I have never drunk-texted before. I have nobody in my phone book, other than people that are my taxidriver, my hairdresser, my therapist, my family and my neighbours. And most of those are 60 and would reply in all caps; 'ARE YOU OKAY I HOPE EVERYTHING IS FINE GREETINGS"
Really want to see the following British celebrities: *Lee Mack *Suranne Jones *Claire Foy *Julie Walters *David and Victoria Mitchell *Simon Cowell *David Tennant *Matt Smith *ANT AND DEC!! *Alan Carr *Lee Evans *DAN HOWELL, AND ANOTHER TEXT ABOUT BEING KNIGHTED!! *Alfie Dayes *Ed Byrne *Emma Thomson *Emma Watson *Daniel Radcliffe *JK ROLWING!! *Michael Gambon *Claudia Winkleman *Judi Dench *RUSSELL HOWARD *JACK WHITEHALL
TheGoldenStardust - And as a Swiss person, you would not identify as Swiss, but as from your Canton; and you would know that Switzerland doesn’t have a single President; and that the current President of the Confederation would not be on an official visit to the UK to be eating at Buckingham Palace ..!
@@TimSmyth23 And they'd write their message in one of the three main languages of Switzerland, but obviously in the dialect of their own Canton. This person is clearly a fake.
@@ketmaniac switzerland has 4 main languages you "swiss expert" xD And yes we mostly just say we are swiss because if we use the cantons name nobody would get it. Germans say they are germans not they are schwaben, no one would get that.
@@TimSmyth23 that was his point... he obvioisly knows that we have a councel, not a president. And why say the canton? Its not like anyone outside of switzerland would understand unless they visited switzerland. Mängisch cha me sech ab de lüt nur frage xD
@@5calambres I think you kind of missed the point. A joke that involves the "president of Switzerland" (whether there is such a thing or whether there isn't) does not require an encyclopaedic knowledge of Swiss political structures. My post was not serious, you see. (But, still, I'll make a note of how many languages Switzerland has, just in case I ever need it for another joke).
For those of you wondering: - We (the Swiss) don't have a President as such. We have the Bundesrat which is comprised of 7 people who collectively stand at the top Politically. One of the 7 is the 'President' and is hence seen as the president of Switzerland from the outside, but really the 7 share the responsibility. - Yes, a swiss roll is actually Swiss, we just don't call it that we call it Roulade or Biskuitroulade. - Yes, our government is very complex and would take ages to explain fully. - Yes, Switzerland is both beautiful in summer and in winter. - No, the Swiss Family Robinson are not really that famous here in Switzerland. - The swiss put bells on their cows so they don't get lost when in the Alps over summer because they roam free up there the entire summer and tend to get themselves in trouble.
Thank god somebody did that ! I was wondering if anybody would mention the thing about the Swiss president. Also, I would say that Switzerland is beautiful in any season if you know where to go. Even in the fall, the Riviera near Montreux is the most unbelievable scenery with the grey lake, the snowy mountains, and the vines becoming yellow and red and brown and incredible. Look it up ! Yeah, I love my country...
Wow! Stumbled onto this - I watched Miranda on PBS when they showed two eps a night, and saw them all within a couple months :) Love the surprise of seeing David Tennant at the end!
I’ve been watching a bunch of these today and noticed almost everyone has a ‘signature’ for ending texts. Is this a regular thing in Britain? I literally never end mine with anything.
@@dolphinka oh, weird. I know you could put an automatic signature into texts and stuff back in the 2000’s but nobody in the US does that anymore that i know of. I’ve never texted anyone with a signature in... hell since prolly 08
@@Memphis_ritz People wouldn't do it if they send it to a friend who they are in contact regularly. but if you send a text to a person you maybe send text 2-3 times a year, those are signed. You never know if they changed the phone or deleted your phone number, this way they will know who texted them:))))
@@dolphinka ah shit i never even thought of that. If people get their number changed they usually send out a mass text notification but i guess if you don’t do that then a signature makes sense!
I guess it is. I'm 24 and from what I've seen from friends and people on my social media they add "x's" on. It's not something you have to do to. I'm British and never put kisses on, but a lot of people do and it's usually females. I only ever use an "x"to sign off when I'm sending cards to people.
