SS13: FUNNY BUSINESS (A Clown Antag Story)

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  • Опубликовано: 4 окт 2024
  • #SpaceStation13​​ #SS13​​ #blackpantslegion​​
    EDITED by the WONDERFUL NURSE VO - / nursevo
    Space Station 13 is a game that you're not going to understand unless you play. It's not a game you can learn by watching or reading, and it is a game you certainly won't master in your first day, week or month. Space station 13 is one of the most insane experiences of my life, a game that has occupied my time for over a decade now. Space station 13 is the roguelike of roguelikes for me, the most wonderful piece of human created madness, and certainly on equal footing with dwarf fortress in terms of sheer complexity. Please join in as I embark again, for just another day on space station 13.
    Additional Music by Epidemic Sound - www.epidemicso...
    or possibly Bensound at Bensound.com
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Комментарии • 172

  • @theblackpantslegion
    @theblackpantslegion  3 года назад +203

    Done up by the Wonderful NurseVO (Hire Her) ruclips.net/user/NurseVOvideos

    • @sebastianthomsen2225
      @sebastianthomsen2225 3 года назад +4

      WELL DONE TEX!! 🤪👍

    • @MadAsgardian
      @MadAsgardian 3 года назад +4

      That's some mighty fine editing, ma'am.

    • @mikecampos1193
      @mikecampos1193 3 года назад +2

      It's nice seeing you're going back to the roots enjoy your weekend Tex.

    • @NurseVO
      @NurseVO 3 года назад +17

      ❤️

  • @NurseVO
    @NurseVO 3 года назад +679

    Ah yes, another fun time

    • @Notsoshady4891
      @Notsoshady4891 3 года назад +11

      This was good stuff. The suspence. Thanks for directing me this way Nurse.

    • @Kirkmaximus
      @Kirkmaximus 3 года назад +5

      Fantastic editing for this video.
      Thank you Nurse!

    • @justmutantjed
      @justmutantjed 3 года назад +4

      Sharp job editing this!

    • @deathblade111
      @deathblade111 3 года назад +4

      Nurse edited this! Love both of you guys this is wild that y’all are connected.

    • @MethodiaLordae
      @MethodiaLordae 3 года назад +3

      Nurse

  • @themany7414
    @themany7414 3 года назад +326

    "There's a lot of clowns with flamethrowers these days."
    Oh how right you are in all too many ways

  • @chesterstevens8870
    @chesterstevens8870 3 года назад +259

    The clown cannot honk if you disable his hand.

    • @xilpes6254
      @xilpes6254 3 года назад +30

      Sec can't arrest you if their face is melting like candle wax!!!! *honks

    • @Mechabang
      @Mechabang 3 года назад +24

      Never underestimate a clown and their ability to honk from other parts of their body

    • @jamiehughes5573
      @jamiehughes5573 Год назад

      Legends say you can honk a clown's prostate like his nose horn

  • @DIEGhostfish
    @DIEGhostfish 3 года назад +65

    6:33 I do like how your accidental gas drinking habit made your lie to the cop a trith.

  • @StormShaun
    @StormShaun 3 года назад +133

    You've got too far, Tex!
    I tolerate bothering security with toy swords, blowing up robotics, and setting our desk on fire, just barely; but I will *_never_* tolerate the lack of paperwork for a homemade flamethrower!
    - Fronaldo Bonèr, Head of Personnel (Goon Branch).

  • @UnyieldingMass
    @UnyieldingMass 3 года назад +129

    This reminds me of a time when i as the chaplain, got approached by the clown mafia... i gave them a monkey with a horse head mask for a football... they started warshiping the monkey than they saved me after i died from radiation. CLOWN MAFIA FOR LIFE!

  • @h.a.9880
    @h.a.9880 3 года назад +61

    Damn it's so satisfying to watch the macrobomb go off in the end.

  • @Xinthar
    @Xinthar 3 года назад +58

    the old stagger defence

  • @Cynidecia
    @Cynidecia 3 года назад +41

    "HOW YALL LOOK MAKING A FLAMETHROWER"

  • @ARCCommanderOrar
    @ARCCommanderOrar 3 года назад +32

    "Oh wow"
    "Oh wow that's fun"
    Dead chat is amusing

  • @archmagosdeciuskronen1501
    @archmagosdeciuskronen1501 3 года назад +87

    Another excellent video! I love to listen to these while I operate tanks in ArmA3. I should be listening to my Armored Section Lead BUT Clown antics take priority

  • @comproggi
    @comproggi 3 года назад +22

    "By creating a little destruction, I'm actually encouraging life. In reality, you and I are in the same business." - Zorg

  • @gymnopedie5641
    @gymnopedie5641 3 года назад +4

    >accidentally drinks flamethrower ammo
    Relatable

  • @Gunsong1
    @Gunsong1 3 года назад +171

    Tex: your definition of fun may be different than mine:
    Also Tex: piss filled water baloons.
    Me: nope we are on the same page.....as long as I am not the butt of that joke 😄
    Tex: you get what you f'ing deserve.
    Me: aawww shit.
    Tex: not quite.

