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  • Опубликовано: 27 дек 2024

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  • @whatswithgus
    @whatswithgus 4 года назад +2008

    "Why did he think we wouldn't just kill him?" My thoughts exactly when I was watching the episode!

  • @jamma.77
    @jamma.77 2 года назад +1395

    "I'm your best---" *Gets immediately exterminated.*
    *Brief pause.* "Why did he think we wouldn't just kill him?"
    So on point.

    • @joelper7567
      @joelper7567 2 года назад +91

      I was so pissed they didn't kill him in the actual episode. The ONE CHARACTER WE ACTUALLY WANTED THEM TO KILL.

    • @jamma.77
      @jamma.77 2 года назад +83

      @@joelper7567 They didn't even kill Jack so he could demonstrate his immortality instead of just clunkily exposititing it - that's Chibnall for you, I guess.

    • @Marshall-Ridez
      @Marshall-Ridez Год назад

      @@jamma.77 it was a fine episode but yeah he should of got shot tbh like where he is behind a wall and he is chillin there and made it that the daleks detect him and then shoot him and he comes back after that then teleports off the ship then it explodes then we would all be happy but no chibnall didn't do that

    • @garrtoons4303
      @garrtoons4303 11 месяцев назад +5

      ​@@joelper7567Maybe it's because he's so evil that they didn't mind him. 😂

    • @Ishtarru
      @Ishtarru 11 месяцев назад +5

      Glob I wish that actually happened in the episode.

  • @Glisten456
    @Glisten456 2 года назад +1599

    "Nobody wants to see a racist compost bin!"
    Exactly, they'd much rather see racist salt shakers

  • @tardisglitch547
    @tardisglitch547 3 года назад +1486

    "Those are powerful intelligent creatures. I'm backing them."
    *" P E W ! P E W ! P E E E E E W ! "*

    • @playtime_foxy
      @playtime_foxy 2 года назад +11

      Yep

    • @ananonymousnerd.2179
      @ananonymousnerd.2179 2 года назад +42

      And the newest one with the mini-gun-sticks. "We traded the pew-pew for a rata-tat-tat!"

    • @playtime_foxy
      @playtime_foxy 2 года назад +18

      @@ananonymousnerd.2179 Best quote in dalek history

    • @eliotreader8220
      @eliotreader8220 2 года назад +9

      your playing with fire Pal, they are literally a group of deadly Pepper Potts

    • @PurpleHeartE54
      @PurpleHeartE54 2 года назад +2

      @@ananonymousnerd.2179 AND IT CANNOT. POSSIBLY. MISS. RATA-TA-TA-TA-TA----

  • @ghingcarl
    @ghingcarl 3 года назад +1868

    “Do you remember Torchwood, mixed bag wasn’t it?”
    “Never really cared for it”
    This was painfully hilarious.

    • @SwiftNimblefoot
      @SwiftNimblefoot 3 года назад +32

      Oh that must have stung. :)

    • @wanderingshadow1372
      @wanderingshadow1372 2 года назад +55

      Jack: "You gotta be kidding me."

    • @eliotreader8220
      @eliotreader8220 2 года назад +18

      it was nice how they brought Captain Jack to appear in a Dalek episode which is very fitting given how he's got a past history with them

    • @willwh9228
      @willwh9228 2 года назад +4

      Yeah it good seeing captain Jack again.

    • @wanderingshadow1372
      @wanderingshadow1372 2 года назад +2

      @@eliotreader8220 Agreed. Loved that Gwen Cooper mention too!

  • @VictorianOrpheus
    @VictorianOrpheus 4 года назад +1549

    'B&M Bargin Bin Boys' is probably one of the funniest things I've heard recently. Also absoltuely love the prospect that the daleks all secretly have northern accents

  • @Ardvards
    @Ardvards 4 года назад +3057

    "you've given me a lot to think about"
    "really?"
    "nope"
    "WE PEAKED AT THE DEAD PLANETTTTTTTT"

    • @denis197534
      @denis197534 4 года назад +85

      Lol that made me laugh so hard

    • @MangoMonster2007
      @MangoMonster2007 4 года назад +62

      Ngl I’m going to add this to my soundboard

    • @redactedduetosafetyreasons
      @redactedduetosafetyreasons 3 года назад +22

      Now This. Is GREAT Comedy.(Way Better Than Bad Comedy)

    • @klop4228
      @klop4228 3 года назад +13

      The episode or the serial?

    • @archusrtm6325
      @archusrtm6325 3 года назад +9

      Personally I think they did. Because they felt quite sad to see

  • @jevanking4768
    @jevanking4768 4 года назад +2367

    ‘I could not find anything for garlic afterbirth’ yeah that’s probably for the best

    • @jvevers
      @jvevers  4 года назад +252

      imma delete my search history.

    • @davros_adl8155
      @davros_adl8155 4 года назад +41

      Oh god I just googled it

    • @_HOLLOW_-ll7dj
      @_HOLLOW_-ll7dj 4 года назад +30

      w h a t i s I t

    • @TheWilliShow-r4v
      @TheWilliShow-r4v 4 года назад +23

      Bugger

    • @JSP_1147
      @JSP_1147 4 года назад +29

      Dalek: You Know you've give me a lot to think about
      Fake Dalek: Really
      Dalek: No...
      PEW PEW PEWW PEWW

  • @TheJokerX94
    @TheJokerX94 4 года назад +638

    2:04 "Keep to your cute little V formations everybody, LIKE GEESE!"

