C&H SHOW SEASON 3 - EPISODE 1 (FULL EPISODE)
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- Опубликовано: 27 дек 2023
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As a veteran, ultrasoldier getting screwed over by the government with his benefits is accurate
Man my buddy tells me all the time, fudge the VA
@ogtobi8547 it really is, I had to wait 7 months for a hearing test and I only got that because I found out they had an opening for one after someone cancelled. The VA doesn't care about veterans
@@ogtobi8547just say fuck
and yet, people believe it doesnt happen.
@noahjohnson935 honestly I wanna scream it from the hills and all the politicians that make promises to fix it and then they don't
amazingly nuanced ending. he lost everything, so he decided to blow up his ultra head and replace it with painbot. now he will always feel pain.
I thought it meant he is in so much pain from the loss that even a painbot head feels better?
Its kinda sad assuming he lost his family, his body, and his only friend.
Do anyone remember ultra soldier?
He'd rather feel pain than nothing at all
I thought he was just so disgusted with everything that he put the pain it on his torso knowing it would destroy everything
Painbot is the perfect example of "just because you can, doesn't mean you should"
What do you mean are you telling me that you don't want a painbot of your own
It’s a genuinely disturbing concept to be honest.
iphones
@kylehankins5988 just because you are scared of innovation and change doesn't mean it will stop just buy a painbot of your own and you will see what I mean
Painbot could've been good if there was a way to observe its reaction to pain.
Ultra Dad changing the lightbulb midair is perfection
I didn't expect that 😅
This is comedy gold, it’s nice how they add things like that
With Painbot a robot revolt would be guaranteed...and entirely justified.
Only if we give it appendages.
It would fail, because failure is pain, and it would live with the despair of that failure.
Dang that’s deep
Man
You just predicted the future, my friend.
They drag him away from his life and family, threw him into war, discarded him once the war was over with no benefit whatsoever, and say goodbye goodluck. Hmmm...
Did you mean: The US army?
"After all this you did to me, now you just throw me off and say Goodbye, good luck?"
"No one said good luck. Goodbye!"
I was crying and luahign at the same time Ultra said "Buddy NOOOO"
I honestly wasn't expecting the story to be so emotional...
emotional? it is straight down depressing!
To be fair, the show is called cyanide and happiness. I think at this point if you know what they are known for ya'd realize his sad stories are basically their specialty.@deathkeys1
@@deathkeys1 PainTech sponsored
@@crisrodriguez9359 good one.
I thought he said "Ultra Daddy Nooooooooo"
FYI: This is from the Cyanide & Happiness Show, Season 3, which was released back in 2017 on a streaming platform. These weren't shorts - they were longer and meant to have more of a narrative, especially Season 3, which had a full season-long plotline.
So, spoilers, but Painbot and Ultrasoldier will return.
thanks bro
Still no news on Freakpocalypse ep 2
@@horizonblack8351I think it was abandoned
Do you know the name of the sad song in the end?
I still really wish they just uploaded the episodes so I could watch these in order.
I love how the Painbot kept trying to vibrate itself off the cliff.
1:43
10/10 product - would painbot again.
Whoever narrated that commercial deserves a cookie - that was Billy Mays level quality.
I think mine is defective, it keeps screaming
@@menacingpyro2005No, thats normal, thats the new version they were promoting.
@@GoetzeLP mine isn’t the new version though, I bought mine back in the early 2000s and just recently it started screaming
@@menacingpyro2005 Return it to your local Painbot manufacturing plant because screaming might be a bug with the artificial sentience...
So they deserve either a cookie, or to get brained by falling airplane luggage?
Wow this is like the only C&H video to make me cry a bit....how he went from a loving kind family guy to what the government made of him and the ending where he replalces his head with painbot so that he can process all that pain. And that long frame cinematic shot of him taking out the grenade from his head. A cinematic movie by c&h ....we need more of these....10/10. Better than most action movies. Well done c&h.
Made me sad.
I take it you haven’t watched the Depressing Episode
we can never get happy endings can we.
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Of 😡 you
Always forget that sometimes C&H will randomly show you horrors you never imagined
You either get something that makes you want to swallow cyanide, or something extremely amusing, that's why it's called Cyanide & Happiness
The monotone voice for Ultra was just too much. 😂
"buddy nooooooooo" 🤖
@@AVI-lh6rm”ultradaddy nooooooo”
Budde-noooooooooo
Buddy noo
0:58 "post-live pain" bro just living the eternity pain and keeps smiling, he's tough as hell
We all need a Painbot in our lives
Nonono, we need TWO painbots! Don't forget it!
@@Ferrari255GTOsame to you.
I am my own painbot
So attach a lightbulb to a metal box with a face on it and hook it up to two batteries. There you go. Pain Bot.
"paintbot"
When I hear the name Painbot I automatically start saying “All I know is pain.”
Pain, pain, pain...
Wondered what happened to it
TT
Fr
I know C&H gets dark but.....damn dude that was dark. But I did laugh at "Ultra Daddy nooooooooooo!"
