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First
Hi patttt
Hi
Second
Hi mr patty
It’s so funny the way when patty is talking to a dog he’s like hi buddy and then he snaps back and stars screaming 🤣🤣
Ikr🤣
Starts nobody can spell.
But that poor horse alone in that barn, maybe they should send someone to verify his state. Clearly alone and bored out of sanity...
Dude 🤣🤣
That would be me😂😂
“there’s nobody in the truck!” “truck: drives away”
Its a ghost;)
LLLLLLLOOOOOOLLLL
I feel bad for patty beacause he has to witness disrespectful people
Savanna Hugley r/technically the truth
Savanna Hugley next level Harry Potter shit “FETUS DELETUS”
The little girl: He’s in the shed
*Me dying*
I'm suprised he wasn't in the closet he really needs to come out
Tuan Hung Vo ikr
Tuan Somtimes you have to be straight up tho
It appears that the younger ones are nicer than their mother
The innocence in kids, they can't lie.
Anyone watching in 2024😂
Very Much.
Yes
Yessir
Always
Indeed
"You been watching too much live PD" shit got me dying 😂
SAME I WAS LMFAOB LAUGH MY F ING BUT OFF B
Diego Allende but like live pd is good lol
I wanna like but it's a 69 likes
Lol
Diego Allende he should have said I AM MY SUPERVISOR
I love how Pat was yelling at the adults within immediately stop and said “hey puppy”9:16
Well, duh. It’s a cute puppy. He’s not a machine.
@@spinny6494 exactly
BACK OFF BACK OFF
hey bud, hey buddy
BACK UP
I wish you would pit a time stamp that would be nice
@@REER-nb9vi hold on I got you
this is how many times the lady said get off my property
⬇️
Edit: I left this for a whole 2 months and damn didn’t expect this much likes thanks to all of you
edit: i left for a whole ass year and this got 13k likes it’s such a normie comment what are y’all doing
44 times lol
No she did not
I'm a girl but I am not being like that
Zpicy lol
Get of my property
love how he stops being threatening to pet the dog in a cute voice lol
Girl: there's nobody inside the truck
Truck: hold my beer
Trucks dont talk:)
Austin Hathaway lol
Lol
@@ajaynf I-
anthony parmer just about to put the same comment until i seen yours
patty to dog “*high Pitched voice* HI BUDDY”
patty to woman”GTF OUT MY FACE”
@Chase Velazquez BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
@Chase Velazquez hell yeah
The dogs were better trained than their owners
😂😂😂😂😂
@Chase Velazquez LMFAO FAX
" there's nobody in the truck"
truck: * comes to life and drives off*
Lil Soda Girl i laughed to hard at this
*Optimus Prime intensifies*
I thought the exact same thing 😂 was gonna comment it but you beat me to it lol
Omfg i dying
It's the Netflix adaptation of 'cars' 😂
9:27 HELP THE “hey buddy 😇” THEN “GTF OUT OF MY FACE” IS KILLING ME
He was shouting at the women, but stopped to stroke and be happy to the puppy😂 I would do the same. Thank you all for 710 likes!
Ava Moralee ofc the puppy deserves the most attention then anything in the video😂
@deadpoolkillerops well duh
Me too
For the profile pic
I
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Girl it was a whole dog
girl: there’s no one in the truck
truck: *starts driving off
t Sells and then says see nothing body driving it your on drugs
Truck: hold my beer
You Don't Know My Name HAHA
I thought of the same thing
Bruh Moment
“There’s nobody in the truck” as the truck is moving 😂😂😂
James Burns I know right...sassy bitch says there's no one...Me: Oh No GhOsT cAr
👻👻👻👻
Lol as if the truck was moving by its self
the camera man/woman needs a raise rlly ran jumped climbs and everything just to give us perfect angles quailty etc
44:41 had me dead he said "don't worry about it I'm spiderman"😂
Ki'Nyah Savage spider man 😂😂
13:52
Patty: "he's in the car!"
