RT Podcast: Ep. 358 - Mormon Porn
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- Опубликовано: 9 фев 2025
- Join Gus Sorola, Gavin Free, Barbara Dunkelman and Burnie Burns as they discuss bubble porn, bad kickstarters and more on this week's RT Podcast! This episode originally aired on January 11, 2016, sponsored by Casper (bit.ly/1eve7s5), Harry's (hrys.co/1KozljX) and Trunk Club (bit.ly/1IImlu7)
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RT Podcast: Ep. 358 - Mormon Porn
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Burnie, THANK YOU for your reasonable stance on Making a Murderer. So tired of people coming away from that show thinking the guy is definitely innocent.
I don't think everyone thinks he is innocent but more there was clearly a lack of evidence that he did it. And that there was reasonable doubt whether he did it and therefore should not have been convicted.
+Justin Gaumond They actually didn't show all of the evidence in the show. It's tailored to be debatable but they found several things that weren't shown. Victims blood in his car, stuff like that that can pin him directly to it.
+Justin Gaumond except the show ONLY shows it from one point of view and not from all angles and the show as ive heard doesnt show all evidence and it even leaves out key evidence at that
+Justin Smith Ok see now that's interesting and should have been in the film. I guess that's the main problem with these "documentaries", they always have a certain spin them. But I think we can all agree that the "confession" by his nephew was complete bullshit and forced.
Justin Gaumond See, I haven't actually seen the documentary. Just an episode of a TV show on a channel called ID (Investigation Discovery) where they do stuff like this and it was on there. From what I hear, this show covered in a half hour what Making a Murderer covers in 10 hours, it just seems like it's intended to spread a controversy.
Burnie is my Internet dad.
You must be my Internet half-brother then! He's my Internet dad to!
same
yes
+Owen Eldridge Hey, guess not everyone's in the family ;P
+Owen Eldridge why would you say that now they will just to spite you man
It was super surreal watching the Lazer Team trailer whilst waiting to watch Star Wars... In the UK.
Which city was this?
+Tom SDM yeaahhh not sure that happened O.o
+Josh Bell ...No I definitely saw the trailer to Lazer Team in a showcase cinema being showed in the ads before my 3rd viewing of Star Wars 7 in 2D. Why would I lie about that?
+Tom SDM question, why do you feel that it's important to mention (1) how many times you've seen it and (2) whether it was in 3d or not.
+Skylinearrow Because I distinctly remember where, when and under what circumstances I saw that trailer. I could go into more detail if you'd like since again, why would I lie about this?
Can't wait for dollar shave club and Harry's to sponsor in the same episode
+Timmy Jimmy Since they basically threw DSC under the bus with that ad read "No expensive storebought razors or shave clubs" i think they're no longer a sponsor.
shave company beefffff
+Timmy Jimmy How quickly their allegiance turns. Yeah, that ad read was brutal.
+TheScholesie09 what podcast was that read in?
Kevin Kristiansen ... This.... one?
On the Flint water situation, there are multiple campaigns and petitions to not only remove, but prosecute the governor and few others. In addition, several groups are generating plans to deal with the long term educational and mental health effects of the water.
Fellow Michigander? 👍🏼👍🏼
+TheCaptainJade I'm a Michigander!! I live outside of Detroit. Yeah other Michiganders!
TheCaptainJade Yeah, also from the Detroit area.
*****
I can't tell if you're making a reference to something or you don't know how to spell flint right. Also Flint it's a city in Michigan.
Christian Carlson It's a reference to the Minecraft Let's Plays.
As a Mormon, I highly approve of the name of this podcast.
Yaaaaaay another one of us
are you guys watching lazer team in Utah?
+Chubzkilla chubby There's like nowhere with a big enough showing. There's only one and it's a private event
coreyurie dude I know, I bought mine right when a showing was made in Provo
+Chubzkilla chubby Yeah. I work at the Megaplex in Centerville, which also consistently is one of the top 20 theaters in the nation, and we have literally 0 showings
That thumbnail made my ovaries explode. And I am a man. Someone help.
Same.
same
Same
Oh no, what have I started?
......same..
This is the absolute best crew that ever will podcast, nothing even comes close.
My first ever podcast. I watched the whole thing love this.
ItsSocrAZ what brought you to the RT Podcast?
