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  • @_itz_me_ditto
    @_itz_me_ditto 2 года назад +12241

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    • @ExplosmEntertainment
      @ExplosmEntertainment  2 года назад +4049

      yeah

    • @anzio_52
      @anzio_52 2 года назад +369

      @@ExplosmEntertainment COFFEE COFFEE COFFEE COFFEE COFFEE COFFEE COFFEE COFFEE COFFEE COFFEE COFFEE COFFEE COFFEE COFFEE COFFEE COFFEE COFFEE COFFEE COFFEE COFFEE COFFEE COFFEE COFFEE COFFEE COFFEE COFFEE COFFEE COFFEE COFFEE COFFEE COFFEE COFFEE COFFEE COFFEE COFFEE COFFEE COFFEE COFFEE COFFEE COFFEE COFFEE COFFEE COFFEE COFFEE COFFEE COFFEE COFFEE COFFEE COFFEE COFFEE COFFEE COFFEE COFFEE COFFEE COFFEE COFFEE

    • @EthanXz
      @EthanXz 2 года назад +184

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    • @coolcreeper9414
      @coolcreeper9414 2 года назад +201

      @@ExplosmEntertainment coffee moment

    • @avietnammanwhospeakedengli1774
      @avietnammanwhospeakedengli1774 2 года назад +97

      @@ExplosmEntertainment what if it could be a meme Explosm?

  • @justinwlacy
    @justinwlacy 2 года назад +9078

    As a former Starbucks barista, I can assure you that that ending gag is 100% true. I can recall several instances where I overheard customers talking about getting their coffee (or caffeine) for the day, only to order a Frappuccino that contained zero coffee.
    EDIT: Because this is confusing people, I want to clarify- some Frappuccinos *do* have coffee, and some of them do not. Starbucks splits how it categorizes them into “blended coffee” and “blended creme”- if your Frappuccino of choice is categorized as blended creme, it doesn’t have any coffee.

    • @fidgetwidget9116
      @fidgetwidget9116 2 года назад +177

      But Frappuccinos are Delicious.

    • @draconariousthegamer1444
      @draconariousthegamer1444 2 года назад +65

      What do they sell in the little fridges at convenience stores? I originally guessed cold brew but apparently that's super salty. Then I thought I heard one barista say it's a Frappuccino but now you're saying that's not even coffee. What dang drink am I looking for?

    • @justinwlacy
      @justinwlacy 2 года назад +139

      @@draconariousthegamer1444 The bottled Frappuccinos sold in stores are closer to iced lattes than the Frappuccinos made by the baristas. Also some Frappuccinos *do* contain coffee, just not all of them.

    • @chrisperrien7055
      @chrisperrien7055 2 года назад +52

      "former barista?" I can see why. Why didn't you tell them which ones have coffee in them?
      wiki - Frappuccino is a line of blended iced coffee drinks sold by Starbucks. It consists of coffee or crème base, blended with ice and ingredients such as flavored syrups and usually topped with whipped cream and or spices.
      Yea, some(or a zillion) new fraps , now, are basically milkshakes, but original fraps do have coffee in them.

    • @WixkedLovy
      @WixkedLovy 2 года назад +113

      @@chrisperrien7055
      To be fair, it’s should be obvious which ones have coffee in them (tip: they’re named after coffee flavors).
      Also, based on the way I’ve seen customers treat Starbucks barista, I wouldn’t have said anything either. Customers will literally tell baristas they’re wrong about what a drink contains as if the barista isn’t the one who makes it. And frappes have so many carbs, the customers will still get their energy kick

  • @zacharythompson9346
    @zacharythompson9346 2 года назад +5493

    Man, if he got this much energy before coffee, I wonder what he is like when he does get it

    • @TarsonTalon
      @TarsonTalon 2 года назад +189

      He becomes canny.

    • @PhilHarmon1
      @PhilHarmon1 2 года назад +93

      Part 2 confirmed then? We need to know the answer.

    • @LeonisYT
      @LeonisYT 2 года назад +62

      Ever seen the movie over the hedge?

    • @filsdemorte
      @filsdemorte 2 года назад +16

      @@LeonisYT I was thinking the same thing

    • @sydney5650
      @sydney5650 2 года назад +26

      Completely expressionless zombie

  • @zarc4d
    @zarc4d Год назад +1144

    he will eventually marry the person who sings apple juice,but drinks coffee

  • @crangismcbasketball6062
    @crangismcbasketball6062 2 года назад +2083

    The amount of detail in this video is insane. The alarm clock has coffee cups for bells, his lamp is a coffee filter, the bed is a coffee mug, the coffee paintings, all the wallpapers are coffee colors, and the giant coffee silo on the side of his house. Incredible job C&H.

