15 years later and I still find coach Hines one of the funniest recurring sketches I've ever seen on MadTV! Miss that show Soooooooo much, MadTV was always the "funnier" of the two weekend "sketch" programs. SNL didn't even compare to the wild humour MadTV provided consistently! Wish it was still going :-(
Shawn Wavy I sure as hell had several of them from middle school to high school & I attended private H.S. couldn't get away from this type of coach no matter what
It's very hard being a professional sometimes; Stephanie Wier in the QVC Fat Fashion episode had a moment she had to grab her face & I lost it saw hard. Going to watch it after this again. lol
For several years MADtv was kicking SNL's ass, but because Fox didn't own MADtv they didn't care about it's future and barely advertised it. Eventually, the main cast left so the final episodes were terrible. The company that owns MADtv won't even bother to release most seasons so instead they just threw some of the best episodes in a vault somewhere to rot. MADtv's actors were notoriously underpaid considering how talented they were. Also, because they were willing to be politically incorrect the actors were treated like outcasts in showbiz and effectively blacklisted. Despite creating great characters it was difficult for many to find work which is why comedic geniuses like Will Sasso and Bobby Lee never landed big deals in mainstream shows/sitcoms and only just recently have found limited success because of podcasts. Others did voice work like Phil Lamarr and Alex Borstein, but Keegan Michael Key was the only person to really make it big. SNL will sometimes have a standout comedian, but it gets too involved in politics. Its political skits simply aren't funny and often come off as material that was forced in by left wing ideologues. However, since it has so many connections in showbiz it will never fail no matter how many people agree that it's terrible.
"You know what Sister Maurice, why don't you go sit back down and chew some gum or I will turn you upside down and take a potato peeler to your ankle." The first time I heard that my ribs hurt for hours. Man I miss good comedy like this 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
"How can I concentrate when I got 5 feet of sexy standing right next to me?" "Take that pencil outta your eye & stab Doskey in the neck with it" "AND THE BEEPER JUST WENT OFF!!"
Can we get a Coach Hines movie? Maybe a Coach Hines goes to college. He gets his dream job at some huge college only to find out Kobayashi is going to the same college. Then let the magic happen!
I went to a private Christian school and the way Coach sits at the front looking back and forth during an assembly , looking for disruptive students, is exactly how our basketball coach acted 😂😂😂😂
@@TightNinja lol that’s awesome- no my high school was out in Washington state. Coach Kurbis would also be very animated and crazy during games, and got red carded a couple times and thrown out of games 😂
1. Coach Hines is my spirit animal 2. Of course, a nun was the one who finally knocked him out, anybody who went to catholic school can attest to how badass most nuns are after you've pissed them off.
You know? They should really air this show again. I don't care if it isn't live, I don't care if it's old footage. I'd watch this over SNL any day. Just straight up replace SNL with old Mad TV Skits and my weeknights would be a blast.
0:25 secure son secure it, keep it zipped. 9:13 alphabetical order mass murder hail Mary full of bullets. 19:01 the gay guy, Mr. Fruity Pebbles, the Nancy boy😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😂😂😂😂😂.
I'm glad kids are getting key and peele now, but I remember growing up and having key, peele, bobby lee, michael mcdonald, aries, frank caliendo, mo, etc. too bad now all they have is SNL which has had its moments of good cast members, but lets be honest, they only survived because the people watching that show care more about celebrity lives and portraying themselves as politically literate over comedy.
Can someone please upload the Coach Hines prom sketch? I always loved that sketch. Keegan Michael Key is brilliant! Coach Hines was one of the best characters on this show.
Do you not have Netflix? Are you unaware the internet exists, this idea that comedians can’t tell jokes anymore is just ridiculous, the only ppl bringing comedy into the culture wars these days are pathetic losers pretending that invisible censors exist, grow the fck up
"Tuck that shirt or I will guide you through a table saw!"
eddie pulido Reminds me of WC Fields telling Charlie McCarthy, "How would you like to ride piggyback on a buzzsaw?"
