Matthew McConaughey’s Grand Entrance to Instagram - Lights Out with David Spade

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  • Опубликовано: 25 авг 2024
  • Alright, alright, alright - Matthew McConaughey has joined Instagram.
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Комментарии • 217

  • @joshweeks1764
    @joshweeks1764 4 года назад +98

    McConaughey: Do you have an Instagram?
    Me: No.
    McConaughey: It would be a lot cooler if you did.

  • @ejoshcoron
    @ejoshcoron 4 года назад +8

    Man David is just so darn sharp and funny

  • @willtheangrydudeist9120
    @willtheangrydudeist9120 4 года назад +10

    Matthew McConaughey:
    "The great think about Instagram-
    I get older but the high school girls stay the same age....
    Allllriiiiiiggght"

  • @Dirtbiker463
    @Dirtbiker463 4 года назад +19

    Reminds me of Garth Brooks’ “Well I guess it’s official” post on Facebook

    • @Hodepine6
      @Hodepine6 4 года назад +3

      WHERE ARE THE BODIES, GARTH!?

  • @VideoNozoki
    @VideoNozoki 4 года назад +41

    YOU SHOULD LIST THE names OF YOUR GUESTS w/ YOUR CLIPS.
    (or at least include them in the description for search results)

    • @chazebutler2438
      @chazebutler2438 4 года назад +2

      For real what's the smoke show Amanda's last name

    • @crystennovak7627
      @crystennovak7627 4 года назад +1

      I came here just now to write everything you said!!

    • @armando-dv3gc
      @armando-dv3gc 4 года назад +2

      @@chazebutler2438 amanda cerny

    • @TitoTimTravels
      @TitoTimTravels 4 года назад

      List the names or at least have recognizable stars... but list the names please! 😎

  • @mollyhannah2003
    @mollyhannah2003 4 года назад +15

    "Ya blocked!!"

  • @bmefilms6879
    @bmefilms6879 4 года назад +3

    0:41 legend has it, shes still laughing!

  • @vamanosninja4143
    @vamanosninja4143 4 года назад +4

    The squirrel running the whole football field was cute.

  • @user-uy5kr8sz1n
    @user-uy5kr8sz1n 4 года назад +3

    The "Most likley to be cropped out of a picture." Trademark Spade 👌

  • @crazymtbrewery
    @crazymtbrewery 4 года назад +9

    The one girl has more confidence than she should, and the other is barfing insecurity on everyone.

  • @Serjohn
    @Serjohn 4 года назад +2

    Tony Ferguson the type of dude to tell the police officer next question

  • @guitarsz
    @guitarsz 4 года назад +1

    the cat announcer- hilarious

  • @mikophilo348
    @mikophilo348 4 года назад +77

    why is whitney always yelling?????

    • @johngullo9420
      @johngullo9420 4 года назад +16

      Miko Philo
      She thinks it will make her funny. Not working. 😀

    • @Opine_Divine
      @Opine_Divine 4 года назад +14

      SHE HAS DIFFICULTY MODULATING THE VOLUME OF HER VOICE.

    • @JustVisiting_
      @JustVisiting_ 4 года назад +4

      She's loud. Loud people generally are

    • @solodolotrevino
      @solodolotrevino 4 года назад +2

      It’s a mating call

    • @alanmalcheski8882
      @alanmalcheski8882 4 года назад +6

      unfortunate side effect of the unfreezing process

  • @donnadelahanty9903
    @donnadelahanty9903 4 года назад +1

    Your hair looks good on this segment, David

  • @whataloadofbollox
    @whataloadofbollox 4 года назад +2

    you had me at Gadouch.

  • @teamgitusome
    @teamgitusome 4 года назад +8

    5:09 jesus schaub, spade correcting you on sports lmao a NEW LOW??

  • @dwinosam
    @dwinosam 4 года назад +1

    Influencers have the charm of social media comedy

  • @Chris_L034
    @Chris_L034 4 года назад +9

    next thing you know he'll be cutting his toe nails. it'll be like a real life Ed TV.

  • @jackieyoshi6108
    @jackieyoshi6108 4 года назад +1

    I love you David!

