Diplo Reacts to A$AP Rocky’s Sex Addiction - Lights Out with David Spade

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  • Опубликовано: 18 окт 2019
  • David Spade and the panelists cover topics ranging from A$AP Rocky’s sex addiction to Carrie Ann Inaba’s fall on “Dancing with the Stars.”
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  • @omaraljabi6651
    @omaraljabi6651 4 года назад +186

    "Now we did it for you and now your bombing" I cried

  • @firstname__lastname
    @firstname__lastname 4 года назад +36

    "I'm not going to wear anybody out" 😂😂😂😂 I diedddddddd

  • @off-meta-michael
    @off-meta-michael 4 года назад +91

    I love how spade is just like, "ha so stupid!" To his own joke

    • @TheeUnwanted
      @TheeUnwanted 4 года назад +3

      @H A R His whole career lmao

    • @randomhandle
      @randomhandle 4 года назад +2

      @H A R It's one of the last things he says in the video after the Dancing with the Stars joke.

    • @TheeUnwanted
      @TheeUnwanted 4 года назад +6

      @H A R What? I'm saying I've seen his whole career and he's had that personality and approach the whole time. Get your head out of your ass.

  • @Christopher-md7tf
    @Christopher-md7tf 4 года назад +177

    Somehow I get the feeling that guys not texting back Whitney has very little to do with a football game being on...

    • @ethanp9068
      @ethanp9068 4 года назад +8

      Something tells me she yells at you the second you turn on the game

    • @JDines
      @JDines 4 года назад +2

      Something tells us you are gay

    • @ethanp9068
      @ethanp9068 4 года назад +4

      JDines hey man that’s really good

    • @taikahlis8117
      @taikahlis8117 4 года назад +8

      Real talk...any woman that hot and single at her age is definitely secretly psychotic

    • @DarrenPriest73
      @DarrenPriest73 4 года назад +6

      @@taikahlis8117 She's quickly going from pretty hot to aging Molly Shannon though.

  • @richardmiller2049
    @richardmiller2049 4 года назад +58

    David- if you show a picture with ten people you gotta give a close up for a second at least

    • @fatcabin
      @fatcabin 4 года назад +1

      Richard Miller ay im at yer house

  • @susanhughan2198
    @susanhughan2198 4 года назад +10

    Rocky’s a “team player” .... 😂😂😂😂😂 Your show is hilarious & addicting!!! 😂😂

  • @999titu
    @999titu 4 года назад +24

    All that screaming , Whitney

  • @lisalawn1111
    @lisalawn1111 4 года назад +37

    "he's so stupid he has to read the jokes" HA!

    • @jonathannagel7427
      @jonathannagel7427 4 года назад +1

      Notice Spade can scratch his left ear, but not his right because it’s got an earpiece in it feeding him...

    • @EmpyreanLightASMR
      @EmpyreanLightASMR 4 года назад

      Is that workout video of yours good? I actually look for quiet things to do that won't piss off my neighbor downstairs. (I was doing Insanity for a month before I got "the call")

    • @jamesalan3450
      @jamesalan3450 7 месяцев назад

      Right? It took a second for that one the really land.

  • @wendygreen4234
    @wendygreen4234 4 года назад +6

    Best part of my day!

  • @maytronix7201
    @maytronix7201 4 года назад +25

    Way to ruin the party Witney

  • @alessandroscuderi7300
    @alessandroscuderi7300 4 года назад +10

    Thomas Lennon is mad underrated

    • @treywhiting4750
      @treywhiting4750 4 года назад

      YES!!!!!

    • @jamesalan3450
      @jamesalan3450 7 месяцев назад

      He really is. Reno 911 is hilarious and his tiny roles in movies are often times the source of the funniest jokes.

  • @LyndaGFavorites
    @LyndaGFavorites 4 года назад +24

    DJ Jazzy Jeff Epstein 😂😂😂😂Perfect 👏👏👏

  • @macaak
    @macaak 4 года назад +2

    soo good, this needs a lot more views and subscribers

  • @TheMigraineGuy
    @TheMigraineGuy 4 года назад +12

    This show is so funny. Love it

  • @bakerjaht
    @bakerjaht 4 года назад +118

    Whitney Cummings looks like someone's crazy aunt lady with that outift

    • @chrisdoe3642
      @chrisdoe3642 4 года назад +3

      lol look at whitneys face at 4:00, shes so coked out

    • @nathanddrews
      @nathanddrews 4 года назад +2

      You mean someone's *hot* crazy aunt lady?

