not enough to pay the bond." "Hey those were 1000$ glasses!" "Should have used that money to pay for the bond" Ah, i love you Patty! So good at your job haha
When I was a child I was a gamer too and a nerd that went to school. Now I can live my own place with a nice job with a nice setup at home to play.... Or just hang out with friends at the movies or bar, etc. Stay in school kids. XD
“I’m not the one dressed like a stripper “ “Well you know what that’s cuz I am a stripper and make more money than you “💀💀💀💀💀💀 I was not expecting that LMAOOOO
Patty, I think this is your very best video. It has a little bit of everything and you basically had to handle it yourself. You were tough when you had to be and sensible at the same time. Well done mate!
Bro i swear to god, i have been waiting for This video. For i dont know how long. And now that i have finally watched it, i Can only say. This is one of your most entertaining videos yet. Good job bro!
“We were having fun on the birthday party and you were the last priority”......says it all really. Responsible people, responsibly paying their debts. Such dirtbags.
Best excuse for not going to school I've heard😂 in going to be a junior and I still manage to keep my gold I only r6s and pass my classes with a's and b's
We went back a few weeks later and did a REPO at their house, check that episode out in about a week! (Season 7 Finale)
Patty Mayo youre awesome
Patty Mayo I was ur first like and comment
Patty Mayo say you won't stop making vids.
Patty Mayo I bought merch and you are a briilant hunter
Patty Mayo love the vids
12:33 guy: hey those are a 1000$ glasses
Patty: well you should of used that money for your bond
bro you stole that from another comment atleast give him credit
Jhonny Cage confirmed
12:31
Guy : *Hey those are $1000 glasses!*
Patty : Well, you should have used that money to pay for your bond
Dragon Slayer who pays $1000 for sunglasses. $100 Oakley’s are pushing my budget😂😂
Lmao
I Doubt he had $1000 glasses. Patty wrote he did a car repo bye bye car.
More than likely government well fair DONT HAVE KID IF YOU CANT AFFORD THEM
NICE ONE😂😂😂
Dragon Slayer lmao😂
Patty: "Im covered in cake.."
kayla: "cake by the ocean"
man that cracked me up :D
Haha i was readin your comment when she said ot haha
I am dying of laughter 😂🤣
Micke Andersson 😂
Hahaha so bad to see people like this but soooo funny.
IT IS OCEAN
Chad is actually such a chill guy,much respect for him staying up with all of her bs
Chill guy??????
@@graysonleiter2612☠️☠️😭
Respect for dealing with her bullshit? Fuck that
Most people that are hogtied are usually chill😅
I missed that part in the 31 minute video
Man, she made it really hard for the editors.
Lightning486 he couldn't put tape and paper over those to avoid it this time lol
Yeah...HARD...
“Hard” 😏
Easiest not have editors at all even better for us and editor
Lightning486 true
“Those were $1000 glasses!”
“Should’ve used that money to pay your bond” 😂😂😂 I love this channel
Honestly great
The best XD
Butters Stotch only glasses that would cost near that is G U C C I and Loui
Should spend more money on getting out of that shitty home
Clout shades😂
Only the OGS remember “ITS SUNDAY FOR CRYING OUT LOUD
Or *My safe word is pineapple juice*
Ya that guy under the house
Lol
Smug Spud02 that was pretty recent
I've been subscribed since before he had like 100 subs
10:04 the camera man seems to enjoy a little more than filming
Patrick can be a nice guy but when he’s in bounty hunter mode he shows no MERCY
JumpRopeRanch i don’t think you have to be a bounty hunter to lose your patience when you have to deal with idiots like that
Yeah your right
Dun dun dun Dummmmmm dun dun dun Dunnnnnnnn
Mayo is the fucking man. He can be good cop n bad cop in 1 sec
I 100% agree with u
“You look like you have warrants... and meth.” 😂😂
Who goin’ to methmatics
This is how many times a blur effect was shown
👇🏻
If there wasn’t the blurs it would be an amazing pron video
1 SwedishFish werido
To be honest I agree with swedishfish
Gosh darn i just did that
@@jdubs6290 bruh
I love how you care about children and animals.