    • @andreas7250
      @andreas7250 2 года назад +38

      Wait, what?
      Now i have to watch it again

    • @alphagt62
      @alphagt62 2 года назад +9

      I didn’t catch all of those, but I saw most of them!

    • @animegx45
      @animegx45 2 года назад +15

      Hell, even the title of the video continues on in its description.

    • @frankwilliamabagnale3303
      @frankwilliamabagnale3303 2 года назад +26

      Not to mention the mug-shaped hood ornament and the building on the right at 1:06.

    • @skynneful
      @skynneful 2 года назад +13

      the slippers, his hair, everything is an awesome refference

  • @stevenstamper7904
    @stevenstamper7904 Год назад +249

    Reasons why I love this cartoon
    1. Man literally FLOATS out of bed, does not get out
    2. Looks like a giant coffee bean with his whipped cream hair
    3. Amazingly can deform his face with eyes facing opposite directions and mouth going up and down
    4. Has a car strong enough to cause damage, fly, and yet no one gets hurt
    5 and lastly, orders apple juice instead of what he is singing about

  • @notosianautodidact9427
    @notosianautodidact9427 2 года назад +809

    Going out on a limb here, but what if this character's shtick is that he is obsessed with coffee but is cursed to forget it every time he is either at a coffee shop or grocery store. Like a caffeine tantalus.

    • @oldworldpatriot8920
      @oldworldpatriot8920 2 года назад +44

      Oh my god that’s fucking evil
      Edit: wait,but his cars floor is littered with empty coffee cups that are stained with coffee

    • @Badgerinary
      @Badgerinary 2 года назад +21

      @@oldworldpatriot8920well I dont think he was cursed from birth

    • @summonersriftgarbage4426
      @summonersriftgarbage4426 2 года назад +15

      @@Badgerinary well i don't think he was cursed in the past week either

    • @alguienconunvideojuego4606
      @alguienconunvideojuego4606 2 года назад +8

      Caffeine Tantalus lmao

    • @furimindusties5736
      @furimindusties5736 2 года назад +7

      He is cursed to forget every day that falls after a full moon perhaps.

  • @alexanderrahl7034
    @alexanderrahl7034 2 года назад +1808

    He seems pretty damn functional without his coffee lol

    • @estebangutierrez160
      @estebangutierrez160 2 года назад +5

      Right

    • @eliasdex1236
      @eliasdex1236 2 года назад +89

      but not without his apple juice

    • @justsomepenguinwithaglock2773
      @justsomepenguinwithaglock2773 2 года назад +14

      alright one apple juice

    • @JOELDSDLR
      @JOELDSDLR 2 года назад +14

      although the surprise ending after the credits is an Ironic Hypocrisy of his religion

    • @moxiemaxie3543
      @moxiemaxie3543 2 года назад +6

      I thought the same. I wake up, grab drink of water. DROP IT(Cup). Knock things over trying to clean it up. Pick up phone to check time. DROP IT(My phone). Im a hot mess inda morning

  • @AS-qi9mb
    @AS-qi9mb 2 года назад +410

    Can we just take a moment to acknowledge that his hair is the whipped cream they top most Starbucks lattes with? I just love that little detail that he not only loves coffee, he _is_ coffee

    • @TVINC.
      @TVINC. 2 года назад +6

      I thought he looked like a bean

    • @thorveim1174
      @thorveim1174 2 года назад +10

      note his slippers also have the same whipped cream

    • @allenhernandez3350
      @allenhernandez3350 2 года назад +10

      Huh… that makes the Apple juice make sense. He’s not a cannibal

    • @woahclayman
      @woahclayman 2 года назад +10

      Body = *C O F F E E*
      ChestHair and Hair = Whipped Cream
      Underwear = Cup

    • @pyroflare7774
      @pyroflare7774 2 года назад +1

      @@TVINC. flick the bean

  • @joshuasong3195
    @joshuasong3195 2 года назад +89

    Can we just acknowledge the amazing singing and producing?

    • @ralfs.gurkitis1642
      @ralfs.gurkitis1642 Год назад +3

      COFFEE COFFEE COFFEE COFFEE COFFEE COFFEE COFFEE COFFEE COFFEE COFFEE COFFEE COFFEE COFFEE COFFEE COFFEE COFEE

  • @saltedsins
    @saltedsins 2 года назад +234

    The body: Coffee
    The brain: Coffee
    The entire nervous system: Coffee
    The mouth: *aApLle JoOS*

    • @CrazyBrick30
      @CrazyBrick30 5 месяцев назад +1

      Coffee: *is sublime*

  • @blacktemplar6113
    @blacktemplar6113 2 года назад +2254

    As someone with caffeine addiction, I find this truly relatable.

