People Who Shop At Waitrose | Michael McIntyre's Big Show
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- Опубликовано: 7 июн 2019
- Michael talks about the types of people who shop at Waitrose.
Michael McIntyre brings his own comedy to the stage, as well as introducing celebrity guests, musicians, and fellow comedians to perform alongside him. Filmed in front of a live audience, the show features pranks, Send To All, and Unexpected Star!
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"the Waitrose posh push" 😂😂
Would you like a bag ...... no I just need a bin that was funny
Fuck off.
Sensible Fun Why
What's crazy is when you've got a whole cart full of goods and they ask if you'd like a bag.
@@Competitive_Antagonist They don't know if you have middle class canvass shopping bags secreted upon your person.
@@HighHoeKermit
True. Those things can sometimes be packed quite small.
I'm literally that aldi person that always peers at lone trolleys to see if there's a pound in there lol
I used to shop at Sainsbury's with my mother. We had a pound thing that we re used. I used to just like poking it in the trolley... that's it. :)
@@jasmineday6691 that's me to this day
Ok...someone please take pity on a poor American and explain the "pound in the trolley" thing
@@meganofsherwood3665 idk if it's the same in America but here to get a trolley (shopping kart) at a supermarket, you have to put a pound in to unlock it then you get your pound back at the end when you park it again. This is usually to prevent people taking them and ditching them
@@HRRN-gh3wj Ohhhh. That makes sense!
Most of the stores here just assume some carts won't come back XD
The reason Michael McIntyre is hilarious is because everything is just simply true. He makes normal life funny
I AM the person from Aldi in the bushes😂😂😂😂
Ochanya Ocheola-Oki same at a Aldi at mine I hopped the fence x
@@whyamigae9666 what
Even when I don't know what he's talking about it's funny because of his storytelling. 😂
I do lol
The boot bit lost me 😂
Has Michael ever been on Strictly? He seems like he's a good dancer.
I want him too!!!
jack the Lass he doesnt need the money fame or work to do strictly
i dont think so
He is graceful, isn't he?
Hahahaha
Ur hilarious
‘Let me just get in my Range Rover, which is mine?’ - honestly was just thinking this morning in the car park how many range rovers there were
it’samelie xx easy way of admitting you shop at WAITROSE
Emily Woodcock :)
"Feed me" lmaoo
I remember when I was in Aldi once, there was a woman on the phone and she said ‘just a second Deborah I’m just grabbing some things in Waitrose and I’ll be on my way!’
Hehe liar! 😆
Camilla 😂
ThiS video made me feel proud as I work at WAITROSE! 😂
What's the pay like 👀
£8 p/hr
@@Alroytt which is ironic since Aldi (9.10/hr now), Morrison's (8.35/hr), Sainsburys (9.20/hr) all pay more /hr despite being seen as less expensive
@@mjbutnotmaryjane in Ireland Aldi is €11.70 an hour, nurses get paid €13.50 an hour. In Aldi you don't have to give anyone a bed bath or clean up vomit daily. My point being, nurses are drastically under paid.
Just gotta get it out there that it’s _WAITROSE!_
My dad is that person that, who when he was able to afford a car with a boot latch, purposely hid away and opened it when people walked past to startle them. He thought it was the funniest thing ever
Doing a full shop at Waitrose should be on everyone's bucket list for the smug factor 😊
Ha, everyone in the UK maybe. Take an Italian or French person around Waitrose, and watch them laugh as you insist that these are our expensive high quality ready meals... :)
Jack Burton
This is relevant why
@@grantmalone Ever heard of marks and spencers
@@russianroomba9948 Sure I have. Big fan of their ready made lasagnes and cheap suits. It's like being transported to Milan every time I venture in there :D
Our Waitrose is falling to bits not at all posh but ridiculously expensive, had to go there the other week, and refused to pay the prices.
The only part I can relate to is the part about unlocking your car from an unnecessary distance. I JUST LOVE IT.
I love seeing people look around, wondering who just made that car beep and blink lights.
My dad loves doing that for some reason... The car is never too far to unlock it
He doesn’t use foul language or try to be edgy and he’s hilarious. I honestly find it very impressive
About that...
Michael actually swears A LOT. He's just made an effort to restrain himself for this particular show (the Big Show). Every other time he does a comedy gig he swears a lot.
Oh he does, tells the same joke in another clip and definitely doesn't say "off you go"
Tbh i think people leave the trolleys tips at waitrose. They’re probably like, ‘Oh darling, thank you for carrying my shopping! You’re a lifesaver! *places £20 in trolley and walks off* ‘
As an Aldi shopper I can confirm the bit at the end is accurate.
I admit I go to Waitrose but I'd never give up that pound, that's a pound... C'mon the pounds don't look after themselves when they're left in the trolley......