So do I . ❤️🇺🇸❤️
You can tell pat is pissed when his accent comes out :P
Bradley Carls I’m laughing every time I hear it
What accent
@@shandramay9726 Boston accent mad funny 🤣
Thought i was watching Ted for a second
Bradley Carls 💙💙
"You look like you got warrants, and meth"DEAD LOL
"Cake by the ocean" is one of the must underrated jokes ever.
@@stef8428 No sht Sherlock. The joke is that she used that song in that moment.
@Florian it’s a song by the jonas brothers😄
Totally agree!
I like the joke at the end,"Hey Ocean,do you like seamen"
@@iancrotty9244 That's just crazy lol
WOW !!! 100 percent RESPECT to Patty , I hope that guy takes Patty's advice , Patty done really good today❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤
Patty’s accent comes out strong when he’s pissed, that’s how you know he’s fed up. lol
Codemeister 1000 New York lol xD
NY!
Mass for the winn 😂 I was dying, “where’s yah cah?”
Who controls this household? The 11 year old or the moutha?
Hes from Boston actually. lmao
patty: “lay down”
chad: “how”
patty: kicks him
hahah
when?
lol as i was reading this comment,i just got to the part in the vid haha
@@montananie1125 ygu
I don't know why but I knew he was going to kick him on the ground and say ''like that''.
@@montananie1125 at 18:00
I love when patty gets pissed his inner Boston comes out
Richie Tarantino: Patty is a 5 foot mad Boston terrier
He forgot what happened during because he was so heated haha
Richie Tarantino yes richie
Yeah. I didn't even realize he was from Boston until this video
It's kind of badass
Patty really does care, all jokes and sarcasm he throws aside.. and hes truly evolved so well over years from what ive seen watching his videos. 👌👌
“Your kid needs to go to school”
“He’s a gamer”
"Yea but he needs to go to school"
"That is his school"
Lol
“He NEEDS TO GO TO SCHOOL”
*complete silence*
I want that dad
@@strike7nineeleven493 oh no you really dont
"Cake by the ocean." best pun of all time
Jeremiah Whitaker lol
If your name was ocean you would probably be used to people giving you shit about your name and have a lot of pre-thought responses
Honour Hilaire exactly i think we have DNCE fan💯
revanoke exactly it's ironic how this happens
YoU liKe SeMeN
"He's a gamer... You should see how he plays." IM DEAD wtf are these parents.
I started pissing myself when I heard that
i think that they meant that their kids can start to freak out if they would try to take the games away.
Fr💀😂😂
bet they were playing fortnite
Patty: Ugh I n covered in cake
Kayla :cake by the ocean!
“Hey those are thousand dollar glasses!”
Patty- “Welp should have used the money to pay for your bond.”
Lmaooooo I’m dead 😂
D3LVAR I was looking for someone to comment that because I wanted to but u beat me to it. Lol
D3LVAR. All my oakleys. Are a thousand lol and i have 5 pairs
wee darkhawk15 youngest flexer of the century
Timalimadingdong what about lil tay
wee darkhawk15 what’s the point in having 5 pairs of the same glasses
I love how patty straight up roast people. Like if you agree!!
Lucas Nolte ik lol
Haha i agree
Lucas Nolte ikr lol I'm not the one dressed like a sriper I am a shriper
i agree but i won't FUCKING like this comment just because you said "like if you agree" .
im not going to like cause you begging for them but i do agree
"Ready for the boat ride, Ocean?"
"It was an Ocean joke, get it?"
"You like Sea-Men?"
I lol'd when he said that
I love you
Savage af! xD
I laughed so hard at that haha she looked like she wanted some of Patty’s seamen haha
@@wg117 Nah, she gets paid xtra @ work to entertain a multitude of sea men. LOL
"what did u do with her"
"i put her in the bac of the patty wagon"
i died XDD
Lmaooooo I love when patty’s Boston accent comes out when he’s pissed
BOYFRIEND: “Those were a thousand dollar glasses..”
PATTY: “Well you should have used that money to pay your bond.”
HeroFilms OOOOOOOOH!!
Got roasted
HeroFilms lol
If she said she was a stripper and makes more money than him how the heck did she not pay off a $300 payment....
