@@GnappyAssassinIsn’t that how it already works..? Trump was a joke/comedian. Biden - a meta comedian. Obama - Doctor. George W - wholesome comedian, playing his gameboy advance more often than more than we did in school Clinton - C’mon, we all know he was an OBGYN sticking his fingers in places he shouldn’t have. And so on.
Were loyal and vigilant. Identified a potential threat, secured the potential threat, notified their superior of the situation, no one got shot, stabbed or maimed. Solid work gents. If Steve took a moment to step back from his feelings and assess, I'd bet he'd be very happy with the outcome of the situation.
Now now, these fine brothers did go a little overboard... Should have used cuffs instead of duct tape. Minor critique I know, be we need to be proper about these things.
They misidentified someone as a threat, and then battered, kidnapped and falsely imprisoned someone--all without the authority to do so. This is why security professionals have to be trained. Any thug can manhandle someone; security professionals have to not only be vigilant but also have the critical thinking skills necessary to differentiate between what may on the surface appears to be a "threat" and as actual assailant.
@@None-ef6nf Fair counters. My reply was predicated on it being a comedy show and a comical story. You do an excellent job of highlighting the differences between comical story and what we'd prefer in real life.
Nah steve upset because he not sure if steve is safe.... and is prolly getting very scared for his children cuz a bunch of gangsta types just taped him up and threw him in a fucking van...... You have a mob of gangstas kidnap your ass outside of your childs school and tell me how safe you feel about you and your kids......@thealgerian3285
In LA, the Metro hired ‘people’ from the community to be Security guards on the K-Line. The K-Line is the cleanest/safest train in LA 😊 That should tell you something.
@@RijuChatterjeeso the mob kept neighborhoods safe for decades. Nobody messes around when they got real world repercussions looking at them. All police are is a government sanctioned gang with badges
its one of the reason japan is so safe, bc cities technically have the yakuza. if a random person robs a store the Yakuza will find and deal with that person way quicker than the cops will and the Yakuza will do way worse to you then the cops will
@@kellismith2486 more importantly, you need to teach the kids what you do, so they could be less alianated from the reality they live in and pass this wisdom forward!
@@StonersStowawayIt was the original concept for gangs back in the day to protect their own community then became corrupted with drugs and dog territory behaviour.
Ali is helping the community give back to the community by protecting it!! Hood Heros at its finest! I LOVE THIS!!! 😂🤣 THIS is how you come up and lift up those around you!
this type of shit happens in the ghetto of my country, if you know a couple of street dude or one of them is your cousin, you pay them to protect your business , believe me ain’t no one going to touch nothing, As long as you make sure they good or their family is good 😅
It’s the fact that it’s THEE perfect reenactment of a rounding trying look inconspicuous while holding that fire. I literally seen that walk plenty of times and it’s spot on 🤣
U can feel the laughter start when you hear the lady say "oh no"@ 0:43. She was with him trying to explain his theory, but when he said "I employed some....("Oh no"). Best part is "we can stay in my car," and paying with the PTA funding my ex got mad and said that isn't right😅. I'm also that father Steve running with the God dam bag my daughter left.
No one would have made it past any of them. I would have asked Steve. “You daughter is safe from anyone trying to get into the school. This was proof.”
The Dude who first laughed when he said "I employed, some um ..."😂 got the joke before he dropped it 😂😂 Also the crowd work with the *foot in the work space joke* was awesome 😂😂😂😂😂😂
You said they got him in the back of an astro van? bwahahahahaha! Steve will never be the same again. That man ain't never going back up to that school.
Classic “Steve” mistake thinking he is in a safe space and making threats. You are still in the van Steve! Steve needs to STFU and roll in slowly next time 😂
I've been speaking fluent English most my life, being also familiar with American dialects, accents and colloquialisms, but goddamn it took all my understanding and active effort to follow along with the set. Ebonics is such a goddamn challenge to understand for someone not living in the US.
😂 it’s ok, it’s always changing. Even I don’t know all of it especially since it can be different depending on what part of the United States you’re from.
I like how he was talking to the crowd it felt like a conversation and not just a performance. It’s like we’re just hangin at a cookout or something or barbershop listen to someone tell amazing stories. I like how the one lady helped him finish his thought. I seen some comedians treat the audience like they’re beneath them. If anyone says one thing they get scolded. I real speaker/entertainer gets on the people level.
He solving school violence and the unemployment rate at the same time
and probably hood violence as well
that's a win-win.
@@nexusyang4832 maybe only comedians and doctors should be in government. Maybe that's what everyone has been getting wrong
PRECISELY. 😂 💯💯
@@GnappyAssassinIsn’t that how it already works..?
Trump was a joke/comedian.
Biden - a meta comedian.
Obama - Doctor.
