Me at the ds2 🐘
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- Опубликовано: 16 окт 2024
- Alright, so here we are in front of the mastodons...
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• Me at the zoo
ᶠᵒᵒᵗᵃᵍᵉ ᵘˢᵉᵈ ᵘⁿᵈᵉʳ ᵗʰᵉ ᶜʳᵉᵃᵗᶦᵛᵉ ᶜᵒᵐᵐᵒⁿˢ ᴬᵗᵗʳᶦᵇᵘᵗᶦᵒⁿ ˡᶦᶜᵉⁿˢᵉ
a joke I've been meaning to make for a very long time.... needed the EbSynth practise too.
New year, ᴏʟᴅᴇsᴛ ᴍᴇᴍᴇs.
happy new year❤
thanks dad
Did you eat some crab legs at the end of the year?
Yo can you try out a game for the past 2 weeks? It has the same mystery and character building as dark soul games. But hear me out, its on Roblox and it's called deepwoken
New year, still waiting for a miracle build
You know what is also amazing of elephants ?
They never forget about a thing , like a miracle build , they would had done it
Lol xD That made me laugh
My latest run was a full miracle build, I only levelled Faith my entire NG cycle. I was hitting for 1200 per stab with a +10 Rapier with Sunlight Blade, but also had
@@Hawkeye04300 can’t we all
We do indeed.
It's a shame the only guests at that zoo will only ever be the Emerald Herald, the Bearer of the Curse, and a lone crystal lizard. It's so empty there that the bored animals in the enclosure almost seem as if they turned to stone.
damn its a MIRACLE that they were able to BUILD a game with such creative enemy designs
Is faith build really that bad? I never try it but I want to
@@mechanyu71.03 in pve it works ok in any of the games, usually the issue comes from not having good miracles at all for the first half of most of them. For pvp though, theyre usually bad and fall short against decent players. Only real exceptions to that rule is lightning arrow since you can hold it infinitely, and tranquil walk of peace since that removes your opponets ability to run or roll
@@ashenamber2305 I see, thanks for explaining
@@mechanyu71.03 They nerfed the miracles after release.
Oh yes, nice message to the developers
In case you don’t get it, this is based off the very first video game, Dark Souls 2
Wait, the very first game ever made was a sequel? I guess time is convoluted here.
how long did it take to make a sequel? 100 years more????
The fact that you even came up with this is a miracle itself, props for digging this up Old Man.
For those of you who don't know, the video that's being referenced is the first video ever to be uploaded to RUclips, called me at the Zoo
This is brilliant but I'm afraid that it's such an old meme that it's going to go over most people's heads. Unlike elephants, humanity forgets.
An elephant can't remember what it wasn't there to see.
This doesn't look like a miracle build old man.
Only for fans over 18 years old LOVEME.UNO/ALEXA 👈
mañas no se la
Megan: "Hotter"
Hopi: "Sweeter"
Joonie: "Cooler"
Yoongi: "Butter
Asi con toy y sus mañas no se la lease que escriba bien mamon hay nomas pa ra reirse un rato y no estar triste y estresado.por la vida dura que se vive hoy .
Köz karaş: ''Taŋ kaldım''
Erinder: ''Sezimdüü''
Jılmayuu: ''Tattuuraak''
Dene: ''Muzdak''
Jizn, kak krasivaya melodiya, tolko pesni pereputalis.
Aç köz arstan
Bul ukmuştuuday ısık kün bolçu, jana arstan abdan açka bolgon.
Uyunan çıgıp, tigi jer-jerdi izdedi. Al kiçinekey koyondu gana taba algan. Al bir az oylonboy koyondu karmadı. ''Bul koyon menin kursagımdı toyguza albayt'' dep oylodu arstan.
Arstan koyondu öltüröyün dep jatkanda, bir kiyik tigi tarapka çurkadı. Arstan aç köz bolup kaldı. Kiçine koyondu emes, çoŋ kiyikti jegen jakşı dep oylodu.#垃圾
Son unos de los mejores conciertos , no puede ir pero de tan solo verlos desde pantalla, se que estuvo sorprendente
💗❤️💌💘
@@jovanka--------3413 this bot does not hold the secret to the miracle build. what a shame.
cringe pfp
@@vyr1316 Is it Ancapistan?