💀
Lmao!!!!
@@sjcohen4444 piggyback on a buzzsaw💀💀💀💀
Absolutely hilarious!! Cuz it went with the prayer lol
Those students are very insubordinate and churlish
*Great profile pic! Calvin & Hobbes for life!*
But where is a a Ron
@@hklegomaster Probably still in O. Shag Hennessy’s office
“Here’s the envelope and you just PUSHED it!”
Deplorable and chi-cane-orous (:
We need a coach Hines Movie...cmon key and peele!
YES COACH HINES MOVIE!!!!!!!!!
Sadly coach hines is a character owned by madtv. Rip
*they can't use the character so they made the substitute teacher*
Plot - the cartel kills the students and frames coach Hines. He breaks out of prison and takes them down, killing them all in creative ways
@@CrayZJo3Davola Is that True?
“This whole section right here. Alphabetical order, mass murder.”
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Lol i died man 😂
Yup hahaha 🤣
Bro that shit SENT ME 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
😂😂😂
"This whole comment section right here, all you guys, after the game, alphabetical order--mass murder" Coach Hines for President 2020!
Huey Freeman hey, ya know what sticks and stones chief?
COACH HINES 2020
this guy is absolutely fantastic
fyi he was my coach
Yeah watch 'key and peele' it's so fk'ing funny with the same actor as coach hines.
Deadpool That was everyone's coach when PE existed. Polyester shorts, whistle and all. 😂😂😂
Yes late 70s early 80s for me and We miss you Coach Wehr!!
and dont forget the hair over the ears LMFAOooooooo
secure it son...secure it...
alphatoddio keep it zipped
shaq0071 i can see you i can see you night goggles
U wanna talk ? We can talk after school during detention you'd like that?
It's the voice cracking that makes it gold LOL XD
I'm going as Coach Hines next Halloween
Good idea , thanks.
Lmao will do
Ali The Great u wanting me coach you?
Muscle Man if you don't then you'll be set on fire lol
Comin up soon dont forget
15 years later and I still find coach Hines one of the funniest recurring sketches I've ever seen on MadTV!
Miss that show Soooooooo much,
MadTV was always the "funnier" of the two weekend "sketch" programs.
SNL didn't even compare to the wild humour MadTV provided consistently!
Wish it was still going :-(
I wholeheartedly agree:) Another great one was In Living Color.
I miss madtv... Coach hines, Stuart, asian guy.. Hahahha
Kenny Rogers Arie Spears Snoop dog / Cosby impersonations
Man mad tv had a STACKED cast
Only thing was carrying SNL was will ferro
True
MadTV is returning. I doubt it will be the same.
"Alphabetical mass murder" I'm dying 😅
Classic
@Sloth Mc
I'm gonna guess your name is Aaron then.
"I'm going to put a syringe with raw sewage on your arm"
How do they come up with these lines? lol
Not they, but him!
I suspect a lot of it is adlibbed.
Adlib
I love that line where he says. “This is my crystal ball right here and you know what I see old lady after the game parking lot shot to the head.” 😂
When I 1st heard that shit I didn’t think he was gonna go no where near saying that💀🤣🤦🏾♂️
“Stay in that zone or you’re gonna disappear so fast you’ll be dead and buried before the Amber alert goes out”
"Hail Mary full of bullets" 😂😂
Mimi Lo LOOK AT YOU DAMNNNNNN
This made me die 😭
Beware of the sacrilege.
Oh hell no!
Bro said “how about that? Sounds good to me” 😭😭😭
everybody had a coach Hines 😂
Shawn Wavy I sure as hell had several of them from middle school to high school & I attended private H.S. couldn't get away from this type of coach no matter what
+Shawn Wavy I had a Coach Pettit who was a retired Marine and encouraged me to join. And then I did after high school haha.
Yeah, but they weren't funny like him though.😕
Shawn Wavy 😁
So accurate 😆😆😆😆
Such an underrated show. Blew SNL away. Every week.
