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Asian parents gonna be left in the crappiest nursing home in the city and damn all filial piety, then they wonder why their children give them no respect or love. MAYBE YOU SHOULD HAVE CONSIDERED IT AN INVESTMENT, MOM!
On the contrary a major part of this style of harsh parenting is an admiration or desire to be similar to "white" culture so tons of these types of parents give their kids white names. I'm not being racist, this is true.
As someone married to a Timmy... I can confirm all these things about Timmy are completely 200% truthful. (Edit: I didn't realize how many people wanted my Timmy. I know sharing is caring but please form a line in a orderly fashion and we'll handle your Timmy needs one at a time)
@@Brada988 Wanna say that to people who do that? Say it to all of them. After a solid 5 years (in realistic terms, also eating, sleeping etc.) doing it there will be more to find, so good luck. And anyway, Timmy could do it in half a year and do the ones that came up in that time in a month and the ones that came up in that time before others could even come up!
My Brother is a Timmy. He is currently at Harvard. He studies 16 hours a day and has perfect marks. Was a chess and debate champion. Volunteered. Super humble. And got a near perfect SAT score. Also super athletic and was a track and tennis champion.The only difference is my dad is probably the most encouraging guy on earth he never once has made think I was lesser than.
@@-soapybread-3521 He studies 16 hours; that is not possible. He probably also has 8 hours of classes and 8 hours to sleep which will make a 32 hour day. Even if my calculations are wrong the stress alone of studying 16 hours, and of losing his ability to concentrate from fatigue, will make sure he doesn’t get full marks.
@@brandonstinson4988he doesn’t do that everyday. He just had one Saturday without classes and spent the entire day studying. He has an unhealthy schedule.
Nah, that's just regular scolding Asian parents do that all the time expecting the opposite reaction just like my dad telling me to be quiet and not go anywhere expecting me to have lots of friends and always going somewhere.
I stopped my parents from saying that when I was younger. In the middle of fussing my mom said it and I said thank you and gave her a hug. My dad walked out of the room, I heard him laughing.
Fr, it doesn't make me motivated to work harder, it's just confirmation to me that I am a failure, as if I don't have enough things confirming it for me already
Then "Timmy broke his arm once and fixed it with VapoRub" that hit hard. I once grazed my pinky finger bone at a trampoline park, and my dad was like, "Eh, you're fine, walk it off." Like, does he want me to do? Handstand, while walking on my hands? And my dad is also like "Your cousin can swim in the olympics, and he's younger than you! You can barely swim in a competitive pool!" Like, father, You told me that you were a failure in school, I got into the gifted program(and failed a math test, and got asian scolded by both my parents.)
I love that the "son" is just 110% done and is even clapping back
What da hail
the character development he deserves.
He’s learning 😂
what do you mean by "clapping back" ?
@@mrcheese3132 he's responding to everything with a completely monotone voice seemingly just to mess with his "dad"
”Timmy running for president while you run for the bus”
Why did he get done dirty like that🥲
I know right! 💀💀💀
That statement hit where it hurt ngl 😂
What I like about this is the subtext, Timmy is in China AND running for president. Timmy seems to be far up in the communist party.
Bro i thought he was gonna say “while you run to the toilet” or something xD
I think chinese doesn't have student council in high schools.
"YOU SHARP AS A BAR OF SOAP!" got me dying 😂😂😂😂
"Timmy 6 foot 2
Your 6 feet.... AWAY FROM TALKING TO A GIRL"
😂😂😂
Lol
that crazy rn
😂😂😂lol was looking for this comment
Xd
I’ve searched that comment
“Timmy is 6’2 but you are 6 foot away from talking to a girl”💀💀
I felt like that line was somehow directed at me personally.
i'm using this insult now lmao
Savage
Bros 2 inches 💀
@@randomman4938 LMAOOO😂😂😂😂
"Hey dad i got hired at NASA!"
"Your cousin Timmy from china just hired NASA"
Lol😂😂
LMAO 🤣
Underrated 😂😂😂
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Hahhahha
"Timmy runs for president and you run for bus" got me😂😂😂
They live in communist china they can’t run for president
Me 2😂😂😂😂😅
That line hit hard 😅
moi aussi
Geometry Dash!
Timmy had paralysis, he walked it off.
