Advice to 20 Year Olds | Ali Siddiq Stand Up Comedy

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  • Опубликовано: 18 окт 2024
  • Ali Siddiq shares why he's not interested in being any 20 year old's passenger, while they are the one driving.
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    Ali Siddiq is a stand-up comedian, public speaker, and writer out of Houston. Ali’s unique style of stand-up began behind the walls of incarceration, an incubator for interesting experiences and good stories.
    People received their first taste of Ali Siddiq when he appeared on HBO's DEF COMEDY JAM and LIVE FROM GOTHAM, and in 2013 he was named Comedy Central's "#1 Comic to Watch". In 2014, Ali impressed comedy enthusiasts by displaying his ability to captivate an audience with his "Mexicans Got On Boots" tale, descriptive storytelling, with over 15 million views, of a prison riot on THIS IS NOT HAPPENING, the first of three appearances. His stories continued with his HALF HOUR special, which premiered on Comedy Central in the fall of 2016. Immediately following the premiere of that special, Comedy Central offered Ali an hour-special where he performed for inmates live in a Texas jail, sending Ali back to where it all started. The hour special, Ali Siddiq: It’s Bigger Than These Bars, premiered in February 2018 on Comedy Central. In 2019, Ali could be seen as a Top 5 finalist on NBC’s BRING THE FUNNY. Most recently, Ali could be seen as a guest on THE JOE ROGAN EXPERIENCE.
    Advice to 20 Year Olds | Ali Siddiq Stand Up Comedy

Комментарии • 183

  • @vmarie7221
    @vmarie7221 Год назад +576

    It’s his delivery for me!! He’s so cool and casual with it 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @NkataM
    @NkataM Год назад +519

    That "Tete, do you love me" plot twist nearly knocked the air out of my lungs for good 🤣🤭😅

    • @jasonel28
      @jasonel28 Год назад +1

      hows that funny tho

    • @frds_skce
      @frds_skce Год назад

      Back in 2020, it would be funny. Now, i just feel dead inside cuz this dude is out of touch

    • @jaffaa
      @jaffaa Год назад +2

      It was a good joke, kinda ruined it for me when he said this happend like 7 years ago cuz im pretty sure that song wasn't out never mind the trend so thats what i thought when he said that, just made it to obvious that this story is made up for the joke to work

    • @nisiliciouse
      @nisiliciouse Год назад +7

      I think it was vine days, they would jump out and dance to the song while recording. Madness lol

    • @Torrious
      @Torrious Год назад

      @@jasonel28 Because it is clown, now laugh

  • @ReigningInTheKitchenWithRon
    @ReigningInTheKitchenWithRon Год назад +516

    "He needed an alignment..." Deadass! You know ppl in their 20s ain't paying attention to their car. or can afford to care for it, anyway. 😂😂😂

    • @Robopercy
      @Robopercy Год назад +37

      Thank you for your self correction. I DEFINITELY pay attention to/keep a general idea of what’s going on with my lady/car.. I just don’t have money to do more than say “I love you baby thank you for holdin me down” and keepin it pushin

    • @j.r.3945
      @j.r.3945 Год назад +17

      @@Robopercy fax fam like I can go get my shi checked out keep my oil right get my tires checked scan the computer for errors literally everything down to a car wash every month or detailing the interior but shii that run up a check and I could barely pay rent so imma just have to keep riding around in a hooptie until I get bread

    • @Johnpinckney98
      @Johnpinckney98 Год назад +2

      You right, all my money goes to bills, utilities, car insurance (liability) and what's leftover is maintenance on the vehicle. I don't got money PERIOD and need a job that's at least $20+ for this 20 year old beater!

    • @vanitas9837
      @vanitas9837 Год назад +2

      Car?
      You think I am rich or something.

    • @wesleywlee
      @wesleywlee Год назад +1

      I recently made a deal on an old ‘66 pickup with a young guy at work, 22-23 something like that. He loved that truck, but had no idea how to fix her. She’s doing better now, work in progress.

  • @putus18
    @putus18 Год назад +16

    There’s only been a few comics that have made me laugh to tears, wheezing and a stomach ache, glad to say one is Ali Siddiq.