    • @Zzudwa
      @Zzudwa 2 года назад +45

      Do you like apple juice too?

    • @blacktemplar6113
      @blacktemplar6113 2 года назад +36

      @@Zzudwa
      Yes, but what i aslo like pineapple juice.

    • @OceanAce
      @OceanAce 2 года назад +11

      But can you sing and drive with only a drop of coffee?

    • @blacktemplar6113
      @blacktemplar6113 2 года назад +17

      @@OceanAce
      No.
      Without full cup of coffee I'm extremely pissed off, I have a headache and I can hit people if they don't leave me alone.

    • @thetrashhunter_yt700
      @thetrashhunter_yt700 2 года назад +2

      You and me both friend

  • @somethinginteresting7118
    @somethinginteresting7118 2 года назад +30

    That look on his face after a single drop of coffee comes out of the coffee maker is amazing.

  • @Kskillz2
    @Kskillz2 2 года назад +821

    A musical about coffee?
    Must be a Thursday!

    • @blingo7579
      @blingo7579 2 года назад +18

      or a thirsty day

    • @DarthScott
      @DarthScott 2 года назад

      @@blingo7579 😂

    • @sakuraeclipse
      @sakuraeclipse 2 года назад +6

      @@blingo7579 thirstday

    • @AxxLAfriku
      @AxxLAfriku 2 года назад

      I am the cool kid from Germany making videos for the USA and the rest of the world. I will make your day so don't say nay to me today, dear ks

    • @robertovargas5839
      @robertovargas5839 2 года назад

      We are never letting this die are we?

  • @fureafila
    @fureafila 2 года назад +1431

    Dang. Just became my favorite song. When I’m not listening, I’m singing it.
    COFFEE COFFE COFFEE COFFE COFFEEEEE

    • @Ferrari255GTO
      @Ferrari255GTO 2 года назад +2

      True masterpiece right here XD

    • @vampuro
      @vampuro 2 года назад +2

      Coffee

    • @soniasoares7768
      @soniasoares7768 2 года назад

      Mine too. It is a earworm.

    • @theinquisitor7191
      @theinquisitor7191 2 года назад +1

      He is Coffee itself.

    • @Ferrari255GTO
      @Ferrari255GTO 2 года назад +4

      @@theinquisitor7191 *he was born in the coffe, molded by it, prepared to not know what the hell he is suposed to buy*

  • @always_healthy_jeanne
    @always_healthy_jeanne 2 года назад +27

    Me at 3 am when I wake up to go get water : 0:37

  • @RedHood001-KA
    @RedHood001-KA 2 года назад +349

    Okay, but the musical instruments being played here is WONDERFUL!! This freaking sounds like a one of those Disney musicals or something. Brilliant work!!

    • @SteveLehmann
      @SteveLehmann 2 года назад +10

      Thank you!

    • @TheRedGameboy
      @TheRedGameboy 2 года назад +2

      @@SteveLehmann man, it was absolutely beautiful. Almost didn't belong in a C&H short. You got great talent, man.

    • @mikumutual
      @mikumutual 2 года назад

      @@SteveLehmann Real question, is this a parody of another song? The melody is familiar but I'm not sure if it's original

    • @SteveLehmann
      @SteveLehmann 2 года назад +3

      @@mikumutual No - we wrote this, but in a specific style.

    • @vampuro
      @vampuro 2 года назад +1

      COFFEE ☕

  • @warfjm
    @warfjm 2 года назад +1048

    I'm laughing so hard at the punchline!!! This seriously made my morning.

    • @snaketooth0943
      @snaketooth0943 2 года назад +3

      Where I am, it's the afternoon.

    • @gamesdayza
      @gamesdayza 2 года назад +6

      Just like a good cup of coffe

    • @JOELDSDLR
      @JOELDSDLR 2 года назад +3

      would that be called "Ironic Hypocrisy"?

    • @Klabbity_Kloots
      @Klabbity_Kloots 2 года назад +6

      @@snaketooth0943 Maybe where _you_ are.

    • @TheoDaJunk
      @TheoDaJunk 2 года назад +1

      Bro it's literally 9:37pm where I am and similar times in Europe and Africa...where you live

  • @crackin90s
    @crackin90s 2 года назад +23

    1:21 the face makes me more funni also the song is better

    • @papaeof
      @papaeof 2 года назад

      It is a funny face

    • @crackin90s
      @crackin90s 2 года назад

      @@papaeof yes.

