Once a kitchen salesman came to our lovely country cottage and he was terrified looking out the window - 'because of all the trees out there.' I have no idea what he thought they were going to do.
Laughter is the best medicine they say so keep finding more funnies & we all wish you the speediest recovery. Unless you broke your leg while you were the temporary man of Michaels house 🤭😬. The I would say don’t do that again.
Hi, Storm! Couldn't resist a response to your plight... If your bed has a broken leg, stack some books under it. HA! YES! You see what I did, there? All right, I apologise. I'm really most dreadfully sorry. That was a flippant, facetious, and unhelpful thing for me to have said. I'm ashamed. Deeply, deeply ashamed... I was wrong to suggest using books go support your bed's broken leg. Old VHS boxes are way better. ;-)
"It became my dream after she told me about it, everyday for 10 years" 🤣 Super true though, my mr is planning a road trip around the country in a camper van this summer. My idea that he 1st hated 😍😊
‘We have Suicidal pigeon in London’..😂😂 ‘You might pass the phone to the burglar: how did you find the place...’😂😂😂😂 ‘What concerns me in this very moment is: I think there is another man in the house..’😂😂😂😂😂 So funny😂😂😂😂
Oh boy, he should visit Tasmania, they call them tasmanian devils because of the sounds they make at night. Early settlers thought it was demons making the noise 😂
The cat noises while in heat is definitely true. So too are the strange noises one hears during the night. First time it happened to me, I swore I nearly had a heart attack.
I grew up in Utah so that was a pretty rural state, and I can confirm that these things were true, I remember something that happened when I was really young, basically this was still when I lived in the trailer park, and sometimes I would camp outside with Henry. So one night we were sitting outside and we had a long day of camping together so we set up the tents and got in our sleeping bags, and I swear that I was sound asleep, like out cold, when I was woken up by a noise that sounded like “Eeeeeeeaaaaaaaahhhhh!Eeeeeeeee-e-e-e-ahhhh!” That is literally what I heard, and I swear that as soon as the sound came I could hear Henry screaming, he was normally a tough guy, but he screamed like a little girl on that night. I was also scared so we bolted out of there and left all our stuff. Also I found out that this sound matches a coyote call, so I think that was the animal I heard.
I live in the countryside, 4 miles from Lands End and the first night we moved there I woke up in the middle of the night and thought I’d gone blind, it was quite frightening
...And garlands in your hair, and lambs, and maypoles, and angelic children singing Greensleeves. Reality: meth heads in your garage stealing the copper tubing from your beer fridge.
You're just taking a lovely quiet country stroll - and a pheasant bursts out of the bushes sounding like a football rattle on a megaphone. Gets me every time.
The answer to the Google question of "what animal sounds like a child screaming in the woods" is a fox. I often wake up in the night thinking a woman is being attacked or a baby is screaming and when I wake up a little more I'm like "oh yeah, it's the foxes".... I live in the city but have a tiny woodland path behind my house. 😂
@@JNYC-gb1pp yeah they do too don't they! Haha but yeah the foxes sound like crying babies or screaming ladies. It's terrifying when you get woken up to that noise at like 2am cause while your still sleepy your worrying about a poor lady out there and what to do... Takes a few seconds to realise its the animals 😂
I grew up in rural Wiltshire and I loved the nighttime sounds. Only downside was the army training area was near our village and you’d hear them shelling and firing during the summer nights so it drowned out the nature.
I lived in the country all my life can confirm. I blame part of it for my fear of the dark. We do lock our doors, I check several times to be sure, since my family literally lives in the middle of the woods. No others houses in sight.
2:24 Russell Howard: Well God upsets me, he could have selected ANY noise for the Fox to make when it makes love and that's what he went with?! Raa! Raa! Russell Howard (God impression): Well I think I absolutely nailed that one.
I have listened/ watched this so many times & living in the kind of, countryside all my life, it never occurred to me that those night animals would be a surprise. This makes me laugh so hard every time. My go to On a bad day. Just fantastic observation. 🥰
I live in a rural part of Gloucestershire and would never go to bed without locking my door. If someone did break in at night i dread to think about how long it would take for the police to get here. My Nan who also lives rural had her house broken in to a while ago and it took almost 5 hours for police to arrive.
That sounds like the directions to my house. GPS sends you a little past our house. Just enough to get you to a spot where no one lives. This is 10 miles out of town, so if you don’t know where you’re going we have to give directions. So go to the GPS location, turn around and go back to the first house on the right. If you get to the church on the left, you’ve gone too far
I'll give it to you straight, like pear cider made from 100% pears. It has to be Stewart Lee for me. I don't really find him funny though. I just agree the fuck out of him.