  • @AraeViper
    @AraeViper Год назад +201

    Ali is my favorite comedian and will go down as one of the comedy giants In my books

    • @keretaman
      @keretaman Год назад +1

      mexican got on boots

  • @alexludavertigo6926
    @alexludavertigo6926 Год назад +45

    Hassan's 29 and the black seal is 23 already???? Damn time flies when you're having fun, here's to Hassan still getting away with being a whisperer serial killer🍻🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @stinajackson9468
    @stinajackson9468 Год назад +30

    "You left me in a moving vehicle to shoot a video?"😂😂😂😂

  • @Wimana868
    @Wimana868 Год назад +92

    One of the funniest comedians there is 🤣🤣🤣

  • @trayfor
    @trayfor Год назад +59

    I honestly did not realise how old Ali Siddiq was, I thought he was in his 30s 😲

  • @MrDjhellrell415
    @MrDjhellrell415 Год назад +67

    I haven’t laughed that hard OUT LOUD since domino effect…. FAV COMEDIAN BY FAR

    • @nimmha6708
      @nimmha6708 Год назад +1

      true. A real diamond.. So happy he's becoming more famous

  • @TheLovely990
    @TheLovely990 Год назад +22

    I love his comedy. His stories are hilarious.😅😅😅😅

  • @bruhwalter800
    @bruhwalter800 Год назад +25

    Y’all sleeping on that last part “he need a alignment he act like his car is going straight”🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 iykyk😭😭

  • @bighomieJ5X
    @bighomieJ5X Год назад +19

    Didnt see that coming , xlnt delivery Ali 👏🏾👏🏾🤣🤣

  • @Diegoo98
    @Diegoo98 Год назад +34

    I'm anticipating the domino effect 2 and all your upcoming specials!

  • @CJ_YT.
    @CJ_YT. Год назад +11

    ali is one of the best doing it atm

  • @AHKAHKI
    @AHKAHKI Год назад +5

    “He Needa Alignment” 😂😂😂

  • @Theblackprogressive1911
    @Theblackprogressive1911 Год назад +8

    Bro he reminds me of what my uncle would be like if that man just got out the streets 😂😭 bruh is super funny but you can tell what he talking bout is real. Favorite comedian dead or alive right now

  • @lizstanton2727
    @lizstanton2727 Год назад +66

    I think the moral of these stories is he absolutely can't sleep when his children are behind the wheel and last but not least your children at any age will make you want to kick their asses😂🤦🏾‍♀️ #kidsaretrash #somebodyprotectmyguy 😂💜

  • @robinsonantwon
    @robinsonantwon Год назад +7

    One of my favorites! 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @DejohnBates
    @DejohnBates Год назад +3

    You in danger ⚠️ gets me 😂😂

  • @moisesauveur8871
    @moisesauveur8871 Год назад +12

    That one lady laughing for everyone who not at the event

  • @Jae-nm2xu
    @Jae-nm2xu 7 месяцев назад

    Just now introduced myself to your life Ali... Where have I been!!! This story is so relatable and real to me. I'm catching up on every clip, comedy hour and interview you have given. Looking for more, Thank you!!🖤🌹🖤

    • @wooseyt.i.m5260
      @wooseyt.i.m5260 7 месяцев назад

      I Discovered Him A Few Days Ago, Been Addicted To His Videos Since 🔥🔥

  • @anelezenzwa6639
    @anelezenzwa6639 Год назад +19

    🤣🤣🤣whenever i need to laugh i know where to go, always hit the spot..
    please do a thing with tony baker..

    • @MyWillBeDone
      @MyWillBeDone Год назад

      Ali and Tony?! You trying to get people killed

  • @andierobinson2019
    @andierobinson2019 Год назад +4

    I can’t wait to see him in concert Ali Siddiq is one of the best

  • @ajfit365movinkilos3
    @ajfit365movinkilos3 Год назад +14

    Always hilarious brotha🤣😂🤣💀☠💀⚰👌🏽 thanks for all the laughs you've gave me🤝🏼

  • @letitiatsunami3749
    @letitiatsunami3749 Год назад +24

    Between his son doing this and his daughter driving with her eyes closed, Ali needs to break down and invest in a driving service, Lyft, or a bus pass.
    😂🤣😂🤣

