The cops did an excellent job by staying calm and not escalating the situation by talking nicely and treating this man very well. I wish all the cops would have this much self control and patience.
His drunk ass is really trying to come up with the best of drunk lines to say by victimizing himself as Jesus 😂 *spits on cop car* “I’m blessing it with the holy saliva” 💀
It's not funny and you should feel bad for making a joke it's not even a joke child's life is sacred any person's life is sacred to take it away any ages of sad sad sad thing you should be ashamed
@@christianbubbus4452 no dip? We're out of dip?! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
RedRose112 um don’t need to do research because i know he was a man but he didn’t have real powers as they tell you and god doesn’t exist because science has proven it so shooosh
RocketRobot 1776 I am an atheist and don’t believe in any religion except science so I don’t care if they get mad but I understand that emotions can effect your thinking
Patty: What's happening what should we go do Dispatcher We had a break in on 6th Patty: to boring anything else Patty Mayo: give me your weirdest call. Dispatcher : we got a jesus trespassing Patty: Guess it will do
I honestly feel really bad for him, if he’s not just drunk or pretending and he actually does think he is jesus and all that, this was all probably very scary for him at first. (I don’t obviously think it’s okay but just sad)
I don't think Jesus was a white man with long stringy hair and pale skin. The people in Jerelesum were dark skin with wool hair. This guy is a fucking clown. The creator doesn't and did not look like that. What the Fuck is dude smoking?
Nikita Budaev he means that back in those times where protection from the sun were more limited, the inhabitants of Jerusalem were majority dark skinned
That’s me when i get in a fight with my sister. “ (spits) I’m just blessing you with my holy saliva. (shoves) I’m just blessing you with the holy push”. (yells) I’m just screaming the holy words”.
Patty: 5:00 HEY NOAH Me:YES HE WILL SAY HEY NOAH ITS THE BAILBONDS COMPANY Patty:Sheriff Department Me*signs* We will never forget the old bounty hunter Patty
Cash bonds have been outlawed in LA (where Patty is from). It has put several bail bonds out of business and has removed bounty hunters from existence in LA. Unfortunately Patty had the option to change employment or move.
Noah- My father will be mad at you
Patty- I know your father
Brewerfan Andy_10 Low IQ sanctimonious government pigs.
Well of course I know your father, he's me
PATTY - NO HE WILL NEVER BE ANGRY AT ME GOD TRUST ME MORE THAN U NOAH SO YOUR GOING TO PRISON
NOAH REALLY ? YOUR TELLING IM NOT A CHRISTIAN
Pat: "We're gonna go ahead and jump in the jesusmobile now."
Me: ***DYING***
Cameron Oxelgren that's not a Jesus mobile. It doesn't even look like it has bullet proof windows😂😂
Is he drinking wine is not Jesus
No one asked but head
Cameron Oxelgren Low IQ sanctimonious government pigs.
“We’re gonna go ahead and jump in the Jesus mobile, ok?” 😂😂😂😂😂
That's not the Jesus Mobile.....doesn't even have bullet proof windows.
I was just about to comment this,
Milena Painter 🤭😂😂😂😂😂
Milena Painter lol
Mobile? You mean Bible?
The cops did an excellent job by staying calm and not escalating the situation by talking nicely and treating this man very well. I wish all the cops would have this much self control and patience.
HAHAHA
The police around me are they are really understanding
Easier when you pay your criminals to do what you want them to.
@@aleksandervladimirbruggen3314 Yeah, the ones that are getting paid don't usually get arrested, but whatever you say, bud.
I agree. The Police were so patient.
I just told my mom that I do not think the police in our Hometown would’ve handled this as smoothly as they did.
Jesus christ
Cheesy Crust
Dad
Hi !!
Lol
Bounty hunter was more believable then this show.