  • @Simply_chase
    @Simply_chase 4 года назад +8

    Whitney always acts so odd around Brendan, its like.. ya used to date, we see it... I bet her BF is heated...

  • @coltwilson3271
    @coltwilson3271 4 года назад +5

    Post the Bobby Lee, Andrew Santino, and Little Esther pilot!

  • @JTD472
    @JTD472 4 года назад +69

    Do us a favor and spread out the terrible guests next time? Maybe just one per panel

    • @dayra6425
      @dayra6425 4 года назад +3

      JTD472 I was just thinking that .. that fake laughing was hard to get through

    • @mattjohnston5807
      @mattjohnston5807 4 года назад +5

      Spade tries to help his guests shine but you can't polish a turd.

  • @birdistheword.9439
    @birdistheword.9439 4 года назад +24

    Brenda Shob and that melting candle really need to work on their act.

  • @bitcoinkong2970
    @bitcoinkong2970 4 года назад +8

    More creepy than Garth Brooks I really like that

  • @CharlieSteinerDrums
    @CharlieSteinerDrums 4 года назад +3

    Matthew Mcconaughey Y’blockbuster b

  • @TommyLikeTom
    @TommyLikeTom 4 года назад

    Whitney Cummings face as she realizes she fucked up. "give that mouse a jersey"

  • @jayberkovitz8827
    @jayberkovitz8827 4 года назад +2

    Dave. Dave.. David.. Dave. I'm so happy you made a show I enjoy watching every new episode of. I was afraid you'd fallen completely into obscurity. I'm glad you're back.

  • @NoName-gv1sg
    @NoName-gv1sg 4 года назад +33

    Omg it's Whitney again and the guy next to her😩

    • @gregoryturner9530
      @gregoryturner9530 4 года назад +12

      Brendan is a cancerous Chad that is constantly being shoved down everyone's throat cause he has famous comedian friends. He is the worst.

    • @johngullo9420
      @johngullo9420 4 года назад +7

      And neither one is funny.

    • @squidincsquid
      @squidincsquid 4 года назад +1

      @@gregoryturner9530 agreed

    • @squidincsquid
      @squidincsquid 4 года назад +1

      @@johngullo9420 agreed

    • @brockstebbing8359
      @brockstebbing8359 4 года назад +6

      Nobody cares how little you like these people.

  • @ModeratelyAmused
    @ModeratelyAmused 4 года назад +1

    Whitney's joke would have made more sense if it the clip was of the cat actually catching something.

  • @thomaspayne6866
    @thomaspayne6866 4 года назад +16

    Whitney: complains about receiving harassment
    Also Whitney: proudly admits to harassing Matthew McConaughey

  • @scotthartwig668
    @scotthartwig668 4 года назад +2

    Legs crossed central

    • @mikebell7525
      @mikebell7525 4 года назад

      Scott Hartwig ..twink central

  • @WaPaDo
    @WaPaDo 4 года назад +26

    Whitneys face when she realizes she said mouse instead of cat but everyone laughed anyway because it's phony

  • @guitarsz
    @guitarsz 4 года назад +1

    Whitney and the guest dude have good chemistry...

  • @PacifierMusic
    @PacifierMusic 4 года назад +12

    All I could hear was one lady yelling and laughing too loud.

    • @godbluffvdgg
      @godbluffvdgg 4 года назад

      Get a hearing aid, fuckface...

  • @travismabe9847
    @travismabe9847 4 года назад +14

    I thought Spade only had comedians on the show? What the hell is Brendan schaub doing in a chair?

  • @MaxRockatansky853
    @MaxRockatansky853 4 года назад +75

    Just come out, Shaub. No one cares dude. Lol

  • @cody3757
    @cody3757 4 года назад +3

    Where TF is Bobby and Cheeto Santino

    • @7lilao
      @7lilao 4 года назад

      Cody Parmarter cheeto mentioned on bobbys podcast they bombed and its prob not gonna air unfortunately.

  • @smokingcatcomicscollectibl2131

    Did Spade ever imitate McConaughey on SNL? Seems he'd be able to do the voice spot-on. At the very least he could appear as a character who's supposed to be, like, the actor's trollish, diminutive , less-successful elder brother.