ItsSocrAZ what brought you to the RT Podcast?
frenzythebeast I've just have always loved RT
Anyone else watch this because the RUclips stream had a big audio error?
+TheNinjaBees It kept jittering at my end too. Probably why they don't stream on RUclips often.
+SquidFiction no hes talking about during the stream, there was no audio near the beginning of the stream
Lztry I know that, I'm saying that in addition to that it would jitter and cut out for me.
+TheNinjaBees I'm watching this now, because i know Google is a fuckup when it comes to anything they have. They buy good stuff then when the good guys who made said thing go away or are constrained to follow company policy they bring in their own shitty guys who can't even fix a damned front page, or just constantly ruin what is functional with garbage stuff that nobody wants.
OH and you have to love the intentionally dumb stubbtoes in the help threads that are GG employees and accidentally on purpose can't answer a simple question or even solve any kind of problem. And just gotta love how they give themselves "best answer" because everyone who actually reads the comments knows that they didn't even answer the right thing and just copy/pasta something another dude wrote a few threads over, for another, similar, yet different thing. Yeah.
Googtube, oozing with stupidity each year, more and more.
Back on track, they can't even make a functional streaming service, so why would i ever bother using it or watching it. What's the point in wasting my high speed internet when they still bang rocks at keyboards thinking :"it's ok, big daddy googlax will help me with some answers from people much, much smarter than me. And when people laugh at me, i'll just throw more money at it and it will fix itself."
+aserta I believe you needed to blow off some steam?
I absolutely love this podcast.
I had a class when this aired so I couldn't catch this live however it pains me that this podcast was more intellectually stimulating than my paid classes and I couldn't interact live.
Love the discussion of the law, guns, drones, and teslas.
I humbly thank whoever it was that set up a screening in my area (Gateshead uk), I take my hat off to you sir.
Breakfast is 6am til 9am
Lunch is 12pm til 3pm
Brunch is anything in between
With times like those I eat brunch daily.
id say breakfast lasts until 10
who designates that? surely breakfast is the meal you eat when you wake up. so if you wake up at 1pm your wakeup meal is lunch? what about nightshift?
Dinner time is 12pm and tea time is 5pm
Breakfast is 6am until 10:30am
Because McDonalds
Just had an exam I'd been stressing out over, couple of bevs, then came back to this!! Perfect end to a (very short) day and really relaxed me. Love RT!
I'd buy tickets for Lazer Team... But I live in a country where the service isn't available. I checked.
Where?
+Booker of Rapture Earth 2
+Jay Garrick I feel it. Can we get a digital release?
+Jay Garrick But have you tried Tugg? /s
+kiraanimerawr1 Unfortunately Tugg does not serve Singapore... :(
Broadcast laughing in the background is one of my favorite parts of the podcast
Gus looks like Brenda Song in the thumbnail.
XD lol
+Parakram Basnet That's Barbara. She's trying a new beard look
ubertomm oh, my apologies. She nailed the look though xD
+ubertomm y u c0py me??
+wick ahm fak u dolan
Every time apple comes out with a new iphone they buy them and then just complain bout how terrible they are...just stop buying iphones lol.
that is contrary to apple user logic. it's like they said about making consumers pay to fix an issue. if they can have their following "patch" their hardware with a second battery, they know they won't lose anybody over it. those who can see the value in Android, have androids....they also have a want, or need for an open phone, the rest do just fine with a closed, very streamlined, elderly-friendly smartphone
+KAMbam I think people just get familiar with something and its a love hate relationship(used to be that way). There are many many terrible things about the iphone(cant remove battery, no sd slot, terrible battery life, os limitations and bugs, soon to not have aux out) but people dont want something different or unfamiliar. That and apple screws people over by trying to make certain things obsolete and or having a diminishing battery life on a phone where people just end up having to get a new one over and over and over. I used to be an apple user and didnt like the idea of having an operating system that wasnt as friendly and warm feeling but then got an android because of the price difference and I have never looked back. Never realized how much bullshit was going on with apple until I stopped using their products.
+Chris S. There is a way to use Iphones without problems though, as long as you don't care about the customization that android lets you have. All you need to do is never update the OS, EVER. My 6 still runs as fast as the day I bought it and almost never has any glitches. I personally have nothing to complain about it.