    • @opheliapain455
      @opheliapain455 4 года назад +1

      I love Whitney Cummings

    • @Elfinboots87
      @Elfinboots87 4 года назад +1

      Whats with the pink pj top?

    • @opheliapain455
      @opheliapain455 4 года назад

      ale kee she looks amazing and “crazy, sexy, cool Aunt is the best! Suck it!

  • @jonathannagel7427
    @jonathannagel7427 4 года назад +57

    Thomas Lennon is really the only one deserving to be on that stage, as shown by his improv ability and that he’s not being fed “jokes” via earpiece.

    • @BR-qx5yd
      @BR-qx5yd 4 года назад +2

      Jonathan Nagel he is amazing

  • @millymartin7191
    @millymartin7191 4 года назад +110

    Meh Whitney, just meh.

    • @rolln8ths
      @rolln8ths 4 года назад +5

      She really thinks she’s funny. Now that’s funny

    • @vintagemarylouise7319
      @vintagemarylouise7319 4 года назад +3

      Desperate & not funny.

    • @walterhicks5520
      @walterhicks5520 4 года назад

      @Christian Olson She's 'gets around' on these lil shows because of what/who all she'll allow to put things in her mouth, not what comes out of it.

  • @Blackstamos
    @Blackstamos 4 года назад

    2:37 was enough for me. It’s getting better Spade. Yewwwwwwwww

  • @LisaLisa001
    @LisaLisa001 4 года назад

    D. Spade so obsessed with his ADC impersonations. 🤣🤣🤣

  • @peggie7126
    @peggie7126 4 года назад +10

    "DJ Jazzy Jeffrey Epstein"!!! lol

  • @TheTylamo
    @TheTylamo 4 года назад +5

    David is so damn funny

  • @HHH-ye1ro
    @HHH-ye1ro 4 года назад

    David: more goofy sketches. Love the throwing/hitting the woman. So funny.

  • @worldwidestreets8649
    @worldwidestreets8649 4 года назад +1

    LMFAO 😭😭😭😭😭LOVE IT 👑👑👑👑

  • @jackieyoshi6108
    @jackieyoshi6108 4 года назад +1

    I love you David!

  • @BR-qx5yd
    @BR-qx5yd 4 года назад +5

    DAVID go on Hot Ones!!!!

  • @landit
    @landit 4 года назад +5

    Lt. Dangle

  • @lisalawn1111
    @lisalawn1111 4 года назад +50

    "...men can't multi-task until there are 5 naked girls..." lol!

  • @nickortiz8722
    @nickortiz8722 4 года назад

    Yes!! A Dice reference.

  • @Aaron94x
    @Aaron94x 4 года назад +6

    The female comedian had me dying. She’s right lmfao

    • @riverreeves9983
      @riverreeves9983 4 года назад +3

      No she’s not good at all

    • @Aaron94x
      @Aaron94x 4 года назад

      River Reeves how so?

    • @ThoseRegularGuys
      @ThoseRegularGuys 4 года назад +2

      @@Aaron94x I just dont find her funny man, too fake, her material isnt that great either have you watched her in other things?

    • @kingdingaling413
      @kingdingaling413 2 года назад

      Typical incels

  • @isaiahsanchevy9252
    @isaiahsanchevy9252 4 года назад +5

    I love the little nasaly groan that David does whenever somone runs an already shitty joke into the ground.

  • @bocagoodtimes1460
    @bocagoodtimes1460 4 года назад +5

    Diplo....this guy is cool!

  • @nevincaulfield
    @nevincaulfield 4 года назад +1

    Why do andrew dice clay impressions make me cry laughing

  • @jackmurphy8545
    @jackmurphy8545 4 года назад +85

    Jesus. Whitney Cummings 🙄

    • @Aiden-tb1qv
      @Aiden-tb1qv 4 года назад +1

      Jack Murphy yeah, and the “clap-ter” is evidence that she’s not funny.

    • @Tommysimonsen
      @Tommysimonsen 4 года назад +2

      @@Aiden-tb1qv They are clapping at how well she do as a def person, assuming that`s why she is yelling, and have no voice control.

    • @richardmiller2049
      @richardmiller2049 4 года назад +2

      She's half plastic

    • @biguprochester
      @biguprochester 4 года назад +1

      Richard Miller at least you get it. Why does everyone think Joan rivers 2.0 is hot?

    • @JDines
      @JDines 4 года назад +3

      @@biguprochester ... Because we like women. You wouldn't understand.

  • @navyryder
    @navyryder 4 года назад +2

    Diplo is awesome DJ, very well known world wide, can’t believe he’s doing this show!

