I woke up from a dream a few days ago where New York got swallowed up by a sinkhole and I thought that might make an interesting EAS video. Just an idea, though.
Hey RUclipsr! Thank you for the vids becuz we all learn mostly what to do Incase if anything like you videos happen for real! We give you a big thank you
nearly fell out of my chair when i heard wisconsin. we are finally getting the recognition we deserve i literally just realized that this is about a frickin dangerous disease from tainted turkey lol
Funny how every time the mock ends with utter chaos, I want it to be contianed, and every time It ends with the situarion being contained, I want it to be utter chaos.
Imagine if plaque inc included these kind of messages freely to listen when a country spots your plaque. Even native language could be included for other countries with bots.
(November 22, 2018; Columbus, Ohio) (45 seconds after 1:23 PM) Me: I can't wait to see the premiere of the 21st Pokémon movie on Disney XD on Saturday; it comes on at noon with an encore at six. Katie: I don't feel so good. Me: Sis! Take Katie to the bathroom before- (Katie vomits, cutting me off in mid-sentence) Me: KATIE!!! SIS!!! CALL 911!!! (3 hours later; Nationwide Children's Hospital) Doctor: Orsini, Kathrine? (I stand up) Doctor: Are you her father? Me: No; I'm her uncle. Doctor: I'm afraid there was nothing we could do; your niece is dead. Me: [The turkey; that's what she ate] Doctor: Is this the first time that one of your relatives has died? Me: No. As far as I can remember, the first relative that died was was Guy Orsini, Sr.; the next one was my great-grandmother. The second-most recent relative that died was my grandmother; now this. My niece: Kathrine Orsini. Doctor: Someone has got to be behind this! Me: Not someONE, doc; someTHING. Doctor: What's that? Me: What's the first thing that the pilgrims ate at the first Thanksgiving in the year 1640? Doctor: Corn? Me: Turkey. (Calls Columbus Police Department) Me: Get me Officer Jenny, please. (15 seconds of silence) Hello, Jenny? Listen; I've got a job for you. (EAS activates) Tom: THE FOLLOWING MESSAGE IS BEING TRANSMITTED AT THE REQUEST OF THE COLUMBUS POLICE DEPARTMENT. AN UNKNOWN VIRUS HAS RETURNED TO INFECT CITIZENS OF COLUMBUS. THE ORIGIN OF THE VIRUS IS UNKNOWN AT THIS TIME. THE FIRST REPORT WAS WITNESSED AT 64 HALDY AVENUE AT 45 SECONDS AFTER 1:23 PM, EASTERN STANDARD TIME. KATHRINE ORSINI DID NOT FEEL WELL AND VOMITED AT HER HOME. SHE DIED AT NATIONWIDE CHILDREN'S HOSPITAL SHORTLY THEREAFTER. THE TURKEY THAT SHE ATE WAS TO BLAME. THE CITY HAS BEEN PUT UNDER QUARANTINE AND ALL RESIDENTS MUST TAKE ACTION IMMEDIATELY. STAY TUNED TO THIS STATION FOR ANY UPDATES REGARDING THE TURKEY. THANKSGIVING HAS BEEN CANCELLED FOR THE FIRST TIME IN THE HISTORY OF COLUMBUS. (The next day) Me: Too bad I have to stay at your house because of the quarantine; I should be getting new info about this turkey crisis. (A knock on the back door is heard) Me: That must be Officer Jenny. (I open the back door) Me: Jenny, come on in. (Living room) Jenny: Joe, I'm afraid that your friends Avery Harris and James Kirk have died. Me: [The turkey; that's what they ate] Jenny: What do we do? (56 seconds after 2:34 PM; EAS activates) Tom: THE FOLLOWING MESSAGE HAS BEEN TRANSMITTED AT THE REQUEST OF THE GOVERNOR'S OFFICE. HERE IS AN UPDATE ON THE