You don’t always have a choice. Sometimes prisoners who help out with paperwork leak it. If you’re in with lifers they make everyone pop that date. They want short timers to know what’s up
Sounds to me you never seen Dave Chappell or Kevin heart all of them tell story jokes your just use to knock knock jokes you have to build the joke also all of us brown folks does this
@@mr5.56Gang youre right, I've never heard comedy from 2 of the most famous living comedians...? All jokes aside, I think Ali is a cut above them both in storytelling and joke building. But you're right that I am white so it's a biased opinion.
These are the biggest facts. As a smaller dude coming up I got into hella fights, not because I started them but because someone mistook me for an easy target they could disrespect.. Now I have to put you and everybody in line of sight on notice.
@@kevintse2870exactly. I’m sure there’s plenty of small guys that are chill but short guy syndrome is definitely a thing. Again….doesn’t apply to all but some of them have thoughts in their heads that avg people aren’t thinking about Like people over a certain height aren’t thinking about eye lines and height or anything ….but some brothas are like who tf want it allll the time
I swear that's exactly what I went through and was gonna say, the bigger dudes picking on me were never accused of having any complex, but when I got fed up with them fukking me I'M the one with a complex for being little? Make it make sense, I remember choking a dude out in the bathroom in middle school. Now, no one said not a word when he was fukking with me, but when I defended myself and had him going to sleep, ERRYBODY now telling me to "chill out!"... I'm like, nah, fukk that you were deaf & blind when I was on the other end, remain deaf & blind now that the roles reversed
We learn to fight real quick and it's very vicious fighting, life or death stile fighting that can get out of hand real quick learned my lesson real quick, only thing that kept me out of jail was that they were three and they were gangsters harassing a girl friend, but it's dangerous win or lose not worth it
What good west Palm Beach, Florida I'm from Stuart, Florida, went to college at PALM BEACH ATLANTIC, living in Charlotte North Carolina, waiting for his show to hit Charlotte
You got me good, man! I was all set to watch the latest on Diddy and then you put this youtube out and took me away from my goal! You keep this up and I wish you mo money, Ali Siddiq!
beautiful counter ambush they were probably in there just chilling thinking "oh shit 3+ vs 1 he has no idea we're here... this is cake!" all of a sudden three dudes with stickys come and surprise your ass lollolololol
@@equinoxnemesis6170 def. Shane gillis is one of them .. ali saddiq is not even in anyones conversation, he tells stories but cant even be considered a stand up comedian
@@teekandy ok who else you gave one example. I give you Shane I can’t dispute that. But I agree that Ali is one also. Who else is better than him? You sound like a hater. I know plenty of people who think he’s one of the best.
Meeeen bruh u blessed ! Am happy for you ! Enjoy d show ! It’s on my bucket list cuz I live I EU but one day but one day am gonna sit in d front row ……
It would be difficult, and on top of that, all of your life’s dreams are dying every second you and everyone around you are there. This damages your mental state in a horribly torturous way.
@@joreladams5719 BRUH! ! ! ! ! ! !👀👀👀👁👁😵😵😵😵😵 Love a woman that aint afraid to let her love for starfish-pleasure be known. They are a rare appreciated breed
Ali has the makings of the next big black comedian & I sincerely hope he breaks into the mainstream. His message of being repentant, accepting life’s hardships & doing it with a sense of humor is miles above the foolishness we tolerate that passes for black comedy. Keep it up, sir.
Hmmm…I did 4 years in prison and the Aryans ran the entire facility. Only 3 things happen when Aryans put a hit on someone. That person either gets killed, almost killed, or they run to the guards and get moved to PC.
*Got my bail slip once from an acquiescence who worked the yard;and I still told him to say nothing.Promised to give him a belt and jacket;'cause you never let nobody know your exit.Sentenced or Awaiting trial...* 🤞🏿
You must have a very liberal interpretation of instigating. He politely asked him to come down. Dropping the HardR will get you jumped regardless if you're in or outside of prison.
That story is bullshit…I did 4yrs in prison and some jail time too. When aryans put a hit on someone they die…or they run to protective a custody dorm. U don’t have a hit on u, fight a member, then talk shit to another member and get the hit dropped. Thats not how it works. If he stayed in the same dorm they would keep coming until they eventually got him. It either didn’t happen or after he heard they had a hit on him he check out and went to PC. He can fool regular people but I’ve been in a couple different correctional facilities and I’ve seen how it works.
