Grimes and Elon Musk Have Spawned (feat. Nikki Glaser) - Lights Out with David Spade
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- Опубликовано: 5 окт 2024
- Grimes announced that she and Elon Musk are having a baby, and Nikki Glaser, Sarah Tiana and Tony Rock aren’t sure what to make of the news.
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human babies start to turn downwards in the third trimester.
THANK YOU!! That annoyed me the second she said it.
She is a fat Facebook scholar.
@@dollysinn No baby that size is in upward position unless its a breeching birth which is far from ideal. (C-section) Why call her fat? dumbfuck youtube scholar
Rojay Nazir loads of babies lie transverse at that size. Doesn’t mean they’ll be breach.
@@MissEviscerator Transverse is not upright but you are right. You can even move the baby inside his/her mother's belly but it's risky (cord can get around the neck) my point was MOST babies at that size would be ass up head down. They didn't show a photo of an embryo it was a fully grown fetus. Plus it's just dumb TV so fuck it
Elon stole all his dance moves from Theresa May.
Yall really did Grimes that dirty
They did.
I hope they have a boy and then I hope that boy grows up to be gay, so he can become, Musk, For Men.
Claire (Grimes) probably gonna name the baby Rokos or some shit.
@@freyjaharris7297 That sounds about right, or maybe just one letter like "c." Ah I've loved Grimes' music for years; such a cool & insanely bizzare person.
buh Dum tsss
He wont be gay. Im sure that kid will be raised well. No bullshit
No shit not the freaky gays
I like how they’re comedians but they can’t genuinely make each other laugh
That forced laughter was so cringe -_-
We gotta get norm or sandler in there
yeah, it's awkward… :-/
also, the only time in this video when I actually giggled is when Elon Musk - the engineer - did his dancing thing. He is even a better comedian than them.
It's the same with almost every clip. Most of the laughs are to sucking up to spade.
What language are they speaking? All I hear is ,”I’m unsuccessful and uncreative and very salty about it”
exactly. And that Nikki bitch is such a moron.
true lol
They just teasing. They are both awesome :)
jajaja
A brilliant comment
"Are those dragons? Where are my glasses..." Spade's improvised line is funnier than the rest of the banter going on for the previous 5 minutes.
Because it’s all scripted.
This is like listening to teenagers- lord I can't with this panel . Please tell me they are joking.
They are! That's their thing, they just poking fun.
Elon musk is the impersonation of doing his own marketing because it's cheaper. Memes and awkwardness works much more than a hundred million marketing budget.
I'm going to assume you meant "embodiment" instead of "impersonation".
@@anti-depressant My apologies sir. You're right. Sry Fr Bd Englis
@@TheGeorgeous Haha, no worries, no apology necessary. Just trying to help, not being flippant.
Ricky Gervais should host ALL the big awards from now on. At least they would be fun for the audience :)
Or we could stop having awards until what he talked about is solved. But neither of those things is going to happen
No, it wouldn't. The reason the ratings went down with Gervais as the host is because people who watch award shows, like award shows. They don't need a host who has fake contempt for the show he's hosting. If you think award shows are stupid, why on Earth would you watch one?
Grimes is her stage name her real name is Claire Boucher.
Yeah they haven't a fucking clue have they. Bunch of fucktards.
Thanks for letting us know you have Google 👍🏻
Why would anyone pick grimes as a stage name if it’s not their real name.
her real name is c now
SNL: "Wanna risk everything and have nothing to gain? Host the Oscars!"
Elon is awesome human being... he is doin more for humanity then these fools ever will
They don't even get the meaning of it...
These "fools" are entertaining us as hell!
"No, he's not cool, he's rich." Envy is so funny.
As if she would date a homeless.
I’m sure she has no idea who she is talking about
You think Elon Musk is cool? Jesus, nerd alert. He's got money. PayPal is great. Tesla's are for cornballs. He's smart. He isn't cool. And neither are you.
m marco no one asked u
@@mmarco8787 you're a bitch. I didn't say he was cool. However, If her reasoning for him not being cool is that he has money, that is called envy.
