The Tolerator
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- Опубликовано: 21 июн 2023
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So happy this is finally on RUclips
Not everyone is happy, that's emotionist, don't be emotionist.
@@michaelmccarthy4892 not everyone can reply to a comment, that's something, don't be something
@@TheGuyWithNames not everyone can type in the comment section, that's typist, don't be typist
Hi Brock Baker!
i used to watch exsplosm 5 years ago
“Why aren’t you playing with the normal children” 😂
Suggesting that he isn't normal because he is handicapped is untolerant. Mission failed
Ignorance justice limits children’s freedom in America, looks like they need a PC man(Ironman and PC tech references)
Thats fucked up
A player character? Are you calling American children npcs?
@@heianwood6119 🤣🤣 It's funny cuz it's a real insult nowadays!
Can’t wait to see the sequel
The Tolerator 2: No Judging Day
Top comment
Lmao 😂
You win the internet for today
"No judging." LOL. They'll metaphorically gangbang your life if you say the word nigger
*Cancelling day
All joking aside, that is the most perfect Arnie impersonation I've seen in years.
But his legs are too skinny
Brian Monarch has hilarious Arnie deep fakes.
Bruh he sounds Australian lmao
bro read the credits much? It's Arnold himself
@@rocketman4459tf
I like how he tells the disabled kid „don‘t let anyone tell you what you can and can‘t do“ and then says „not everybody can eat gluten“ :‘D
he's consistently inconsistent, just like the people he's a parody of 😅
@@xXx_Regulus_xXx The joke is that: That's what right wing people think left wing people are like, they aren't making fun of wokeist's
"Well akchtually, the joke is right wingers!!" 🤓 - @@0ctoCraft
@@0ctoCraft Of course I dont think this is what leftists are. Where would they in their incompetence pick up so much muscle?
@@0ctoCraftcope harder.
Forcing the disabled kid to walk was so ashamedly hilarious
Science is doing the same thing by strapping nervous system controlled robots to paralyzed people. They call them EXOs. Suit X has some interesting suits like that.
Swinging him by his head, like a club to kick that ball 😂
im still fucking laughing
I died there lol
I expect the robot from the future to have some kind of nano machine that can either fix disability or reform itself to build limbs for said disabled
The Tolerator says more words in this sketch than the Terminator does in the original movie.
I think the whole original trilogy actually.
😂😂😂
Tolerator: That's racist
@@autinjones7194 We ignore everything after Terminator 2 in these parts. We're just happier that way.
@@StonedDragons judgment day was fine. Miles above the new ones at least.
Im beyond happy to see a channel from my early teens still putting out gems
@@DOOMAO I’m just baffled by the consistency really
As am I.
"Your intolerance will not be tolerated" sums it up perfectly!
Yes, that's a actual thing. It's called the 'Paradox of Intolerance'. Google it.
@@caseyb1346the point is that's a stupid argument and the bit is laughing at people who agree with Popper.
@@caseyb1346rl popper never took it where the left takes it today. Thats the irony there. The paradox was never meant to include things like censorship, which was clearly the greater evil to him than any intolerant idea.
@@judeavision8807 That's true and I actually agree with that stance 100 percent. Google especially is way out of line with their censorship.
That said, and sorry to change the subject, the supreme court has made it legal for "expressive" businesses to discriminate their customers. Do you think that decision may have just opened the door for Google and other social media companies to bar access to anyone it doesn't like?
@@caseyb1346 it has always been legal to discriminate provided it's outside any protected class and payment has not be processed. the question here was whether lgbt was a protected class in this context.
Fun Fact: One afternoon during a break in filming of The Terminator, Arnold Schwarzenegger went into a restaurant in downtown L.A. to get some lunch and realized all too late that he was still in Terminator makeup - with a missing eye, exposed jawbone and burned flesh.
He then proceeded to say "I'll be back"
Disclaimer: This is probably not what he actually said
What? Why are you staring at me? I am eating launch! Can’t a guy eat launch without being stared at?
I wish I was there, that must have been confusing and shocking for costumers and staff alike
Actors/Actresses most likely do that on a daily basis.