6:55 "How about a crossbow, medieval! SUSISUHSSSAHH!!" lmao
😅😅
I would just do anything to be in this guy's class and would be honored to get yelled at by him.
manof1005holds I would fail his classes cause I would be laughing every day
omg the choas i would create to here his abusive poerty god i hope someday this kind of teacher exist
manof1005holds.. and be called A-A-Ron!
Right? 😂😆🤣😆😂
"Holy mother of God on Earth, and in heaven at the exact same time." Still gets me.
I thought I was the only one..😂😂😂
Still has me in tears 😂
now u know sister maurice over there was fuming after he said that!
I just like how each scene starts out so innovrnt, like the basketball sketch, ‘well said, good prayer’ and then immediately it goes to hell lol
‘I will guide you through a table saw’
“Here’s the envelope… and you just puuuushed it.”😂😂😂
LMAO...How do they keep a str8 face tho???
The principle nearly brokedown in the first and second skit lol
Because they're better than snl
Bryan Tomlinson straight face tho!
It's very hard being a professional sometimes; Stephanie Wier in the QVC Fat Fashion episode had a moment she had to grab her face & I lost it saw hard. Going to watch it after this again. lol
Bryan Tomlin
I keep coming back to coach Hines every time I want some pure comedic gold.
Me too
he is working that gum
Mike Rampersant bout to break his own damn jaw!!..lol
Its been said that he's chewed that gum since 1976
My fav is the bus one
"I've had it with these stupid jackasses"
That quote still remains in my head rent free
Iikimim.
"Its like a heehaw factory with all the jackasses"
20 years after graduation. Nothing changes.
“I will SUPLEX you!!”😂
Coach Hines always riding Yaminashi!
His favorite Enemy 😂
"It's like a hee haw factory" I love how that line was just thrown away casually.
Holy Mother of God on Earth and In Heaven at the Exact Same Time, who in this room besides me is Chewing Gum
For several years MADtv was kicking SNL's ass, but because Fox didn't own MADtv they didn't care about it's future and barely advertised it. Eventually, the main cast left so the final episodes were terrible. The company that owns MADtv won't even bother to release most seasons so instead they just threw some of the best episodes in a vault somewhere to rot.
MADtv's actors were notoriously underpaid considering how talented they were. Also, because they were willing to be politically incorrect the actors were treated like outcasts in showbiz and effectively blacklisted. Despite creating great characters it was difficult for many to find work which is why comedic geniuses like Will Sasso and Bobby Lee never landed big deals in mainstream shows/sitcoms and only just recently have found limited success because of podcasts. Others did voice work like Phil Lamarr and Alex Borstein, but Keegan Michael Key was the only person to really make it big.
SNL will sometimes have a standout comedian, but it gets too involved in politics. Its political skits simply aren't funny and often come off as material that was forced in by left wing ideologues. However, since it has so many connections in showbiz it will never fail no matter how many people agree that it's terrible.
No doubt. Fucking travesty. Instead we get the shills like Jimmy fallon, talentless hacks sucking off the radical left.
Great write-up and really sad. Jordan Peele was also on Mad TV and is doing alright, but they obviously got big together
Everything you said I always felt about this show as well SNL.
well said .........but does anyone watch TV now days really ? lol
Hates shows that get too involved in politics. Proceeds to force his own political opinions in same post. Oky
Coach Hines' voice cracks like he is about to burst into tears.
Legolas, Legoals, Legolas
"you got a new name now, it's Hail Mary full of bullets."
"Thanks there, but I wasn't finished yet, Sister Mary-enormous!"
“Now ya knock it off, I’m sick of it, it’s inappropriate.” Coach Hines inspired me to use this line on my kids when they act up
The amount of unique characters MadTV produces is nothing short of amazing!
Far Better Than SNL
OMG, I use to wear these BIKE coaching shorts during the 1980s
My grade school gym teacher wore the same thing lol
Yeah, but did you wear merkins?
