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  • Опубликовано: 10 дек 2024

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  • @PattymayoTv
    @PattymayoTv  5 лет назад +8803

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  • @sunnyjoemctoetesco2192
    @sunnyjoemctoetesco2192 4 года назад +3226

    It’s so funny the way when patty is talking to a dog he’s like hi buddy and then he snaps back and stars screaming 🤣🤣

    • @jordanholt5321
      @jordanholt5321 4 года назад +37

      Ikr🤣

    • @Inkayfn
      @Inkayfn 4 года назад +5

      Starts nobody can spell.

    • @CP-ko3xz
      @CP-ko3xz 4 года назад +4

      But that poor horse alone in that barn, maybe they should send someone to verify his state. Clearly alone and bored out of sanity...

    • @goodguytinmcbloodstain2728
      @goodguytinmcbloodstain2728 4 года назад

      Dude 🤣🤣

    • @savannafriar3786
      @savannafriar3786 4 года назад +1

      That would be me😂😂

  • @tuanhungvo5412
    @tuanhungvo5412 5 лет назад +2647

    The little girl: He’s in the shed
    *Me dying*

    • @tylersachen1059
      @tylersachen1059 5 лет назад +67

      I'm suprised he wasn't in the closet he really needs to come out

    • @Rnadomavv
      @Rnadomavv 5 лет назад +3

      Tuan Hung Vo ikr

    • @bigbrainkylie7350
      @bigbrainkylie7350 4 года назад +7

      Tuan Somtimes you have to be straight up tho

    • @theandroidlegend4454
      @theandroidlegend4454 4 года назад +14

      It appears that the younger ones are nicer than their mother

    • @Blade-Waltz
      @Blade-Waltz 4 года назад +21

      The innocence in kids, they can't lie.

  • @madysonjuers1831
    @madysonjuers1831 5 лет назад +833

    Patty Mayo: *yelling at the women about the warrent*
    Dog comes over
    Party mayo in a sweet tone: oh hi their puppy, hi

  • @verlatenn
    @verlatenn Год назад +192

    love how he stops being threatening to pet the dog in a cute voice lol

  • @rowanliseno6176
    @rowanliseno6176 3 года назад +916

    patty to dog “*high Pitched voice* HI BUDDY”
    patty to woman”GTF OUT MY FACE”

  • @briannaniespodzinski4159
    @briannaniespodzinski4159 5 лет назад +1812

    Girl: there’s no one in the truck
    *truck drives away*

    • @feen444nelly
      @feen444nelly 5 лет назад +1

      Omd

    • @thethinkingbyte
      @thethinkingbyte 5 лет назад +12

      Its a tesla model x truck 🤑

    • @alsoe6765
      @alsoe6765 5 лет назад +3

      Wait.... The truck drove itself

    • @user-wx4sp4iw5o
      @user-wx4sp4iw5o 5 лет назад

      TheThinkingByte look at our pictures

    • @TheOnwRonin
      @TheOnwRonin 5 лет назад +5

      I laughed so hard I'm like what the fuck it's boogieman

  • @savannahugley7189
    @savannahugley7189 4 года назад +5156

    “there’s nobody in the truck!” “truck: drives away”

    • @shuzzii5325
      @shuzzii5325 4 года назад +73

      Its a ghost;)

    • @taost539
      @taost539 4 года назад +19

      LLLLLLLOOOOOOLLLL

    • @weloveyoutecca3500
      @weloveyoutecca3500 4 года назад +43

      I feel bad for patty beacause he has to witness disrespectful people

    • @Decnet101
      @Decnet101 4 года назад +8

      Savanna Hugley r/technically the truth

    • @citrusonacid5832
      @citrusonacid5832 4 года назад +9

      Savanna Hugley next level Harry Potter shit “FETUS DELETUS”

  • @litbo1
    @litbo1 Год назад +55

    the camera man/woman needs a raise rlly ran jumped climbs and everything just to give us perfect angles quailty etc

  • @moraleeava
    @moraleeava 5 лет назад +782

    He was shouting at the women, but stopped to stroke and be happy to the puppy😂 I would do the same. Thank you all for 710 likes!