Are you boasting about remembering facts? Some people have problems with remembering things. Don't be intolerant!
This is actually what some people believes tolerance is
This is what in Germany they force to teach us. Us adults
Cyanide and happiness needed only 4 minutes to demonstrate what going to far means regarding tolerance. Fucking legendary
My favorite layer of the joke is how the Tolerator is the true intolerant person, just like Twitter users who very openly express how we should hate each other for not being perfect
Yeah
Calling others intolerant isn't tolerant. Don't be intolerant.
@@CrazyBrick30calling others intolerant because they called others intolerant isnt tolerant. Dont be intolerant.
@@askeladden450uhhh intolerance(idk what’s happening I just want to be included)
@@comradeshaq7467 not knowing whats happening is intolerant to those who know whats happening. In addition, wanting to be included is intolerant to those who are not included. Dont be intolerant.
The smile he had when his mission was complete was precious though.
He learned that at the gas station
Ahhhhh, yes. It was a truly bright smile he smoĺed that day.
@@bubeable Are you saying he has to learn emotions because he's a robot? That's machinist. Don't be machinist.
The amount of projection from the Tolerator is perfect
It is quite a character.
Tell me about it, they could have titled it "How the alt-right imagines the left".
@@Argonwolfproject how the far left is you mean
@@Ghostgate611 People keep saying this but I run into a lot more people claiming the left does things like this than people on the left actually doing those things. The whole anti-woke thing's yet another boogeyman for right-wingers to seethe about, because the most dangerous thing to the rich pricks that run this country would be if poor left wingers and poor right wingers realized who the real problem is and used their combined influence to stomp it out.
@@Argonwolfproject It is how you are.
He did not once asked for the proper pronouns. That’s insensitive.
3:55 "This is my Friendrick", really Connor!? THAT SUGGESTS OWNERSHIP. You think you own Friendrick!? YOU THINK HE'S YOUR SLAVE!? ABSOLUTELY INTOLERABLE
that’s racist
@@Skoopbooppoop dont be racist
@@Sleptanimations I am a building
@@boofy1347wow now your objectifying yourself thats sexist don't be sexist
@@manncake6828wow, taking a say on want a person can a cant be,that’s transphobic, don’t be transphobic
The native american thing had me laughing my stomach out 😂
WHOO WHOO WHOO WHOO WHOO!
I thought the natives stopped doing that when the Redskins changed name...
The tooth gap makes the scene.
You laugh now but it took trails of tears to make that joke. Tolerated.
Legit I shared with my one Indigenous friend for that
As a black person, I died laughing that the ultimate proof of the kid being "fixed" was having a black friend, in turn, yet again perpetuating a sterotype of "I can't be racist, I have a black friend!", but this time from the viewpoint of The Tolerator. This episode has layers, great job, C&H!
As a white person, i died laughing that the ultimate proof for the kid in the bathroom being "wrong" was having a small penis, in turn, yet again perpetuating a stereotype of "I can't have a small penis, I'm not white!", but this time from the viewpoint of The Tolerator. This episode has layers, great job, C&H!
And, he was eating a taco.
As a Mexican I focused on the taco, makes you think the other people don't think about stereotypes the way we think of ourselves jajaja
As an Italian I was offended by the lack of representation, shame on you C&H.
He was acting in accordance to white tolerance stereotypes the entire time.
4:06 - "I know now why you fry"... 🥲
2:39 That was kinda motivational
“You’ve been tolerated.” This line hits me hard.
We need a Tolerator 2 😂
He's been kerminated
Fudgement Day
Have you seen this boy?
We don't need a Tolerator: Dark Fate. 'cause it's racist.
"Come with me, if you want to be tolerated!"
“I’m still working at Walmart In 20 years?” Yeesh
Uses the disabled kid as a bat
i have not laughed this hard at a cyanide and happiness skit like this in a long time
It's not even a new skit. I think they took this from one of the episodes of the cyanide and happiness show in the first or second season. Hence why it's funnier than their more recent ones.
@@parad4034 That explains why it's like this.
So you think that not all cyanide and happiness skits are funny?