Iv known those by another name.."Birth Control PT Gear"
@Crystals Texas Channel not after he put them on.
lol...."its like a hehaw factory in here with the jackasses" XD
im pretty sure this evolved into his luther the anger translator
Cycka Blyat Lmaoo thats what I was thinking
Luther pointing at himself.
"You know what Sister Maurice, why don't you go sit back down and chew some gum or I will turn you upside down and take a potato peeler to your ankle." The first time I heard that my ribs hurt for hours. Man I miss good comedy like this 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
holy shit how'd you get such good quality videos???
moman007 Ikr.
It’s Christmas of 2022 and still has me dying laughing
Just introduced my nephew to this gold!
@@brianoconner2972 yea bro, I just had to put my son up on this lol
secure it son, secure it.
Same!
Hail Mary full of bullets
Hail Mary full of bullets Too funny
I remember my dad showing me this at 6 years old in 2006 and I thought it was the funniest thing in the world
do yall remember how unrestricted tv was back then? brings a tear to my eye
This and Tough Crowd could never be on TV.
The knee up & leg ups ALWAYS get me 😂😆🤣😆😂
Who is still here in 2024 pissing themselves 😂😂😂
Me 😂
Me 😂😂
I like how coach Hanes carelessly insults and intimidates everybody , and he gets beating most of the time.
potato peeler + ankles= severe pain. LOL
coach hines & fire marshall bill are the two funniest characters of all time
Freddy Saucedo LOLOLOL I'm sure you're 100% right😂
When coaches actually threatened their students... and would follow through if provoked. I miss the 1980s.
Ok grandpa
@@bookwrmxoxo5105 I take it as a compliment. Too many wussies nowadays!
@@johngreen1683 careful, comment too hard and they become genderless entities
One of the best MADtv characters. EVER.
We need a coach Hines reboot - Coach going crazy about masks and social distancing😂
Too bad the actor is a Mask Covidian.
YES
Coach doesn’t believe in science or vaccines. That’s why he will only wear the mask on his mouth not his nose.
XD. I swear people had a better sense of humor back then. You could never get away with this kind of skot.
Skit
And you're right
My favorite character!!!
2017 and this shit still have my stomach hurtin 😂😂😂😂😂
Still makes me roll laughing! I totally have needed some comic relief over the last 2-1/2 years.
2023 😂
You done messed up A-A-ron Yaminashi.
I still come here every now and then to get a real good laugh😮💨😭…. I be in tears watching this
I miss madtv..
We all do...
We used to have a coach/teacher like this in high school who was always yelling and pulling his pants up for some reason lol
Coach Hines is one of the BEST comedy characters ever!!! This is soooo funny!!❤❤ Need more of this!!
Word
You just KNOW my man KMK was not breaking eye contact with the crowd while he was pointing at/threatening the “students”🤣🤣🤣
They need to bring this guy back on key n peele
One of the most hilarious characters in any sketch show😂
I think he is so funny because every junior high and high school has a gym teacher just like that or worse
SHASYSISAAA
Lol he kinda looks like LaVar Ball.
No..lavar ball looks like coach Hines
Coach Hines makes more sense.
"How can I concentrate when I got 5 feet of sexy standing right next to me?"
"Take that pencil outta your eye & stab Doskey in the neck with it"
"AND THE BEEPER JUST WENT OFF!!"
My favorite is when he threatened to turn yamanaische caucasian in the locker room skit and bobby lee lost it.
Lol me too. I would’ve been the same way too. 😂
I love how Hines flips out over the littlest thing LMAO.
😂😂😂😂 so many hilarious lines from this man. do not think that I won't suplex you!!
7:29
ALLENS!! Stay in that zone, or your gonna disappear so fast you'll be dead and buried before the amber alert goes out!
Awesomeness line 😅
Am I the only one that needs a coach Hines movie!!! Come on key and peel make it happen!!😅
Still watching this in 2017
tommy facekicker in 2018 watching it
2019
2019 now
I'll come back to this some time in the 2020s.