+KAMbam Was just about to comment the same thing, god damn got me anoyed.
galaxy baby. free music better phones. worse camera. less products to choose from. less guilt to buy all the same products. join us today
My ex gf is Mormon so I was highly interested from the title of this Podcast
I was raised in a Mormon family, so this intrigued me even more. (Not Mormon anymore)
***** My ex was the exact same way. Part of the reason why we broke up.
+Matt Simpson My ex was also mormon and I can vouch for the retardedness.
+Necromancer King no, I denied it in front of my family before they asked me.
Joseph Smith is technically a genius. He was able to make basic Christianity look plausible compared to that acid trip in the woods he had.
Thanks so much for using my theme!
Wtf is that thumbnail 😂😂😂
That's Gus Sorola, for you
at least it isn't the cheese master
+Subjecttochange He looks like the Swiss Cheese Master.
It's so cheesy.
I like that I've seen a lot of people laugh at the "What about second breakfast?" in LOTR, but brunch is basically that, and it's perfectly normal for some reason.
Gavin is lookin on point this episode 👌🏼
I've always wondered about Gavin's question -- "how many billions do you think are in couch cushions?"
I can't even wrap my head around how many billions of dollars are probably sitting on city streets, in sewers, in parking lots, car seats, couch cushions.... there must be billions and billions of dollars just lying around on the roads.
I watched a TED talk about a guy who trained crows to collect change off the streets and drop it in a vending machine. First, he made the crows familiar with the machine by placing food around it. Then, he got them to associate coins with the machine. Then, he trained them to drop things in the machine so food would fall out. Then, the crows figured out that the only way to make food come out was to drop change in the bin. He made an army of crows that scavenged for loose change and put it into his wallet fattening machine. It's like that show Zoo except the evil corporation is making millions.
So is this the bad immersion?
+Andrey Chichagov Yes they tried to see if they could be comedic in real life.
love that the first thing they mention is that it's more pressure on them doing it live on RUclips and during the beginning of the stream there were tons of audio troubles lol
10 minutes in already a fight fight fight kiss kiss kiss moment
Breakfast - early morning up to 11am
"Brunch" (used to be called "Elevensth" or "Elevenings") - Normally it was meant for business deals in early morning...or housewives that had to do the washing before in the early morning. Instead of waiting 3 hours for it to dry or to beat the rugs, they have 11ings.
Lunch - Noon to 2pm "late lunch" is always 3pm.
Afternoon Tea - 4pm to 6pm
Supper/Dinner/Tea - after 6pm to 8pm
Dinner Snack - after 9pm to 12pm
Midnight snack - midnight :)
Hope that explains it. And to Gavin, you do have a lunch/dinner and that is afternoon tea. And for foreigners, that isn't just a cuppa tea. That is a lot of sweets (desserts)/cakes/biscuits ("cookies") and proper delicatessen.
"I've payed for a cup two years ago that I still haven't gotten today"-Burnie.
I payed for a signed lazer team poster two years ago that I still haven't gotten today
Either you gave them the wrong contact details because everyone who's a backer got regular updates on the progress of the film and when they could expect their perk or you're a liar. I have my signed 'Lazer Team' poster framed and hanging on the wall in my study so I would put money on the latter of those two options.
Lazer team also didnt exist two years ago
I missed the beginning of this and fell asleep at the end. Glad it's up now.
I can't believe they forgot they had a world record. Oh my gosh.
Did you escape them yet?
I watched this at 8 am and thought about having breakfast while watching it. But the brunch discussion made wait until 12 to have brunch haha
What was that subtle cinematic noise at 1:20:02?
and here I thought I was crazy
+Dinomyte Ninja I swear i could here Michael and someone else talking in the background as well, about where they got something and the fact that they stole it?
As an Australian i love when Gavin says something that I consider so normal and the other don't understand haha.
Try putting it at 0.5 speed at random points. It makes them sound so drunk.
Last 2 minutes are the best at .5 speed
+Mjolnor Try 10:00(ish) to 12:20 It's hilarious.
+Daniel “Bikerbent” Kaasing Thank you, you just tripled this podcasts worth for me xD now i can watch it once, and then again at half the speed, it completely changes everythings context.
+Daniel “Bikerbent” Kaasing Gavin and Gus seem sooooo faded xD
+Daniel “Bikerbent” Kaasing 1:25:35
When Gus said "Hello hello hello" my response was "Is there anybody in there"
Are you going to sell Lazer Team DVDs? I'd rather buy the movie to watch over and over again than go to a crowded theater an hour away on a Thursday night.