I live in Texas but my daughter lives in England. I have told her to go see you Michael McIntyre. I would All the time if I could. You are so funny. My daughter lives in Lakenheath. Her husband is a fire fighter. First Response in the Air Force. I told them to go see you. My son goes to London all the time with his job. I told him to go see you too. I can’t but I am trying to get them to because you are so funny I think they...know that they would enjoy the show.
Kinda accurate about the directions thing. I live in a pretty rural area and there's a location point simply called "The big tree". It's just a tree. Not even that big a tree. But it's called the big tree
My dog passed away in September. Apparently, word spread in the neighborhood. (I live near a lake and woods.) So NOW all kinds of animals are coming into my backyard at night. I've had cats fighting. I had something killing something else. Birds making a "CAW!! CAW!!" sound right outside my bedroom window. Dear God, it rattles the nerves, sending me and my cats on edge.
The funniest thing is when my friends from London come over cause we camp in the field and I’ve lived my entire life in rural places but coming from London they obviously haven’t so I get to sleep but at about 1-2 am they’ll wake me up to say “ what’s that noise?” My reply usually is “a muntjac” or “a deer” because they make the most awful noise which you will know if you have ever been within 2 MILES of one!!
Oh my gosh - this was reminding me of Suffolk as well, especially my first time there - my at-the-time fiance's parents lived in Suffolk (near Ed Sheeran's place), now that is 'real country' - and I had to stay there with them for a few winter months while fiance was setting up business elsewhere. I'm from the city, and I will NEVER forget the nights there - the first time I went outside at night, I had the fright of my life! Michael is NOT exaggerating about it haha - and that's what makes it so funny - it's the shared experience of that.. you really can't see anything... I was SO freaked out. (I live in Brighton now too BTW - and I was warned beforehand about the seagulls - but far worse for us is not so much 'mental people's weird noises as drunk students, and drunk other people, walking past talking loudly or shouting, every single night and well into morning...."SHUT UP!!". Hot summer nights when you have to have the windows open are the worst!
I grew up in the Aussie bush. Spiders, snakes, Crocs, dingoes. No problem. I spent 3 months in England... agree , trying to drive around the English countryside was just confounding.
Patricia Harold My bloke lives in the middle of a city but in between two big parks/greenland. I heard this screaming and I violently shook him awake telling him a woman was being murdered outside. He slurringly told me “It’s the family of foxes that live in the gardens! Duh!?” 🤯
I stayed in the country... in Kenya.. Cabin in the wood, Isiolo, you could see the mountain and the animal sounds in the night were interesting... we also got an elephant scratching its back with the help of my bedroom wall. lol and in the morning saw a leopard chilling on the couch outside. no wonder we had guns everywhere. it was amazing! #memories #kenyarocks
Leave to Micheal to cheer me up after a bad day, there is something reassuring in hearing about someone having had a worse evening/ day than yourself......
I can tell you what happens if you call 999 on the road to a public park in broad daylight in the middle of summer, when you find a cyclist bleeding in the middle of the road. Fire, police or Ambulance. Ambulance. What is the name of your street? It's not a street, it's the road from the A### to Whatever public park. What is the name of your street? It hasn't got a name. It's the road that leads from the A### to Whatever public park. You need to tell me the name of your street. (Loop back and repeat several times.) This is the first time I have ever called 999, and I am appalled at your lack of understanding of the fact that roads in the countyside do not have street names. If that's your attitude, I can easily hang up. True fact.
Hinderlengjes What is so hard to understand about roads not having a name, some of them have numbers, like B12345, but do we really need a name for every road?
@@SpoonPlays I think the police had probably farmed the service out to some call centre, and they had a screen with 'Street Name' on it, and only understood that that field had to be filled in.
Climbers on Mt. St. Helens called 911 because one of them had fallen. The dispatcher asked what county they were in. Me: whichever county has the volcano in it, dufus!!!!
@@SpoonPlays Plenty of roads in my area are simply called 'Unnamed Lane,' says so on the sat nav. If I found someone bleeding on any road hereabouts, the operator will have to be a bit more imaginative because I'd have to use landmarks and the name of the river as the guide.