INFECTED TURKEY SITUATION. TWO MORE PEOPLE HAVE DIED FROM EATING THE INFECTED TURKEY. AS A RESULT, THE ENTIRE STATE HAS BEEN PUT UNDER QUARANTINE AND A CURFEW OF 10 PM TO 7 AM HAS BEEN SET. NOBODY IS ALLOWED TO BE OUT ON THE STREETS DURING THESE HOURS. THE COLLEGE FOOTBALL GAME BETWEEN THE OHIO STATE BUCKEYES AND MICHIGAN WOLVERINES AND THE HOCKEY GAME BETWEEN THE COLUMBUS BLUE JACKETS AND VEGAS GOLDEN KNIGHTS HAVE BOTH BEEN CANCELLED. MORE UPDATES WILL BE BROADCAST OVER THE EMERGENCY ALERT SYSTEM AS THEY BECOME AVAILABLE. THANKSGIVING HAS NOW BEEN CANCELLED IN THE HISTORY OF THE STATE. (the next day) (Officer Jenny comes in wearing a hazmat suit) Jenny: Joe, put this on; we've got some turkeys to trash! (Save-A-Lot; Morse Road location) Jenny: FREEZE!!! Me: THIS STORE IS CLOSED UNTIL FURTHER NOTICE!!! Jenny: IF YOU JUST BOUGHT A TURKEY OR ARE CURRENTLY BUYING ONE, YOU ARE ORDERED TO PLACE IT IN THE PADDY WAGON OUTSIDE!!! Me: CASHIERS, IF YOU SCANNED A TURKEY AT THE CHECKOUT LANE, YOU ARE ORDERED TO VOID THE PURCHASE AND GIVE THE CUSTOMER WHO BOUGHT IT A REFUND FOR THE TURKEY IN CASH!!! Manager: I hate to interrupt your turkey confiscation mission, but the Emergency Alert System is activating; I'll put it over the loudspeaker. (SAME header) Tom: (over loudspeaker) WE INTERRUPT OUR PROGRAMMING. THIS IS A NATIONAL EMERGENCY. IMPORTANT DETAILS WILL FOLLOW. (EAS attention signal) Tom: (over loudspeaker). THE FOLLOWING MESSAGE IS BEING TRANSMITTED AT THE REQUEST OF THE UNITED STATES GOVERNMENT. THE TURKEY VIRUS, NOW KNOWN AS HALEY 2, HAS SPREAD THROUGHOUT THE ENTIRE COUNTRY. PRESIDENT DONALD TRUMP AND VICE PRESIDENT MIKE PENCE HAVE BOTH DIED FROM THIS VIRUS, AS WELL AS THE SPEAKER OF THE HOUSE OF REPRESENTATIVES. IN ADDITION, THE GOVERNORS OF EACH STATE AND THE MAYORS OF THE CITIES IN EACH STATE HAVE ALSO DIED. ALL FOOTBALL, BASKETBALL, AND HOCKEY GAMES IN THE ENTIRE COUNTRY HAVE BEEN CANCELLED. MAJOR LEAGUE BASEBALL HAS FOLDED AND WILL NO LONGER BE OPERATIONAL. MAJOR LEAGUE SOCCER HAS FOLDED BY DECLARING COLUMBUS CREW SC AS THE FINAL MLS CUP CHAMPION. THE NATIONAL BASKETBALL ASSOCIATION HAS FOLDED BY DECLARING THE CLEVELAND CAVALIERS AS THE FINAL NBA CHAMPION. THE NATIONAL FOOTBALL LEAGUE HAS FOLDED BY DECLARING THE CINCINNATI BENGALS AS THE FINAL SUPER BOWL CHAMPION. THE NATIONAL HOCKEY LEAGUE HAS FOLDED BY DECLARING THE COLUMBUS BLUE JACKETS AS THE FINAL STANLEY CUP CHAMPION. THE UNITED STATES MILITARY HAS PUT THE ENTIRE COUNTRY UNDER QUARANTINE AND PLACED A 24/7 MILITARY-ORDERED CURFEW. NOBODY IS ALLOWED TO BE OUT ON THE STREETS AT ALL. AS A RESULT, THANKSGIVING HAS BEEN PERMANENTLY CANCELLED. THE FEDERAL COMMUNICATIONS COMMISSION HAS ORDERED ALL TELEVISION AND RADIO STATIONS TO PERMANENTLY CEASE ALL BROADCASTING ACTIVITIES. IN ADDITION, THEY HAVE ALSO BEEN ORDERED TO PERMANENTLY SHUT DOWN ALL INTERNET SOURCES. THEY HAVE ALSO ORDERED ALL VIDEO GAME AND TRADING CARD COMPANIES TO PERMANENTLY CLOSE THEIR DOORS. ALL STATIONS WILL CEASE TRANSMISSION. GOD BLESS AMERICA. (January 1, 2019) Me: Nothing could be helped, Jenny. Jenny: There was nothing that the CDC could do, Joe. Me: The Haley 2 virus has claimed the entire country. Jenny: We're the only two left. Me: Put on your hazmat suit, Jenny. Jenny: Where are we going, Joe? Me: We're going to Mexico. Freedom. Life outside the United States. Jenny: Yes. Freedom. (US-Mexico border) Me/Jenny: FREEDOM!!! Me: Hey, Jenny! Jenny: What? Me: Another two people have joined us. Jenny: Where are they from? Me: Judging by the license plate on the car, they're from California. Jenny: I guess we're not alone. RESULTS: Dead: 299,999,996 Alive: 4