Same
Well DVDs were a part of pretty much every backers bundle when they were crowdfunding so I'd guess they would.
most likely but after awhile. Most movies dont come out on dvd till almost a year later or more
+Kimberly Heagerty DVDs will be releasing mid 2016 according to the Lazer Team website
+101 Parodies That's for the people who didn't back Lazer Team. Backers will get their DVD/Blu-Ray at the end of this month or in early February
Dammit, this was the live one from Monday. Guess I could watch it again. :D
Burnie just doesn't understand does he? Anyone wanna have a conversation about it?
I've accepted that people like Burnie just won't understand and just leave them be.
+Jefferson Steelflex understand what?
+xXSHAWNXx420 You've only seen that now? That's pure Burnie. That's drunk tank podcast Burnie. He's always been like this. You're either young or he's good at covering his tracks.
+Savaria_HUN this is how Burnie has always been....is everyone just noticing this now???
Falcy Chead ha, this comment..
first rooster teeth podcast ive watched, im impressed
RTAA Billion Dollars Butt - 30:39
thanks
I am so happy when this is the lineup for the podcast.
I am Mormon and I have never ever looked at that
I can never get enough of that jazz bass intro
Are we going to overlook 15:36?
I didn't even notice the suit in the background until they pointed it out
Why is the Stig in the background?
The Stig's buff-ass brother.
+TheWonderfulSlinky that's just the stig
+Fernando Batista Some say he once rallied a motley team of unlikely heroes to save the world from aliens. All we know is he's called the Stig!
Some say, people like grapes.
Some say he sneaks into your house at night and places random keys into your kitchen drawer.
All we know is he's called the Stig!
im so glad burnie is a rational person, gives me hope for the world
They just back stabbed dollar shave club
To be perfectly honest, I'm so glad I watch the podcasts because I would never know about a lot of important things without it. The Michigan water issue is so important but news of it has not reached some areas world wide. I mean not everything they say is important but this podcast can be quite educational for someone who doesn't watch the news
is it just me or has burnie become more and more insufferable and gus more and more relateable?
It's probably his fascination with "future" tech. He may be going crazy.
+Damn Vox Burnie is losing his ability to disguise his insanity, and Gus is getting better at hiding his.
Nah they're both great.
+Joey DH I dont think he's that rich
+Leonard Church the guy has an estimated net worth of 5 million... He also started a successful Internet production company that has several RUclips channels with millions of subscribers and billions of views. He then sold it to full screen for millions of dollars. I think it is you who doesn't know how business works...
27:30 Canadian here, pretty sure we stopped minting the penny in 2012, but don't hold me to that. As for 'paper' currency, that's on its way out in Canada as well, we have plastic bills, and let me tell you, those buggers are TOUGH! I'm 6' tall, former construction worker, and also had quite a bit of working out done between 2012-2015 on and off. I'm no whimp, but as hard as I try, I CANNOT rip one in half. I'll wrinkle it at the pressure point, but I can't seem to rip one in half unless I use scissors or a knife or something to make a little tear in the material beforehand. It is seriously tough stuff, and there's some very interesting designs in it which makes it quite visually appealing!
breakfast: when you wake up till 10:30
Brunch: 10:30 - 11:45 ish
Lunch: 12 - 1:30 ish
afternoon tea: 3 - 4:30
dinner: 5:30 - 6:30 ish
then you can have a wee snack after dinner if you want
but thats just how i think of food times
+Kathleen Adams These numbers check out.
midnight snack - 12:00 am
Hahaha. just 10 minutes in, and they already arguing.. I LOVE IT!!!
Whats with all the sudden Burnie hate? What did he do?
+Lorenzo Iannarilli u ok?
Yeah Gus and Gavin, tell em! Them disregarding Brunch on point.
RAY DIES IN LAZER TEAM!!!
Dean Lee you are welcome
Dean Lee yeah, i shoud. (͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Who is Ray?
whaaaaaaaaat
Guys im just joking. XD
Running Man is a race variety show. the hosts and guests compete by completing missions along the way. it's really funny! I can see RT doing it lol
Yes I'm so glad I got know what I was missing, lots of audio errors!
