Jesus or crazy guy in cloth?

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  • Опубликовано: 31 окт 2024

Комментарии • 27 тыс.

  • @andykellesvig5070
    @andykellesvig5070 5 лет назад +499

    Noah- My father will be mad at you
    Patty- I know your father

    • @silverwing4562
      @silverwing4562 5 лет назад +2

      Brewerfan Andy_10 Low IQ sanctimonious government pigs.

    • @arium5197
      @arium5197 5 лет назад +3

      Well of course I know your father, he's me

    • @lgnwray96
      @lgnwray96 25 дней назад

      PATTY - NO HE WILL NEVER BE ANGRY AT ME GOD TRUST ME MORE THAN U NOAH SO YOUR GOING TO PRISON
      NOAH REALLY ? YOUR TELLING IM NOT A CHRISTIAN

  • @camo7508
    @camo7508 5 лет назад +422

    Pat: "We're gonna go ahead and jump in the jesusmobile now."
    Me: ***DYING***

    • @courtfrance9289
      @courtfrance9289 5 лет назад +5

      Cameron Oxelgren that's not a Jesus mobile. It doesn't even look like it has bullet proof windows😂😂

    • @asmrwithaverydotson4370
      @asmrwithaverydotson4370 5 лет назад +1

      Is he drinking wine is not Jesus

    • @jonnyj123
      @jonnyj123 5 лет назад +1

      No one asked but head

    • @silverwing4562
      @silverwing4562 5 лет назад +1

      Cameron Oxelgren Low IQ sanctimonious government pigs.

  • @milenapainter8446
    @milenapainter8446 5 лет назад +286

    “We’re gonna go ahead and jump in the Jesus mobile, ok?” 😂😂😂😂😂

    • @Fusion514
      @Fusion514 5 лет назад +5

      That's not the Jesus Mobile.....doesn't even have bullet proof windows.

    • @debsearles855
      @debsearles855 5 лет назад +1

      I was just about to comment this,

    • @lizzyliz3693
      @lizzyliz3693 5 лет назад

      Milena Painter 🤭😂😂😂😂😂

    • @scarlettslife9705
      @scarlettslife9705 5 лет назад

      Milena Painter lol

    • @mallikai7746
      @mallikai7746 5 лет назад

      Mobile? You mean Bible?

  • @gladiatoranc
    @gladiatoranc 3 года назад +192

    The cops did an excellent job by staying calm and not escalating the situation by talking nicely and treating this man very well. I wish all the cops would have this much self control and patience.

    • @terrencetait8635
      @terrencetait8635 3 года назад +4

      HAHAHA

    • @ellie4457
      @ellie4457 3 года назад +2

      The police around me are they are really understanding

    • @aleksandervladimirbruggen3314
      @aleksandervladimirbruggen3314 2 года назад +5

      Easier when you pay your criminals to do what you want them to.

    • @ratemisia
      @ratemisia 2 года назад

      @@aleksandervladimirbruggen3314 Yeah, the ones that are getting paid don't usually get arrested, but whatever you say, bud.

    • @courtneyfan9
      @courtneyfan9 Год назад +1

      I agree. The Police were so patient.
      I just told my mom that I do not think the police in our Hometown would’ve handled this as smoothly as they did.

  • @DonutOperator
    @DonutOperator 6 лет назад +3090

    Jesus christ

  • @alamilloles3
    @alamilloles3 5 лет назад +470

    His drunk ass is really trying to come up with the best of drunk lines to say by victimizing himself as Jesus 😂
    *spits on cop car*
    “I’m blessing it with the holy saliva” 💀

  • @noorwishah2554
    @noorwishah2554 5 лет назад +2674

    Is...is he baptizing himself with a soup spoon?

  • @rat_thething5218
    @rat_thething5218 3 года назад +48

    11:17 “hey that’s my bible, you can’t steal my bible” lol I love that

  • @darlingdest5018
    @darlingdest5018 5 лет назад +484

    Patty: “where’s your ID Noah?
    Noah: “I don’t have an ID I’m Jesus Christ!”
    Brooo I’m so deaddd😂 hahah

  • @aprycticlive
    @aprycticlive 5 лет назад +192

    It's kinda funny when he said "IVE DIED FOR YOU, MY FATHER PUT ME ON A CROSS"
    and "I WAS INVITED HERE"
    😆😆😂

    • @ShadowWolf1e
      @ShadowWolf1e 5 лет назад +3

      Wong Cheng Jian on 11:31 that when he says it I am dying bc of that if he is god son HOW IS ALIVE

    • @gracielester4477
      @gracielester4477 4 года назад +2

      Wong Cheng Jian little bit😂

    • @ilovecops6255
      @ilovecops6255 4 года назад +1

      Patty is not a peace officer. He is a blasphemous clown.