  • @blakemann9911
    @blakemann9911 5 лет назад +709

    Woman: Jake run!!!!
    Patty: Where's Jake???
    Woman: I don't know who your talking about he's not here.
    😂😂😂

    • @cjohnson0603
      @cjohnson0603 5 лет назад +3

      Blake Mann that’s funny 😆

    • @elijahmable2746
      @elijahmable2746 5 лет назад +4

      Must be high😂😂😂😂

    • @Cgnhncr
      @Cgnhncr 5 лет назад

      i cant see the join button can anyone please help me

    • @fishinside
      @fishinside 5 лет назад +1

      That was funny as HELL🤣🤣🤣

    • @The_real_lucas_french7
      @The_real_lucas_french7 5 лет назад

      @@Cgnhncr it's next to the subscribe button

  • @emmasaysthanks
    @emmasaysthanks 5 лет назад +898

    " there's nobody in the truck"
    truck: * comes to life and drives off*

    • @pxlyimvu3170
      @pxlyimvu3170 5 лет назад +6

      Lil Soda Girl i laughed to hard at this

    • @Marvelous02
      @Marvelous02 4 года назад +7

      *Optimus Prime intensifies*

    • @DrainoWasHere
      @DrainoWasHere 4 года назад +1

      I thought the exact same thing 😂 was gonna comment it but you beat me to it lol

    • @hadedaas1469
      @hadedaas1469 4 года назад +2

      Omfg i dying

    • @kitten4475
      @kitten4475 4 года назад +1

      It's the Netflix adaptation of 'cars' 😂

  • @May-t6e2w
    @May-t6e2w 5 месяцев назад +43

    9:27 HELP THE “hey buddy 😇” THEN “GTF OUT OF MY FACE” IS KILLING ME

  • @anthonyparmer5066
    @anthonyparmer5066 5 лет назад +512

    Girl: there's nobody inside the truck
    Truck: hold my beer

    • @ajaynf
      @ajaynf 5 лет назад +1

      Trucks dont talk:)

    • @Goodbye18392
      @Goodbye18392 5 лет назад

      Austin Hathaway lol

    • @samanthaj4800
      @samanthaj4800 5 лет назад

      Lol

    • @laylarain
      @laylarain 5 лет назад

      @@ajaynf I-

    • @1jonesco
      @1jonesco 5 лет назад

      anthony parmer just about to put the same comment until i seen yours

  • @chubmello2085
    @chubmello2085 5 лет назад +502

    Girl:Nobodys in The Truck
    *Truck starts moving*
    D:You going to Jail, You going to jail, You going to Jail
    *Couple mins later....*
    Patty:So who was in the truck
    Her:No one was in the truck
    Patty:So the truck drove itself
    Her:YeS
    *Harry Potter Music Starts Playing*

    • @Mxg.an_
      @Mxg.an_ 5 лет назад +4

      Lol

    • @shadowed-exe2844
      @shadowed-exe2844 5 лет назад +1

      @@Mxg.an_ nh😂

    • @official_maelynn1947
      @official_maelynn1947 5 лет назад +2

      It was Casper in the truck XD

    • @chubmello2085
      @chubmello2085 5 лет назад +1

      @@official_maelynn1947 definitely I just thought it was funny he said they find him and they r all going to Jail then they watch the truck try to run then he like yall going to jail

    • @joshgarrett8829
      @joshgarrett8829 5 лет назад

      SoccerSavage it’s like a game show😂

  • @sirchedder9326
    @sirchedder9326 3 года назад +2278

    I love how Pat was yelling at the adults within immediately stop and said “hey puppy”9:16

    • @spinny6494
      @spinny6494 3 года назад +57

      Well, duh. It’s a cute puppy. He’s not a machine.

    • @dylan2valid271
      @dylan2valid271 3 года назад +9

      @@spinny6494 exactly

    • @Noah-oe4pf
      @Noah-oe4pf 3 года назад +48

      BACK OFF BACK OFF
      hey bud, hey buddy
      BACK UP

    • @REER-nb9vi
      @REER-nb9vi 2 года назад +4

      I wish you would pit a time stamp that would be nice

    • @sirchedder9326
      @sirchedder9326 2 года назад +8

      @@REER-nb9vi hold on I got you

  • @janlong3490
    @janlong3490 6 месяцев назад +55

    🤣🤣🤣NOT EVEN 5 MINUTES INTO THIS& ALREADY IMY CREASED! I 💕💕💕 BIB D AND PATTY WORKING TOGETHER,THERE HILARIOUS! I WISH D WAS STILL IN THE SHOW 😞

  • @OfficerRaymondHKarr-rc8ie
    @OfficerRaymondHKarr-rc8ie 3 года назад +3487

    i just realized. patty’s job is basically hide and seek but he’s always the seeker

    • @wh0re4urmom82
      @wh0re4urmom82 3 года назад +27

      I didn’t think I’d see you here. Too much of that shuffle man.