  • @robotoolecomedy
    @robotoolecomedy 4 года назад +28

    I went from liking Brendan & being really curious how funny he was... To wanting to watch someone ruin him. The most unlikeable.

    • @birdistheword.9439
      @birdistheword.9439 4 года назад +4

      ...If only I could like your comment twice!

    • @KrikZ32
      @KrikZ32 4 года назад +1

      Weird reaction

    • @Thomas-fk3cw
      @Thomas-fk3cw 4 года назад

      Off subject... I like Spade's show format, though. Some shows better than others because of guest mix, but it's dynamic, doesn't get stale.

    • @jorrikatt416
      @jorrikatt416 4 года назад

      wtf's wrong with you? He bombed at special once (and are funny everywhere else) and now you hate him like he fondled you in high school?

  • @B___848
    @B___848 4 года назад +1

    Does Whitney Cummings live in the studio?

  • @richardmiller2049
    @richardmiller2049 4 года назад

    David must owe Whitney money

  • @jorrikatt416
    @jorrikatt416 4 года назад +1

    I liked the guests. Brendan are situationally funny and vibes good off of Whitney. Seems they are kryptonite to incels judging by the comments on here.

  • @TastyChevelle
    @TastyChevelle 4 года назад +1

    What the fuck is Btendan Schlod doing here??

  • @divyanshmithal9387
    @divyanshmithal9387 4 года назад +2

    I legit got blocked by Dave Coulier on IG

    • @r1100s
      @r1100s 4 года назад +2

      divyansh mithal Are you Alanis Morsette.

    • @divyanshmithal9387
      @divyanshmithal9387 4 года назад

      @@r1100s no. Why do you ask? 🙄

    • @JohnSmith-gq9gn
      @JohnSmith-gq9gn 4 года назад

      @Jeff Z Yeah....but he outta know that.

  • @captscratchybeard
    @captscratchybeard 4 года назад

    Brendan "Brunswick's want their shoes back" Schaub

  • @henhenhen19
    @henhenhen19 4 года назад +1

    Aaw, now I want to make auto-block suggestions for people... Feelin' Evli :P

  • @redeye2629
    @redeye2629 4 года назад

    Lmao

  • @starkravingralph
    @starkravingralph 4 года назад

    I'm curious what happened to kitty..

  • @jeffreymoscardelli8428
    @jeffreymoscardelli8428 4 года назад

    I don't think that intro surprises anyone

  • @PatrickMHoey
    @PatrickMHoey 4 года назад +1

    Schaub continues to not be a comedian, but is given treatment like he is.

  • @ktge5050
    @ktge5050 4 года назад +1

    She’ll only have 28 million followers for ten more years while the comedians will have a few million for the rest of their lives. Beauty fades and comedy ages well

    • @Thomas-fk3cw
      @Thomas-fk3cw 4 года назад

      Yeah, that's actually very true.

  • @hoodiestimbs2783
    @hoodiestimbs2783 4 года назад +5

    Gawld dawlg, Brenda looks like Aaron Hernandez ..but about 12 hours after he hung himself.

  • @user-on2ys9jr6t
    @user-on2ys9jr6t 4 года назад +4

    Could you assemble more hacks on one show?

    • @mikebell7525
      @mikebell7525 4 года назад

      123 G ...the Paul brothers cancelled last minute

  • @zzzcocopepe
    @zzzcocopepe 3 года назад

    Whitney's funny. Who's the other girl? (Not David spade, the other brunette) Haha

  • @jdubb4464
    @jdubb4464 4 года назад

    2 girls 1 guy

  • @NefariousPorpoise
    @NefariousPorpoise 4 года назад

    Dave is scraping trhe guest barrel, lol. Fucking brendaun shaub. What planet am I on?

  • @r0b0saurusrex80
    @r0b0saurusrex80 4 года назад +15

    The mannequin is not funny.... David Spade is the best,.. just go with the bit

  • @phaedrabacker2004
    @phaedrabacker2004 4 года назад +1

    Black cat. Wow!