  • @samw161
    @samw161 6 лет назад +1679

    If he was Jesus he would be on TOP of the water

  • @FiercestAngel
    @FiercestAngel 3 года назад +37

    When Patty said “I want you to bring your sins up here”!!!😂😂😂😂😂
    God sure does make ‘em.

  • @kiyansg4874
    @kiyansg4874 3 года назад +895

    "We're gonna go ahead and jump in the 'Jesus-Mobile'"
    That actually had me dying

    • @Ricky83838
      @Ricky83838 3 года назад +7

      That made me laugh hard 🤣to

    • @LittleKyra06
      @LittleKyra06 3 года назад +5

      That was the most funny part that made me laugh

    • @zainazzam9580
      @zainazzam9580 3 года назад +3

      lol 😂

    • @victorgallegos2698
      @victorgallegos2698 3 года назад +1

      That made me laugh too😂😂😂😂

    • @Ju1ssso
      @Ju1ssso 3 года назад +3

      I litterly fell off my bed

  • @longnoseplayzyt2706
    @longnoseplayzyt2706 5 лет назад +197

    14:35
    *”we’re gonna go ahead and jump in the Jesus Mobile.”*
    -Patty
    i’m dead 😂

  • @lexiaaforever437
    @lexiaaforever437 5 лет назад +327

    Why am I laughing 😂 😂😂😂😂😂
    “You all need to be baptized “
    😂*Throws water*

  • @gavinmitchell5108
    @gavinmitchell5108 3 года назад +43

    imagine how sick it would be to have a whole police force with patty and all of his partners. criminals would stand zero chance

  • @vits1627
    @vits1627 5 лет назад +342

    “No need to double baptize us”😂😂

    • @kissme2924
      @kissme2924 5 лет назад +1

      "Let's go ahead and jump into the jeasus moblie now"

    • @jmgab7993
      @jmgab7993 5 лет назад

      vits lol🤣🤣🤣

    • @louismoran4656
      @louismoran4656 5 лет назад

      vits *CONGRATS ON 300 LIKES* 🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🎊🎊🎊🎊🎉🎉🎉🎉🎀🎀🎀🎀

  • @LUCYTHEGAMER805
    @LUCYTHEGAMER805 5 лет назад +421

    Patty: “are u going to leave peacefully”
    Noah cash: “I’m always peaceful, I have nothing but peace”
    Lol

  • @kimberlyhosier8544
    @kimberlyhosier8544 5 лет назад +161

    " You are apparlently the religion police" my favorite quote of the day

  • @thechaoticbeing7964
    @thechaoticbeing7964 3 года назад +28

    “Whiskey is my holy water” - Ronnie, Falling in Reverse

  • @isaiahk3324
    @isaiahk3324 5 лет назад +158

    Mayo- How much "Holy water" did you drink today?
    Other man- *Runs*

  • @thefanbase0130
    @thefanbase0130 5 лет назад +233

    Why was he trying to baptize them with a soup spoon

  • @odinschulte4759
    @odinschulte4759 5 лет назад +291

    "Come on in water is fine" (Ice floating down the river)

  • @WilfriedAnonymo
    @WilfriedAnonymo 3 года назад +15

    "Maybe it was my father's rage, trying to get me out of here" God, thank you for this comedian. ^^

  • @marey7361
    @marey7361 5 лет назад +789

    I‘m a christian and think this is really funny but also weird lol
    How can someone just say: I think I‘m jesus. Like what😂

  • @PurgeTrooper
    @PurgeTrooper 6 лет назад +523

    Patty, we’re still waiting for you to talk about what’s going on with the whole sheriff thing. Speak Patty, Speak!!!