I live in the country. All of it is true. Ive lived here whole life and i still dont have a clue what bird sounds like that and I would like to keep it like that
I’ve lived in the city my whole life and when I was 4 my parents took me to the countryside. I got there and shouted “MUMMY WHATS THAT?!” I later found out that it was a chicken 🤪🤣
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We, the rural peoples, have organized it thus to keep the city dwellers out.
As a rural person I agree completely with this statement! Those city dwellers will always get lost in a town's hidden away in trees.
Too true
They'd even be afraid to start WWIII there.
Once a kitchen salesman came to our lovely country cottage and he was terrified looking out the window - 'because of all the trees out there.'
I have no idea what he thought they were going to do.
Good move. 🤣
No matter how many times I watch this video, I still laugh 😂😅 He is brilliant!
as someone who has lived in the country for the last 9 years after living in a town i can tell you that this is 100% correct
"But what about the children? Good idea, send one of them!" LOL!
When he says "I think the problem is there is another man in the house. So I'm going to let him be the man of the house now" 😂😂😂😂😂
When he gets to “the Nightshift animals” I just can’t cope laughing so hard! 🤣🤣🤣 The sounds are so correct! Brilliant! 👌🏽
No matter how many times I see this clip I cry laugh 😂
I am bed bound with a broken leg for 14 days. But Michael helps me feel better and laughing is a big help.
Thank you indeed! Michael.
Hope you have a speedy recovery!
@@B_Bodziak Thank you.
Laughter is the best medicine they say so keep finding more funnies & we all wish you the speediest recovery. Unless you broke your leg while you were the temporary man of Michaels house 🤭😬. The I would say don’t do that again.
Storm. Oh goodness I hope you feel better soon. xxx 💐 ☕️
Hi, Storm! Couldn't resist a response to your plight...
If your bed has a broken leg, stack some books under it.
HA! YES! You see what I did, there? All right, I apologise. I'm really most dreadfully sorry. That was a flippant, facetious, and unhelpful thing for me to have said. I'm ashamed. Deeply, deeply ashamed... I was wrong to suggest using books go support your bed's broken leg.
Old VHS boxes are way better. ;-)
I live in the countryside and I can confirm...this is all true
_chloe1289_ Same
Essex doesn't count... 👍
😂😂😂
He's exaggerating considerably.
@@nelg70 trust me, this is the english countryside, perfectly summed up 😂
The ‘bird’ that sounds like a child screaming in the woods is a fox 🦊🦊
I heard a Fox scream for the first time last year. Chilling, indeed.
First time I heard a fox I thought it was a woman being attacked in the park I live next to, horrifying!
Poppy it’s actually a fox sex noise😂
or a child lost in the woods 🤔
wow, I've heard that screaming noise on some of the British shows I watch and could never figure out what it was. Thanks for the info!
"For the night is dark and full of terrors".
😂😂🤣 ... PEACE to ALL ... and STAY SAFE and HEALTHY.
My dad once sent me downstairs to check on a noise, I call myself the man of the house now, he doesn’t like it.
Ya never too old for a hiding from ya dad.
last time i heard a noise downstairs in the middle of the night was the cat was trying to get a half eaten rat thought the cat flip
🤣🤣
@@JamesScott-xt7pf You're cat brought left overs for you 🤣🤣😭
Sure, he won't like it, but it could get really complicated if you're a female!!! ;)))
All the lovely daytime animals were instantly replaced by the evil nightshift. Hilarious. Thank you Michael I really needed a laugh
After 6 months in quarantine, I am so grateful for comedians, especially this guy! 😂😂😂
"It became my dream after she told me about it, everyday for 10 years" 🤣
Super true though, my mr is planning a road trip around the country in a camper van this summer. My idea that he 1st hated 😍😊
Always a pleasure to listen to Michael!
One of the best comedians on earth.
Who's the best?
@@seagulls566 patrice oneal
@@seagulls566 me.
Wes Tuck I don’t know
GuitarGuy I agree
‘We have Suicidal pigeon in London’..😂😂
‘You might pass the phone to the burglar: how did you find the place...’😂😂😂😂
‘What concerns me in this very moment is: I think there is another man in the house..’😂😂😂😂😂
So funny😂😂😂😂
one of my favorite performance....dont get tired of it :)
I think this is one of his funniest sketches. Lorddddd!! I laughed so hard I cried
Oh boy, he should visit Tasmania, they call them tasmanian devils because of the sounds they make at night. Early settlers thought it was demons making the noise 😂
I know right! They sound completely terrifying. Possums sound so bad too eh.
Melissa Dyson
Or the the Northern Territory for the curlews.