    • @mayzhen-yan4532
      @mayzhen-yan4532 3 года назад +16

      Lol😂🤣🤣

    • @mayzhen-yan4532
      @mayzhen-yan4532 3 года назад +15

      Yes there now geese for 30 secs

    • @RDMGAMER
      @RDMGAMER 2 года назад +7

      I didn’t notice the LIKE GEESE part so thank you for that.

  • @ShameleonFactor
    @ShameleonFactor 4 года назад +470

    "I could not find anything for 'garlic afterbirth."
    *"BUGGER.”*

    • @LeBeaBae
      @LeBeaBae Год назад +5

      dude the "BUGGER" keeps killing me

  • @tomimpala
    @tomimpala 4 года назад +850

    The Robertson "these are intelligent creatures" as you go "pew pew" and Jack groaning at "Torchwood was a bit of a mixed bag" is so gold

  • @khloet508
    @khloet508 4 года назад +1618

    "It's quite important that they don't realise I'm here"
    Lands Tardis in the open whilst daleks are flying above it

    • @libertyadams5961
      @libertyadams5961 4 года назад +100

      Ikr, that was so stupidly contradictory I thought it was a *joke*. Ik I laughed.

    • @khloet508
      @khloet508 4 года назад +123

      @@libertyadams5961 Chibnall's writing is unintentionally funny, but intentionally cringeworthy

    • @cybertris6911
      @cybertris6911 4 года назад +20

      I mean it's possible that she made it invisible to anyone outside of the shield. Like in the Series 6 opener they landed it in the white house invisibly.

    • @khloet508
      @khloet508 4 года назад +54

      @@cybertris6911 difference between season 6 and revoultion of the daleks, season 6 explained it, whereas the new years epidode blatantly showed the Tardis landing infront of thousands of daleks

    • @cybertris6911
      @cybertris6911 4 года назад +5

      @@khloet508 yeah but it's still possible she made it invisible. It's not like the daleks had dialogue that confirmed that they saw it so we can just make an assumption that there's a reason they didn't see it

  • @britanimations2002
    @britanimations2002 4 года назад +2761

    This came out quicker than I would've ever expected. How the Daleks sound out of their casing, genius

    • @jvevers
      @jvevers  4 года назад +199

      Would have come out quicker without five previous attempts to get it through the copyright system! Thanks for watching :)

    • @MillywiggZ
      @MillywiggZ 4 года назад +22

      It came quicker than your mam.

    • @IllusivePrime
      @IllusivePrime 4 года назад +38

      Yeah, they sound like Yorkshire Dalek mutants. lol As a Yorkshire man, I approve. lol

    • @spawnof200
      @spawnof200 3 года назад +23

      @@IllusivePrime reminds me of christopher eccleston

    • @winebrenner3
      @winebrenner3 3 года назад +13

      @@jvevers what happened to actor who plays mr bean

  • @damno.1376
    @damno.1376 2 года назад +275

    I will never get tired of hearing Daleks saying bugger, these are my Daleks.

  • @dylanhope9841
    @dylanhope9841 3 года назад +473

    “These are powerful, intelligent creatures”
    The Daleks: PEW PEW PEW PEW PEW PEW

    • @MacTechG4
      @MacTechG4 2 года назад +14

      Personally, I prefer the RATTA-TAT-TAT!

    • @PurpleHeartE54
      @PurpleHeartE54 Год назад +4

      ​@@MacTechG4AND IT CANNOT POSSIBLY MISS.

    • @TotherKoala
      @TotherKoala Год назад +2

      @@PurpleHeartE54RATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATATA

  • @billylardner
    @billylardner 4 года назад +1947

    "Alert, political analogy approaching" IM CRYING

    • @billylardner
      @billylardner 3 года назад +23

      @@billyswift5394 no, i am

    • @I_Stole_Your_Toast
      @I_Stole_Your_Toast 3 года назад +19

      Pew pew pew pew

    • @MegaTaylor12345
      @MegaTaylor12345 3 года назад +11

      Why did he assume we would not just kill him

    • @SwiftNimblefoot
      @SwiftNimblefoot 3 года назад +25

      It's weird they made british Trump, isn't their current president already british Trump? He sure has the same crazy hair.

    • @Capybarrrraaaa
      @Capybarrrraaaa 2 года назад +3

      @@SwiftNimblefoot Nah, there's quite a bit of difference between Trump and our PM, Johnson; Trump's more of a self-interested grifter, where Boris is more 'born into the lap of luxury that cheated him to the top through nepotism' while being stuck with a teenager's mentality.
      Trump's half-competent and malicious. Boris is wholly incompetent and believes himself beyond consequence. Not sure which is worse, as a leader, honestly.

  • @psiseven
    @psiseven 4 года назад +995

    3:10
    "Those are powerful intelligent creatures"
    Intelligent creatures: Pew noises

  • @ihateunicorns867
    @ihateunicorns867 4 года назад +1541

    "La la la la la I'm Right!"
    "You glow the wrong colour!"
    This is brilliant.

    • @robertonline6543
      @robertonline6543 4 года назад +11

      Lmao

    • @robertbeaudry9872
      @robertbeaudry9872 3 года назад +14

      It's a good allegory for conservatives vs non conservatives... but it's simply NOT dalek behaviour from either side... daleks are not standup comics

    • @serpentine8124
      @serpentine8124 3 года назад +36

      ​@@robertbeaudry9872 "you are superior in one aspect...your better at dying" Yeah sure buddy.