    • @nikanor874
      @nikanor874 6 лет назад +34

      I'll talk to you about it. This is a TV show presented in RUclips. That's it. Still entertaining

    • @ridingabikeinyeg7744
      @ridingabikeinyeg7744 6 лет назад +21

      He's a real sheriff you can't use red and blue lights its impersonating a police officer

    • @nthompson4056
      @nthompson4056 6 лет назад +14

      So I’m not the only person who realized the sheriff thing

    • @The4th_Dimension
      @The4th_Dimension 6 лет назад

      I am to

    • @Boombowpow
      @Boombowpow 6 лет назад +23

      he isnt real lmao he never said he is a sheriff he never says that he gets any official calls, this is literally a TV show for a long time already

  • @ennardplayz9371
    @ennardplayz9371 5 лет назад +1237

    Guy: FOOLISH MORTALS I AM JESUS
    Patty: Tazes
    Guy: falls to ground

  • @larrymassie1602
    @larrymassie1602 3 года назад +8

    I wish I could see this guy In court talking to the judge lmao

  • @wiskybiskits
    @wiskybiskits 5 лет назад +103

    I lost it when he asked if he wanted to be baptized and he said I did that yesterday I think I'm okay🤣

    • @chrisfields1682
      @chrisfields1682 5 лет назад +1

      I lost it when he pulled a flask outta his bible and started drinking

    • @silverwing4562
      @silverwing4562 5 лет назад +1

      Brent Gilliland Low IQ sanctimonious government pigs.

  • @austins8784
    @austins8784 5 лет назад +836

    Something seems fishy here, I don't think that was really Jesus. He couldn't even walk across water.

    • @ash-lh9kl
      @ash-lh9kl 5 лет назад +35

      Yeah seems he’s faking i mean jesus could be black

    • @austins8784
      @austins8784 5 лет назад +10

      @@ash-lh9klI mean he did seem like he knew what he was doing when he tried to baptize Pat and Im sure that was real holy water.

    • @derya.deniz127
      @derya.deniz127 5 лет назад +6

      He ain’t 😂

    • @grn4880
      @grn4880 5 лет назад +13

      DERYA ERDOGAN no shit sherlock

    • @FatherGabe.
      @FatherGabe. 5 лет назад +6

      @@austins8784 😂😂yeah im sorta convinced he is pretty holy

  • @phillysteak-t5v
    @phillysteak-t5v 5 лет назад +354

    "I have nothing but peace."
    *Procceds to resist arrest and spit on car*

  • @GirlycarDawn
    @GirlycarDawn 3 года назад +22

    Draco Malfoy: "Wait until my Father hears of this!"

    • @gamergossip-r1m
      @gamergossip-r1m 3 года назад

      Moody: “IS THAT A THREAT SON? IS THAT A THREAT!!??

    • @GirlycarDawn
      @GirlycarDawn 3 года назад

      @@gamergossip-r1m Pretty thang, it can be whatever you want it to be.

    • @lgnwray96
      @lgnwray96 25 дней назад

      I SAY YEAH RIGHT WHOEVER DON'T RESPECT THE LAW SHALL REMAIN WITH SATAN

  • @markot3985
    @markot3985 5 лет назад +260

    Noah : “Clearly I am real”
    Patty: “ You are really under arest”
    😂😂😂

  • @themrwise4938
    @themrwise4938 5 лет назад +448

    Jesus: We help our elderly
    Pat: Have you been drinking toda...
    Jesus: NOOOOO!!!!!!!
    2019?????

  • @MoonlightJustice-sl9lz
    @MoonlightJustice-sl9lz 5 лет назад +620

    *Tries to pour "holy" water on him with a soup spoon*

  • @justinhalvorson6133
    @justinhalvorson6133 3 года назад +10

    “I was literally crusified for you”

  • @xxgalaxywolfxxwoof3859
    @xxgalaxywolfxxwoof3859 5 лет назад +2509

    Roses are red,
    Violets are blue,
    He baptizes himself,
    With a soup spoon.

    • @silverwing4562
      @silverwing4562 5 лет назад +9

      Xx_Gacha.gabby.wolf_xX New Chanel! Low IQ sanctimonious government pigs.

    • @LifeTheorists
      @LifeTheorists 5 лет назад +28

      Soup spoon,do you mean ladle?😂

    • @mattnussbaum1234
      @mattnussbaum1234 5 лет назад +13

      Or tazer

    • @nightlover1013
      @nightlover1013 5 лет назад +8

      😂🤣😂 lol

    • @tulip1695
      @tulip1695 5 лет назад +8

      lil ella meme that's usually what people use for soup.