I live in Tasmania and I can confirm this is true 😂 don't expect streetlights once you leave Hobart
Koalas as well. Recent visitor and what the hell was that.
I had to google what they sound like because (living in Canada) I have never heard one. Holy hell - they are terrifying lol
The night shift animals 😂😂😂🤣
The cat noises while in heat is definitely true. So too are the strange noises one hears during the night. First time it happened to me, I swore I nearly had a heart attack.
great sketch like always! Thank you so much for making us remember to laugh! You're extraordinary!
Oh so true. I had friends visit and one of them commented "what the countryside really needs is a volume control"
I grew up in Utah so that was a pretty rural state, and I can confirm that these things were true, I remember something that happened when I was really young, basically this was still when I lived in the trailer park, and sometimes I would camp outside with Henry.
So one night we were sitting outside and we had a long day of camping together so we set up the tents and got in our sleeping bags, and I swear that I was sound asleep, like out cold, when I was woken up by a noise that sounded like “Eeeeeeeaaaaaaaahhhhh!Eeeeeeeee-e-e-e-ahhhh!” That is literally what I heard, and I swear that as soon as the sound came I could hear Henry screaming, he was normally a tough guy, but he screamed like a little girl on that night.
I was also scared so we bolted out of there and left all our stuff.
Also I found out that this sound matches a coyote call, so I think that was the animal I heard.
I live in the countryside, 4 miles from Lands End and the first night we moved there I woke up in the middle of the night and thought I’d gone blind, it was quite frightening
you can cheer me up and laugh aloud even when I am glum, thank you. you are gifted really head and shoulders above the rest. 👏👏☺️
Dream - dancing around in fields and watching the birds
Reality - darkness, terror and foxes 😂
@B0omer96 ye
B0omer96, in Central London there is no real dark...but the foxes do howl and prowl.
And peacocks.
...And garlands in your hair, and lambs, and maypoles, and angelic children singing Greensleeves. Reality: meth heads in your garage stealing the copper tubing from your beer fridge.
You're just taking a lovely quiet country stroll - and a pheasant bursts out of the bushes sounding like a football rattle on a megaphone.
Gets me every time.
Just too fantastic
Two words. .. Truly HILLARIOUS 🌟🌟🌟🌟🌟
I dont normally like stand up, but this is genuinely hilarious!
The answer to the Google question of "what animal sounds like a child screaming in the woods" is a fox. I often wake up in the night thinking a woman is being attacked or a baby is screaming and when I wake up a little more I'm like "oh yeah, it's the foxes".... I live in the city but have a tiny woodland path behind my house. 😂
A bird found in south Africa called a hadeda makes those sounds too
The cats sound like crying babies
@@JNYC-gb1pp yeah they do too don't they! Haha but yeah the foxes sound like crying babies or screaming ladies. It's terrifying when you get woken up to that noise at like 2am cause while your still sleepy your worrying about a poor lady out there and what to do... Takes a few seconds to realise its the animals 😂
@@casmeraki Or when you think theres a party going on in the distance - and realize its a pack of hyenas...creepy af!
@@JNYC-gb1pp hahaha not in London sadly
Wow is amazing countryside scenery. Michael always amazing with his experience sharing. My family love ❤️ him so much. Love from Malaysia 🇲🇾.
I grew up in rural Wiltshire and I loved the nighttime sounds. Only downside was the army training area was near our village and you’d hear them shelling and firing during the summer nights so it drowned out the nature.
I lived in the country all my life can confirm. I blame part of it for my fear of the dark. We do lock our doors, I check several times to be sure, since my family literally lives in the middle of the woods. No others houses in sight.
omg 😂😂 the noises are killing me! The fox 🦊 😂😂😂
Played this a heaps of times. Just love those noises. Absolutely hilarious. 😂😂😂😂
Ann Prior 😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣
Michael is absolutely amazing
😂😂😂 I keep thinking when a new video comes out how can this be funny but once again found a way ! 😂
2:24
Russell Howard: Well God upsets me, he could have selected ANY noise for the Fox to make when it makes love and that's what he went with?! Raa! Raa!
Russell Howard (God impression): Well I think I absolutely nailed that one.
And he kinda taps his chest while he does the God impression
Soooo funny. Great sound effects.
What does the fox say?
It sounds like it's vomiting violently, apparently.
@@HOTD108_ Wa pow pow pow pow papow
Revolver Ocelot, 😂😂 I know right (if you understand that comedic expression, you will know that what I said was also quite big in 2013)
Actually, it's screaming. Depending on the type of fox, that is.