    • @kianwilliams178
      @kianwilliams178 2 года назад +44

      my brother is a bail enforcement agent and he says often they are cool and go with him no problem but he has 1 or 2 every week who hide and try running

    • @endritshaqiri3459
      @endritshaqiri3459 2 года назад +14

      also its wayy more violent

    • @thecoolfriendsunnys7209
      @thecoolfriendsunnys7209 2 года назад +5

      @@endritshaqiri3459 true

    • @graciekingston3650
      @graciekingston3650 2 года назад +3

      i thought the same thing watching this

  • @tsells7966
    @tsells7966 5 лет назад +1080

    girl: there’s no one in the truck
    truck: *starts driving off

  • @haleysharpe2059
    @haleysharpe2059 5 лет назад +957

    “There’s no one in that truck”
    As the truck is literally driving away

    • @DayTwa
      @DayTwa 5 лет назад +2

      Omg ya

    • @haleywhite4623
      @haleywhite4623 5 лет назад +3

      😂😂😂I love this dude he is funny and is just great🤪

    • @lil_zany222vr4
      @lil_zany222vr4 5 лет назад

      Init

    • @jjdelk2645
      @jjdelk2645 5 лет назад

      Haley Sharpe LMAO I KNOW

    • @Josue_l00
      @Josue_l00 5 лет назад

      That is badass to do that type of job

  • @WestonDeBoer-qb1cj
    @WestonDeBoer-qb1cj Год назад +10

    Mad respect for these guys dealing with these idiots

  • @adamrussell4885
    @adamrussell4885 5 лет назад +666

    Patty: He’s in the truck!
    Woman: there’s no one in the truck.
    *truck starts driving*
    Wtf 😂😂

  • @ck-films9808
    @ck-films9808 4 года назад +2434

    That kid deserves a sticker for Helping honestly

  • @alliejordan2478
    @alliejordan2478 5 лет назад +319

    *Patty argues*
    +dog runs up+
    Patty "HEY BUDDY :3"

    • @samuelkerr4912
      @samuelkerr4912 5 лет назад +3

      Our man has his way with dogs

    • @maliah1182
      @maliah1182 5 лет назад +2

      He does it so the dog doesn’t hurt him

    • @darknessplays1085
      @darknessplays1085 5 лет назад +1

      Hooman vs us dogs who win? Dis won 🐕

    • @Fiezra
      @Fiezra 5 лет назад

      UvU

    • @masonwilliams730
      @masonwilliams730 5 лет назад

      gotta be friends with the dogs they are the most dangerous

  • @864echo
    @864echo 8 месяцев назад +1599

    Anyone watching in 2024😂

  • @tyejordan4651
    @tyejordan4651 5 лет назад +428

    13:51
    Patty Mayo: There’s somebody in the truck
    Lady: No there’s not
    Truck: *drives away*

  • @shylam6671
    @shylam6671 5 лет назад +350

    Her: "get off my property!"
    Patty: " Lady we're not the F'ing cops...you been watching too much 'Live PD' "
    Me:🤣🤣🤣🤣I love that show!

  • @faithstewart194
    @faithstewart194 5 лет назад +4784

    The fact that lady is willing to loose her kids over this guy... great mom

    • @jenniferlawson-campbell4623
      @jenniferlawson-campbell4623 5 лет назад +80

      You was Being sarcastic right 😂😂😂

    • @faithstewart194
      @faithstewart194 5 лет назад +48

      Jennifer Lawson-Campbell yes lol

    • @El_Chapo407
      @El_Chapo407 5 лет назад +10

      faith Stewart ily

    • @chin5983
      @chin5983 5 лет назад +51

      you realize this isnt real right? LOL!

    • @faithstewart194
      @faithstewart194 5 лет назад +46

      Chins Productions yes lol i found that out a couple days ago... i feel dumb for actually believing it was real i watched so many videos thinking “wow these people are crazy”😂

  • @Dw7345-1
    @Dw7345-1 8 месяцев назад +5

    I love how pattys so nice to Emma and he’ll so mean to the stubborn ladies

  • @diegoallende5924
    @diegoallende5924 5 лет назад +291

    "You been watching too much live PD" shit got me dying 😂

  • @Beefabee
    @Beefabee 5 лет назад +215

    I love how he is so kind to the pets! XD
    BACK THE F*** UP-
    Oh hey buddy! ❤️🐶

    • @juliely1538
      @juliely1538 5 лет назад +6

      Stephani Brown I know right he has like two sides mean as hell and nice and funny as hell

    • @Beefabee
      @Beefabee 5 лет назад +2

      Julie Ly ikr? It’s nice he feels for the pets

    • @meilodasandelizabeth7754
      @meilodasandelizabeth7754 5 лет назад +2

      Stephani Brown so true lol

    • @marriahwait4261
      @marriahwait4261 5 лет назад +1

      Ikr

    • @malektamer5740
      @malektamer5740 5 лет назад +1

      He’s doing that cause he like makes them under control u see now?