George W - wholesome comedian, playing his gameboy advance more often than more than we did in school
Clinton - C’mon, we all know he was an OBGYN sticking his fingers in places he shouldn’t have.
And so on.
Were loyal and vigilant. Identified a potential threat, secured the potential threat, notified their superior of the situation, no one got shot, stabbed or maimed. Solid work gents.
If Steve took a moment to step back from his feelings and assess, I'd bet he'd be very happy with the outcome of the situation.
Steve took his own dignity too seriously.
Exactly 🎉
Now now, these fine brothers did go a little overboard...
Should have used cuffs instead of duct tape. Minor critique I know, be we need to be proper about these things.
They misidentified someone as a threat, and then battered, kidnapped and falsely imprisoned someone--all without the authority to do so.
This is why security professionals have to be trained. Any thug can manhandle someone; security professionals have to not only be vigilant but also have the critical thinking skills necessary to differentiate between what may on the surface appears to be a "threat" and as actual assailant.
@@None-ef6nf Fair counters. My reply was predicated on it being a comedy show and a comical story. You do an excellent job of highlighting the differences between comical story and what we'd prefer in real life.
Steve was tripping 😂
Id rather have security be strick than lax
Them boys took pride in their work
Taking it more serious than some of these cops they put at the dang schools.
Dude upset his kids are safe, smh.
@@CenlaSelfDefenseConcepts Mhmm! I was just about to say. I'd rather see them than the SROs.
Nah steve upset because he not sure if steve is safe.... and is prolly getting very scared for his children cuz a bunch of gangsta types just taped him up and threw him in a fucking van......
You have a mob of gangstas kidnap your ass outside of your childs school and tell me how safe you feel about you and your kids......@thealgerian3285
what the fuck is a "strick"?? are you serious?
But the kids safe though😂😂😂
Safe as MFker🤣🤣🤣🤣
Exactly 😂
That's right 😅
You better know it!
RIGHT!
Let word get around about how the PTA Patrol handles business. There will be no kind of nonsense happening within 3 blocks of that school.
TRUTH
There also won’t be a PTA no mo 😅😂
Yep
Fr
Heard they duct tapped a fool. 😂😂😂
‘Put the tape back on him, we need to talk.’
‘Now listen to me, Steve’.
had me cryin 😂
Killed me bro
UNRAVEL THAT MAN
@@prettypuff1that's some language I only heard on like Scoobydoo. 😂
@@Sum1Fishy lol that line had me 🤣🤣🤣
In LA, the Metro hired ‘people’ from the community to be Security guards on the K-Line. The K-Line is the cleanest/safest train in LA 😊 That should tell you something.
You realize you're making the Yakuza argument
@@RijuChatterjeeso the mob kept neighborhoods safe for decades. Nobody messes around when they got real world repercussions looking at them. All police are is a government sanctioned gang with badges
If you’re going to have crime, might as well get it organised.
Sounds great until Sharia Law happens and the area becomes a no go zone.
@@paulstockton7121bro it’s LA, MOST places are a no go, give them the safe train 🤡😂😂
They were dedicated. Bought shirts and all 😂😂😂😂
@@shaydee215 Completely dedicated. It’s the love for the kids 🤍😂
!!!
Well shit they go from doing nothing to making 20 an hour , they got some doe for some t shirts … they gonna represent 😂lol
I genuinely think that's how you save the communities you care about
You get some of these old heads and I guarantee they'll handle business.
Either you make them part of it your way or they will make themselves part of it their way.
its one of the reason japan is so safe, bc cities technically have the yakuza. if a random person robs a store the Yakuza will find and deal with that person way quicker than the cops will and the Yakuza will do way worse to you then the cops will
For real. You give people a purpose to invest in their communities and they wont use their energy to tear down their communities
@@kellismith2486 more importantly, you need to teach the kids what you do, so they could be less alianated from the reality they live in and pass this wisdom forward!
"I'm going to the board" NO YOU AINT STEVE😂😂😂
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
"I am the board Steve"
@@angelinamarie9862 😂
Steve: “IM GOING TO THE BOARD😡”
Them boys bout to send him to see the Lord he keep talking 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Steve did NOT have the best situational awareness!
Did the fellas do their job, or did they do their job??? Hell.😂😂😂
Is he sho it's Steve tho??! 😂😂❤
We got a assailant 🤣🤣🤣
Back of the Astro Van !!!!!!!🤣🤣🤣🤣
😂😅😂😅
🤌🏿🤣🤣🤣🤣
🤣🤣🤣
😂😂😂
Ali said: I’m trying to Move the Economy Forward 😂😂😂😂😂
ONLY Ali would
From prison to gucci sweaters, international standup legend and pta president! This man is unstoppable lol
Listen, NOBODY was about to get in that school and do harm!