AyooitSofie I think making so much money was wishful thinking.
Dragon Lady I was thinking that as well 🤷🏽♀️
I think she had the money but she spent it all for things she don’t even need
I don’t have a job rn and can pay that
She is homestripper
Love this video,, really shows patty cares about people and is not just out to cash in on peoples misery,,, kindness is cool and calm helps,,GOOD JOB!
"I'm a stripper and make more money than you!"
"Apparently not enough to pay the bond."
"Hey those were 1000$ glasses!"
"Should have used that money to pay for the bond"
Ah, i love you Patty! So good at your job haha
noah fischetti you misspelled pay twice good job lol
Lemonchocolate damnit autocorrect lmao. I'll fix it real quick
Lemonchocolate i wonder how sad a person life has to be just to feel happy about correcting a misspelled word.
Patty: Lay down.
Guy: How?
*Kicks to the floor*
Patty: Like that.
Love it
Hate it
Shit was beautiful
Issei Hyoudou if you don’t like it, don’t watch.
That was so funny 😂
Patty Mayo is a true hero. Looking out for the children of these people.
“You make sure you’re kids go to school everyday”.
“He is a gamer”😂😂
I died when he said, "he's a gamer." 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Ikr😂😂😂
When I was a child I was a gamer too and a nerd that went to school. Now I can live my own place with a nice job with a nice setup at home to play.... Or just hang out with friends at the movies or bar, etc. Stay in school kids. XD
That is not a mother
"Keep gaming!" "You should seem on those games"
Hat's off to Mayo for caring more about the kids than anything else, as soon as he heard they were inside.
"You Should see him on those games"😂
This episode probably took so long to come out just because they spent so long censoring her!
ikr
Why is she even blurred, like she's not naked
I think some of her boobs and ass came out or maybe something against the rules of RUclips that could get him unmonitized for the video
It be so much easier if they didnt have to sensor. All of it hurts ma eyes
Id have to rim her bro
Roses are red
Violets are blue,
If ur doing something wrong
Patty comes for you
Aizryan X flowers?
Period
You copied that from another video from another comment
Jonathan Aviles Morales you copied that online
Roses are Red
Violets are blue
Karen the Kids are mine too
“I’m not the one dressed like a stripper “
“Well you know what that’s cuz I am a stripper and make more money than you “💀💀💀💀💀💀
I was not expecting that LMAOOOO
but she still cant pay a $300 payment 💀
bruh if you are a stripper 300 dollars is rly not that much
"You cannot hurt yourself for work" lmao that line got me going
“tHosE wEre 10o0$ glAs3Es”
Well you should’ve used that money to pay your bond😂😂
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Hi lol
Patty: Grabs Ocean
Ocean: Tries to put hand on Professionals neck
Patty: Nope not even close
😂😂😂😂😂
Lol
Love that 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Hahaha
KILEY E I saw you in the comments if another patty Mayo video. Welcome back to the comments section. Everyone bow down for a loyal og and fan.
I sad because she thinks she can do better than a pro
“where did you put her?”
“ i put her in the back of the patty wagon” 😂😂😂
kailee grenoble hahha patty wagon
kailee grenoble 😂😂😂
kailee grenoble I started laughing too
Patty, I think this is your very best video. It has a little bit of everything and you basically had to handle it yourself. You were tough when you had to be and sensible at the same time. Well done mate!
"Do you like Seamen (semen)?" Nice one Patty😂😂😂
Lil GOAT bro i died when he said that😂😂
Mr. PattyMelt yea😂
Gio playz yep😂
Lil GOAT I laughed my ass off on that ,
"Cake by the Ocean" that was great
Ocean: I don’t want to go in there
Patty: Yes you do
patty should do a special episode where he compiles a couple of the people who co-operated nicely like at the end of each season
Dacksy yessssss
A montage you mean ^
I agree, it is fun to see patty destroy dummys but it is fun to see people being good
Yes everyone upvote this pleaseeee
Gaming_LegendZz same thing
Can we get a like for the editor with all these Blurs 😂
👇🏻
SyncroStab a mom should not where that
OFF SHES A STRIPER TO
the editor edit with one hands
I believe in Jesus Nothing is gonna change that Ain’t that the truth 😂
Fudhail Iyyad your not wrong 😂
20:44 "I'd do anything for her."