  • @mads5549
    @mads5549 5 лет назад +293

    Patty: “hi buddy, hi buddy” (to dog in a sweet voice)
    Also patty: “back outa my face!” ( in deep voice)😂

    • @issqsskatingclips9108
      @issqsskatingclips9108 5 лет назад +1

      Mãdìśøñ Gãčhã nice comment but u a gacha fan gir

    • @txccrnfzzling2275
      @txccrnfzzling2275 5 лет назад +1

      Mãdìśøñ Gãčhã lol this sound came at the exact same time as i readed this comment

    • @mads5549
      @mads5549 5 лет назад +2

      Issq wydm?

    • @laurencoleman3191
      @laurencoleman3191 5 лет назад +1

      Ikr I can’t stop laughing at it

    • @euhly9401
      @euhly9401 5 лет назад +1

      Love it

  • @RedBread1944
    @RedBread1944 9 месяцев назад +6

    Patty to the girl: "BACK UP!"
    Also patty when doggy: "hi buddy 😀"

  • @eliteuri
    @eliteuri 5 лет назад +417

    This is how many times she said she is not going to jail.
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  • @kaylin8546
    @kaylin8546 5 лет назад +614

    Patty Mayo: Yelling**
    Dog comes
    Patty Mayo: Sweet talks to him 😊
    Then starts yelling again
    😂

    • @blank1120
      @blank1120 5 лет назад +3

      Well of course! It's a dog 😂

    • @josephzambrano6711
      @josephzambrano6711 5 лет назад +3

      What do u expect dogs are much better than these dumbasses

    • @doggoman2020
      @doggoman2020 5 лет назад +2

      That made me laugh so hard

    • @spoonatyt8630
      @spoonatyt8630 5 лет назад

      Joseph Zambrano yea i will talk shit to those dumbasses and sweet talk the the cute ass dog

  • @DoggyBoy-vg8si
    @DoggyBoy-vg8si 5 лет назад +1820

    “BACK UP!”
    *sees dog*
    “Hey buddy😁”
    *looks back*
    “I SAID BACK THE F UP!”

    • @felito21
      @felito21 5 лет назад +13

      :)

    • @sjrjfndn
      @sjrjfndn 5 лет назад +26

      @@felito21 I know that's adorable most cops aren't as friendly with dogs :)

    • @christopherwilliams2763
      @christopherwilliams2763 5 лет назад +9

      So agreeable

    • @kittleo3614
      @kittleo3614 5 лет назад +13

      It’s funny that your profile pic is a dog 🐕

    • @Schrumpfy
      @Schrumpfy 5 лет назад +4

      Exactly what I was thinking

  • @Gtp18
    @Gtp18 Год назад +1

    I love how patty is screaming at the them to back up but a dog comes up and he goes in a baby voice and pets him❤️

  • @ocleus
    @ocleus 5 лет назад +1009

    Woman: There's no one in the truck!
    * *truck proceeds to drive away* *

    • @lindareyna4402
      @lindareyna4402 5 лет назад +3

      True lol :) 😂

    • @haileycarley1647
      @haileycarley1647 5 лет назад +4

      Aggressive Pug Gaming 😂😂😂😂

    • @FentiHuH
      @FentiHuH 5 лет назад +3

      Fr tho I died when it happened lmaooooo 😂

    • @raulty7447
      @raulty7447 5 лет назад +2

      “You going to jail, you going to jail and you going to jail”

    • @flurkan3806
      @flurkan3806 5 лет назад +2

      Lel

  • @katelynstrawbridge1984
    @katelynstrawbridge1984 5 лет назад +242

    Patty:yelling at women
    Also patty:Hi Bud Hi Buddy “talking to dog”
    Awwwwww patty you’re so cute with dogs but also a Badass

    • @kerbalfleetworks8894
      @kerbalfleetworks8894 5 лет назад

      katelyn strawbridge patty: “I’m gonna take that Shepard with me!!” Patty two seconds later: “hi buddy. Good boy good boy.”

    • @tanyalovett2636
      @tanyalovett2636 5 лет назад

      That’s some good stuff

    • @katelynstrawbridge1984
      @katelynstrawbridge1984 5 лет назад

      That one car guy Budgie 😂😂

  • @verticalvorce8938
    @verticalvorce8938 5 лет назад +9486

    It’s sad but that little girl probably got whooped afterward. This is how many toys 🧸 she deserves
    👇

  • @baileyloughry6674
    @baileyloughry6674 Год назад +2

    Love me some patty mayo and boys episodes. Been binge watching for days whenever I'm not working or doing home stuff. I will join when I can afford the extra. ❤

  • @paigemanasso9353
    @paigemanasso9353 5 лет назад +331

    “ThErEs NoBoDy HeRe!!!” Bish so your telling me that there is a ghost driving that truck EXACTLY

  • @tylerbranch5478
    @tylerbranch5478 5 лет назад +298

    Nobody:
    4 year old girl: he is in that shack
    Bounty hunter D: I believe her

  • @OPmoth
    @OPmoth 4 года назад +632

    *”Back up, Back up”*
    Sees dog: “hey buddy!”
    While petting the gud boi: *”I told you to back off“*

  • @awakened.edits.
    @awakened.edits. 4 месяца назад +4

    I love watching old patty mayo videos lol,
    the girls: we don't know who you're talking about.
    2 minutes later
    the girls: what did he do???