Car: *drives away*
Lady: "there's no one in the car"
😂😂😂
SC Flux if there’s know one in the car who’s driving 😂😂
This is Halloween
It’s sad but that little girl probably got whooped afterward. This is how many toys 🧸 she deserves
👇
she deserves way more toys than that lol
Deserves at least 1k
But she did what she was suppose do
She’s gonna grow up like the good person in the situation
She’s 19
Whenever he said “if your brain was as big as your tits you’d be a god damn genius” I died 27:16
Fr
Patty: “hi buddy, hi buddy” (to dog in a sweet voice)
Also patty: “back outa my face!” ( in deep voice)😂
Mãdìśøñ Gãčhã nice comment but u a gacha fan gir
Mãdìśøñ Gãčhã lol this sound came at the exact same time as i readed this comment
Issq wydm?
Ikr I can’t stop laughing at it
Love it
“BACK UP!”
*sees dog*
“Hey buddy😁”
*looks back*
“I SAID BACK THE F UP!”
:)
@@felito21 I know that's adorable most cops aren't as friendly with dogs :)
So agreeable
It’s funny that your profile pic is a dog 🐕
Exactly what I was thinking
28:10 patty:”check under the bed”
Bounty hunter D picks up the whole damn bed 😂😂
XD ikr
Cats mind: Bitch put my bed back down I'm trying to sleep god damn it.
Connor Wheeler LMFAO IM DED
Fr🤣
That "ma'm, whatever crap this is, your face is gonna be planted in it " just had me cracking XD
13:51
Patty Mayo: There’s somebody in the truck
Lady: No there’s not
Truck: *drives away*
Hahahahahag
ItzCompIex Casper was in it
ItzCompIex ghost cars on grand theft auto san be like
Thats what i was thinking of😂
Everyone handrail till Jah starts driving
D: "If we cant find him then were taking someone."
Me: "TAKE THE DOG"
The dog wanted to go lol
NOOOOOOOOOO :(
Dont take the doggo to jail :(((((
Masked Spartan090 he meant take the cute puppy home
dfqd qdwwd and keep it as a pet
Patty: Back up, back up!!
*dog comes*
Patty: hi bud, hi buddy
me: bahahahah 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Same i was going to comment but i saw yours so i did not bothersome
11:49 the riot shield said “bonk” to the girls head 😂
Patty Mayo: Yelling**
Dog comes
Patty Mayo: Sweet talks to him 😊
Then starts yelling again
😂
Well of course! It's a dog 😂
What do u expect dogs are much better than these dumbasses
That made me laugh so hard
Joseph Zambrano yea i will talk shit to those dumbasses and sweet talk the the cute ass dog
13:55
Lady: There is nobody in the truck!
Truck: *SKRT*
😂😂😂
SKRT SKRT 😂😂😂 I itmeaditly thought about that
Elon musk is inspired
Her: "get off my property!"
Patty: " Lady we're not the F'ing cops...you been watching too much 'Live PD' "
Me:🤣🤣🤣🤣I love that show!
Me too
Me too
Hahha
Live PD is too good
That shit killed me 🤣
The old lady with the owl tattoo on her neck is lowky a baddie😭🙏
💀
“There’s no one in that truck”
As the truck is literally driving away
Omg ya
😂😂😂I love this dude he is funny and is just great🤪
Init
Haley Sharpe LMAO I KNOW
That is badass to do that type of job
Girl: there’s no one in the truck
*truck drives away*
Omd
Its a tesla model x truck 🤑
Wait.... The truck drove itself
TheThinkingByte look at our pictures
I laughed so hard I'm like what the fuck it's boogieman
Woman: Jake run!!!!
Patty: Where's Jake???
Woman: I don't know who your talking about he's not here.
😂😂😂
Blake Mann that’s funny 😆
Must be high😂😂😂😂
i cant see the join button can anyone please help me
That was funny as HELL🤣🤣🤣
@@Cgnhncr it's next to the subscribe button
Patty to the girl: "BACK UP!"
Also patty when doggy: "hi buddy 😀"
Patty Mayo: *yelling at the women about the warrent*
Dog comes over
Party mayo in a sweet tone: oh hi their puppy, hi
lol
Bearded Dragon Central I love how they respect the animals more than the people 😂
Same
Same lol
“ThErEs NoBoDy HeRe!!!” Bish so your telling me that there is a ghost driving that truck EXACTLY
Scooby doo who
facts like bruh stop lying '' why you always lying''
@@kumaryconcepcion9203 why tf u lying
DONT touch me torororo yeah don't touch me 9:48
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"There's nobody in the truck."