  • @TT-kp3cz
    @TT-kp3cz 5 месяцев назад +1

    Hysterical, yes this TT does live y'all 🤣🤣

  • @nice4real100
    @nice4real100 Год назад +72

    Funny guy. Can't wait for Domino Effect 2

  • @USclasSICK
    @USclasSICK Год назад +4

    When your doing a stand up comedy special and your setting down that's how you know the joke are a 💯💯💯💯💯

  • @Native-Kitty
    @Native-Kitty Год назад +2

    “You in danger” 😂😂😂

  • @kiiidbot2594
    @kiiidbot2594 Год назад +4

    i was taught the yellow light means make a decision, either you gonna hasten up and beat the change to red, or submit to not meeting your own expectations and then falling into complacency and letting all your life ambitions die out leaving you to be below average achieving and then hating your parents for brainwashing you into thinking only one way about yourself and the world. Stay strong kids

  • @pettynettie5514
    @pettynettie5514 Год назад +1

    Mannnnnn... Ali is the best in the game right now!!!! I DO. NOT. UNDERSTAND. why he doesn't have a Netflix special yet?!?!

  • @DomSr
    @DomSr Год назад +11

    I might be just me but I thought it was "Keke, do you love me", this man said "Tete" 🤣

    • @Benjamin-tf4cm
      @Benjamin-tf4cm Год назад +9

      He just showing his age that’s all lol

    • @SirCaco
      @SirCaco Год назад +8

      I mean it is Keke, but let's give my mans a pass, he was in distress 😂😂

    • @sharone.langley2923
      @sharone.langley2923 Год назад +2

      Because parents never listen to their kids' music and get it right. 😂

  • @jasminehouston-burns1691
    @jasminehouston-burns1691 Год назад +3

    I can't speak for everyone in their 20's but it took my mom years to trust me and I think that's just instinct. "You're young but also I knew you when you were a baby and you still are a baby to me. I can't imagine you doing anything."
    Meanwhile I been talking shit about her driving my whole life. She does the hard braking that makes you move forward in your seatbelt. Every time. In the middle of a sentence, you're flying forward. I saw a comedian do a joke about that once. In fact, she is the reason I drive so well because I never wanted to drive like her.

  • @jeliarra
    @jeliarra Год назад +3

    My children are 38, 35 and 32 (I needed to type up these numbers for my brain is trying to forget the year and ages), when Ali said his children are 23 and 29 I thought "What!? How old is this man? For whatever reason I thought him much younger for I never really looked at his face closely nor looked for any other signs of age. Now that I know he too is a Gen X'er (October 26th 1969 - a year younger than myself) it ALL makes sense! Only difference between him and I, he's male and I never got caught (no prison). I will add this in regards to the subject; children in their 30"s today are NO better and I am NOT a fan! The vast majority of you young folk are doing what my momma taught me NOT to do "Growing up NOT LEARNING a DAMN thing!" or "Stuck on Stupid!" This is NOT to say there is a lack of intelligence, nuh huh! It's to say common sense and wisdom (life experience) is passing you right the F' up! If life experience was a train / bus terminal, ya'll ain't even at the station, leaving us Gen X'ers parents to wonder WHERE the hell are you!?

  • @JoseRodriguez-je9vr
    @JoseRodriguez-je9vr Год назад +1

    King of Houston comedy!

  • @vass169
    @vass169 Год назад

    right this second - instant fan - hilarious and true

  • @prodcorreikamir
    @prodcorreikamir Год назад +2

    I just turned 20 a few days ago. Thank you Mr Siddiq.

  • @OfficialTRILLVILLE
    @OfficialTRILLVILLE Год назад +2

    I’m 22 and this is facts 💯

  • @joaodemedeirosneto8703
    @joaodemedeirosneto8703 6 месяцев назад

    What’s the name of this show/episode/video so i can watch it full ???

  • @arniciabrooks1366
    @arniciabrooks1366 Год назад +2

    Oh and I can't wait to see Domino Effect 2❤️

  • @TheSinlessAssassin
    @TheSinlessAssassin Год назад

    More like Sit Down Comedy. Not just because he's sitting, but his advice puts you in your place.

  • @arniciabrooks1366
    @arniciabrooks1366 Год назад +1

    Seen him in concert in Chicago ❤️ one of the realest, funniest comedians in the game. Can't wait to see him again. Worth the price of admission 🎟️

  • @angelbivins5508
    @angelbivins5508 Год назад +1

    I just want to know, what is this piece? All I see are pieces. Why can't I find the entire set? I listen to Domino Effect every night before I go to sleep.