Request: you should make the most serious videos one is called the great national earthquake of 2024 and the the other one is scary its called the rise of the scariest Disease 2022
i was thinking that popeyes had a virus included nashia (sry cant say it right) vomiting,hot temperture of body,bleeding from the mouth and nose,acting like robots and most likely death
I mean in my house whole we DO NOT eat turkey,ham or stuff you would eat on Thanksgiving we eat this thing called pezole (so sorry don't know how to spell it) but we normally eat it every Thanksgiving
Well, guess what? I had ham.
No infection for me.
@Gabriel Tejada why
@Gabriel Tejada jeez i was just asking why your family hates turkey god
@Gabriel Tejada if you wanna be like that than get the fuck out
@Gabriel Tejada ruclips.net/video/-oXdEtRzik0/видео.html
@Gabriel Tejada bitch shut up GO TO HELL
I woke up from a dream a few days ago where New York got swallowed up by a sinkhole and I thought that might make an interesting EAS video. Just an idea, though.
If I do make that *not saying I will* I will let everyone who watches it know who I get the idea from!
Styx Gamer good idia
Lol
@@yourmexicanjuan6030 It's Polish Jerry, the assassin
@@UmbraNumberOne yep
I binge watch these EAS everyday it's addicting
Same
Same here. But i still get nightmares 😕
youjustwasted 3secondsofyourlifereadingthis me too
@nneedell
No, I wasted 10 seconds reading this, man, people.
@@SPCWakefield1103 its the dude's name who commented but whatever
This is why i eat chicken
Muhammed Soofi XD
Jade 125 halal chicken
Muhammed Soofi sameeee ikr
We sooo Aren't Vegan!
This is why I sleep during Thanksgiving lol
I can appreciate the fact that well-done videos like this one will actually make me somewhat scared - especially when watched at night.
Watching on Thanksgiving of 2018.
same
*Vegetarians and Vegans cheer*
Mars Tea EHEHEHEHHEHE IM A VEG THATS WHAT U GET FOR KILLING ANIMALS
Mars Tea and basically every PETA member ever
*Happy vegetarian noises*
Vegans need hell
*Sad non-vegan noise*
Wait... I have metallic insides...!
*Happy Cyborg noises*
How disappointing years on to realize how many people would probably refuse the quarantine and go out anyhow.
Nice video! Scared to eat turkey now tho
Me too
Longhaul32 ITS REAL
Everyone its it Cuz its yummy
Don’t worry this is fake.
Does anyone here think that A black friday eas would be cool? if u do comment down below
Meeeee I want a black friday eas!
YESS THAT WHAT I SAID BLACK FRIDY EAS!!!
Noobziess ok
Noobziess I think it would be cool
That would be cool
After hearing this alert:
Grandma: "want some turkey, sweetie?"
Me: runs to china
@Gabriel Tejada that comment was a year ago
this comment did not age well
@Gabriel Tejada LMFAO THIS WAS A YEAR AGO, READ BEFORE U COMMENT 🥰🥰
Hey RUclipsr! Thank you for the vids becuz we all learn mostly what to do Incase if anything like you videos happen for real! We give you a big thank you
Jerry Osborne This is not real
I know,but like the riots
Idk why but I find the way he says turkeys hilarious
0:59 'Department of Hell'? Haven't heard of that before.