Painbot is how we end up with AM. Or is Painbot just what AM turns us into since it has no mouth and he must scream.
I was looking for this one!
Those who know.
12:51 I love how he says "oh go-" so calmly.
8:23 iPhone people LOL
😂😂
Owning a Painbot is basically having Schadenfreude. No other reason, except maybe that you relate with them.
1. Y'all's animation is looking better every video. 2. PTSD is a pain in the ass.
The comedy, the storytelling, the social commentary, the way it's all interweaved together... just sublime. Explosm for president!
Honestly this is way better than any movie or TV series I have seen. So nuanced
The plot will only getting thicker and thicker by each episode on the season.
I know this is supposed to be a parody but, damn this hit so close to home. Still loved it.
The Painbot scenes are what robots in apocalyptic movies think humans are like
how the US Army recruits their soldiers:
Humans in another century: "Hey why don't we make a bunch of robot soldiers with Painbot's AI"
As soon as that man said "we're family" i was betting on how he died. Still hilarious somehow, which is why i love these things
This was bleak even by C&H standards. Chef's kiss!😆
My god the ending. Now the box even has a body.
«We should have been excused from lugging a body: the burden of the self was enough.»
Cioran
"You killed a whole country, and this time it was one of the bad ones." is just perfect xD
13:05 "ULTRADADDY NOOOOO"
makes me laugh :)
13:03 actruely
This needs to be a 3+ hour feature film, right now!
If you want a 2 hour one there's always RoboCop. Sequel is hella fascist, but the first one's great
@@Gammera2000 RoboCop the movie??
Buddy eating the grenade is an image I'll never ever forget in my entire life and it made me howl 😅😂
This was better than the Robocop remake in every respect.
⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️
-Would purchase a painbot again for my family, it truly makes wonderful screams, I might buy one for the whole family!
What's the difference between painbot and Mr. Meeseeks?
Nothing! Existence is Pain!
I guess one is a box and the other comes from a box
Super solider skipped leg day💀💀💀
Does that mean Ultradad's not joining the dad club?
I actually loved this season of the show! Really well put with the whole Paintech company being the main antagonist of the events of this season!
one of the best episodes of Cyanide & Happiness, with the amount of every minute detail, shot, and story, just outstanding, marvelous, and genius.
“this was good… it hurts”
A Terminator for a kid’s toy?
Must be a Thursday!
Looks like someone hasn't watched the whole video.
I know this will get demonetized to oblivion but damn what an amazing story! Thank you for sharing it with us!
tbh I thought the pain bot was about inflicting pain i never expected that lol
Instead of inflicting pain, he receives pain.
@@estebangutierrez160 truly a hero
@@shahhaque5242 if I buy one, it'll probably explode.
10:16 - I've seen clip-on ties before, but never a screw-on tie!
Fantastic as always! The jokes were great and animation was always fun!
This episode hit home for me. And I wanted to share a story. Don’t worry it does have a happy ending but it is super rough to get there (CW: PTSD, emotional abuse) I had an ex who was in the military. He was kinda like ultrasoldier in that the military wouldn’t let him go. He was deployed a lot and it sucked because he was treated like shit by his command and wouldn’t be promoted to the rank he wanted despite him being the best at his job in his unit. We were friends for a long time before we tried our hand at a relationship. My ex was interested in everything: he spoke 5 languages, played music, wrote fiction, and even painted a little bit. He loved expressing himself and he loved to help people out. But the military always forced him to deploy and he told me things he saw that were bad. Like war crime bad. He would use alcohol as a coping mechanism and one night I saw him after 19 mixed drinks. He was so shit faced he asked me to punch him (I didn’t)
Later we got into a relationship and the night we made it official he cut himself real bad at his place. Problem was he didn’t have insurance (he left the military on his own terms). I asked him if he wanted to go to the VA and he told me that it would be pointless. So what does he do? He gets an iron and uses that to cauterize his wound.
We were at a work party of his and the night was going really well but he continued to drink. When he got shit faced he would get really cynical of life and would always want to fight someone. I remember he was trying to goad one of his coworkers to hitting him. Another friend of his, also a vet, was helping me trying to get my ex back home. My ex declined as he wanted to make sure another drunk co worker got home safe. So his friend and I got into our Uber (mind you it is a blizzard outside) and go back to his place. My ex shows up later that night completely wasted and starts breaking shit at his place. He actually threw a knife into his door.
So later my ex and I were once again at his place and he was wasted. The night got weird. My ex was in one of his moods and he was out of it more than usual and asked me if I trusted him as we were laying together on his bed. I said I do and he grabs his pistol off of his night cabinet and asks me to pull the trigger on him. I tell him no I am not gonna do that. He aims the gun at another part of his room and pulls the trigger; nothing happens because the gun wasn’t loaded.
That night still haunts me.