    • @xilpes6254
      @xilpes6254 3 года назад +9

      The pun? Excellent.
      The delivery? Poor.
      You need to work on that, otherwise your career is going down the shitter. ;)

  • @Tory-JJ
    @Tory-JJ 3 года назад +3

    -hits with scapel-
    I am a surgeon
    I am a do- explodes into gibs-

  • @CD-is3uq
    @CD-is3uq 3 года назад +6

    Came for the clown, stayed for the money shot.

  • @carroboi2981
    @carroboi2981 3 года назад +7

    An incredibly brave Clown shows the world what real comedy is, yet, the world dares to reject his message.

  • @matthewbillings5894
    @matthewbillings5894 3 года назад +63

    Hey tex I Just want to let you know your talk with arch finally pushed me over the edge into the tabletop battletech community, My local store already hates my Black Knight.

    • @Karaksonen
      @Karaksonen 3 года назад +5

      Let me guess, you keep making Monty Python jokes?

    • @matthewbillings5894
      @matthewbillings5894 3 года назад +10

      @@Karaksonen Yes, but Its more that its a BL-9-KNT, the clanbuster variant, with a Longsword that i just run into melee and start hacking away, it one match recently it managed to 2v1 a King crab, and a Cicada.

    • @asimplenobody7797
      @asimplenobody7797 2 года назад

      That's great. Need to get a black knight one day.

  • @FairseasX
    @FairseasX 3 года назад +8

    "That doesn't sound like me" sounds like somebody that would use radiation as a weapon.

    • @Sanek-gw4cv
      @Sanek-gw4cv 3 года назад +1

      put radium into the fuel tank some mercury to dance along a pinch of fluorine and you have here a basic warcrime mix to torment all

    • @gorionus9812
      @gorionus9812 3 года назад

      i would fill that fuel tank with water...or maybe lube... if you can do that

    • @Sanek-gw4cv
      @Sanek-gw4cv 3 года назад

      @@gorionus9812 Yeah fuel tanks are just chem cointeners so you can put any chems in there, you could put somke mix and alcohol to make alcohol smoke spewer

  • @Darkstar4451
    @Darkstar4451 3 года назад +6

    That sounds like me anytime I play ss13 'I failed to do something because I am incompitent'

  • @elijahgrimm8052
    @elijahgrimm8052 3 года назад +22

    Ahhh, this is some top tier stuff. I've missed some good ol' SS13

  • @SireBab
    @SireBab 3 года назад +11

    Liking the condensed format of ss13!

  • @benjamintodd5637
    @benjamintodd5637 Год назад +1

    If you watch closely when you're putting on your live show there's a guy in the door who immediately backs away when you start up.

  • @playerstation3544
    @playerstation3544 2 года назад +1

    Just built a robowife on goon 3 today, very fun, shoutout to cargo for letting me squat down there.

  • @Sierra026
    @Sierra026 2 года назад +1

    And so the clown got the last laugh. It was quite the blast!

  • @Haloister
    @Haloister 3 года назад +4

    I am a sucker for SS13 stories since I don't have the patience to learn the game myself, so this was a treat. Thank you Tex.

  • @BeavisSaves
    @BeavisSaves 3 года назад +10

    Praise the Honkmother!

  • @fal1026
    @fal1026 3 года назад +4

    This all looked very complicated, but also satisfying as fuck! 🤣

  • @TheSuicidalGiraffe
    @TheSuicidalGiraffe 3 года назад +2

    I remember being part of the Bozo the Clown Live Studio Audience...
    I never grew back my eye brows

  • @unpotatoedsalmon
    @unpotatoedsalmon 2 года назад +1

    I find it funny the borg was still trying to clean up robotics after it exploded

  • @Kahrak
    @Kahrak 3 года назад +4

    Clowns are the best antags and this video is proof. Set the hallway on fire? Just a prank bro why you have to be mad

  • @America_Yea
    @America_Yea 3 месяца назад

    I always name my clowns themaically so my clown traitor would be named after a killer clown if I'm feeling murderous or a psycho one if I'm feeling funny.