That’s racist.
Simple, I am going to tolerate this opinion.
@@cardyceps7728 It's been 6 months mister Tolerator and the other opinion hasn't been tolerated as we saw in the skit, so turned to ash. We're waiting for you to "tolerate" this opinion.
Remember, the only way to be truely tolerant is not to tolerate anything.
Can't be racist if you hate everyone equally
@@kronoszolen6406THATS WHAT IM SAYING
“Here you are all equally worthless!” R. Lee Ermey
r/2westerneurope4u or r/balkan_irl
Sad but true apparently...
"Don't let anyone tell you what you can't do.Can't let anyone do that".I love this phrase.
The Tolerator skips leg-day.
demonetized for so long that C&H just went "fuck it" 😂
Cyanide and Happiness: YOU WANT OFFENSIVE? I'LL GIVE YOU OFFENSIVE!!!
@@snaketooth0943 I wanna give them some notes.... 🥸 📝
i could watch a whole series about the tolerator 🤣
And pay for it too! 😂
Same
I wouldn't tolerate it.
I'd love to watch that, too. 😂
That sounds discriminatory not allowing other content to be played. Don’t mess with the discriminator.
Switching around the taco watermelon and noodles was beyond perfect
4:20 I like the detail that his leg is just Electricity. That's how good animators are
If he wanted him to learn tolerance, then why doesn’t he do what the South Park parents did and send him to tolerance camp
Thought of that episode the moment I read the title😂
Good thing his problem wasn't his concentration then.
Ironically Arnold Schwarzenegger's father was a Nazi
Because there are some children whom can't go to camps...that's being intolerant
Because it makes fun of the thousands of Germans who died in reeducation camps after WWII; that would be intolerant.
As a Nigerian, that Niger and Nigerian gag sent me😂
I've had a Nigerian boss before. I've worked with many Nigerians while in the military. It's so d*mn infuriating for me to type up 3-4 sentences in a forum or game I'm playing where I talk about work and see "Your message cannot be sent because it contains offensive material. Continued use of offensive material will result in a permanent ban."
Bro, like wtf, I simply typed "..................... my Nigerian boss brought in this amazing goat pepper soup that day.................... and then I checked on the destroyed building." At this point I'm just going to have to start saying "Yeah, one of the intelligence officers was from the African country that looks like a fried chicken leg." just to not get censored when I talk about my time as an intelligence analyst >.>
I mean.... it's spelled with TWO "G"s..... Nigeria only has 1 G.
@@jfast8256 sounds incredibly frustrating. I'd be furious if I couldn't type my own country's name in a forum, especially if it was necessary.
@@Mak_Vintage If you were on the forums/games I'm on talking to people, it would be 100x more infuriating for you for certain.
I mean... how often am I going to talk about the Nigerians I worked with while in the military? So unoften that when my messages get censored, it's a surprise each time.
He's projecting
The classic Nigeria Vs Germany football problem…
Him using the disabled kid as a puppet was omg..I cried.
"I know now why you fry. 😂😂😂😂"
2:37 "How to Read"
is one of the best books. I plan to read it when I learn how to read.
I love how the Tolerator doesn't notice the one creepy kid in the bathroom.
Do the tolerator's who exist today notice the creepy male in the kid's bathroom? No they don't lol. It's eerily accurate.
The tolerators today ARE the creepy ones in the bathroom
I don't think that's a kid...
Why would anyone trying to tear down the walls of society in the name of kindness ever acknowledge the harm they cause in the process?
I'd like to see Tolerator vs Lunk
“Don’t let anyone tell you what you can’t do”
The "that's blasphemous" had me dying 💀💀💀
@@Stevie-J I was thinking more of how stereotypically "tolerant" people are anti-christian, yk because Christians don't approve of gayness and such, and that it was ironic that they included the "that's blasphemous". Not sure if they intended what you said, though I think it kinda holds up
@@Stevie-J Wow. Crazy world we live in
@@maxwelldegn6651 its most likely only existing in that world due to black christians, then its fine for lefties..