Later we break up and for two years I don’t really interact with him. I have flashbacks occasionally to that night and the things he said and did. He never physically hurt me but the emotional scars are there. Kind of like painbot 😞
Anyway two years past and my ex reaches out to me. He wants to make amends. So we meet up at a local restaurant near me and we talk for hours. I tell him exactly how I felt because of his actions. And you know what: he apologized. He explained to me that he hurt a lot of people during that period because he himself was lost. War PTSD along with a Tonne of personal traumas caused him to always be vigilant and always on edge. So after everyone he knew left him he had to come to terms that he was not ok. He told me that something that helped him was that he realized he is a gay man. He even has a boyfriend that he has been seeing for a long time. He had to crawl out of his darkness and change. He had to come to accept to leave his military experience behind him and move forward to things he wanted to do. He got his degree in creative writing and is now entering writing contests! I’m really proud of him because he changed for the better. But he still is working hard to make his life better.
As for me I’ve spent this year really tackling my own issues and am at a better place too.
The moral of this story is that if you are in that dark place you can get out of it. You are not alone; you matter. They say it takes a village to raise someone and it really does. You don’t have to be like painbot ❤
Thanks for sharing, that was some ride!
Not everyone can get out of a dark place. It depends how dark it is and why
how dare you hit me in the feels after making me laugh lmfao
I love that the magic of coincidence put this episode, and many others, into the Stephen King Dark Tower universe with the Flaggerty Character.
I'm older now, and see the stories in these s&h videos, ultra soldier is about PTSD and the horrors of it, making a soldier think they've lost it all, tempting suicide, because not only did they murder innocent people, they've lost comrades, friends, and family.
These start to make sense to me
Damn, that was one of the best. The voice acting for ultrasoldier was hilarious
I usually am not a person who falls into depression but the first time I saw the Painbot segment on the full-length C&H Show, I felt something very deep and unsettling within me 😅.
That general put that guy into villain arc for no reason at all
12:13 ultra dad is cooking
cooking his brain
Literally deserves an Emmy
100/10 top tier movie please make more like this and a sequel yall are legit genius
This is beyond words. Loved every minute of it.
ULTRA DADDY NOOOOOO!
When i read painbots different types of pain and i feel half of the list all the time. I think i found my spirit animal
I cannot stop thinking about the painbot from Teen Titans thanks to my cursed childhood memories.
Legend of UltraPain Soldier begins now
Best movie of the year, it had everything. Even Painbot. Especially Painbot.
[for demonstration, Mr. Kinney points a pistol at ED-209]
ED-209: [menacingly] Please put down your weapon. You have twenty seconds to comply.
Dick Jones: I think you'd better do what he says, Mr. Kinney.
this is a masterpiece
huh yeah 💀
Yea... Same. 💀💀💀
This had more character growth, emotions, pain, and an ending than any modern cod game
I am so glad yur reposting these old vids. So much nostalgia from these…
That was surprisingly depressing
I feel like that Pain Tech company would fit perfectly in a Fallout game
We all remember ultra soilder
what a great episode!!!
Wow the endig was really well done. Can't wait to find out how the saga continues.
Im following C&H for really long time and every time they f.suprise me they're genius people who made them and its just a biiig thank you.we understand and appreciate your art. Thank you ❤
I thought the ending was gonna be a plot twist where his experience was used to create painbot
9:40 smartest person in the whole episode right there
6:19 "Let's go 6 to 6! 6 to 9!" That got me lmfao
8:29 I love that dude from the left.
It is so good. I hope you get what you expect from this series being on youtube and it always stays here.
Painbot makes my life seem not so bad. 😮
It's working already. 🤣🤣🤣🤣
@@estebangutierrez160 🤣🤣🤣
7:12 i knew this guy was going to die the moment he started consoling ultrasoldier🤣🤣
Dammit, why couldn’t you feed Sad Larry into the pain box machine to get authentic human emotional pain!
この番組が大好きです
Best darn parody of capitalism ive ever seen.
It brings oil to my eyes and money to my pockets.
This deserved to win the Best Amine Award of 2023.
Season 3 was my favorite I can’t wait for the rest of the season!
I remember watching these on VRV. I’m glad the RUclips community can watch them now
It would have been funny if the whole thing was just a painbot commercial
10:06 Ultradad was such a good dad, The Painbox was not feeling pain
6:04 That frame is nightmare fuel
That scene is referring to the United States slaughtering us Vietnamese people 😢❤️🩹💔
That scene is referring to the United States slaughtering us Vietnamese people😢💔💔
THEY GOT A CAN OF WHOOPASS. The triangle of hair is a great detail too
i guess he has to send his condolences to his friend's family by word of mouth
Painbot iPhone parody is amusing. The ultra-guys arc too. But the "son-of-a-bitch"-slinging General was definitely the best part.
This is gonna be a start of a villain arc I swear
So many subtle jokes sprinkled all over the length of the film, I love it! 😄❤️
Love how the waiting line completly matches the apple store line!
Painbot has phantom limbs, it's a must buy.
Dw guys I watched the entire Cyanide and Happiness show, Painbot and Ultrasoldier will return! 😎👏
I’m actually crying over the last minute
13:13 ending was so sad😢 but so insanely made