That reminds me of my grandpa, he have done something like this
“Timmy’s 6’2 hah”
“You’re 6 feet away form talking to a girl”
His dad delivered maximum EMOTIONAL DAMAGE at its finest
Wheezing 😂☠️ ridiculous roast
But 1 inch from talking to a boy
I can relate to that 6 feet away
And you talking to your wife is what got mom to leave and stop talking to you, But I'll let you know how mom's doing when I see you next weekend
Personally, I wouldn’t let that slide
“ your sharp as a bar of soap!”
This line fuckin erased me from existence
Which part of you's tho?
I? Me? Myself? Mine?
You're*
@@Valome_Virtual_Gravedigger sadly me died
@@Valome_Virtual_Gravedigger hahaaaaa this got me laughing so hard 🤣
@@strangerthinger5806 strangest thingest
"vaporub" got me dying.
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Sorry for making the sun with emojis😂
The knock back every time 😂
“Timmy 6’2”. You 6 🦶 away from.. TALKING TO A GIRL”
Roasted 😂 🔥
“You 6 ft away from TALKING TO a girl” 💀
That's hurts a lot💀
That's disgusting
oh, i thought it said goat
The real point of social distancing.
6 ft is pretty near! I can't even see girls with functiunating eys!
Unrealistic: Asian parents don't allow you to talk back.
I was waiting for the flip flop to come flying into his face LOL
Unrealistic comment: they allow you to speak back when they are dead but at the cost of being haunted.
as an Asian (Filipino) this is correct
Flipflopino
Asian parents gonna be left in the crappiest nursing home in the city and damn all filial piety, then they wonder why their children give them no respect or love. MAYBE YOU SHOULD HAVE CONSIDERED IT AN INVESTMENT, MOM!
I love him losing it with a huge ‘What the hail?’ 🤣🤣
Steven is definitely processing childhood through these videos 😂
Plot twist: Timmy’s parents are comparing him with Steven
That explains why Timmy is a try hard
This one.
✋🏾🎤
"your cousin actually enjoys life!"
Steven parents are comparing him with chad
Timmy doesn't follow success, success follows Timmy.
Imbrahimovic style 🤣
💀
@@daneshdorai8979 style zlatan
Then it must be asking for directions
That’s why I can never see him on Earth!
As an person that has asian mom i can confirm this is too accurate 💀💀💀
Im asain myself
@@danbom121 Ok
"Job for failures" killed me 😂
I think that's the underrated line here xD.
"Timmy's as sharp as a razor" 🪒
"Ur as sharp as a bar of soap" 🧼
Damn that's some hardcore roasting right there
😆😆😆😆
Siii
Razors are worse than soap though. Razors cut you, oak cleans you
SOAP! NOT OAK
@@i-make-randomstuff Thank you! For a second there I thought that the part of my brain that tells the difference between soap and oak broke
"TIMMY RUNNING FOR PRESIDENT, WHILE YOU RUNNING FOR THE BUS" HAHAHAHAHAHA
THAT WAS MY FAVORITE ROAST!! I WAS LAUGHING SO HARD THAT I STARTED COUGHING SO BAD ☠️☠️
I think I prefer running for the bus.
1000th like
@@_.juma._ congratulations
WHY
Timmy is running for president while you're running for the bus😂💀
“Your as sharp as a BAR OF SOAP” got me losing brain cells
Timmy's the most Asian Asian, yet his name's Timmy. His parents have failed him.
His name is Tee Mee Lee but got mispronounced
@@nomooon mispronounced on the subtitles. His uncle has also failed him.
Finally, the sequel.
ruclips.net/video/k0ZQNigK0bQ/видео.html
What da haillll
On the contrary a major part of this style of harsh parenting is an admiration or desire to be similar to "white" culture so tons of these types of parents give their kids white names. I'm not being racist, this is true.
As a South East Asian, I can confirm Vick's Vaporub fix everything 😂
As a Hispanic we do that to lol Vicks vaporub fixes everything
Vaporub is original to hispanics and asians. We love the relatable culture :)
Black people too lol 😂 Don’t forget Tiger 🐅 Balm 👀
@@kiharaploom 👍🥰
Tiger 🐅 Balm enters the room.....
"Timmy running for president and you run for the bus" I DIED😂
5 years later: "Why doesn't my son talk to me? :("
Steven is a FAILURE at communicating with his parents while Timmy is talking to his in 5 different languages.