  • @araulius2132
    @araulius2132 3 года назад +2

    "i'm bonkers the clown, and i'm not honkin' around! hyuck hyuck!"

  • @dopeskone
    @dopeskone 3 года назад +1

    I dont know why a clown would be on a space station. But I suspect HR is responsible.

  • @TheShadowwalker007
    @TheShadowwalker007 3 года назад +5

    Thank you; I had a real good laugh 😂
    I am looking forward to rewatching this one for sure

  • @Immoralsalvage
    @Immoralsalvage 3 года назад +3

    Am I the only one who hoped that Tex would name his clown Mackey. As in Mackey the Comstar clown then yell at people "Pay your bills Fucko" As he murdered them.

    • @Kahrak
      @Kahrak 3 года назад

      Ok thats funny. I actually laughed at that image. Well done

  • @_quick-math
    @_quick-math 3 года назад +2

    He is baaaack

  • @Winterydee
    @Winterydee 3 года назад +13

    Clown Tex is still a faithful servant of z0rg! Spreading z0rg's true with a improvised flamethrower!
    PRAISE z0rg!

  • @Notsoshady4891
    @Notsoshady4891 3 года назад +1

    Really good Mount St. Helen's impression 👏👏👏

  • @boldandbrash9447
    @boldandbrash9447 3 года назад +1

    you're laughing
    he drank all of his own flamer ammo, and you're laughing

  • @Bee_Tea_Sea
    @Bee_Tea_Sea 3 года назад +1

    Man that macro implant fucks hard

  • @Kasigil0
    @Kasigil0 3 года назад +2

    an explosion is just a very big honk

  • @DaReaperZ
    @DaReaperZ 2 года назад

    "The steel grille was hit by Randolph Checker's butt."

  • @bondfall0072
    @bondfall0072 8 месяцев назад

    This is the Joker origin story we deserve

  • @Bluematchhead
    @Bluematchhead 2 года назад

    Well that were a fucking journey... not a long one but what a fucking ride.

  • @gallendugall8913
    @gallendugall8913 3 года назад +1

    People complain about the flame thrower until they feel it in action.

  • @AncientSlugThrower
    @AncientSlugThrower 3 года назад +1

    Great editing on this video.

  • @Xtoxinlolinecronomicon
    @Xtoxinlolinecronomicon 2 года назад +1

    The final honk was a powerful one.

  • @awittypseudonym2520
    @awittypseudonym2520 3 года назад +3

    I feel like this might have been my first ever round of ss13 (though I only arrived at the end of the shift and was mostly just hopelessly flailing around)

  • @notfred1233
    @notfred1233 2 года назад

    Clowntag is always the best person to make friends with.

  • @destroidhak2556
    @destroidhak2556 2 года назад

    "What do you mean setting everyone on fire isn't funny? Are you saying im not funny? I was in clown school I'll let you know, after being rejected in art school. You just have no sense of humour"

  • @USSRBot
    @USSRBot 3 года назад +1

    Good Job.

  • @GaldirEonai
    @GaldirEonai 3 года назад +2

    Clown Antag.
    Oh god.

  • @robertb7293
    @robertb7293 3 года назад +7

    Yessir. The culture to call the boomclown Bonkers. The class to not add 'D Bobcat'.
    Also laughing at; The clown burned me... and hurt my feelings. Have a good one legion.

  • @snootgamenotofficial
    @snootgamenotofficial Год назад

    I remember playing as clown and I got Vampire. I never took the shoes or the mask it was so fun I got most of the ghost on me going "never stop the grind" I miss being tator

  • @Azmodaii
    @Azmodaii 3 года назад +4

    Love the short and long ss13 stuff tex, always great content. I also got into battletech because of you so thanks for that. FFFFucko.

  • @ricktherock
    @ricktherock 2 года назад

    "Bunch of clowns have flamethrowers" was that a dig at Elon musky.

  • @breckeline
    @breckeline 2 года назад

    10:20 precisely why sec should take the clown seriously

  • @Pilot067
    @Pilot067 3 года назад +1

    12:08 he has the last laugh

  • @acceptablecasualty5319
    @acceptablecasualty5319 2 года назад

    Fun thrower time

  • @Monkeyking19991111
    @Monkeyking19991111 3 года назад +1

    Oh! thats, Bonkers!

  • @adeludedpotato834
    @adeludedpotato834 3 года назад +7

    will we be getting the usual, unedited SS13 in the future? one of the best part of watching you is your wondrous rambling

  • @custarddemustard2769
    @custarddemustard2769 2 года назад

    Awesome editing man, really high quality ss13 stuff

  • @cursor1011
    @cursor1011 3 года назад

    "Look who's laughing now" will never not be funny to me.