  • @gachawolfie8321
    @gachawolfie8321 5 лет назад +306

    Who else just wants to tell that lady she has a beautiful home 🤣

  • @daisy.sunshine8646
    @daisy.sunshine8646 5 лет назад +146

    “Should I call you Noah or...”
    “No I clearly go by Jesus”
    IM DEAD!!!!!!!😂

  • @Jil_Brian
    @Jil_Brian 2 года назад +4

    I love watching the old episodes!! Is it bad that I hoped he'd try to steal the car??? I just wanted to say "Jesus take the wheel"!!!! 🤣🤣😂😂

  • @dilbertdonges910
    @dilbertdonges910 5 лет назад +295

    ........... I think this is the kind of guy who would hijack a bus full of 6 year olds, drive it into a river, and call it off as "I baptized them"!

    • @layanadel5758
      @layanadel5758 5 лет назад +1

      HAHAHAHA

    • @shayskinner8578
      @shayskinner8578 5 лет назад +2

      It's not funny and you should feel bad for making a joke it's not even a joke child's life is sacred any person's life is sacred to take it away any ages of sad sad sad thing you should be ashamed

    • @Starman124
      @Starman124 5 лет назад +1

      LOLOLOLOL 😂 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😛😋😅

    • @keira420nicole
      @keira420nicole 5 лет назад +2

      Lol screw the people that think this isn’t funny

    • @javiercastillo2568
      @javiercastillo2568 5 лет назад +1

      Mark Dethier hahahhaha the best thing ive heard all week you made my day

  • @inturuptingcow4370
    @inturuptingcow4370 4 года назад +111

    “would you like to be baptized?” “ya no what i did that yesterday” 😂

  • @GriziDaWiz
    @GriziDaWiz 5 лет назад +263

    Jesus couldn’t cure his own eye sight so he wear some glasses

  • @itz._chocolate_milkz6946
    @itz._chocolate_milkz6946 2 года назад +3

    Guy : I’m always peaceful
    “Gets arrested” I DIED FOR YOU

  • @pufdin
    @pufdin 4 года назад +118

    "My father put me on a cross!!" Gets me every time !!!😂😂😂😂

  • @EmperorTechno
    @EmperorTechno 4 года назад +477

    I can't tell weather he genuinely wanted to baptize her or was trying to drown her in her own lake. That's what's scary about this 😂

  • @unclethunder1226
    @unclethunder1226 5 лет назад +130

    "That's not the Jesus mobile..iT dOeSn't eVeN LoOk LiKe iT hAs bUlLeTpRoOf wInDoWs"

  • @shadowmomochiuchiha6839
    @shadowmomochiuchiha6839 2 года назад +2

    "you can stay in the holy river and not come up on the demon land" lol

  • @TheSalonGuy
    @TheSalonGuy 6 лет назад +1502

    Who wants a Jesus Hair Tutorial?

    • @Blue-jt2wz
      @Blue-jt2wz 6 лет назад +4

      TheSalonGuy 🙌🏻

    • @rylanlucas7551
      @rylanlucas7551 6 лет назад +43

      But u have no hair🙌🙌🙌🙌🙌

    • @breadisgood805
      @breadisgood805 6 лет назад +1

      TheSalonGuy meeeee

    • @breadisgood805
      @breadisgood805 6 лет назад +2

      Gustavo Anderson loljk

    • @KRLLXX
      @KRLLXX 6 лет назад +2

      I can ask my dad his hair looking like Jesus hair. Make it even better is that his birthday is on Christmas 😂

  • @faby8763
    @faby8763 6 лет назад +162

    Seeing Patty with his hat off is more rare than seeing Santa Claus

  • @allstatee912
    @allstatee912 5 лет назад +104

    what made him think he was Jesus and didn’t the Bible say that Jesus would come down and bring the believers to heaven not baptize neighbors

    • @SwordTune
      @SwordTune 5 лет назад

      Delusion, mental illness, and whatever brand of alcohol passes as "holy water."

  • @mindnature4975
    @mindnature4975 2 года назад +1

    "I have to drink some (holy water🍸) before I get you baptized "🤣🤣

  • @kumalee38
    @kumalee38 6 лет назад +7989

    Call me crazy but I don't think that this guys is really Jesus...

    • @SaurianSoul
      @SaurianSoul 6 лет назад +314

      Hell I don't even think the other guys a cop either...

    • @christianbubbus4452
      @christianbubbus4452 6 лет назад +85

      No dip Sherlock

    • @kumalee38
      @kumalee38 6 лет назад +361

      @@christianbubbus4452 no dip? We're out of dip?! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!