Type shit…on some neighborhood watch type time…except the watch is full of partial gang bangers that have glocks lol
@@Arianne73 period! 😂
@@StonersStowawayIt was the original concept for gangs back in the day to protect their own community then became corrupted with drugs and dog territory behaviour.
They was on it 😂
FACTSZZZZZ
Steve never forgot his kids lunch again.
Felt like the mob, open the van up 😂
😂😂😂
that arm wave he did, I can't 😂
I mean.. the PTA Patrol have a secured perimeter.. I'd trust dropping my child off to that school😅
"Unravel that man" 😂😂
😂😂😂
Unravel! Words that need to be in our vocabulary 😂
1:37 I can’t😂😂😂 “You in my workspace” TELL ‘EM!
Random and funny as hell
🤣🤣🤣
Ngl that is low key genius. Ain't no funny business happening in that school on their watch 😂😂😂
Steve was just movin way to fast with a brown paper bag.
Poor Steve 😂
Legit reason for suspension. 🤷♂️
Honestly? Reasonable response
How's it feel STEVE
LOL
Ali is helping the community give back to the community by protecting it!! Hood Heros at its finest! I LOVE THIS!!! 😂🤣 THIS is how you come up and lift up those around you!
Hood Heroes should have been on those shirts
Security was doing their job perfectly. Steve needs a shirt.
Steve needs to slow down and follow the rules and pull up like a regular parent. :D
Not using the PTA funds 😂
What else are they for😂?
That's a legit reason for the funds if I've ever heard of one!
That's the typa security we need in '24 though. . .for the babies.
❤️✊🏿🌹
Vets in schools, armed to the teeth!
Vets from the hood. Of which i am one. should i buy my own shirts ? 🤠 @@Mosiffer03
You ain't lyin
Won't somebody please think of the children! I need this in my life... All I can do is clutch my pearls and laugh.
As a former resource officer at a school, I have to say this guy is on the cutting edge of school security.
This is actually a good idea. Let the reformed hood fellas protect the schools. Guarantee nothing will go down! 🤣
Somebody do a animation illustration of this lmaoooo 😂
That's a great idea.
God damn, that would get millions of views LMAO
this type of shit happens in the ghetto of my country, if you know a couple of street dude or one of them is your cousin, you pay them to protect your business , believe me ain’t no one going to touch nothing, As long as you make sure they good or their family is good 😅
This should honestly be a premise to a show on Hulu or Netflix 😂
The Badfellas
"we finna peel his shit up" 😂😂😂😂😂 the way I hollered listening to this on my route 😂😂😂😂😂 Ali I'd love to hang with you..
It’s the fact that it’s THEE perfect reenactment of a rounding trying look inconspicuous while holding that fire. I literally seen that walk plenty of times and it’s spot on 🤣
Yep. We know that walk 😅😅😅
One of the best stories I’ve ever heard, “with the PTA fund 😂😂😂 helping friends who need it! “We have an assailant😂”
U can feel the laughter start when you hear the lady say "oh no"@ 0:43. She was with him trying to explain his theory, but when he said "I employed some....("Oh no"). Best part is "we can stay in my car," and paying with the PTA funding my ex got mad and said that isn't right😅. I'm also that father Steve running with the God dam bag my daughter left.
I love this comic’s timing and delivery. He’s a natural comedian.
This needs to be a real thing as a parent i would definitely support it.
“Put The Tape Back On Him”😂
No one would have made it past any of them. I would have asked Steve. “You daughter is safe from anyone trying to get into the school. This was proof.”
Not the back of the Astro vannnn!!! 😂😂🤣🤣🤣😭😭😭😭
😅😂😅😂
Nothin good ever happens in the back on an Astor van 😵💫
@WaffleShortage NOTHIN! 😭
Not Steve in the back of the van, tied up and crying 🤣🤣 put the tape back on him we gotta talk🤣🤣
They got some good security Steve was just moving wrong that's all he's supposed to give him a heads up😂😂😂
He was moving wrong 😂😂😂😂😂
The way the PTAP crept up on Steve🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Cmon P TAP!! 😂😅
"Now Steve... listen to me Steve...." Lol
How the crowd can go from crazy laughter to complete silence is amazing!
I love that you pointed that out! He commands attention with his presence and delivery… they don’t wanna miss no part of the story! ❤
“ MAN, UNRAVEL THAT MAN.” 😂😂😂😂😂
Best school security ever
Him hopping out the car with the strap had me rolling 😂😂😂😂
Like walking sideways makes you sneakier
"Light lil altercation" 🤣🤣🤣
The Dude who first laughed when he said "I employed, some um ..."😂 got the joke before he dropped it 😂😂
Also the crowd work with the *foot in the work space joke* was awesome 😂😂😂😂😂😂
I'm that hood Security Officer
Keep doin you thing brother appreciate u man it’s a war out 🤴🏾🖤🫡✊🏾
Salute!!