Except pay her bond. :/
Yikes
his husband would do anything for her. I salute for that
He said he will pay it
doesn't need to 🤷♂️
I will die for Riley!!
Love how you care about the kids, the innocents. Class A.
tbh whoever edited this video, you deserve a medal, not just for taking the time to blur out all her mess, but to have to see it 😂
That is the truest thing I've read today
Well I am disappointed..🙁
I feel like some's gonna start a petition the blurs to be removed XD
I know right
I've seen much worse XD
"He's independent"... "he's an independent 4 year old?!" LMAO
ッAlexzandr he's very smart
You should SEE him on those games! He could make DOZENS of dollars a year playing fortnite
ッAlexzandr 8
I think what he meant was a responsible 4 year old that is capable of caring for him/herself
😂😂😂😂
Be a mother to your kids nice message patty ❤️
The camera man all up on that girl 😂🤣😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
because he must focus more on what person under arrest so the judge can see her every move
(plus the camera person is a woman
Get to get a good angle lol🤣🤪
@@junior.r5590 9:37 Thats a woman ?...think you need glasses.
@@junior.r5590
He has two their, Jared (man) and Kayla (girl).
I respect this guy because of how much he cares when there are kids involved respect brother
“Lay down”
“How?!”
*kicks him over*
“Like that”
Timestamp?
Gio playz same hahaha
Samantha Pratt time?
ikr
PegachuMaster TheFirst I already answered that. Read the comments
"This is Sunday for crying out loud"
Never get old
Guy :were did you put her
Patty mayo : in the patty wagon
Blake Thompson it’s a paddy wagon but still lol
Dude I saw this episode in the intro and I was looking for it for so long but now it's finally here
Matt K same
Sameee
Matt K sameeeeeee
I'm waiting for the one with the guy hanging from the ceiling
Ya me too i was searching for it
"I don't wanna go in there!!"
"Yes You Do."
-Patty Mayo 2018
THATS WHAT SHE SAID
ZapsterTT Dead ass.
When you too smart for this human society:
" He don't go to school. He's a gamer ."
" He's an independent 4 year old"
Lay down, HOW ?
KICKS DUDE AND SAYS "THAT'S HOW" 😂😂
Dark side his name’s Chad
Manny Rivas lol Chad got a whoopin
Dark side 💀😂
Shit bro these puns r on fire or under water i guess
"You look like you got warrants. And meth!" - Patty Mayo, #1 bounty hunter
Why am I awake at 1:27am binge watching patty mayo videos?😁😂😂😂😂😂😂
It's 1:50am rn
1:19 am... I've watched 4
11:45 for me
Lmao 1 36 rn I can watch these for hours
It's 10:55 and I need to go to school tm
The way he took down both of them simultaneously *chef's kiss* 😙🤌🏽
He got so pissed off at the treatment of the children that an East Coast accent popped out.
"You gotta cah?" I was like, woah, Pattys from Bahstin?
Mather
Kati Aaarrgh I notice that
Patty is originally from Boston
Who’s in charge of the house the leven year old? Or thuh mutha?
“Do you like seamen”😂😂😂😭
Eagle Eye can I have a time stamp
Eagle Eye Patty roasted on her
As if my sides weren't on fire from all the other puns. Patty is a fucking savage.
He’s a gamer
You should see him on those games!
😂
The fact that he was serious made it 1000 times better 😂😂😂
FirstButton dude I know, I died when he said that lol, still fucked up that the kid isn’t in school but remember he’s a gamer lmao.
I bet he played fortnite
eksdee I love you hahahahahahaha
*gets one kill per match*
28:10 I know he said it’s not funny but I lagged when he told her to shut up
*"you got warrants? You look like you got warrants, and meth!"*
I think him my dad and I would get along!😆
Wait that las5 bit tho you take METH!! PATTY HEY PAT THIS KIDS TAKING METH AND SO IS HIS DAD!!!
Patty: you got warrants bro? You look like you got warrants and meth
Me: 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Shut the fuck up
@@stichflower7958?