He said Health not hell
Javieriscoolishe: r/woooosh
I’m pretty sure he said health
It's HEALTH
nearly fell out of my chair when i heard wisconsin. we are finally getting the recognition we deserve
i literally just realized that this is about a frickin dangerous disease from tainted turkey lol
Do a solar flare scenario
Echo PVP a solar flare is basically a EMP, so no EAS
@@the_red_invader5004 except on battery powered and hand crank radios...
Request: EAS Scenario: The Christmas Chocolate Pudding Plague
“The following message is transmitted from the Missouri department of hell” lol
6:44 should have been a national Emergency Action notification (because it was requested by the government) (or no)
wl041204 YT goverment does only leaving ppl for dead
And you only do not grammar correct
And i do totally not rule a super evil organization
I had chicken patties. I'll pass on it.
ok foxy
Eating cool whip.
Coo hwip
@@vinnyx3585 what?
Exactly screw the turkey, cool whip is what it’s all about
Mood
@@vinnyx3585 I got the reference lol
D I E R I E A
Awkwardly Awesome YOU'RE SLIDING INTO 3RD AND YOU FEEL A SLIPPERY TURD DIAHREAA
U mean d i a r r e a h
AHHH my worst nightmare
V O M I T I N G
@Edeline Widjaja
Turkey shits
almost takes a bite of turkey when the eas comes up
*FLOOF I WAS ALMOST SCREWED!*
That was a really good eas
If you haven't already done so, can you please do one with net neutrality?
How the hell would that work?
Ahmad Suleman Probably people could riot
That was a really good eas lf you haven't already done so, you please do with net neutrality?
This is why I sleep during Thanksgiving lololololol
This is why l sleep during Thanksgiving loyol
@@jasminefloyd276#stopcopyingcomments
I'm going to eat turkey in a few hours, now I am fuckin' scared!
Leeloo Wheeler it's fake😂😂😂😂😂😂
Leeloo Wheeler I already ate turkey
I know. I was kidding.
The thing is it's only like 2 here
Leeloo Wheeler I subscribed to your channel
Your 117th sub
Funny how every time the mock ends with utter chaos, I want it to be contianed, and every time It ends with the situarion being contained, I want it to be utter chaos.
when they listed the symptoms it reminded me of those medicine commercials
I watch these knowing they are fake but the mixture of my imagination and the sound still freak me out if I watch too many. 😖
I wonder if you can make a fictional EAS involving Tiberium, a toxic extraterrestrial material in the Command & Conquer series.
Update: I just noticed that you are not taking any requests, so I apologize for my post. However, I admire your work on these EAS vids. Thank you.
6:54 I heard a drum set when he stopped the thing that goes errrrr
Good hearing man! I didn’t hear it
Imagine if plaque inc included these kind of messages freely to listen when a country spots your plaque. Even native language could be included for other countries with bots.
How about a 2nd civil war senario?
Oh I'm a good old rebel and that's what I am I like to kill some Yankees and like to kill some more I got to vote again her I only wish we won
@@bl1t7theprotogenhybrid72 what
This reminds me of the season finale of The Rocking dead
I dont eat turkey......
I EAT HAM YEA BOI!!!!!!!!!!
Ribs? Y/N
👍= Y
👎=N
I must be lucky.
*I eat pasta!*
I like how at the end it just casually says Happy Thanksgiving
Me: "had turkey for thanksgiving"
Also Me: "insert sweating Jordan Peele"
6:41 who thinks this should be a Civil Danger Warning?
Me
I like how it rhymes like: stay tuned on this statION for more informatION on this dangerous situacION
camilo Sawyer sounds like a rap
Do a vampire one
I think I have a habit of watching EAS alerts of any kind
Do not unwrap the Turkey as the virus spread if Sterne touches the air. Wait… who is Steve?
Well..... that was a bit not deadly as others :) Thank for this
i
i dont eat turkeyz
* *quiet cheering noise* *
Why do you not eat turkey
I ate crab this year :)
Winter Wolf I ate chicken.
Did they intch
I eat crab (from Maryland)
Glacey Lobster
CollinFox #thesafeway
I need to sneeze now! XD
Don't, I'll shotgun my dad off
I feel like this kinda predicted corona
Now I am gonna say this: That's when I made my first video on RUclips! 11/23/2017.
This reminds me of the season finale of The Walking Dead
ever think about doing one with Krampus and his evil elves? the demon would have plenty of souls to gather and torment.