2020
Can we get a Coach Hines movie? Maybe a Coach Hines goes to college. He gets his dream job at some huge college only to find out Kobayashi is going to the same college. Then let the magic happen!
those shorts are awesome
I went to a private Christian school and the way Coach sits at the front looking back and forth during an assembly , looking for disruptive students, is exactly how our basketball coach acted 😂😂😂😂
Was your private christian school in Illinois because we had a coach hines as well lol.. shout out to Mr. Mike Chitty if he ever sees this!
@@TightNinja lol that’s awesome- no my high school was out in Washington state. Coach Kurbis would also be very animated and crazy during games, and got red carded a couple times and thrown out of games 😂
true story i laugh so much tears be streaming down my face and u know when funny is funny ur nostrils go in and out:-D:-D
1. Coach Hines is my spirit animal
2. Of course, a nun was the one who finally knocked him out, anybody who went to catholic school can attest to how badass most nuns are after you've pissed them off.
AAC 229 let me tell u this character is my idol i laugh so much when i watch these videos classic one of a kind too funny LMFAO
You’re absolutely right, I remember the movie and play Doubt, and I had no idea nuns could get that mad.
Guy at the back lost it at 10:09 lmao
Coach Hines just started calling out every gay person who was in that room that's hilarious...
You know? They should really air this show again. I don't care if it isn't live, I don't care if it's old footage. I'd watch this over SNL any day. Just straight up replace SNL with old Mad TV Skits and my weeknights would be a blast.
Every fucking video "better than SNL." Just shut the hell up. We all know the truth. Watch the video and stop being so damn repetitive.
As long as we have RUclips and they stay up there and never get taken down, I guess this is the best we got.
15:11 “hey... HEYY ... I will toss a match in that gas tank!!” Lawd hammercy !!!😂😂😂
I always wondered what David goggins dad was like 😂
is there really a csi episode where someone gets cut with a coin? lol I'd watch that
He was destined for greatness!!!
He can make me laugh like no other!!
Those sound effects had me rolling with the Sa sah sasasasa 😂
When I was in elementary school in the early 90s we only feared the gym teacher lol. The guy was a savage.
0:25 secure son secure it, keep it zipped. 9:13 alphabetical order mass murder hail Mary full of bullets. 19:01 the gay guy, Mr. Fruity Pebbles, the Nancy boy😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😂😂😂😂😂.
Omg lmfao his threats are phanomanal 😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😭 😭 ROTFLMAO"I will throw a match in that gas tank" 🚎🔥🔥🔥🔥
One of the greatest characters ever on 📺
"Do not think that I will not suplex you!" Almost peed myself xD
8:02
“EVANS!!!! Stay in the zone or you’re gonna disappear so fast you’ll be dead and buried before the amber alert goes out!” LMAO 😂😂😂
I'm glad kids are getting key and peele now, but I remember growing up and having key, peele, bobby lee, michael mcdonald, aries, frank caliendo, mo, etc.
too bad now all they have is SNL which has had its moments of good cast members, but lets be honest, they only survived because the people watching that show care more about celebrity lives and portraying themselves as politically literate over comedy.
Can someone please upload the Coach Hines prom sketch? I always loved that sketch. Keegan Michael Key is brilliant! Coach Hines was one of the best characters on this show.
My P.E. teacher 100 in high school. He even got mad at the principal for not getting proper football equipments.
How bout a crossbow? Medieval! SA SAI SA SAAAAA
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Back when comedy was uncensored and people knew it was a joke
Do you not have Netflix? Are you unaware the internet exists, this idea that comedians can’t tell jokes anymore is just ridiculous, the only ppl bringing comedy into the culture wars these days are pathetic losers pretending that invisible censors exist, grow the fck up
😂😂 it's hilarious when he rocks back and forth.
Do not think that I won't Suplex you!!
They need to make a coach hines movie