@@JohanKylander superstraight, mutualist flag is reversed
Now you could heal him up with a miracle build old man
Only for fans over 18 years old LOVEME.UNO/ALEXA 👈
mañas no se la
Megan: "Hotter"
Hopi: "Sweeter"
Joonie: "Cooler"
Yoongi: "Butter
Asi con toy y sus mañas no se la lease que escriba bien mamon hay nomas pa ra reirse un rato y no estar triste y estresado.por la vida dura que se vive hoy .
Köz karaş: ''Taŋ kaldım''
Erinder: ''Sezimdüü''
Jılmayuu: ''Tattuuraak''
Dene: ''Muzdak''
Jizn, kak krasivaya melodiya, tolko pesni pereputalis.
Aç köz arstan
Bul ukmuştuuday ısık kün bolçu, jana arstan abdan açka bolgon.
Uyunan çıgıp, tigi jer-jerdi izdedi. Al kiçinekey koyondu gana taba algan. Al bir az oylonboy koyondu karmadı. ''Bul koyon menin kursagımdı toyguza albayt'' dep oylodu arstan.
Arstan koyondu öltüröyün dep jatkanda, bir kiyik tigi tarapka çurkadı. Arstan aç köz bolup kaldı. Kiçine koyondu emes, çoŋ kiyikti jegen jakşı dep oylodu.#垃圾
Son unos de los mejores conciertos , no puede ir pero de tan solo verlos desde pantalla, se que estuvo sorprendente
💗❤️💌💘
Cute pfp
Mastodon leggings are peak fashion souls
It's okay, their attack hitboxes aren't designed for them to fight down stairs
-Thanks, DS2-
Thank you, Dark Souls
Dame as the giants in anor londo
Same*
its a true shame that the child emerald herald fell into the gorilla cage.
*elephant cage
The very first DS2 meme, beautiful.
Jawed's statement is a historic event
God I really enjoy seeing your creative use of EbSynth
Truly the oldest of memes
honestly, that is pretty cool
Only for fans over 18 years old LOVEME.UNO/ALEXA 👈
mañas no se la
Megan: "Hotter"
Hopi: "Sweeter"
Joonie: "Cooler"
Yoongi: "Butter
Asi con toy y sus mañas no se la lease que escriba bien mamon hay nomas pa ra reirse un rato y no estar triste y estresado.por la vida dura que se vive hoy .
Köz karaş: ''Taŋ kaldım''
Erinder: ''Sezimdüü''
Jılmayuu: ''Tattuuraak''
Dene: ''Muzdak''
Jizn, kak krasivaya melodiya, tolko pesni pereputalis.
Aç köz arstan
Bul ukmuştuuday ısık kün bolçu, jana arstan abdan açka bolgon.
Uyunan çıgıp, tigi jer-jerdi izdedi. Al kiçinekey koyondu gana taba algan. Al bir az oylonboy koyondu karmadı. ''Bul koyon menin kursagımdı toyguza albayt'' dep oylodu arstan.
Arstan koyondu öltüröyün dep jatkanda, bir kiyik tigi tarapka çurkadı. Arstan aç köz bolup kaldı. Kiçine koyondu emes, çoŋ kiyikti jegen jakşı dep oylodu.#垃圾
Son unos de los mejores conciertos , no puede ir pero de tan solo verlos desde pantalla, se que estuvo sorprendente
💗❤️💌💘
I always kill every enemy I see except when running to the boss.
Don't want to deal with back attacks.
I keep forgetting about all the weird species they introduced in DS2 then instantly ignored in 3.
To be fair, they were also kind of ignored in DS2
The Gyrm/Dwarves and Giants have so much cut content it's absurd
That's actually because bloat is what killed DS2. Tomohiro Shibuya, its first director, was WAY too ambitious. Made a whole new engine and countless assets which cost a ton, and then as it turned out, none of the consoles could run it. Only a $5000 rig could. This was 2 months away from the game's launch. So then they kicked Shibuya and put Yui Tanimura on it. Tanimura is a veteran just like Miyazaki, so he basically worked overtime often free of charge. Dumbed down the engine, re-used all the assets (because Namco didn't give him budget for new ones kek), and reshaped the entire game.
This is why it's so unfinished and why the gameplay often suffers in quality and why enemies are out of place. There was simply no time, and nothing but re-used assets. Hence, elephants at knightly medieval European based castles.