  • @hemarabadia5890
    @hemarabadia5890 Год назад

    Love this guy

  • @muslim2k
    @muslim2k Год назад +1

    Anybody else notice this NPC dude sitting in the front around 2:46? The guy with the beige hat on. Just notice his movements, lol

  • @chocolategirl443
    @chocolategirl443 Год назад +1

    You’re a bad cat anytime you can tell a funny joke while seated

  • @kneishaneefrancois
    @kneishaneefrancois Год назад

    ouuu chile
    this mostly when all
    you shacks
    😂😂😂

  • @sotothecreator
    @sotothecreator Год назад

    Ali is the next big comedian if he keeps up the grind.

  • @najapoo1
    @najapoo1 Год назад

    I screamed 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @Obi_Haves
    @Obi_Haves Год назад +1

    Only one Ali Siddiq

  • @VictoriaRomanForNike
    @VictoriaRomanForNike Год назад

    “You in danger”💅🏽

  • @thesnakbar
    @thesnakbar Год назад

    depends on how far you are from the light. If I have to floor it to beat it it's not worth it. But if I'm close enough that a little extra weight on the pedal gets me through then I'll take it.

  • @MarktheShark69
    @MarktheShark69 Год назад

    Nah bro this was too funny🤣

  • @Alwaysfrosty7777
    @Alwaysfrosty7777 Год назад

    Loving the Honesty 😂😂💀🤣

  • @SoOffical2012
    @SoOffical2012 Год назад +2

    He remind me of my Uncle Lonni😂😂❤

  • @bullishnettiej4358
    @bullishnettiej4358 Год назад +3

    Tell them funny but all truth😊😅

  • @ronmurray445
    @ronmurray445 Год назад +2

    Ti Ti do you love me!

  • @xolamahlaba9859
    @xolamahlaba9859 Год назад

    "You in danger" 💅🤗

  • @ssspit
    @ssspit Год назад

    Nah yellow light means gun that shit time is ticking 😂

  • @BLOXKAFELLARECORDS
    @BLOXKAFELLARECORDS 8 месяцев назад +1

    😂😂😂😂😂😂 YOO THESE TIK TOK KIDS 😂

  • @KingSimonPresents
    @KingSimonPresents Год назад +2

    Hilarious

  • @lovelytia1
    @lovelytia1 Год назад +1

    😂😂😂😂 he did you wrong

  • @keishaguilford2170
    @keishaguilford2170 7 месяцев назад

    Hilarious 😂😂😂😂

  • @jaycemonroe3942
    @jaycemonroe3942 Год назад

    The alignment part is the best, most Suttle part

  • @SHAKE-S-PIERRE
    @SHAKE-S-PIERRE Год назад

    I learned to speed up at yellow lights from old folks that’s y’all teachings lol

  • @TeeIsHauteCocoaChanel
    @TeeIsHauteCocoaChanel Год назад

    Dang his son my age ,! I’m sittIng here crushing on him 😩😩😩😩😭

  • @oktusprime3637
    @oktusprime3637 Год назад

    > A 29 year old son when the dude doesn't even look that much over 29 lol

  • @207onthebeat8
    @207onthebeat8 Год назад +3

    First to watch this,😊 Uganda East Africa

  • @1536fm
    @1536fm Год назад +3

    🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @Alexaanderofficial
    @Alexaanderofficial Год назад +3

    😂😂😂😂😂

  • @jakebornyasz5605
    @jakebornyasz5605 Год назад +1

    Bro is doing sit down comedy

  • @phoebeats
    @phoebeats Год назад +2

    As someone just entering my 20s who's more likely to be in the spn's position i'd like to say that this is WAY WAY WAY worse than a parent barging into my room on me doing something stupid like that

  • @olmelcrios8495
    @olmelcrios8495 Год назад +1

    MESSKIN GOT ON BOOTS CUZ👁️👄👁️

  • @0JohnLuke
    @0JohnLuke Год назад

    I turn 21 in less than a month now, also drake the type of dude to say he got mob ties when he know the owner of a Italian restaurant

  • @kishamceady1359
    @kishamceady1359 9 месяцев назад

    My son is 23, and every time I get in the car with him, I am pray to God that I make it home in one piece 😂😂😂

  • @blue7lvn245
    @blue7lvn245 Год назад +1

    Yellow is not slow down mayn it hasn't been decades, its always been get it on it!