I always read NSFW as 'New South F**king Wales' lol.
My favourite podcast squad! :D
Alan Richardson is really impressive standing still in the back for hour and half!
As a mormon myself. I was too excited to watch this podcast xD
N?
N?
N.
For sure though, N?
That's a nice opinion you have there Matt.
I flipped when they mentioned Running Man. That's one of my favorite shows of all time. :)
I love the control room laughing in the background
Sooo they used my image for the thumbnail. How perfect! :D
I thought it was Brittany spears??!
they also showed my orange gus image towards the end of the stream.. cause he's also in lazer team.
I actually sent this to Gus on twitter the other day lol
+TheLonestarWanderer yeah, your image was more clean.. mine was just done on a smart phone.
I have never met anyone from the community so im pretty excited to see people when I got to the louisvilel ky screening!
Can't wait for that Skyrim immersion episode! ;)
Their gas burning/heat source conversation makes me want to cry.
Lunch and dinner is technically called supper. It is usually during the winter seasons of farming when you eat earlier in order to get up with the sun.
Also, running trend, make sure you invite Burnie to your house or to brunch. It seems he is also hurt about not being invited to places.
I thought Burnie had the world record for staring at the sun the longest?
What happens at 1:20:00? Burnie and Michael start talking but in the background while Burnie is still talking...
i feel a sponsorship war between harry's and dollarshaveclub coming up.
Gus is my spirit animal.
Breakfast 7am-11am, lunch 11am-3pm, Dinner, 3pm-7am.
as a Mormon myself, this is already a good podcast. I haven't even watched it
Love how Burnie defends saying bigger instead of taller xD
Gus I'm stealing that cheque idea!
"Liar, lawyer, mirror for ya, what's the difference?"
Gus was on point and absolutely hilarious this podcast! Yes! :P
I really enjoy the podcast when it's not gus, Bernie, gavin and Barbara. When they have different people each week, it adds flavour.
I love that at 13 mins in Burnie states his opinion on opinions by saying he hates giving opinions
the 10 minute argument was awesome
Burnie says "What does that mean?" every minute
Gus is on fire in this episode haha
That gun on the table there looks suspiciously like the portal gun.
That's because it is one. It's included in Lazer team, if you haven't seen the trailers
+geckogeek6 I know exactly what it is and where it's from, I'm just saying the design seems like it was ripped off
+zXSEBOXz I'm sure they received all necessary legal rights to use the portal gun and any other pre-made tech in the movie.
geckogeek6 There is no way that they are using an aperture science portal gun in their original movie. I'm pretty sure it's a laser, considering the movie is called lazer team and they call it a laser in the trailer. What I'm saying is they totally ripped off the portal gun's color scheme and design.
+zXSEBOXz It looks more like a monochrome version of Megamans hand blaster than the portal gun. I can kinda see where you're coming from but I wouldn't call it a rip off.
19:15 "how come whenever you TURN DOWN an offer..." "FOR WHAT?" It's ok Barb, some people noticed XD
the orientation of stick doesnt matter- burnie 2016
1:01:30 This is the truth about Switzerland with guns: What fails to mention is the fact that ammunition can not be kept at home. It must do "military time" it's more like boy scouts here until age 28. Also concealed pistol permits are nearly impossible to come by. What the should the US should be looking to mimic from the Swiss is the fact that every single job here guarantees 4 weeks min. paid vacation, 16 weeks paid maternity leave for new moms, and a secure safety net for people that find themselves unemployed. But sure, rifles are cool too.
The title nearly got me fired. Thanks roosterteeth :P still watched the whole thing though so I guess the jokes on me
THE ORIENTATION OF STICK DOES NOT METTER 😂😂
For any Irish people, Lazer Team is playing is Liffey Valley's Vue in Dublin.
Gavin: "Wait the car can open the garage door? thats like a cat!"
As an Alaskan, yes we probably have the most remote screening. We currently have one screening for our entire state of 737 thousand people that has 6 tickets sold.
Ireland was added to the Lazer Team screenings!
(Tears of joy)
Barbara saying that the Lazer Team screenings are like "The biggest community event" kills when there is no screening available where you live (Northern Ireland)...
the Canadian headlock comment made me lol.
just as I finished a movie this popped up in my notifications lol niice
Gavin's breakfast argument makes complete sense.
Great Podcast guys! :D