I love David spade, but this isn’t the group of people that compliments him
Elon is smarter and cooler than all of them.
yeah and water is wet..DUH... they are mediocre comedians
Elon is much cooler than Nikki
I'm not the biggest fan either but I want to know where the dislike comes from
I got really annoyed by her comments about Elon and Grimes . She's so cringy .
I bet more people know about Elon than Nikki...
@@TheTrouserPuppetsOfficial and your basing this on?
@@TheTrouserPuppetsOfficial who the fuck is Nikki? All I see in this vid are ignorant fucktards trying so hard to be funny. They just make me wanna puke and make them eat it off the floor, even though they're not even worthy for it.
Didn't hear about this show until a few hours ago,but I enjoy it.Its my thing.
It's not your thing if everyone can do it. ~Tom Surgera
@@brucebanner5512 Segura
The show u didnt know u needed in ur life
He gets a lot of funny guests too
Same here!!
Bring this show back, please!!!
David, again just throwing in gold as if they are throwaways; classic Mr. quick and slick
I usually find tony rocks material really hacky but he actually killed it here.....props
steve donahue crazy hacky. The black Bert krisher
Spade = Genius + Timing
I stole something from work once, but it was just trash bags. They were going to throw them away anyway.
Love your show, David!
Elon is exponentially more cool than Nikki Glaser.
THANK YOU!!!!
True
I love this show cause they just kick back n make fun of stuff...like hanging at home
That NFC champ joke hurt me to my core.
@Eric Larry with his Bill Belichick looking ass.
Not enough motor coordination to make a baby.
Ricky Gervais should host.
The Oscars should be just a 3 minute RUclips video with best movie, best actress, best actor, best director. The rest could be on their website and you can go there and check it out.
The sexism while denouncing sexism.... prolly does not help sexism.
ooohhh noo are you ok? maybe take a step back from the internet bud
Does David intentionally have these hacks on so he looks even funnier by comparison?
Whale’s Willy yes
need this show on Hulu so i can watch full episodes
Man, Glaser can perform vasectomies by just speaking.
great panel
Such a funny panel! 😆
These 4x are hilarious together
Funny how people talk shit about elon but low key will need him later down the road.
I listen at work and every time Spade laughs, I see a cartoon llama in my head. #toomanykids
Just in case you were wondering who the authority on cool was Sir Nicolas Glasses is here
"You clench your butt" - If you still can!
Elon is a god!!! Nikki be jealous of Grimes :)
Nikki glaser is nails on chalkboard. The other lady was actually funny and interesting
So cute that Nikki think that women comedians have a clean past
Liv Perry I guess she never heard about Paula Poundstone. Also, she’s a schmuck for disrespecting crew like she did when she talked about not wanting to see the “sound guy” get an award.
@@imthegrk Nikki isn't the one who joked about the sound guy, FYI. I don't know who that woman was, but it ain't Nikki Glaser. Nikki's the blonde in the white shirt.
@@imthegrk Paula Poundstone wasn't guilty. And there's way more non-racist/homophobic female comics than males, by leaps and bounds.
Well Elon’s IQ is higher than the entire panel combined😉
I’m such a fan of her and this genuinely made me cringe they did her dirty
As a couple, are they named Grusk? Mimes? I need to know!
Grilon
Marsk
Hobott ***Grilon
Claire is a artist genius and elon is a scientific genius.
God... Watching him dance you could just HEAR Nikki become dry lol
She will get wet when she sees his money.
What are you talking about there have been women that have hosted the Oscars. Whoopi goldberg and Ellen DeGeneres. Why so the women on this show always have to try and have a feminist moment. When none was warranted.
I thought the same thing. Like Ellen Degeneres has hosted twice, Whoopi four times, plus Anne Hathaway, Carol Burnett, Goldie Hawn and quite a few others. 19 women in total. Nikki was wrong on that.
Jesus, it was a joke. No need to shit yourself about it.
great episode
Just a heads up Lights Out: You all make yourselves sound like really old people.
You're so cool.
@@mmarco8787 wow youre so cooool youre willing to hate someone because they have moneyyyy.
whatever is he doing he is doing good and happy about it and must be role model for upcoming entrepreneurs.
Spade is f*cking hilarious man. I wish he’d do a new standup
His fake ass hair is funny
"Nerd" as an insult?