Me: Well holy sh*t, a magic truck.
Haha
Magic bus never heard of her
😂😂😂😂😂😂😅😅😅
Magic bus now magic truck what's next magic train
I laugh so hard
@@alligrace9677 👌🤣🤣🤣
I love how pattys so nice to Emma and he’ll so mean to the stubborn ladies
Bounty hunter d: sees cow head
Bounty hunter d: The hell y'all got on yo property 😂😂😂
It’s a hours head but it’s still funny lmao
OOF I thought it was a dead chicken
Expert Gunner it’s a cow
Haha
Animal cruelty
“You’ve been watching too much live pd” 🤣🤣🤣 dead
Patty:Screams at women
Also patty to dog: hey buddy
😂😂😂
😂😂😂
Disrespect women but act nice around dogs.
Sean Bouck lol
Loĺ
They both are good boys
🤣🤣🤣NOT EVEN 5 MINUTES INTO THIS& ALREADY IMY CREASED! I 💕💕💕 BIB D AND PATTY WORKING TOGETHER,THERE HILARIOUS! I WISH D WAS STILL IN THE SHOW 😞
TESLA: I’m the first self driving car
Red truck: hold my beer
Hold my human
HAHAHAHAHA
Haaaaaa that's funny
hOld My FuGiNg BeEr
I made it a 69th like lol
Patty: “ Tweedle double D and Double Dumb”
I laughed so hard😂
i just realized. patty’s job is basically hide and seek but he’s always the seeker
I didn’t think I’d see you here. Too much of that shuffle man.
my brother is a bail enforcement agent and he says often they are cool and go with him no problem but he has 1 or 2 every week who hide and try running
also its wayy more violent
@@endritshaqiri3459 true
i thought the same thing watching this
Mad respect for these guys dealing with these idiots
Woman: There's no one in the truck!
* *truck proceeds to drive away* *
True lol :) 😂
Aggressive Pug Gaming 😂😂😂😂
Fr tho I died when it happened lmaooooo 😂
“You going to jail, you going to jail and you going to jail”
Lel
The fact that lady is willing to loose her kids over this guy... great mom
You was Being sarcastic right 😂😂😂
Jennifer Lawson-Campbell yes lol
faith Stewart ily
you realize this isnt real right? LOL!
Chins Productions yes lol i found that out a couple days ago... i feel dumb for actually believing it was real i watched so many videos thinking “wow these people are crazy”😂
I love how he is so kind to the pets! XD
BACK THE F*** UP-
Oh hey buddy! ❤️🐶
Stephani Brown I know right he has like two sides mean as hell and nice and funny as hell
Julie Ly ikr? It’s nice he feels for the pets
Stephani Brown so true lol
Ikr
He’s doing that cause he like makes them under control u see now?
I love watching old patty mayo videos lol,
the girls: we don't know who you're talking about.
2 minutes later
the girls: what did he do???
Patty: How’d you get up there
Jake: Don’t worry bout it, I’m spider-man.
I actually laughed so hard when he said he was Spider-Man
You copied someone
XxLovely moonlightxX Umm... I don’t think so. Someone may have said this also, but this is an original comment. If I copied, I’d say something like-
roses are red
Violets are blue
Jake was Spider-Man
But who are you?
Milky_ Oreo Where’s That part at?
DoubtIdiot 44:42
@@flf6698 What is your name
“You didn’t show up for court negro” 😂😭 I love D so much
Edit: Thanks for 401 likes 🤩🤯😱
INFAMOUS Was the kid black? I couldn’t tell. Could have been Hispanic, black, Juan Valdez from the coffee family, a mixture of many races. But D’s comment WAS really funny! 🤣😂
@@Jack-io6kl i think he was a mix of Hispanic and Black also
@@Jack-io6kl he from Mexico :3
I love how he stops arguing just to pet the dog
he is a true legend for doing that
and then starts arguing again
Same here
@@merpymanda3rd5713 These guys are nothing but thugs / There not the law / cops and are more rogue than the real cops.they should have called the law to remove these goons from private property. Call the police to get theses thugs of their property . Mama big tits real classy .