He initially typed "a soilent" fart which would've been even funnier ... and probably explain why she's in the toilet! (If you're quick to pause, you'll see the 'o' pop in after the 's' ...)
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I was going to go to bed, around midnight, then I stumbled onto one of these clips. I think I've now watched them all. It's 2am. Totally worth it.
Dude i have mock tomorrow why am i doing this
Me too but I started at 10 tonight 😂
Enigmatic I’m the exact same! 😂
2am right now and I just can't stop!!
ÅEnigmatic
Love Miranda and its funny because this is the type of situation she would actually get herself in!
ThePickleWithNoName 😂😂
ThePickleWithNoName is
Except for the silent fart - IT WOULDN'T BE SILENT 😂😂
Royal loo roll would actually be a big incentive at this point.
Jack Longmuir 😂😂
Imagine drunk texting as a celebrity with a phone book like that...it would result in some next level cringing the morning after!
I have never drunk-texted before. I have nobody in my phone book, other than people that are my taxidriver, my hairdresser, my therapist, my family and my neighbours. And most of those are 60 and would reply in all caps; 'ARE YOU OKAY I HOPE EVERYTHING IS FINE GREETINGS"
I hoped Tom Ellis would be one of the contacts who replied😄
Yeah, that would be cool, or possibly Sarah Hadland, Sally Phillips or Patricia Hodge
PaperPlane 13 Me too
Initttt
That would be epic!
How does she know Tom Ellis I love him
its funny how Michael knows Miranda's personality inside and out haha
Ofcourse Miranda will reply to her own send to all! 😂
Really want to see the following British celebrities:
*Lee Mack
*Suranne Jones
*Claire Foy
*Julie Walters
*David and Victoria Mitchell
*Simon Cowell
*David Tennant
*Matt Smith
*ANT AND DEC!!
*Alan Carr
*Lee Evans
*DAN HOWELL, AND ANOTHER TEXT ABOUT BEING KNIGHTED!!
*Alfie Dayes
*Ed Byrne
*Emma Thomson
*Emma Watson
*Daniel Radcliffe
*JK ROLWING!!
*Michael Gambon
*Claudia Winkleman
*Judi Dench
*RUSSELL HOWARD
*JACK WHITEHALL
Anna Rose yesss
IMAGINE THE CELEBS IN SIMON COWELLS PHONE
pls not jk rowling
Lee Evans is a brilliant shout. I recommend Ricky Gervais too. If you've never watched The Office UK, you should. Brilliant.
joe diabetes Why not? Not being rude, just curious
As a Swiss person I find the suggested questions for the Swiss president hilarious! Love this show 😂
TheGoldenStardust - And as a Swiss person, you would not identify as Swiss, but as from your Canton; and you would know that Switzerland doesn’t have a single President; and that the current President of the Confederation would not be on an official visit to the UK to be eating at Buckingham Palace ..!
@@TimSmyth23 And they'd write their message in one of the three main languages of Switzerland, but obviously in the dialect of their own Canton. This person is clearly a fake.
@@ketmaniac switzerland has 4 main languages you "swiss expert" xD
And yes we mostly just say we are swiss because if we use the cantons name nobody would get it. Germans say they are germans not they are schwaben, no one would get that.
@@TimSmyth23 that was his point... he obvioisly knows that we have a councel, not a president. And why say the canton? Its not like anyone outside of switzerland would understand unless they visited switzerland.
Mängisch cha me sech ab de lüt nur frage xD
@@5calambres I think you kind of missed the point. A joke that involves the "president of Switzerland" (whether there is such a thing or whether there isn't) does not require an encyclopaedic knowledge of Swiss political structures. My post was not serious, you see. (But, still, I'll make a note of how many languages Switzerland has, just in case I ever need it for another joke).
For those of you wondering:
- We (the Swiss) don't have a President as such. We have the Bundesrat which is comprised of 7 people who collectively stand at the top Politically. One of the 7 is the 'President' and is hence seen as the president of Switzerland from the outside, but really the 7 share the responsibility.
- Yes, a swiss roll is actually Swiss, we just don't call it that we call it Roulade or Biskuitroulade.