Most of these enemies were Aldia's creations so it doesn't really need further lore, Giants have a dark sign on them and also turn into trees, meaning they were actually not real giants but humans from a far away land that became corrupted by the dark sign and then started to become wood (Like the undeads in dark souls 3 where there are tons of wooden enemies), you can find corpses of these giants in Aldia's mansion where you discover how he discovered about Gwyn's lies by dissecting the Giants, real giants are the ones like Yhorm, Wolnir, the Giants in the cathedral of the depth and so on, while "human" giants mutated by the dark sign are also considered giants because of Drangleic never meeting an actual giant...
DS2 is set in an entirely different locale from DS1 and DS3.
"Something Dark Souls 2 would shamelessly steal nine years later."
Happy new year! 2005 looks cool so far
praise the elephant, but keep heart for crab!
Ebsynth is so interesting
in case youngsters don't recognize the reference, this is the very first youtube video. at least the audio of it.
Finally a comment acknowledging this. I though noone got the reference
I loved the big boys, they'll sit down and don't get up if you parry them wich is a nice little detail.
I know you can backstab certain large enemies but what? You can parry these guys?
@@waveburner1254 DS2 lets you parry almost anything.
@@JohanKylander Hm, I guess it's time to look up some data about parryable enemies.
Simply wonderful. Thank you old man.
Only for fans over 18 years old LOVEME.UNO/ALEXA 👈
mañas no se la
Megan: "Hotter"
Hopi: "Sweeter"
Joonie: "Cooler"
Yoongi: "Butter
Asi con toy y sus mañas no se la lease que escriba bien mamon hay nomas pa ra reirse un rato y no estar triste y estresado.por la vida dura que se vive hoy .
Köz karaş: ''Taŋ kaldım''
Erinder: ''Sezimdüü''
Jılmayuu: ''Tattuuraak''
Dene: ''Muzdak''
Jizn, kak krasivaya melodiya, tolko pesni pereputalis.
Aç köz arstan
Bul ukmuştuuday ısık kün bolçu, jana arstan abdan açka bolgon.
Uyunan çıgıp, tigi jer-jerdi izdedi. Al kiçinekey koyondu gana taba algan. Al bir az oylonboy koyondu karmadı. ''Bul koyon menin kursagımdı toyguza albayt'' dep oylodu arstan.
Arstan koyondu öltüröyün dep jatkanda, bir kiyik tigi tarapka çurkadı. Arstan aç köz bolup kaldı. Kiçine koyondu emes, çoŋ kiyikti jegen jakşı dep oylodu.#垃圾
Son unos de los mejores conciertos , no puede ir pero de tan solo verlos desde pantalla, se que estuvo sorprendente
💗❤️💌💘
There is no stronger bond than between an ele and its phant.
Only for fans over 18 years old LOVEME.UNO/ALEXA 👈
mañas no se la
Megan: "Hotter"
Hopi: "Sweeter"
Joonie: "Cooler"
Yoongi: "Butter
Asi con toy y sus mañas no se la lease que escriba bien mamon hay nomas pa ra reirse un rato y no estar triste y estresado.por la vida dura que se vive hoy .
Köz karaş: ''Taŋ kaldım''
Erinder: ''Sezimdüü''
Jılmayuu: ''Tattuuraak''
Dene: ''Muzdak''
Jizn, kak krasivaya melodiya, tolko pesni pereputalis.
Aç köz arstan
Bul ukmuştuuday ısık kün bolçu, jana arstan abdan açka bolgon.
Uyunan çıgıp, tigi jer-jerdi izdedi. Al kiçinekey koyondu gana taba algan. Al bir az oylonboy koyondu karmadı. ''Bul koyon menin kursagımdı toyguza albayt'' dep oylodu arstan.
Arstan koyondu öltüröyün dep jatkanda, bir kiyik tigi tarapka çurkadı. Arstan aç köz bolup kaldı. Kiçine koyondu emes, çoŋ kiyikti jegen jakşı dep oylodu.#垃圾
Son unos de los mejores conciertos , no puede ir pero de tan solo verlos desde pantalla, se que estuvo sorprendente
💗❤️💌💘
😂
That was extremely well done! Took me a while to realize what was going on lol
as old as a good miracle build
I just finished DS2 so now I can finally understand memes like this.
Welcome to the club
Now you have to pick a side.
The "DS2 is good, actually" club.
Or the degenerate "My opinions are bad" swarm.