@@notacourier Bounty Hunters / Want to be cops. / disrespectful to public. Tits is the choice of their vocabulary
bro the older worman thinking their safe holding that long stick is so funny
“You must of not had a lot of attention when you where little, cause you clearly want a lot of attention from us”
I’m dying😂😂
Me too
🤣🤣
Had somebody tell that to a friend and it makes sense.
Lol im done.
The fact the red truck was moving and they tried to say no one was inside of it made me laugh 🤣
THATS WHAT IM SAYING
Omm
It was a ghoast lmfao😂
@@kevinmcleod7580 ghost*
Maybe it was Christine the car horror film. Instead the truck came to life
“No ones in the truck”
Truck: alright ima head out
Aesthetic Addict isn’t the meme, ight ima head out
😂😂
🤣😆
44:40 don’t worry about it, I’m Spider-Man 😂😂😂😂😂
15:24 im impressed how the cammera man was able to jump the fence with the camera props to him
Kristers Kārkļiņš it could be a camera girl
@@midnightmixerz5467 nah he is he
When patty just effortlessly jumped over I was like *HELL YEAH PAKOUR PAT*
Ik right but honestly he was really tired
it looked like a FPS vault lmfao
"There's no one in the truck"!
*Truck speeds off*
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
I think you actually had 1 huge problem, 1 tall problem, 1 skinny problem, and 1 very helpful kid
Lmaoooo I laughed so hard when I saw ur comment.
Roasted
Lol
And 1 grounded child
I think Patty was talking about the moms rack.
This comment is my favorite
“Well your old enough to go to big girl jail” 😂
*Patty argues*
+dog runs up+
Patty "HEY BUDDY :3"
Our man has his way with dogs
He does it so the dog doesn’t hurt him
Hooman vs us dogs who win? Dis won 🐕
UvU
gotta be friends with the dogs they are the most dangerous
Patty:how old are you
Little girl:19
Patty: you’re old enough to go to big girl jail
Had me laughing
Two seconds later he is calling her darling
Here in England children at the age of 10 can go to jail
megan Gibson got damn I feel sorry
They raised that girl so poorly
I kinda feel bad for the girl...
(19f)
@@shounic4469 and I'm now 11
megan Gibson And at 9 there parents can for there own fucking crime!
"you've been watching too much live pd" bro im deaddddd
Koink same
Icecream_ Gaming an amazing show. There are camera crews with police officers through out the country and they show live footage of officers on a daily basis
@Icecream_ Gaming it is a fucken tv show
I love how she was saying there is no one in the truck in the red truck but it was moving 😂 and how d says you see this dog poop your face with be on that 😂😂😂
When he was like “ aye dios mi mujer cállate la boca” i literally cried 😂😂😂😂
Jezabel _Yt_:p what does that mean
Jezabel _Yt_:p ye wth that
Mean
Samantha Collins it mean damn lady shut your mouth
B R O k E N V I B E S it means damn lady shut your mouth
Aisha Mestanza umm I’m not sure if your being rude but I’m Mexican and I lived there so I speak fluent and write in Spanish but I can speak good English as well
40:06 "Backup or I will chop you in the throat lady" legit made me crack up!
It's Gir same
Hahaha...reminds me of Karen
its 40:01
Pat starts running
Cameraman: Ahhh shit here we go again
Hahahahahaha lol😂😂😂😂😂
I AM WEAKKKK 😁😂😁😂😁😂😁😁
😂😂
Hahaha 🤣
Patty: "Hi Bud, Hi buddy!"😄
Also Patty at the same time: "GET OUT OF MY FACE"
“Look under the bed”
Most people:*kneels to see under bed*
D: *LIFTS BED*
as a black man myself i would do the same aint putting my face down there fam XD
“Look under the bed!”
D: YEET
Girl: there’s nobody in the truck
“Truck starts moving”
Devin Wilson just thinking that lol
😂😂😂😅
Its a tesla
This is new Transformers Movie.🚍
Devin Wilson an I oop
Mom: "leave my property, he's not in the shed"
Little girl: "he's in the shed"
Time stamp please
William Glasser yeah we want to see were it is !
@@shadowbat1201 38:48 watch on from there.