His drunk ass is really trying to come up with the best of drunk lines to say by victimizing himself as Jesus 😂
*spits on cop car*
“I’m blessing it with the holy saliva” 💀
Thats fking gross😩
bruh my soda came out of my nose
Ese Uzuzanor damnnn that’s painful 😣
Ese Uzuzanor 😂😂
He Probably Ate Some Tuna Before Spitting On The Car 😂
Is...is he baptizing himself with a soup spoon?
y e s
I think so
Disrespectful
@Maddox Monk shut it
Lmao yes
11:17 “hey that’s my bible, you can’t steal my bible” lol I love that
Patty: “where’s your ID Noah?
Noah: “I don’t have an ID I’m Jesus Christ!”
Brooo I’m so deaddd😂 hahah
Ikr 😂😂😂😂
@@yungsharkie9693 same
Ok
It's kinda funny when he said "IVE DIED FOR YOU, MY FATHER PUT ME ON A CROSS"
and "I WAS INVITED HERE"
😆😆😂
Wong Cheng Jian on 11:31 that when he says it I am dying bc of that if he is god son HOW IS ALIVE
Wong Cheng Jian little bit😂
Patty is not a peace officer. He is a blasphemous clown.
If he was Jesus he would be on TOP of the water
Were the lambs
If he was Jesus, he wouldn't exist.
True
Lol
Right!! Its not s holy river!!
When Patty said “I want you to bring your sins up here”!!!😂😂😂😂😂
God sure does make ‘em.
"We're gonna go ahead and jump in the 'Jesus-Mobile'"
That actually had me dying
That made me laugh hard 🤣to
That was the most funny part that made me laugh
lol 😂
That made me laugh too😂😂😂😂
I litterly fell off my bed
14:35
*”we’re gonna go ahead and jump in the Jesus Mobile.”*
-Patty
i’m dead 😂
Fortnite_Gamer 25 Low IQ sanctimonious government pigs.
Lol
It was funnier when the dude said
*not the Jesus mobile*
Why am I laughing 😂 😂😂😂😂😂
“You all need to be baptized “
😂*Throws water*
Anthony Dillon I love your videos
Lexiaa Forever me too I couldn’t stop!
Lol
I loved that part
Tottqly how you baptize someone lol
imagine how sick it would be to have a whole police force with patty and all of his partners. criminals would stand zero chance
“No need to double baptize us”😂😂
"Let's go ahead and jump into the jeasus moblie now"
vits lol🤣🤣🤣
vits *CONGRATS ON 300 LIKES* 🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🎊🎊🎊🎊🎉🎉🎉🎉🎀🎀🎀🎀
Patty: “are u going to leave peacefully”
Noah cash: “I’m always peaceful, I have nothing but peace”
Lol
Lmao
*throws water at patty and his partner in a soup spoon*
Fack cops
You are right
lies
" You are apparlently the religion police" my favorite quote of the day
“Whiskey is my holy water” - Ronnie, Falling in Reverse
Mayo- How much "Holy water" did you drink today?
Other man- *Runs*
Haha yea
More like he soooooo Drunk
Why was he trying to baptize them with a soup spoon
I was thinking the same thing!!!
Yea And IDK
Thefanbase 01 lolllll
Leedle Leedle Leedle Leedle Leedle Leedle Leedle
It's the holy soup spoon
"Come on in water is fine" (Ice floating down the river)
Bruh
Oh my god
I think that was debris.
That was algae
@@austinstrehle7278 looked like ice. There was snow so it is a high probability that it was ice
"Maybe it was my father's rage, trying to get me out of here" God, thank you for this comedian. ^^
Ur welcome, my son.
I‘m a christian and think this is really funny but also weird lol
How can someone just say: I think I‘m jesus. Like what😂
Marie km :D it’s insane
Same... I had so many comebacks to what he was saying
What if he actually is 🤔
~Nobody no just... no
Hi patty mayo
Patty, we’re still waiting for you to talk about what’s going on with the whole sheriff thing. Speak Patty, Speak!!!