@@rainbowkrampus ahh , so true...too true
@@rainbowkrampus It is called Best Souls 2 for a reason.
@@rainbowkrampus I pick the "I didn't really like Dark Souls 1 so I especially don't like Dark Souls 2" club. Sekiro is infinitely better than both.
This is where I died on my NG+7 no death no bonfire run, but to the phantom enemy.
DS2 = Best Souls
best memes
DS2: Has elephant
Rest of the souls games: No elephant
Superior game, clearly.
Elden Ring must have both for it to be the best FromSoft game.
They have crabs, all they need is elephants. Supposedly there’ll be both a snow area (mammoths) and a desert area (normal) so they have two chances to not fuck it up.
@@DenseMass yeah but you can BECOME crab in DS2! (Aka malformed claws)
Clearly superior
Fun fact: We found in DS2 data that there were supposed to have giant lobsters in the game but was sadly cut. The “malformed claws” are a remnant of this creature. So technically, DS2 has started the crustaceans enemy type which DS3 stole. XD
@@raphicoco Damn DS2 could’ve been best souls game.
I always thought those came from the scorpion-centaur people like Tark. I would’ve liked to also see a lobster honestly.
@@DenseMass na man, they look nothing alike except for being claws and they don’t have any link to each other in any shape or form. Even the description say that they are from crustacean which I believe scorpions aren’t. You may be talking about the Black Scorpion Stinger which obviously comes from a scorpion. But it’s a totally different weapon.
@@gvd72 me too. Now there are only remnant from its existence which are the weapons and some spaces in maps clearly made for them that are now abandoned. Sad 😔
DS2 had such cool, unique enemies.
yeah it had dudes in armor and elephants in armor
@@Mordoras1379 and hippos (without armor).
@@Mordoras1379 big dudes in armor and animal bosses were always most memorable enemies in the series
It had people, people in armor, more people in armor, some zombie people in armor and some weird generic monster enemies
Sim, em ds2 podemos bater em pessoas que nasceram com deficiências físicas
Me right after my +5 rapier doesnt kill the crystal lizard in time
These Elephants are juiced as hell!
aww yeah, starting off the year with Best Souls 2
A Dark souls 2 meme in 2022, Praise It !!!
Elepants.
This is amazing. A very high quality "cover" of the first ever youtube video, all with deepfake and ingame footage. Damn!
He's a man of his word, that really has ben all there was to say.
Wasn't the original version of this the first video posted to YT?
That's the throwest back of throwbacks.
Parrying those guys is neat.
This guys were a pain on max NG, highly recommend cheesing them with cheese if you’re doing a no death type of run.
Use Dark Fog or run downstairs and shoot arrows. That's how I dealt with them in my No Death No Bonfire Run.
Just roll away lmao, lol even
They also have long tusks and long spears.
My man going techno wizard in the new year!
DS2 was never quite the same after it was bought out and removed the ability to rate down player messages.
You couldn't rate down messages until Ds3, you know.
I don’t think you were ever able to rate down messages in 2. The system is still fun I think. A message with a 100 ratings could be really good or really bad advice and I like that sort of tension it brings
when ppl don't get the joke
@@Boomerangofjustice Yeah, you don't know if it's good or bad, and then you fall off the cliff due to said advice.
Fun fact: the joke is about RUclips removing the dislike button. I'll remove this when people will understand it and I'll look like a total moron.
Don't give up skeleton!
Happy New Year, Limit. Can't wait for the useless Elden Ring data!
I unironiclly love Dark Souls 2
Nice, a homage to the best youtube video using the best (Dark Souls) game.
I revived this comment section
Happ new year old man🎉🦀
Mastodons>Crabs confirm3d!1
You can have it
@@EggBastion ver nize, i like!, how much?.
@@AtreyusNinja
a motherload
@@EggBastion damn son
@@AtreyusNinja I can put it right there in your hands
this is me when im dark souls 2
They had one of my most used weapons, happy new years tusked brothers
The other being a helix halberd? :P
@@KarmaSangheili I never used the helix halberd funny enough, not my cup of tea
when you at the
🐘
when you you when the
*WHEN HE*
*WHEN HE AT THE*
I went up those stairs only to find a a set of locked doors and then suddenly enemies started appearing out of nowhere, i kept killing and killing until i was running out of intact weapons and had to use repair powder to keep fighting until suddenly the flow of enemies stopped and i was allowed in to the castle, it was the most bizarre puzzle/challenge that i have seen in dark souls and i think that i was there for a solid 2 hours just killing enemies :D
you have to be exaggerating, a whole two hours? there isn't THAT many enemies there.