    • @source5729
      @source5729 4 года назад

      NavyRider 93
      ? What’s not to believe?

    • @victorortiz6272
      @victorortiz6272 4 года назад

      So that's what he does, thanks. I honestly didn't know.

  • @dylanjordan4747
    @dylanjordan4747 4 года назад +9

    That girl really just drives that “women aren’t funny” thing home

  • @matvacha213
    @matvacha213 4 года назад +1

    diplo seems to really be enjoying himself

  • @opheliapain455
    @opheliapain455 4 года назад

    Love you David!! 🤗 keep up the good work!!

  • @LisaLisa001
    @LisaLisa001 4 года назад +1

    3:05 I'll carry Swardson home from the bars. He's my all time fav!!! 😍

  • @m.a.4949
    @m.a.4949 4 года назад +58

    Enough with whitney Cummings unfunniness

  • @UnwaveringBackBone
    @UnwaveringBackBone 4 года назад +1

    Does Asap Rocky hit the Subway kiosk before or after??

  • @Twigg4075
    @Twigg4075 4 года назад +3

    Please bring back Reno 9-1-1!

  • @numbo655
    @numbo655 4 года назад +3

    Whitney needs to calm down.

  • @codyallen9512
    @codyallen9512 4 года назад +1

    Humans are good!!! 2:48 happy 2020 everyone

  • @geetarbube
    @geetarbube 4 года назад +2

    And Diplo is here because...?

  • @TheDizzleHawke
    @TheDizzleHawke 4 года назад +21

    Whitney telling jokes she prepared for her cancelled Conan appearance in 2007 for $500, Alex.

  • @Selvarin
    @Selvarin 4 года назад +2

    Less clappin', more jokin'.

  • @pmnyc87
    @pmnyc87 4 года назад +7

    That's some privilege sht. not dissing anyone. In fact I thought it was a smart move. I just would have never thought to call anyone. I would have just sat with my dog for an hour or 2 letting my dog rest and then head back.

  • @chrismessenger2392
    @chrismessenger2392 4 года назад

    Yeah, I'm going to the walk in. Just hit no sale dude.

  • @starkravingralph
    @starkravingralph 4 года назад +13

    I love that it has been proven that there is no such addiction. "Sex Addiction" is simply an excuse for lack of self control and other selfish reasons, (obviously). Obviously.

    • @starkravingralph
      @starkravingralph 4 года назад

      @igeto12 Yes, you are actually correct and food addiction is also associated with high stress and bad coping skills.

    • @starkravingralph
      @starkravingralph 4 года назад

      www.psycom.net/sex-addiction

    • @starkravingralph
      @starkravingralph 4 года назад

      www.thefix.com/sex-addiction-just-excuse-bad-behavior?amp

    • @starkravingralph
      @starkravingralph 4 года назад

      www.google.com/amp/s/www.psychologytoday.com/us/blog/what-is-he-thinking/201001/sex-addiction-is-excuse-not-thinking-0%3famp

    • @y.o.s6000
      @y.o.s6000 4 года назад

      What about addiction to the dopamine released by orgasms?

  • @greggdarby6610
    @greggdarby6610 4 года назад

    Melted candle face

  • @maverickxander
    @maverickxander 4 года назад

    Cool....

  • @EmpyreanLightASMR
    @EmpyreanLightASMR 4 года назад +1

    2:37 that mastiff story, this is on the owner. here in colorado, people do these insane hikes up mountains or go mountain biking with their dogs leashed (or not) and I don't know, I'm not smart about these things, but people I think lose the sense of what is healthy for them vs. what is healthy for the dog. Also, people leave thousands of dogshit bags all over the trails, pick up after yourselves jesus. the US Forest Service does *not* pick up because that's not their job. anyway, mini rant. Poor dogs and their sick, sick owners.

  • @zu5hii
    @zu5hii 4 года назад +1

    Diplo looks a bit like David Spade, just a thought

  • @videoartduo
    @videoartduo 4 года назад +1

    always hilarious to see "adults" try to do math in "real time"

  • @brianmiller4207
    @brianmiller4207 4 года назад +1

    I liked this show when it used to called Tough Crowd.....

    • @PerforatedPaperboy
      @PerforatedPaperboy 4 года назад +1

      we get it. Colin quinn is featured on the damn show and you dont think hes signed off on it!

  • @jondunmore4268
    @jondunmore4268 4 года назад +9

    Can Whitney Cummings ever say anything that doesn't make men cringe?