I relate to this... not the story but the violence that's needed at random times. Having to turn into a monster at any given time on the fly. Being that "different type of person" ... really is that side as a man you have to master. A controlled beast, strong enough to contain that monster and know when to use it... big love to you Ali
You're killing the game Ali. Ive watched everything multiple times.... Damn good at this. Whatcha see D? Whatcha whatcha see D? I'm proposing a bill to capitol hill..... Willie Mrfrn D!
I couldn’t understand this crowd’s impression! *Ali* is not telling jokes! He’s telling a story and he’s good at it. A lot of funny things in it but also there’s parts which consider serious events of dignity or dominance .. etc. and the crowd laughing❕
@@Sachi52 How stupid and arrogant of you to think THAT much of yourself to tell another human being anything about them is stupid. I and anyone else can say w t f we want just like your unintelligent, immature behind did. Grow up and stop showing everyone why you're probably single or either that mofo is miserable with you 😆 🤣
Stories like this make wonder how things went for the instigator later. Can't be a good day for you when your shot-caller finds out you got a bunch of his boys poked up because you couldn't handle losing a fair one.
He just stole my joke. I be like, I’m going in yo pockets. This ain’t no robbery neither. Because I told you before we started. See I don’t like fighting, teeth all in my knuckles. At the end I’m alway the bad guy…. People like you didn’t have do him like that, big fellow 😂😂😂
Sounds like bullshit to me. I did 4 years in state prison. When the aryans put a hit on someone they die..or the person asks to go to a protective custody dorm/pod. U don’t have a hit on u, fight members then go talk to a member and threaten ur way out of a hit. Lmfao…it doesn’t work like that.
I always been a small dude and hear people say napoleon complex and I’m here to say it ain’t that it’s a being a man complex. Just because I’m small I will be treated no less than a man and now I’m gonna show you if you mess with me I’m standing my ground
Broski ripped up that paperwork for the ab leader because they were funny charges, the word gets out and his whole empire gets pulled from him. Thats how you keep someone in your pocket
When you think about it, all of the stories that he tells are the most fucked up, life and death situations where he could have been killed and somehow he makes it sound like the most hilarious thing in the world.
I like this Format Ali did here feels like a Ted talk, Mixed with Comedy and Testimony all at the same time. Love his story telling much respect
That is a CARDINAL rule in jail NEVER tell nobody yo release date😂💯
I didn't
You don’t always have a choice. Sometimes prisoners who help out with paperwork leak it. If you’re in with lifers they make everyone pop that date. They want short timers to know what’s up
People can be such haters.
Prison. Not jail. Prison! They are two entirely different things!
@@aquariusmix shit me same rules apply
Ali looking like a Microsoft desktop icon with that background
Tellytubbies
Now this is going up at work.
😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
😂
@@Pondy33 more like teletubbies
How does someone tell zero jokes yet have such good comedic timing in his storytelling. Dude is a legend
That hole story was a joke my friend but you right he damn good at the delivery
Sounds to me you never seen Dave Chappell or Kevin heart all of them tell story jokes your just use to knock knock jokes you have to build the joke also all of us brown folks does this
@@mr5.56Gang youre right, I've never heard comedy from 2 of the most famous living comedians...? All jokes aside, I think Ali is a cut above them both in storytelling and joke building. But you're right that I am white so it's a biased opinion.
there's one in every hood in america...some people are jus gifted orators and funny at the same time
@@matrix2030x right.. bro aint from the hood.. hood stories always have comedic relief at the right moments... lol
Jihad,Mustafa & Mateen sound like the jail Navy seal team...😂😂😂
Cell block team 6 🤣🤣🤣
😂😂😂😂yup
O BLOCK 6
Al Ameen
@@waunyalytle9255 Cell Team 6 woulda been so perfect 😢
These are the biggest facts. As a smaller dude coming up I got into hella fights, not because I started them but because someone mistook me for an easy target they could disrespect.. Now I have to put you and everybody in line of sight on notice.
I’m pretty sure the joke is that he IS the kind of guy looking for fights but he “doesn’t admit” it.