  • @AnOnimOuZ1245
    @AnOnimOuZ1245 2 года назад +400

    All jokes aside whoever sung that intro before he started going coffee crazy has a great voice like wtf

    • @caked3953
      @caked3953 2 года назад +5

      And the text is preatty well made

    • @WillowVee
      @WillowVee 2 года назад +22

      Yeah Mike Salcedo can sing pretty well, he did the Randy Newman singing for the Stockholm’s themesong too

    • @Rollintogames
      @Rollintogames 2 года назад

      Yes

    • @mjkhan9664
      @mjkhan9664 2 года назад +2

      That's all Mike Salcedo

  • @weegeemanxd2591
    @weegeemanxd2591 2 года назад +286

    I love how after all these years ExplosmEntertainment is still going strong, they've done SO MUCH!
    I really hope they consider doing a C&H Movie one day.

    • @starpaw9767
      @starpaw9767 2 года назад +5

      They are 12 years old! I think it's impressive for anyone to have 12 years of creativity!

    • @Luzzzzzo
      @Luzzzzzo 2 года назад +7

      They have a show, card game, video game, and now, they just need a movie.

    • @cindybubbles
      @cindybubbles 2 года назад +1

      Nah, a movie would be too long. How about a Netflix series instead?

  • @DrTranofEvil
    @DrTranofEvil 2 года назад +15

    I spent 8 years in college while working full time.
    This was my theme song, except picture it sung half-asleep and my morning coffee got followed by a Red Bull. Slept three hours a night for eight bloody years…

    • @Funtermore
      @Funtermore 2 года назад

      How are you not dead? Or at least, mildly insane...

    • @DrTranofEvil
      @DrTranofEvil 2 года назад

      @@Funtermore burned out (hardcore). Took me roughly three years to pull the worst of it back from the brink and almost a decade to get my life pulled back together in general… can’t say I recommend it… lost every friend, a ten year relationship, and a helluva lot more.
      Made a helluva lot of progress… I have a rather impressive stack of laurels. That said, since I burned out on the subjects I was studying, I get to start over with something else…
      I’ll have a little more patience with that journey this time. 😅

  • @tacotacotacoization
    @tacotacotacoization 2 года назад +267

    I’ve thoroughly enjoyed how new characters are being stylized. This might be one of my new favorite shorts.

    • @vampuro
      @vampuro 2 года назад +1

      COFFEE COFFEE COFFEE COFFEE COFFEE COFFEE COFFEE COFFEE COFFEE COFFEE COFFEE COFFEE COFFEE COFFEE COFFEE COFFEE COFFEE COFFEE COFFEE COFFEE COFFEE COFFEE COFFEE COFFEE COFFEE COFFEE COFFEE COFFEE COFFEE COFFEE COFFEE COFFEE COFFEE COFFEE COFFEE COFFEE COFFEE COFFEE COFFEE COFFEE COFFEE COFFEE COFFEE COFFEE COFFEE COFFEE COFFEE

    • @walrusArmageddon
      @walrusArmageddon 2 года назад +2

      Narc knight is a testament to this

  • @ComicalRealm
    @ComicalRealm 2 года назад +420

    "The fact that coffee has been cited as the biggest source of antioxidants in the US simply highlights how poor the average American diet is, not the fact that coffee is some super food that contains way more antioxidants than normal, healthy whole foods such as fruits and vegetables.
    " - Master Oogway

    • @snaketooth0943
      @snaketooth0943 2 года назад +17

      Okay, but who really said that?

    • @januzairamli4426
      @januzairamli4426 2 года назад +34

      Sun Tzu

    • @bergerloos5014
      @bergerloos5014 2 года назад +31

      @@januzairamli4426 and i'd say he knows a little more about coffee than you do paaaal because he invented it

    • @doppio_9983
      @doppio_9983 2 года назад +15

      @@bergerloos5014 Then perfected it so that no man could best him in the ring of caffination!

    • @sheepking9540
      @sheepking9540 2 года назад +10

      @@doppio_9983 And from then on whenever a bunch of beans are in one place it's called a zoo!

  • @Jake-vo1cj
    @Jake-vo1cj Год назад +15

    0:11 this is basically my dad every morning when he wants his coffee

  • @pepethefrog6809
    @pepethefrog6809 2 года назад +271

    Feels like someone's had enough of some people who made coffee a part of their personality and can't help telling people about it. LMAO

    • @duffpaddy3996
      @duffpaddy3996 2 года назад +6

      Still not as obnoxious as certain vegans 😂

    • @MasterGriefSr
      @MasterGriefSr 2 года назад +8

      As someone who doesn’t really drink coffee this is what they look like to me...