Carmelita Townsend my thoughts exactly 🤦🏽♀️ listening to this physically hurt
Yes, nerd
I thought they broke up after the azalea banks situation
They got back together months ago
@@daisyrose7653 well Azealia said they smoke meth...So good luck to that baby inside of her 🤞
@@daisyrose7653 I know that Grimes does look like a meth head...so...
@@TheRedScareIsAlive looking alternative does not make you look like meth dude . So damn ignorant . I know what real meth heads look like and act like . Stop the stupidity.
They should have because that was more than just an embarrassment, it cost Elon a lot and this will likely cost much more.
This is the show where all that comedians do at all times is trying to be funny. Sometimes they doesn't succeed.
Spade and Rock should've really tore that line apart @3:30
4:30 Lights Out without David Spade?
As a buss boy I just can’t let good pizza go :)
Have the Prego on all the time! She's good. Nikki too.
The guy builds cars that drive themselves and puts massive ships into space (even put a car into space).
Nikki is somebody Netflix keeps telling me is funny - all evidence to the contrary.
Did not know she had been elected arbitrator of cool.
Demand a recount.
“ Watch my mike get turned off” honey, I hope it does, along with these others nobody’s. We need one or two guests not this embarrassment. David, you’re pure gold. You got this
Ethan Novak relax and btw that gal actually works on the show I believe
David always looks so well dressed and handsome.. just saying! 😆
under breath...I took one at the park the other day...
I feel so bad for Glaser.
Why do people who get TV time wanna rip into grimes? Totally gross and immature lol
Spade, I love you, Dude...
But i am forced to sue you after causing a large part of my soul to die after showing that clip of Elon dancing...
The Horror... The Horror....
😂
This is so fast with current events
This show is great.
My brother in-law edited the pregnancy photos. Ha
You waste my time on comedy central
So she just said he is not cool, without a joke to follow ..yea that's not how comedy works Nikki.
Is that alien dance!
Why does everyone troll on them?
Elon might not be able to dance, but the guy is friggin brilliant !
Girls, you both look awesome 😍
It's me... I'm the test.
Women could host the Oscars because they haven't done anything racist, sexist, or messed up?
Rosanne
Sarah Silverman
Rose McGowan
Don't pretend to be perfect. We are all messed up
my grandma HATED roseanne because of how she messed up the pledge of allegiance..
Why does it feel like the pregnant chic is holding back
Musk is the most amazing man alive today. Trump says hold my diet Pepsi.
All the incels coming on here hating on Nikki. Really funny
“Muskagrime”
When will they stop shoving Nikki down our throats?
ikr? you think her cancelled show would be enough of a hint
@@RLybarger1986 I just shot dr pepper out of my nose. Thank brother.
She's everywhere..😣
5 years or less I would say. She will be 40 by then, and that's around the time most unfunny female comics careers fall off. As of now there are still people who want to fuck her, so she sells that in her excuse for an act.
The baby isn't upside down for the entire pregnancy.
i had to read the comments after watching the video to know they are all comedians. was wondering why they were all laughing.
Is that Joe dirt ? Omg
is Nikki laughing sarcastically?
hey now, elon musk is cool!! don't diss my man bro!1!1!😭😭😤😤
Hater will be hate. And lover show them the right way. I love them with each other x) love and blessing for these beauti creature 👉👈🖤🕶🎀
Nikki is on this panel why? The poor thing isn't funny
Nice Rug
So I'm not the only one who has never seen harry potter lol
Grimes is one of the Greatest Artist Ever, not just on Earth but in the whole Universe as well, Claire’s Music if u listen will be something you never ever heard before, Beyond , Futuristic, Super OtherWorldy, why you think Elon musk one of the greatest Minds of are Generation is with this Alien artist known as Grimes, he knows she ant from here, listen to Visions, Genesis, Be a Body, my sister saids the saddest things
that last one almost went over my head.. he took one in the park ahahahaha
Sorry to bust her snarky bubble but babies aren’t necessarily head down until it gets closer to the birth. Having been pregnant 3 times I have some knowledge of this.
Can you please have Russell Peters and Dan Soder on your awesome show?? 😊Ty
the girl on the right is a killaa
Holy shit the salt in this comment section is so fucking great lol
Get Elon on here ASAP !