(November 22, 2018; Columbus, Ohio)
(45 seconds after 1:23 PM)
Me: I can't wait to see the premiere of the 21st Pokémon movie on Disney XD on Saturday; it comes on at noon with an encore at six.
Katie: I don't feel so good.
Me: Sis! Take Katie to the bathroom before-
(Katie vomits, cutting me off in mid-sentence)
Me: KATIE!!! SIS!!! CALL 911!!!
(3 hours later; Nationwide Children's Hospital)
Doctor: Orsini, Kathrine?
(I stand up)
Doctor: Are you her father?
Me: No; I'm her uncle.
Doctor: I'm afraid there was nothing we could do; your niece is dead.
Me: [The turkey; that's what she ate]
Doctor: Is this the first time that one of your relatives has died?
Me: No. As far as I can remember, the first relative that died was was Guy Orsini, Sr.; the next one was my great-grandmother. The second-most recent relative that died was my grandmother; now this. My niece: Kathrine Orsini.
Doctor: Someone has got to be behind this!
Me: Not someONE, doc; someTHING.
Doctor: What's that?
Me: What's the first thing that the pilgrims ate at the first Thanksgiving in the year 1640?
Doctor: Corn?
Me: Turkey.
(Calls Columbus Police Department)
Me: Get me Officer Jenny, please. (15 seconds of silence) Hello, Jenny? Listen; I've got a job for you.
(EAS activates)
Tom: THE FOLLOWING MESSAGE IS BEING TRANSMITTED AT THE REQUEST OF THE COLUMBUS POLICE DEPARTMENT. AN UNKNOWN VIRUS HAS RETURNED TO INFECT CITIZENS OF COLUMBUS. THE ORIGIN OF THE VIRUS IS UNKNOWN AT THIS TIME. THE FIRST REPORT WAS WITNESSED AT 64 HALDY AVENUE AT 45 SECONDS AFTER 1:23 PM, EASTERN STANDARD TIME. KATHRINE ORSINI DID NOT FEEL WELL AND VOMITED AT HER HOME. SHE DIED AT NATIONWIDE CHILDREN'S HOSPITAL SHORTLY THEREAFTER. THE TURKEY THAT SHE ATE WAS TO BLAME. THE CITY HAS BEEN PUT UNDER QUARANTINE AND ALL RESIDENTS MUST TAKE ACTION IMMEDIATELY. STAY TUNED TO THIS STATION FOR ANY UPDATES REGARDING THE TURKEY. THANKSGIVING HAS BEEN CANCELLED FOR THE FIRST TIME IN THE HISTORY OF COLUMBUS.
(The next day)
Me: Too bad I have to stay at your house because of the quarantine; I should be getting new info about this turkey crisis.
(A knock on the back door is heard)
Me: That must be Officer Jenny.
(I open the back door)
Me: Jenny, come on in.
(Living room)
Jenny: Joe, I'm afraid that your friends Avery Harris and James Kirk have died.
Me: [The turkey; that's what they ate]
Jenny: What do we do?
(56 seconds after 2:34 PM; EAS activates)
Tom: THE FOLLOWING MESSAGE HAS BEEN TRANSMITTED AT THE REQUEST OF THE GOVERNOR'S OFFICE. HERE IS AN UPDATE ON THE INFECTED TURKEY SITUATION. TWO MORE PEOPLE HAVE DIED FROM EATING THE INFECTED TURKEY. AS A RESULT, THE ENTIRE STATE HAS BEEN PUT UNDER QUARANTINE AND A CURFEW OF 10 PM TO 7 AM HAS BEEN SET. NOBODY IS ALLOWED TO BE OUT ON THE STREETS DURING THESE HOURS. THE COLLEGE FOOTBALL GAME BETWEEN THE OHIO STATE BUCKEYES AND MICHIGAN WOLVERINES AND THE HOCKEY GAME BETWEEN THE COLUMBUS BLUE JACKETS AND VEGAS GOLDEN KNIGHTS HAVE BOTH BEEN CANCELLED. MORE UPDATES WILL BE BROADCAST OVER THE EMERGENCY ALERT SYSTEM AS THEY BECOME AVAILABLE. THANKSGIVING HAS NOW BEEN CANCELLED IN THE HISTORY OF THE STATE.