  • @John-lo4xz
    @John-lo4xz 3 года назад +1

    Whitney Cummings is the oldest 18 year old in the world.

  • @mloydfayweather6605
    @mloydfayweather6605 4 года назад +8

    I'm available
    -- Whitney Cummings

  • @toohundred
    @toohundred 4 года назад +3

    Why is diplo in there? Everyone is being funny...except diplo...he added literally itching to this.

  • @worldwidestreets8649
    @worldwidestreets8649 4 года назад +1

    #ThankGodForComedy 😩😩😆😆

  • @rlb41510
    @rlb41510 4 года назад +1

    You don’t get texted back during a football game because no one wants to talk to you

  • @miketheyunggod2534
    @miketheyunggod2534 4 года назад +1

    What’s a Diplo?

  • @ooops4064
    @ooops4064 4 года назад +1

    Diplo so cute

  • @savagerider3294
    @savagerider3294 4 года назад

    Whitney, they don’t call you back during a game, because they are already sick of your shit, not because they can’t multi task. Your just not worth the effort to multi task.

  • @HoneyMike
    @HoneyMike 4 года назад +8

    If I were Rocky, I'd get in Whitney's DMs ASAP

    • @snicker12
      @snicker12 4 года назад +3

      ...I see what you did there. 😏🤓

  • @analozada9475
    @analozada9475 4 года назад

    🤣

  • @IPlayOneOnT.V.
    @IPlayOneOnT.V. 4 года назад +19

    Whitney Cummings wasn't wrong about guys. Btw, her implants look great.

    • @thomaspayne6866
      @thomaspayne6866 4 года назад +23

      Better than her candle wax face

    • @heatherbotez
      @heatherbotez 4 года назад +5

      @@thomaspayne6866 yeah...not excited about her choice for plastic surgery...i prefer natural beauty

    • @IPlayOneOnT.V.
      @IPlayOneOnT.V. 4 года назад

      @@heatherbotez I do too, 100 percent. But, Whitney has to be given some slack here, because she literally had no chest at all, before.

  • @squaggs1
    @squaggs1 4 года назад

    goodness... just well..

  • @victorortiz6272
    @victorortiz6272 4 года назад

    It's not that we can't text back while watching football. We just like football better.
    Anyone notice how Spade looked at her when she was ranting/yelling/clapping and laughing at her own "jokes?"

  • @ivarb629
    @ivarb629 4 года назад

    wha wha whaaaaaaan

  • @fatcabin
    @fatcabin 4 года назад

    hahaha

  • @UpgradeOTL
    @UpgradeOTL 4 года назад +2

    Whitney it’s ok u can just tell jokes 😴

  • @shealee3198
    @shealee3198 4 года назад +2

    1:20 Whitney, we actually WANT to watch the football game.

  • @SleeplessInLasVegas
    @SleeplessInLasVegas 4 года назад +6

    Whitney is freakin hot! She practically threw herself at Diplo, and he was like, meh. 😳🤣

    • @heatherbotez
      @heatherbotez 4 года назад +5

      maybe because the plastic surgery doesn't look too good up close?

    • @tomhearns4770
      @tomhearns4770 4 года назад +2

      Maybe because he’s Diplo, and I’m sure way hotter club chicks throw themselves at him daily

    • @tevp90
      @tevp90 4 года назад +1

      Hes dated Katy perry and kate hudson....

  • @stephnlyons8304
    @stephnlyons8304 4 года назад +2

    Goofing , New boots goofing.

  • @hoodiestimbs2783
    @hoodiestimbs2783 4 года назад +10

    She’s a yeller

  • @brookelarson7563
    @brookelarson7563 4 года назад

    Watch out for those sex addicts. Something that I should probably not even have to comment? But. Here I am. Redundent at its best.

  • @danbee6103
    @danbee6103 4 года назад +2

    The largest mini-fridge celeb ever in Hollywood was in 'flight', w/Denzel. It was a pretty fridge, as in it was stocked full of things. I need a fridge stocked full...i really do.
    Also, I feel like an extra-terrestrial not watching this 'dancing w/stars'.
    #paradox?

  • @thejeenbeen1192
    @thejeenbeen1192 4 года назад +1

    Right court because ur really gonna be affect worh 700 dollars

  • @mikeo5003
    @mikeo5003 4 года назад

    "Men cant text you back while watching the game"... yes we can, we just dont want to

  • @MavidG
    @MavidG 4 года назад

    Rockys sex addiction would have been cured in that euro prison.