    • @robertbeaudry9872
      @robertbeaudry9872 3 года назад +3

      @@serpentine8124 an unintentionally funny one off is very different from a set.

    • @serpentine8124
      @serpentine8124 3 года назад +32

      @@robertbeaudry9872 'would you care for some tea?' ' This is not war - this is pest control!"' "You would destroy the Cybermen with four Daleks? We would destroy the Cybermen with one Dalek! " Harriet Jones: "Harriet Jones, former prime minister." Daleks: "Yes, we know who you are."
      There's plenty of funny quotes from daleks. Anyway, this video is clearly satire, so its weird you'd get annoyed at a fan video for making daleks have a sense of humour, when they're clearly not intended to be like daleks in show, except for voice. I think your missing point of this videos, which is to be funny by changing voice lines of daleks.

  • @britanimations2002
    @britanimations2002 3 года назад +968

    I just realised, this should've been called "The Bitch Fight of Clifton Suspension Bridge"

    • @eliotreader8220
      @eliotreader8220 3 года назад +29

      i really like how they used that road bridge outside of Bristol city as the setting for the original Daleks to meet the Daleks that was built On earth

    • @northernleigonare
      @northernleigonare 3 года назад +6

      Hahaha

  • @Eques_Umbra
    @Eques_Umbra 3 года назад +257

    You know, I never saw this episode, and I literally could not tell til the end that this was a parody, and I thought the script writers finally went full on nuts. Had me dying of laughter there for a bit!

    • @x-LINX-x
      @x-LINX-x Год назад +13

      Thank you so much for this comment i was genuinely worried this was real

    • @sergiodelgado192
      @sergiodelgado192 Год назад +1

      This ain't real? Ok this ruined the whole episode for me

    • @paladinboyd1228
      @paladinboyd1228 11 месяцев назад

      @@sergiodelgado192How did it ruin the ep?

  • @heatherrockwell9012
    @heatherrockwell9012 4 года назад +407

    As someone who owns the modulator they use for the show, I can confirm that just talking into it without putting in the acting to make it sound right actually does sound just like that. It's amazing how much of it is just Nicholas Briggs (or you, or me, or whoever) talking like a Dalek.

    • @jvevers
      @jvevers  4 года назад +90

      Hoping to start saving soon towards getting the modulator Nick Briggs uses! Yeah you really have to proper yell into the mic. Definitely need to have water on standby...

    • @heatherrockwell9012
      @heatherrockwell9012 4 года назад +34

      @@jvevers Yeah, it's really cool to have, I got it for a Christmas a while back. One thing you notice (which I'm sure you've noticed) is that a lot of the Dalek voice from the show is actually just what Nicholas Briggs' voice sounds like, and that other people who do it won't sound the same because it'll be missing that component.

    • @future057
      @future057 3 года назад +3

      How did you get hold of a ring modulator?

    • @heatherrockwell9012
      @heatherrockwell9012 3 года назад +19

      @@future057 An inadvisable amount of money.

    • @DARKFIRE2008
      @DARKFIRE2008 2 года назад +1

      @@jvevers what do u use

  • @danielpurdy9328
    @danielpurdy9328 4 года назад +1755

    "Nobody wants to see a racist compost bin"
    *YEAHHHH*

  • @nickjrossi
    @nickjrossi 4 года назад +445

    It’s cool how he always manages to get Nicholas Briggs to voice the Daleks for his videos!

    • @jvevers
      @jvevers  4 года назад +198

      He won't return my faxes.

    • @RandomAmerican3000
      @RandomAmerican3000 4 года назад +35

      @@jvevers Isn't that a bit of a fax pas?

    • @ajivins1
      @ajivins1 4 года назад +13

      @@jvevers Try MySpace.

    • @kromus1
      @kromus1 4 года назад +16

      This was better than the whole era of Chib-Who

  • @pundahandz7403
    @pundahandz7403 3 года назад +1163

    "WHY MUST THERE ALWAYS BE CHANGE! CHANGE IS SCARY!!"
    That's it. That's the show.

    • @lloydzeroa.k.aforger6990
      @lloydzeroa.k.aforger6990 2 года назад +53

      Only good thing from eve was the gatling gun daleks.
      That shit is terrifying when you think about it.

    • @oricalu448
      @oricalu448 2 года назад +60

      @@lloydzeroa.k.aforger6990 shame they missed literally every shot. They might have even been a threat then.

    • @TimeMasterOG
      @TimeMasterOG 2 года назад +20

      @@oricalu448 storm trooper daleks

    • @eliotreader8220
      @eliotreader8220 2 года назад +4

      I don't know about that but I for one did like the Dalek's new sleek appearance it made them look more like elegant deadly Pepper Potts.
      the red lights made them look like you shouldn't mess with fire. I do like how this Dalek speaks with a Yorkshire accent

    • @TimeMasterOG
      @TimeMasterOG 2 года назад

      @@eliotreader8220 making their lights red just makes it blatantly obvious their evil and its not necessary

  • @amanul_2474
    @amanul_2474 3 года назад +744

    "How many of you are there?"
    "4"
    "You are going to defeat the cybermen with 4 Daleks?"
    "We would wipe out the cyber men with ONE Dalek"
    Good old days

    • @randomcenturion7264
      @randomcenturion7264 3 года назад +36

      I miss the era of the 10th. And maybe the first season of 11. After that, I'm good.
      I'm glad this video exists though. To see our old Bronze Bois wipe out those knock offs.