    • @blackmalou9864
      @blackmalou9864 6 лет назад +67

      no shit

    • @user-yw1mo3qj5p
      @user-yw1mo3qj5p 6 лет назад +72

      @@christianbubbus4452 r/woooosh

  • @jeneebarlow5716
    @jeneebarlow5716 5 лет назад +488

    Who else doesn’t know why they are addicted to watching this RUclips channel haha cause I AM!!! 😂😂😂😂

  • @chernobyl4376
    @chernobyl4376 5 лет назад +167

    Noah:Its holy water
    Me:"vodka"

    • @iamjen7327
      @iamjen7327 5 лет назад

      Exactly what I thought😂😂😂

    • @bevandarke2300
      @bevandarke2300 5 лет назад

      Then puts it in a hide in a bible love it

    • @sockyp1132
      @sockyp1132 5 лет назад

      Vinger*

    • @pavis7803
      @pavis7803 5 лет назад

      Anonymous υτ me tequila

    • @Baller-qm1yb
      @Baller-qm1yb 5 лет назад +1

      1:I mean, who's child is this
      2:this dude is high off his life

  • @naliniebalgobin5078
    @naliniebalgobin5078 Год назад +11

    "I don't have an ID,I'm Jesus Christ.. you think they gave out IDs back in the early 2000 years ago" 🤣🤣🤣
    This entire video had me cracking up.

  • @arch_2076
    @arch_2076 5 лет назад +382

    I was waiting for someone to say “want me to baptise you with a taser?”

  • @gabriellelina7152
    @gabriellelina7152 5 лет назад +534

    *Patty: “We’re going to jump in the Jesus mobile now okay”*

  • @brennanjohnson2520
    @brennanjohnson2520 5 лет назад +69

    Pat:we are going ahead and jumping in the jesus mobile
    Me: dies of laughter

  • @sierramejia8649
    @sierramejia8649 2 года назад +4

    The more I watch it the more he convinces me he’s Jesus Christ 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @yungsharkie9693
    @yungsharkie9693 5 лет назад +158

    Officer: Well can I call you Noah?
    Noah: No Jesus is fine
    😂😂😂😂

  • @cierawilliams9895
    @cierawilliams9895 5 лет назад +308

    This man said “I died for you” 😂😂😂

  • @usmanmalik3343
    @usmanmalik3343 6 лет назад +608

    I’m really gonna miss south land bounty hunters :(

    • @jacoblenny9077
      @jacoblenny9077 6 лет назад +7

      Usman Malik this is pretty much the same

    • @usmanmalik3343
      @usmanmalik3343 6 лет назад +5

      Luka Quinn, it’s looking like it cheif :(

    • @nikizinhah
      @nikizinhah 6 лет назад +25

      He has to be more professional now. So I think we won’t see him being cool and making jokes. Which is sad because I love that.

    • @nathaniasmith1710
      @nathaniasmith1710 6 лет назад +5

      What do you mean is patty Mayo going to stop upload 😥

    • @shaziashah8645
      @shaziashah8645 6 лет назад

      Same

  • @demolitionhunter7340
    @demolitionhunter7340 3 года назад +1

    “My father put me on a cross!”I was dying laughing 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @AMM_KILLAKATZ
    @AMM_KILLAKATZ 4 года назад +183

    At the end when he said "Maybe it was my father's rage trying to get me outta here.", made me laugh hard😂

  • @MH-wd6sy
    @MH-wd6sy 5 лет назад +256

    This should be a Netflix show

  • @mansourhamadneh8459
    @mansourhamadneh8459 6 лет назад +137

    17:30 *spits on window* “blessing it with the holy saliva” 😂
    Appreciate all the likes