I'll talk to you about it. This is a TV show presented in RUclips. That's it. Still entertaining
He's a real sheriff you can't use red and blue lights its impersonating a police officer
So I’m not the only person who realized the sheriff thing
I am to
he isnt real lmao he never said he is a sheriff he never says that he gets any official calls, this is literally a TV show for a long time already
Guy: FOOLISH MORTALS I AM JESUS
Patty: Tazes
Guy: falls to ground
Yea
Think you are INVINCIBLE
I know this is a joke, but Jesus was literally just a normal guy, that prayed for stuff and other things.
caitlin w hahaha
no.. patty is jesus
I wish I could see this guy In court talking to the judge lmao
I lost it when he asked if he wanted to be baptized and he said I did that yesterday I think I'm okay🤣
I lost it when he pulled a flask outta his bible and started drinking
Brent Gilliland Low IQ sanctimonious government pigs.
Something seems fishy here, I don't think that was really Jesus. He couldn't even walk across water.
Yeah seems he’s faking i mean jesus could be black
@@ash-lh9klI mean he did seem like he knew what he was doing when he tried to baptize Pat and Im sure that was real holy water.
He ain’t 😂
DERYA ERDOGAN no shit sherlock
@@austins8784 😂😂yeah im sorta convinced he is pretty holy
"I have nothing but peace."
*Procceds to resist arrest and spit on car*
Lol
omg so true lol
Mapleshade The warrior clone Low IQ sanctimonious government pigs.
Ya poooooooooy
@@silverwing4562 what
Draco Malfoy: "Wait until my Father hears of this!"
Moody: “IS THAT A THREAT SON? IS THAT A THREAT!!??
@@gamergossip-r1m Pretty thang, it can be whatever you want it to be.
I SAY YEAH RIGHT WHOEVER DON'T RESPECT THE LAW SHALL REMAIN WITH SATAN
Noah : “Clearly I am real”
Patty: “ You are really under arest”
😂😂😂
Im the 100th like
Lol
Jesus: We help our elderly
Pat: Have you been drinking toda...
Jesus: NOOOOO!!!!!!!
2019?????
That Barely made sense Compared to what the videos about
No. 1996
Audra kadin What do you mena 1996?
No this is bc... what do you think?!
Oscar Melgar water jail dirty no patty
*Tries to pour "holy" water on him with a soup spoon*
MoonlightJustice 251395 lol
HOLY SOUP
nice gacha
Ummmmmm really that's messed up
MoonlightJustice 251395 wow
“I was literally crusified for you”
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
He baptizes himself,
With a soup spoon.
Xx_Gacha.gabby.wolf_xX New Chanel! Low IQ sanctimonious government pigs.
Soup spoon,do you mean ladle?😂
Or tazer
😂🤣😂 lol
lil ella meme that's usually what people use for soup.
Who else just wants to tell that lady she has a beautiful home 🤣
It's alright
or that she has nice eyes
Its nice
Gacha Wolfie83 yep
meee
“Should I call you Noah or...”
“No I clearly go by Jesus”
IM DEAD!!!!!!!😂
Hahaha lol 😂
Lol XD
So is Jesus, or is He?
100th like boi
daisy. sunshine Hi dear
I love watching the old episodes!! Is it bad that I hoped he'd try to steal the car??? I just wanted to say "Jesus take the wheel"!!!! 🤣🤣😂😂
........... I think this is the kind of guy who would hijack a bus full of 6 year olds, drive it into a river, and call it off as "I baptized them"!
HAHAHAHA
It's not funny and you should feel bad for making a joke it's not even a joke child's life is sacred any person's life is sacred to take it away any ages of sad sad sad thing you should be ashamed
LOLOLOLOL 😂 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😛😋😅
Lol screw the people that think this isn’t funny
Mark Dethier hahahhaha the best thing ive heard all week you made my day
“would you like to be baptized?” “ya no what i did that yesterday” 😂
Jesus couldn’t cure his own eye sight so he wear some glasses
Ya
he had to have a holy optometrist
OsibGaming 😂😂😂
Ikr xd
OsibGaming Low IQ sanctimonious government pigs.