    • @neoterumi4772
      @neoterumi4772 Год назад +4

      @@randomcenturion7264 Parts of 6 and First half of Season 7 was good too.

    • @randomcenturion7264
      @randomcenturion7264 Год назад +2

      @@neoterumi4772 Oh really?

    • @neoterumi4772
      @neoterumi4772 Год назад +5

      @@randomcenturion7264 mostly the episodes about The Doctor and River in season 6 (Good man goes to war) and the final episodes about the Doctor and Amy and Rory together.

    • @codysonic1
      @codysonic1 Год назад +1

      I'LL DO IT!

  • @RGWProductions
    @RGWProductions 4 года назад +644

    "Alert! Observe! It is the Doctor! She is literally landing in front of us! We can *see* you, Doctor!" God this is gold.

    • @titusbraxin2188
      @titusbraxin2188 Год назад +25

      Ehh theyd probably prioritize killing the “inferior” daleks by principle even if there were only two daleks left in all of existence.

    • @theapple3160
      @theapple3160 10 месяцев назад

      Gold jerry, THIS IS GOLD

  • @penumbra4995
    @penumbra4995 4 года назад +3307

    Using the daleks as an analogy for both side of doctor who fans of traditionalist vs the new era was genius

    • @M4kshan
      @M4kshan 4 года назад +375

      Yes a genius way to show that the new era is literally shit

    • @M4kshan
      @M4kshan 4 года назад +77

      Because in the new fucking era Salem’s tend to say pew pew how fucking wonderful,a monster made to rule the galaxy as a superior entity say pew pew fuck to Chibnail

    • @MonotoniTV
      @MonotoniTV 4 года назад +102

      @@M4kshan what is the new era? Where do you guys draw the line?
      Capaldi? Eccelston? That blond woman?

    • @thrashpondopons2776
      @thrashpondopons2776 4 года назад +22

      & we can plainly see which side will win!

    • @Bagofnowt
      @Bagofnowt 4 года назад +44

      @@M4kshan You do know that... this is.. in the episode they didn't... never mind

  • @Tumbleflop
    @Tumbleflop 4 года назад +616

    *SOMEONE REFERENCED THE ETHERIC BEAM LOCATORS!*

    • @hyweljones718
      @hyweljones718 4 года назад +11

      I can't remember, was that from the Comic Relief special?

    • @Sonicbolt456
      @Sonicbolt456 4 года назад +27

      @@hyweljones718 it was originally used by the 4th doctor in Genesis of the Daleks, then used a bunch of times in audio and other media. It was then used to refer to a function that "Dalek Bumps" have in The Curse of Fatal Death, a comic relief special episode of Doctor Who

    • @TheSixthDoctor
      @TheSixthDoctor 4 года назад +6

      @@Sonicbolt456 Since The Curse of Fatal Death aired in 1999 and that's also the year Big Finish got started with original audio dramas, the timeline would be
      >Genesis of the Daleks > books > Curse of Fatal Death > audios.
      They are only Dalek bumps in Curse of Fatal Death, though.

    • @Sonicbolt456
      @Sonicbolt456 4 года назад +3

      Yeah

    • @SamuelBlack84
      @SamuelBlack84 3 года назад +2

      I'll explain later

  • @halocrafter300
    @halocrafter300 3 года назад +262

    “Let’s see if I remember how to activate my Ring MODULATOOOOR!”
    Goddamit it should be illegal to have me wheezing this hard.

    • @Azzameen99AZ
      @Azzameen99AZ Год назад +9

      Pretty sure he said "ring modulator", which is the device used by the BBC to create the Dalek voices.

    • @halocrafter300
      @halocrafter300 Год назад +1

      @@Azzameen99AZ fixed it, thank you

    • @Azzameen99AZ
      @Azzameen99AZ Год назад

      @@halocrafter300 Anytime. It's still frigging hilarious.

    • @saagabragi6938
      @saagabragi6938 Год назад

      @@Azzameen99AZ
      TIÖ

  • @TheHufflepuffSaint
    @TheHufflepuffSaint 4 года назад +239

    "You've given me a lot to think about."
    "Really?"
    "Nope." *Blaster Fires*

    • @thomasstorry1685
      @thomasstorry1685 3 года назад +14

      WE PEAKED IN THE DEAD PLANEEEEEEEEEETTT!!!!!!

  • @JeremyDuncan
    @JeremyDuncan 4 года назад +356

    The etheric beam locators and barbecue sauce joke was such an odd deep cut yet i highly appreciated it. My favorite was refencing the modulator!

    • @Nyaliva
      @Nyaliva 2 года назад +15

      Two references in one, only someone who is sufficiently in pop culture today and who consumes doctor who media from over a decade ago will get it, and I love it every time I hear it. 😆

    • @MacTechG4
      @MacTechG4 2 года назад +8

      Definitely love the obscure references

    • @MarioPerez-ng9it
      @MarioPerez-ng9it Год назад +3

      I want in on the joke please!