No but the trolly does 😂
You waste your money
@@tonysworld3001 Thanks for your contribution there. I'm sure I am, whether or not, it's not of concern to you. I'll spend my money as I please.
Go for your life just not smart is what I'm saying just means you have more money then brains
@@tonysworld3001*than... Idiot
Yes I do have have money and I do also have brains, that's how I make my money. I just prefer food there, they have things ordinary markets don't. On top of that, it's the closest store to me unless I drive 9 miles to Sainsbury's.
Only Michael McIntyre can act as a trolley
Michael is so uninhibited, which makes him incredibly honest. He is the first comedian I have ever heard that sends himself up in such a humanly honest and totally unabashed way. Others send themselves up but in ways that are obscure to the average person, Michael admits, in detail, to all of the things we do but would never admit to and that we try to hide. It is unquestionably refreshing and funny and is his delivery is intoxicating.
he’s a humble comedian..with much to be humble about.
Wow this is the pinnacle of comedy!!!!
Lol 😂 I just love Michael McIntyre he’s so funny and he cracks me up 😂😂😂😂😂😂xx 🥰🥰🥰
I laughed for like 3 minutes straight laughing at the part where he said “the chickens walk through the main entrance like this is my family can u just uck us like yeah” 😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣😂
Tells you what class I'm in when I say I never even knew self opening boots existed.....
Is that because your chauffeur does it for you 😉
Peaceful Painting Muppet
I only learnt they existed when Land Rover were recalling their Freelanders ( yes the poor mans Range Rover). I got a 2016 Ford galaxy, the boot opened all the way up its self when I pressed the button and I was shook. The most my poor Freelander can do is to unlock, it doesn’t do the whole open up itself. Very sad when I got my car back.
same lol
Peaceful Painting even the cheap cars nowadays have it, I’m not sure if they got it as a mod but even fords have this feature, doesn’t make me feel as special anymore :(
Almost choked on my dinner watching this 😂😂😂
Why are there over 100; dislikes, this man is naturally very funny without being offensive or rude. Somehow without the swearing and about everyday stuff makes it relatable
and therefore very funny.
Our Waitrose is so posh that the trolleys don’t require a pound !
Michael Mcintyre is my favourite comedian of all time, I watch the videos over and over and it always put me in stitches.. just want to correct one thing, Waitrose trollies don't and never had pound slot.
‘..fUcK oFf..’ It’s the waitrose push, it’s just.. ‘..fUcK oFf..’
The start with the delivery person feeding you is def a Jim Gaffigan bit
He’s actual hilarious
"the chickens just sacrifice themselves" lost it
TRUE STORY: 4 pots of tea once smashed on my legs in Waitrose. My sister took me to the toilets - not cold water. About 15 mins later, 'first aider' comes in and says "sorry for the delay, I couldn't find the frozen pea isle!!"
Aldi is the place, Aldi and Lidl, bruh don't shade them
FireFoxies eggs come from battery farms
Biscuit The dog very true
Biscuit The dog depends if you choose to buy the cheap ones. Aldi and lidl both sell free range, or field grown eggs.
@@kiwikiwi7375 you can tell too my the strength of the shell.
I appear to have eaten this lasagna! That killed me 😂
3:02 "Well by the time I got there and back the house would've made about 15 grand..."
😂 😂 😂 😂 😂
Pure British humour at its best
Waitrose is like top posh for me...heck my idea of a splurge is going to M&S. 😂😂 Lidl all the way!!
Waitrose Food Quality is horrendous comapred to M&S.
M&S sells some disgusting foods.
You don’t have to use a £ to obtain a Waitrose trolley 😂 still funny though
I was going to write a comment sooner but I was shopping at WAITROSE!!!!
For awhile people even scoffed at the idea of a milkman as old fashioned. Ten years later...everything is delivered...
The chickens they just sacrifice themselves 😂😂😂😂 buying a Waitrose chicken again..... I just can’t!!!! 😂😭😂😂😂
One of his best, makes me laugh every time
he's so hilarious, I actually can't 😂
You can't laugh?
A few hours ago after I watch this me and my family went to Waitrose and I didn’t believe the joke about boots but when I seen it happen literally I was shook 😂
I'm wheezing also I SHOP AT WAITROSE
I will never see Waitrose or my grandparents’ Range Rover ever again….. nowadays, whenever my family sees a Waitrose we Always point it out, to makes matters even better, my mum just got gifted a voucher to Waitrose😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
The Aldi part killed me 😂😂😂😂
You're the best Michael !!!
He's pretty funny, definitely one of the best
They don’t have pounds in the trolleys at Waitrose.
Alex Fenner They actually do now, it’s been on just recently.