“jobs for failures” killed me 💀
Nah fr😂😂😂
555 liked and only one relply? I THINK NOT
'6 feet away from fixing a girl' 😂
The fathers always talk like that.
@TruthfulIy here is a clip of this kid being sended to jesus :ruclips.net/video/ur_mom164H82/видео.htmlQ8
@you will see it you deserved it
talking to * bruh
Nah Asian father's always be like that. But imagine having Asian parents 💀
@@Redgirl84Asian parents? All parents I know are like that and I'm from the other part of the globe, it's a shared experience across the world lol
Stephen is so funny it actually hurts
Let’s rephrase that : Timmy’s running for president and you run to the takeaway
Fun fact: Timmy’s dad let him enjoy his life
actually there is another neighbor boy that got 101%
Nuh uh!
I think his dad has gone to bring milk 💀💀
Yeah
@you will see it go away bot
I wanna see a full movie of the asian parent trying to do emotional damage and failing because the son keeps spittin facts
But still going to be defeated by his parents...😂
No the parents would have beat the life out of the kid end of movie
Failures don't fail far from the tree.
"You made me so your fault"
-steven he about the slipper'd
They will fail at it if you ignore them for life and accept they will never change so it has to be this way.
Timmy runing for president while you run for the bus 😂
Timmy can play golf with a bowling ball 💀💀💀
"Timmy sharp as a razor. You sharp as a bar of soap!"
*DESTRUCTION 100*
I couldn’t stop laughing at that moment 😂
I just cant mess up the 100 likes...
@@Metal_Master_YT Well someone else did.
Emotional damage💀💀
😂😂😂😂
“Jesus can walk on water, Timmy can RUN 🏃♂️”
?
@@countries333 Idk tbh
@@teddy_pm he is better than Jesus
Well Jackie Chan did run on water... Not sure he could walk on water though 😅
I’d love to see a video where the son compares the dad to the successful uncle or something lol.
The way he kept bending his back 💀
As an Asian parent, I can confirm this is how we compare our children to their cousin.
You monster (tell Timmy i said hi)
Yes we
@@matarooni_ i fell for it 😭😭😭
They must be living Hell with you then 💀
DAMN IT, I FELL FOR THE OLDEST TRICK IN THE BOOK, (tbh, i thought it was a rickroll)
“Timmy sharp as a razor. You sharp as a BAR OF SOAP!”
Emotional damage delivered
Im gonna use this line 🤣
it's not that impressive
@@Zerotiku 🤓🤓🤓
"And girls cry when you get in their eye."
You can make soap sharp. Just cut it right.
"WHAT DA HAIL!!!!!" bro got me rolling while working for failures💀
Bro is trying hold back the tears and what the EMOTIONAL DAMAGE does to someone it leaves them in PAIN
”Jesus can walk on water. Timmy can run! He broke his arm once, fixed it with vaporub.
hah.”💀💀💀
hispanics be fixing bones with vapo rub too frl
Timmy's 6'2", hah.
@@MortuusExtraMoai YOU 'RE SIX FOOT AWAY FROM TALKING TO A GIRL!!!!
LMAO I LOVE THE COMENTS 😭
@@theredpotatochip301what
Thats what he said
"Sharp as a bar of soap." 😂😂😂
uno reverse
for somereason my soap like literally
is sharp like if you use the edge you gonna get a bandaid
Only the sharpest item in my house
i would have said as sharp as a marble
@@alphachiu 😂I change my mind that's the sharpest item in my house
@@CrazyHarps what about your brain? its *_smooth_*
The comparison insults are the best bits of these vids
The legend says that asian dad had lesson from Packod
"Timmy's sharp as a razor. You're as sharp as a bar of soap!"
*That* line hit hard
First
Bro I almost peed
ＷＨＡＴ ＤＡ ＨＡＡＡＡＡＡＩＬ
TIMMY RUNNING FOR PRESIDENT WHILE YOU RUN FOR THE BUS!!
I was screaming lol
@@greysenduff "Jesus can walk on water, Timmy can run." 🤣
"You're 6 feet away from talking to a girl"
So relatable
Funny how the comment above you is exactly this, word for word lmao
@@matarooni_ but that one made more likes when this one seems earlier than that
@@matarooni_ I think your talking about the one bellow
@@matarooni_ Just that this was first. Algoritm is a failure!