(the next day)
(Officer Jenny comes in wearing a hazmat suit)
Jenny: Joe, put this on; we've got some turkeys to trash!
(Save-A-Lot; Morse Road location)
Jenny: FREEZE!!!
Me: THIS STORE IS CLOSED UNTIL FURTHER NOTICE!!!
Jenny: IF YOU JUST BOUGHT A TURKEY OR ARE CURRENTLY BUYING ONE, YOU ARE ORDERED TO PLACE IT IN THE PADDY WAGON OUTSIDE!!!
Me: CASHIERS, IF YOU SCANNED A TURKEY AT THE CHECKOUT LANE, YOU ARE ORDERED TO VOID THE PURCHASE AND GIVE THE CUSTOMER WHO BOUGHT IT A REFUND FOR THE TURKEY IN CASH!!!
Manager: I hate to interrupt your turkey confiscation mission, but the Emergency Alert System is activating; I'll put it over the loudspeaker.
(SAME header)
Tom: (over loudspeaker) WE INTERRUPT OUR PROGRAMMING. THIS IS A NATIONAL EMERGENCY. IMPORTANT DETAILS WILL FOLLOW.
(EAS attention signal)
Tom: (over loudspeaker). THE FOLLOWING MESSAGE IS BEING TRANSMITTED AT THE REQUEST OF THE UNITED STATES GOVERNMENT. THE TURKEY VIRUS, NOW KNOWN AS HALEY 2, HAS SPREAD THROUGHOUT THE ENTIRE COUNTRY. PRESIDENT DONALD TRUMP AND VICE PRESIDENT MIKE PENCE HAVE BOTH DIED FROM THIS VIRUS, AS WELL AS THE SPEAKER OF THE HOUSE OF REPRESENTATIVES. IN ADDITION, THE GOVERNORS OF EACH STATE AND THE MAYORS OF THE CITIES IN EACH STATE HAVE ALSO DIED. ALL FOOTBALL, BASKETBALL, AND HOCKEY GAMES IN THE ENTIRE COUNTRY HAVE BEEN CANCELLED. MAJOR LEAGUE BASEBALL HAS FOLDED AND WILL NO LONGER BE OPERATIONAL. MAJOR LEAGUE SOCCER HAS FOLDED BY DECLARING COLUMBUS CREW SC AS THE FINAL MLS CUP CHAMPION. THE NATIONAL BASKETBALL ASSOCIATION HAS FOLDED BY DECLARING THE CLEVELAND CAVALIERS AS THE FINAL NBA CHAMPION. THE NATIONAL FOOTBALL LEAGUE HAS FOLDED BY DECLARING THE CINCINNATI BENGALS AS THE FINAL SUPER BOWL CHAMPION. THE NATIONAL HOCKEY LEAGUE HAS FOLDED BY DECLARING THE COLUMBUS BLUE JACKETS AS THE FINAL STANLEY CUP CHAMPION. THE UNITED STATES MILITARY HAS PUT THE ENTIRE COUNTRY UNDER QUARANTINE AND PLACED A 24/7 MILITARY-ORDERED CURFEW. NOBODY IS ALLOWED TO BE OUT ON THE STREETS AT ALL. AS A RESULT, THANKSGIVING HAS BEEN PERMANENTLY CANCELLED. THE FEDERAL COMMUNICATIONS COMMISSION HAS ORDERED ALL TELEVISION AND RADIO STATIONS TO PERMANENTLY CEASE ALL BROADCASTING ACTIVITIES. IN ADDITION, THEY HAVE ALSO BEEN ORDERED TO PERMANENTLY SHUT DOWN ALL INTERNET SOURCES. THEY HAVE ALSO ORDERED ALL VIDEO GAME AND TRADING CARD COMPANIES TO PERMANENTLY CLOSE THEIR DOORS. ALL STATIONS WILL CEASE TRANSMISSION. GOD BLESS AMERICA.
(January 1, 2019)
Me: Nothing could be helped, Jenny.
Jenny: There was nothing that the CDC could do, Joe.
Me: The Haley 2 virus has claimed the entire country.
Jenny: We're the only two left.
Me: Put on your hazmat suit, Jenny.
Jenny: Where are we going, Joe?