- Yes, our government is very complex and would take ages to explain fully.
- Yes, Switzerland is both beautiful in summer and in winter.
- No, the Swiss Family Robinson are not really that famous here in Switzerland.
- The swiss put bells on their cows so they don't get lost when in the Alps over summer because they roam free up there the entire summer and tend to get themselves in trouble.
I have always wondered about Swiss rolls!!!
Thank god somebody did that ! I was wondering if anybody would mention the thing about the Swiss president.
Also, I would say that Switzerland is beautiful in any season if you know where to go. Even in the fall, the Riviera near Montreux is the most unbelievable scenery with the grey lake, the snowy mountains, and the vines becoming yellow and red and brown and incredible. Look it up !
Yeah, I love my country...
Thank you so much for your information!!
Oh so that's what roulade is supposed to be
🤣 A proper Swiss reply. 🤣
Oh Miranda Hart, you are just superb.
Sue Perb
@@WhiteSleevedStu shes called Sue Perb😃how can you not find that funny.
I haven’t felt great for a few days and these clips have made me so happy and less anxious laying in bed. THANK YOU 😊
I actually knew everyone on that contact list for once. Also hilarious how she was with her sister and they played the game
Clare Balding’s reply was lovely!
Watched this segment for the first time today and I literally can't stop watching these now!! Addictive
A little disappointed Tom Ellis didn't reply. Or at least he wasn't one of the replies read.
I went to a live filming of his once, absolutely brilliant!
Miranda Hart, i will forever be a fan of hers. :3 This is so funny this is the type of situation she would be in tbh. :P
Alexander Lightwood Matt 😍😍
I wanna like but its on 69 and I don't want to ruin it
I wish one of the Call the Midwife cast had answered, would have been great!
hysterical. love it - totally love your old show - brilliant. nothing better - ever!
People: How do you get guys!??
Miranda: Hold my beer
Been waiting for this all week - brilliant
Q. Why do the Swiss put bells on their cows? A. Because their horns don't work!..... The old ones are the best.
Made my evening thanks!
Wow! Stumbled onto this - I watched Miranda on PBS when they showed two eps a night, and saw them all within a couple months :) Love the surprise of seeing David Tennant at the end!
Just when I thought I couldn’t love her more I watch this! 😂
I came here after MIRANDA series marathon. OMG MIRANDA IS ACTUALLY ATTRACTIVE!!! LOOK AT HER HAIR!!!!!
Awh Stephen Fry is friends with her. im jealous
Denise F Duuude, I freakin see you everywhere! And now I find out you like Stephen Fry too?! I feel like we could be friends 😂
Every time I watch anything with Miranda, I always think that I just want to be her friend.
He's just so widely respected that everyone, even celebrities, wants to be friends with him. A true British icon!
Can't imagine how it would be like if they had Stephen Fry on it. Probably would have some royals texting back.
I’m glad my two favourite comedians get along.
Love Miranda. Herself and the show.
I’ve been watching a bunch of these today and noticed almost everyone has a ‘signature’ for ending texts. Is this a regular thing in Britain? I literally never end mine with anything.
Yeah very common😅🙈
@@dolphinka oh, weird. I know you could put an automatic signature into texts and stuff back in the 2000’s but nobody in the US does that anymore that i know of. I’ve never texted anyone with a signature in... hell since prolly 08
@@Memphis_ritz People wouldn't do it if they send it to a friend who they are in contact regularly. but if you send a text to a person you maybe send text 2-3 times a year, those are signed. You never know if they changed the phone or deleted your phone number, this way they will know who texted them:))))
@@dolphinka ah shit i never even thought of that. If people get their number changed they usually send out a mass text notification but i guess if you don’t do that then a signature makes sense!
"Comes from Essex to trim my bush" 😂😂😂
Bobby Jay Sussex
Bobby Jay fuck off, SUSSEX*
Sussex not Essex
Sussex!!!!!!! U deaf?????
i want this with benedict cumberbatch
Same tho
That's gas! The first person I thought of who might respond was Fry and he did! 😂😂 brill
'Up he comes, to trim my bush' 😂
We need Gordon Ramsey doing this. It will be pure gold.