    • @vampuro
      @vampuro 2 года назад

      coffee

    • @borat3105
      @borat3105 2 года назад +1

      Or that one annoying health nut guy who always bickers about how your food is unhealthy

    • @Raison_d-etre
      @Raison_d-etre 2 года назад +1

      @@duffpaddy3996 Or self-proclaimed "carnivores." Both extremes are unhealthy.

  • @Aerodil
    @Aerodil 2 года назад +42

    This is all so beautiful. I'd love to see more of Mr. Coffee in the future.

  • @shardinhand1243
    @shardinhand1243 2 года назад +19

    1:34 :V everything i know is a lie!!!!!!!!!

  • @MagicCardboardBox
    @MagicCardboardBox 2 года назад +40

    I... Why do I like this guy so much, why do I think it's wholesome how passionate he is?!

  • @codybrown7153
    @codybrown7153 2 года назад +61

    The fact that he didn’t end up getting a cup of coffee deeply infuriates me.

    • @martinmarkov9707
      @martinmarkov9707 2 года назад +6

      It arouses me, though. Also.. he had a drop of joe in his cup at home.. you can't do that with apple juice.

    • @zacharyrollick6169
      @zacharyrollick6169 2 года назад +6

      That was the cyanide portion of the video.

    • @toyohimeyeswatatsuki6917
      @toyohimeyeswatatsuki6917 6 месяцев назад

      Apple Juice is a punchline and it's completely Punch you to bits

  • @cindybubbles
    @cindybubbles 2 года назад +6

    Wait … he sings about coffee for 2 minutes and then gets APPLE JUICE? What is he thinking?

  • @DalePWhyte
    @DalePWhyte 2 года назад +19

    You bastards. I work in a pub and everytime someone ordered a coffee this day I'm stood there chanting "coffee coffee coffee" while making it

  • @DarthScott
    @DarthScott 2 года назад +244

    *this is a certified coffee classic* ☕

    • @hannahlistento100EAT
      @hannahlistento100EAT 2 года назад +5

      You mean apple juice🍺

    • @blacktemplar6113
      @blacktemplar6113 2 года назад +3

      Real coffee moment

    • @inSZepia
      @inSZepia 2 года назад

      Switching you're caffeinated beverage is faster than reloading - Sun Oogway

  • @leosc8530
    @leosc8530 2 года назад +19

    0:58 just for me or he said "drink COVID"

  • @nizofox8881
    @nizofox8881 2 года назад +281

    as a morning person who drinks coffee.. i might sing this to torment my family who all are not morning people :p

    • @logansray
      @logansray 2 года назад +10

      Please let us know how it goes cause that sounds hilarious.

    • @shelldie8523
      @shelldie8523 2 года назад +3

      And we shall hide your coffee and keys. Don't mess with the tea drinkers

    • @jameswolf5513
      @jameswolf5513 2 года назад +6

      You’re a terrible person and I salute you

    • @SemperFine
      @SemperFine 2 года назад +1

      I'm not a morning person which is the reason why I heavily rely on coffee whenever I woke up.

    • @dallassteel625
      @dallassteel625 2 года назад

      Please record that incident!! I WANNA SEE THAT!!! 😂😂😂

  • @cinderball1135
    @cinderball1135 2 года назад +81

    I'm not addicted to coffee.
    I am however a liar.

    • @darkllamallama7695
      @darkllamallama7695 2 года назад +1

      If youre a liar does that mean youre telling the truth?
      If so then that means youre a liar but then that would mean youre tellung the truth?!?!
      Man i need a coffee

  • @brucejterwilliger5477
    @brucejterwilliger5477 2 года назад +26

    Lyrics
    *Sing Gently*
    I would like to drink a cup of coffee.
    Yes, coffee is the thing I'd like to drink.
    Don't talk to me until I've had my coffee.
    If you talk to me, then in response I'll sing:
    **(CHANGE VOICE TO CAFFIENE HIGH)**
    COFFEE COFFEE COFFEE COFFEE COFFEE
    COFFEE EVERY MOMENT OF MY LIFE
    COFFEE TO WAKE ME UP EACH MORNING
    COFFEE CUP WOULD MAKE YOUR BED EACH NIGHTTT
    IF I EVEN THINK OF IT, I MUST HAVE A DRINK OF IT!
    COFFEE COFFEE COFFEE IS SUBLIMEEE!
    PLEASE DO NOT CUT OFF MEE, unless you have hot coffee!
    ANDIFYOUDOPLEASEGIVECOFFEETO MEEEEE.
    To all of my coffee lovers, you're welcome!