@@kevintse2870exactly. I’m sure there’s plenty of small guys that are chill but short guy syndrome is definitely a thing. Again….doesn’t apply to all but some of them have thoughts in their heads that avg people aren’t thinking about
Like people over a certain height aren’t thinking about eye lines and height or anything ….but some brothas are like who tf want it allll the time
I swear that's exactly what I went through and was gonna say, the bigger dudes picking on me were never accused of having any complex, but when I got fed up with them fukking me I'M the one with a complex for being little? Make it make sense, I remember choking a dude out in the bathroom in middle school. Now, no one said not a word when he was fukking with me, but when I defended myself and had him going to sleep, ERRYBODY now telling me to "chill out!"... I'm like, nah, fukk that you were deaf & blind when I was on the other end, remain deaf & blind now that the roles reversed
We learn to fight real quick and it's very vicious fighting, life or death stile fighting that can get out of hand real quick learned my lesson real quick, only thing that kept me out of jail was that they were three and they were gangsters harassing a girl friend, but it's dangerous win or lose not worth it
I cannot tell you how many times, taller dudes have tried to pretend to be hard by trying to check me cause I’m smaller.
Number 1 rule in prison... MIND YO BUSINESS
Facts
Mind ya own and u will live long😂
“Now you got to come down” lol
😂😂 facts !
I am newly introduced to Ali, and I am very grateful. He is funny as heck 😂..
Yes he is!! He's a master storyteller.
😂❤
Me too 2 days ago ❤😂Love the way he tells his jokes/story/life lessons 🙏🏾
@@lnbeausejour Same, 2 days ago 🤣🤣🤣.
Welcome to the Happy family y'all ❤
I'm jealous. I wish I could rediscover his content. Same with Patrice O'Neal
Can make a bad situation funny true comedian Genius keep it coming 😂❤
Just saw Ali in West Palm Beach Florida tonight. The show was the bomb. Can’t wait to see the brother again.
What good west Palm Beach, Florida I'm from Stuart, Florida, went to college at PALM BEACH ATLANTIC, living in Charlotte North Carolina, waiting for his show to hit Charlotte
@craigberry5963 martin county!!!
@@craigberry5963 get your ticket bro. It’s worth the price and more. Opening act is very good and Ali takes it to another level.
I’m doin my thang 💀 😂😂😂😂
😅
"Or the sword gets stuck in your pelvis"
😂😂 went eating right after the chaos lol
Gotta blend
Got locked up at 18 and the Muslim Brothers took care of me during my 3 year term. Never got in a fight in prison bc I'm Muslim
You got me good, man! I was all set to watch the latest on Diddy and then you put this youtube out and took me away from my goal! You keep this up and I wish you mo money, Ali Siddiq!
Same!!
beautiful counter ambush
they were probably in there just chilling thinking "oh shit 3+ vs 1 he has no idea we're here... this is cake!"
all of a sudden three dudes with stickys come and surprise your ass lollolololol
This guy is lying his ass off, typicalshot you hear from someone who was in a low security prison for a very short time , this guy is full of shit
I swear I'm on here daily watching these videos from 1-4 lol over and over and I have my tickets for your show here in Sugarland tx🔥🔥🔥 can't wait
Ali is definitely one of the new kings of comedy
New? Dudes been around since 1998. You’re about 26 years late.
Not even close to the kings of comedy.. not even close
@@teekandywho are the kings of comedy then? In this new era…
@@equinoxnemesis6170 def. Shane gillis is one of them .. ali saddiq is not even in anyones conversation, he tells stories but cant even be considered a stand up comedian
@@teekandy ok who else you gave one example. I give you Shane I can’t dispute that. But I agree that Ali is one also. Who else is better than him? You sound like a hater. I know plenty of people who think he’s one of the best.
I don't like people bothering me either 🤬🤬🤬🤬💥💥💥💥
Can’t wait to see you in Philadelphia!!!! 😊
GOT MY FRONT ROW TICKET TO THE BATON ROUGE SHOW
When is he coming please let a brother know!!!!
oct 18. alisiddiq.com
Meeeen bruh u blessed !
Am happy for you !
Enjoy d show !
It’s on my bucket list cuz I live I EU but one day but one day am gonna sit in d front row ……
WOOOOW
Hell yeah!!
