Unlike you they haven't spend their entire lives playing video gam- oh wait yes they have. Well it's difficult to play and entertain on a LP...oh wait Lyle and DD (and Dave most of the time) play games just fine. Yeah I got nothing.
I tried to activate my gamer mode one time, but Tomar came with his gamer hat on and just looked and me angrily. I just knew then and there that my gaming career was over...
*-ignores the star coins* *-realizes they exist & vows to get all of them* *-gets mad at them being slightly hard to get & gives up* Cory's brain sure is a rollercoaster
@@fusionfountainit was called Alumium first, then Aluminum, and THEN the British started calling it Aluminium amd that's what the rest of the commonwealth went with.
i notice corey multiple times now ask if hes less annoying than b4. ive always liked corey even when he gets abit over sexual and angry its fun. hes recently been very entertaining and relaxed for his usual episodes may i even say...endearing
Wait, no Angry Corey or Pervert Corey anymore? I hope he comes up with a different New Years Resolution in a month and forgets this one. I want the old crusty Corey back.
Is Cory becoming a father?!?!?! No rly, not trying to be funny. The whole vibe just then of “Needing to become a better person becuz…you know” If so CONGRATS
i love the comment about having great depth perception being right in between them trying over 4 times each to go under a block to hit it and just continuing to jump directly in front of it all because the perspective is angled just slightly
Seeing 3 men in their thirties struggling in a game I beat when I was 12, truly is something.
its shocking that someone can be bad at this game 😂
This but me beating it at 7-8 😂
Same
Level 2-2 is NO JOKE
Unlike you they haven't spend their entire lives playing video gam- oh wait yes they have. Well it's difficult to play and entertain on a LP...oh wait Lyle and DD (and Dave most of the time) play games just fine.
Yeah I got nothing.
“Copey Delaminguez”. Oh Chris, what have you done…
Corey bringing up that they should have been collecting the star coins when he was the main one missing them is certainly peak Corey
3Ds era of Oneyplays
Having a 3ds with a capture card is awesome
Gonna guess they're running an emulator but how did they get their pics on it?
@@trapsackI thought it was an emulator cuz last ep I saw a mouse cursor
@@bagingospringo4396It's a real 3DS, they moved the mouse on the desktop capturing the output from the 3DS
They should play the 3DS version of Sonic Generations just for fucks. I don't even care if it's a one-off.
I closed my eyes during the suburban knights bit because I refuse to lose no Nostalgia Critic November
No Nut November❌❌❌
No Nostalgia Critic November✔️✔️✔️✔️✔️
@@omeganik2615 they're one and the same
In preparation for Disneycember
I saw a Bat Credit Card clip in a unrelated video earlier and I friggin lost my gord man
When Dave and Cory were teaching Chris how to swap power-ups, I knew immediately Chris was gonna accidentally toss the Tanuki Leaf into the lava.
It pisses me off how they're just WALKING PAST ALL THE GODDAMN STAR COINS
they're so easy to get too 😭
@@garfield5667hi garfield
I remember people complaining that this game was too easy when it came out, then three professional gamers can't make it past a baby level
It is pretty easy. The challenge doesn't really kick in until you get to the post game special stages.
**unzips pants**
ERM (Cums pants cutely)
We are leveling up tonight boys.
I tried to funny comment twice, but couldn’t because I referred to seamen
Really during independent reading time? *Sighs* *shakes head* *also unzips pants*
*zips them back up* do better bro... do better bro...
All Chris has to do is give the word, and I’ll gladly wake up my mommy to get her to transfer gamer energy to the playthrough
Lol her hand went up shit had me dying
Oneyplayers stand back and stand by
I tried to activate my gamer mode one time, but Tomar came with his gamer hat on and just looked and me angrily. I just knew then and there that my gaming career was over...
Luckily he didn't bash your head into the ground until u saw a dark red froth
And then two disappointed gamers looked at you
They better not say Dan dillyons in reference to dandelions
I'm... I'm sorry to tell you this...
I read this as they fuckin said it. 😂😂😂
DUDE i have terrible news. Sit down so you dont faint 🪑
Thank god we can see the very important 2nd screen… I was afraid the editor would fullscreen the game.
How else would you see what Item they have?
Dave is always talking about BBC
He is a bit fruity yeah he's gone thug hunting.
The British Broadcasting Network?
@@Pren0110 Cnetwork*
Who doesn't constantly talk about that?
Big Bad Cory?
We're living in history... Christory
i hope chris gets a turn this time
I'm glad they gave Mario his own 3D Land, very innovative.
i have never seen a man mimic 'Flight Of The Bumblebees' so perfectly with his mouth. i would marry you if you weren't dead
Hey it's me the maN
I'm alive again... So what's up haha..
They leveled up
Jesus christ that clip just played in my head😂
Go home gamer gurl!
Genuinely one of the funniest fucking clips ever and nobody knows about it😭
Please god let them finish this series this is some of the best oneyplays we've had in awhile.
Looking forward to the uncensored comp with no ads like limepeel96 has been doing. Literally gods work
@bagingospringo4396 holy shit it's literally YEARS of oneyplays zippity dippity doo doggie!
@@Plushgarage still
*-ignores the star coins*
*-realizes they exist & vows to get all of them*
*-gets mad at them being slightly hard to get & gives up*
Cory's brain sure is a rollercoaster
I hope chris picks me some beautiful dan-dillions on his vacation in Ireland.
Gamer mode isn't gonna be enough this time
*Jelqing Mode Active*
"How can three men in their 30s struggle to beat a Mario level?"
"They're..." "The economy's in shambles."