    • @omarferatovic413
      @omarferatovic413 6 лет назад

      😂😂

    • @sometealdude8642
      @sometealdude8642 6 лет назад +1

      Oof

    • @pastorhusamrochez5607
      @pastorhusamrochez5607 6 лет назад

      😭😭😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩😂😂😂😂😂😂😄😂😅😂🤣😂😅😂😂🤣😅😂😂😂🤣🥳🥳🤩🤩🥳🥳🥳🤩🤩🤩😂😅😅😅🤣🤣😂😅😂😂😂🤣😅😅🤣🤣😅😅😂😅😅😂🤣😅😅😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆☺️☺️😆😊😊😊😊😊🤣😂😅😅😂😂🤣🤣😂😅😂🤣😂😅😅😂😄😂😀😀😃😄😂😅😂🤣😂😅😅😂😂😀😃😃😃😀😀😃😃😄😄😁😆😆☺️😂😂😅😂🤣😂🤣🤣😂😂😅🤣🤣🤣😂😅😅🤣😂😁😆😆😄😃😀😊☺️🤣😂😂😅😂🤣😊☺️☺️🤣😂😅😂☺️😊☺️🤣🤣😂😅🤣😊😊😂😂😅😅😂🤣☺️😆😊🤣🤣😂😂😅☺️😆☺️😂😂😂😂😂🤣☺️☺️😊😊🤣🤣😅😅😊😊☺️☺️😂😂😂😂😊😊😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @Rxg1nq
      @Rxg1nq 6 лет назад

      Lol

    • @matthewcorbett9055
      @matthewcorbett9055 6 лет назад

      Pff

  • @karsensmommy06
    @karsensmommy06 2 года назад +7

    It makes me sad all the people suffering from mental health issues 😢… however, I LOVE how the film crew always gets good shots of Pat’s back side!

  • @anonymous5492
    @anonymous5492 5 лет назад +346

    Imagine getting arrested and saying.......”wait patty mayo? Omg I’m a big fan can I have an autograph”

    • @WolfangStudios73
      @WolfangStudios73 5 лет назад +11

      You'll get one automatically if it's a ticket, I think lol

    • @Manifoldrock760
      @Manifoldrock760 5 лет назад +6

      ye accept I would be calling 911 and ringing the actual police

    • @myrexcontent5840
      @myrexcontent5840 5 лет назад +5

      He will make his next holy shit in jail :p

    • @abhainnsavage8155
      @abhainnsavage8155 5 лет назад +1

      Fam I was just thinking of that whyll I was looking at the comments

    • @myrexcontent5840
      @myrexcontent5840 5 лет назад +1

      @@scuffyplays1186 😨

  • @allie1012
    @allie1012 6 лет назад +153

    If this dude was Jesus he would walk on the water lol

  • @ObeliskKing
    @ObeliskKing 5 лет назад +102

    I HAVE GODLY POWER, FOR LIGHTNING IS ON MY SIDE
    gets tazed*

    • @silverwing4562
      @silverwing4562 5 лет назад +1

      Obelisk King Low IQ sanctimonious government pigs.

    • @silverwing4562
      @silverwing4562 5 лет назад +1

      Obelisk King Low IQ sanctimonious government pigs.

    • @unknownimous1
      @unknownimous1 5 лет назад

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @CharleneLionheart
    @CharleneLionheart 2 года назад +1

    17:18 This killed me! 😂👌👌
    "I'm blessing it with the holy saliva since you wouldn't take your blessing with the holy water"

  • @ethankaminski2402
    @ethankaminski2402 5 лет назад +382

    Jesus also didn't force his will upon others.

    • @joshmorey2790
      @joshmorey2790 5 лет назад +6

      Ethan Kaminski wanna know why he didn’t force his will BECAUSE HE WASNT REAL

    • @brudda6436
      @brudda6436 5 лет назад +2

      @@joshmorey2790 r/wooosh

    • @lightning_round
      @lightning_round 5 лет назад +12

      @@joshmorey2790 why don't you try and do some real research and then after that you can go and say thing like this

    • @joshmorey2790
      @joshmorey2790 5 лет назад +1

      RedRose112 um don’t need to do research because i know he was a man but he didn’t have real powers as they tell you and god doesn’t exist because science has proven it so shooosh

    • @joshmorey2790
      @joshmorey2790 5 лет назад +1

      RocketRobot 1776 I am an atheist and don’t believe in any religion except science so I don’t care if they get mad but I understand that emotions can effect your thinking

  • @annabanana_127
    @annabanana_127 5 лет назад +108

    “You gotta wash your sins away”
    Me:boi

  • @angelahuskey2745
    @angelahuskey2745 5 лет назад +358

    Noah-you need to be baptized
    Pat-I’ve been baptized
    Noah-I’ll baptize you

    • @HeavyMetalKittenx
      @HeavyMetalKittenx 5 лет назад +14

      Angela Huskey “I was baptized yesterday”😂

    • @silverwing4562
      @silverwing4562 5 лет назад +4

      Angela Huskey Low IQ sanctimonious government pigs.