  • @yannaaa.2x831
    @yannaaa.2x831 5 лет назад +513

    Nobody:
    Literally nobody: I promise to god nobody:
    Patty: MamA BiG tItS
    Edit: thanks for the likes❤️❤️💯

    • @emileebyrnes6992
      @emileebyrnes6992 5 лет назад +2

      Ayanna Ransom I’m glad you heard this to🤣

    • @cadencewilson1219
      @cadencewilson1219 5 лет назад +1

      Ayanna Ransom what time

    • @getdeleted383
      @getdeleted383 5 лет назад +1

      Ayanna Ransom when he said that i got uncomfortable but laughed

    • @notwhoyouknow1762
      @notwhoyouknow1762 5 лет назад +1

      Ayanna Ransom 24:12 He’s stares right at them and then tries to play it off by looking away

    • @jxmmyyhndrxx8168
      @jxmmyyhndrxx8168 5 лет назад +2

      Lmao

  • @inoacababat3686
    @inoacababat3686 5 лет назад +385

    “Look under the bed”
    Most people:*kneels to see under bed*
    D: *LIFTS BED*

    • @thehiddeneye9271
      @thehiddeneye9271 5 лет назад +14

      as a black man myself i would do the same aint putting my face down there fam XD

    • @aj_wlyms3117
      @aj_wlyms3117 5 лет назад +5

      “Look under the bed!”
      D: YEET

  • @jordansbear
    @jordansbear 5 лет назад +511

    Patty: GET THE F*** BACK
    *dog walks up*
    Hey bud! Hey bud!

  • @nates896
    @nates896 11 дней назад +2

    😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣 D lifted up the whole goddamn bed

  • @bakabeakalee928
    @bakabeakalee928 5 лет назад +355

    This is like the most intense game of hide and seek lmao

    • @noahcook9109
      @noahcook9109 5 лет назад +3

      lol. that was what I was thinking!!!

    • @x-rex5465
      @x-rex5465 5 лет назад +2

      Lmao

    • @ChapmanCharles
      @ChapmanCharles 5 лет назад

      Lil_b slaaays them hiders that got found trying to hide that last guy for sure

  • @frostchak2163
    @frostchak2163 5 лет назад +249

    Patty: How’d you get up there
    Jake: Don’t worry bout it, I’m spider-man.
    I actually laughed so hard when he said he was Spider-Man

    • @hdeer9298
      @hdeer9298 5 лет назад

      You copied someone

    • @frostchak2163
      @frostchak2163 5 лет назад +1

      XxLovely moonlightxX Umm... I don’t think so. Someone may have said this also, but this is an original comment. If I copied, I’d say something like-
      roses are red
      Violets are blue
      Jake was Spider-Man
      But who are you?

    • @dolo3836
      @dolo3836 5 лет назад

      Milky_ Oreo Where’s That part at?

    • @flf6698
      @flf6698 5 лет назад

      DoubtIdiot 44:42

    • @slaxyy4112
      @slaxyy4112 5 лет назад

      @@flf6698 What is your name

  • @AbrahamDacosta1
    @AbrahamDacosta1 5 лет назад +4665

    So is no one gonna talk about the fact that they would’ve never found him if it weren’t for that little girl

    • @xconfusion6005
      @xconfusion6005 5 лет назад +222

      That's what I'm saying give her some candy lmao but for real it's true

    • @paigethompson1263
      @paigethompson1263 5 лет назад +113

      the man said up my ass but the little girl pointed at the window of the trailor

    • @ayannamarie.
      @ayannamarie. 5 лет назад +119

      I love that little girl and I wish I could have seen the look on the all of the girl's faces when she told them where he was lol

    • @kk_giirl
      @kk_giirl 5 лет назад +35

      Well he did say that in the beginning of the video lol so she got her cred

    • @alondragarcia6338
      @alondragarcia6338 5 лет назад +11

      Like fr

  • @BobbyBrown-ok6hm
    @BobbyBrown-ok6hm 11 месяцев назад +2

    The one you cuffed to the truck is the gorgeous one

  • @laurasocolan825
    @laurasocolan825 5 лет назад +433

    Deep manly voice: GET OUT OF MY WAY
    Sees doggo:
    5 octaves higher: Hiiii buddy

  • @gordonurquhart1354
    @gordonurquhart1354 5 лет назад +327

    This beats any Police show going 😂 Patty's is brutally honest.