Paskenti day and Thanksgiving aligns this year...we are truly blessed.
I thought it was the day after Thanksgiving? I posted on the sub reddit if ppl are going to celebrate and it got downvotes I'm like wtf
I think Chris has sealed Cory's fate by calling him "Copey"
16:33 The equivalent to a rat trying to eat a piece of cheese off a mouse trap.
7:09 Chris EATS coffee confirmed
He eats the cup like those chocolate cups in Charlie and the chocolate factory
Crunches the beans
When Dave said : "I am a gay baby" I felt that...
Cory is addicted to saying "charming"
also "endearing"
GAMERS OPEN YOUR ROCKSTAR ENERGY DRINKS AND LETS GAME!!!!
Celery sticks and oj like a good boy
blehhh🤪haha! open your gaming juice...open your gaming juice and take a swig gamers!
honestly im really loving all the 3ds videos, this is awesome
so uh what's the deal? Dave is some kind of Gorilla Noise?
I thought corey was good at mario games? He's actually pure ass at this.
one of the easiest mario games too
I was hoping they’d finish this but after that blue and red level my hope is running thin
They let Oney...... Play?
My Romanian Uber driver just whipped his head around and spat chunks of beef in my face excited about this new episode
How can three men be so bad at Mario
all this 3ds content is tickling my fancy
Calling dandelions "dandillons" is like Americans calling aluminium "aluminum", caramel "carmel" and Cory pronouncing escape as "excape".
It was called aluminum first aluminium came later
@@fusionfountainit was called Alumium first, then Aluminum, and THEN the British started calling it Aluminium amd that's what the rest of the commonwealth went with.
Man good thing I had notifications on for this, I was in the middle of my circumcision
Pogging my eyes out as I watch this vid from the safe confines of my soy shelter
i notice corey multiple times now ask if hes less annoying than b4. ive always liked corey even when he gets abit over sexual and angry its fun. hes recently been very entertaining and relaxed for his usual episodes may i even say...endearing
Hi Copey 👋🏿
They had to get him neutered
That't why you're noticing a difference
@@seansmith6255 The Marsquach did the operation for free and quickly
Man I can’t wait to watch one more episode of this series and then never any more of it for no reason
Wait, no Angry Corey or Pervert Corey anymore? I hope he comes up with a different New Years Resolution in a month and forgets this one.
I want the old crusty Corey back.
I'm glad Cory is trying his best not to get mad at games for children, I'm so proud!
daves dandillions make me millions
Gamer Mushroom
Can't belive this comment was first this is literally nothing.
3, 2, 1 GAMER MUSHROOM
1, 2, 3 GAMER MUSHROOM
Vinesauce reference?
@@kricku Zach reference
How did they not realize (or try) that you can jump over multiple flip platforms? lol. Going one-by-one takes unnecessarily longer.
when you don't let cory rage, he just starts losing his gamer power
I'm shocked they haven't figured out how to long jump
i wish they kept up the tradition of briefly cutting to footage of someone dying in lava irl everytime mario falls into a death pool
I was looking away, looked back, saw the Sonic edit and it freaked me out for a second.
Is Cory becoming a father?!?!?! No rly, not trying to be funny. The whole vibe just then of “Needing to become a better person becuz…you know”
If so CONGRATS
If you only knew
Yeah after years of trying, Lexi finally knocked up Cory, it's like hentai rules where the tr***y knocks up the guy.
Mario''s liquid retention has NOTHING on Cory's rant retention.
i love the comment about having great depth perception being right in between them trying over 4 times each to go under a block to hit it and just continuing to jump directly in front of it all because the perspective is angled just slightly
*rezips pants*
*Cooms*
*Looks defeated*
they are extra in the spectrum lately i love it
Cory playing the flip puzzle is like the journalist playing the Cuphead tutorial.
It's painful that they don't do the long jump.
Never came so fast
2:55 forgot to change to Dave. Guess editor is having a vacation
Corey dont change
12:52 - We got one for the Channel Awesome references pt. 3 boys
im not trying to be mean but how are they actually this bad
they are going senile
5:15 That was a whole Looney Tunes sequence.
18:38 I always die laughing every time they use that stupid template missile edit
No zach in a mario video is a sin
Happy dance... activated * epic music *
“Copey Delaminguez” 😂😂😂
Great, now his arm is broken. Back to the coom bunker, I guess.
17:50, It's probably not anti-aliasing things. When the 3D is turned on the horizontal resolution is halved.
Hopefully chris doesnt get bullied this episode 😢
3 Sonic fans react to common 3D Mario mechanic FOR THE FIRST TIME!?
Oney played
These Dave and Cory episodes are epic.
14:33 dave is a gay baby
Grabs butter
I can't believe Chris had to play the cup and ball trick level trick
These guys aren’t true platformists
cory DEFINITELY listens to Packrunner Weiland
6:00 it’s 3D you idiots ❤
12:30 Fighting Foodon opening is the original.
thanks again for playing my Favorite game U ARE EPIC
Ngl, were getting spoiled boys❤
Please play Sonic 06 with Zach and Cory
I need to play this again since these guys are
If they played in 3D they would effortless complete the game
haha can you play a game you are good at next time haha
Whens Sonic Riders Cory?
Oney playz is in its Golden age
Oopsie sound is out of sync teehee inb4 reupload
Face Raiders playthrough when?
i love you Dave PhantomArcade
Oney, I bought a shirt from you :)
Fearless; Year of Cory
im gonna frick
God I love Dave and Cory
I love dave videos they are the best
No way they're actually gonna try to finish this game