Heart Wise Lady i went yesterday and they didn't? maybe it's regional
You actually have to put in a £50 note to use a trolley at Waitrose
Dead-girl walking ah well you see in my town its actually 50 grand
@@twopixeltoe in my local wAITROSE, you just put in your credit card
I guess during my next appointment with my therapist, I'm just going to have to tell him, "Sorry I am better!!!!"
I would have collected all those trolleys and collected all those pounds £.
Like Tom Hanks in The Terminal.
How does he make everything so funny 😂😂😂
When I was 3, my mom gave me a chocolate square, and when I asked for another piece, she said "there's no more, it's in your tummy". My response: "Can you get it back?"
Michael always makes me laugh when i’m down
Absolute genius even though he talks about everything we do on a daily basis
One of his best gags
The amount of accents he makes in 4 minutes
Whole Foods in the US 😆😆😆
Bee P I’ve often wondered what their UK equivalent was. Do you have Ocado? Very posh and specialist, which I do shop at because I’m veggie and dairy and gluten free (allergies). 🙈
LOVE IT!! SO FUNNY 💓😂💓😂
'Who can be bothered to return the trolly for a quid? By the time I've done that the house will have made fifteen grand!' Speaking as someone who has just brought their first place (a one-bedroom flat for the same price my parents brought their four-bedroom detached property with a giant garden for ten years ago - that same property I grew up in is now worth half a million) this is too real. It felt like house prices were going up faster than I could save.
Cool story bro
The Waitrose Posh Push!!
i was talking to my friend who shops at Waitrose and he literally goes "the food is so organic, its slightly more expensive than Aldi but so what i get a grand an hour"
3:13😂😂in dying😂😂
I enjoy this very much 😂
3:11
They just pause and go
OFF YOU GO
Michael,my cheek muscles !.Have mercy on me 😂😂😂.I'm from Poland by the way 🙂
Him:my wife likes to shop at Waitrose,it’s middle class
Me:same dude same
I live in Sicily now but still shopping at Eurospin with my posh push Waitrose trolley coint ❤️ God, I miss the UK 🥳
I love him❤❤❤❤😂😂😂😂
Our local Waitrose is being replaced by an Aldi 🤣🤣
So true….😂
Now living in Italy and no longer Cheltenham, I bought 2 avocados, 13 cherry tomatoes, 2 bananas, a pear, 2 zucchini, 2 carrots, and 4 figs for €8,20 and immediately thought “beat that Waitrose!” 😉
I find Waitrose is generally cheaper on the things we buy. I always thought they were more expensive too, but they’re not.
Off you go! Yup!
My sister used to love telling me she shopped at Waitrose. That was until her husband took things in hand and now he does the shopping - at Lidel! lol.
Oh british humour is so iconic 😂
i just order it on my *luptup*
Hang out in that parking lot and make some easy money.
annette fournier how? What did he mean, there was money in the shopping carts?
@@claraursic8656 Yes.there is a slot in the cart handle that releases a chain that the carts are strung together with when stored in a line at the front of the store. When you return the cart to the line and join it to the one in front of you you get the coin back.
Maybe worth doing if you're a kid with bunch of free time.
love
As someone who get their groceries from Waitrose he’s not wrong😂😂.
I’m the person the aldi in the bushes hhahah
Did I larf Yes!!!
I'm a waitrose shopper 🤣🤣🤣
Someone from Aldi in the bushes ☠☠☠
Alot of love and respect from pakistan you got many fans here love you 😘
He forgot to mention the deadly rivalry between Waitrose and M&S people. They basically battle it to the death in parking lots with umbrellas.
My mum refuses to acknowledge the Waitrose truth but it is so true
I work at Waitrose, I can confirm this.
I don’t need a bag I need a bin (at the till presenting wrappers of food eaten whilst shopping - the lasagne!)
Armegelian Major Cow a.k.a. The Dish of the Day, in The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, wanted to be eaten. There is also an 'eat me' advertise trope.
Considering you have to pay for the bbc this is quite a lengthy clip for RUclips tbh
You dont have to pay
Zack E YeS you do. Tv license instead of ads
@@elliot7753 You can watch the TV and not get caught without a license
Zack E that’s illegal
@@joshuaroney And
I swear he has already made this joke on one of his shows beforehand
Crown Prince of Dubi in audiance.
these waitroses are probably gold mines, going to my nearest one to make some quick cash :)
0:41
I appear to have eaten this
*pause
LASAGNE
I'm American -- we don't have Waitrose in the United States, but we do have Aldi. And his line about Aldi is correct.
I shop at Waitrose 😂
Waitrose isn’t a thing in the north of England but when I go with my family, we go to Waitrose because it is the closest one to where we stay 😂
The house will have made 15,000 since we left it 😂😂😂
🤣😂