    • @Sheluvsgustavo
      @Sheluvsgustavo 5 лет назад +1

      Gordon Urquhart he’s kinda not honest cause he pays he’s actors

    • @Hsbdhjd
      @Hsbdhjd 5 лет назад

      Elite Gaming they’re actors??? aren’t these actual arrests??

    • @Sheluvsgustavo
      @Sheluvsgustavo 5 лет назад +1

      Zoe no they aren’t there pay actors cause patty was in the news look it up

    • @cooperraffety3660
      @cooperraffety3660 5 лет назад +1

      It's because it's not real. A real officer would get suspended or get a warning/promotion pass-over for doing that shit.

    • @JR-sj3eb
      @JR-sj3eb 5 лет назад +3

      Gordon Urquhart it’s called bounty hunting lol

  • @sydneygeiger9988
    @sydneygeiger9988 5 лет назад +681

    Patty:how old are you
    Little girl:19
    Patty: you’re old enough to go to big girl jail
    Had me laughing
    Two seconds later he is calling her darling

    • @Mxg.an_
      @Mxg.an_ 5 лет назад +7

      Here in England children at the age of 10 can go to jail

    • @shounic4469
      @shounic4469 5 лет назад +4

      megan Gibson got damn I feel sorry

    • @Furi_GYT
      @Furi_GYT 5 лет назад +3

      They raised that girl so poorly
      I kinda feel bad for the girl...
      (19f)

    • @Mxg.an_
      @Mxg.an_ 5 лет назад +3

      @@shounic4469 and I'm now 11

    • @remi3036
      @remi3036 5 лет назад +2

      megan Gibson And at 9 there parents can for there own fucking crime!

  • @Zari-t7o
    @Zari-t7o 9 месяцев назад +1

    I love how she was saying there is no one in the truck in the red truck but it was moving 😂 and how d says you see this dog poop your face with be on that 😂😂😂

  • @studd8898
    @studd8898 3 года назад +1368

    I love how he stops arguing just to pet the dog

    • @notacourier
      @notacourier 2 года назад +16

      he is a true legend for doing that

    • @virusrocker
      @virusrocker Год назад +4

      and then starts arguing again

    • @merpymanda3rd5713
      @merpymanda3rd5713 Год назад +4

      Same here

    • @acemcmillan6873
      @acemcmillan6873 Год назад +1

      @@merpymanda3rd5713 These guys are nothing but thugs / There not the law / cops and are more rogue than the real cops.they should have called the law to remove these goons from private property. Call the police to get theses thugs of their property . Mama big tits real classy .

    • @acemcmillan6873
      @acemcmillan6873 Год назад +1

      @@notacourier Bounty Hunters / Want to be cops. / disrespectful to public. Tits is the choice of their vocabulary

  • @dfqdqdwwd8370
    @dfqdqdwwd8370 5 лет назад +183

    D: "If we cant find him then were taking someone."
    Me: "TAKE THE DOG"

  • @squiggles7921
    @squiggles7921 5 лет назад +454

    Pat starts running
    Cameraman: Ahhh shit here we go again

  • @BIG_THORF
    @BIG_THORF 20 дней назад

    16:41 by far the best moment in patty mayo HISTORY!!!

  • @roninfredo6844
    @roninfredo6844 5 лет назад +159

    "There's no one in the truck"!
    *Truck speeds off*
    🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @JamesHightower18
    @JamesHightower18 5 лет назад +517

    “There’s nobody in the truck” as the truck is moving 😂😂😂

    • @fridagalindo6505
      @fridagalindo6505 5 лет назад +6

      James Burns I know right...sassy bitch says there's no one...Me: Oh No GhOsT cAr

    • @melonide0767
      @melonide0767 5 лет назад

      👻👻👻👻

    • @kas6131
      @kas6131 5 лет назад +1

      Lol as if the truck was moving by its self

  • @sbryant7824
    @sbryant7824 5 лет назад +1504

    It’s crazy how messy, cluttered, and disgusting some people let their house be.

    • @samanthacollins6300
      @samanthacollins6300 5 лет назад +19

      S Bryant only good thing in that house are they kids and dogs

    • @sbryant7824
      @sbryant7824 5 лет назад +21

      Right and the kids and dogs both behave better than the adults. Disgusting.

    • @savagemcdonalds9013
      @savagemcdonalds9013 5 лет назад +2

      S Bryant my house is totally not a mess at all

    • @avawalsburg1036
      @avawalsburg1036 5 лет назад +5

      Exactly it makes me want to throw up! LIKE PEOPLE TAKE CARE OF YOURSELF!😂😂🤢🤮

    • @InvincibleMegaBeast
      @InvincibleMegaBeast 5 лет назад

      those kids will have sickness and germs growing up in those environments...shitty parents.

