Neil deGrasse Tyson & Bert Kreischer - Space, Aliens, 'Black Mirror' - Jim Norton & Sam Roberts
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Holy shit Bert and Neil.. this is the ultimate odd couple.
I smell sitcom!
At least Bart could actually learn. But his alcoholism probably won't let him remember this.
Cause he is Bi!
Tyson does make science fun.
Neil keeps grabbing Jim and Berts hand to make them shut up, and it keeps working.
It’s because he knows they feel like they’re subs to him. And what do you do when there are subs around? You dom.
Neil DeGrasse Tyson is like the uncle everyone should hope for! I'm always impressed and inspired listening to him.
Somebody get a real scientist on here like eddy bravo
Or Jamie Vernon. He got an A in physics you know
cheese56218 no thanks.
Look it up
Andre Maines physics 101!
Eddy Bravo Investigates !
Bert looks like he flunked Tysons science class 3 years in a row
Bare Knuckle Canuck the real Van Wilder
I laughed so damn hard at this
Shea
Well, he’s openly admitted that he flunked Russian, so probably.
Neil must have felt like Luke Wilson talking to the secretaries in Idiocracy.
Brando! It's what the plants crave
What about that ham tho? I could buy a bench for that long ago
It's brawndo bro
GO AWAY! BATIN’
@@humboldtlife7075 but what is Brawndo? Do you even know?
That's hilarious when Bert says there's 25 million nanometers in an inch and everybody's just looks at him quietly.. like "Holy shit!" before they realized he read it off the screen.
30 seconds in, Neil is thinking "What the fuck am I doing here?"
Tyson's closing statement was brilliant.
So glad Bert didn't interrupt every 12 seconds, as per usual.
That guy is not funny. He’s like a fat ugly unsuccessful Dane Cook.
@@jool7793 insanely unfunny, and it sends people the incorrect message that anyone can be a comedian
Bet Patrice would have love to talk Niel about a lot of different things.
Patrice and Michio Kaku was always fun .Patrice and Niel would have been epic
“Do a girl ass expand in zero gravity?” “What about her pussy juice do it still drip or naw?”
Aw fuck
(Right in the feels)
It's "Neil" how the hell can all 3 of you get it wrong?
But he loved shitty food more so now he's dead
Jim did say 4 months into a 3 year Mars trip...not into a 4 month trip...the power of persuasion Tyson has..unbelievable
It's intimidation and fear of looking stupid. It paralyzes people. And academics know that. If you use obscure words that people don't understand and speak with the condescending tone of a lifelong academic you can intimidate people into submission. Even if you're wrong and the other person is right they will still submit to you because they're so scared of looking stupid. And the bigger your ego is the bigger your fear of looking stupid is.
They actually proved this in a study where they put a group of children against a group of CEOs and the challenge was who could build the tallest structure out of popsicle sticks in 30 minutes. The children ended up winning because they had no egos and considered every idea while the CEOs were too scared to throw out ideas because of their paralyzing fear of looking foolish.
@@andremaines thats what I fucking hate about people. Purposefully trying to act with high authority and superiority. Bull fucking shit.
He jedi mind tricked him.
tysons science is about as convincing as burts laugh
I LOVE the combination of comedy and intelligence. Thank you all for the sparks. You actually make me laugh out loud. I'll be back.
"Let me say what I think you are trying to ask." (internal sigh.) lol
The Interaction of Niel Degrass Tyson & Bert is amazing!
I read the title as "jim & jam show". I guess I got jammed.
You guys have been nailing it lately! loving the guests for the most part. What's tomorrow, Colin Quinn with Dr Michio Kaku? I wouldn't mind it. Try getting Tom Segura on at some point, even better if you pair him with Bert, or wife Christina.
you're just saying things that already happen, oh pair tom up with christina, that's not a new innovative idea
Tom Segura and Bill Nye duh
Throw back to O&A days
Best ending on a Jim and Sam video, EVER. Great job by the editor. 👍
Jim is so funny 😂 hes the best 💖
finally a great guest!!!
King of sendoffs and monologues
Damn. This was so good. Felt like 20mins but it was really 40mins!
"My information is not secret, you can go study it" ....love it!
"How many classrooms is that?" my new favorite obscure reference.
Always awesome to see Bert rockin a TB hat.
Love it! Wished there was more Neil vs Troy.
Secret time: I don’t comprehend 1/4 of what Neil says but his voice calms me and makes me want to blast off
You know someone is well spoken and a true teacher when they have your attention for 40 min staight and still have you wanting to learn more!.!.
Bert and Neil, INSTANT CLICK
Fun fact: The Wright Brothers flew for the first time in Kill Devil Hills NC. They didnt have a post office at the time so the letter was sent via the Kitty Hawk post office.
Tyson talking with these guys. This is what happens when you miss your bus and have to ride in on that short one.
My brain just shat itself.
17:20 This might literally be the most impressive thing i've heard from Mr. Tyson.
I concur
It's dumb because nobody else is playing that game. Big pharma for instance spent $4.5 billion in lobbying campaigns over the last few years. Throwing Neil in the mix would at least help to balance destructive and powerful corporations from further bastardization of democratic principles.
Good shit!
Neil: Because if you start going after politicians, that's what lobbyists do
Sam: Kim Kardashian got that woman out of jail though
berts face is hilarious the entire time.
Frozen in hilarity. Name of his next special.
Nice clutch t-shirt
New clutch is my aoty
I thought it was the drummer for clutch that why I clicked
“This is a super high thought by the way”
Fuck I love Bert 😂
if teachers were more like Neil the world would be a better place. in whatever they teach, he has passion n makes u interested
This is like one one the kids from the front of the class sitting in the back for a period
About 30 seconds into the broadcast, Niel's body language is indicating he's thinking:
"Coming onto this show was a mistake."