"Now you GOT TO COME DOWN HERE!!!!" 🤣🤣🤣
Got my tickets 🎟 for your Fayetteville show😂😂
Me 2. Right up front.
@@kgsmove2002same here sec J I’m ready for it
Hope that it isn’t canceled like the one I bought tickets for
@@danielwilliams7670 hey no don’t bring that energy I’m excited
@@danielwilliams7670 that's why I have insurance on my tickets.
I was on lock hearing, about this lil brother in the Ummah.
You should of went back to CADILLAC when you got your release date 😂😂😂😂😂😂 you funny as hell bro 😂😂😂😂
😂😂😂
Stories always on point and relatable lol
Thank you for your comedies they bring people together fr
Prison sound's really bad
It’s not so bad… Just don’t go twice.
It sure is
@@ThinkerHaistTVfacts, won’t get me again 😂 nope
Yes. I like my "freedom " lol
It would be difficult, and on top of that, all of your life’s dreams are dying every second you and everyone around you are there. This damages your mental state in a horribly torturous way.
"The Fire Safety Clerk" 😎
You are owed/minus mils. The description of your talent hasn't even been invented yet. Them brown eyes got my brown eye winkin' jk😂😂😂❤❤❤
That's wild!!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@@joreladams5719 BRUH! ! ! ! ! ! !👀👀👀👁👁😵😵😵😵😵 Love a woman that aint afraid to let her love for starfish-pleasure be known. They are a rare appreciated breed
@@joreladams5719FOR REAL!
Damn Big Mama I wanna see what cha working with💯 I know you got that yummy 😭😭😭💯😻👌🤔
Lol foreal I told everyone I got denied parole then bam I was gone 😅
Most entertaining TED talk ever!!!👏🏾👏🏾🤣🤣🤣
I love this brother. Blessings be upon you Ali 💪❤️
I have a VERY short attention span... that of a two-year-old, and I was TOTALLY invested in this story!😂 #greatjob
Ali has the makings of the next big black comedian & I sincerely hope he breaks into the mainstream. His message of being repentant, accepting life’s hardships & doing it with a sense of humor is miles above the foolishness we tolerate that passes for black comedy. Keep it up, sir.
Gotta meet energy with energy.
He is brilliajt, and his storytelling is 2nd to none.
You know you're on the top of the food chain when, here in NY, guys like Pharaoh and Godfrey do Ali impersonations.
I was 420 on likes cross that off my bucket list 😂
First time seeing him he funny as hell 😂
Been there 😂 I HAD to come see this.
Facts about us lil dudes not starting fights. Every fight i had someone else started it . Mainly tall dudes.
ALI WAS A GANGSTA LOL, fuck what you heard. You can't tell me otherwise 😂😂
Hmmm…I did 4 years in prison and the Aryans ran the entire facility. Only 3 things happen when Aryans put a hit on someone. That person either gets killed, almost killed, or they run to the guards and get moved to PC.
*Got my bail slip once from an acquiescence who worked the yard;and I still told him to say nothing.Promised to give him a belt and jacket;'cause you never let nobody know your exit.Sentenced or Awaiting trial...* 🤞🏿
That’s the craziest shirt,sweater, polo I ever seen
It's 'bama as hell. But he's a real one.
Dude acts soft but in reality dudes hella gangsta 😅
You shot Quincy at a bus stop! lol! That’s kinda starting some shit. Then you beat him with a tray then wanted to jump on him in target! Smh! Lmao!
Let's remember how Quincy earned that response...
@@umbrayoshi6588 yeah. He may not start them but he doesn’t forgive or forget. He holds grudges! Lmao
Quincy fucked him over waayyyyy worse wit man vs boy 😂😂
Quincy started it. Ali, isn't the one to let it go 😂
Technically you started the fight though lol
You must have a very liberal interpretation of instigating. He politely asked him to come down. Dropping the HardR will get you jumped regardless if you're in or outside of prison.
That story is bullshit…I did 4yrs in prison and some jail time too. When aryans put a hit on someone they die…or they run to protective a custody dorm. U don’t have a hit on u, fight a member, then talk shit to another member and get the hit dropped. Thats not how it works. If he stayed in the same dorm they would keep coming until they eventually got him. It either didn’t happen or after he heard they had a hit on him he check out and went to PC. He can fool regular people but I’ve been in a couple different correctional facilities and I’ve seen how it works.