  • @Benjamin-tf4cm
    @Benjamin-tf4cm Год назад +4

    Maybe I’m tripping but I know that song ain’t come out no damn 7yrs ago lol he said his son is now 29 but he last rode with him when his son was 22. That song was out like 2020 right? Or was it 2021 I know it wasn’t out in 2016-17

    • @ulysseh4598
      @ulysseh4598 Год назад +3

      I thought it was 2018 or 2019, I don't think it happened in covid years

    • @sunnyfish6984
      @sunnyfish6984 Год назад +1

      2018 so his years might be off a lil but not that much lol

  • @hilliardkendrick7412
    @hilliardkendrick7412 Год назад +1

    Original comedy

  • @prokrastinator6648
    @prokrastinator6648 Год назад +1

    well, I thought that it suppose to be a 30 years to 20 years advices, and I was shocked when he said 29 and 23 old kids he has, that's is insane.
    I am 31 years old, I also have a daughter but she is a 2 years old only and I already have more common things with him right now.
    seriously, there is a world wide switch somewhere, which turns you in adult once and for all, and I don't know is it good, or bad, it is just is what it is, definitely like for that life flow my friend

  • @T1Oracle
    @T1Oracle 9 месяцев назад

    Given his own history, he should have predicted this...

  • @akirarhodes6732
    @akirarhodes6732 Год назад +1

    I just turned 28 thanks lol

  • @redridinghood1980
    @redridinghood1980 7 месяцев назад +2

    ..NOT "KIKI🎶" 👈🏽😆🤣😭😭🤣😆🤣😭🤣😆🤣😆😆😆🤣😭😭🤣😆😆

  • @FarhanKhan-tv2ov
    @FarhanKhan-tv2ov Год назад

    If I don’t beat the light the light beats me Ali 😓😓

  • @zezmazify
    @zezmazify Год назад

    Why did this get recommended after I got a ticket for running a yellow light 🤣

  • @coqui8861
    @coqui8861 Год назад

    I dont want to get started on the fact that NOBODY in Memphis understands the walk symbol on the street light is for

  • @DeeScotty
    @DeeScotty Год назад +4

    Bro I needed this laugh today the past two days almost made me crash out. But this laugh has me crying

  • @NYD666
    @NYD666 Год назад

    Yellow means speed up in Oklahoma

  • @TripleCubedTriune
    @TripleCubedTriune Год назад

    😂😂

  • @user-dl5ke8km2p
    @user-dl5ke8km2p Год назад +1

    i’m 20 right now and this so relatable to me , i haven’t even watched the video yet

  • @devincognito8932
    @devincognito8932 Год назад

    So his advice was he doesn’t like us 😂😂😂😂

  • @brianl4137
    @brianl4137 Год назад

    That trend was 7 years ago?

  • @tamikascarbrough7406
    @tamikascarbrough7406 5 месяцев назад

    🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🎊

  • @donjuan2621
    @donjuan2621 Год назад +2

    I’m still waiting for the punch line 🤔I just don’t get it I guess

  • @batmanplusjoker
    @batmanplusjoker Год назад

    Yellow mean speed up!

  • @stevey02
    @stevey02 Год назад

    it doesn't feel like he's old enough to have kids that old

  • @MellDatDreadHead
    @MellDatDreadHead Год назад

    He's 29 it was 7 years since he's been 22 the song came out 4 years ago🤔

    • @strictlymusiic
      @strictlymusiic Год назад +1

      The song came out in 2018

    • @MellDatDreadHead
      @MellDatDreadHead Год назад +3

      @@strictlymusiic the math still not adding up

    • @calebwatson9544
      @calebwatson9544 Год назад +1

      Exactly

    • @strictlymusiic
      @strictlymusiic Год назад

      @@MellDatDreadHead all it is its just entertainment. most things comedians say not true it's made up just to get laughs ..

  • @simplemoney1833
    @simplemoney1833 Год назад

    That joke was up there with Dave chapelle oj Simpson joke and Cedric’s by my initials. That’s a classic

  • @lorenbass
    @lorenbass Год назад

    🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @El_Roi75
    @El_Roi75 Год назад

    Yellow = 💨 🚘fast car