@@stichflower7958?
stich flower I’m laughing so fkn hard 😂
Plot twist:stitch flower was the dude who patty said had warrants and meth.
Finally been waiting for this one, been in the intro
Same
Same
same
Same
Same
Good job to pat for not getting grossed out for having to see her stuff
umm pat likes women why would he be grossed out FOOL do you like women?? smh
I WAS WAITING FOR THIS ONE
Angel Acuna same because of the teaser
Me too for a moth
Angel Acuna same
Angel Acuna SAME
Angel Acuna Same
Bro i swear to god, i have been waiting for This video. For i dont know how long. And now that i have finally watched it, i Can only say. This is one of your most entertaining videos yet. Good job bro!
Tyler Serafin it has been in the intro for a while.
Tyler Serafin yeah, its been in the intro, lol.
How dare you not make that instant connect bro. Do u even Patty Mayo!?
Eric Garner lol
I know! I been seeing it in the intro and was waiting for it too.
“HEY THOSE ARE $1000 GLASSES”
“Should’ve used that money to pay for your bond”
oof
Chardog 303 whoosh
Man .. now he’s got a whole crew and everything. Crazy how far we have come 🙌☺️
Ocean = wet + salty
Seems appropriate 😁😅😂🤣
Fred Naught Whoa the sponsor emote shows in the comments section too? That's sick
Fred Naught definitely salty
Salty
Fred Naught water isnt wet it can only make things wet
Duane -_-
Damn you beat me to it
!!!!
“ U should see him on these games “🤣😭🤣🤣
“I put her in the back of the patty wagon”😂
Im dyin dude! That was a good one lol
Mayo wagon sounds a bit explicit.
Sxperior Beast 😂😂😂😂😂
She looks like she is 40 are you sure
“You should see him on those games!” Bro I…………… can not….🤦🏻♂️🤦🏻♂️😂😂
Who wants me to cut Patty's hair?
TheSalonGuy me
go for it, bruv!
TheSalonGuy yeah give it a trim and then teach him to calm his hair back not to the side
TheSalonGuy me
Give him a afro
I have one question about the woman
why is she wearing boots in the middle of the hot weather?
Berta Pereira is this beach serious
Seju Fortnite who
xD
And why is it that in every video she's in she's almost butt naked
Berta Pereira shes a stripper
Your son in school? No he's a gamer.
22vx that fortnite
Saaaad
“We were having fun on the birthday party and you were the last priority”......says it all really. Responsible people, responsibly paying their debts. Such dirtbags.
that 4 year old deserves better parents
Facts
Kaden Nutzman agreed
His boyfriend is kinda cool tho
Agreed
Unfortunately this person reproduced.
I love how every time Ocean is shown in the video she's blurred 😂
Well yeah cause she's wearing half a shirt and like a blanket over her waist Lol 😂😂
UMI GIBSON hah because she is ugly
Its because she Has a vowel wrapped around her and her pants or privates showed
Patty: "Im not the one dressing like a stripper".
She: "Yeah, its because im a stripper"
lol
STHP
raptorgod77 ewww she ugly asf 🤢🤮
Hello Patty Mayo!! From Michigan. Love All Your Videos!!!! And Trevor's.
Patty: "Lay down."
Dude: "How?"
Patty: *kicks him in the back* "Like that"
what a fkin boss
Patty your a bad ass and so friendly it’s incredible
You're*
Dude is goku
Patty cake
"He's a gamer"
PigToots what is his name
Omg I watch you all the time
Best excuse for not going to school I've heard😂 in going to be a junior and I still manage to keep my gold I only r6s and pass my classes with a's and b's
These parents are hilarious, it looks like a South Park episode 😂😂
This comment is still here omfg
I love the ppl you hire for these videos ❤
They need their kids taken away. They are not good for those kids. CPS should be called.
Shay Kay I was thinking the same thing can you sub to my videos
Disagree. The should have penalties but it’s not like they’re bad parents. It should take a lot to have your kids taken
In front of both of them
Dont talk about other people'skids dumbass what kind of picture you have up being do judge mental no wonder they kill your type
Lol
This is how many blurs there are in this video
⬇️
IG Evict fr take it away
IG Evict u a thirsty nigga huh
bruh
J
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