    • @Ruuehxbfiqkxn
      @Ruuehxbfiqkxn Год назад +11

      @@MarioPerez-ng9it It’s a reference to a doctor who comic relief special The curse of fatal death in which The Master gets two ‘ethnic beam locators’ on his chest (Dalek bumps) which look like boobies and a vine that goes: ‘so I was standing there, barbecue sauce on my titties…’
      I tried to explain it the best I can but it sort of sounds ridiculous unless you’ve seen the special

    • @MarioPerez-ng9it
      @MarioPerez-ng9it Год назад

      ​@@Ruuehxbfiqkxn hehehehehe

  • @mistamysteriuh
    @mistamysteriuh 4 года назад +1435

    Seriously, is no one gonna talk about Mr bean's unexpected appearance? That shit made me fall off my chair

    • @Gundam_JAY
      @Gundam_JAY 4 года назад +8

      Wait where

    • @lightdark00
      @lightdark00 4 года назад +27

      @@Gundam_JAY at 5:12

    • @dawnwayfinder
      @dawnwayfinder 4 года назад +60

      "Curse of Fatal Death" is now canon?

    • @lightdark00
      @lightdark00 4 года назад +21

      @@dawnwayfinder I don't watch the show anymore, but he obviously edited Mr Bean in.

    • @Dr.Death8520
      @Dr.Death8520 4 года назад +34

      @@dawnwayfinder wait, you're actually right. Because the doctor has many lives she doesn't know about (timeless child), fatal death is now canon until proven otherwise!

  • @CrossFilms669
    @CrossFilms669 4 года назад +410

    “These are intelligent creatures” “pew pew pew pew pew pew”

  • @wise89
    @wise89 3 года назад +70

    1:42
    *WHY MUST THERE ALWAYS BE CHANGE!*
    *CHANGE IS SCARY*
    that got me in stitches🤣🤣

  • @FloppydriveMaestro
    @FloppydriveMaestro 3 года назад +82

    The sequence at 0:48 where it transitions from the creatures voice to the shell is absolute gold

  • @trampolini40
    @trampolini40 4 года назад +762

    Fun isn't something one considers when watching Chibnall's Doctor Who but this... does put a smile on my face.

    • @Unethical.FandubsGames
      @Unethical.FandubsGames 4 года назад +56

      Yeah. I remember fun. This video reminded me that Doctor Who could be fun from time to time... I hate Chinball :(

    • @james_luigi6366
      @james_luigi6366 3 года назад +2

      Mood

    • @sillygoose635
      @sillygoose635 3 года назад +5

      yep... especially dealing with people who whine over change...

    • @mastermindjake12
      @mastermindjake12 2 года назад +13

      @@sillygoose635 "6 million less viewers than in 2018"

    • @lecrusty1984
      @lecrusty1984 2 года назад +18

      @@sillygoose635 Bad changes.

  • @user-ce8kn6sr4x
    @user-ce8kn6sr4x 4 года назад +228

    This was legitimately more fun to watch than the actual special

  • @activatehalo7763
    @activatehalo7763 4 года назад +279

    Oh god, nothing makes me laugh more than these.

  • @Nyaliva
    @Nyaliva 2 года назад +161

    There are so many great jokes here, but I freaking lose it everytime I hear:
    "Those are powerful intelligent creatures."
    *PEW* *PEW* *PEW* *PEW* *PEW*

  • @bluehero-96
    @bluehero-96 3 года назад +42

    The "Not my daleks" line was perfectly built up to and delivered. I can't get over it.

  • @luketyler
    @luketyler 4 года назад +156

    so i’m sat there, bbq sauce on my estheric beam locators

  • @sammartino392
    @sammartino392 4 года назад +326

    New Daleks: we are better, now let's attack earth!
    Old Daleks: and where did that bring you? Back to uuuus!!

  • @cybertris6911
    @cybertris6911 4 года назад +156

    Daleks arguing about TV ratings is my new favourite thing

  • @thehouseofwhatkivanders
    @thehouseofwhatkivanders Год назад +23

    "It's quite important that they don't realise I'm here."
    *ALERT! OBSERVE! IT IS THE DOCTOR! SHE IS LITERALLY LANDING RIGHT IN FRONT OF US--WE CAN SEE YOU DOCTOR!*

  • @videogamesonly7544
    @videogamesonly7544 4 года назад +41

    “So I’m sitting there barbecue sauce on my atheric beam locators”
    That’s just the best line ever

  • @Deathlygunn
    @Deathlygunn 4 года назад +241

    Anyone else find it hilarious that the Dalek out of it's casing occasionally sounds like Eccleston 😂

    • @cyberdalek615
      @cyberdalek615 4 года назад +39

      "I am alone in the universe. So are you. We are the same..." guess the Metaltron was more right than we let him on.

    • @quasarggl7502
      @quasarggl7502 2 года назад +4

      he is a good dalek

    • @johnroach9026
      @johnroach9026 2 года назад +8

      Well, Skaro does have a north, does it not?

    • @flightlesslord2688
      @flightlesslord2688 Год назад +1

      of course Daleks sounds like squiddy Yorkshiremen, why wouldnt they

    • @MacTechG4
      @MacTechG4 Год назад +5

      @@johnroach9026lots of planets have a north…

  • @oldoldmeme
    @oldoldmeme 4 года назад +552

    Back with the older videos I used to jokingly say "this is better than the actual episode". I am not joking anymore.

  • @kripht
    @kripht 4 года назад +215

    I haven't seen a doctor who episode this good for years.

  • @robinhood5627
    @robinhood5627 3 года назад +43

    "See if I remember how to activate my voice reMODULATOR!!!!" literally crying. These need to legit be in normal Dr who, I'd start watching it again then.