Me: We're going to Mexico. Freedom. Life outside the United States.
Jenny: Yes. Freedom.
(US-Mexico border)
Me/Jenny: FREEDOM!!!
Me: Hey, Jenny!
Jenny: What?
Me: Another two people have joined us.
Jenny: Where are they from?
Me: Judging by the license plate on the car, they're from California.
Jenny: I guess we're not alone.
RESULTS:
Dead: 299,999,996
Alive: 4
Wow 2 people alive......
Frank Woods Me and Officer Jenny, the only two kept alive; the other 299,999,998 US citizens are dead.
Joe Orsini Lies, I and My father would leave to mexico too before the virus hits california, so actual People alive: 4
Sentinelic Torjan IJF I edited my comment.
Damn... Pretty good
you should do a black friday eas
This is a work of fiction
Was hoping for mutated killer turkeys but this'll do.
That's an interesting plot
not me almost getting a anxiety attack but watching it anyway
CONGRATS!! You have 700!! 🎉 😁
Hey SPCHermitage 1258 I heard you reached 600 subscribers congrats
How many reasons can EAS be issued for?
(Administrative Message, Food Contamination…)
I don’t like turkey, I win
I loose dang it
I don't like turkey either ;)
Me too
I don't eat turkey anyway
7:57 TURN YOUR VOLUME TO THE ABSOLUTE MAX
0_0
Ahh dang, I'm deaf.
I've gone deaf... lol its sooooooo loud
I did it lol!
I'm scared
I think i just heard a gobble from a turkey
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H.
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L.
P.
M.
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😨
Jokes on you! I only eat chicken.
Request: EAS Scenario: Hodge Podge
When he said Oklahoma my heart sank
Your videos are super cool 😎
Civil authorities issued a farting turkey warning.
I love turkey so much I would probably eat it anyway.
The turkeys has found a way to defend themselfes
why do i watch this at night
This video title aged like a fine wine
2020: same, but it’s a bat
I Definitely Have Cheeseburgers, I’ll Pass On It!
3:42 has been diagnosed with mesothelioma
you may be entitled to financial compensation
Request: you should make the most serious videos one is called the great national earthquake of 2024 and the the other one is scary its called the rise of the scariest
Disease 2022
i was thinking that popeyes had a virus included nashia (sry cant say it right) vomiting,hot temperture of body,bleeding from the mouth and nose,acting like robots and most likely death
Next Thanksgiving: The Turkeys fight back against humanity
Welcome to Plague Inc Cheatcodes.
Why not use an Emergency Action Notification? It affected the whole country.
Me: sees this
Also me: AREN’T I GLAD TO BE A CHICKEN EATER
They said Turkey. Turkey and chicken arnt the same thing
I said that I’m glad to be a chicken fan
I eat chicken on thanksgiving.
my fam eats pasta on thanksgiving.maybe ita because we're italians living in america
“All residents within 100 miles of ST. LOUIE are advised to return to your homes” I feel like this part is just making fun of me
Same I’m watching thanksgiving of 2018
HA, I WOULDNT GET INFECTED OFF THE BAT! I DONT EAT TURKEY!
What is a Food Contamination Warning?
It means like a dangerous virus or something inside the food
My town in beginning, crud
Good thing I slept in today...
*eats turkey leg*
When suddenly...martial law
Me:tf2 medic will help these people
Tf2 medic: mem
This should be renamed "The Revenge of Turkeys"
How are sneezing and coughing a concern?
the setting is minnesota (sry i dont know any states in minnesota i dont live in minnesota)the time is 4:27 est
Anyone came back to this video in 2020 cuz of the Coronavirus?
All 50 states? So it just jumped all the way to Hawaii and Alaska?
DO A CHRISTMAS SPECIAL !!
Isaac tube yea! a unidentified object presumed to be a slay, controlled by a unknown person and 6 unknown creatures was in control a nuclear weapon!
Krampus Special.
I mean in my house whole we DO NOT eat turkey,ham or stuff you would eat on Thanksgiving we eat this thing called pezole (so sorry don't know how to spell it) but we normally eat it every Thanksgiving
*quarantines aggressively*
Hits a little too close to home now 😂😅
are these videos supposed to be where we are in the Situation
This is why I don't eat turkey. I steal mashed potatoes, green beans and rolls