  • @VNightmoon
    @VNightmoon 2 года назад +38

    Explosm needs to put out their songs for sale. I'd buy this and the medical report song.

  • @geraldinelewis8314
    @geraldinelewis8314 2 года назад +35

    Time to memorize this song so I can sing it each morning while I drink my coffee

  • @TrickyTalon23
    @TrickyTalon23 2 года назад +5

    1:16 that guy is so smart. He knew he couldn’t talk to him so he just shook his head to answer. I almost thought he would say something and get severely punished.

  • @guerreirodead
    @guerreirodead 2 года назад +42

    I think he likes coffee!

  • @metalface8515
    @metalface8515 2 года назад +35

    i'm amazed that some people aren't catching on that he looks like a coffee drink with whipped cream on top lmao

  • @AeonQuasar
    @AeonQuasar 6 месяцев назад +2

    I keep returning to this, and ocationally I keep singing COFFEE COFFEE COFFEE and slightly jump walk when I'm heading from my office to the break room. My coworkers haven't seen this gig so I can see some of them are questioning my sanity.

  • @NOOB-ps8km
    @NOOB-ps8km 2 года назад +20

    Why does this remind me about that one coffe episode in Regular Show.

  • @CsquaredaapGaming
    @CsquaredaapGaming 2 года назад +115

    I'm gonna sing this every day of my life now 😂

  • @ocboy5163
    @ocboy5163 2 года назад +10

    The perfect musical doesn’t exi-.

  • @jefthereaper
    @jefthereaper 2 года назад +23

    Me before my coffee: "Hehe, word."
    Me after my coffee: "How the heck did he get his car in his living room?"

  • @StormVII
    @StormVII 2 года назад +55

    When I woke up late, missed my morning cup of coffee, and thought 'Ah, you won't even notice today!'
    ....Well, needless to say I wasn't expecting to be THIS wrong.

    • @OceanAce
      @OceanAce 2 года назад +10

      🧃 Here's your apple juice

    • @shmosel_
      @shmosel_ 2 года назад

      I can't go without my coffee but it does nothing for me.

    • @aluminium5738
      @aluminium5738 2 года назад +2

      @@shmosel_ caffeine addiction in a nutshell

    • @shmosel_
      @shmosel_ 2 года назад

      Nah, I just like the taste.

  • @JoEbY-X
    @JoEbY-X 2 года назад +4

    I know for a fact that whoever at C&H wrote this sketch has actually been doing the COFFEE COFFEE COFFEE COFFEE COFFEE dance down the stairs every morning for real for years.

  • @LemurFrenzy212
    @LemurFrenzy212 2 года назад +21

    The animation and the tone change of the song was so good, I don't even drink coffee very often but I'll have to every time I get a cup now.

  • @anthonyzepeda2171
    @anthonyzepeda2171 2 года назад +42

    As someone who’s mothers side of the family is Costa Rican, I concur with this video. No matter the time of day, it was time for coffee. We are currently working on renovating my grandmothers home, and a pot of coffee is always ready (but we run out of water bottles)

  • @opalchatam2065
    @opalchatam2065 4 месяца назад +1

    literally whenever i'm down (high functioning depression) - this one ALWAYS makes me laugh.
    TY

  • @lankhan12
    @lankhan12 2 года назад +80

    Damn this guy and the regular show coffee guy would be the best of friends

    • @Jubasa99
      @Jubasa99 2 года назад +6

      I imagine they more like some kind of perverted lovers. Remember that Coffee guy can also shoot coffee through his nipples

    • @aldente3868
      @aldente3868 2 года назад +9

      @@Jubasa99 I try my hardest not to remember that.

    • @lazarus8018
      @lazarus8018 2 года назад +5

      I could've gone my whole life without remembering this and I would have been ok with it.

    • @t-nbell7013
      @t-nbell7013 2 года назад

      Everybody’s working for the weekend

    • @bruhwhat7666
      @bruhwhat7666 2 года назад

      Frfr

  • @ijustwatchvideosandleaveco1004
    @ijustwatchvideosandleaveco1004 2 года назад +8

    Instant classic 10/10 would highly recommend

    • @lethalwolf7455
      @lethalwolf7455 2 года назад

      Good God man! That’s just Ludicrous😐

  • @mr.snowtick7940
    @mr.snowtick7940 2 года назад +6

    I would like to drink a cup of coffee this Coffee is the thing I'd like to drink Don't talk to me until I've had my Coffee if you talk to me, then in response I'll sing COFFEE COFFEE COFFEE COFFEE COFFEE COFFEE EVERY MOMENT OF MY LIFE COFFEE TO WAKE ME UP EACH MORNING COFFEE TO PUT ME TO BED EACH NIGHT IF I EVEN THINK OF IT I MUST HAVE A DRINK OF IT COFFEE COFFEE COFFEE IS SUBLIME PLEASE DO NOT CUT OFF ME Unless you have hot coffee AND IF HAVE COFFEE PLEASE GIVE COFFEE TO MEEEEEEEEEE (may I take your order sir?) Uhhhhhhhhh (Car horns) (alright that's one apple juice) Coffee Coffee Coffee Coffee