Guy : I’m always peaceful
“Gets arrested” I DIED FOR YOU
"My father put me on a cross!!" Gets me every time !!!😂😂😂😂
Maybe someone should suggest / request a psych eval?
same
I can't tell weather he genuinely wanted to baptize her or was trying to drown her in her own lake. That's what's scary about this 😂
Same😂😂😂
Yea
your right
Ya there where alligheaters
Good point. .....
"That's not the Jesus mobile..iT dOeSn't eVeN LoOk LiKe iT hAs bUlLeTpRoOf wInDoWs"
Tasha Dewalt lol
Noice!
You’re thinking of the POPE mobile
He said that as i was reading it
"you can stay in the holy river and not come up on the demon land" lol
Who wants a Jesus Hair Tutorial?
TheSalonGuy 🙌🏻
But u have no hair🙌🙌🙌🙌🙌
TheSalonGuy meeeee
Gustavo Anderson loljk
I can ask my dad his hair looking like Jesus hair. Make it even better is that his birthday is on Christmas 😂
Seeing Patty with his hat off is more rare than seeing Santa Claus
Faby D. Right
Well I see Santa every day so ya it is more rare
Look at his profile pic
He has no cap on in his profile
Facts
what made him think he was Jesus and didn’t the Bible say that Jesus would come down and bring the believers to heaven not baptize neighbors
Delusion, mental illness, and whatever brand of alcohol passes as "holy water."
"I have to drink some (holy water🍸) before I get you baptized "🤣🤣
Call me crazy but I don't think that this guys is really Jesus...
Hell I don't even think the other guys a cop either...
No dip Sherlock
@@christianbubbus4452 no dip? We're out of dip?! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
no shit
@@christianbubbus4452 r/woooosh
Who else doesn’t know why they are addicted to watching this RUclips channel haha cause I AM!!! 😂😂😂😂
Same tho!!
i watched it until 4:32 am XD
Big true
Same
Meee
Noah:Its holy water
Me:"vodka"
Exactly what I thought😂😂😂
Then puts it in a hide in a bible love it
Vinger*
Anonymous υτ me tequila
1:I mean, who's child is this
2:this dude is high off his life
"I don't have an ID,I'm Jesus Christ.. you think they gave out IDs back in the early 2000 years ago" 🤣🤣🤣
This entire video had me cracking up.
I was waiting for someone to say “want me to baptise you with a taser?”
Alex Fallon lol
😂😂😂 I wish someone did
Yes
ISAAC WIGGINS didn’t even realise I had a 100 likes 😂
Alex Fallon that would have been good.
*Patty: “We’re going to jump in the Jesus mobile now okay”*
“Butt in first,butt in first”
Elizabeth Vega LOL
😂😂😂💯💯
Road to heaven
Idc
Pat:we are going ahead and jumping in the jesus mobile
Me: dies of laughter
Lol
The more I watch it the more he convinces me he’s Jesus Christ 😂😂😂😂😂
Officer: Well can I call you Noah?
Noah: No Jesus is fine
😂😂😂😂
Sheriff *
Carnage PLAYZ YT Jesus*
#
JustThatWeirdGirlEllaThatLikesCats person*
This man said “I died for you” 😂😂😂
KSKSKSK HE IS VSCO JESUS
from saturn XD
EBK Billy 😂
11:24
Ikn
I’m really gonna miss south land bounty hunters :(
Usman Malik this is pretty much the same
Luka Quinn, it’s looking like it cheif :(
He has to be more professional now. So I think we won’t see him being cool and making jokes. Which is sad because I love that.