Yes or like Golden from LOTR.
hear them when they fuck sounds like something being killed really slow and painfully
Funniest man I’ve seen in decades. There’s nothing funnier than everyday life!
His bird noise sounds like ozzy looking for his jacket such a funny man and works clean too so you can take the little ones to the show aswell
I have listened/ watched this so many times & living in the kind of, countryside all my life, it never occurred to me that those night animals would be a surprise. This makes me laugh so hard every time. My go to
On a bad day. Just fantastic observation. 🥰
I live in a rural part of Gloucestershire and would never go to bed without locking my door. If someone did break in at night i dread to think about how long it would take for the police to get here. My Nan who also lives rural had her house broken in to a while ago and it took almost 5 hours for police to arrive.
How can you dislike this? 😲
He's soooooooooooooooo funny 😂
That sounds like the directions to my house. GPS sends you a little past our house. Just enough to get you to a spot where no one lives. This is 10 miles out of town, so if you don’t know where you’re going we have to give directions. So go to the GPS location, turn around and go back to the first house on the right. If you get to the church on the left, you’ve gone too far
😂😂😂
Love your work Michael. Top notch . Keep it up.
I’m going to say it...
MICHAEL IS THE FUNNIEST MAN ON EARTH 😂❤️
Watch frankie Boyle audience roasts
michael mcintyre sure is funny, but i think lee evans takes that seat
I'll give it to you straight, like pear cider made from 100% pears.
It has to be Stewart Lee for me.
I don't really find him funny though. I just agree the fuck out of him.
Hmm nah, I've watched better BUT every comedian that makes everyone laugh is a great comedian
@@anchyi1202
Each to their own.
I live in the Country and he is spot on
I cried my eyes laughing!!! Beautiful
Oh Lord he is too funny. Laughed till I was crying and wretching .
Bet you sounded like a fox lol 😂
@@bonnienash8585 please don't set me off again.
Brilliant! Amazing!
You have crushed my dream of living in country side ☺
The child screaming sound is definitely a Fox - Imagine 5 of them screaming back at each other - terrifying
i love how dark it is in the country and the looking at all the starts
So funny. Needed to do more on the country.
This guy is hilarious...!!! 😂🤣
He is such a natural at his job...erm i mean comedy...!!! 🗣👌🔝👍
I live in Texas but my daughter lives in England. I have told her to go see you Michael McIntyre. I would All the time if I could. You are so funny. My daughter lives in Lakenheath. Her husband is a fire fighter. First Response in the Air Force. I told them to go see you. My son goes to London all the time with his job. I told him to go see you too. I can’t but I am trying to get them to because you are so funny I think they...know that they would enjoy the show.
I was just looking at cottages to book for a family break. I instantly remembered this exact video. Oh how utterly relatable i hope it won't be 😂
Kinda accurate about the directions thing. I live in a pretty rural area and there's a location point simply called "The big tree".
It's just a tree. Not even that big a tree. But it's called the big tree
Lol, we have the 'crossroads where there used to be a phone box'. BT took it away about 20 years ago, but we still remember and use it as a landmark!
My dog passed away in September. Apparently, word spread in the neighborhood. (I live near a lake and woods.) So NOW all kinds of animals are coming into my backyard at night. I've had cats fighting. I had something killing something else. Birds making a "CAW!! CAW!!" sound right outside my bedroom window. Dear God, it rattles the nerves, sending me and my cats on edge.
“Good idea, send the older one the nine year old”
😂😂
Ceding the man of the house position to another man of the house😂😂😂😂😂😂
I always wake the hubby when I hear a sound. He goes, as reluctantly as Michael says he does...Bahaha.
After living in the country all my life, there's nothing better than the country wildlife noises. It's the towns and cities that terrifies me lol
The funniest thing is when my friends from London come over cause we camp in the field and I’ve lived my entire life in rural places but coming from London they obviously haven’t so I get to sleep but at about 1-2 am they’ll wake me up to say “ what’s that noise?” My reply usually is “a muntjac” or “a deer” because they make the most awful noise which you will know if you have ever been within 2 MILES of one!!
Bloody brilliant.
Who else cannot help binge watching Michael McIntyre? 😅
Is this what happens if you live your entire life in London? Down that London Town, they don't understand our simple country ways.
One of the funniest guys ever!