    • @thellamaherd1719
      @thellamaherd1719 5 лет назад +1

      @@silverwing4562 dude. What did they do wrong.

    • @animatedolly
      @animatedolly 3 года назад

      @@thellamaherd1719 lol as Noah said that was the old ways ha ha ha

    • @imaginejesss6422
      @imaginejesss6422 3 года назад

      But of course! It's a win-win situation!

  • @Eddyrick18
    @Eddyrick18 2 года назад +1

    “Or else they’re gonna crucify me again, I’m Not gonna do that again”💀😂😂

  • @drop6758
    @drop6758 6 лет назад +61

    Patty: What's happening what should we go do
    Dispatcher We had a break in on 6th
    Patty: to boring anything else
    Patty Mayo: give me your weirdest call. Dispatcher : we got a jesus trespassing
    Patty: Guess it will do

  • @roldanrenieljake2507
    @roldanrenieljake2507 5 лет назад +111

    you are real.. You are really under arrest😂😂

  • @maxcraft7038
    @maxcraft7038 6 лет назад +6683

    24 days into no nut November and he has reached Jesus level

  • @aliyahh4704
    @aliyahh4704 2 года назад +5

    I honestly feel really bad for him, if he’s not just drunk or pretending and he actually does think he is jesus and all that, this was all probably very scary for him at first. (I don’t obviously think it’s okay but just sad)

  • @christianmcnally4323
    @christianmcnally4323 4 года назад +117

    Jesus: "SIR! YOU ARE RESISTING BAPTISM. STOP RESISTING!"

  • @lmTooFrosty
    @lmTooFrosty 6 лет назад +103

    “i blessing it with the holy saliva since you guys took my holy water” lmao😂

  • @katekittinger6067
    @katekittinger6067 5 лет назад +173

    “ I’m blessing it with the holy saliva”😂😂 IM DEAD!

  • @benbrown5703
    @benbrown5703 2 года назад +1

    "come on in the waters fine" literal ice around "the lords island"

  • @cinnamonrolllll
    @cinnamonrolllll 5 лет назад +753

    By the way Jesus would not have need a Bible he knows it by heart.

    • @morganstacey8624
      @morganstacey8624 5 лет назад +18

      Lillie Bailey. Yup. I think his bible isn’t gonna work for a baptism because it has a flask inside

    • @rishijaywant7845
      @rishijaywant7845 5 лет назад +19

      No his followers wrote the Bible after he died🤦🏻‍♂️

    • @zorb8491
      @zorb8491 5 лет назад +1

      Ikr

    • @monkeevolve5892
      @monkeevolve5892 5 лет назад +4

      he must be like a million years old

    • @cinnamonrolllll
      @cinnamonrolllll 5 лет назад +5

      @@monkeevolve5892 more around 2000 years old

  • @poro8904
    @poro8904 5 лет назад +346

    looks like he drank a little bit too much holy water.

  • @GL4DIAT0R_
    @GL4DIAT0R_ 5 лет назад +115

    radio:"uh...thinks he's jesus"
    me:😂😂😂

    • @libra9633
      @libra9633 5 лет назад +4

      Springtrap 1628 It is kinda hard having to say something like that. 🤣 for real though, what is this world coming too???

    • @brittanyhernandez7809
      @brittanyhernandez7809 5 лет назад +1

      Bebe té amor

    • @biggamehunter4906
      @biggamehunter4906 5 лет назад +2

      pat didnt even question it like he heres that everyday

  • @xLottyStarx
    @xLottyStarx Год назад +1

    The officers dealt with this incredibly. They were really patient with him. Love to see this.

  • @Merp_a_Derp
    @Merp_a_Derp 6 лет назад +246

    I don't think Jesus would cut the middle out of a Bible to store his "Holy Water" flask.

    • @RustedDoodles
      @RustedDoodles 6 лет назад +4

      I don't think he'd need glasses either, considering he can heal himself

    • @jeremy072579
      @jeremy072579 6 лет назад +1

      I don't think Jesus was a white man with long stringy hair and pale skin. The people in Jerelesum were dark skin with wool hair. This guy is a fucking clown. The creator doesn't and did not look like that. What the Fuck is dude smoking?

    • @charlieparker5950
      @charlieparker5950 6 лет назад

      @@jeremy072579 ahahaha are u one of those black hebrews, who believes all black people are jews as well?