@@Stevie-J tolerance worshippers? You mean kind people
@@Stevie-J who does tolerance worshippers refer to? I'm tolerant to everyone (excluding people like pedophiles and violent criminals), but I wouldn't consider myself a tolerance worshipper
He should have said: "I'll be black".
That's racist, dont be racist
@@krisnandoezra124I am a building
@@krisnandoezra124 Don't discriminate racists.
Are you making fun of the gang banging blacks who shoot up crack and rob convenience stores? Because that's racist.
@@krisnandoezra124 'Dyslexia is a recognized disability. Don't be ablist.'
The scene with the disabled kid being "used" to whack the ball straight-up killed me. 🤣
It's funny how the Tolerator has a lower melting point compared to the Terminator
You can't just go around and tolerating people!
Why?
@@dinisgrayson7263what do you mean why? You can’t!
Why?
Why?
@@dinisgrayson7263 you just can't!
2:15 "Im a child" with a mans voice.
This was so dumb. I love it.
i would seriously love to see tolerator to just appear in later episodes for some "intolerance"
I’ve definitely met people like this.
Tolerance I feel is being okay with people as long as it’s not hurting anyone
Thing these social justice warriors keep forgetting is that context matters more then words. Sensor the entire dictionary and people will still find ways to be jerks to each other. XD
Unless those people are furries, then it's not okay no matter what they do
Tolerance is simple: let people be. Having a moral standards enforced subjectivity is actually bigotry. If it's ok for a black guy to do it should be ok for a white guy, or girl, or whatever. If it isn't ok for one, then generally speaking it shouldn't be ok for any and vice versa.
Some discrimination makes sense (drivers license, medical license) but most is just bigotry.
@@rivencraft1734 Agreed.
Odd how the Tolerater is, in and of himself, a stereotype. Of the crazy Twitter-monger getting upset over everything. Please know that the TRUE Left Wing is trying its hardest to kick them out.
1:02 as a native american, i found that funny 😂
As a fellow Native American, that caught me completely off guard. I nearly passed out from laughing at that, especially when it panned back and forth between the two.
It went on for the same amouint of time that the guy drummed to the Covington Catholic Kid.
"He is a walkin konner, do you see this konner?"
so crazy reading the comics for over a decade n now these animations just keep getting better n better love what yall r doing
4:26 He's probably as good as school lunch.
Definitely healthier.
maybe even better
He tastes like tolerance
2:27 nobody is going to talk about this guy
I'm asking why the torelator didn't saw
@@mr.trouble827 He spied on girls of different nationalities, he is for inclusivity.
@@My-name-is-user-tx6ow1ss3b That doesn't mean he should avoid the creep.
Pov society these days
Real
He needs to feed gluten to the gluten intolerant until they become Tolerated.
2:43 will forever be one of my favorite cyanide and happiness scenes lol
Ok how the heck does everyone in modern day manage to do a decent Arnold schwarzenegger? Like seriously it’s like almost everyone was born to do that impression nowadays
I was born because of Arnold Schwarzenegger impressions?
@@5uitandtie Arnold Schwarzenegger impressions are how babies are made
@@5uitandtieyes I traveled back in time as the impreganator like Sarah Connor I traveled back in time to make sure you have a child who can comment on RUclips videos.
It's because the real Arnold was a living caricature of himself.
Some are born to save humanity, some are born to make fun of it. And some are born to make excellent burritos.
If twitter was a person😂
I cried and almost peed myself when he made the boy in the wheelchair play kickball. Rarely ever do RUclips videos make me laugh this hard. Thank you
1:02 i might be wrong but is that the exact same noise you guys used when one of your character is supposed to fap ?
🤣 wtf
Damn, that's bang on
Why did you notice that
It is, I noticed it as well
@@Floofy_Fox_GalI notice it everytime the sound is so damn hilarious 😂
It’s not just fap it’s the banging sound too.
This has to be the best one I have seen since Ted Bear.
3:10 Nah the terminator the kind of guy to say he goes to church every easter
Did he just played Golf shot with that Disabled Child???😂😂😂😂
"I know now why you fry" is perhaps the best comedy gold this year!