Yup in the country side it’s full of wilderness there is an owl that always sits on my chimney every night and just makes the loudest noise lol
Reminded me of my childhood in Suffolk. I live in Brighton now and it's just weird noises from mental people and seagulls
Oh my gosh - this was reminding me of Suffolk as well, especially my first time there - my at-the-time fiance's parents lived in Suffolk (near Ed Sheeran's place), now that is 'real country' - and I had to stay there with them for a few winter months while fiance was setting up business elsewhere. I'm from the city, and I will NEVER forget the nights there - the first time I went outside at night, I had the fright of my life! Michael is NOT exaggerating about it haha - and that's what makes it so funny - it's the shared experience of that.. you really can't see anything... I was SO freaked out. (I live in Brighton now too BTW - and I was warned beforehand about the seagulls - but far worse for us is not so much 'mental people's weird noises as drunk students, and drunk other people, walking past talking loudly or shouting, every single night and well into morning...."SHUT UP!!". Hot summer nights when you have to have the windows open are the worst!
I grew up in the Aussie bush. Spiders, snakes, Crocs, dingoes. No problem. I spent 3 months in England... agree , trying to drive around the English countryside was just confounding.
Patricia Harold My bloke lives in the middle of a city but in between two big parks/greenland. I heard this screaming and I violently shook him awake telling him a woman was being murdered outside. He slurringly told me “It’s the family of foxes that live in the gardens! Duh!?” 🤯
What a difference a day makes 😍
I stayed in the country... in Kenya.. Cabin in the wood, Isiolo, you could see the mountain and the animal sounds in the night were interesting... we also got an elephant scratching its back with the help of my bedroom wall. lol and in the morning saw a leopard chilling on the couch outside. no wonder we had guns everywhere. it was amazing! #memories #kenyarocks
Very true🤣 can’t go out in the night in the countryside tho I love it !
Best comedian ever!!😂😂
22 on trending! Michael McIntyre always makes me laugh ❤️❤️
Brilliant.
That ‘bird’ crying in the woods is a Fox looking to mate. Hear it outside my window sometimes 😬
I just discovered you and I love you!
brilliant !
Hes so funny, he makes me laugh so much.
Leave to Micheal to cheer me up after a bad day, there is something reassuring in hearing about someone having had a worse evening/ day than yourself......
I can tell you what happens if you call 999 on the road to a public park in broad daylight in the middle of summer, when you find a cyclist bleeding in the middle of the road.
Fire, police or Ambulance.
Ambulance.
What is the name of your street?
It's not a street, it's the road from the A### to Whatever public park.
What is the name of your street?
It hasn't got a name. It's the road that leads from the A### to Whatever public park.
You need to tell me the name of your street.
(Loop back and repeat several times.)
This is the first time I have ever called 999, and I am appalled at your lack of understanding of the fact that roads in the countyside do not have street names.
If that's your attitude, I can easily hang up.
True fact.
What3words
Hinderlengjes What is so hard to understand about roads not having a name, some of them have numbers, like B12345, but do we really need a name for every road?
@@SpoonPlays I think the police had probably farmed the service out to some call centre, and they had a screen with 'Street Name' on it, and only understood that that field had to be filled in.
Climbers on Mt. St. Helens called 911 because one of them had fallen. The dispatcher asked what county they were in.
Me: whichever county has the volcano in it, dufus!!!!
@@SpoonPlays Plenty of roads in my area are simply called 'Unnamed Lane,' says so on the sat nav. If I found someone bleeding on any road hereabouts, the operator will have to be a bit more imaginative because I'd have to use landmarks and the name of the river as the guide.
It sounds like a good party!
Love ur profile pic
roisin thornton Thank you and I have just subscribed to you for being a nice person.
But Michael... you're the man of the house...🤣🤣🤣🤣
I live in the forrest.. I can confirm all this is childs play
I live in the country. All of it is true. Ive lived here whole life and i still dont have a clue what bird sounds like that and I would like to keep it like that
🤣🤣🤣
To make those noises in front of the Duke and Duchess is very ballsy.
maybe you should listen to the bird who makes "Go go go!" lol
I’ve lived in the city my whole life and when I was 4 my parents took me to the countryside. I got there and shouted “MUMMY WHATS THAT?!” I later found out that it was a chicken 🤪🤣
I cried laughing at the noises.
I live in the countryside, but I have never heard a fox throw up😂😂😂
😂 omg im so happy i found you hilarious
Best comedium in the WORLD.
That screaming bird you were in about was a fox 😂
This is my favourite