What do you mean is patty Mayo going to stop upload 😥
Same
“My father put me on a cross!”I was dying laughing 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
At the end when he said "Maybe it was my father's rage trying to get me outta here.", made me laugh hard😂
Lol
yea
Thank You
That’s weakk
@@annievlcek9928 yea
Lol
This should be a Netflix show
I know!!!
Michael Harrison haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Michael Harrison it should
No
I agry
17:30 *spits on window* “blessing it with the holy saliva” 😂
Appreciate all the likes
😂😂
Oof
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Lol
Pff
It makes me sad all the people suffering from mental health issues 😢… however, I LOVE how the film crew always gets good shots of Pat’s back side!
Imagine getting arrested and saying.......”wait patty mayo? Omg I’m a big fan can I have an autograph”
You'll get one automatically if it's a ticket, I think lol
ye accept I would be calling 911 and ringing the actual police
He will make his next holy shit in jail :p
Fam I was just thinking of that whyll I was looking at the comments
@@scuffyplays1186 😨
If this dude was Jesus he would walk on the water lol
Allie 101 so true
Pug true
XD
Allie 101 so true lol ur smart
True
I HAVE GODLY POWER, FOR LIGHTNING IS ON MY SIDE
gets tazed*
Obelisk King Low IQ sanctimonious government pigs.
Obelisk King Low IQ sanctimonious government pigs.
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
17:18 This killed me! 😂👌👌
"I'm blessing it with the holy saliva since you wouldn't take your blessing with the holy water"
Jesus also didn't force his will upon others.
Ethan Kaminski wanna know why he didn’t force his will BECAUSE HE WASNT REAL
@@joshmorey2790 r/wooosh
@@joshmorey2790 why don't you try and do some real research and then after that you can go and say thing like this
RedRose112 um don’t need to do research because i know he was a man but he didn’t have real powers as they tell you and god doesn’t exist because science has proven it so shooosh
RocketRobot 1776 I am an atheist and don’t believe in any religion except science so I don’t care if they get mad but I understand that emotions can effect your thinking
“You gotta wash your sins away”
Me:boi
Makea freddy video
Anna Nguyen i know right
*sips tea*
Noah-you need to be baptized
Pat-I’ve been baptized
Noah-I’ll baptize you
Angela Huskey “I was baptized yesterday”😂
Angela Huskey Low IQ sanctimonious government pigs.
@@silverwing4562 dude. What did they do wrong.
@@thellamaherd1719 lol as Noah said that was the old ways ha ha ha
But of course! It's a win-win situation!
“Or else they’re gonna crucify me again, I’m Not gonna do that again”💀😂😂
Ikr 😂
Patty: What's happening what should we go do
Dispatcher We had a break in on 6th
Patty: to boring anything else
Patty Mayo: give me your weirdest call. Dispatcher : we got a jesus trespassing
Patty: Guess it will do
Fucking amazing
you are real.. You are really under arrest😂😂
Good one.
Wow just... wow
24 days into no nut November and he has reached Jesus level
Not Max Craft underrated comment bro👌🏼
😂👍
this is why no nut November is agents my religion lmao
Lmao yes 😂😂😂
Its lord gaben amen
I honestly feel really bad for him, if he’s not just drunk or pretending and he actually does think he is jesus and all that, this was all probably very scary for him at first. (I don’t obviously think it’s okay but just sad)
Jesus: "SIR! YOU ARE RESISTING BAPTISM. STOP RESISTING!"
“i blessing it with the holy saliva since you guys took my holy water” lmao😂
Killer Frost1 when did he say that
“ I’m blessing it with the holy saliva”😂😂 IM DEAD!
Kate Kittinger lmao
I hope Jesus brings you back to life
"come on in the waters fine" literal ice around "the lords island"
By the way Jesus would not have need a Bible he knows it by heart.
Lillie Bailey. Yup. I think his bible isn’t gonna work for a baptism because it has a flask inside
No his followers wrote the Bible after he died🤦🏻♂️
Ikr
he must be like a million years old
@@monkeevolve5892 more around 2000 years old
looks like he drank a little bit too much holy water.