  • @RadioactvPanda
    @RadioactvPanda 2 года назад +53

    The entire time, this poor chap thought he enjoyed coffee, when in reality, he was mistaken that apple juice was coffee the entire time. Truly, a heart warming tale.

    • @online8979
      @online8979 2 года назад +2

      He make apple juice in a coffee pot.

  • @ArbitraryEverything
    @ArbitraryEverything 2 года назад +13

    I can't help but feel this is his daily routine and he has never actually drunk a cup of coffee in his life.

  • @darby2314
    @darby2314 2 года назад +5

    I feel like I could write a 1 hour lecture on the structure of Comedy just talking about this one cartoon....
    ...god damnit

  • @wack9674
    @wack9674 2 года назад +31

    This man sure loves coffee

    • @slimeknight6726
      @slimeknight6726 2 года назад +5

      And yet he chose apple juice at the end either shows he lied or apple juice is just great

  • @fellowspacemarine
    @fellowspacemarine 2 года назад +25

    Well someone in the writing room deserves a raise

  • @emoogas6482
    @emoogas6482 2 года назад +6

    Lyrics (they go hard):
    I would like drink a cup of coffee, yes coffee is the thing id like to driiiiink
    Dont talk to me until ive had my coffeeee, If you talk to me then in response Ill siiiiing
    Coffee!Coffee!Coffee!Coffee!Coffee!
    Coffee! Every MOMENT OF MY LIIIIFE
    Coffee! To wake me up each morninggg!!
    Coffee!o put me to bed Each niiiiight!
    If I even Think of iiit!, I must have a drink of iiiitt!
    Coffee!Coffee!Coffee! is Subliiiiime!
    Please do not Cut off me!!!,
    unless you have hot coffee?
    And if you do Pease give coffee To MEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!

  • @onidrion6669
    @onidrion6669 2 года назад +50

    i like how his torso's hairs are shaped like the regular milky leaf we often see at the top of a latte

  • @inferno395
    @inferno395 2 года назад +13

    Man if only I liked coffee.

  • @alexandermitchell7893
    @alexandermitchell7893 8 месяцев назад +2

    He's obsessed with coffee, just like Cookie Monster is obsessed with cookies.

  • @ShenDoodles
    @ShenDoodles 2 года назад +22

    You know it's Mike's work when the lead doesn't look like a Cyanide and Happiness character and the expressions are pushed to crazy lengths.

  • @farrdawgjoker7087
    @farrdawgjoker7087 2 года назад +6

    I still love the elderly people at Cracker Barrel, Waffle Hut ,and other similar type restaurants and cafe's drinking coffee all day and all night talking about how these kids are all addicted to something and all want something to speed them up so they don't have to sleep completely oblivious to the fact they are addicted to caffeine and are doing the same thing.

  • @lushedleshen
    @lushedleshen 2 года назад +1

    It’s funny, the malic acid in apple juice can actually perk you up.
    It doesn’t give you energy or keep you up, but it’ll give you a really quick jolt to shake off some of the grogginess.
    I actually work with malic acid a lot as a bartender and it’s one of my favorite things to use to tart up a cocktail. Has a dry astringency and slight green apple notes to it.

  • @soulmagician7503
    @soulmagician7503 2 года назад +6

    The animation was especially beautiful in this one.

  • @GreatFlamingEyebrows_
    @GreatFlamingEyebrows_ 2 года назад +8

    C&H has totally upped its game with character animations recently

  • @ONCIE_Lee
    @ONCIE_Lee 2 года назад +1

    I don't even like to drink coffee... But by seeing this... The song is so good that it literally stuck in my head!!!

  • @rusticgiraffe4262
    @rusticgiraffe4262 2 года назад +15

    He doesn’t even have a name. He’s listed in the credits as “Coffee Person” 😂

  • @zin7500
    @zin7500 2 года назад +4

    This will no doubt become a classic. Well done!

  • @ethanggliu
    @ethanggliu 2 года назад +2

    the singing is actually pretty good at the start hahaha

  • @ateuedai860
    @ateuedai860 2 года назад +9

    Coffee is how he says "apple juice" in his native language.