  • @ramenking5536
    @ramenking5536 4 года назад +5

    Instagram is the new myspace. Bored. Next please.

  • @dingleberrypie9518
    @dingleberrypie9518 4 года назад +1

    Who fathered Schaub's children? Was it Callen?

  • @markleahy7706
    @markleahy7706 3 года назад

    Who is the girl other than Whitney?

  • @HandleThiSS88
    @HandleThiSS88 4 года назад +2

    Whitney is the new Amy

  • @AdaptiveRider
    @AdaptiveRider 4 года назад

    I cant stand the other dude. Spade is the man

  • @beatsbymanolo1584
    @beatsbymanolo1584 4 года назад

    This isnt espn brendan

  • @babbarr77
    @babbarr77 4 года назад

    semi-celebrities drooling over celebrities...how...entertaining....NOT! Love your show, Davy!

  • @foodsquad6041
    @foodsquad6041 4 года назад +29

    Not gonna lie, that dude and the plastic chick with the red t shirt are so not funny.

    • @truthdetector4036
      @truthdetector4036 4 года назад

      and you think the one sitting next to Spade is?

    • @Thomas-fk3cw
      @Thomas-fk3cw 4 года назад

      @@truthdetector4036 She's easy on the eyes. Gets a pass.

    • @TitoTimTravels
      @TitoTimTravels 4 года назад +1

      The one on the left did not say enough to know if she is funny... the two on the right would not shut up with their witless commentary.

    • @wildwildben
      @wildwildben 4 года назад

      Gluten on the cat is way funny

  • @90sNostalgiaRewind
    @90sNostalgiaRewind 4 года назад

    brought out the hott chicks for Schaubb

  • @cornellwaters9089
    @cornellwaters9089 4 года назад

    📱 Thank You!

  • @aabidshah4474
    @aabidshah4474 4 года назад

    Brendon Schaub on David Spade!!🙄🙄🙄 How!?

  • @SalveRegina8
    @SalveRegina8 4 года назад +6

    The gluten jokes are getting so worn out.

  • @IDiggPattyMayonnaise
    @IDiggPattyMayonnaise 4 года назад +9

    Whitney looking alright again. She had a phase where she looked like a meth fiend even though she wasnt

  • @EmpyreanLightASMR
    @EmpyreanLightASMR 4 года назад

    2:10 i want to touch you soooo bad i'm just waiting.... there it is, the you're-so-funny excuse omg it's like watching Leno

  • @Fxmechanix
    @Fxmechanix 4 года назад

    Wtf is schaub doing there? He got off at the wrong bus stop or what?

  • @kekmountain2882
    @kekmountain2882 4 года назад

    David you're enough u don't need these "funny" people

  • @stevenspenneberg7407
    @stevenspenneberg7407 4 года назад +7

    Stop putting Brendan on Comedy Shows. Just because he is good looking?? Cmon.

    • @GirlFridayOnTuesday
      @GirlFridayOnTuesday 4 года назад

      I don’t know if it’s a good thing or not but there is so much chemistry going on between Brendan & Whitney that even I’m blushing. Just sayin. Makes for good TV though

  • @jamesmonroe5846
    @jamesmonroe5846 4 года назад +1

    Missed opportunity nine black lives matter,,, nvm I just booed myself

  • @wompwomp338
    @wompwomp338 4 года назад

    The fcking arm touch is so creepy. Every show, different dudes, different women.

  • @ppaganone55
    @ppaganone55 4 года назад +1

    He use to be a good actor! Now he makes horrible Lincoln commercials

  • @ArthurKnight1899
    @ArthurKnight1899 4 года назад +4

    be a lot "influence" if the chick in black takes the top off....otherwise not much of an influencer aint she?

    • @Lishkabro
      @Lishkabro 4 года назад

      Yess mandatory release

  • @TomDeLaCruz
    @TomDeLaCruz 4 года назад +1

    And these people are....... ? Not funny.

  • @trialsoflife3300
    @trialsoflife3300 4 года назад +3

    Schaub and Whitney were the best! It's just cool to say you think they suck. These trolls.