@@blueravenstar4162 prolly a bot
"Jesus can walk on WATER" GOT ME DEAD💀😂
I still like the way he moves and says are u dumb or YOURE A FAILURE
“Timmy run for president while u run for the bus!!” *I feel called out* 😭😂
When the son is now immune to emotional damage💀
ikr bro
When he said Timmy is 6.2 and you are 6 feet away from a girl I was like : Ooohhh he's cooking today!
"Soap is the sharpest thing i know".
As an Asian, I can confirm that vaporub can fix any injury.
Latinos and Asians have a lot in common, even our scoldings are similar
@@ch.1356 Interesting
_¡Si, vaporu!_
@@ch.1356 Yeah we think the same thing.
Don’t encourage my mom please :')
As someone married to a Timmy... I can confirm all these things about Timmy are completely 200% truthful.
(Edit: I didn't realize how many people wanted my Timmy. I know sharing is caring but please form a line in a orderly fashion and we'll handle your Timmy needs one at a time)
Where'd you find yours. Maybe there's still some left.
@@maisnow7744 I donno. Wanna share mine xD .. hes too much awesome for me to handle alone
@@twintailMedia hey can I join?
Wtf is goin on in dis comment reply section
🤨📸
steven, ur roasts are so original. I literally crack up in front of my parents and they think i've gone insane.
“Timmy sharp as a razor”
“your sharp as a bar of soap”
😂😂💀💀
"Timmy runs for president while you run for the bus"
“Timmy runs for president while you run for the bus”😂😂
Edit: ALMOST 2K LIKES HOLY
Timmy also has a degree for hiring Apple, android, iOS and NASA
Yeah, that was one of the things he said. You also saw the video all of us saw? Fascinating
Timmy's six feet away from meeting [Redacted] in [Redacted].
😂
@@Brada988 Wanna say that to people who do that? Say it to all of them. After a solid 5 years (in realistic terms, also eating, sleeping etc.) doing it there will be more to find, so good luck.
And anyway, Timmy could do it in half a year and do the ones that came up in that time in a month and the ones that came up in that time before others could even come up!
Bro you took, “when it’s never enough” to a whole new level😂😂
Jesus can walk on water, Timmy can swim in land
"Timmy can run on water"
Damn, timmy has good chakra control
Or he's being chased by an unagi
God: are you saying some random Asian is better than me? *releases the plagues of Egypt on Steven’s dad*
Damn right 😂🍜☸️
Next test: "I got 100%"
Parent: "Oh, just ONE... hundred?"
Just one.. Hundred huh
Timmy got two.. Hundreds
This father is too funny and the son just deals with his crazlness.
HELP "Timmy is 6'2 but you are 6 foot away from TALKING TO A GIRL."
" Timmy sharp as a razor you sharp as a BAR OF SOAP " 💀
Now that is is
Say it
SAY IT
EMOTIONAL DAMAGE😂😂😂😂🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉😂
Here before this blows up
Don't drop it 😏
"Timmy can run,broke his arm once,fixed it with VAPORUB,hah."💀
I can confirm that Asian parents roast you randomly using your cousins
“Go to the internet and put uhhh jobs for failures” got me💀
_"You sharp as a bar of soap."_
Damn that is a *CLEAN* burn.
Why was that the joke that made me laugh the most?!🤣
My Brother is a Timmy. He is currently at Harvard. He studies 16 hours a day and has perfect marks. Was a chess and debate champion. Volunteered. Super humble. And got a near perfect SAT score. Also super athletic and was a track and tennis champion.The only difference is my dad is probably the most encouraging guy on earth he never once has made think I was lesser than.
If he studies 16 hours and sleeps for 8, is he really happy? Or taking time to relax- that's a full day
@@-soapybread-3521 He studies 16 hours; that is not possible. He probably also has 8 hours of classes and 8 hours to sleep which will make a 32 hour day. Even if my calculations are wrong the stress alone of studying 16 hours, and of losing his ability to concentrate from fatigue, will make sure he doesn’t get full marks.
We don't care about your Timmy. Talk about you instead, that's what will make is laugh!
@@brandonstinson4988he doesn’t do that everyday. He just had one Saturday without classes and spent the entire day studying. He has an unhealthy schedule.