  • @areyra4469
    @areyra4469 3 года назад +23

    0:47
    The voice changing was so smooth

  • @benbrinicombe9530
    @benbrinicombe9530 4 года назад +52

    “LIKE GEESE!” Not sure why that made me laugh so much.

  • @J-meh2102
    @J-meh2102 Год назад +36

    It feels Ironic hearing the voice of the 9th Doctor as the daleks. In my opinion, I have never seen the Doctor's rage for the dalkes so raw and powerful in any other Doctor from this one... just to be the voice of the most cheery guy who goes to work with the most positive attitude ever! It feels so back-to-front it turns in on itself and makes it that much more hilarious.

  • @tealyg99
    @tealyg99 4 года назад +101

    The prodigal ring modulated voice hath returned

  • @traceywelsh6405
    @traceywelsh6405 3 года назад +105

    Humans: those are intelligent creatures
    Meanwhile the daleks daily life: “I’m a bit rusty on my BleepBloop dialect but I’ll give it a crack!”

  • @neo529
    @neo529 4 года назад +16

    Immediately I want more like this.
    Well done.
    I lost my shit about 30 seconds in with a mass of northern Daleks shouting "Ellooooo" and I didn't stop
    Had to watch it twice to make sure :D

  • @TheLegacyofHitchcock
    @TheLegacyofHitchcock 4 года назад +46

    When I heard the Vaccination Daleks' natural voices, I half expected them to storm Heaton Park....

  • @connorbevin2834
    @connorbevin2834 4 года назад +49

    Love the etheric beam locator nod. Love the curse of fatal death

  • @wuboAF
    @wuboAF 4 года назад +140

    Turn on CC. You won't regret it.
    Those Dalek names 😂

    • @shufflingkaosperson5522
      @shufflingkaosperson5522 4 года назад +14

      DALEK CHATTERTON

    • @jujublue4426
      @jujublue4426 4 года назад +15

      "The Doctor whether you like it or not"

    • @bipolarbear7337
      @bipolarbear7337 4 года назад +1

      You Sir, are a saint.

    • @t.estable3856
      @t.estable3856 4 года назад +7

      Thank you, I went back immediately and rewatched it with captions after reading this and have no regrets.

    • @usaydoo14
      @usaydoo14 4 года назад +1

      THANK YOU! THAT MADE IT TEN BILLIONS TIME FUNNIER!

  • @Lord_No-brainer
    @Lord_No-brainer 6 месяцев назад +5

    Gotta love how the Daleks represent the entire fandom right now

  • @TimeyWimey573
    @TimeyWimey573 3 года назад +95

    As someone who personally hates the new era(Post Moffat), this video was brilliant. Really shows what the right delivery and mentality can create when producing entertainment.

    • @edisontrent618
      @edisontrent618 2 года назад +2

      Honestly, I consider everything past Russel Davies the "new era". That's when it stopped being a beloved nostalgia product and started turning towards being a cash grab, and then it completed the transformation after Moffat.

    • @TimeyWimey573
      @TimeyWimey573 2 года назад +3

      @@edisontrent618 To each his own I guess. I was introduced with classic Who, but quickly fell in love with the newer ones as well (up till about Series 10, after which I increasingly disliked it. Didn't even watch Series 12 or 13 as I thought 11 was just that bad).

    • @saoranachnah-alba723
      @saoranachnah-alba723 Год назад +3

      ​@@edisontrent618I disagree with both of you, as while the Chibnall era has many, MANY, flaws, I feel it still keeps the spirit of Doctor Who just enough that I can still enjoy it as Doctor Who.
      And Moffat was better than Davies, bite me.

    • @LordDaret
      @LordDaret Год назад +1

      @@saoranachnah-alba723I always thought Moffat had great ideas and episodes, but as the seasons progressed he had a hard time executing the overall bi-seasonal arc. After a while, it would just become a giant frayed mess and he would just reboot and start from a new beginning to resolve the bloated story issue. You can kind of see this with stuff like being too fixated on Clara Oswald and giving her a free TARDIS (which I think was a bad idea) and if I remember correctly, “Demons Run” is the episode where too many characters are brought in on one episode.

    • @someidiotnamedtricks6397
      @someidiotnamedtricks6397 Год назад

      @@LordDaret wait wait wait she got a FREE TARDIS???

  • @michaellevandowski631
    @michaellevandowski631 4 года назад +84

    so glad to see that the king of doctor who parodies has finally made his triumphant return! Your re working of the dialogue has always been consistently hilarious and this is no exception. Also I just wanna say as a massive Star Wars fan myself, the use of The Force Theme at the end was a really nice addition :)

    • @jvevers
      @jvevers  4 года назад +12

      Thanks for watching! :)

  • @CrazyshadowTalksFootball
    @CrazyshadowTalksFootball 4 года назад +29

    2:28 ‘B&M Bargain Binboys’!! As a real life B&M employee, I approve this joke!! 🤣🤣🤣

  • @TenthSgtSnipes
    @TenthSgtSnipes 4 года назад +294

    Man those vaccination rays look pretty deadly ngl

    • @Tumbleflop
      @Tumbleflop 4 года назад +13

      Idk what you mean, the north korean vaccine is fi

    • @EditedAF987
      @EditedAF987 4 года назад +15

      Clearly it’s made from 5g networks

    • @shuvanispiritualsoldier8173
      @shuvanispiritualsoldier8173 4 года назад +6

      @@EditedAF987 UNIT uncovers the fact 5g is using delta waves!

    • @frankj2879
      @frankj2879 4 года назад +5

      Do not question the vaccine rays. The science says they are safe.