    • @Thomas-fk3cw
      @Thomas-fk3cw 4 года назад

      The show's format is cool. Bringing in new guests for each show keeps it dynamic. You don't have to be doubled over with laughter every second to say the guests don't suck.

  • @themurraypeeps5795
    @themurraypeeps5795 4 года назад +2

    Schaub is the most unfunny person I've ever heard, besides Rogan!

  • @stephnlyons8304
    @stephnlyons8304 4 года назад +6

    Really, Brendan schaub why is he even there. Rogan , or any other do comics are not there to help him.

    • @squidincsquid
      @squidincsquid 4 года назад

      I hear you and I doubt it was Spades choice.

    • @jbridges4530
      @jbridges4530 4 года назад +1

      Over analyzing much. Spade doesn’t need help. They bring people up with them. Don’t other sky rocket pop artist who already have a platform etc. it’s one episode too stfu the shwab shit is so lame. It takes away from funny comments. Just ignore it.

  • @mmaacc
    @mmaacc 4 года назад

    We asked for Tough Crowd and got Soft Panel

  • @rebeccamassey337
    @rebeccamassey337 4 года назад +11

    That comedian woman, whitney? Shes annoying.

  • @greenlawnaugusta3100
    @greenlawnaugusta3100 4 года назад +4

    This sheeit takes cringy to a whole new level

  • @iforc
    @iforc 4 года назад

    Shaub is suuuper awkward. How and why is he there? Did someone tell him he was funny?

    • @mikebell7525
      @mikebell7525 4 года назад

      iforc ..he's hilarious. Have u seen him fight?

  • @rossdempsey726
    @rossdempsey726 4 года назад +9

    Schaub doesn't deserve to be on this show

    • @thomaspayne6866
      @thomaspayne6866 4 года назад

      Ross Dempsey -- the Only comedian on the stage is the host.

    • @squidincsquid
      @squidincsquid 4 года назад

      100%

    • @thomaspayne6866
      @thomaspayne6866 4 года назад

      Squid Inc -- I like that photo

    • @squidincsquid
      @squidincsquid 4 года назад

      @@thomaspayne6866 Thanks, tis my Logo in the works. I like yours as well.

    • @thomaspayne6866
      @thomaspayne6866 4 года назад

      Schobe-wan Kenobi -- harsh, but I like it.

  • @youngarod2387
    @youngarod2387 4 года назад +6

    These are the worst guest he has on

    • @mikebell7525
      @mikebell7525 4 года назад

      alex rodriguez ...the Paul brothers cancelled last minute

  • @kevakhajao1140
    @kevakhajao1140 4 года назад +1

    This is not funny

  • @nitramyellek442011
    @nitramyellek442011 4 года назад

    I had to stop subscribing to the fighter and the kid because I watched Brendons standup. Not good. Cannot believe he gets soooo much exposure when more deserving comics do not.

    • @nitramyellek442011
      @nitramyellek442011 4 года назад

      @Schobe-wan Kenobi I've heard JR say he thinks BS is really funny....

  • @motorcity7137
    @motorcity7137 4 года назад

    More
    Botox Whitney

  • @hollystiener16
    @hollystiener16 4 года назад +7

    David is the very best, but this one I couldnt watch because Whitney extremely annoying. :(

  • @gibbyh65
    @gibbyh65 4 года назад

    Really, this guy and whitney, horrible! some of these shows have been unwatchable, most are great, but every now and then they just suck..

  • @Kpmg12
    @Kpmg12 4 года назад

    I see Schaub, I close video

  • @anthonywhite2271
    @anthonywhite2271 4 года назад +1

    Hells yes my man Brendan Schaub is on here!

  • @pootietang9542
    @pootietang9542 4 года назад +1

    How could they fit so much plastic surgery in one room.

  • @codyquinn8646
    @codyquinn8646 4 года назад

    Brendan not funny

    • @mikebell7525
      @mikebell7525 4 года назад

      Cody Quinn... i disagree, have u seen him fight

  • @tstricklin4808
    @tstricklin4808 4 года назад

    Honestly he hasn't done anything good since Dazed and confused

  • @honestlysaying5447
    @honestlysaying5447 4 года назад

    No Whitney, please