Cin omg lol yes that guy has some issues and he has no 🆔 and says he is Jesus Christ omg I'm dead lol
YAS XD
We need to conversate his 'holy water'
My guy u are spot on
XD
radio:"uh...thinks he's jesus"
me:😂😂😂
Springtrap 1628 It is kinda hard having to say something like that. 🤣 for real though, what is this world coming too???
Bebe té amor
pat didnt even question it like he heres that everyday
The officers dealt with this incredibly. They were really patient with him. Love to see this.
I don't think Jesus would cut the middle out of a Bible to store his "Holy Water" flask.
I don't think he'd need glasses either, considering he can heal himself
I don't think Jesus was a white man with long stringy hair and pale skin. The people in Jerelesum were dark skin with wool hair. This guy is a fucking clown. The creator doesn't and did not look like that. What the Fuck is dude smoking?
@@jeremy072579 ahahaha are u one of those black hebrews, who believes all black people are jews as well?
Lol
I was thinking about that same thing.
This dude is stupid
Nikita Budaev he means that back in those times where protection from the sun were more limited, the inhabitants of Jerusalem were majority dark skinned
If he walks on water I'll believe him
Yaaaaaaa I saw him sink immediately lol
@captain Tatterbot haha for real
Well, here in Sweden basically everyone's Jesus then, thanks to the frozen waters.. Lol
Same
@ Isabelle Fijeld haha
Patty: Jesus Christ
Him: yes
Patty: oh my god
Him: yes
Patty: holy shit
Him: yes
What?
That is actually good
DJdoubleDIP hahahaha
@@Pigeon-os6df you are messed up for that😑 smd
@@Pigeon-os6df oh sorry then lol i thought you was trying to call someone garbage lol im sorry
Has anyone mentioned the mini giraffe hanging out in the fields? 😂 That was a subtle twist in this magical moment of meeting Jesus.
Jesus would have not resisted and would have accepted his fate.
Biblical..no other man like our Lord Jesus Christ...
He coulda floated away if he wanted to if it was Actual Jesus
That's what tipped you off?
Donna Sikes . There’s a couple of typos in there. “No such man as Jesus Christ” See I’ve corrected it for you
Captain Stickman . Why float when you can walk?
That’s me when i get in a fight with my sister. “ (spits) I’m just blessing you with my holy saliva. (shoves) I’m just blessing you with the holy push”. (yells) I’m just screaming the holy words”.
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omg litteraly me and my sister lol love it
Who else is scrolling through the comments while watching this? xxx OH MY GOSH thanks sooo much for 100 likes!! ❤️❤️❤️🙏
Me lol
Me😅
Me
Emily Stallen im doing it now
Yup!
The cop talking has excellent communication and negotiation skills
Is this the baby inside the girl from dr.phill that said "she was pregnant with baby Jesus" 0.0
xXAllyBYtXx _ amazing connection.
@@landobackhando7349 Thanks!!!
xXAllyBYtXx _ I certainly agree but lol😆
xXAllyBYtXx _ OML THATS WHAT I WAS THINKING!
I love you rn
Patty: 5:00 HEY NOAH
Me:YES HE WILL SAY HEY NOAH ITS THE BAILBONDS COMPANY
Patty:Sheriff Department
Me*signs*
We will never forget the old bounty hunter Patty
Ikr?!?! So relatable
Me neither
Cash bonds have been outlawed in LA (where Patty is from). It has put several bail bonds out of business and has removed bounty hunters from existence in LA. Unfortunately Patty had the option to change employment or move.
Ayaan Imran wait he doesn't work for bail bonds anymore
hes a real cop now
Patty: Where's your ID
Jesus: I don't have an ID I'm Jesus Christ 😂😂😂
Montana H lmao
He's atrually correct shut it.... ;-;
Montana no plz stop with Jesus
Lol ikr
Jesus is gonna go to hell