Just finished Astrophysics for people in a hurry, such a good book
How close is it [Oumuamua] gonna come to the earth? "...about 3 classrooms(?)" lmao this is great!
2:23 in and I can tell I'm gonna enjoy this because Bert is HAMMERED
Can you watch this on SiriusXM, or is it audio only? I know they advertise Stern's video, but I'm thinking that is the only show. Is there another way to watch the show, or do they just post clips?
I love Neil DeGrasse Tyson!
22:33 into the video and I'm still thinking 'How the fuck did Bert Kreisher and Neil Tyson end up in the same room!
Just coming by to drop a like because a guy in the thumbnail is wearing a Clutch shirt.
I love when Burt’s nervous
Neil reminds me of a character in Eddie Murphys PJ's TV show
CLUTCH!!!!!
Are those headphones Sony MDR V6 or V60s?
Dang, that 40 minutes flew by!
i love when comedians meet normal people
“Microscope drop” lol
Burt and Neil in the same room = the best
I was moved by Felix's jump, not because of his proximity to space, or the technology involved. Had to do with the human spirit and determination. Takes balls to go up there, jump, break the sound barrier (the point of the jump was to break the sound barrier, not jump from space, just so happens that you kinda need little to no air to free fall at those speeds) then land on your feet like a boss. I'm a "normal" person, but no one got exited due to the "space" aspect of the free fall. Has to do with the speeds he reached, and the control he exuded. Unless I'm more intelligent than most, and I'm giving the majority of people too much credit lol.
Or you are a pandering neckass that just wants attention...either are viable.
@@stephched4270 What I posted was genuine, but I hit enter for attention. Thanks lol. I pander to no one.
You pander to no one...besides everybody in the comment section lmao
@@stephched4270 Actually you are pandering to my wishes for attention. I could care less what you think, all I did was typed out what I think, and hit enter. Now youre giving me attention because youre insecure about your intelligence. So you felt the need to challenge mine. But keep pandering to my wishes of attention lmao.
I love that Bert is Bisexual, he's so progressive!
and fat
Woofweiler soooo fat. He's YUGE
Na he's racist
But hes racist so he drops the bar back down
Osvaldo Esquivel What is this “racist” joke about?
Tool Time with Bert and Neil
Bert needs to have neil on his podcast, theyre like pinky and the brain
gold
He just grabbed my hand and I shut up hahah cracked me up lol
Neil and Bert, two man show just waiting to happen.
Can we either turn off the handy cam effect for the close-up shot of Neil or buy a more stable tri-pod? My ADD is kicking my ass over here while I'm trying to watch Neil talk about things I don't really understand; even though I plan to pretend I fully understood what Neil said, when speaking to a friend I'm regurgitating this video to later.
Help me out!
1:56 Neil was not feeling that joke lol.
I remember a debate where Christopher Hitchens debated a guy who claimed he didn't have to listen to reason because he had a 2000 year old book he trusted whole heartedly and couldn't deviate from. Chris delivered a hitch slap in the form of saying extraordinary claims require extraordinary evidence.
I love when neil comes on, by far one of my favorite guests on the show. I find it funny but drives me a bit nuts Jim has asked the same can we see the big bang yet, is an object going to hit us, aliens and the ray k. singularity question almost every interview. Still I love it.
Inner space
Shoutout to Troy for wearing a Clutch shirt.
Sick Clutch shirt.
The black mirror episode with the gaming programmer getting trapped in his own game, best one haha.
@JimNorton Kittenger was Baumgartner's 'crew chief' on the ground in Roswell.
Bert has a wife and he’s always makin slick comments
TheMdepalma11 always
Makes me sad to hear. Literally on everything lately too.
".. And green women!" Neil watches Harmontown. Proud of my Boy.
20:00 Beautiful ref.
Fancy Bert wearing a shirt for radio
Neil deGrasse Tyson is awesome - I wish she was my Mom . . .
I love that Neil is a toucher. Like good, wholesome pats on the back or a nice forearm embrace. He seems so kind and warm. And he really likes Bert ahahha.
Was that the infamous Opie coat hanger right near Neil’s head in the close up shots? Erock comment?
Neil is the best 👑
@4:38 is the epitome of practicing restraint...Neil wanted to push Bert out of his chair lmao...all they needed on here was Eddie Bravo and it could've been one of they best pieces of content ever!
16:55 is Troy Quan rolling I Joint
Bert looks like a child in wonder. It's adorable.
Burnt Chrysler is such a fan.
IDK if Bert was nervous but I've never seen him bomb so much
unbearable
he is in the presence of greatness
Where is the bit where Burt takes his shirt off and screams like a girl?
1903 the first plane flew 65 years later we were walking on the moon that is a excellent analogy and closing statement
I wish Neil wouldve talked about Burnt's gravitational pull
Bert AND NDT.........YES please!!
"We're not fully in touch, with the arc of time that we occupy" - @15:35 and "Wisdom should be cherished" - @15:25. Don't let that go over y'all heads now. 🙇🏽♂️
I love N dG T eventhough my head hurts everytime he goes off xD
Lol bert switching to thinking mode 4:45
Jim lookin like a young Rickles.
I love Brent Krystal's schoolboy demeanour when Nail Digres Bison is spitting knowledge
Clutch shirt sighting in the background
Bert's laugh though.....
38:11
was the ghost black?
Bert and NDT should start a podcast, Joe.
37:46 Now I've got the brilliant idea to start an Incubus cover band named "Nocturnal Emission" lol...