  • @Bigmonkeyooooahah
    @Bigmonkeyooooahah 4 месяца назад +4

    The old lady with the owl tattoo on her neck is lowky a baddie😭🙏

    • @amoxse_
      @amoxse_ 4 месяца назад +1

      💀

  • @vISsoulIv
    @vISsoulIv 5 лет назад +279

    “No ones in the truck”
    Truck: alright ima head out

  • @Moozly
    @Moozly 5 лет назад +330

    I love D bro, he is so patient and humorous I admire him a lot

    • @TheSauceSultan
      @TheSauceSultan 5 лет назад +6

      this sounds funny lol

    • @juanzambrano5183
      @juanzambrano5183 5 лет назад +4

      Chaocaster327 he is so fucking huge god damn

    • @Spyro_253
      @Spyro_253 5 лет назад +2

      And black

    • @awkwardghst6761
      @awkwardghst6761 5 лет назад +2

      I have a mind that is practically made of dirt...D?...I’m totally just...thinking about the name D....

    • @p4i2m0pgod7
      @p4i2m0pgod7 5 лет назад

      Good actors

  • @imbuiltlikerodwave
    @imbuiltlikerodwave 5 лет назад +428

    *trucks driving away
    Lady: there is nobody in the truck
    :/

  • @Mikkorokz
    @Mikkorokz 10 месяцев назад +2

    Bro when patty says “just shut up” got me dead

  • @シシ-b4e
    @シシ-b4e 4 года назад +542

    Who else is binge watching Patty Mayo during quarantine?
    Bruh a year later!! TYY for the likes!

  • @yeetyeetthegod777
    @yeetyeetthegod777 5 лет назад +138

    Y'all should give credit to the little girl who gave his hiding spot away XDDD

  • @asal.9216
    @asal.9216 5 лет назад +123

    Patty: Back up, back up!!
    *dog comes*
    Patty: hi bud, hi buddy
    me: bahahahah 🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @alimrahman1805
      @alimrahman1805 5 лет назад

      Same i was going to comment but i saw yours so i did not bothersome

  • @LanceCurry-f9u
    @LanceCurry-f9u 10 дней назад

    6:57 man this conversation is amazing 😂😂

  • @cmac9029
    @cmac9029 3 года назад +452

    I think you actually had 1 huge problem, 1 tall problem, 1 skinny problem, and 1 very helpful kid

  • @ryanpalmer5770
    @ryanpalmer5770 5 лет назад +128

    running around, dogding bulets, tazing people. (Then...)
    Hey guys, you should play sniper elite.

  • @delaney5924
    @delaney5924 5 лет назад +505

    “Nobody drove any truck”
    “So it just drove itself”
    “Yes”

  • @Clemhosegaming
    @Clemhosegaming 13 дней назад +2

    Yall are bad ass

  • @matthewsavagezukerburg403
    @matthewsavagezukerburg403 5 лет назад +205

    Jake: (Hides in shack)
    4 Year old sister: I’m bout to end this whole man’s career!

  • @m1tch3ll80
    @m1tch3ll80 5 лет назад +449

    The little girl just snitched on them
    😄😄😄😄😄😆😆😆😆
    The little girl doesn't want her brother in her life!!

  • @seanbouck4637
    @seanbouck4637 5 лет назад +641

    Patty:Screams at women
    Also patty to dog: hey buddy
    😂😂😂

  • @michelleschollhammer8502
    @michelleschollhammer8502 Год назад +5

    Props to all of the camera men

  • @Jacob.Bennett
    @Jacob.Bennett 4 года назад +678

    I love it when Patty says “Your old enough to go to big girl jail.”

  • @aircranekris
    @aircranekris 4 года назад +463

    Damn, how much these camera men get paid?! They be jumping semi-high fences WHILE RECORDING PERFECTLY WITHOUT ANY PROBLEMS!!

    • @raquel.delarosa6432
      @raquel.delarosa6432 4 года назад +21

      He records better than middle school fights

    • @jtvacca8386
      @jtvacca8386 4 года назад +11

      They have special camera stands so its super smooth

    • @will_scarborough6487
      @will_scarborough6487 4 года назад +11

      And they don’t even breathe heavily

    • @jtvacca8386
      @jtvacca8386 4 года назад +2

      @@will_scarborough6487 because there are dead cats

    • @aircranekris
      @aircranekris 4 года назад +5

      @@jtvacca8386 i know but they have to hold that and do all this stuff without panting for breathe or even showing signs of it being tiring? Ik that the camera stands keep it from bobbing and shaking all the time but they always record so good without struggle... Idk how to explain what im saying