Can't be mad at that!
If i was that dad I wouldn’t even be mad. I’d be like, “this how it’s supposed to be. Now can I drop off this lunch?”
Why did I hear this in Bernie Mac voice… “I dat baby’s Pappy!” 😂😂😂
That is actually an ingenious and effective idea
It's also a good way to get sued.
@@olliefoxx7165too many lawyers with too little work turning every day life into a minefield of life altering interactions
Hood hall monitors. The world may never know. 😊❤
This man is one of the best storytellers alive.
I'd agree with you if I could understand half of his words.
nobody going to mess with that school. that's what I'm talking about
My cheeks hurt from laugh and smiling omg 🤣
"AWWWW, MAN! THAT'S STEVE, MANNN!!!" 😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
all disappointed 😂
If you know about them Astro vans you know he ain’t lying 😂😂😂
That's a scene you only see once in your life and you forever laugh about it.😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
I'm going to the board
Don't be threaten people Steve
😂😂😂😂😂
At least not in that predicament 😂😂😂
PTA PATROL 😂🤣🤣🤣
Ready 😂
Poor Steve!
😂🤣😂🤣😂
"Don't be in here threatening, Steve!" 😂🤣😂🤣
You said they got him in the back of an astro van? bwahahahahaha! Steve will never be the same again. That man ain't never going back up to that school.
In their defense. Why is he running? That ain't gonna change traffic.😂
Modern problems require modern solutions.
HE CREATED EMPLOYMENT 😂😂😂
PTA Special was GREAT
"I employed some fellas" yeah we already know 😂😂😂
Steve almost got messed up 😂
Keeping the kids safe with the hood fellas!!!
Shhuuuuuuuwwt, where’s that school?
All I gotta do is introduce everyone who’s safe to them & I’ll know for a FACT that our lil people is good ❣️
Damn best thing that ever happened to ex convict comedy... keep it up brotha... 💯
Put the tape back on😂😂😂❤❤❤ You always crack me up so hard😂😂😂❤❤❤
Classic “Steve” mistake thinking he is in a safe space and making threats. You are still in the van Steve! Steve needs to STFU and roll in slowly next time 😂
The title had me rolling I already knew it was foolishness😂😂😂
💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀 I'm dying 😭 🤣 😂 😂😂😂😂😂😂My chest is hurting from laughing about Father Steve in the back of that Astro Van. Ali is too hilarious
Look I'm from Texas. The way things have been I'd hire them guys to watch my kid's school without a second thought.
Steve's entire life flashed before his eyes 😂
"Ya show that's Steve?" I can hear that sh!t now 😂😂😂😂
I am crying, laughing, and stomach hurting about the PTA patrol
Steve imma need you to be calm and get you mind RIGHT...😂
Ali, man you on the level of Bill Cosby when it comes to telling stories! This shit hilarious!
He even got the sweaters
Let's hope that he doesn't operate ENTIRELY on Bill Cosby's level!
Ooh dessert.....Zzzzzzzzzz
you are a genius!! you need to start a world wide chain!!
I've been speaking fluent English most my life, being also familiar with American dialects, accents and colloquialisms, but goddamn it took all my understanding and active effort to follow along with the set.
Ebonics is such a goddamn challenge to understand for someone not living in the US.
😂 it’s ok, it’s always changing. Even I don’t know all of it especially since it can be different depending on what part of the United States you’re from.
It became totally believable when he said back of an Astro van 😂😂😂
@5:18 I'm Steve cause my darn Daughter forgot her Darn Lunch and I got to be rushing....😅😅😅😅
PUT THE TAPE BACK ON WE NEED GO TALK😂😂😂😂😂
I like how he was talking to the crowd it felt like a conversation and not just a performance. It’s like we’re just hangin at a cookout or something or barbershop listen to someone tell amazing stories. I like how the one lady helped him finish his thought. I seen some comedians treat the audience like they’re beneath them. If anyone says one thing they get scolded. I real speaker/entertainer gets on the people level.
He said "NAHHHHH" 😂😂😂😂😂😂 lmfaooo not the astro van 😂😂😂 pull out the van from retirement 😂😂😂
this is genuinely funny.
PTA patrol😂😂😂😂😂😂we need them😂😂😂😂
"Because you're in my work space" okay, funny and honest. Win-win lol
I bet Steve slowed that fast walk down though 🤣💀
Ali Sidiq is my top 3 favorite comedians. The way he tells his stories and his body movement make it all the way better
Thats pride in your work
That' open the van up , mob walk took me alll the way out😂😂😂😂
That astro van been through it lol
The muscle having their own t-shirts. Jesus😂😂😂
Astro van.....out of the pta fuuund....im dead😂😂😂
It's always a STEVE getting into some accidental nonsense 😂 but it shows the PTA Patrol system works!!