  • @Maximum_Bacon
    @Maximum_Bacon 3 года назад

    Oh the Joy's of exploding upon death.
    This was a supper fun quick video. Nurse should be proud.

  • @Starman_Dx
    @Starman_Dx 3 года назад +1

    Mom, I don't want to see the funny clown anymore.

  • @TheNerdForAllSeasons
    @TheNerdForAllSeasons 3 года назад +1

    SS13 returns.
    We're back, lads.

  • @timothymclean
    @timothymclean 2 года назад

    3:55: I think you mean burn-zo?
    7:15: Have you considered Yakety Sax?
    11:15: The perfect crime!

  • @drakevalentine8
    @drakevalentine8 3 года назад

    Can't say I expected a SS13 video from Tex. But I'm happy it's here!

  • @dopeskone
    @dopeskone 3 года назад

    Some classic comfy madness

  • @hozic9929
    @hozic9929 3 года назад

    That's bombastic

  • @apathymanthemundane4165
    @apathymanthemundane4165 3 года назад +1

    funny business indeed

  • @Warficus
    @Warficus 3 года назад +1

    silly and fun, that.... was what this was.

  • @truemind1018
    @truemind1018 3 года назад +1

    If only you could have screamed Kabloowy as you died.

  • @MrBingogogo
    @MrBingogogo 3 года назад +2

    Never trust a clown

    • @brianhenry152
      @brianhenry152 3 года назад

      Yep, just like Capellans in Battletech, they just can't be trusted.

  • @hoodedxvi346
    @hoodedxvi346 2 года назад

    He sounds like calm markiplier with a bit of a deeper voice

  • @justmutantjed
    @justmutantjed 3 года назад

    I was waiting for that payoff. Great stuff!

  • @alid5383
    @alid5383 3 года назад +1

    Yessss, yesssssssssss

  • @tranz2deep
    @tranz2deep 3 года назад

    The moment I thought of Tex as a clown I flashed back to that scene from _The Boondock Saints_ where Rocco comes back from being sent to his doom (had it not been for the boys scragging the Russians Rocco was sent after before he could even show up) and flips out realizing they all knew he was getting hosed but hadn't warned him. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
    Rocco: (Shooting up the entire deli full of mobsters) *FUNNY! FUNNY! FUNNY!!*

  • @Jimoshi1
    @Jimoshi1 Год назад

    mega funny sec. one attack with flame thorower and they order execution immediatly.

  • @ImperatorLizard
    @ImperatorLizard 3 года назад

    Those security guys are bad at their job. They didn't search the clown. I thought that was rule one of SS13.

  • @Karaksonen
    @Karaksonen 3 года назад +1

    Praise the Honkmother.

  • @zebulonpike7559
    @zebulonpike7559 3 года назад +2

    Praise z0rg!

  • @Ray2ford
    @Ray2ford 3 года назад +3

    Bonkers might be a good clown name, but I still believe clownskie the funny guy is better.

  • @crispwhitesheets2175
    @crispwhitesheets2175 3 года назад +2

    WANNA HEAR ANOTHER JOME MURRAY!

  • @Teulisch
    @Teulisch 3 года назад

    ah, clowns... wait, I thought that was the entire security team most days?

  • @crankfastle3061
    @crankfastle3061 2 года назад

    Very, very funny

  • @Sneg0vic-x5q
    @Sneg0vic-x5q 3 года назад +3

    That was so funny! By the way, any chance to see you playing "Highfleet"? - I think you may like this game.

  • @shaman666
    @shaman666 3 года назад

    ah classic bonkers

  • @joewalsh4713
    @joewalsh4713 3 года назад

    Nice

  • @dirgesinger1382
    @dirgesinger1382 3 года назад

    Let the circus commence!

  • @invisibleraiden3349
    @invisibleraiden3349 3 года назад +1

    Yeah another space station vid. Been a while.

  • @jimdee5319
    @jimdee5319 3 года назад

    I loved this

  • @seanwarren9357
    @seanwarren9357 3 года назад

    Wakka wakka!

  • @ZiggEnt86
    @ZiggEnt86 3 года назад

    That was amusing

  • @zaldronthesage
    @zaldronthesage 3 года назад +1

    HENK HENK

  • @quaintgentleman344
    @quaintgentleman344 3 года назад

    OH GOSH GUYS! I DON'T THINK TEX IS HJONKING AROUND THIS TIME!

  • @MistaMushoo
    @MistaMushoo 2 года назад

    Pranked.

  • @OUTFXD
    @OUTFXD 3 года назад +1

    Hey! Whats that clown think hes doing?