I relate to this... not the story but the violence that's needed at random times. Having to turn into a monster at any given time on the fly. Being that "different type of person" ... really is that side as a man you have to master. A controlled beast, strong enough to contain that monster and know when to use it... big love to you Ali
He is just as funny live or more so. Definitely gonna check him out the next time he's in FL
You're killing the game Ali. Ive watched everything multiple times.... Damn good at this.
Whatcha see D? Whatcha whatcha see D? I'm proposing a bill to capitol hill..... Willie Mrfrn D!
My mans eating good! Good for you! Keep it up my guy
Becoming a goat. Stay bless bro...
I couldn’t understand this crowd’s impression! *Ali* is not telling jokes! He’s telling a story and he’s good at it. A lot of funny things in it but also there’s parts which consider serious events of dignity or dominance .. etc. and the crowd laughing❕
I can’t beat you for free 😂😂😂
Better than Chappelle, hands down. Not apologizing 😂😂😂😂 #notTrynaStartNun😂
It’s stupid to compare. We can laugh at both
@@Sachi52 How stupid and arrogant of you to think THAT much of yourself to tell another human being anything about them is stupid. I and anyone else can say w t f we want just like your unintelligent, immature behind did. Grow up and stop showing everyone why you're probably single or either that mofo is miserable with you 😆 🤣
Bro, hurry up and come to Austin TX!
DOING YOUR THING MY ASSSSSSSSS you know damn well you was doing some stoopid ish lol
You really help I been twice 11 years total Florida
I can listen to him talk all day 😂❤
That's prison politics!
This is exactly why face to face conversations are important before false information gets taken as fact
First comment my family love you man and appreciate your life and comedy
He always got a bullet proof vest on 😂
2minutes in ali say all i got do is take it i say cadillac... 😅
I'm doing my thang 😂😂😂
hes never lost a fight period ! 😂😂
Remind me to never go to prison.
May God bless you Ali ❤
Great story teller but even better bser!
They putting a hit on America rn lol💙
Ali's voice reminds me of DL Hughley's
He def still sending green dots 😅
Stories like this make wonder how things went for the instigator later. Can't be a good day for you when your shot-caller finds out you got a bunch of his boys poked up because you couldn't handle losing a fair one.
Taking my Big sis to TX to go see him for her birthday.
When are you coming to Tampa
He just came in June
@@rosebanx00 dang i missed him.
Whats up with the boots lol
I bet you was doing your thang Ali hahaha and very effectively too lmao Do not play with this man
Right i saw him training his son in boxing on ig that man the truth fr I mean he really can thumpers fr !
And another banger from. Ali
All Power to the BGF!
He just stole my joke. I be like, I’m going in yo pockets. This ain’t no robbery neither. Because I told you before we started. See I don’t like fighting, teeth all in my knuckles. At the end I’m alway the bad guy…. People like you didn’t have do him like that, big fellow 😂😂😂
And that’s how it goes within there
Sounds like bullshit to me. I did 4 years in state prison. When the aryans put a hit on someone they die..or the person asks to go to a protective custody dorm/pod. U don’t have a hit on u, fight members then go talk to a member and threaten ur way out of a hit. Lmfao…it doesn’t work like that.
Ali be keeping it real but funny
90% of America got a pistol, fighting not an option anymore
lol mane is hilarious
That sweater is swag 💯
Damn right. Talk about it.
Been eating good anit it 🤣🤣
🤣 glad to see you out and doing u bro
I always been a small dude and hear people say napoleon complex and I’m here to say it ain’t that it’s a being a man complex. Just because I’m small I will be treated no less than a man and now I’m gonna show you if you mess with me I’m standing my ground
Broski ripped up that paperwork for the ab leader because they were funny charges, the word gets out and his whole empire gets pulled from him. Thats how you keep someone in your pocket
It is never why was I so dumb to get locked up in the 1st place?
Scary man😂😂😂😂
Yea yea sounds good 😂😂
HEY... Mother Truckers... Thumbs up
This is Genius.
When you think about it, all of the stories that he tells are the most fucked up, life and death situations where he could have been killed and somehow he makes it sound like the most hilarious thing in the world.
Damn thats real powerful
That was a good story
They don’t just put a hit on someone. You did something that drew that hit.
That beard is making you look like a leprechaun.