  • @jordanmaia1063
    @jordanmaia1063 2 года назад +6

    That was fucking hilarious. I laughed so hard I even spilled my coffee on the table.

  • @EncoreBetch
    @EncoreBetch Год назад +2

    This is my favourite C&H video only because of how relatable it is

  • @Thraakull
    @Thraakull 2 года назад +8

    me :" coffe cofee cofee"
    my organs" water please!"
    me: "no, fuck you, I SAID COOOFFEEEEE!!!"

  • @cameronsteel8801
    @cameronsteel8801 2 года назад +5

    "APPLES APPLES APPLES APPLES APPLES"
    - The Nicaraguan coffee salesman he meets at the airport

  • @greenlion6544
    @greenlion6544 2 года назад +1

    This is my alarm every morning... Hope we get a part 2!

  • @Artuchu
    @Artuchu 2 года назад +4

    this is... one of the more *interesting* Cyanide and Happiness videos...
    and im all for it lmao

  • @arthillis315
    @arthillis315 2 года назад +13

    First laugh of the day goes to cyanide and happiness.

  • @TheMaverick842
    @TheMaverick842 2 года назад +1

    I saw this when it came out and watched it many many times after that and now it's a normal part of my daily routine seeing this

  • @Basil-sy6cm
    @Basil-sy6cm 2 года назад +7

    I love how his alarm clock bells are mugs

  • @darkthingsdontlie5425
    @darkthingsdontlie5425 2 года назад +10

    At 1:26 it’s literally:ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm burger

  • @bradley-kr9se
    @bradley-kr9se Год назад +7

    0:50 YEET

  • @TheFluffernutter12
    @TheFluffernutter12 2 года назад +9

    Jokes aside dude can really sing

  • @jarnodatema
    @jarnodatema 2 года назад +66

    Fun fact: eating an apple is more effective at waking you up in the morning than a cup of coffee

    • @Kostas_epic_gamer
      @Kostas_epic_gamer 2 года назад +5

      Dude that is exactly what l eat almost every day!!!

    • @marcuseverett1642
      @marcuseverett1642 2 года назад +14

      @@Kostas_epic_gamer Doctors must be absolutely TERRIFIED to come near you!

    • @Kostas_epic_gamer
      @Kostas_epic_gamer 2 года назад

      @@marcuseverett1642 Um no why would they be?

    • @vkd8721
      @vkd8721 2 года назад +3

      @@Kostas_epic_gamer "An apple a day keeps the doctor away"

    • @remnant24
      @remnant24 2 года назад +14

      I tested this on my sleeping kid and it's incorrect. First I shoved an apple in his mouth-no effect. Then I poured hot coffee in his mouth and he sprang out of bed.

  • @thomashenry4798
    @thomashenry4798 7 месяцев назад +1

    I listened this on repeat for hours during a COVID induced fugue.

  • @Cyanceli099
    @Cyanceli099 2 года назад +7

    If there’s a full song of it we will definitely want to sing along with it

  • @poweroffriendship2.0
    @poweroffriendship2.0 2 года назад +6

    Andrew Lloyd Webber really love to drink a cup of coffee so much, he wrote a script out of it.

  • @bz3308
    @bz3308 2 года назад +3

    I need an full one hour version of this!

  • @DieuGamer1929
    @DieuGamer1929 2 года назад +4

    Damn, what a title!
    Edit : Damn, what a catchy song!

  • @smashstar020
    @smashstar020 2 года назад +4

    This was surprisingly wholesome

  • @NeroNORirl
    @NeroNORirl 7 месяцев назад +1

    As a coffee addict, i approve of this.

  • @intensivecarebear1938
    @intensivecarebear1938 2 года назад +8

    Things I noticed after watching this like 20 times
    1. Video description starts with the last 3 letters of Coffee cut off on the title
    2. He parked his car in his kitchen basically
    3. His hood ornament on his car is a coffee cup
    4. 1:21 the animators made his window fog up on this part

  • @DarthScott
    @DarthScott 2 года назад +6

    *c o f f e e*

  • @jimmyofthesea1883
    @jimmyofthesea1883 2 года назад +1

    As a coffee bean importer I love seeing a depiction of my truly addicted end customers.

  • @mr.robot11invader83
    @mr.robot11invader83 2 года назад +2

    Apple juice it’s natures coffee

  • @jimmynuetron749
    @jimmynuetron749 2 года назад +5

    Watching this at 9 am drinking coffee

  • @cooperleroy5406
    @cooperleroy5406 2 года назад +1

    Every time I go to Starbucks or Tim Hortons I think of this video; or if I’m by myself I start humming his coffee song!