  • @prvision1445
    @prvision1445 4 года назад

    I love bad bitches that's my fucking problem

  • @kellyharris8976
    @kellyharris8976 4 года назад +3

    Thomas Lennon is awesome! Diplo is so super dope (and hot). Whitney, however, eh.

  • @puccan479
    @puccan479 4 года назад +1

    Who actually laughs/watches this show

  • @worldwidestreets8649
    @worldwidestreets8649 4 года назад +1

    I'm not your girlfriend, I don't care 💯💯💯💯 😆😆😆😆

  • @matthewelliottheinen
    @matthewelliottheinen 4 года назад

    I thought reruns happen after a few seasons...
    I mean, why are we seeing reruns this week?
    I like this show. You should make more new episodes. Really. Not joking.

  • @joshjoslin2104
    @joshjoslin2104 4 года назад +1

    Whitney needs to lay-off the aderal!

  • @troywalkertheprogressivean8433
    @troywalkertheprogressivean8433 4 года назад +3

    who is diplo? oh, nobody. had to look him up.

    • @thomaspayne6866
      @thomaspayne6866 4 года назад

      ???

    • @troywalkertheprogressivean8433
      @troywalkertheprogressivean8433 4 года назад

      @Nicholas Shaw for some unknown reason but yes thats what he said about himself i mean thats what wiki said

    • @tomhearns4770
      @tomhearns4770 4 года назад

      Troy Walker The Progressive Proletarian Yeah he’s nowhere near as important you are....

    • @troywalkertheprogressivean8433
      @troywalkertheprogressivean8433 4 года назад

      @@tomhearns4770 actually he's not. his "content" is irrelevant, mine can change the world. and i play better music. he happened to be able to convince a bunch of morons to make him rich, there are thousands of equally skilled dj's.

    • @tomhearns4770
      @tomhearns4770 4 года назад +1

      @@troywalkertheprogressivean8433 You sound like you live in a fantasy world.

  • @stevenspenneberg7407
    @stevenspenneberg7407 4 года назад

    Her comment about “Carrying Nick Swardson Home from the bars” is BITING. Because Nick likes a little drinky drink.

  • @hawihawi9260
    @hawihawi9260 4 года назад +1

    Witney is irritating

  • @lamosos
    @lamosos 4 года назад +3

    From the way Whitney Cummings is nervously overreacting every time an orgy topic is brought up, you can tell there is definitely a story behind that name.

  • @paulconway8481
    @paulconway8481 4 года назад

    Whitney is attracted to whomever is sitting on her right. Watch her body language when he speaks.

  • @Zlartybartfarst
    @Zlartybartfarst 4 года назад +11

    Lol why is she shouting

    • @thomaspayne6866
      @thomaspayne6866 4 года назад +7

      Dunno for sure but she needs to stop being invited

    • @heatherbotez
      @heatherbotez 4 года назад +6

      if you can't be funny, be loud i guess?

    • @starkravingralph
      @starkravingralph 4 года назад

      Cuz she has a vagina. It's always considered shouting if it's assertive, excited, or opinionated. I do not care for Whitney Cummings comedic style but her voice isn't something males should find fault with. They act exactly the same when they are competing for attention or just excited in general, we all know this. Hillary Clinton got the I don't like the tone of her voice BS and she was usually just laying out facts in a slightly stronger, assertive tone and not yelling or screaming.

    • @thomaspayne6866
      @thomaspayne6866 4 года назад +6

      StarkRaving Ralph -- shut up

    • @starkravingralph
      @starkravingralph 4 года назад

      @@thomaspayne6866 Why?

  • @RollingOrmond
    @RollingOrmond 4 года назад

    Thomas Lennon sort of a prick. Early FB friend who defriended when I didn't find his endless posts about himself funny.

  • @DraganBakema
    @DraganBakema 4 года назад +1

    Whats wrong with that woman?

  • @kuziokundera
    @kuziokundera 4 года назад +1

    Oh wow...surprise surprise there is a loud obnoxious chick that thinks she’s funny, laughs hysterically too much, on this show. It’s almost every clip of David’s show.

  • @brookelarson7563
    @brookelarson7563 4 года назад

    Is anyone more obnoxious than Whitney Cummings? To quote South Park, "Jesus Christ".

  • @mikegray5064
    @mikegray5064 4 года назад +1

    ASAP STD

  • @crashoverride4531
    @crashoverride4531 4 года назад +1

    look who's womansplaining everybody

  • @HrglassHealer
    @HrglassHealer 4 года назад +7

    Why is diplo there? He’s like deadweight!