    • @alphayun7401
      @alphayun7401 4 года назад +1

      @@EditedAF987 oh nooooo!!! they are going to cause more viruses

  • @MaxinePrimal
    @MaxinePrimal 3 года назад +14

    "Keep to your cute little V formations. Like gEESE!"
    Brilliant.

  • @cardinalhamneggs5253
    @cardinalhamneggs5253 Год назад +8

    “So I’m sitting there, BBQ sauce on my ætheric beam locators…” Comedy gold!

  • @dogstar7925
    @dogstar7925 4 года назад +79

    "Political analogy approaching!" had me dead lol

  • @IllusivePrime
    @IllusivePrime 4 года назад +36

    'Those are powerfull and intelligent creatures.'
    Daleks: PEW! PEW! PEW! PEW!

  • @DangerVille
    @DangerVille 4 года назад +1088

    "NOT MY DALEK"
    *pew*
    *pew*
    *pew*
    *pew*
    *pew*
    *pew*
    *pew*

    • @russ6697
      @russ6697 4 года назад +8

      "Pugh, Pugh, Barney McGrew, Cuthbert, Dibble and Grub"

    • @ApolloXL5
      @ApolloXL5 4 года назад +18

      "These beings are extrremely intelligent." he says while hearing pew pew pew noises in the background. lol

    • @darthvader3829
      @darthvader3829 4 года назад

      I would have destroyed them

    • @adambros5572
      @adambros5572 3 года назад

      @@russ6697 wrong show

  • @Iggle_Piggle_Giga_Chad
    @Iggle_Piggle_Giga_Chad 3 года назад +22

    "I'm a bit rusty on my bleep bloop dialect, but I'll give it a crack"
    This is brilliant

  • @kierongreaves8945
    @kierongreaves8945 4 года назад +12

    1:30 "I’M A BIT RUSTY ON MY ‘BLEEP BLOOP’ DIALECT BUT I’LL GIVE IT A CRACK!" - Instantly subscribed from that moment, genius!

  • @Abbojnr
    @Abbojnr 4 года назад +22

    4:30
    Oh come on, that was perfect timing for a 'Bugger!'

    • @renaesanderson2159
      @renaesanderson2159 4 года назад +2

      Bugger happens at 1:55

    • @Abbojnr
      @Abbojnr 4 года назад

      @@renaesanderson2159 I know,

    • @renaesanderson2159
      @renaesanderson2159 4 года назад +2

      You can't overdo bugger lol it'll lose its power

    • @Abbojnr
      @Abbojnr 4 года назад +2

      @@renaesanderson2159 the power of the Bugger is a dangerous thing to dabble with,

  • @hoarderofhermits
    @hoarderofhermits 4 года назад +51

    Mr. Bean says the force will be with you in “mr.bean-pointing” language

  • @lordolxinator
    @lordolxinator 4 года назад +20

    Honestly wanting more Dalek episodes *purely* so you have more material to work with. Highlight of my night seeing this pop up, and garlic afterbirth made me burst out laughing!

  • @enderfox1699
    @enderfox1699 3 года назад +15

    2:44 -
    Dalek - "you ratings are way down, no one cares about you anymore"
    Notmydalek - " That's because people are consuming us in a different wa-"
    Dalek - "LALALALALA I'M RIGHT!! Nobody wants to see a racist compost bin"
    Also dalek - "Yeah"
    Also dalek - "your glow is wrong, the daleks do not glow red!"
    Also Dalek - "YEAH!"
    Notmydelek - "Why do we have to compare, we are all daleks"
    Dalek - *"NOT MY DALEK"*

  • @ruijie1961
    @ruijie1961 3 года назад +6

    Hearing a Darlek scream "BUGGER" was humor I didn't realize I needed.

  • @ghstudios5087
    @ghstudios5087 4 года назад +63

    There are few perfect things in life. This is one of them.

  • @CosmiKazie
    @CosmiKazie 4 года назад +35

    “So I’m sitting there, barbecue sauce on my etheric beam locators”

  • @Deathlygunn
    @Deathlygunn 4 года назад +136

    "It's important they don't know I'm here.
    "Alert, it's The Doctor, she's literally right in front of us"
    So glad someone picked up on the fact that a Dalek squadron literally flies right past The Doctor and the TARDIS, yet are suprised to learn she's behind the signal.

    • @ArgyleKatt
      @ArgyleKatt 3 года назад +8

      Never mind, stick to the V, STICK TO THE V!

    • @fredyrodriguez8881
      @fredyrodriguez8881 3 года назад +6

      Bring it down together lads

    • @LunaOfTheStarsMusic
      @LunaOfTheStarsMusic 3 года назад +3

      @@fredyrodriguez8881 keep it tight

    • @nitrus1933
      @nitrus1933 2 года назад +1

      @@LunaOfTheStarsMusic That was sloppy

  • @RealCoolstriker64
    @RealCoolstriker64 3 года назад +14

    I love how they talk about Torchwood while Jack’s there

  • @mattAVFC44
    @mattAVFC44 4 года назад +17

    ‘Oi lads wakey wakey!’
    ‘Oh halloh’
    ‘Oh helloh’
    ‘Oh helloh’
    ‘Oh is it that time already?’ Brilliant

  • @pinoyjona
    @pinoyjona 4 года назад +12

    I didn’t watch the New Years special so I was shortly convinced this was real dialogue by the Daleks. Really love seeing the Rowan Atkinson ending. I had fun seeing him play the Doctor for a bit 😊