    • @ameliagrace5645
      @ameliagrace5645 6 лет назад

      Lol
      I was thinking about that same thing.
      This dude is stupid

    • @ahmetdulgeroglu8368
      @ahmetdulgeroglu8368 6 лет назад

      Nikita Budaev he means that back in those times where protection from the sun were more limited, the inhabitants of Jerusalem were majority dark skinned

  • @jaredequihua887
    @jaredequihua887 5 лет назад +176

    If he walks on water I'll believe him

  • @jasonrobinson3976
    @jasonrobinson3976 4 года назад +441

    Patty: Jesus Christ
    Him: yes
    Patty: oh my god
    Him: yes
    Patty: holy shit
    Him: yes

    • @jasonrobinson3976
      @jasonrobinson3976 4 года назад +5

      What?

    • @alexlovescars7100
      @alexlovescars7100 4 года назад +2

      That is actually good

    • @muscleman4010
      @muscleman4010 4 года назад

      DJdoubleDIP hahahaha

    • @hannah-ri2gk
      @hannah-ri2gk 4 года назад +2

      @@Pigeon-os6df you are messed up for that😑 smd

    • @hannah-ri2gk
      @hannah-ri2gk 4 года назад +1

      @@Pigeon-os6df oh sorry then lol i thought you was trying to call someone garbage lol im sorry

  • @AimeeAimee444
    @AimeeAimee444 3 года назад +2

    Has anyone mentioned the mini giraffe hanging out in the fields? 😂 That was a subtle twist in this magical moment of meeting Jesus.

  • @MrJoarmando
    @MrJoarmando 5 лет назад +742

    Jesus would have not resisted and would have accepted his fate.

    • @donnasikes7041
      @donnasikes7041 5 лет назад +25

      Biblical..no other man like our Lord Jesus Christ...

    • @captainstickman4093
      @captainstickman4093 4 года назад +13

      He coulda floated away if he wanted to if it was Actual Jesus

    • @layne7211
      @layne7211 4 года назад +6

      That's what tipped you off?

    • @rickydarcilover5581
      @rickydarcilover5581 4 года назад +3

      Donna Sikes . There’s a couple of typos in there. “No such man as Jesus Christ” See I’ve corrected it for you

    • @rickydarcilover5581
      @rickydarcilover5581 4 года назад +2

      Captain Stickman . Why float when you can walk?

  • @pandaperson8430
    @pandaperson8430 5 лет назад +183

    That’s me when i get in a fight with my sister. “ (spits) I’m just blessing you with my holy saliva. (shoves) I’m just blessing you with the holy push”. (yells) I’m just screaming the holy words”.

  • @emilyb4142
    @emilyb4142 5 лет назад +611

    Who else is scrolling through the comments while watching this? xxx OH MY GOSH thanks sooo much for 100 likes!! ❤️❤️❤️🙏

  • @jasonsketching7474
    @jasonsketching7474 3 года назад +3

    The cop talking has excellent communication and negotiation skills

  • @xxallybytxx_9468
    @xxallybytxx_9468 5 лет назад +155

    Is this the baby inside the girl from dr.phill that said "she was pregnant with baby Jesus" 0.0

  • @crystalayaan8195
    @crystalayaan8195 6 лет назад +109

    Patty: 5:00 HEY NOAH
    Me:YES HE WILL SAY HEY NOAH ITS THE BAILBONDS COMPANY
    Patty:Sheriff Department
    Me*signs*
    We will never forget the old bounty hunter Patty

    • @d.j.1993
      @d.j.1993 6 лет назад

      Ikr?!?! So relatable

    • @d.j.1993
      @d.j.1993 6 лет назад

      Me neither

    • @jaysociomad247
      @jaysociomad247 6 лет назад +3

      Cash bonds have been outlawed in LA (where Patty is from). It has put several bail bonds out of business and has removed bounty hunters from existence in LA. Unfortunately Patty had the option to change employment or move.

    • @geevesgaming7468
      @geevesgaming7468 6 лет назад

      Ayaan Imran wait he doesn't work for bail bonds anymore

    • @KING-ti9ys
      @KING-ti9ys 6 лет назад

      hes a real cop now

  • @m.t.theman4432
    @m.t.theman4432 5 лет назад +234

    Patty: Where's your ID
    Jesus: I don't have an ID I'm Jesus Christ 😂😂😂