The “EAT YO LUNCHES” sign at 3:34 😂😂😂
So many details and layers my god this is amazing.
Incredible! In today's climate especially, this really strikes a chord. We're ready for humor like this. Please!!
It's just reinforcing far-right interpretations. That's it. The whole video is just animating far-right playbook.
@@pepcozz8519 Is it highlighting the far-right's playbook, or is it actually highlighting the left's playbook? Sure, it's leaning into these ideas especially hard (for comedic value), but these really are leftist ideals. I think it's fair to poke fun at absurdity.
@@stimpy2k They can't help but defend their absurdity, unaware how far they've sprinted left field and reached an out of bounds rationality.
@@stimpy2k this is clearly far-right, as they're the only group who believe people like the tolerator are a majority. You'll hardly find a liberal that behaves like this, unless you force yourself to view them like this, which republicans like to do a lot
@@stimpy2k It's not ideals or a playbook. People can't seem to remember this is a parody and satire channel.
at 3:26 I was half expecting him to accuse the sandwich of being insensitive towards Jewish people
1:51
"You're preventing two representants of different ethnicities from kissing. That's seggregationist."
It's been a long time since the last time I watched a C&H video twice in a row. Good work!
"I know now why you fry" made me cry
2:00 "we don't target the children."
WE DO NOW
4:33 there is a voice actor for Adolf hitler
And I don’t know what to do with that information, but now I can’t live without this information
"I know now why you fry" ... as someone who saw T2 at the theater back in '92, this was especially special.
The Tolerator vs PC Principle is aboutta be the crazy face off in all of fiction.
3:06 I didn't expect that 🤣
Why is the Tolerator christian 🤧
Hes tolerant to all.
I haven't seen the last two movies, are they as good as this one?
no
No 2
No 3
@@RedYoshiGamer2 no 4 back to the streets
No 5: Reborn
My favorite part is how the tolerator is the only guy who’s actually being any of the things he says, like most people who try to call out others for no reason
The fact that’s it’s been a while since this is made and this is still accurate to how a lot of dumb people act is both insanely funny and kinda sad at the same time
Yes because racism and sexism and blasphemy is dead, no need to call people out man unless they are wearing a clan hood and are beating up a black dude. Unless things specifically escalate to such an extreme, we should never call bad things out that happen in our society. Because our society is perfect, we are the pinnacle of western civilization and if they can't see it they are just a soyboy woke pilled libturd commie.
My parents thought I was dying while I was laughing my ass off to this.
2:51
I almost died!🤣🤣🤣
Gives a new meaning to "Judgement day".
Lol. Clever.
Haven't seen a c&h skit in literal years. I was surely not disappointed
You nailed it !!!
You hit a lot of people where that's hurt !!!
And it's for the best, keep it up
"I know now why you fry" That scene always makes me fry so much
That guy was not being very tolerant of their present, that's for sure.
Absolutely none of this was tolerance.
2:12 continuity error
Bro has a color changing shirt
@@sebastianvalero5635 bacanardo
He’s from the future
They can do that stuff
That's not the future, that's now!!!
this is more accurate than it should be
If Twitter was an actual person.
He's not the hero we need, but the one we deserve.
Not the hero we need, or deserve, or want, or a hero at all
no
He's the hero we.... have.
*terminator theme intensifies*
@@Razash Best response
The animation of making him walk was the best part of the video. Illed me dead.
I was watching this video and then my neighbor came and we watched it together. He said that this video changed his life and touched his heart. I then went and rented a projector in a big field and my entire town watched it and it changed their lives too. We all are so grateful. Thank You for this video….
First one of these I’ve seen since like 2013 and its GOLD!
I think we’ve found Lunk’s tolerant doppelgänger of the future
"Why aren't you playing with the normal children?"
😂😂😂
Laughed my ass off at 1:32 when he pulled out just part of Nigeria
3:43 "why because only women can be in the kitchen? " TOLERATOR WHAT THE F-
Even though the theme is a spoof, it still sounds epic!
And the kid even looks like young John Conner.
Furry t-1000 asks--
“Have you seen this character design?”
Almost like that's the point