  • @methebather4773
    @methebather4773 4 года назад +37

    Please tell me it's my deliveroo 😂😂😂😂

  • @OuterWildsAstronomer
    @OuterWildsAstronomer 4 года назад +38

    "This account has been suspended" Im dying loool

  • @heinz9613
    @heinz9613 4 года назад +20

    4:25
    This is the hardest I've laughed in years

  • @jamesricardo8067
    @jamesricardo8067 2 года назад +13

    "you've given me a lot to think about"
    "Really?"
    "Nope" hearing a dalek say nope killed me ngl

  • @jcrossan1351
    @jcrossan1351 4 года назад +13

    This was spectacular absolutely spectacular that ending had me burst out with laughter another brilliant job

  • @rosechuma2006
    @rosechuma2006 4 года назад +160

    "The heart of what we are remains!" That's the thing with Chibnall's era for me, it doesn't feel like it does.

    • @terrificprodctions5226
      @terrificprodctions5226 4 года назад +1

      Look who it is... I FOUND YOU!

    • @rosechuma2006
      @rosechuma2006 4 года назад

      @@terrificprodctions5226 Ayyy

    • @her0880
      @her0880 4 года назад +5

      Yeah like remember when chibnall renamed the daleks to salt shakers. And changed the title of the show to nurse who. Yeah can't believe he would do that.

    • @cameronmonaghan6883
      @cameronmonaghan6883 4 года назад +14

      It feels like a egg without anything actually inside it. Seems good enough but feels hollow inside.
      That being said Revolution of the Daleks has shown promise for the future
      (Or that could just be Jack and the Daleks)

    • @matthewfield5748
      @matthewfield5748 4 года назад +28

      @@her0880 No ones saying he changed the name, it just feels like it's "doctor who" in name only. Everything Chibnal has done feels like a poorly executed rip off of past plot lines as well as rip offs of other franchises. The timeless child wasn't just an unnecessary revelation that poorly explains things which never needed explaining but it was a blatant rip off of Doomsday's origin story from the DC universe. Moreover every detail in doctor who prier to this point fits inline with the assumption the doctor is a Time Lord with a regeneration limit. The Moffat era had a lot of details both prominently and in the back ground which pointed to that being the case and all Chibnal has done is created more work for himself because he now has to explain all the masses of contradictions. If he doesn't then any other show runner can just come up with a timey wimey way to say that it didn't happen, none of it's true and just cap off what a pointless waste of time Chris Chibnal's run of the show was.

  • @menkomonty
    @menkomonty 4 года назад +20

    If only we had Daleks bitch shaming each other in the actual episode, I would've given it a 10/10

  • @TheScarletSlayer
    @TheScarletSlayer Год назад +2

    I love the emphasis the dalek put on the TA at the end of "planet"

  • @gunmasterx1164
    @gunmasterx1164 3 года назад +12

    1:49 this is gold

  • @BlackenedLute
    @BlackenedLute 4 года назад +18

    This was so much better than the original episode 😂😂😂

  • @samcovington8713
    @samcovington8713 4 года назад +29

    I've really missed these you've made my Saturday!!

  • @DannyyF1
    @DannyyF1 4 года назад +15

    you NEED to have subtitles on to fully appreciate this masterpiece

  • @titanx5624
    @titanx5624 2 года назад +11

    2:23 Dalek Notmydiglett: *Stick to the V! STICK TO THE V! Bring it down together lads, keep it TIGHT! THAT WAS SLOOPY.* Why did you have to make that one so funny!🤣

  • @skytrooper3537
    @skytrooper3537 11 месяцев назад +1

    the sudden voice change from from "hey whats up lads" to being in the suit, threw me off so much XD

  • @tomlangford8885
    @tomlangford8885 4 года назад +33

    “I couldn’t find anything for garlic afterbirth”
    “BUGGER”

  • @edgymoji8260
    @edgymoji8260 4 года назад +42

    “Vaccination Ray!” I’m done 😂

    • @FHBStudio
      @FHBStudio 3 года назад +2

      They work! They won't die of covid! Then again, they won't die from anything else either. It's more like a "not dying from anything after this"-ray. Best sales pitch I had.

    • @matheuspinho4987
      @matheuspinho4987 3 года назад +1

      ISOLATE ISOLATE

    • @patrykpieczkowski4658
      @patrykpieczkowski4658 3 года назад

      Ray who?

  • @meeshkabob9601
    @meeshkabob9601 4 года назад +17

    I'll never get tired of these, you genius 😂

  • @AndersonOlivei
    @AndersonOlivei 3 года назад +19

    5:11 Hey look its the 9th doctor

    • @ThomasFarquhar2
      @ThomasFarquhar2 3 года назад

      That's Mr bean

    • @cyberdalek615
      @cyberdalek615 2 года назад +2

      @@ThomasFarquhar2 Yeah, but it’s also 9

    • @myvividmemories
      @myvividmemories Год назад +1

      @@cyberdalek615bro what the frick no it’s not

    • @WhoAteAllThePi
      @WhoAteAllThePi Год назад +2

      ​​@@myvividmemories we know john hurt is technically the ninth incarnation, but rowan atkinson was the 9th doctor before moffat's retcon, and is still referred to as such.

  • @doublee343
    @doublee343 Год назад +2

    0:47 “let’s see if I can remember how to activate MY RING MODULATOR!!”