@@roxeris7706 38:48 watch on from there.
@@williamglasser8344 thanks
"Hey bud, hey buddy❤"
"BACK OUT OF MY FACE!"
💀
In the middle of a shouting fight *dog comes up "hi bud hey buddy"
Bruh I'm dead😂
I agree with you
F
*”Back up, Back up”*
Sees dog: “hey buddy!”
While petting the gud boi: *”I told you to back off“*
Lol
Exaxtly hé is a hero😂
I thought that was funny
Turtle Duck you are true
And it was funny
“Back up before I chop you in the throat”......dear god I about lost it!💀😭
😂😂😂😂😂
He got tired wrestling with big girl...lol
I was waiting for it
Bro at 15:21 it felt like a call of duty campaign lol
The woman: “It’s not Jake, It’s not Jake!” Me: “She has a point, It’s Jose.”
Lmao vote for Pedro
Gotti !!!
Warwick Murray LMAOAOAOA
I HAD THE SAME THOUGHT 😂
I love how he just casually pets the dog while they're screaming at his face.
Me
Same😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Dino Animations me thinking about my boyfriend while customers are screaming at me
Lol what tine in the video is that in
Patty: “how’d you get up there?”
Jake: “don’t worry about it I’m spiderman”
*LOL*
I'm Bored the spider verse is real
random person lmao it really is
He is on narcos
Spider jake does whatever a spider jake does
He said that right as i read it.
Lol patty just goes "hi buddy" and pets the dog right after yelling "YOUR LIEING AND YOUR HARBORING A FUGITIVE"
Lolll
Patty: who was in the car
Her:nobody was in the car
Patty: oh so it drove itself
The car:🅰🆄🆃🅾🅱🅾🆃🆂 🆁🅾🅻🅻 🅾🆄🆃
The Epic NinjaFox and the fact that she said yes it drove itself
Whahahaahhhahahahahahahahahahahahahahha
The only funny comment in this whole section and it has 32 likes😂😂😂😂
😆 omg thats the funniest ...
I honestly didn't think that this would be that funny. 😀
Human runs up behind him: “DONT RUN UP BEHIND ME
Dog comes up: hey buddyyyy
Dab Candyman that was funny 😂😂😂
" My safe word is pineapple juice"
That will never get old
Why Dont We Just Imagine YE@
LMAO
It never well😂😂🤣🤣
It's old
He stole it from kevin hart
i really thought they would not find him and patty would take the dog
So is no one gonna talk about the fact that they would’ve never found him if it weren’t for that little girl
That's what I'm saying give her some candy lmao but for real it's true
the man said up my ass but the little girl pointed at the window of the trailor
I love that little girl and I wish I could have seen the look on the all of the girl's faces when she told them where he was lol
Well he did say that in the beginning of the video lol so she got her cred
Like fr
Imagine getting snitched where you are at by a little kid, omg I am dying! 😂😂
Lady: Theres nobody in the truck
Truck: hold my beer!
*The truck drives off*
The truck: I'm about to end this woman's whole career
“Thers someone in the truck right here”
“THERE IS NO ONE IN THAT TRUCK”
Truck drives off. 13:53
Truck: Hold my gasoline
Props to all of the camera men
And women
Stops* pets dog* “Hi bud, hi buddy!” Lol I can relate
2 seconds later “Move melons” “bitch” I love him honestly
He does it so the dog doesn’t attack him but honestly same
Jake: (Hides in shack)
4 Year old sister: I’m bout to end this whole man’s career!
Lol
LAMO
Lmao
LMAO😂
LMAO
Patty: He’s in the truck!
Woman: there’s no one in the truck.
*truck starts driving*
Wtf 😂😂
Adam Russell Ik right xD
In Spanish shut the hell up xD
Adam Russell mom of the year award
Do they think it’s a tesla
do i hear harry potter music ?
Bro D had me dying when he said your face will be planted in the dog sh!t
Y'all should give credit to the little girl who gave his hiding spot away XDDD
*Don’t kick me, that’s a quick way to hit the ground*
Had me laughing
I love it when Patty says “Your old enough to go to big girl jail.”
Lmfao yes 😂😂😂
Ya same
Imagine having her in class
Lol
Notice in Patty's comment said warch. XD