@@barkerbarks2537 the same two sword wielding enemies kept on spawning on the left staircase on my 1st run of the game and i just happened to read about the doors, it looks like you need 4 boss souls to open the door by placing them on the pedestals or you can alternatively collect 1,000,000 souls in total to make the gates open, so i guess i had like 950 000 souls or something when i entered that area since i have a bad habbit of grinding leves in DS before advancing too far in the story :S
**EDIT** i mean a total of 1,000,000, in Soul Memory
@@soldierorsomething The 1 million souls thing is to open the Shrine of Winter, to open Drangleic castle doors you just need to kill an enemy next to them twice and it'll suck up their souls and open.
I can't believe you just kept killing the swordsmen for two hours without thinking something is wrong lol
kill them next to the golems
@@DankbeastPaul oh shit really?!?, well i wanted to fight them on top of the staircase (that has the elephant guards) so i decided to accept the challenge and not run away from the incoming hordes and i guess that i was lucky that it only took me 2 hours
(luckily the grand lance has a ton of durability)
great first 2022 video of classic
The original audio sounds like it came straight from a scrapped Joel Haver skit
You can parry these Mastodons and they won't get back up. The ones in Doors of Pharros will get up eventually.
wait WHAT
why the fuck can you parry them?
Hey old man, I want to know some useless data. So there is this weapon in DS2 called Heide Lance, it's dropped by a Heide knight in the Gutter, but it's supossed to be only drop at NG, however, I heard that some people managed to get it in NG+. What I want to know is if it's possible to get the Heide lance in NG+
I got it in ng in a faith build, from that heide knight in the gutter. The funny thing is it has less requirements than the heide spear. Might be a vanilla/sotfs thing.
They also have cool tusks
always keen to acquire knowledge
That halberd tho
I love these so much.
Ay he’s back
Very interesting facts as always!
I bless the raaaiiins down in aaaaafrica
Can't wait till 2040 when bluepoint overhauls ds2 lol
Man that was jaw dropping
Starting the year with DS2 huh, neat.
Loved their armor set...
I should've noticed Limit Breakers was a shitpost channel after the latest status effect videos.
I actually never saw THE first video until just recently.
Otherwise I wouldn't recognize the reference
Being a rathole in doors of pharros be like:
How dare you not break their limit, HOW DARE YOU
one time the ng+ invader that shows up in the stairs killed my emerald herald because i was using her as cover while fighting him, and it seems that if she dies over there she doesn't leave a tomb or anything, so you get softlocked from leveling up
owned
Should have held your position. Now you re locked in that sl
How to get into the DS2:
Level adp to 99, find lava man and say I lava you(you have to find where), then slay the great and mighty poo, then watch Old Man’s favorite crab, then if you are chosen a crab with take you to the ds2.
Nice reference 13/10
Make sure to play it in 144p for true authenticity.
i love these.
you should read the video edscription of the original "Me at the Zoo" video. He changed t recently. very interesting
that was 16 and a haff years ago
wheres the miracle build old man
Is this from the first ever RUclips video?
WHEREISTHEMIRACLEBUILDOLDMAN?!?!?!
btw did they already covered is it possible to survive Aldrich's Arrow rain attack?
Here, have my first like of 2022.
Top Kek.
Have you thought about fully committing to the meme of the original video and having a description to express your thoughts on the removed dislikes, or advertise something like the open source Return RUclips Dislike?
Mastodon't!
Hey Old Man, could you check the Old Knight Set in Dark Souls 2? It's text description says that "Sometimes, just as a thing falls to pieces, it unleashes its last flash of great power..." and people say it refers to a 5% chance of releasing a Wrath of the Gods-like explosion when it breaks, but the wikis contain no information regarding that!
I'm sure if it's legit, it'd be a treasure trove of U S E L E S S D A T A
Banger
i love you old man
Hey one of the root infested skeletons before the shared grave bonfire in the ring city teleported into oblivion….. possible dog connection!?!?!? Also when you sit at that bone fire something randomly dies…. Is this area just made janky?!?!? Maybe something to look at!?!! Idk thanks for the vids yo!!!
In ds3
DS2 ♥
happy new year