I love the way she talks 🙂
what the actual fact JUST finished watching Miranda on BBC I player lol
I have just came across send to all and omg they are hilarious think I've watched them all lol Miranda a great one lol So is holly Willoughby
Such fun
I loved seeing Miranda Hart on Bear Grylls
That traffic light joke was actually funny 🤣
Can you please get Russell Howard on the show
I love the show miranda and I love miranda Hart and Sarah hadland so much
Love Miranda, Absolutely Brilliant, XX
Can we just take a moment to appreciate the awesome suggestions given by Richard Curtis :):)
I love these!
Subtitles when Michael Mc mid laughing changing Russell Howard to Rocket Powered .... too funny! XD
awww no I was waiting for Sarah hadland to reply it would have been hilarious
There is no such thing as a "president of switzerland"
W. Y. The president of the confederation?
W. Y. That's the point
the Emperor (Now cue the music)
Would you know the title of the head person for every country? And would you care about it while texting from a loo?
Yes there is. The President of the Swiss Confederation. His name is Alain Berset.
i‘m from Switzerland 🙈😅😂 we don’t have a president. 😂
That's one of the reasons it's so funny 😂
Part of what makes it so funny.
I love Richard Curtis!
works perfectly, thanks!
238 people? I wish I was one of her friends. We are so ridiculously similar.
Kira Christon I can relate. 238 and I am not one 😂
"thanks, pussy!" is the setence i've been waiting to use my whole life! :D
Is ending a text with a kiss or initials or whatever a British thing? I usually don't put anything or maybe in that situation an awkward emoji face. 😳
Hert Niks just depends on the person
no its just what middle aged people do
I guess it is. I'm 24 and from what I've seen from friends and people on my social media they add "x's" on. It's not something you have to do to. I'm British and never put kisses on, but a lot of people do and it's usually females. I only ever use an "x"to sign off when I'm sending cards to people.
Im thirteen and i put kisses if i like them but if not i don't
Everyone does kisses, it makes messages seem less blunt
Just Brillo!! 😂😂😂
I was so born in the wrong country. I ❤️ the Brits
Helen carroll
Lol fair enough,
The video still cracks me up though.
She’s beautiful that smile
As a Swiss... Can I please meet the Swiss President?
Love her!
This is Gold :-)
Love her millions of lots. She is hilarious 😂 funny 😆 i
Huh
this is awsome. especially about the silent and loud farths.
She's just too fabulous!
thought that was danny dyer for a sec 😂 6:07
Generally I don't have much time for Geri Halliwell but this is lovely.
Love her soo much xxx
it works, amazing!
I love Miranda’s show like if you do
chummy 😄
She is lovely.
My face hurts from laughing 😂
Would one dare go to the loo during dinner at Buckingham Palace!?
🤔 😳 😲
Imagine the Queen's 👸 facial expression when one left the table mid dinner! 😠
What I call, "Such fun!"
Of course Miranda would reply to her own Send to all 😂😂😂
That thumbnail is brilliant
I don't really care for this show but Miranda Hart will always and forever be my favorite midwife 😍
I think shes awesome. Very cool lady
Such fun!
Love Miranda!!!
🤣 She texted herself
such fun!!
She has 230 more people in her phone than me and I am literally not kidding
I love Miranda
Hopefully they can have Jimmy Carr on this
Such fun! Such fun!
He initially typed "a soilent" fart which would've been even funnier ... and probably explain why she's in the toilet! (If you're quick to pause, you'll see the 'o' pop in after the 's' ...)
I love Miranda.
i love that silly woman
I'd love to see David Tennant or Jodie Whittaker on here
I’m going to sound silly but I don’t get the ending! How did he sister who was sitting next to her reply?
miranda replied from her sister’s phone during the show
And there's time in between
Love Miranda
change silence to loud 🤣🤣🤣
AWESOME! :)
Claire Balding is my Aunty!!!!!! Xxx
Isabella Turner lucky! She’s so lovely
If she was your aunty, you would spell her name correctly.
OMG lol
hahaha so cute answers
Swizzerland has 7 „presidets“
She should ask them if they have ever made fruit friends an since they have never seen the show they can answer truthfully :)
Fucking national treasure 🇬🇧🇬🇧
it works :)