  • @wexflow
    @wexflow 4 года назад +690

    Patty: who was in the car
    Her:nobody was in the car
    Patty: oh so it drove itself
    The car:🅰🆄🆃🅾🅱🅾🆃🆂 🆁🅾🅻🅻 🅾🆄🆃

    • @cruelty9003
      @cruelty9003 4 года назад +3

      The Epic NinjaFox and the fact that she said yes it drove itself

    • @jiancarlosuarez6603
      @jiancarlosuarez6603 4 года назад +1

      Whahahaahhhahahahahahahahahahahahahahha

    • @blaaake6010
      @blaaake6010 4 года назад +3

      The only funny comment in this whole section and it has 32 likes😂😂😂😂

    • @micahkenneth8612
      @micahkenneth8612 4 года назад +1

      😆 omg thats the funniest ...

    • @wexflow
      @wexflow 4 года назад

      I honestly didn't think that this would be that funny. 😀

  • @IbouFall-tf4vp
    @IbouFall-tf4vp 5 месяцев назад +1

    Patty: "Hi Bud, Hi buddy!"😄
    Also Patty at the same time: "GET OUT OF MY FACE"

  • @AussieEch0
    @AussieEch0 5 лет назад +660

    This is how many times patty will use and is using the shield
    ⬇️ ❤️

  • @dylanp.972
    @dylanp.972 5 лет назад +375

    Mom: There is no one in the truck.
    ( Truck starts driving away. )
    Officially the mom of the year.

  • @yousafsumbal4340
    @yousafsumbal4340 5 лет назад +250

    I like it how the guy was found thanks to the little girl
    Good job little girl 👧🏻

  • @vivianwade3185
    @vivianwade3185 2 месяца назад

    I remember watching this years ago. Mayo ain't no joke 💯💯💯💯

  • @noracellehcim
    @noracellehcim 5 лет назад +391

    " My safe word is pineapple juice"
    That will never get old

  • @laura_isreh
    @laura_isreh 5 лет назад +120

    Gotta love a good camera man. Jumping over the fence. Nice work.

  • @isaacgutzakaisaac_3.710
    @isaacgutzakaisaac_3.710 5 лет назад +128

    “You’ve been watching too much live pd” 🤣🤣🤣 dead

  • @markosva3eko251
    @markosva3eko251 8 месяцев назад +1

    ime just a gas fitter who has to deal with emergency natural gas leaks. i wish i had you and your crew to help me out when i have to deal with outrageous custumers. you and your guys are tops.

  • @Auschwitzlife
    @Auschwitzlife 5 лет назад +309

    “There’s nobody in the truuckk” *truck drives away*

  • @thecandyman6566
    @thecandyman6566 5 лет назад +129

    Human runs up behind him: “DONT RUN UP BEHIND ME
    Dog comes up: hey buddyyyy

  • @fluxfn7087
    @fluxfn7087 5 лет назад +405

    13:52
    Patty: "he's in the car!"
    Car: *drives away*
    Lady: "there's no one in the car"
    😂😂😂

    • @yumnaiftikhar2204
      @yumnaiftikhar2204 5 лет назад +4

      SC Flux if there’s know one in the car who’s driving 😂😂

    • @hug0317
      @hug0317 5 лет назад +3

      This is Halloween

  • @marilynwatts1435
    @marilynwatts1435 Год назад +2

    Love this channel since I came across it goddess you men ❤❤

  • @hexhellfire2262
    @hexhellfire2262 5 лет назад +279

    Bounty hunter d: sees cow head
    Bounty hunter d: The hell y'all got on yo property 😂😂😂

  • @benzeringue5994
    @benzeringue5994 4 года назад +1692

    I feel bad for that little girl she was probably scolded by her mother

    • @flute136
      @flute136 4 года назад +15

      no she wasnt. they're both actors. you can actually not notice this?

    • @tresorbestever666
      @tresorbestever666 4 года назад +18

      Meade Helios r u dumb

    • @kovit6370
      @kovit6370 4 года назад +2

      She did the right thing,doesn't she?

    • @oliviakren1
      @oliviakren1 4 года назад +9

      Meade Helios wow patty has so many actors and fire actors 🔥

    • @izanxmixi9754
      @izanxmixi9754 4 года назад +4

      Meade Helios ur so dumb it’s unbelievable

  • @shesacutedoll
    @shesacutedoll 5 лет назад +439

    I love how he just casually pets the dog while they're screaming at his face.

    • @carolinekenderski7149
      @carolinekenderski7149 5 лет назад +4

      Me

    • @Screw126
      @Screw126 5 лет назад +3

      Same😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @kristinadriggers7709
      @kristinadriggers7709 5 лет назад +2

      Dino Animations me thinking about my boyfriend while customers are screaming at me

    • @kas6131
      @kas6131 5 лет назад

      Lol what tine in the video is that in