@@brandonstinson4988 sorry for the misunderstanding
I like how his dad is just roasting his son
LEGENDs say that his father still taunting him!!!🤣🤣
that *"W H A T D A H A I L"* was personal
it truly was
Agreed
fr
best one so far
*FR*
As an Asian, I can say for sure that this is probably the worst part of any scolding
If you scold like that?
You lie and take plesure in this
as another Asian, I confirm
same man, at least my parents allowed me to get a score higher than the requirement to pass
Nah, that's just regular scolding
Asian parents do that all the time expecting the opposite reaction just like my dad telling me to be quiet and not go anywhere expecting me to have lots of friends and always going somewhere.
Jajajajajaja my Japanese wife is like that with the kids but with the years she latinize a lot and is more chill now
Truly an Asian Parents Moment
"Timmy 6'2. You 6 feets away from talking to a girl"
That's really hurt 😂😂
TIMMY IS 6'2...YOU'RE 6 FEET AWAY FROM TALKING TO A GIRL 🤣🤣🤣
I lost it right there man
STOLEN COMMENT GET OUT OF HERE 💀💀💀🥶🥶🥶🥶😂😂💀💀
“You’re 6 foot from TALKING TO A GIRL!”
*He did him dirty there.* 💀
Timmy running for president while you run for the bus damn
'Timmy's running for president while ya run for da bus " 😁🤣
If you are not perfect you are not perfect.
Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
Yes, the floor here is made out of floor.
@@robertbusselmaier finally someone who understands!
the orange is orange
Someone is perfect as long they're perfect for somebody.
You are perfect! 😻
The most relatable thing is the parent saying "You have it so easy"
Fr
No but actually- 😂
that's the goal.
I stopped my parents from saying that when I was younger. In the middle of fussing my mom said it and I said thank you and gave her a hug. My dad walked out of the room, I heard him laughing.
Timmy is THE asian
Timmy runs for president while you run for the bus is amazing. I have to use that one sometime 😂
“You don’t know how easy you got it” is literally the favourite line of Asian parents😂
or my teacher i bet she has asian ancestors
that one might be universal. I hear boomers say it all the damn time. Like no, we dont. Have you looked at the economy?
They're not wrong tho
They're absolutely not wrong though
Ain't that the job of a parent though? To make the life of their child easier?
[Plot Twist]: Timmy is actually a failure.
no shit, the neighbors' weed is always greener for a reason
@@zebefreod871 💀
"Do you remember your cousin Steven in America hah"
@@whodoyouthinkiam210 we need this
At some point the “son” is gon’ fight back. When that happens I’ll be here faster than William Afton can come back.
Bro's microphone on life support
As a Mexican American, I can confirm that vaporub is the cure for anything
And Windex lol
Touche
As a Filipino, I can confirm even further.
Lmao my Filipino aunt legit just throws a box of it at me anytime I get hurt🤣
Nah it gotta be vicks
Fact: Parents comparing their children to others only hurts their children.
Ong
Fr, it doesn't make me motivated to work harder, it's just confirmation to me that I am a failure, as if I don't have enough things confirming it for me already
Lowkey, pretty quick way to kill any familial affection. If raising a kid to have zero family values, then sure, go for it.
And then they ask why the world is unfair.
And that never stopped my parents😂😭😭😭
"Timmy can play golf with a bowling ball"
🤣🤣😂
“Timmy is running for president while you run for the bus!” Literally me every day, missing my bus
"Jesus walk on water
Timmy runs"
Litterly got me
Then "Timmy broke his arm once and fixed it with VapoRub" that hit hard. I once grazed my pinky finger bone at a trampoline park, and my dad was like, "Eh, you're fine, walk it off." Like, does he want me to do? Handstand, while walking on my hands?
And my dad is also like "Your cousin can swim in the olympics, and he's younger than you! You can barely swim in a competitive pool!"
Like, father, You told me that you were a failure in school, I got into the gifted program(and failed a math test, and got asian scolded by both my parents.)
Did he?
‘You as sharp as a bar of soap’ IM FKIN DYIN HERE
Well that's impressive 😂
Ikr
Not expecting the curveball at the end but yes... Please save me from recruitment hell!!!!
"Timmy running for president while you run for the bus!"
💀